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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:13,389 I thought you'd be off in some corner crying your eyes out because your 2 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:19,670 Luke is going to Canada to be a Mountie. My dear Robin, will you marry me? 3 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:22,420 Mum! 4 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:25,860 Oh, my God. 5 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:27,350 There, little boy. 6 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:32,160 Come on! 7 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:04,870 Easy life being a baby, mind. 8 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:07,960 Just sleeping and eating at the end of the day, innit? 9 00:01:08,830 --> 00:01:10,150 Very much like a teenager. 10 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:16,440 He proper loves it being a dad, ma 'am. I know. 11 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,760 I do think you ought to go home now, mind. 12 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,740 He's been living here three days. 13 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:24,700 Yeah, he is dad, this man of mine. 14 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:29,870 I've been getting the house all night for you. 15 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:31,320 Checking out loads of stuff. 16 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:35,250 You were roomy the pit, my girl. Oh, don't look in the shoebox under the bed. 17 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,310 Don't worry. 18 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:39,160 You've all got secrets, haven't you? 19 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,650 Yeah. 20 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,200 I've taken a minute. I'm dropping off. 21 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:47,940 Come on, my darling. 22 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,580 Don't you nana, is it? 23 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:54,390 Look, 24 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:55,960 I'm sure I haven't been in. 25 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,700 I'm still working Swansea, aren't I? 26 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:03,340 No. He sends his love. 27 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,010 Going to come and see you at the house, I think. 28 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,330 Nice of Owen. 29 00:02:35,479 --> 00:02:39,739 Sean, it's me again. Look, I know you hate me now, but at least hate me face 30 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:40,790 face. 31 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:46,559 And I've invited everyone over to meet the baby tomorrow, so come round about 32 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:47,610 two, is it? 33 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,770 See you, babes. 34 00:02:48,771 --> 00:02:49,879 That's Sean? 35 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,950 Yeah. I haven't seen him for a couple of days. Is he coming over? 36 00:02:53,739 --> 00:02:56,760 Yeah? Ma 'am. Oh, what now? 37 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,600 Glenn just called me Uncle Ben. 38 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,320 So? Brilliant. 39 00:03:00,321 --> 00:03:01,619 Like the wife. 40 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:04,839 They're going to call me wife's face now, aren't they? Better than arsehead. 41 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,559 Ma 'am, I think I'm going to need more socks. I've got four pairs. 42 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,520 Well, I don't know. Do I? Do they even wear socks in Canada? 43 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:12,840 You'll have to ask your father. 44 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,820 You haven't got my prize given on you. 45 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,800 All I've got is Emma's stuff. 46 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,230 Emma's exams. 47 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:19,179 Emma's wedding. 48 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:20,230 Emma's I'm the baby. 49 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,380 There's nothing for me. 50 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:25,160 All who care about is Emma and that stupid baby. 51 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:28,459 I haven't got time for your antics now, good boy. I'm up to my eyes. 52 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,259 So the wedding's definitely off, then? 53 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:31,310 Of course it's off. 54 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:35,570 You're hardly going to walk up the aisle five days after giving birth, is she? 55 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:38,380 Oh, come on, you bastard! 56 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,080 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. 57 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:43,800 Sit down a minute. 58 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:53,330 Is it because I'm leaving? 59 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:55,910 You can't think. What? 60 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:57,400 You. 61 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:00,330 Off on one all the time. Sorry. 62 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:06,200 It's Emma. 63 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:07,320 Need more knickers. 64 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:13,170 He's all right, you know. Rob is. 65 00:04:13,490 --> 00:04:14,790 You look out for me in that. 66 00:04:14,791 --> 00:04:16,049 I know he will. 67 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:17,250 I didn't say he wouldn't. 68 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:20,410 Oh, I'm fine, Prash. 69 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:25,049 I'm just... I fell behind with my ironing and this house is a state and I 70 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:26,100 to be nice for Emma. 71 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:29,290 Oh, all you care about is Emma and her stupid baby. 72 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:31,980 That'll be Dad. 73 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,650 Why? He's got my passport and stuff. 74 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:38,020 Coffee? 75 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:41,420 Hi, Gwyn. 76 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:43,120 Hiya. 77 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:45,650 Ask him what happened to his eye. 78 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,690 A trouser press in the hotel attacked me. 79 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,260 Sorry, got to do the ironing. See you. I thought you was over it. 80 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,340 Ben! I'll be back in an hour. Do your homework. 81 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,660 I haven't got any. Do it anyway. 82 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,170 Milk and sugar? 83 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:04,940 Yeah, hang on a minute. 84 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:13,179 Look at me and tell me you didn't enjoy kissing me. 85 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,530 I didn't enjoy kissing you. I don't believe you. 86 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:18,770 What is it, Rob? 87 00:05:18,771 --> 00:05:21,629 Not happy with ruining my life once, you want to do it all over again. Do you 88 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:23,889 worry? You're doing a really good job. I think you did enjoy it and I think 89 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:27,069 you'd like to do it again and I think what happened in the hospital will make 90 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:29,900 both realise that we still have feelings for each other. 