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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:03,500 The following programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,420 Best not to mention Rob Distella, though. 3 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:36,959 Bit of a sore point, mate. I want to go out with you because you're gorgeous and 4 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,010 sexy. 5 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:06,520 Yeah. With Sean? 6 00:01:06,521 --> 00:01:10,299 Yeah. But you're technically old enough to be his mother, aren't you? 7 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,120 He's 32, all right. 8 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,120 Oh, Mum, you've led. 9 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,860 You've got a toy bike. 10 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,920 But what am I going to wear? 11 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,440 Dinner lady. 12 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,010 Frumpy. 13 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,090 Desperate. Oh. 14 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:37,609 A frumpy, desperate dinner lady. Right, well, I'm sorry, but there's only one 15 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:40,260 thing for it. I'm going to have to wear the black dress. 16 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:42,490 Black dress and Christmas jacket. 17 00:01:42,491 --> 00:01:45,609 But you haven't worn that since before Ben was born. I know, but I'm going to 18 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:46,569 have to lose two stone. 19 00:01:46,570 --> 00:01:48,829 Well, Sean will be doing his pension by then. Oi! 20 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:50,690 A lampy with my ironing arm in a minute. 21 00:01:50,691 --> 00:01:53,789 Right, well, we'd better get you in shape then, hadn't we? 22 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:54,840 Down, boy! 23 00:01:56,190 --> 00:01:57,240 No! 24 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:58,440 No, no, no! 25 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:09,430 Bye. 26 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:16,220 Bye. 27 00:03:01,971 --> 00:03:04,909 Stop me fainting in the presser. 28 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:06,609 Come on, I've been really good all week. 29 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:09,529 Oh, do you have to come today as well? It's really embarrassing. 30 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:13,009 Yeah, well, tell you what, you're the one making me go. Oh, ma 'am, tell her. 31 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,790 Good night. You off, you proud? Oi! 32 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:16,810 God, you mingled fags. 33 00:03:16,811 --> 00:03:18,449 Meet them, not clinically obese. 34 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:19,500 Ma 'am, tell him. 35 00:03:19,510 --> 00:03:20,560 I told him I'm me love. 36 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:21,840 No, I'm not. 37 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:24,840 Take your note, take it. You're just winding you up, he is. 38 00:03:25,150 --> 00:03:26,590 I have put on mind, haven't I? 39 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,050 Well, you're bound to be. 40 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:30,870 Everyone puts on. I put on three stone, will you? 41 00:03:30,871 --> 00:03:32,049 Oh, great. 42 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:32,999 I've got to go. 43 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,939 Yeah, me too. 44 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:34,990 Bugger off, poor lad. 45 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,230 We've got the balls. 46 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,480 I told her you shouldn't have come. 47 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,290 Precepts! 48 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:15,520 Next week, county final. 49 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,839 First time ever for Ponderberry youth to make it. 50 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:22,590 OK? 51 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:23,930 On your feet. 52 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,130 Breathe for 20. 53 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,800 Why does she keep coming? She's not even a boy, like, as I want to be. 54 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,130 She got a date. 55 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,570 Don't tell my dad, though. He thinks she comes because of him. 56 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,420 It doesn't get any bigger. 57 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:41,260 We've got a mountain to climb. 58 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,020 But together we'll climb it. 59 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,390 In the words of that nun from The Sound of Music. 60 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,280 No, Maria, the old one. 61 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,760 Climb every mountain. 62 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:52,840 Swim every stream. 63 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,300 Cross all the... Right, you know the rest of it, anyway. Right! 64 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:04,490 wrote that letter to old Morgan? 65 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:08,630 Yeah. Well, he took them back with the letter to Lou. 66 00:05:08,631 --> 00:05:10,869 Are you going to give it to him? 67 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,150 I don't know. Hey! 68 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:13,770 Nice and sharp, boys. 69 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,170 Right. Keep it up, Steph. 70 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:20,490 Stars. Pump them up. 71 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:21,960 Pump. 72 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:24,910 I say, I'm very impressed. 73 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:28,010 Yeah, well, I am two stone overweight. 74 00:05:28,430 --> 00:05:29,480 No. 75 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,150 Just big bones, you are. Like me. 76 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,360 And Heather from EastEnders. 77 00:05:33,361 --> 00:05:36,619 You certainly know how to make a woman feel good about herself, huh? 78 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:37,670 I try my best. 79 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,010 Last one! 80 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,450 Make it count! 81 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,000 You're gone, Amoris! 82 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,160 What were you doing, uncle? No way, old man! 83 00:05:51,161 --> 00:05:54,739 You're a child, you're an old soldier, you're a good girl. You're the mindset 84 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:55,790 a pit bull! 85 00:06:14,429 --> 00:06:19,189 personalize your journey and tread your path as an individual please record your 86 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:23,769 name after the beep my name is Alan 87 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:30,529 congratulations you have taken the first 88 00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:37,289 step to fulfillment so my name is Alan it's time 89 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:41,270 to go for it your life is about to get better 90 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:54,440 Cruise. Oorenke. 