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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:03,500 The following programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:28,951 --> 00:00:31,509 Because I'm fat, isn't it? 3 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:34,640 What? You keep avoiding me because I've gone fat with the baby. 4 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:36,640 It's from your dad. 5 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:15,110 Was I snoring? 6 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,040 I was, weren't I? Sorry, babes. 7 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:25,420 Are you all right? 8 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,980 Oh, thank God for that. 9 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:29,320 What? I thought I dreamt you. 10 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:40,400 I'll be home now. 11 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:41,990 What's the matter? 12 00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:47,790 Calm down. Emma, stop it. 13 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:53,020 All right, I'll be back now in 20 minutes. Don't do nothing silly. 14 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,290 She's having another row with Sunil. 15 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:59,000 I'd better go. 16 00:01:59,001 --> 00:02:02,089 I'll keep your cocoa pots warm for next time, then, shall I? 17 00:02:02,090 --> 00:02:03,140 OK. 18 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,180 There is going to be a next time, isn't there? 19 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:08,130 Are you a bit thick or what? 20 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:19,619 High winds, and now everyone is back to work. It's sunshine all day, with top 21 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,300 temperatures of 20 across the whole of South Wales. 22 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,080 Stick your head out the office window and enjoy. 23 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:32,540 Boris, hey. What? 24 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:34,139 Dad's not there. 25 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,440 Nothing. I checked it. 26 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:39,550 I was just trying to find out where my pod's at. Ben, leave it now, all right? 27 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,700 Just forget it. 28 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:43,850 And don't say nothing to Mum about it. She'll go mental. 29 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,530 Sorry. 30 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,140 Do you want a fried egg? 31 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:50,430 Yeah. 32 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,280 Bloody psycho! 33 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,300 Hey, lads, your sister's a nutter. 34 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:59,480 Took him a while to work that one out. 35 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,210 Off for a run, is it? 36 00:03:04,340 --> 00:03:06,810 Just kick me out again. Have a word with your stuff. 37 00:03:07,401 --> 00:03:13,309 Horse doesn't think of being up to no good, don't he, Glenn? 38 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:15,670 Aye. Well, maybe horse is right. 39 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:20,730 What's wrong with his voice? 40 00:03:20,731 --> 00:03:22,849 He doesn't sound to be a horse, don't he? 41 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:24,670 I'm going to try him on the honey now. 42 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:31,230 Do you want a bit more? 43 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:32,630 Yeah. Morning. 44 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,510 Hiya. Where have you been? 45 00:03:34,511 --> 00:03:37,189 You know where I've been? I stayed at Sean's. Nice meal. 46 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:39,650 Yeah. Is he a boyfriend now? Yeah, he is. 47 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:41,080 All right. 48 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:42,890 Oh, so what's happened then? 49 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:44,450 With you and laughing boy? 50 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:46,350 I told him he's not coming to scan. 51 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,549 What have I got? 52 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:49,110 No. Finish your breakfast. 53 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:51,130 Because he's a knob and a liar. 54 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:55,089 Emma, it's his baby and all, you know, and he's already late having this scan 55 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:56,140 done. So? 56 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:58,270 Well, I'm coming with you. 57 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,910 You can't go on your own, man. 58 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,930 Friday? No, thanks. I'm dieting. 59 00:04:05,931 --> 00:04:07,809 Because you've got a boyfriend. 60 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:09,250 Because I've got a boyfriend. 61 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:15,490 I've got a boyfriend. 62 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:39,320 battery. 63 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:42,310 Who put that cocking smile on your face then? 64 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,880 Oh, wouldn't you like the cocking, though? 65 00:04:48,050 --> 00:04:51,790 Yo, Mrs. B, you is looking mighty fine to fine. 66 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:54,140 Here you go. 67 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:55,810 And there she blows. 68 00:04:55,811 --> 00:04:59,789 What in God's name is the matter with you? Have you been up all night 69 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:01,970 No, I've been up all night shagging. 70 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:04,400 You should try it. 71 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:05,620 See ya. 72 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,640 Hi, Estelle. You're looking very... You look nice, like. 73 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,600 Alan, is that a wig? 74 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,650 Yes. 75 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:31,910 Right. 76 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,960 Apricot blaze, they call it. 77 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:37,930 Real hair. 78 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,130 From a Russian. 79 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,980 Oh, I see. I like that. 80 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:49,949 Had a wicked way with me and now she don't want to know. 81 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:54,130 Oh, you're just another notch on the bedpost, McGaskill. Deal with it. 82 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:57,610 Hiya. Hiya. 83 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:04,970 Oh, my God. I'm 42 and I'm slogging in the street. 84 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,679 Aren't you meant to be in school? 85 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:31,880 Going in late, aren't I? 86 00:06:31,881 --> 00:06:33,199 Revision period. 87 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,579 If that's the case, why aren't you revising? All right, Pute. Oh, good 88 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:38,319 Your brother's hard at it upstairs. 89 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:44,020 Luke's hard at it in all, aren't you, Lou? All right, all right. 90 00:06:44,021 --> 00:06:45,619 See you. 91 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:47,760 Yeah. Pute, don't encourage her. 92 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,290 Hiya. 93 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,120 You've got any of them? Diet shit. 94 00:06:51,121 --> 00:06:52,379 Buy the cat food. 95 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:53,430 What are you still? 96 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:58,360 Oh, on the porn now, is it, Prash? Nadine not giving you none at all, 97 00:06:58,361 --> 00:07:00,599 Dropped the last one in the bath tonight. 