91 00:05:29,901 --> 00:05:33,229 The only feelings I got for you, good boy, the feelings of relief that in 92 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:36,300 days' time you'll be out of my life again, hopefully for good. 93 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:37,540 Here we are. 94 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:40,380 Ma 'am, we got any of them orange Kit Kats? 95 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,740 Second drawer down, under the tea towers. 96 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:00,260 strong mistake. 97 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:06,830 Will you give it a rest? 98 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:09,730 What is the matter? 99 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:13,050 Nothing. Is it Daddy? Has he said something? 100 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:14,420 No. 101 00:06:15,610 --> 00:06:19,870 I give up. He's doing my head in. Come on. I'll drop this off now. 102 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:23,910 Die. Can we do dirty phone calls later? 103 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:25,970 I need to feel a bit dangerous. 104 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:28,230 Cockney or Geordie? 105 00:06:28,231 --> 00:06:32,419 Cockney, I never really understand you, Geordie. You go with Swedish. 106 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:33,470 Oh. 107 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,880 All right, sweet cheeks. 108 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,680 Why, you all alone at the end of that phone. 109 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,370 Sweet girl. 110 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:47,820 So, what if I am you, you big... All right, Grandma? 111 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:52,340 I've seen Bobby at the back on his mobile. We've been. 112 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,620 Don't ask me. I have no idea. 113 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,740 He's been like that for two days now. 114 00:06:57,620 --> 00:07:00,090 Right. Couldn't give us five minutes, could you? 115 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,770 Women's trouble. 116 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:02,950 Oh, right. 117 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,530 Give us one. 118 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:06,620 Call me later, yeah? 119 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:08,750 Yeah, OK. 120 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:18,839 On Thursday, I kissed Rob Morgan outside the maternity 121 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:19,890 ward. 122 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:36,860 7 .06. 123 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,340 Not bad, seeing as she drops her cocking early. 124 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:42,460 And have she got him on the tit? Cos I'll build him up nice. 125 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:44,590 She's breastfeeding him. Yeah. 126 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:49,090 Well, son of my love kid, this is where it all starts for her now, innit? 127 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,030 A lifetime of shit and depression. 128 00:07:51,031 --> 00:07:55,089 I'd offer you some old rompers when the supper found out Tuesday. Michelle will 129 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:57,920 have caught again, so we'll be hanging on to them for now. 130 00:07:58,450 --> 00:07:59,790 Never cocking ends, do it. 131 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:01,160 So long. 132 00:08:14,691 --> 00:08:19,279 He's got a ton of stuff in there beside the dogs. 133 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,330 Well, be long. 134 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,280 You haven't told her of you. 135 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,900 I can't bring myself to. She's home. 136 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,850 Determined? 137 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,820 She's not bad, you know. 138 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:35,510 She's not you. 139 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:36,799 Oh, come on. 140 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,880 I'm a bit of a dick, really. 141 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:42,270 Nancy's much nicer than me and she cooks better. 142 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,650 You can do it, Presh. 143 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,630 Just think about Nen. 144 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:53,350 Maria, the other one. 145 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:57,320 Oh! 146 00:08:58,390 --> 00:08:59,890 Am I interrupting something? 147 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,360 No. 148 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:03,020 I was just going. 149 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:07,660 This will be the last time that Alan will be requiring your services, Stella. 150 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:12,110 Now that he's got me, he won't be paying you to press anymore. 151 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:13,960 OK. 152 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,370 I'll see myself out. 153 00:09:35,731 --> 00:09:37,299 Getting 154 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:46,139 ready 155 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,320 for round two, is it? 156 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,940 I've been ringing, but then you know that. 157 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,840 I'm testing, and I did actually call round. 158 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,560 Oh, what's it worth, Stella? 159 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,240 Don't make me look an idiot. 160 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:03,310 Well, I did to me. 161 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:04,630 All right, Stella. 162 00:10:04,631 --> 00:10:06,219 Congratulations on the baby. 163 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:09,699 Thanks. You spend ten minutes with this one, and he's working on his jam. Yeah, 164 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:10,750 sure. 165 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,860 I'll wait then, shall I? 166 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,870 Come on. 167 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:37,999 I've got 168 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,900 three kids. I'm used to sulking. 169 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,520 And believe me, I always win. 170 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:47,200 I think I'm sulking. It's not some fucking playground argument. 171 00:10:47,201 --> 00:10:50,259 What is it you want me to say, Stella? 172 00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:53,279 Oh, don't worry, you couldn't help yourself. Anybody would do the same. No, 173 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,859 course not. I just want you to believe me when I tell you. It didn't mean 174 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,419 nothing. Well, I don't believe you. 175 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,240 OK? He's Luke's dad. 176 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:02,679 You were in love with him. He's not some one -night stand that you picked up at 177 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,760 a hen party in Merthyr. 