91 00:06:54,441 --> 00:06:55,649 How is it? 92 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:56,700 Ten days. 93 00:06:57,070 --> 00:06:58,170 Baltic. Norway. 94 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:24,670 get on that donkey down Treco Bay. 95 00:07:24,770 --> 00:07:26,450 And I got my foot caught in the dirt. 96 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,470 And I had to do the whole ride on my belly. 97 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:30,820 Too loud. 98 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:34,490 And when Gunther got me off, I was sick. 99 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:41,010 I'm thinking of getting one of those Swiss balls for the birth in the sun. 100 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:43,349 You're going to have the baby on one of them? 101 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:45,130 Maybe. Gemma Price did. 102 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:47,730 Mum. What? 103 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:49,220 That's the result. 104 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,330 Natasha. Oh, my God. 105 00:07:54,730 --> 00:07:55,780 Nothing. Right. 106 00:07:55,781 --> 00:07:57,129 Where are you going? 107 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:58,270 And don't see revision. 108 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,370 Em, come on. I've got biology prac on Monday. 109 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:03,010 It's the Platinum Nightman. 110 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:06,030 So? You've got dedication, that's all. 111 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:07,560 Whatever. 112 00:08:07,561 --> 00:08:09,449 You all right there, Steph? 113 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:11,490 Yeah. Hiya. Hey, good luck Monday, beaut. 114 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,329 Hey, what? 115 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:13,930 Don't be nice to him. He's a knob. 116 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:15,930 How did you go today, Pat? 117 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:19,460 Fine, apart from the fact the whole town seems to avoid me. 118 00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:23,579 Janice Maycott came in to do her car tax and walked out again when she saw I was 119 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:26,239 working there because she didn't want me knowing her registration number. 120 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,959 Well, she's always been a bit tough, that one. Even Ernie Trains crossed the 121 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,679 street earlier. 122 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,178 Well, you shouldn't have nicked his car, then. At least he didn't nick his 123 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,039 train. All right, Benny boy? 124 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:36,910 Yeah, why? 125 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,530 Just asking. 126 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:40,830 Is your boyfriend? 127 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:44,050 We've got three missed calls off him. Shall I answer it? No! 128 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:45,460 All right, Sean, it's Emma. 129 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,720 Yeah, I'll get her now. Here she is. 130 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:53,080 Should I be taking a hint? 131 00:08:53,081 --> 00:08:54,479 What hint? 132 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,439 Well, I tried to call you a couple of times today. 133 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,060 Yeah, I couldn't find my phone. 134 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,780 Liar. Shut up, you. 135 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:01,340 Right, so this date. 136 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,119 How about tomorrow night? 137 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,020 Oh, hang on. I didn't say speed date. That's far too soon. 138 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,080 OK, how about next weekend? 139 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,140 Well, I got Ben's rugby thing. 140 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,140 And I always do indoor hang gliding on Sunday. 141 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,550 Ah, of course you do. 142 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:19,479 Listen, Stell, you're a very funny lady and a banter scraper. I can get that 143 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:20,860 from my mates around the pub. 144 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,080 Sorry. Are we going out or not? 145 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,380 I've been back at school, this. 146 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:29,840 I know, and I'd love to. 147 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,260 I just don't know if I'm ready yet. 148 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,820 She's still got a couple of stone to shift. 149 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,370 Shut up, you. 150 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,360 It's daft. You wouldn't understand. 151 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,120 I'll tell you what I do understand. 152 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:46,360 I want to take you out, and you've already said yes. To a painter and 153 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,620 that is a verbal contract. So you're not backing out now. 154 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:53,210 After the rugby, cancel the hand gliding. 155 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:55,070 Giovanni's eight o 'clock. 156 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:56,380 Okay. 157 00:09:57,510 --> 00:09:58,770 Giovanni's at his friend. 158 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,360 Oh! 159 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,000 Bugger. 160 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,620 Another day in paradise? 161 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:29,230 We've just heard fresh, and we think it's stunning. Stunning? 162 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,899 What? Em told us you've got a date. And I've got to say, I almost cried with 163 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,739 you, didn't I, Carl? 164 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:36,959 We've been wanting you to get with someone for yonk. 165 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:40,959 Yeah, truth is, babe, Nad's always felt crap about you, ever since I two -timed 166 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:41,459 you with her. 167 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:44,050 Oh, the guilt of being unbearable, isn't it, Carl? 168 00:10:44,051 --> 00:10:46,819 But now you've got a fella, I thought perhaps you could pop round one night 169 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:47,699 a girly. 170 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,499 We could even double date if you like. 171 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,760 Yeah, cos he's a top bloke. 