98 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,650 Went all crispy. 99 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,210 Poor. 100 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,080 Sunil tells me Emma had another of her tantrums. Did he? 101 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,900 Oh, I just heard he'd upset her again. 102 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:11,320 Well, there's two sides to a story. 103 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,860 There's 22 sides to a story. 104 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:15,770 It's 4 .50. 105 00:07:15,771 --> 00:07:20,379 Glad you weren't at Tilbury, because technically, Tanisha and that, they're 106 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:23,520 family now, and it feels a bit, you know, buying this, like. 107 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,630 Mind you, I was thinking, are you and me still family? 108 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:30,700 Am I still a step that still since me and you got divorced, like? No idea. 109 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,369 I was wondering the other day on the bog, like. 110 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,990 Sort of thing they'd ask you on QI. 111 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:37,920 I tell you what, Nadine, she do love that show, she do. 112 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:39,330 Nadine watches QI? 113 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:43,240 Yep. Don't understand a word of it. But she bloody loves that Stephen Three. 114 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,580 Right. 115 00:07:44,581 --> 00:07:48,269 Look, I'm just going to Cash and Kerry. If there's any problems, call me. 116 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:51,869 Here, Jack, I've been thinking. This Grease Lightning thing for the stag. 117 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:54,040 I'm going to go Olivia Newton -Jones -like. 118 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:55,910 You're the one that I want. 119 00:07:56,250 --> 00:08:00,749 You are the one I want. Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey. Yeah, because I do love wearing a 120 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:01,800 bra, me. 121 00:08:03,090 --> 00:08:05,350 Why do you ever let him go? 122 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:17,910 Have you and Sunil had another row? 123 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:19,220 Yeah, massive. 124 00:08:19,221 --> 00:08:20,969 The door's blocked, though, yeah. 125 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:23,109 I've got no chance with Luke if you're not my son. 126 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:25,729 Jasmine, do you? You've got no chance with Luke anyway. He's old enough to be 127 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:26,349 your uncle. 128 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,400 Oh, I like him old. 129 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:28,520 More experienced. 130 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:29,920 And he's a criminal. 131 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:32,130 He's not like a gangster, is he? Shut up. 132 00:08:32,131 --> 00:08:35,369 Oh, my God, Em. You're not going to believe what Rachel Sawyer just told me. 133 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:38,390 What? The girl said I should tell you. But I'm not so sure. 134 00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:39,990 I don't know what's the best. 135 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:41,140 Stop bluffing, Em. 136 00:08:41,141 --> 00:08:42,349 What have you got? 137 00:08:42,350 --> 00:08:43,400 I'm sorry, Em. 138 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:46,390 She saw them over Bargoy by where her nan lives. 139 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:48,400 In this doorway. 140 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:49,980 Kissing like. 141 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:52,350 Fennell and this woman. 142 00:08:59,710 --> 00:09:03,730 And see, all your family and your friends will be sat in these chairs by 143 00:09:03,731 --> 00:09:05,509 weeping along with you for comfort. 144 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:06,560 All right? 145 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:10,450 And then we come to the committal, which, to be honest, is the hard part. 146 00:09:10,451 --> 00:09:13,869 But like I do say to all my customers, once you get that bit over with, the 147 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:14,920 is a walk in the park. 148 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:17,150 Now, by here, we have the coffin. 149 00:09:17,710 --> 00:09:22,209 And either we can go for the descending option, which is nice, because it's a 150 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:27,829 bit like a burial, but without the mud, or we can go for the sliding door 151 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:31,080 option, which I think I prefer, because it feels a lot more final. 152 00:09:31,081 --> 00:09:34,249 Or you've got your third option, which is my least favourite, and that's your 153 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:37,549 closing drapes. Now, I don't want to influence you at all, because at the end 154 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:41,129 the day, it's you that's got to grieve. But if you ask me, I don't think you get 155 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,510 no closure with the curtain. 156 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:44,260 I gave you the blood. 157 00:09:44,470 --> 00:09:45,520 I got it right. 158 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:51,120 I'm going to leave you with that a minute, my love. 159 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,890 We'll have a little play, if you like. 160 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:55,920 How do you know? 161 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:59,390 Well, I can't. I can't do it with me. 162 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:01,490 Oh, Paul, I'll be all over the shop. 163 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:03,120 Has he told you? 164 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:05,150 Yeah. 7th of June, then, is he? 165 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:06,690 Oh, I need a drink. 166 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:12,530 How's Di, you put it on? Oh, he can certainly know what it's about. 167 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,230 Yeah, well, that's understandable. 168 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,890 She in? 169 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,130 Yeah. 170 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,410 She could do with cheering up, to be honest. 171 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,910 The date for Di's trial have come through. 172 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:26,030 Oh, bollocks. 173 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,030 Well, I was going to give you the details from last night. 174 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:47,100 Paunty magistrate, 7th June. 175 00:10:47,101 --> 00:10:49,619 It'll be all right, won't it? Of course it will. 176 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:52,579 It's an opening thingy -capement. I haven't done nothing wrong. 177 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,630 Yeah. 178 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,560 Pay the money back over 40 -odd years. 179 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,390 Well, they can't ask any more, can they? Exactly. 180 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,670 So go on, then. 181 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:02,830 How many times? 182 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,410 Five. 183 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,420 Positions? Three. No, four. 184 00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:08,870 Did you go on top? 185 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,070 Of course. 186 00:11:10,071 --> 00:11:11,099 Standing up? 187 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,200 Briefly. And did you... Yes. 188 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,000 That bike's a killer today. 