178 00:11:03,761 --> 00:11:07,919 I think that would have been easier to forgive, to be honest. 179 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,280 Look, what I did was completely stupid. 180 00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:15,199 I think I must be off my three to have risked losing you like that. You're not 181 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,400 risking anything, love. 182 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:17,720 You've already lost me. 183 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:33,190 I'm down yet. 184 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,290 Paula? 185 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,890 Daddy? 186 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,400 I need to talk to you. 187 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:46,700 Well... This is Stephen. 188 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:48,910 Hiya. 189 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,920 Just call me Steve if you like. 190 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,570 Hello. 191 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:59,380 Stephen and I... I'm in love. 192 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:01,220 They'll have had it. Now shoot me. 193 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,280 Congratulations. Thanks. 194 00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:06,839 Well, aren't you going to say nothing? 195 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,220 Has he got all his own teeth? 196 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:09,630 Very funny. 197 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:13,060 Look, we've been seeing each other six weeks. 198 00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:15,400 Oh! Get back quiet. 199 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:16,830 I know. 200 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,120 That's because I wanted to be sure. 201 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,330 And now I am. 202 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,400 And Stephen wants me to move in with him. 203 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,900 Into his flat. 204 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,660 Well, that's good, isn't it? 205 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,260 I live in Bristol. 206 00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:40,309 I want you 207 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:47,169 to know this has been a 208 00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:48,810 very difficult decision for him. 209 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,080 Sorry. 210 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,490 on the road I never noticed before. 211 00:13:30,491 --> 00:13:33,929 The monster's not a baby. Your parents see you. Twenty mile an hour she had me 212 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:34,469 go in. 213 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:38,209 Good job on all. You're a maniac behind that wheel, Kat. But don't crowd around 214 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:41,150 them. All of you breathing breath on him like this. 215 00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:44,449 Shall I get the pram? Do we need the pram? Don't be daft, man, Carl. It's 216 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:45,309 two yards. 217 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,970 Oh, there's my little grandson. 218 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,800 I'm mine. 219 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:51,710 Don't traumatise him for life. 220 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,530 What? Am I an old man? No. 221 00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:54,880 Oh, 222 00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:56,170 let's have a little look. 223 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:59,789 Oh, you need to change, innit, Dad? Yeah, we'd better get him in. We'll 224 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:02,320 him over later, if you like. I'd like that, you will. 225 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,490 We got the baby this for good luck. 226 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:09,349 It belonged to horse, but he wanted them to have it. It's off his first hoof 227 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:10,710 from when he was a puppy. 228 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,330 So long as they don't have no germs on it now. 229 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:18,209 Babies these days are not built like they used to be. No, it's bleach this, 230 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:20,010 that, disinfect the whole caboodle. 231 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:21,860 It's lovely. 232 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:23,490 We'll hang it somewhere. 233 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,910 But keep it turned up, mind. You don't want all the luck to drop out. 234 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:30,780 Bang. 235 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,350 Batteries. Can never get enough. 236 00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:43,889 I'll see you at the house, will I? Emma's back, like. No, I can't, mate. 237 00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:44,769 this job on. 238 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:45,820 You all right, bud? 239 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,850 I haven't seen you round much, like. 240 00:14:47,851 --> 00:14:51,009 No. And you know I'm off Saturday, don't you, to Canada? 241 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,060 Come round quick? 242 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:53,160 Tell me about it. 243 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,260 Can't wait. 244 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:58,389 Hey, Rob's laying on drinks tomorrow night at the Belmont. You coming? 245 00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,410 Uh, I don't know. 246 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:04,170 Bit posh, I know, but, uh, it'll be good to see you there, like. 247 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:12,830 Listen, I, uh, I'm not good at, you know, saying things like, 248 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:16,870 but I'm proper happy you and my mum are together. 249 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:22,450 I wasn't sure at first, like, but you're all right. 250 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,150 I know you look after her or not. 251 00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:30,000 Let's see it. 252 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,890 See, look there. The jaw. See? 253 00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,760 No, I can't quite see it, my friend. 254 00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:53,859 He's definitely got his mother's eyes. Don't talk nonsense, Sonny. Those are 255 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:57,640 chaudry eyes, if ever I saw them. He's hardly opened them yet, Tan. 256 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,270 There's no way of telling whose eyes they are. 257 00:16:00,271 --> 00:16:03,399 You've got a fabulous colouring mind, haven't you? 258 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,780 You won't be needing no spray, Tan, I tell you. 259 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,960 Some people do spray Tan their babies. 260 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,440 I think that's a curtain. 261 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,240 Right, who wants another drink? Yes, please, Bella, yes. 262 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:26,600 He's got the name course written all over him. Oh, he's a boot, isn't he? 263 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,140 Oh, please, be careful. 