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Native American news, your source for
news on and off the reservation.
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How. Bad news today.
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Casino profits down. Liquor prices up.
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Offensive Native American
stereotypes at all-time high.
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- Now for weather.
- Look like sun.
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Make that rain.
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Now, for feel good news,
go to paleface reporter.
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How, Chief. I'm live here at
Yellowstone National Park,
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where a rare white buffalo
was born this morning.
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Tourists are pouring in to
see the adorable animal.
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This is just another
example of why Yellowstone
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is our country's greatest National Park.
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Son of a bitch!
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Hell yeah! (Bleep) Technology!
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Yellowstone! Yellowstone! Humph!
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They've got a cute animal.
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They didn't have 25 campers
die in their Park this month.
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Blah blah blah.
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We shouldn't worry about Yellowstone.
We could just make some improvements.
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Here's one.
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We are done playing second fiddle
to that bastard Yellowstone!
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Aw, Malloy, if you'd only wear
your little birthday present,
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I'll bet tourists would
flock to see you too.
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I bet you'd like to see my tight
ass in that, you creepy pervert.
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Fine. Do you know what we're gonna do?
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Drown a homeless man?
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No, we're gonna find something even more
adorable than their shitty white buffalo.
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We shouldn't exploit animals for monetary
gain just because Yellowstone is.
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I agree with Ethel.
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So, who's gonna find me an animal
these dopey tourists can't resist?
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Not me. I hate animals.
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To be fair, most animals hate black people.
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And Mexicans.
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Ooh, I would like to volunteer
to find the cutest animal ever.
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Shit. Anybody else?
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Anybody?
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Okay, Steve, just don't screw it up.
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Remember when you "volunteered"
at the retirement home?
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I'll show Woody.
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How hard could it be to find a cute animal?
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Let's see.
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Ugly, fat, too ethnic.
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Bingo.
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Excuse me, folks.
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Official Park business.
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- Come here, you rascal.
- Oh!
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Excuse me, excuse me. Sorry, sorry.
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- Sorry, sorry.
- Oh! Get away from me!
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Sorry. Almost got it.
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Got it. Luckily, it got
caught in your panties.
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You folks have a nice day.
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Woody is going to love you.
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This is the most adorable animal ever.
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Aw, look at you.
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- Aah!
- Oh, my God, you are cute!
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Which is cuter? I don't know.
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The tourists loved the squirrel.
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The hiker, God rest her
soul, loved the rabbit.
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If only I could have both. But how?
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That's it! You guys just
need to (Bleep) each other.
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Okay, enough foreplay.
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Yes! Work it! Get in balls deep!
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Pound it! Pump it!
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All right, everybody, listen up.
I have an important announcement.
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This box I hold before you contains
the cutest animal on the planet.
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It's half squirrel, half rabbit.
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I call it the Squabbit.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
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So cute, I can't take my eyes off him.
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Have you ever seen a cuter animal?
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Look at that.
Oh, I just want to cuddle him.
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It's not that cute.
It's got those Taylor Swift teeth.
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How did you get a squirrel
and a rabbit to mate?
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The same way you get laid.
I dressed the squirrel up like a whore.
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- Dumb ass ho!
- Shut your mouth, Denzel.
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Listen, this whole thing
seems very wrong, Steve.
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She's got a point. It's not natural.
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It's like a freak of nature or something.
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Nah, that one's too easy.
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Woody, now I know what
you're thinking, but please
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don't make a spectacle of this poor animal.
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I would never do that.
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Wow, 40 million views.
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The Squabbit is the best
idea I've ever had.
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Well, actually, I kind of had the idea.
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Oh, come on, Steve.
There's this new thing called modesty.
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You should try it sometime.
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Look, I get it.
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You want to be a part of team Squabbit,
well, I've got a special job for you.
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Picking up Squabbit shit.
Oh, it's everywhere. Check under the bed.
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Some of it's mine, but most of it's his.
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Hey, fella, who likes video games?
Here, you can have Malloy's.
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Gotta keep our new star
happy and entertained.
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What's that F.U. To God doing here?
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Who? Oh! He lives here.
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Well, now you have a choice to make,
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because I'm not gonna sleep under
the same roof as that thing.
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Denzel, what the hell are you doing?
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I printed some Squabbit merchandise
to make some extra money.
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You can't sell that stuff!
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The Squabbit is the sole property
of Brickleberry National Park.
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What, you got child support
payments or something?
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Man, that's racist.
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As a matter of fact, I've been saving
up for tickets to the symphony.
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- Really?
- Nah, I'm just messing with you.
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I got child support payments.
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Psst! Come here.
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I'm the cute guy here.
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What the... You won this round, Squabbit.
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Let's see how you handle "baked potato."
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I don't get it.
This worked on Woody's hamster.
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Why won't you die?
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Huh. It was that easy.
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My Squabbit! What did you do?
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You killed my Squabbit!
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I did not mean to kill him that time.