189 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,380 It is. But I don't care. 190 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,340 He's coming over lunchtime as well. 191 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:24,740 I am so bloody pleased for you, babe. 192 00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:25,990 Thanks. Me too. 193 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,080 Right. I've got to nip home. See my husband. 194 00:11:29,081 --> 00:11:32,619 Yeah. I've got to nip home. See my boyfriend. Mum! They've been looking 195 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:35,030 everywhere. When? In school? What's happened? 196 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:39,080 Amy Edwards said Rachel's always said Sunny's been seeing someone else. 197 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,540 Look, you've got to talk to him first. 198 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:51,079 You're meant to be getting married in six weeks. You're having a baby in ten. 199 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,790 Don't just dump him over some bitchy, spookle gossip. 200 00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:54,999 It's not gossip. 201 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,200 Yes, it is, ma 'am. 202 00:11:56,201 --> 00:12:01,279 You've got to give him the benefit of the doubt. We must be buying wedding 203 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,279 on Thursday. 204 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,420 Not anymore, we're not. 205 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:05,440 I'm sorry, ma 'am, but he's dodgy. 206 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:09,030 It's been building up for a while now. I'm always catching him out. 207 00:12:09,031 --> 00:12:12,569 He'll say he's revising when he's not, or he's over his mates when he's not. 208 00:12:12,570 --> 00:12:15,369 Like the other night, I went round to surprise him with the marketed rollers 209 00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:16,189 Percy Pig. 210 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,450 And his man said he was out. 211 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:19,980 Your point being? 212 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,500 He's had his chips. 213 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,190 I'm bringing this baby up on my own now. 214 00:12:25,351 --> 00:12:27,889 You'll help me, won't you? 215 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:30,710 Oh, don't be daft, Mum. It's not going to come to that. 216 00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:39,229 It's like a proper grown -up baby now, isn't it? 217 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:40,280 Yeah. 218 00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:43,030 Look at them tiny feet. 219 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,290 Remember the first one, the first scan? 220 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:46,930 Looked like a little scampi. 221 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,700 If there's a girl, I might call her Shrewsbury. 222 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:54,500 What do you think? 223 00:12:57,490 --> 00:12:58,540 Oh, OK. 224 00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:01,150 My name's Luke Morris. He asked me to call. 225 00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:03,780 Yeah. 226 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:10,010 OK, well, if you just pass on the message. 227 00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:24,509 Cheers. How'd it go? Remember what I said. If she goes to me, you hold her 228 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:25,560 OK? 229 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:29,540 What's he doing here? Get out. I told you we're finished. 230 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:30,820 Ben! 231 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,180 Ben! 232 00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:35,429 I'm holding her back, so you'll told me to. Not yet, mate. 233 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:36,730 Mum, tell him to leave. 234 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,970 No, I'm not going. I'm staying here. 235 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:40,910 Because I love you, don't I? 236 00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:44,399 Oh, look, can you go outside to do this? You know I do. And Amy Edwards is off 237 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,780 red. So is Rachel Soy. 238 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,239 Aren't you going to stupid name? They're lying to you, babe. 239 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,679 Because they're jealous. Why can't you see that? 240 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,619 Sue's this older woman they're talking about. 241 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,760 There is no older woman. 242 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,670 It's only you. 243 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:00,750 Right. 244 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,440 I think you two need to be on your own. 245 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,120 You're my girl, Ems. 246 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,060 Please don't say full name. 247 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,700 Can I watch Top Gear now? 248 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,150 Of course, then. 249 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,260 Get a room. 250 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,060 I take it the starry shopping's back on for Thursday, then? 251 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,520 Oh, thank God for that. 252 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,670 Have a tea, anyone? 253 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:47,660 Knocked myself out. 254 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,260 Of course you did. 255 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,200 Interesting choice. 256 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,650 I know. 257 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,320 Weird thing is, it actually does it for me. 258 00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:22,960 Whoa! Sorry. 259 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,070 Needs a bit of getting used to that. 260 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,650 Oh, just the one today, is it? 261 00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:34,160 Yeah, thanks. 262 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:39,209 Oh, can you pay me today for last week and all? 263 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,050 Well, oh, sorry, yeah, yeah. 264 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,420 Five quid it is. 265 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,000 Yeah. 266 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:48,030 Al, are you all right, babe? 267 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:52,090 I saw you the other day with that fella. 268 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:59,130 Sean? Is it? I don't know his name. I just... Are you going with him, like? 269 00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,190 Yeah. I suppose I am now. 270 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,630 A bit young for you, isn't he? 271 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,590 Charming. Sorry, I didn't realise. 272 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:12,890 I thought... I thought I was filling with a chance, like. 273 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:14,300 Did you? 274 00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:16,040 It doesn't matter. 275 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,240 I had no idea. 276 00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:21,469 At the curry buffet, you fancied your chances. Well, I thought that was a bit 277 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,449 further the moment. 278 00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:29,010 No, I've, um... Well, I think I've been in love with you for years, 279 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,450 like... Don't be ridiculous! 280 00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:32,630 Oh, I have, since 1984. 