264 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,360 Oh, he's going to be a little bruiser. 265 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,580 You've started already, Bella, look. 266 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:36,980 Wetting the baby's head. 267 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,500 Drenching him, all right. 268 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,510 Bobby's resigned. 269 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:46,110 He's in love with a fella called Steve and he's moving to Bristol. 270 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:48,550 Like Piccadilly Jungle in here. 271 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,160 Why, Bristol. 272 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:52,490 Bless you at Steve's. 273 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,550 Ben, turn that off, please. 274 00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:56,920 We've got guests. 275 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,050 Hey, my man. Hey, Ben. 276 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:01,520 I forgot my key. 277 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,350 Rob's come to see the baby again. 278 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:06,840 I'm going right into it. He's going to say no. 279 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,190 Hey, do you want a beer, Dad? 280 00:17:11,369 --> 00:17:12,419 Come in, then. 281 00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,770 Don't worry, I'll be gone in two days. 282 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,790 Hey, Rob. All right? 283 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,560 I'm going to put him down now. 284 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,260 No, no, no. It's far too early. 285 00:17:28,261 --> 00:17:30,799 You'll get him into bad habits like that. 286 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,700 You must be strict with him from the start. 287 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,320 I'm going to put him down. 288 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:46,920 By the way, your little liaison the other day with Stella. 289 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,760 You? Yeah. 290 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,780 Right. Are you pissed? 291 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,370 Me? 292 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:07,200 Mum reckons when I was a baby, I used to sleep like the dead. 293 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,140 Well, I haven't changed, have I? 294 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,690 It's never too late to put things right, you know, Rob. 295 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:16,679 No, we bloody haven't. And sometimes in the morning, I think he actually is 296 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,730 dead. 297 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,100 That's nice, isn't it? 298 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,610 Have you thought about her name yet, kid? 299 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:22,680 No, not really. 300 00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:23,749 We haven't had a chance. 301 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:27,349 First thing first, Ken. We have to fix the date for the wedding. Oh, we can't 302 00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:28,929 thinking about that now. We can't. 303 00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:31,530 Oh, let's not all get worked up, shall we? 304 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,650 This is supposed to be a party. 305 00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:36,890 You got the magic touch. 306 00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:04,850 I'm sorry about you and Sean. 307 00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:05,829 No, you're not. 308 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:06,880 No, I'm not. 309 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,690 Right. I'm not going to mess around. 310 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,570 There's two things I really want. 311 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:20,200 One is that I want you to come to Canada with me. 312 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,649 Oh, God, you're hilarious. We'll come to Canada just like that, is it? 313 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:26,490 Bring the bloody horse if you want to. Just come. 314 00:19:26,491 --> 00:19:30,649 The other thing I want is for you to spend the night with me at the hotel 315 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:31,700 tomorrow. 316 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:35,439 Obviously, I'd like both things to happen, but if it's only one of them, 317 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,300 I'll still be an incredibly happy man. 318 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,300 Neither of them is going to happen. 319 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,880 Mum, Tanisha and Emma are in an actual fight. 320 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,170 It's awesome. 321 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:54,159 It's not like they're the baby king two and three, is it? 322 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:58,080 Will you all just pipe the hell down a minute? This is getting us nowhere. 323 00:19:58,081 --> 00:20:02,419 Exactly. It's like Pontypridd Market in here. I'm off. I'll see you tomorrow 324 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:05,910 night. Cheers. And for Estella, but I won't be spoken to like this, huh? 325 00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:08,299 They were supposed to be getting married tomorrow. 326 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,659 We've lost a lot of money counting the reception. 327 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,259 It's not like I thought I had a baby. 328 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:16,699 Really? It would be nice if you could reschedule the wedding as soon as 329 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:20,219 and then get married like we agreed and then you can move into the flat like we 330 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,599 agreed. Well, that seems fair enough. Aye, it is what you agreed, babe. Hey, 331 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,299 hang on a minute. You're not taking the flat off. Then where are you going to 332 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,629 live? There's no room in the flat. Come on, tell him, pal. 333 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:32,049 Well, the girl can hardly walk up the stairs, let alone the bloody aisles. 334 00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:34,849 you're not serious. She's still giving us the flat. Not until you're married, 335 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:37,850 no. No wedding, no deal, no flat. 336 00:20:37,851 --> 00:20:40,269 Oh, come off it. They've painted it now and everything. 337 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,129 What do you care? You're moving to Canada. 338 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:44,300 Oh, shut up a minute, Ben. Look, the thing is... 339 00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,690 You might have done a runner. 340 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:22,370 No, I was, you know... Oh, let's not put that there, Bab. It might scratch. 341 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,500 I always put it there. 342 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,529 That's where I put it. I put it there. 