172 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,500 Fancy you since top juniors, yeah? Oh, fair play. 173 00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:56,799 And you're going to make a lovely couple, because you're both big, and 174 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,850 helps. 175 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,660 What are you itching on about? 176 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:00,880 Your date with Big Alan. 177 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,860 Oh, my date is not with Big Alan, thank you very much. 178 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,150 Who did with then? 179 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,910 Well, not that it's any of your business, but it's with Sean. 180 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,310 Sean Topout? 181 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,320 No. Maybe Sean? No. 182 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,770 Sean Crapshag? 183 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,880 I'm not Sean Crapshag. 184 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:17,680 Sean McGaskill. 185 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,859 Decorator fairer, drives a water bike. 186 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,620 Teaches boxing, then, big race gym. 187 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,180 Oh, you mean Scouser Sean? 188 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,960 Yes, Scouser Sean. 189 00:11:27,961 --> 00:11:30,859 He was actually from Barnsley, but that's by the bay. 190 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:34,220 That is by... Scouser Sean. 191 00:11:34,221 --> 00:11:36,159 Howie now. 192 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,210 Which was he, then? 193 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:46,840 No one in, Pratt. 194 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,740 Are you looking for me? 195 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,450 Mr David Koch? 196 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:51,910 Very soon. 197 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,770 Fine here, will you? 198 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,560 Don't expect I've won the pools, have I? 199 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:00,610 No. 200 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,100 So, you'll definitely be there. 201 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,359 Kick -off's 11. 202 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,360 Yes. Wouldn't miss it for the world. 203 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,860 See my little band play. 204 00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,379 And I've saved your seat in the VIP enclosure. 205 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:15,610 Oh, you love a VIP enclosure, don't you, Al? 206 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,140 Didn't even know we had one. 207 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,160 Yeah, it was still a new addition. 208 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,350 Oh, good God. 209 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:23,800 Where did that spring from? 210 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,510 My old dog. 211 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,290 Princess. 212 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,550 Looking after him, I am, for Melissa Lake. 213 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:30,910 Alan? 214 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,980 Don't mention my name. 215 00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:36,870 What are you doing? 216 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,140 That dog hates me still. 217 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,580 I feel like a prisoner on my own home. 218 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,350 Took me half an hour to get to the cereal this morning. 219 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,150 And then he wouldn't let me eat the milk. I'd have it dry. 220 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,180 Weetabix. Princess of the Heath? 221 00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:49,419 Aye. 222 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:53,030 That dog used to love me, but now you can't even say my name in front of him. 223 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:54,270 Oh, Alan. 224 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:57,710 Don't be silly. 225 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,140 Probably growls at all sorts of names. Look. 226 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,270 Albert. 227 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:05,790 Alison. 228 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:08,790 Alma. 229 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,230 Alan. 230 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:28,750 a stripy one before, Babs? Oh, they do all sorts these days, Del. 231 00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:33,110 This one's just a bit childish, you know. It doesn't take itself too 232 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,250 Now, she's in the office, she is. Paul! 233 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:37,840 Del's here! 234 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:40,690 Coffee? No sugar, no nothing. 235 00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:46,950 This'll get him going on your date. 236 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:48,270 Not a chance. 237 00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:52,230 Even if I lived on grapes and licked lettuce all week. 238 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,980 And anyway, I don't... I want to get him going. 239 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,860 I just want to look half -decent, that's all. 240 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,840 Oh, bloody hell, Paul, why did you say yes? 241 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:04,879 Life's gone all complicated now. I'll have to shave my legs and everything. I 242 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,959 haven't done that for years. 243 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,010 You minger. 244 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,150 Nor that, neither. 245 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:12,660 If you need any waxing, then I'm your man, I like Paul. Oh, aye. 246 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,520 Sex begins at 40. 247 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:16,400 40 quid by the look of it. 248 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,740 Oh, God, don't mention sex. 249 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:22,070 It's only a bowl of spaghetti, man. I couldn't have... 250 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,710 Good. Private time for the ladies. 251 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:31,970 Make yourself useful. Go and polish the stiff shifter or something. 252 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:33,980 OK. 253 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:41,870 Your Auntie Paula is going to teach you a few tricks of the trade. 254 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,490 That's right, Kosh. 255 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,260 David Kosh. 256 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:52,510 What it is, see, I got this letter and it... Sorry? 257 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,220 Oh, right. 