281 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,620 85. 282 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:36,930 But you married Melissa. 283 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,260 That was a blip. 284 00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:39,620 Bloody long blip. 285 00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:42,209 You were together for 12 years. You had little Alan. 286 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,260 Yeah, I know. 287 00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,410 Oh, listen, babes. 288 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,050 You're a smashing fella. 289 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:53,549 And you're going to make... I'm going to make somebody a lovely husband one day, 290 00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:54,870 but it isn't you. Yes, I know. 291 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,280 Sorry. 292 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:58,560 It's fine. 293 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:01,760 Right. 294 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,020 All done. 295 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,930 Oh. Yeah, sorry. 296 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,119 Alan. 297 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:16,650 Can I say something? 298 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,470 As a friend, I guess. 299 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,320 What? 300 00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:22,379 The wake. 301 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:24,850 It's not really working, Bryce. 302 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,780 You're just going to have to tell her as it is, love. 303 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,590 But I'm scared, though, Paul. 304 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,130 I've never been wrong side of the law. 305 00:18:01,131 --> 00:18:04,449 Well, apart from that... Yeah, well, there's no need to mention that, is 306 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,950 The shape of his eye was funny. 307 00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:10,280 Look, we're going to have to be prepared for the worst thingy scenario. 308 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,790 That way, nothing is going to faze you. 309 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:16,550 So, Mr. 310 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:20,300 Cosh... You claim you didn't realise you were being overpaid. 311 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:23,220 You claim you thought you were entitled to the money. 312 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:26,080 You claim you were innocent of any deception. 313 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,940 You claim, you claim, you claim. 314 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,640 All right, easy now, Paul. 315 00:18:30,641 --> 00:18:32,959 You've got to get a sense of it, though, love. 316 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,010 Aye, aye. 317 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,170 Of course. 318 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,260 So how do you propose to pay back the state, Mr. Cosh? 319 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:45,199 How do you plan to pay back the money that you, to all intensive purposes, 320 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,260 from the state? 321 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,660 Well, Your Honour, I reckon I could do a fiver a week. 322 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,270 Maybe a tenner. 323 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,690 Ten pounds? 324 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:57,020 You owe nearly ten grand, man. 325 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:01,840 I know, Your Honour, but I just... Oh, me, Mr. Cosh, with your puppy -dog eyes. 326 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,000 Oh, I am so sorry. Look on your face. 327 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,900 Are you sorry, Mr. Cosh? Are you sorry for what you've done? 328 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,020 Yes. I can't hear you, Mr. 329 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,480 Cosh. I'm sorry, Your Honour. Louder! 330 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,420 I'm sorry, Your Honour. How sorry? 331 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,920 Very sorry, Your Honour. And are you prepared to be punished by the state, 332 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,110 Cosh? 333 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,270 Yes, please. 334 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,340 Bend over. 335 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,370 Don't move. 336 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:35,950 Yes, Your Honour. 337 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,959 I can't hear it in slow motion. Ashley, it's not a good time. You never guess 338 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,500 what. Alan just told me. He's been in love with me since 1984. 339 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,930 Don't go in there. 340 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,450 Correcto. 341 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,770 Oh, God. 342 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,600 I'm thinking of learning Punjabi. 343 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,150 Serious? Yeah. 344 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,300 Once exams are out the way, like. 345 00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:14,229 I'll be able to talk to your man, though, won't I? 346 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:15,730 But you can already talk to her. 347 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:16,940 She speaks English. 348 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:18,660 I suppose so. 349 00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,670 Maybe I'll learn Welsh, then. 350 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:23,850 She doesn't speak Welsh. 351 00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,270 Do you think Tanisha's got us? 352 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,929 You don't have to wear one, though, do you? 353 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:32,949 I'm sorry. 354 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:33,729 I don't know. 355 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:34,780 That's Tanisha's. 356 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,100 Come round for your tea tonight. 357 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,520 Show me what you've bought. 358 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:43,339 Oh, I can't tonight, babes. I've got a stack of ironing to do and Ben's 359 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:46,520 homework. Oh, I see. Playing hard to get already, are you? What? 360 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,280 No. Oh, I don't play games, me. 361 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,920 Well, apart from Pluto, which I have to warn you, I am brilliant at. 362 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:59,420 Oh, thanks for another night of absolute fun. 363 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,100 Put her down, luncheon. 364 00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:02,659 I'll see you. 365 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,710 Bye. Bye. 366 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,230 I'm quite a bloody Nadine. 367 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:10,580 Hiya. Hiya. 368 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:14,550 I asked Nadine along, seeing as she's the second mum to you, Emma. 369 00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:15,689 Yeah, OK. 370 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:18,820 Do you mind if I have a seat first, then? Only I'll be sick if I go 371 00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:20,110 Have fun, ladies. 372 00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,389 Do it, do it. 373 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:23,980 Oh, you've got to tell me she's practical tomorrow. 374 00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:43,740 He's gone sour and choppy today, so I was just wondering. 