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[Mark] Today I destroyed the CrunchLabs warehouse.

-Aah! -But I did it for a good reason.

This is our first ever CrunchLabs hide-and-seek competition.

No one in there.

Those designers that design your CrunchLabs build boxes every month

happen to be annoyingly good at hiding themselves,

making this the most epic game of hide-and-seek ever played.

[laughing] Yes!

All right, PDs. Mark is waiting outside that door.

You've got one minute to get into your hiding places.

-It's so quiet. -What are you waiting for? Go, go, go!

[Mark] With the designers headed to their hiding spots,

they employed a few different strategies,

from cardboard boxes to custom-engineered hideouts,

to whatever this is.

[Danny] I need to become foam.

-[Mark] And some even hide in plain sight. -I'm a grip.

As the minute ticked down, everyone was hidden except for Dan,

who was struggling a bit.

[Mark] This could take a while, so let's review the rules.

I have a half-hour to find all nine designers,

who can fight back with blasters.

If I don't find them all, they get to make me post

anything they want on my Instagram.

With Dan set in his hiding spot, it was time to start the game.

All right, PDs are in place.

It'll be the fastest game of hide-and-seek in the history of YouTube.

That's a Mark guarantee.

I know this place like the back of my hand.

What the heck is that?

-[Bob chuckles] -Oh! [laughs]

Maybe I don't know the back of my hand!

That's good 'cause your time started ten seconds ago.

That's not true. Oh no.

Oh! I'm panicking! [laughs]

This seemed easier before we started.

Okay, clearly someone thought they'd be clever and hide in here.

[Mark] Little did I know that while I looked in this empty cabinet,

Evan was really hurting his chances at the end-of-the-year bonus…

-By shooting me in the back. -Nuts!

[slow-motion] Hey!

Hey!

-[guns firing] -[Evan gasps]

-[Mark laughs] Yeah! -[Evan] Oh no!

[Mark] Van! Get outta here!

Clever. The mirror table.

-For good measure, Evan. -[laughing]

[Mark] With Evan going straight to jail,

there were eight PDs left who were going to be more difficult to find.

They came out attacking early. I wasn't ready for that.

Gonna go up here. Better vantage point.

Whoops.

[groans]

This is hard.

[Mark] With time running down,

it's time to use a strategy I call smash first…

Aah!

…ask questions later.

Okay. No one in there.

Not a great start.

-[whirring] -Ow.

This trash can wasn't here yesterday.

Oh yeah, that's heavy.

-[gun firing] -[buzzer sounds]

"Definitely no one hiding in here."

-Three-minute penalty. -For what?

[Bob] You fired. It wasn't a PD.

-[sad music sting plays] -Aw. Gah!

Losers clean up, by the way.

[Jovan] That's ominous.

-Bob, I don't like your attitude. -[Bob] No, wait.

-No! -That's for giving me a penalty!

-Five-minute penalty! -[Mark laughs]

Okay. Yah-hah!

Oh gosh. They're very still.

If you even move…

[burst of dramatic music]

Whoops. Okay. It's a mannequin.

Brooke. Is that even Brooke, or is it a PD?

To be clear, it's only a penalty if I don't hit a PD?

-[Bob] Uh… -Got it.

-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! What's up? -[both laughing]

[Mark] I'm on to you. I'm onto…

[laughs]

Ready or not, here I come.

I hate that they can fire at me.

Where would they hide? Probably…

How about the couch cushions?

Really? How about the couch cushions?

I was about to give up on finding any PDs in this room when I noticed…

That seems artificially close.

-[Stephen] Ow! -Oh, yeah!

[both laughing]

From that squeal, I knew it was Stephen who'd built a false front to my desk,

which would've been impressive if he wasn't also stuck.

-That's the sound you like to hear. -[gun firing]

-[Stephen groaning] -Just to be clear.

Wow.

-This is very clever. -[Stephen] Whew!

-You made this custom? -Yeah.

Now I see what I'm up against. Nice hiding spot.

Not good enough. Two down.

[Mark] I was feeling confident.

I thought I'd find another one in our secret entrance.

I'm looking for the reflection in the camera lens.

-[firing] -Oh!

-[buzzer] -Aww!

-[Bob] Three minute penalty. -Dang it! You punks.

-[chuckles] Did you get him? -No.

The hole wasn't big enough. It was hard.

[Mark] Okay, I do have some devices here.