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Get out of my sight!
You're dead to me, bear cub!
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Get out!
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Oh, God.
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My little Squabbit.
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Why?
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Why!?
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Answer me, God!
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Why?
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Why do bad things happen to good Squabbits?
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What the... It's a miracle!
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Thanks, Jesus.
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Oh! Baby Squabbits?
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The Lord taketh and then
he giveth a shitload.
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Hallelujah!
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So you woke up and there
were six Squabbits?
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And this all started after Malloy
cut the first one in half?
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- Exactly.
- Where's Malloy?
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Oh, he's like my dead wife.
In the woods somewhere.
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What a rapid gestation period.
It must be their mutant DNA combin...
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Deh-deh-deh! Science!
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Shut up!
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Ethel's right.
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Aren't you concerned about how
fast they're reproducing?
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Yeah, of course you agree
with your girlfriend.
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I'm not concerned at all.
More Squabbits, more tourists.
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Mo tourists, mo money, right, Denzel?
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Where's Denzel?
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All right, which one you want?
I got, "I heart Squabbits,"
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"Squabbitude," "Rasta Squabbits,"
"Squabbit pissin' on a Jesus fish,"
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"Squabbits (Bleep) longer".
What you want? I got it.
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Oh, I'll take that one in white.
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Denzel!
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Oh, shit!
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Yo, be cool. It's my boss man.
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Look, more Squabbits!
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We're gonna need extra crowd
control for tomorrow.
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Uh, that's cool, man.
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Yeah, I was just about to give
these folks a tour of, um...
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That dirt road that's too small for cars.
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You mean the hiking trail?
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Yeah, the hyper-sail. Whatever.
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Okay, get back to work then.
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Ooh, don't worry. I'll take care of that.
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So, let's see, you owe me 10 for
the shirt and 5 for the finger.
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Who needs Woody?
I can make it in the forest.
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I'm a bear!
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Siri, I need to schedule
a hot stone massage.
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Hey there, brother bear.
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Looks like I found myself a new friend.
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New record. Three seconds,
and I already hate you.
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Gosh, are you having a
bad day or something?
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Yes, we do.
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I always thought that
was just an expression.
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I hope to God you guys have baby wipes.
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Uh, no.
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So you just use dry toilet paper?
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Now, what the heck is toilet paper?
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You are a nasty bastard.
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Isn't it great? We're charging double
for admission, and they're paying it!
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Stupid suckers!
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Woody, these Squabbits have eaten
nearly all the vegetation in the Park.
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- We have to get...
- Look at this.
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20 bucks at the gift shop.
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- Oh, man, I sell those for ten.
- Ten?
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Overpopulation of one species
is a problem, Woody.
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Yeah, I know. So is your camel toe.
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I'm standing here with Woody
Johnson, creator of the Squabbit.
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As far as I'm concerned, there
can never be too many Squabbits.
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And I'd like you to make love
to me, right now, on the air.
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Well, all right.
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Oh! What the...
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You are the smartest man on Earth.
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Here's $3 million in pennies.
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And a Nobel Prize.
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I know. I'm great! See, Malloy?
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I was right, you were wrong. Admit it.
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Uh! I'm okay.
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It was just another wet dream.
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Uh! Listen up.
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We've got too many goddamn Squabbits!
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The tourists can't even get in the gates.
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Damn you, Steve, this was
all your stupid idea!
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Thank you. It's about time
I got a little credit.
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I am declaring open season on Squabbits!
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I want every poacher in the state here
to shoot, stab, run over, decapitate,
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eat, kick, or fist those little bastards.
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Or we could just relocate them.
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We're gonna relocate 'em, all right.
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To hell!
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Everybody grab some ammo.
It's killing time!
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Pssh, I'm great at killing time. Hee hee.
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- No, you can't just kill them.
- Yeah, Woody.
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Spoken like a couple of
dopey liberal broads.
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I don't know what bleeds more...
Your hearts or your parts.
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We have to stop that maniac.
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How? He doesn't like to be
bothered during killing time.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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I mean, it's your idea, so it...
It's gotta be good.
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- You're pretty.
- What?
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I want to wear your ass like a fake beard.
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- What?
- Uh, nothing.
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Who's ready for dinner?
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No way! Honey!
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Guys, I'm allergic to bees, and
I didn't bring my Epi-pen.
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Yummy to my bear tummy!
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You're having honey for dinner?
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It's a goddamn condiment!
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Wow, these things are hard to kill.
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We'll see about that.
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- Stop in the name of pita!
- Oh, great, pita.
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- Peta?
- No, pita with an "I."
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It's a completely different organization.
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I don't know what you heard, but we
haven't harmed a single Squabbit.
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What, you like the duds?
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I'll give you a good deal on one.
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I knew it! We forbid you from
harming one more Squabbit!
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And who's gonna stop us?
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You and a bunch of picketing
pita pussies? Puhh!
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Commence operation... Squabbit Storm.