375 00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:45,940 Brilliant. 376 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,280 See you then. 377 00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,650 I'd hate to live in Cardiff, mind. 378 00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,049 Dirty place. 379 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,100 I do like it, I do. 380 00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:00,340 Biggest bit, please. 381 00:22:00,341 --> 00:22:05,579 I think it's disgusting, mind, what this country's coming to. The people like 382 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,720 him haven't got no home. 383 00:22:06,721 --> 00:22:09,159 Well, buy a copy then, Nadine, if you feel so strong. 384 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,480 No point taking me to yours. 385 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,640 I'm gonna read it! 386 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,920 It's like India, isn't it? Really? 387 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,780 Didn't know you'd ever been. 388 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,720 Did you come down City Roads? 389 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:36,299 Oh, you must have been really near then. 390 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,620 All right, see you in there. 391 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,820 Paula's two minutes away. 392 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,760 Oh, look at this, then. 393 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,740 You'd look stunning in the gold. 394 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:48,819 Tricia, can I just say I'm really grateful to you and Jack Adish for 395 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:49,579 a job. 396 00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:52,819 There's not many people who give someone like him a reckless convict. 397 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:56,199 Well, yeah, there's not many people who take a risk like him. And he's a good 398 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,460 boy, really, you know. Oi! 399 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,800 Tell him you want cash. 400 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:07,539 Last time I helped him out, his check bounced. 401 00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,590 Okay. 402 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,970 Wow. 403 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:24,110 That was amazing. 404 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:26,360 You just get better and better. 405 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,770 Maybe. 406 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,120 Thanks. I have to go soon. 407 00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,180 Time goes by so quick. 408 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,010 Can we do it again? 409 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,370 Come on, then. 410 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:45,080 Me and Carl are going to this tomorrow. 411 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,560 All the rage, apparently. 412 00:23:46,561 --> 00:23:49,259 It's these pills and herbs and stuff, and you have them instead of food, and 413 00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,520 weight just drops off you. 414 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:53,110 I want to lose a couple of pounds for the wedding. 415 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,760 Maybe you should come, Sal. 416 00:23:54,761 --> 00:23:56,039 No, Sam. 417 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,739 There's no need. 418 00:23:56,740 --> 00:24:00,019 She's got herself a personal trainer now. Oh, I've heard about this, Tam. 419 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,220 Sean, his name is. 420 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,040 What? Sean Cole? 421 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,920 No, not Sean Cole. 422 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,410 It's not Sean Mac. 423 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,279 It's not Sean with the hat, neither. 424 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,480 Nor Sean Crap Shag. 425 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:10,910 Sean MacArthur. 426 00:24:10,911 --> 00:24:12,179 Decorator fella. 427 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,230 Yeah, 428 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,680 although he's actually from Barnsley, by the by. 429 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,320 And he's only in his 20s, Tan. 430 00:24:18,321 --> 00:24:19,519 Not much older than me. 431 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,020 Shut up, he's 32, man. 432 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,200 Still, hell of an age gap, mind, innit? 433 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,100 Charming. Oh, hang a sprout, good girl. 434 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,540 King Kong Carl's 20 -odd years older than you, so you can talk. 435 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,970 15, actually. 436 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:34,469 But it's different when it's the woman, isn't it? Like Catherine Theda -Jones 437 00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:35,520 and Kirk Douglas. 438 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:36,800 Michael Douglas. 439 00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:39,230 What about Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher? 440 00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:43,480 Oh, come off it, Munstall. You'd hardly Demi Moore, you. Not with them size. 441 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:54,810 Oh, my God. 442 00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:56,400 My little girl. 443 00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:57,900 She's so beautiful. 444 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,760 No, Nadine, my little girl, my moment. Now, park it. 445 00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:02,120 Is it all right? 446 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,570 Oh, Prash. 447 00:25:05,410 --> 00:25:11,070 You look absolutely... I'm so proud of you. 448 00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,230 Two, three, four. 449 00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:37,489 I came across a place in the middle of nowhere with a big black horse and a 450 00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:38,790 spirit tree. Woo -hoo! 451 00:25:40,310 --> 00:25:41,360 Woo -hoo! 452 00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:47,089 I felt a little fear upon my back. I said, don't look back, just keep on 453 00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:48,140 walking. Woo -hoo! 454 00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:50,620 Woo -hoo! 455 00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:56,410 But the big black horse said, look this way. He said, hey, will you marry me? 456 00:25:56,610 --> 00:25:57,660 Woo -hoo! 457 00:25:58,730 --> 00:25:59,780 Woo -hoo! 458 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,610 But I said, no. 459 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,210 No, no, I said no, no. 460 00:26:08,090 --> 00:26:09,690 You're not the one for me. 461 00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:16,569 If we could go back like a thousand years or something, then we'd probably 462 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:18,050 related to wizards and stuff. 463 00:26:19,101 --> 00:26:21,109 Tomato soup? 464 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:22,830 Yeah. Little Al? Yeah. 465 00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:24,420 Where's Mam? 466 00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:26,350 She'll be back now in a minute. 467 00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:30,290 I want to see something. 468 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,940 letter from Luke's dad. 469 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:37,760 Stack it back together. 470 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,000 Please, Luke, just say the word. 471 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,660 We have so much to talk about. 