343 00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:28,580 But I'm here now, Bab. 344 00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:30,470 I'm going to sort you out. 345 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,310 I'm going to look after you. 346 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:47,949 There's going to be plenty of time for that after we're married. But for now, I 347 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:50,270 want you up those stairs, washed and changed. 348 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,630 We've got our appointment at 12. 349 00:21:52,661 --> 00:21:54,689 What appointment? 350 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,249 For the registry office, silly. 351 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:57,889 We're going to register the marriage. 352 00:21:57,890 --> 00:22:00,829 I mean, you can't just turn up on the 24th for the ceremony and expect 353 00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:02,209 everything to be done, you know. 354 00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:04,049 You've got to do the paperwork up front. 355 00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:05,100 Right. 356 00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:06,450 Yeah. Go on, then. 357 00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:08,350 You can wear your blazer. 358 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,770 Have you tried your prize giving on you? 359 00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,750 I just didn't put the time in. 360 00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:21,200 Six o 'clock. 361 00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:22,730 What? Six o 'clock. 362 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,310 You only voted in little letters. 363 00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:27,670 Ben, I'm coming. 364 00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:29,610 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 365 00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:33,010 Bet you would if Emma needed him. Or the baby did. 366 00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:34,690 I hate the baby. 367 00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:36,390 I don't even do anything. 368 00:22:36,391 --> 00:22:40,329 Sweetheart, I know you're feeling a bit left out at the moment, but everything 369 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:41,380 will calm down. 370 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,700 We've just been taken a bit by surprise, that's all. 371 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:47,670 I'm not the youngest anymore, though, am I? Eh? 372 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,800 I'm not a baby anymore. 373 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,360 Oh, now, listen here, you. 374 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,360 You are my baby. 375 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,140 Nothing ever gonna change. 376 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:02,539 No matter how many kids your sister has, or your brother, or you, for that 377 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,590 matter. 378 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,580 Where to are you going, all dressed up? 379 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,540 Just going for a walk, that's all. 380 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,600 You never go for a walk? 381 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,140 Thought we'd take him out. 382 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:16,230 Get some fresh air. 383 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,780 Right. See you later. 384 00:23:18,781 --> 00:23:23,359 You want to watch your uncle over in them heels? 385 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,410 Okay. 386 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:32,780 Thank you for doing this. 387 00:23:32,781 --> 00:23:35,899 I think you're being ever so good about the old thing. 388 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,400 Bobby's like one of the family. 389 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,780 We just want you to be happy, mate. 390 00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:45,150 Oh, you have dropped us in the shit a bit. Paula. 391 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:46,470 He has. 392 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:49,080 But it's fine. We'll find somebody else. 393 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:50,880 Yes, we will. 394 00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:52,580 And I won't be as good as you. 395 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,410 Sorry, 396 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,560 what? Don't say I'm one of the million. 397 00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:00,470 Right. 398 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,360 So let's drink a toast now. 399 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:03,820 To Bobby and Steve. 400 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,560 And you a new life in Bristol. 401 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:07,670 Pardon? 402 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:13,260 He said long may you see him. What is wrong with you? 403 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:18,800 Sorry, it's just... I can't actually understand a word Daddy says. 404 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,080 Hey. Cheers. 405 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,530 Cheers. 406 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:47,060 Mam says he's been a bit of a girl, like. 407 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,720 Moping around and shit. 408 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,300 But why can't we come to Canada? 409 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,620 I hate living here. 410 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:58,480 I want to see the bears, mooses, mountains. 411 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,340 Ponteberry's got a mountain. 412 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,240 And a few wild dogs. 413 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,420 Not a mountain, it's a slag heap. 414 00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:08,100 And the dogs ain't wild, they're straight. 415 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:12,840 Look, Benny boy, when everything's settled, 416 00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:15,550 You can come for a holiday, right? 417 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:18,030 Serious? Yeah, serious. 418 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:22,530 In the meantime, you've got to look after Mam. 419 00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:24,700 OK? 420 00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:26,100 OK. 421 00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:28,029 Give me the rest of these chips. 422 00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:29,080 Oh, no way! 423 00:25:29,450 --> 00:25:31,190 Oh, they're mine! Come on, Liv! 424 00:25:31,191 --> 00:25:32,669 If 425 00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:41,749 you 426 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,190 are sure about this, are you? 427 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,260 Proper sure. 428 00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:54,820 I take it you've come to register the birth? 429 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:58,729 No, we've got an appointment to get married, actually. We cancelled our 430 00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:02,509 reception, the hindu bit, but we never cancelled the legal bit, so are we still 431 00:26:02,510 --> 00:26:03,560 allowed, like? 432 00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:04,720 Er, yes. 433 00:26:05,890 --> 00:26:08,770 Miss Morris and Miss Chowdhury? Yeah. 434 00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:10,320 Any guests? 