258 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:58,520 What time, like? 259 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:01,190 But I only left it there two minutes, Mrs. 260 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:03,720 It was only a few inches over the yellow line. 261 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,130 Honest. Two minutes, you say? 262 00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:07,660 Two minutes? 263 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:11,560 Well, I can't. I feel I need to yell. Carry on, carry on. 264 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:17,730 A few inches, you say? 265 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:19,850 I know your type, young man. 266 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:24,229 A few inches now, a few inches later. Next thing, you'll be sticking it where 267 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,550 you are. This is ridiculous. 268 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:26,920 Stella! 269 00:15:26,921 --> 00:15:30,779 Oh, role play is one of the best ways to bring out your inner confidence. 270 00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:33,539 When Di had his accident, that's what made him a man again. 271 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:36,479 That and the cream. Don't mess with the cream. Look, all I am saying is, listen 272 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,530 to one who knows. 273 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:42,340 Now, you want Sean to say he was mysterious and experienced, and you... 274 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,500 but not a bloody nutter. 275 00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:46,319 All right, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to lend you the 276 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,819 uniform. What uniform? Traffic warden. It will be a little bit snug, but that's 277 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:51,799 half the joy. 278 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:56,240 Paula! I want you to try it on and practice at home in front of the mirror, 279 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:57,990 Right, Di's there now. 280 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:01,809 Drop off some stock for me. Pick up the costume at the same time. Oh, for God's 281 00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:02,860 sake. Stella. 282 00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:07,910 I've got an active sex life, and you haven't. So which one of us knows Ben? 283 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:09,320 Eh? 284 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,140 Di? 285 00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:16,020 Please. 286 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:17,880 You go, then. 287 00:16:17,881 --> 00:16:21,029 Just dropping this stuff off at Paul's. He said I'm going to borrow something 288 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,350 from my wardrobe, so... 289 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,800 You look a bit suspicious like that. 290 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:33,260 Sorry, I was just... So is it OK if I go now? 291 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,770 What? 292 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,260 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 293 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,210 You all right, Bout? 294 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,590 Not really, no. 295 00:16:41,591 --> 00:16:47,019 So the reality is, Mr Koch, you've been receiving a weekly payment in social 296 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:51,900 security benefits as a top -up to your army redundancy payout since 1986. 297 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,830 Am I right? 298 00:16:53,831 --> 00:16:55,899 Yeah, but he never asked for it. Leave it, sir. 299 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,959 Nonetheless, the fact remains that... And he never asked to leave the army, 300 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,899 did he ask to get injured. The payment was made on a basis. You were not fit 301 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,100 able to seek work. 302 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,810 You're trying to say my brother's a shirker? 303 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,620 That means bugger all. 304 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,320 For what? He likes helping people. 305 00:17:12,321 --> 00:17:15,299 Bloody hell, that was only a couple of days ago. 306 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,900 How much exactly has to be paid? 307 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,579 £9 ,871. 308 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,389 76 pence. 309 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:24,429 You've got three weeks before you have to go to court. You pay it before then, 310 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:25,510 you won't get charged. 311 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,349 Charged? What with? 312 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,240 Fraud. 313 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:35,650 Well, me and your dad could do four grand. 314 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,310 Not just saving. 315 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,060 I just thought we could get him a loan, that's all, between us, like. 316 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:43,300 There'll be no loans in this house, my girl. 317 00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:45,630 Your grandmother would turn in a grave. 318 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,170 She's not dead yet, ma 'am. Well, that does maybe. 319 00:17:48,171 --> 00:17:52,079 You and Dad have saved all your life for your savings. What about your girl's 320 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,700 crew and Dad's lion trip? 321 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,360 Dies my son. 322 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,680 Your Dad's British blimmin' lion trip can wait. 323 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,730 Been planning that as long as I can remember. 324 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,520 Well, a few years more will matter then, will it? 325 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,320 Oh, look out. 326 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,540 You've gone all deep and meaningful. 327 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:18,830 Well, the bank say then. 328 00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:20,620 The bank say no. 329 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,280 Shit. 330 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,190 Right, well, let's not panic. 331 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:29,560 Mam's lending you her savings, that's four grand. 332 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,530 And I love a word with Carl. 333 00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:34,949 He always feels guilty for leaving me, so he's usually good for a few quid. 334 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:36,370 Stella, I can't. Yes, you can. 335 00:18:36,371 --> 00:18:40,609 I mean, we'll probably only get half the money, but at least if you show 336 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:42,290 willing, they might go easy on you. 337 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,500 Bloody hell, Stella. 