472 00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:48,870 What is it? 473 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,490 The word, like? 474 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,290 Dunno. 475 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:55,100 Probably a code or something. 476 00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:03,310 How'd you get on? Not bad. 477 00:27:03,770 --> 00:27:04,820 I'm going for a bath. 478 00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:06,120 All right, love. 479 00:27:06,211 --> 00:27:09,589 Expensive day, by the looks of things. 480 00:27:09,590 --> 00:27:10,640 Yeah. 481 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,510 Tanisha paid for most of it. 482 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,410 Oh, my feet. 483 00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:19,030 Where's Ben? Upstairs. 484 00:27:19,031 --> 00:27:20,149 Little Al's here. 485 00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:21,200 See? Mam. 486 00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:22,340 What? 487 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:25,529 Oh, God, what is it? You haven't stolen nothing of you? 488 00:27:25,530 --> 00:27:26,580 No. 489 00:27:26,710 --> 00:27:27,760 It's about Chanel. 490 00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:29,910 Yeah? Go on. 491 00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:33,030 I saw him today with this girl. 492 00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:40,750 You know this is mental, don't you? 493 00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:45,100 We're hardly incognito still. We're in a bloody hearse. Five more minutes. 494 00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:46,550 Why don't we just ask him? 495 00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:48,940 I should have asked him today when I saw him. 496 00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:54,189 Don't you kiss them. Ma 'am, we've been through this. But not on the actual 497 00:27:54,190 --> 00:27:55,240 mouth. No. 498 00:27:56,070 --> 00:28:00,310 But they looked very, you know, friendly -like. 499 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:03,439 You've got to give him the benefit of the doubt. Oh, the benefit of my ironing 500 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,610 arm if I find out he's been shagging around. 501 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,120 Oh, time is up. 502 00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:12,400 I am in need of a nightcap or something. 503 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,650 There he is! There he is! Get down! Get down! 504 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,420 Don't do anything yet! 505 00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,030 Hello? 506 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,670 Yeah. 507 00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:27,059 What are you doing here? 508 00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,240 Just, you know... Cruising. 509 00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:30,920 Got a lift? 510 00:28:30,921 --> 00:28:31,949 Yeah, cheers. 511 00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:33,570 I was just off to see Em, actually. 512 00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:37,550 You're off your head, you are. 513 00:28:39,370 --> 00:28:41,430 Cool. Never been in one of these before. 514 00:28:47,890 --> 00:28:49,690 I wish I hadn't said nothing, though. 515 00:28:50,510 --> 00:28:52,430 Probably just his cousin or something. 516 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:53,680 Bollocks. 517 00:28:53,681 --> 00:28:56,659 Anyway, why are you defending him all of a sudden? I'm surprised you haven't hit 518 00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:58,880 him. Don't be mental. He's only a kid. 519 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:01,450 He's a man enough to make my daughter pregnant. 520 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:03,000 You sound like Nana Magno. 521 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:05,419 I just don't want him hurting Emma, that's all. 522 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:06,920 Like my dad did to you, you mean. 523 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,210 The hell? 524 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:11,720 Where did that come from? 525 00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:14,590 Luke? 526 00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:17,260 You know how you never talk about him? 527 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,720 Only because you never ask. 528 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,980 I ask because I don't want to upset you. 529 00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:25,450 depression beyond that now. It was decades ago, man. 530 00:29:25,451 --> 00:29:27,979 You can ask me anything you like. I've always said that. 531 00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:29,030 Yeah. 532 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,260 You don't look nothing like him. 533 00:29:33,261 --> 00:29:34,959 Don't I? 534 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,010 No. 535 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,220 Hey, I'm not the bloody milkman, am I? 536 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,410 Shut up. 537 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:48,750 And you know I really loved him, don't you? 538 00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:52,480 Like, massively. 539 00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:56,540 You only had to look at me sometimes, and I don't know. 540 00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:58,490 My breathing went all funny. 541 00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:04,720 Shouldn't have left us, though, should he? 542 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:06,060 No. 543 00:30:09,270 --> 00:30:12,580 Ava, think of your consolation prize. You've got Carl as a stepdad. 544 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:14,000 Ma 'am, listen. 545 00:30:14,001 --> 00:30:16,589 I don't know how you're going to feel about this, but... Put that mat large 546 00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:17,970 for him. I'm going to do a feet. 547 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,600 Second shelf down. 548 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,890 You get much revision done today, then, Sonny? 549 00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:24,939 Yeah, I did. 550 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:26,259 You asked me that in the car. 551 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:27,320 Did you? Yeah. 552 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:29,980 Don't use too much of it, though. 553 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,720 Make you slippery as an eel. 554 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,820 Everything all right? 555 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,490 You tell me. 556 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,940 Yeah. I think so. 557 00:30:39,711 --> 00:30:41,499 See that? 558 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,550 Guilty of the sheep. 559 00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:43,479 The sheep? 560 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,740 Yeah, but don't you worry. 561 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:46,910 He won't pull the wool from under my eyes. 562 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:55,060 Yeah, but... All right? 563 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,159 All right? 564 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,140 Any news on Sunil and his mystery woman? 565 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,820 No, but my mother's on the case. 566 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,400 I wish I hadn't told her now. 567 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,490 All right, 568 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,380 Alan? Look, have you got any slid? 569 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,340 What? What's the type of fish? 570 00:31:08,341 --> 00:31:09,839 I mean, filled. 