435 00:26:10,910 --> 00:26:11,960 No. 436 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:15,320 Okay, but you will still need two witnesses, I'm afraid. 437 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,700 Hello, what are you doing here? 438 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:25,420 Actually, could we borrow you for a minute? 439 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,320 He wants me to go to Canada with him. 440 00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:59,080 Doesn't hang around, does he? 441 00:26:59,081 --> 00:27:03,339 I take it you're not going or you wouldn't be sitting here chatting with 442 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:04,390 course I'm not going. 443 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:10,140 I've messed everything up, haven't I? 444 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,210 Yeah, you have. 445 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:16,950 Chris. 446 00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:21,939 Stella, every time I'm with you now, I'll be wondering if you want to be with 447 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,420 him. Of course I don't. 448 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,470 You were just there, kissing him. 449 00:27:25,471 --> 00:27:28,949 The big love of your life. I never called him that. Your first boyfriend. I 450 00:27:28,950 --> 00:27:32,020 mean, how would you feel seeing me kissing Annie Longworth? 451 00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:35,260 Who's Annie Longworth when she's at home? 452 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,120 My first girlfriend. 453 00:27:39,150 --> 00:27:40,530 I'd probably want to lap her. 454 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:41,820 Exactly. 455 00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:47,010 I hate that you've got this history with him. 456 00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:49,720 It's like he owns a bit of you or something. 457 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:51,750 Yeah, well, he used to. 458 00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:53,670 But you don't anymore, OK? 459 00:27:56,070 --> 00:27:59,430 Please don't finish it, Bibs. We've only just got it started. 460 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,800 How's my little grandson? 461 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,080 Have you come to apologise? 462 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,940 Any sharp customers? 463 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:32,400 No, we've... We've come to ask for the keys for the flat. 464 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,920 Loving the courage, bro. 465 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,199 We're not going to go over this again, Sonny. 466 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,420 You can move into the flat when you're married. Not before. 467 00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:40,790 But that's the thing. 468 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,530 We are married. 469 00:28:42,531 --> 00:28:45,159 We got a certificate and everything. Show him, son. 470 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,210 What? 471 00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:49,130 I'd like you to meet the new Mrs Chowdhury. 472 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,290 Oh, my God. 473 00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:54,719 Does that mean we're going to be sisters now and everything? 474 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,770 Yeah! 475 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,500 We were the witnesses! 476 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:02,940 Oh, it was so lovely, wasn't it, Al? Simple and yet moving. 477 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:06,200 Certainly given me some inspiration for our big day. 478 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:10,000 Alan had tears in his eyes the whole time, didn't you, Al? 479 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:12,510 Tanisha! 480 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,310 He'd have loved to have been there, that's all. 481 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,320 Giving her away, or my little girl. 482 00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:28,710 Sorry. 483 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,080 He's been like this since he found out. An absolute wreck. 484 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:36,450 Stella's really happy for him, aren't you, babe? Yeah, I think he's romantic. 485 00:29:36,451 --> 00:29:40,239 Well, personally, I think it's very selfish going off like that behind 486 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,290 everyone's back. 487 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,450 But what do I know? I'm just the stepmother. Not yet, you know. 488 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,270 All right. 489 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,560 All right, turn it off. 490 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,670 I know. 491 00:29:57,211 --> 00:29:59,329 Good evening, everyone. 492 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:04,989 And our first prize tonight is awarded to the pupil who teachers feel has made 493 00:30:04,990 --> 00:30:09,590 the biggest effort in class despite a lack of academic muscularity. 494 00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:12,820 They just mean the thick kid, don't they? Yeah. 495 00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:15,429 Carl won it, didn't you, when we was in school? 496 00:30:15,430 --> 00:30:16,550 Sure. No, I didn't. 497 00:30:17,570 --> 00:30:18,620 Did I? 498 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:25,610 Yes. Oh, nice one. And the prize for best effort goes to Alan Williams. 499 00:30:48,129 --> 00:30:50,730 I'm going to be a proper mother to that boy, Stella. 500 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:53,330 And I, for one, can't wait. 501 00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:07,620 Stella, it's Rob. 502 00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:13,749 I know we won't get the chance to talk tonight with everyone here, but I didn't 503 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:17,729 want to leave tomorrow without telling you that I regret the way things have 504 00:31:17,730 --> 00:31:18,780 turned out. 505 00:31:19,390 --> 00:31:20,970 And I wish you well. 506 00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:22,900 I really do. 507 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,500 That's all. 508 00:31:36,490 --> 00:31:41,330 Our final prize tonight is for imagination and innovation. 509 00:31:41,970 --> 00:31:43,250 It goes to Ben Morris. 510 00:31:49,070 --> 00:31:56,009 Now, Ben pulled out all the stops on a family tree project set 511 00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:57,009 back in January. 512 00:31:57,010 --> 00:32:01,830 Now, tell us, Ben, what's the biggest thing you learned doing the project? 513 00:32:03,770 --> 00:32:04,820 Um... 514 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,140 Probably, there is no such thing as a normal family. 515 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:13,119 And although mine are a bit weird, especially my uncle Glenn who killed 516 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:17,580 in an orange, I'm really glad they're mine. 517 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:20,620 And no one else is. 518 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,150 You all packed? 519 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:43,800 Yeah, aren't you? 520 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,460 I started it. 521 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,440 Can I ask you a question? 522 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,580 Do they wear socks in Canada? 