338 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,050 It's so humiliating. 339 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,280 Why didn't I see it coming? 340 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,610 I'm a waste of bloody space, aren't I? No, you're not. 341 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,100 Yes, I am. I'm no good to no one. Yes, you are. 342 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,020 No, no, I'm an idiot. 343 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,930 Useless idiot. 344 00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,899 Right, you're starting to annoy me now, Viv. 345 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,180 I'm doing my best for you. 346 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,499 You've got to pull your finger out and all. 347 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,030 Feeling sorry for yourself won't get you nowhere. 348 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:07,950 Sorry. 349 00:19:07,951 --> 00:19:10,199 And you're going to have to tell Paula. 350 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,460 No way. It'll kill her. 351 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,970 Yeah, and it'll kill her if you don't tell her. 352 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,120 Oh, come on, Mundi. 353 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,640 Worst things have happened at sea. 354 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,119 Chrissie, bathroom's free. Use it. 355 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:16,619 Em, do you know if you had something and nobody knew about it, well, apart from 356 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:21,180 little Al, something private that someone had given you... Oh, shut up, 357 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,450 I'm a sister. 358 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,820 Don't talk to me about it. 359 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,210 You've got a rash where you shouldn't. That goes to Dr Cronje. 360 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,030 Ah, Rose. 361 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,090 So good of you to join me at the captain's table tonight. 362 00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:39,450 Why, Captain Smith, shouldn't you be on the bridge? 363 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,160 Because I hear there are icebergs all around us. 364 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,350 Not to worry for the Titanic, my dear. 365 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:46,950 We'll be in New York by morn. 366 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:48,720 Red? 367 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:50,980 But of course. 368 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:55,829 Why, Captain Smith, if I didn't know you better, I'd say you were trying to get 369 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:56,880 me drunk. 370 00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:00,860 You're hiding something from me, aren't you? 371 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:02,420 Yes. 372 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,860 This is going to be our last night together. 373 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:09,829 What? I'm afraid, Rose, I've been lying to you. The ship has suffered a most 374 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:13,250 catastrophic damage. She will sink in just five hours. 375 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:14,620 Is that all? 376 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:15,920 No time? 377 00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:18,110 No time for life? 378 00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:19,410 For love? 379 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:20,740 For us? 380 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:22,750 Oh, kiss me, Captain. 381 00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:24,080 Kiss me quick. 382 00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:25,950 Rose. Captain. 383 00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:29,690 She's going down, Rose. 384 00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:31,110 She's going down. 385 00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,890 Not before me, Captain. 386 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:34,330 Not before me. 387 00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:36,900 Oh. 388 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,680 Thank you for last night. 389 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:10,320 It was, as always, beautiful and exciting. 390 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:15,340 But for reasons I cannot divulge, I'm afraid I have to leave you. 391 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,440 Please don't try and follow me. 392 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,030 I love you. 393 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,870 Goodbye. 394 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:22,230 Die. 395 00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:39,400 Captain Smith! 396 00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:48,550 P .S. I'm not messing around. 397 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,850 This isn't a joke or a sex game. 398 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:52,510 I really have gone. 399 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:54,870 Butterfly, butterfly. 400 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,260 All I can say is, what a complete dick. 401 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:12,860 Oh, and shut up your sobbing, Bobby, will you? It's not helping nothing. 402 00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,220 Yeah, Bob, go and watch Mr. Lang. 403 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,280 I'll be back tonight. You watch. 404 00:23:17,281 --> 00:23:19,919 You know, he gets these funny moves sometimes. 405 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,970 Funny ideas. 406 00:23:20,971 --> 00:23:24,639 Yeah. And I mean, I know it's ten grand, but it's still not the end of the 407 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,579 world, is it? 408 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,360 No reason to do a runner, like. 409 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,380 What do you want about ten grand? 410 00:23:31,981 --> 00:23:38,649 Not a point, Stel. You know what he gets like. You should have told me last 411 00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:40,249 night and then I could have stopped him. 412 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,869 She's right, Stel. You should have said. 413 00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:43,290 I could have told him. 414 00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:44,720 Oh, 415 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,330 don't say that, my daddy. 416 00:24:02,110 --> 00:24:03,160 Don't tell me. 417 00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:05,230 You've changed your mind. 418 00:24:05,231 --> 00:24:06,929 This is a bit embarrassing. 419 00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:10,109 I know you're not officially my boyfriend, and you might not even want 420 00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:11,730 mean, we haven't even kissed. Yet. 421 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:20,049 But I am in a bit of a mess, and I need a sort of boyfriend -type -like to help 422 00:24:20,050 --> 00:24:21,089 me out. 423 00:24:21,090 --> 00:24:26,250 Well, I'd love to be your sort of boyfriend -type -like. 424 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,650 How can I be of assistance? 