571 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,900 My nan used to eat it. 572 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,530 Aye. 573 00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:14,220 Slid. Never heard of it, mate. 574 00:31:14,221 --> 00:31:17,319 Have a look for the thin fish, if you like, next to the cat food. 575 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,370 Ta. 576 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:23,510 See you tonight, will I? Good invite for beans on toast. 577 00:31:23,511 --> 00:31:26,819 That's all you want when my mother follows her cooking? 578 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:28,060 No. Not good. 579 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,350 Hill. 580 00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:31,270 Sorry, Al. 581 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,250 No worries. 582 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:38,870 You OK? 583 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,030 Yeah. 584 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,690 Yeah, let's begin. 585 00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:06,470 Well? 586 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,100 I looked for you. I couldn't see you. So I was, eh? All right, I think. 587 00:32:10,101 --> 00:32:11,199 Don't know. 588 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,250 Done it now, anyway. 589 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,590 Biology next, then? 590 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,180 Yeah. Oh, you're working ever so hard. 591 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,200 A clever little doctor, I suppose. 592 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,740 Maybe. Listen, I've got to get on. I've only got today. 593 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,170 I miss you, though. 594 00:32:24,171 --> 00:32:26,679 Can't wait for them to be over so I can have you back. 595 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,540 Yeah. I'll call you later, OK? 596 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:30,630 OK. 597 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,940 I'm behind you. 598 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,310 I'm watching you. 599 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,940 Watch out, because I'm a sneaky freak. 600 00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:00,100 Oh, I'm a sneaky freak. 601 00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:04,920 Because I'm a creepy, sneaky freak. 602 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,619 Watch out, because I'm going to find a place to sleep. But you never know 603 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:13,240 weak, because I'm a sneaky freak. 604 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,680 Yes, I'm a sneaky freak. 605 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,200 Watch out, because I'm a sneaky freak. 606 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:08,779 you're a bit early, but I won't hold that against you. 607 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:09,920 Can I just ask a minute? 608 00:34:09,921 --> 00:34:12,759 It's not hypnosis or anything, is it? Because I think that's disgusting. 609 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,060 No, my love. It's all above board. 610 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,370 Come on in. 611 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:17,560 Find yourself a seat. 612 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,010 Stunning. 613 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:26,950 Excuse me. 614 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,160 This is the diet group. 615 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,439 Oh, well, I prefer not to call it a diet, Bab. I prefer to call it a 616 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,490 system. 617 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,209 Hello? 618 00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:37,700 Nancy Crock. 619 00:34:37,850 --> 00:34:38,900 Live and change. 620 00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,360 Anna Williams. 621 00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:44,690 Lottie Popman. Lottie Popman. Oh, how lovely. 622 00:34:45,469 --> 00:34:48,469 Come with me, Bab. And I'll get you a nice seat down the front. 623 00:34:48,989 --> 00:34:50,389 Talks dark in half an hour. 624 00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:52,710 Don't worry. I don't bite. 625 00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:54,340 Only when I'm hungry. 626 00:34:56,530 --> 00:34:57,580 Just kidding. 627 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,569 I'm sorry. 628 00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:08,549 No, she said for me to come over and wait. 629 00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:09,750 Can't let her win, sorry. 630 00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:10,949 Stranger danger. 631 00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:12,610 Ben, I'm not a stranger. 632 00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:16,270 No, but she didn't tell me you were coming, so... Sorry, Sean. 633 00:35:16,550 --> 00:35:17,630 I don't make the rules. 634 00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:18,720 Right. 635 00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:20,040 I'll tell you what. 636 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:21,340 Wait here a minute. 637 00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:22,690 I'll try on the mobile. 638 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:23,800 OK. 639 00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:24,860 You're the boss. 640 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,980 Mum? Is it okay to let Sean... Hang on a minute. 641 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,370 What are you doing? 642 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,400 I'm just finding something out. 643 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,710 I won't be long. Why are you talking funny? 644 00:35:58,711 --> 00:35:59,779 I'll tell you later. 645 00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:00,860 Make Sean a cup of tea. 646 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,200 I've got to go. 647 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,040 I am so impressed. 648 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,880 I'm good, aren't I? Yes, you are. 649 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,720 So hot, though. Yeah. 650 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,560 Let's get some air in here. 651 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:26,700 So did your parent know? 652 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,100 Yeah, it was her idea. 653 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,750 She teaches dancing for all the weddings. 654 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,850 She's been in Bollywood films and everything. 655 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,780 Oh, God, I feel such an idiot. 656 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,260 Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. 657 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,530 Yes, you will. 658 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,420 Well, maybe after the wedding I will. 659 00:36:41,421 --> 00:36:44,839 Do you want to show us a bit then or what? 660 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,900 No way. Oh, go on. No, you'll have to wait. 661 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:50,160 I haven't even finished learning it yet. 662 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,310 Spoilers before. 663 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,540 She's a very pretty mind, isn't she? 664 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,230 Your dance teacher. 665 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:02,830 Is she? 666 00:37:02,831 --> 00:37:06,819 I mean, how do I know you're not making it up? What are you saying? By the dance 667 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:07,870 lessons. 668 00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:11,729 Because if I haven't seen any actual evidence... I can't do it here. ..to say 669 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:15,170 that any dancing actually took place, then how do I know? OK. 670 00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:17,460 OK. 671 00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:29,389 Right, well, it starts off with a bit about the heart beating, so it goes... 672 00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:32,690 ..and there's this... ..and this. 673 00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:37,380 The classic Bollywood bit. And I think that's all you're getting. 