This is a parabolic mic.

I can hear everything… [amplified] …really loud.

I think I'm gonna need that.

I'm coming over here. I'm listening for rustling noises.

I know for a fact these were not here yesterday.

[Mark] I heard what sounded like the loading of a Nerf blaster.

Aah!

[slow-motion] Aah!

Oh! Yes!

[laughing] Yes!

-Wow! How'd they make that… -[Bam laughs]

[Bam laughs]

-[Bam] Did he get me? -[Bob] I think he got you.

Yeah. [chuckles]

Oh wow.

All right, now the question is, they wouldn't do a second person?

Only one way to find out.

This is kind of satisfying to be honest, especially 'cause losers pick up.

[slow-motion] Oh yeah.

Honestly, I know they're not in here, but…

[Bam and Stephen] Oh my God.

Dude, what if there was a person inside?

[Mark] I wasted precious minutes searching all the wrong spots.

-The PDs were cool as a summer's morn. -[snoring]

[Jovan] My trigger finger's itchin'.

Important to stay hydrated.

[whispering] Let's go, PDs.

[Mark] It was time to bring out my secret weapon, an infrared camera.

This camera allows us to see temperature as an image

with cold shown as blue and hot shown as orange,

which should make finding the designers easy.

All right, I'm checking this box for a heat signature.

I don't see anything, but I've noticed already the PDs are jumpy.

[chuckles]

This is where the infrared pays off. There's no heat signature.

If this was a real person… Look at my leg, see how hot that is?

It's very obvious this is just a mannequin.

Danny, if he looks at you with the cam, you're cooked. Maybe jump out now.

[Mark] Bam was right, of course. He was cooked. Bright orange, in fact.

[Mark] Yeah! Too late! [laughing]

[Danny] No!

-Yes! So obvious. -[Danny] No!

Who said you were allowed an infrared camera?

Look how hot… That's like a lava!

-[Danny] Yeah, I'm burning up in here. -[both laugh]

-Another one down. -[Mark] Yeah!

-Oh, good disguise. -[Danny] Thank you.

[Mark] Let's see who you really are!

You have to unzip it. [laughs]

I knew it! Danny.

It's too easy.

Mark! Mark, there's a clue on the table right here.

Oh, clue inside. Where's the key?

-I don't know. -Quit wasting my time, Bam!

-[Danny] What's up, team? -You did well, soldier.

-[Bob] Mark, you have 15 minutes. -15 minutes.

The infrared is actually a sick hack.

Clearly, there's someone right there.

Okay, boxes on a forklift, huh?

I'll give you one chance to come out, or we do this on my terms.

Three, two…

-[Jovan] Dang! -[laughing]

-[slow-motion] Dang! -[laughing]

-[Mark] Hello, Jovan! -[Jovan] Aah!

-Nice to meet ya. -[groans]

I had the gun pointed the wrong way. [chuckles]

-Oh no, they got Jovan. -There's no way he's finding Adam.

[Adam] I'm ready for anything.

Unless he comes from behind me.

I'm so ahead on time here. I'm pausing.

Looks like I have to beat 12.

[Mark] I was close to breaking the CrunchLabs pull-up record

when suddenly, I was attacked.

-Who's that? -[crickets chirping]

Lucky for them, I can't not break the record.

Ten.

Twenty.

Put it on the board.

Mid-competition, breakin' records.

Let's go. Was that from a cameraman?

Oh, this is very sus.

[firing]

-[Bob] I'm sorry, three-minute penalty. -[Mark] Dang! Oh no!

-[Bob] You now have less than ten minutes. -[Mark] Interesting.

Oh no, my thermal camera died. That was a big advantage.

A lot of crud in this room.

Who's this? Say your name?

-Loren. -Prove it.

[dramatic music playing]

That's a lie.

Loren never wears brown!

[slow-motion] Loren never wears…

Oh, Nicholas, of course.

Another one down.

-Three to go? -[Bob] Three to go.

-[Bam] Did you shoot him? -I said, "It's Loren."

Then I ducked and shot underneath the table.

[both] Whoa!

-Yo, dude! -[Stephen] That's sick.

[Mark] Good idea.

-You got any intel for me? -Sorry, I don't.

Huh… I don't believe you.

I actually preplanned something.

What I've got here is our internal company messaging app.

I hit this button, it'll call all of them, and I should hear their phones ringing.