523 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,570 Yeah. 524 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,610 So, who wants a lift to the Belmont, then? 525 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,690 Yeah, me and Ben. 526 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,210 All right. 527 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,020 I'm sure I can't persuade you. 528 00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:20,480 No, it's hard to be really weird and to all be friends together. 529 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,660 We're only going for a look. 530 00:33:22,661 --> 00:33:23,819 I know. 531 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:25,140 Keep a bed warm for you, OK? 532 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,080 Oh, come on, Stell! 533 00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:31,550 I've never been to Belmont before. I don't want to miss nothing. 534 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,820 Apparently, all the staff speak French. 535 00:33:34,171 --> 00:33:35,979 See you. 536 00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:37,030 See you. 537 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:39,320 Here's to you, kid, and a new start. 538 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,200 Aye. Cheers. 539 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,770 Cheers. 540 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,330 Champagne, please. 541 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:49,300 See, the French told you. 542 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:52,900 Oh, yes, she is. 543 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,000 The married woman, come your boot. 544 00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:56,460 It's the part, isn't it? 545 00:33:56,461 --> 00:33:58,239 What's that? 546 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,360 A new brother, eh? 547 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,650 Eh? 548 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,760 Oh, take that baby away. 549 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,080 It's making me all broody. 550 00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:16,579 Now, look, we haven't had a chance to get you anything big, what with 551 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:20,799 that's been going on. Just the unexpected birth of a grandchild and the 552 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,239 wedding of my only son. 553 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,439 Oh, no, ma 'am. 554 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,880 Please. All right. 555 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,289 I'm through it. 556 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:31,678 Almost. Anyway, my friend, we hope this goes some small way to protecting you 557 00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:34,560 and keeping you safe in your new life in Canada. 558 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:41,460 Ah, nice one. It's Ganesh. He's cool. He'll bring you luck. 559 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:44,370 He's also the dispeller of obstacles and problems. 560 00:34:44,371 --> 00:34:45,709 Like Jasminder. 561 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:46,760 Jove. 562 00:34:48,510 --> 00:34:49,870 Cheers, Jove. Thank you. 563 00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:52,770 Thank you. Oh, cheers. 564 00:34:54,290 --> 00:34:58,429 Congratulations, Mrs Chowdhury. Oh, thank you. It's been a mental day, but 565 00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,480 so glad we've done it. 566 00:34:59,830 --> 00:35:01,350 You all set then for tomorrow? 567 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:02,900 Yeah, I think so. 568 00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:05,610 Must be weird, leaving Ponterbury again. 569 00:35:06,590 --> 00:35:09,010 I'd hate to see this is somewhere else. 570 00:35:10,351 --> 00:35:14,439 It's been lovely getting to know you, Rob. 571 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,550 Ma 'am never said much before, obviously. 572 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,410 So it's been nice, you know, to meet the missing piece in the jigsaw. 573 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,360 You're kind of my stepdad. 574 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,170 Oh. 575 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:29,540 Yeah, kind of. Yeah, I think you are. 576 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,890 Come on. 577 00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:39,590 Dad, 578 00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,470 you know Nancy? 579 00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:44,360 Is she going to be my mommy now? 580 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,440 What? No, little Alan, no. 581 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,160 There you are. 582 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,510 I've been looking everywhere for you two. 583 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,880 Really? Yes. 584 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,290 Little Alan. 585 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,460 Can you go and get your mamma Nancy a refill, Bab? 586 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:11,780 What is it, Bab? 587 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:13,820 You're not yourself. 588 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:16,600 I don't think you have been for a few days now. 589 00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:21,030 I don't want to marry you, Nance. 590 00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:23,150 I never have. 591 00:36:25,790 --> 00:36:26,840 I'm a weak man. 592 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,950 I've just been going along with it. 593 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:32,740 Oh, right. 594 00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:37,260 Do you want to live with me? Not really, no. 595 00:36:37,290 --> 00:36:38,340 Oh. 596 00:36:39,790 --> 00:36:41,170 Do you want to go out with me? 597 00:36:41,310 --> 00:36:42,360 No. 598 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,730 Maybe, yeah. 599 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,130 Not again. 600 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,110 Listen, I know I can be a bit of a flippity -jibbit at the best of times. 601 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,260 And I know I'm not your first choice. 602 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,710 But there's nothing wrong with second best. 603 00:36:57,711 --> 00:37:01,539 And if now and again it's as good as it gets, then it's better than nothing at 604 00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:02,590 all. 605 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:09,459 So... Do you fancy a game of darts and a packet of pork scratchings down the 606 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,510 legion? 607 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:15,510 Go on, then. 608 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,830 I bet they haven't got a dartboard in a place like this anyway. 609 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,150 Dilla! 610 00:37:22,151 --> 00:37:27,079 Alan and I would like you to be the first to know we've decided to call off 611 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,130 wedding. 612 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:30,080 No further comment at this point. 613 00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:31,790 Come on, Bab. 614 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,370 Well done. 615 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,450 Yeah. 616 00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:38,910 Thanks. 