425 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,510 No, don't worry, Gar. 426 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,220 He's just plain silly because he is. 427 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,030 Aye. 428 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,390 Yeah, well, tell him to call me if you see him. 429 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,530 Yeah, and tell him I'll tan his arse for him when he gets home. 430 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,880 Di, come on, love. 431 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:57,560 Stella's told me about the money. It's fine. 432 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:01,010 Now, be a good lad and give me a call, eh? 433 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,200 We just want to know you're OK. 434 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,460 Well, we've been all over. Bus station, train station, taxi rank. 435 00:25:07,461 --> 00:25:10,859 Billy the Pound Shop thought he saw him yesterday, but it was just Eric Lloyd in 436 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:11,910 a camouflage jacket. 437 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:17,180 Oh. Oh, come off it, man, Daddy. 438 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,440 Now you're just being melodramatic. 439 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,490 Well, I can't do any arm work, can I, Paws? 440 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:29,660 So, I think I've got everything. 441 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:32,220 Just to double -check, it's Cosh with a K? 442 00:25:32,270 --> 00:25:33,320 Yes. 443 00:25:33,710 --> 00:25:35,870 Oh, and what was he wearing? I didn't ask. 444 00:25:36,290 --> 00:25:37,370 When you last saw him? 445 00:25:39,910 --> 00:25:42,590 A ship's captain's uniform. 446 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:46,860 Right. 447 00:25:46,861 --> 00:25:51,509 OK, well, I think that should be enough to be going on with for now. 448 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:52,560 Thank you. 449 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,300 No, 450 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:58,930 not that I know of, Daddy. 451 00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:00,839 But let me get back to you on that. 452 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,890 Oh, that. 453 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:10,500 This isn't, you know, a wind -up, is it? 454 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,380 It's not one of your little games. 455 00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:19,870 No. 456 00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:32,630 I heard about him earlier. 457 00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,150 It's all over the place. 458 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:35,760 Gone AWOL. 459 00:26:36,550 --> 00:26:37,630 Absent without leave. 460 00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:39,740 Left base camp. 461 00:26:40,370 --> 00:26:41,750 Headed off on a solo mission. 462 00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:44,470 Grabbed the sack and hit the track. 463 00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:48,389 Caught his tail and tucked it up. Yeah, we know what AWOL means, thanks, Yanto. 464 00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,529 But any idea where he might actually be, though? 465 00:26:50,530 --> 00:26:53,000 The mind of an ex -soldier is a complex one, still. 466 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:57,810 Dignity to drive it. Sometimes we need to walk away from life. 467 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,060 Spend time alone and visit the dark corners of our souls. 468 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,290 Especially a man like Di, a man who saw action in the Falklands. 469 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:10,599 A man who so cruelly had to leave the services after his injury in Northern 470 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,739 Ireland. Having to pull out because his uncle went changing a tyre in Belfast, 471 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:16,259 there's no reason to visit the dark corners of anywhere left. Now, I'm sorry 472 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:18,999 bring you back from the beaches, but where do you think he is? 473 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,140 Sorry, Stella, no idea. 474 00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:23,519 Shall we try somewhere else? 475 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,570 Yes. Who's this, sir? 476 00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:25,830 You fancy man? 477 00:27:25,831 --> 00:27:29,259 No, he's not a new fancy man. Does that mean there was an old fancy man? No. 478 00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,619 Certainly a handsome fancy man. 479 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:33,399 Will everyone stop using the word fancy man? He started it. 480 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,460 Good for you, my love. 481 00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:38,150 Because, in all fairness, I don't think you've had a bit of news of him. 482 00:27:38,151 --> 00:27:43,159 Right, shall we get going, then? It was that chap from Newport, mine, wasn't it? 483 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,720 Wasn't it me, the clucky noise? 484 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,450 Finish your drink. 485 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,440 Clucky noise. Finish your drink. 486 00:27:55,179 --> 00:27:56,229 Die. 487 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,820 You've got me worried now. 488 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:04,220 Will you stop being a complete prat to get your arse back here rapid? 489 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,650 Die! 490 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:17,790 Die! 491 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,340 Die, Davis, or die, Kosh. 492 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,410 that is yours. 493 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:56,500 Plan the way ahead. 494 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,420 Follow your heart. 495 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,520 Form your own destiny. 496 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,180 It's been days now, Ken. 497 00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:10,510 What has not been? 498 00:29:10,511 --> 00:29:13,639 I know, love, but it's not like you haven't done it before, is it? That's 499 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,690 the point. 500 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,880 He's still missing. 501 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,040 I mean, what the bloody police doing? 502 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,230 We should be making it appear on the worst news. 503 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:34,440 Big day today. 504 00:29:34,470 --> 00:29:35,730 How are you feeling, kid? 505 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:37,870 Nervous? All right, Ken. Too much now. 506 00:29:37,871 --> 00:29:39,229 Yeah, a bit. 507 00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:40,280 There's a post. 508 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:41,730 God, look at this thing. 