-You'll never find him. -Agree to disagree, Bob.

Here we go.

-[ringing] -Oh, what the heck?

-I hear it. I hear someone. -[creaking]

Where's it coming from?

-Aah! -[both laughing]

[Mark] Yes!

Wow, wait a second. Did you put a hinge onto this?

-Yeah. -That's clever.

I wanted to get close.

You shouldn't bring your work phone into your hiding spot.

Okay. GG. Psych!

Let's go.

All right, I got five minutes. We're rockin' this old-school.

Ooh.

I need an emergency drumstick. Let's go.

[Bob] Four minutes. You have four minutes.

As if there isn't… Oh.

-He's making a mess. -I'm pretty sure we won already.

I've checked this whole room. I need to retrace my footsteps.

No time for drumsticks.

What's good to say once he's back?

-"You said losers clean up, right?" -Oh yeah!

"Losers clean up!"

Had to have missed someone in here.

Oh, you want me to think that's my robot.

There's too many mannequins!

Ugh!

I gotta think like a CrunchLabs designer would think.

They would hide somewhere clever. Not just hide somewhere.

They'd be in the ceiling. They're gonna hide somewhere clever.

Turn off the lights. All of them.

Did not help me as much as I was hoping.

That would've been a cool moment, if it's like, "A-ha!"

-[firing] -Just in case.

-[Bob] Two PDs, two minutes. -[sighs] Two minutes?

I did beat the pull-up record. At least I leave with that.

What is this?

I do not appreciate the mocking. Way too many memes.

-[Stephen] Are you comfortable, Adam? -[Adam] Super comfortable.

I can stay for at least two or three more minutes.

[Mark] As the minutes ticked down, I was desperate.

-I did the only thing I could think of. -[clock ticking]

I've got car keys.

Come out, or I'm driving away with your… Subaru.

Keeping this just in case. Okay, there's nothing in here.

Now in the ceiling.

[all laughing]

[Mark] Hey, quiet!

[Bob] One minute left. One minute to find two PDs.

Oh! I know it. I know it! Out of my way.

Wait a second. A-ha!

-A-ha! -[squeaking]

Oh, wait, no. That is empty.

I've got someone's keys. Fess up, or I'm driving away with your car.

-[Danny] Oh no, they're my keys. -[Evan] Forrest Gump!

-[Bob] Here we go. Ten. Nine. -[Mark] No!

-No! No! -[Bob] Eight. Seven.

-[slow-motion] No! Aah! -[Bob] Six. Five.

-Panic! -[Bob] Four.

-[slow-motion] No! -[Bob] Three. Two.

-One. -I know you're somewhere!

[Bob] Mark, your time is up. Two PDs remain hidden.

[cheering]

-Yeah! -[Danny] Whoo-hoo!

What are you guys cheering for? You lost, okay?

We win.

Don't tell me. Is one in this room?

-There are two PDs hidden in this room. -What?

What is this trash can?

-You wanna do this? It's fun. -Wait! Losers clean up, remember?

-Yeah, you guys! -[all laughing]

-All of us clean up, that's… -[Bam] What do you mean?

-Yeah, give me a better hint. -[Bob] Uh…

[laughter]

Whoa! That's a pretty good hint.

-[Adam] Hey, Mark. -Oh, wow. Adam, of course!

-Super cozy under here. -[Mark] Yeah.

I'm glad you had to be there for 30 minutes.

-[groans] -[Mark] Pretty good.

[Mark] With Adam finally found, there's one person left to reveal.

Hi, I'm Caroline.

[slow-motion] You son of a…

-No! -[all laughing]

Nice to meet you.

[cheering and clapping]

-Whoo! -[Bam] Whoo!

-Aah! -[all laughing]

-[Mark] Holy… Wow. -Can I come out now?

[sighs] So I hate to lose,

but this is also nine of the most creative brains

west of the Mississippi River, so I'm calling that a W.

Sadly, I still have to do the post.

-[sighs] What do I have to say? -It has to come from your heart.

-But it has to emphasize Lauren and me. -Okay, okay.

[Mark reads post]

Time to clean up, I guess.

[Mark] If you want to come to CrunchLabs to design with my team for a day,

you gotta win the platinum ticket we slip inside one box every month.

If you haven't got your build box subscription, what are you waiting for?

Go to CrunchLabs.com with a parent, and it'll show you how it all works.