617 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,510 Oh, hey, stop. 618 00:37:41,511 --> 00:37:44,429 Me and little Al are thinking of coming along tomorrow, if that's all right. See 619 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,109 Luke off. 620 00:37:45,110 --> 00:37:46,430 Oh, thanks, Presh. 621 00:37:49,290 --> 00:37:50,340 New message. 622 00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:51,520 Stella, it's Rob. 623 00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:57,629 I know we won't get the chance to talk tonight with everyone here, but I didn't 624 00:37:57,630 --> 00:38:01,609 want to leave tomorrow without telling you that I regret the way things have 625 00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:02,660 turned out. 626 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,020 I'm not going to have a fact with you. 627 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:23,480 About kind of rejections. 628 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,170 From who? 629 00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:26,470 Sorry? 630 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:29,779 You said you had rejections. I'm just a bit surprised, that's all. I just 631 00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:31,559 thought it was you just all the rejecting. 632 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,360 Do you want a cup of tea or something? 633 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:34,990 No, you're all right. 634 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,450 So? 635 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,250 So. 636 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:44,480 Do you remember Tracy Thomas used to go out with Richie Grick? 637 00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:45,910 Richie Grick. 638 00:38:46,570 --> 00:38:48,920 They split up in 85 when he moved to Birmingham. 639 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:50,680 She stayed down here. 640 00:38:50,681 --> 00:38:53,849 20 odd years later, when the whole Facebook thing kicked off, they tracked 641 00:38:53,850 --> 00:38:54,889 other down. 642 00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:57,900 If only fate hadn't got in the way, they'd still be together. 643 00:38:58,030 --> 00:39:01,220 She says he's their only true love. He says first love never dies. 644 00:39:01,970 --> 00:39:06,049 Next thing, he leaves his wife and his kids, moves in with Tracy, and they've 645 00:39:06,050 --> 00:39:07,730 never been happier in their lives. 646 00:39:07,731 --> 00:39:09,429 That's nice. 647 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,690 Four months have lasted. 648 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:13,020 Oh. 649 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,240 I loved you so much, Rob. 650 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,760 My little teenage heart smashed to pieces when you left. 651 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,150 I honestly believe we're meant to be together. 652 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,120 See, you're being just like Tracy and Rich now. 653 00:39:29,121 --> 00:39:33,419 You think first love's the same as true love, but how can it be, babe? Because 654 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:36,850 if you truly loved me, you wouldn't have waited 25 years to come back. 655 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,680 What exactly were you scared of? 656 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:43,390 My dad. 657 00:39:43,391 --> 00:39:49,489 Brother? Well, yeah, you wouldn't have had a welcoming party, but they'd have 658 00:39:49,490 --> 00:39:51,600 calmed down in the end. You know they would. 659 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,360 I'm really sorry. 660 00:39:58,450 --> 00:39:59,500 I know you are. 661 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,370 I still love you. 662 00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:38,359 Now, you've got those special socks now for the DDT. Nana, I am not wearing 663 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,519 socks. You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when you end up having 664 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,339 a stroke. 665 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:43,390 Behave yourself. 666 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,530 Bye, kid. 667 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:49,080 You watch out for the Canadian girls now. Oh, I fully intend to come. 668 00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:51,369 Safe journey, bud. 669 00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:52,229 Cheers, Carl. 670 00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:53,280 Good to see you again. 671 00:40:53,290 --> 00:40:55,030 And you. Yeah, great to meet you, Rob. 672 00:40:56,690 --> 00:40:59,220 And send my regards to your sister when you see her. 673 00:40:59,221 --> 00:41:00,729 Aye, will I? 674 00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:01,780 Aye. 675 00:41:03,690 --> 00:41:05,950 Keep in touch, won't you? Yeah. Cheers, Sean. 676 00:41:07,870 --> 00:41:11,670 So, are you going to take care of my little sister then? Or my favourite 677 00:41:12,350 --> 00:41:13,400 He'll be all right. 678 00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:14,730 He's quite tough already. 679 00:41:15,490 --> 00:41:16,710 Takes after his uncle. 680 00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:18,720 Oh, God. 681 00:41:19,481 --> 00:41:21,329 Don't worry. 682 00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:22,470 It's through her mouth. 683 00:41:23,370 --> 00:41:24,450 She cries at anything. 684 00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:27,900 This morning she cried because Banjo's water bottle was empty. 685 00:41:28,090 --> 00:41:29,710 And you behave yourself, right? 686 00:41:30,090 --> 00:41:31,140 Hold my finger. 687 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:32,390 Oh, no, not the finger. 688 00:41:36,950 --> 00:41:38,950 Good luck. 689 00:41:39,870 --> 00:41:40,920 Right, 690 00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:42,140 come here, you. 691 00:41:51,730 --> 00:41:54,260 Oh, you're going to leave me going in a miscipline. 692 00:41:55,830 --> 00:41:57,650 I'm fucking up on country. 693 00:42:01,650 --> 00:42:02,990 Go on, then. 694 00:42:03,650 --> 00:42:07,090 Go you, and call me the minute you land, all right? 695 00:42:41,861 --> 00:42:44,319 wanted us to do it together. 696 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,520 Oh, bloody hell. 697 00:43:47,069 --> 00:43:48,119 It's weak. 698 00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:49,750 Why have you told Sean? 699 00:43:50,530 --> 00:43:52,270 Sean's not necessarily the father. 700 00:43:53,270 --> 00:43:54,320 So who? 701 00:43:56,830 --> 00:43:57,880 Rob. 702 00:43:59,530 --> 00:44:00,580 It might be Rob. 703 00:44:05,590 --> 00:44:07,990 So, do you do it in the Belmonts? 704 00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:09,260 Yes. 705 00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:12,100 Come on, Mum. You're a bit of a girl, really, aren't you? 706 00:44:12,101 --> 00:44:13,789 Didn't know you had it in you. 707 00:44:13,790 --> 00:44:17,220 Oh, I definitely got it in me. Oh, that's me in your narrows, man. Sorry. 708 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:19,330 Will it be my uncle, the baby? 709 00:44:19,810 --> 00:44:20,950 Or my auntie? 710 00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:22,530 Or my cousin, like? 711 00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:24,840 What? 712 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:31,869 Hold me closer One more time Say that you love 713 00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:38,829 me In your last goodbye Please forgive me 714 00:44:38,830 --> 00:44:40,890 For my 715 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,360 You pushed me in. 716 00:44:47,410 --> 00:44:51,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52419

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