509 00:29:42,190 --> 00:29:44,110 Postman on strike all over the country. 510 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:48,209 Letters get lost every blooming day. Whether it's a promotion from a 511 00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:49,850 or a reminder from the gaffer. 512 00:29:50,270 --> 00:29:53,510 Sorting monsoon wouldn't stop it landing on you a doorstep. 513 00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:56,210 Gumpa, there's another letter for you. 514 00:29:56,530 --> 00:29:57,580 For Luke. 515 00:29:58,010 --> 00:29:59,470 Hang on a minute, beaut. 516 00:30:02,830 --> 00:30:03,880 Look at this for you. 517 00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:05,960 It's from dying. 518 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:12,860 Right. 519 00:30:13,050 --> 00:30:14,100 Get this down, you. 520 00:30:14,870 --> 00:30:15,920 Nice sausage roll. 521 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:18,730 Does that copper get back to you yet? No. 522 00:30:20,790 --> 00:30:21,840 All right! 523 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,340 from dying, you know, right? 524 00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:40,079 He didn't reckon that... Mum, Dad, tell Paul I'm OK and I'm sorry. I just need 525 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,340 some time to clear my head. 526 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,640 The little shit. 527 00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:48,900 I know my words. Little bastard. 528 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:53,479 Bastard. Putting me through all that and all the time he is having a jolly and 529 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,530 bracket. 530 00:30:55,020 --> 00:31:00,299 I tell him I will. The selfish sort of a shitty bitch. Come on now, love. This 531 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:01,350 is the drink talking. 532 00:31:08,111 --> 00:31:14,539 Sorry to interrupt, but the rugby's starting in an hour and we've got to 533 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,220 up. Oh, bollocks. 534 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,600 Oh, it's OK. 535 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,410 You go. 536 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,730 You go. 537 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:23,200 Where is my favourite nephew? 538 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,880 You go and win that rugby game for your Aunty Paula, yeah? 539 00:31:28,881 --> 00:31:33,039 And your Aunty Paula is going to go and get your Uncle Daddy and bring him home, 540 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,050 yeah? You're not going nowhere, good girl. Not in that state. 541 00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:44,290 the rugby, I'm going to take Paula to find Di. 542 00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:46,260 Now, don't worry, Presh. 543 00:31:46,261 --> 00:31:49,599 We'll be back in time for the game. You just play your best, all right? You 544 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,360 can't go to Brecon on your tricycle, love. Yes, we can. 545 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:54,840 She can do anything. She's my best friend. 546 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:57,590 Oh, yeah, pipe down a minute, Paul. We'll just go. 547 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,690 Come on, love. 548 00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:04,000 Oh, I love you. Yeah, coffee. Now, meet that hostage, Roan. 549 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:07,739 Look, it's Mum. 550 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,180 How do you fancy driving her? 551 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:21,999 So, when we get to Brecon Town Centre, you start at the lower end, me and Sean 552 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,779 will start at the top. We're going to find him, Paul. We won't be in Brecon 553 00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:27,380 Centre. We will be in the Brecon Beacons. 554 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,850 What? 555 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:29,980 That's where we'll be. 556 00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:34,919 In our special place. It's where we do Wuthering Heights. Oh, God. Wuthering 557 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,660 Heights? Yeah, she pretends to be Cathy and I pretend to be Heathcliff. 558 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,780 Seriously, don't ask. 559 00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:41,830 Oi, oi. 560 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,160 My favourite nephew. 561 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,900 Where's the keys? Let me at her. 562 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,040 I know you've always wanted to say that. 563 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,620 Up for it? Yeah. 564 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,020 Got any supporters coming? 565 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,420 Don't worry, she'll be here. 566 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,610 No, I don't mean you. 567 00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:33,879 Nice day for it. 568 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,979 Hope you are ready to get the shits kicked out of you, Williams. 569 00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:38,030 Nice. 570 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,550 Shits? 571 00:33:52,551 --> 00:33:55,539 Hey, fancy coming up the bond later? Luke says he's abandoned. 572 00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:56,590 I can't. 573 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:59,510 Forget it. No one can revise that much. It's not normal. 574 00:34:02,151 --> 00:34:04,569 Because I'm fat, isn't it? 575 00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:07,509 What? You keep avoiding me because I've gone fat with a baby. 576 00:34:07,510 --> 00:34:08,560 You're gorgeous. 577 00:34:08,830 --> 00:34:12,370 I can't even tell... Abe, please. 578 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:14,800 Piss off, son. 579 00:34:19,929 --> 00:34:23,299 I'll stay here, keep an eye. This place is a paradise for car thieves. 580 00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:25,860 Apparently. 581 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,900 Give the Valleys a bad name, don't they? 582 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:41,990 Ain't no language. 583 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,610 Actually, 584 00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:52,080 Daddy, I think you might be right. 585 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:55,620 Stupid man sometimes. 586 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:58,360 Yeah, you are. You're a total twat. 587 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,160 And I adore you. 588 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:04,520 I am you, Heathcliff. 589 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,400 You're always in my mind. 590 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:09,660 Not as a pleasure, but as my only being. 591 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,500 Be with me always. 