674 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:45,930 Do you know what? Emma is going to be made up when she sees that. 675 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,810 I hope so. I think. 676 00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:51,660 It's basically all about how much the groom loves the bride. 677 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,550 You really do love the bride, don't you? 678 00:37:55,750 --> 00:38:02,109 You know, when she walks into a room, Stella, I literally can't stop myself 679 00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:03,160 smiling. 680 00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:04,760 I've tried it. 681 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,420 Loads of times. 682 00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:09,090 It's a physical impossibility, like. 683 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:16,630 Where'd you get the burka? 684 00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:22,390 Paula, don't ask. 685 00:38:26,310 --> 00:38:31,110 It can be you. You can change, just like I did. 686 00:38:31,490 --> 00:38:37,849 And I get a bit emotional when I say it, because I never thought I'd be as happy 687 00:38:37,850 --> 00:38:42,170 as I am today. And it's all thanks to live and change. 688 00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:48,139 Change the way you live with live and change and live the life you came to 689 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:51,500 and change. Changing life with live and change. 690 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,970 Thank you very much. 691 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,600 Oh, it's done then, wasn't it, Bibs? No, it was disgusting. 692 00:39:00,601 --> 00:39:02,019 Absolute calm. 693 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:03,070 Come on. 694 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:08,379 Don't rush off, because I've got a huge selection of products here to choose 695 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,430 from. 696 00:39:16,181 --> 00:39:22,769 I keep thinking about you shimmying up that drainpipe. I didn't shimmy up 697 00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:24,430 nothing. I climbed a ladder. 698 00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:26,789 I'm going out for a bit, OK? 699 00:39:26,790 --> 00:39:27,749 All right, love. 700 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,010 Can't tempt you to a game? 701 00:39:29,050 --> 00:39:30,100 No, thanks. 702 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:31,240 Are you off? 703 00:39:31,390 --> 00:39:32,440 No, it's pub. 704 00:39:32,441 --> 00:39:36,309 Oh, you and me need to sit down at some point and talk while you party. 705 00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:39,689 Yeah, maybe. No, maybe you're supposed to be a good boy. It's not every day my 706 00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:40,750 little Luke turns 25. 707 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,190 We're going to celebrate in style. 708 00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:44,890 Well, it's on the Legion anyway. 709 00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:47,960 I've booked it now, so there's no pulling out. 710 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,170 It's only the Legion, Prash. Nana and Gunther are paying for it. 711 00:39:56,171 --> 00:39:57,719 I'll see you later, then. 712 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,340 Cheers, Sean. Yeah, see you, mate. 713 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,690 You'll come, won't you, to the Legion? Have a little dance? 714 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,300 Bet you're a dirty dancer. 715 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,240 I won't beg her of you until I look at my cat. 716 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,760 I love how soft you are. 717 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,120 Ma 'am, can I have some toast? 718 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:15,590 Yes! 719 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,400 Come down, yes? Gentle and quiet. 720 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:28,490 My lovely lollipop man, my lovely lollipop man. Where do you think you're 721 00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:29,640 Mr Williams? 722 00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,120 Sorry. 723 00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:36,330 It's not for me. All this pills and potions and whatnot. 724 00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:39,590 Oh, me neither, Babby. 725 00:40:39,591 --> 00:40:41,689 It's all a load of bollocks, really. 726 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,870 I'm only doing it for a bit of extra cash. 727 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,610 Right. I'll be off then. 728 00:40:46,930 --> 00:40:48,150 Tell you what. 729 00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:50,830 I've got my camper van round the back. 730 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:54,899 How about I heat us up a couple of pasties and you can tell me what's 731 00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:55,819 you down? 732 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:56,779 No, thanks. 733 00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:58,700 You won't get a better offer today, Bab. 734 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,070 I know. 735 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,300 Little Alan, he's an old man. 736 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,300 I've got to get back to him. 737 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:20,540 Oh, it's lovely to have company sometimes, isn't it? 738 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,780 I'll get you some HP with that. Go down, it's right. 739 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,810 Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the lead piping. 740 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,580 Aye, thank you. 741 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,610 She's beat me. 742 00:41:41,611 --> 00:41:45,039 Well, you can't really play Cluedo properly with two, so it wouldn't have 743 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:45,799 that hard. 744 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,850 Aye. 745 00:41:46,851 --> 00:41:49,119 You'll have to see your dad, you prash. 746 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,109 Yeah. 747 00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:51,210 See you. See you, mate. 748 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,980 I know Ben wouldn't let me in earlier, don't you? 749 00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:57,310 Very well trained, my kids. 750 00:41:57,510 --> 00:41:58,560 Like ninjas. 751 00:42:01,530 --> 00:42:03,970 What's the earliest we could get away with? 752 00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:05,620 Going to bed. 753 00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:08,190 It's still light outside. 754 00:42:09,550 --> 00:42:10,600 So? 755 00:42:12,410 --> 00:42:14,170 Bloody unstoppable, you are. 756 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,360 I don't even know what to call you. 757 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,970 Hello, 758 00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:05,310 son. 759 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,810 I am your dad, Luke. 760 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,570 Don't do this. 761 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,970 Happy birthday! 762 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,040 Awesome. All right? 763 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,810 Here. 764 00:43:21,620 --> 00:43:22,670 Oh, my God. 765 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,380 Do you want to dance like that? 766 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:29,239 If you're really sorry for what you did, if you really want to sort it out, then 767 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,400 tell them, face to face. 768 00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:35,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54955

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