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You have a whole army?
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What do you think we spend our money on?
Starving children? That would be a waste.
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Now, just stay cool.
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Nobody's gonna hurt any animals here.
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Whew! It was just a cockroach.
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No!
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Wait. Who the hell was that guy?
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You have sinned against the animal
kingdom, an act punishable by death.
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We're Park rangers. Everything we do
at this Park is to keep animals safe.
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Yeah! Get him! Bite that mother(Bleep)!
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Woo! I won! Give me my goddamn money.
248
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:17,060
This isn't that bad. What is this?
249
00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:20,000
A beaver's asshole.
250
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,900
This is a low point.
251
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:34,510
Wow, thank you. You saved my life.
I do not know how I could repa...
252
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,050
Hold on.
253
00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:40,430
O-m-f-g. I miss u. Emoticon sad face.
254
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,290
I never r-o-t-f-l-m-f-a-o anymore.
255
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,960
I less-than sign three you.
256
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:51,020
If you want to make out,
I'm gay if you are.
257
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:54,300
No! I mean, if you want to
make up, I'm game if you are.
258
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,300
Goddamn auto correct!
259
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,750
Okay, you lowlife humans!
260
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,450
Prepare to meet your demise in
the most unethical way possible.
261
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,300
Death by cosmetic testing!
262
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:34,570
What are you gonna do, put makeup on us?
263
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:37,440
- Oh, my God!
- That was horrible!
264
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,410
Everything's fuzzy. Can you see?
I can't feel my lips.
265
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:43,010
Oh, it stings. Oh.
266
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,370
I didn't think it was that bad.
267
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,170
They shoved lipstick up
my goddamn dick hole!
268
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:49,780
Me too. Normally I have
to pay 50 bucks for that.
269
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:52,340
All right, it's time to finish you off.
270
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,830
I am honored to die to give you sustenance.
271
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:09,080
I still love you.
272
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,190
- Now it's our chance to get out of here!
- Anyone know how to pick a lock?
273
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,340
Allow me.
274
00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:39,210
We'll be safe up here.
Those stupid Squabbits can't climb.
275
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:40,510
What are they doing?
276
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,880
Learning.
277
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,560
- Screw it.
- Connie, what are you doing?
278
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:55,880
I thought you loved
animals as much as I do!
279
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,250
Uh, not really.
280
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,140
I thought it would make you go down on me.
281
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,990
Uh, I mean, like me.
We can talk about it later.
282
00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:09,840
It didn't kill them!
It didn't kill a single one of them!
283
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,750
They're impenetrable from the outside.
284
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,280
Maybe we need to attack
them from the inside.
285
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,290
Like feeding them poisoned food.
286
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:20,390
They ain't touching those dead bodies.
They only eat living things, like us.
287
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:24,120
Where are we gonna find a
living thing so toxic,
288
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:27,520
so vile, so afflicted by a disease,
289
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,760
that it could wipe out
an entire population?
290
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,990
Hello! Sorry I'm late, guys.
291
00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,990
- Pamela Anderson?
- Jackpot!
292
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:41,630
What's that skinny old man
with the tit job doing here?
293
00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:50,490
Winnie the Pooh never had
to deal with this bullshit.
294
00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:52,820
You can do this. You're a bear.
295
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:57,370
Just remember what those jamboree
bumpkins taught you out in the woods.
296
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,830
Grrr-owwwwwl.
297
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:06,360
Okay, who ordered the hot stone massage?
298
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,850
Thank you, Siri.
299
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:11,670
That will be $80.
300
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:19,380
So, how are we gonna trick her into
feeding herself to the Squabbits?
301
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:22,650
Can we get through one emergency where
you guys don't put on a drag show?
302
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:25,550
Malloy! Oh, sweet Dick Eisenhower!
303
00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,690
Thank God you're here, little buddy.
304
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,480
Okay, I'm ignoring Ziggy Stardust.
305
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,230
Somebody else want to
tell me what's going on?
306
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:35,000
I know it's crazy, but hear me out.
We have to kill Pam Anderson because...
307
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:35,830
I'm in.
308
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:38,500
Okay, we know she's
infatuated with cute animals,
309
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,760
but in order for this to work, we
need something extraordinarily cute.
310
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,640
I've got an idea.
311
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:49,170
So cute!
312
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:51,800
Need to hug.
313
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,290
Oh, Malloy, you did it!
314
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,070
Yeah, we can't forget to thank Steve,
315
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:13,100
the fat moron who made these
things in the first place.
316
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,860
Steve, o-m-f-g!
317
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,420
Congratulations, rangers.
Killin' time was a huge success.
318
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,120
All the Squabbits are dead.
319
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:40,090
Well, too bad we don't have an
animal to attract tourists anymore.
320
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:43,360
Don't worry, Woody.
I've created a much safer animal.
321
00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:46,600
I give you the wolverinigator.
322
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,980
- Don't move!
323
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,940
He smells fear!
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