592 00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:12,979 Oh, God. 593 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,280 Take any form. 594 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,010 And do the accent. 595 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:18,400 What? Heathcliff's accent, Yorkshire. 596 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,850 Is she serious? 597 00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:22,020 Oh, Cathy. 598 00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:24,110 Cathy! 599 00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:30,090 Don't leave me in a bit where I cannot find you. Oh, Tom. 600 00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:32,970 Oh. Shall we, um... Yep. 601 00:37:35,810 --> 00:37:36,860 Go away! 602 00:37:37,610 --> 00:37:38,660 Right now! 603 00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:40,430 Right! Right now! 604 00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:41,840 Go on! 605 00:37:43,290 --> 00:37:44,490 Go on! 606 00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:46,310 Go on! Go on! 607 00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:47,760 Go on! 608 00:37:55,091 --> 00:37:57,159 Find him? 609 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,210 Yeah. 610 00:37:58,260 --> 00:38:00,120 They're still, you know... Right. 611 00:38:00,121 --> 00:38:02,319 Anyway, you'll have to wait till they finish. 612 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,000 I've got to get to this rugby match. 613 00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:45,320 Remember that nun? 614 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:47,250 Climb. Forget the nun. Forget the nun. 615 00:38:47,251 --> 00:38:48,829 Look, you've got the skill. 616 00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:49,880 You've got the pace. 617 00:38:49,881 --> 00:38:51,489 You've just got to keep it open, boys. 618 00:38:51,490 --> 00:38:52,540 Believe. Yeah. 619 00:40:16,311 --> 00:40:17,959 Stop breathing. 620 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,460 I think he needs mouth to mouth. 621 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,170 Leave it to me. 622 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,480 You're all right, bud. 623 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:27,230 Easy! 624 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:28,820 Easy! Easy! 625 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,300 Easy! Easy! 626 00:40:31,301 --> 00:40:32,619 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 627 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:33,059 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 628 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:33,059 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 629 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:33,059 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 630 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:33,619 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 631 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:33,679 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 632 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,179 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 633 00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:34,179 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 634 00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:35,230 Easy! Easy! Easy! 635 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:36,310 Easy 636 00:40:52,010 --> 00:40:53,930 Yeah, yeah. Sorry, ma 'am. 637 00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:56,140 Yeah. 638 00:41:27,191 --> 00:41:29,989 The way they did their mushrooms. 639 00:41:29,990 --> 00:41:33,229 They were, like, out to this world, weren't they? Yeah, you said. I'd 640 00:41:33,230 --> 00:41:36,910 go there again, not that I'm expecting you to pay. Oh, this is lovely, mind. 641 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,729 You've done this up really nice. 642 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:41,269 I love how you've done with that wall. That's really nice of you. Oh, you would 643 00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:43,849 do it up nice, wouldn't you, being a decorator and that? Do you want a lager? 644 00:41:43,850 --> 00:41:44,900 Yeah, go on, then. 645 00:41:45,230 --> 00:41:47,030 Oh, and it's the tea's lovely and all. 646 00:41:47,031 --> 00:41:48,089 Try sitting on it. 647 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:49,140 Oh. 648 00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:50,260 Oh, yeah, nice. 649 00:41:50,261 --> 00:41:52,789 And you haven't got a bad view, actually, have you? 650 00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:54,960 Not that I can see much at this time of night. 651 00:41:55,110 --> 00:41:56,160 Cheers. 652 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:01,860 I do love a beer, Mia. 653 00:42:01,861 --> 00:42:05,229 My dad always says a beer's a bitter, not a lager. It's American, though, 654 00:42:05,230 --> 00:42:07,269 it? We say so many things in American, yeah? 655 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:08,810 Stop talking. 656 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:17,050 I know I'm with you, and I am. It's just that I'm not really sure what I... Oh, 657 00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:18,120 God. 658 00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:19,200 Come on. 659 00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:22,000 Hang on a sec. 660 00:42:22,870 --> 00:42:28,930 Look, Sean, I, um... I haven't really done this. You know, I haven't... 661 00:42:28,931 --> 00:42:31,229 Actually... You slept with anyone? Yeah. 662 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:32,280 For ages. 663 00:42:32,390 --> 00:42:33,610 Like, really ages. 664 00:42:34,630 --> 00:42:38,060 Well, not since that fellow. The fellow who made the clucking noise? 665 00:42:38,570 --> 00:42:41,070 It wasn't a cluck. It was more of a hiccup. 666 00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:48,810 Anyway, the thing is... I think I may have forgotten how to do it. 667 00:42:49,370 --> 00:42:52,590 In that case, I'm going to have to remind you, aren't I? 668 00:43:03,470 --> 00:43:04,520 You've been busy. 669 00:43:07,530 --> 00:43:08,910 How'd you find all this out? 670 00:43:19,770 --> 00:43:20,820 It's from your dad. 671 00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:34,320 You! Oh, Mrs B, you is looking mighty fine divine. 672 00:43:34,321 --> 00:43:37,619 What's the matter with you? Have you been up all night drinking? 673 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:39,800 No. I've been up all night shagging. 674 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,250 Can we do it again? 675 00:43:41,491 --> 00:43:43,519 Come on, then. 676 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,579 I just don't want him hurting Emma, that's all. 677 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,140 Like my dad did to you, you mean? 678 00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:50,280 She sold him over bar guy by wearing amulets. 679 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:51,750 Kissing like. 680 00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:54,590 What's he doing here? Get out. I told you we're finished. 681 00:43:54,591 --> 00:43:55,979 Please, Luke. 682 00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:57,030 Just say the word. 683 00:43:57,580 --> 00:43:59,580 We have so much to talk about. 684 00:44:00,330 --> 00:44:03,490 Oh my God, I'm 42 and I'm snogging in the street. 685 00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:08,090 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50146

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