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Technical support. May I help you?
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Hi, uh, my Internet went out right in the
middle of watching Beethoven on Netflix.
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I need to know if that dog
gets put to sleep or not!
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Oh, the slobbery dog? It is most funny.
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My favorite is when he
steals the turkey leg
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- from Charles Grodin, and...
- No, no, no, no!
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Please don't ruin it!
Just fix my Internet.
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Of course, Sir. First,
power cycle the modem.
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Unplug the ethernet
cord and the AC adapter.
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Ether-dapter? What?
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I'm struggling with your stupid accent.
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What part of America are you from?
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My name is Mukund. I am
from Mumbai, India, Sir.
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Moon pie, India? Goddamn outsourcing!
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Stealing all our jobs,
screwing up our economy.
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My country is in the shitter
because of your country.
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This is a bunch of anti-American,
Uncle Sam-raping bullsh... oh.
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Oh, it's back on.
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Hey, uh, thanks, moonpie.
Thank you so much.
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Good morning, rangers. Isn't
this a glorious morning?
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Guys, I'm trying to heat up my tea,
but there doesn't seem to be a door.
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It's never had a door.
Woody said doors cost extra.
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It still works. You just have to
shove a wet knife in the door hole.
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- Uh, isn't that dangerous?
- Oh, very.
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Another nosebleed.
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- Connie! What happened?
- Woody made me neuter the wolves,
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but he's too cheap to
buy tranquilizer darts.
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Okay, who's first?
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That's it, we've gotta do something.
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Yeah, before this bitch
turn into a werewolf.
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No, about Woody. He's totally
exploiting us just to cut the budget.
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We have no health insurance,
no pension, and this is
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the worst employee break
room I have ever seen.
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What incompetent moron is our Union Rep?
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Steve.
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Hey, I'm not incompetent, and
what's so bad about this break room?
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He broke my dick! That
fridge goat broke my dick!
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Yes. Is this bearlover dot net?
Well, your website is broken.
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I logged on to see cute bears,
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but I just keep seeing
pictures of fat, hairy gay guys!
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- Okay, and what is your name, Sir?
- Wait. Mukund? You work here, too?
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Yes, Sir. I work for four
companies, 22 hours a day.
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22 hours a day! What a work ethic.
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Well, your life probably sucks,
but at least you're loaded, right?
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I'm not loaded, but this gun is.
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I am coming to you, Ganesh!
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Man, this guy's hilarious.
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Hello? Hello?
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- You gonna get that? Ugh!
- Mukund? Mukund?
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Woody, somebody left a pile
of shit on the doorstep.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Malloy, have you seen
Denzel, Ethel, and Connie?
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This is gonna sting, but they're having
a secret Union meeting to replace you.
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That didn't sting at
all. That felt great.
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Man, this place is scarier than the
backside of Connie's panties on taco night.
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Okay, what do we need? Proper health
benefits, safer working conditions...
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- A-ha!
- Ah, shit!
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Man, you scared me!
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So it's true! You guys
are trying to replace me
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- behind my back.
- The thing is, Steve,
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we need leadership, and the problem
is, Woody doesn't respect you.
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Woody doesn't respect me? But
you guys respect me, don't you?
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I think you're a pussy. Mmm.
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I'll stand up to Woody! Let
me go to him with your demands.
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All I ask is for one more
shot to win back your respect.
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Ooh, awkward.
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Uh, listen, we've got the graveyard
booked for a human sacrifice at midnight.
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Uh, you wouldn't happen
to be a virgin, would you?
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Okay, yeah, I get it. I think
you made your point, thank you.
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And thank you for double-checking
with me. That's so sweet.
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What the hell do you want, Steve?
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Woody, as you know, I'm the
representative for the rangers here,
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and we have some demands we'd like met.
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- Demands?
- Well, maybe suggestions.
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Suggestions?
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Well, more of a wish list, actually.
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All right, Steve.
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You want to negotiate?
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We'll negotiate.
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Good news, guys.
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We don't have that crappy
health insurance anymore.
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Really? What insurance do we have now?
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None, but this way
we'll be more careful.
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Also, you know what I really hate?
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When you're in your groove,
rangering it up, and then boom,
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you get interrupted by
having to take a lunch break.
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So Woody's gonna get rid of those.
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Steve, you're a spineless turd.
You can't stand up to anyone.
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Yes, I can.
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- Sit your ass down!
- Okay.
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This is unacceptable, and we are
not going to put up with this.
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Oh, no? Then maybe I
should just replace you.
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Right, like you could find anyone
who would work for less than us.
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Funny you should say
that. I already did.
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- Hello, my friends.
- Hello, my friends.
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Thousand greetings.
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Ha, ha, ha! They're Skyped in from
India, and work for three bucks a day.
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Do they get any channels
other than Al Jazeera?
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So what's it gonna be?
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You can "A" take the deal Steve and
I agreed to, or "B" get the hell out!
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This is ridiculous. He can't possibly
outsource park rangers to India.
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- I call his bluff.
- I'm with Ethel.
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Hell, yeah! I'm with Ethel
and Andre the 'Gina. I quit.
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Steve, I am so proud of
you for quitting with us.
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Yeah, that took balls, Steve.
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Well, all for one, right?
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Yeah. I thought you was gonna punk out.
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Hey, why don't you have
anything in your box?
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Sorry, guys, I couldn't quit.
Could you recycle this for me?
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- Traitor!
- I should've known.
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You better be glad this flimsy
gate's here, or I'd whoop your ass.
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I'm with Woody, guys.
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I couldn't leave Brickleberry even
if I had to take a 50% pay cut!
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Sounds good, Steve! I'm
giving you a 50% pay cut!
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Thank you. Great idea, Sir.
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Damn it.
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Welcome to Brickleberry
National Park, my friends.
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Ow! What? I swear to
God, he asked to see it.
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Ow!
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Ooh, look at that! These
dot bots are incredible!
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They work hard and don't complain,
unlike those quitters you call friends.
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Gotta respect those
stupid assholes, though.
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They stuck to their guns.
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How 'bout me? I did
exactly what you wanted.
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Damn right, you did.
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Hey, Dottie! Two lemonades.
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One for me and one for my
submissive bitch, Steve.
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Woody, this is not gonna work out.
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I mean, they're robots.
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Here are the two
lemonades you requested.
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Or maybe I shouldn't
be so quick to judge.
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The panda's mating season
is from July to September.
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Yeah, eat that bamboo.
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Hey, keep it down.
I'm trying to watch TV.
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Look, Ajay, a talking bear!
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He is much like the Teddy Ruxpin,
a children's toy from the mid-1980s.
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You would simply insert
audio cassettes into his anus
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and he would read fables to you.
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Listen, you're not gonna ruin my
life with your annoying work ethic.
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Now loosen up, have some fun.
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Let's watch some Asian porn
together like gentlemen.
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Pandas don't do it for
us. Do you have any cows?
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I can't believe Steve did this to us.
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It's okay, Connie. We'll
just find new jobs here.
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In this inbred, hick town?
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I take offense to that. I is the Mayor.
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Now I is the Mayor.
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You better gimme back
my goddamn Mayor hat!
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Politics.
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What's more offensive to you?
9/11 jokes or 7-Eleven jokes?
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Mm?
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Hey, Steve, check this out.
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I think I've seen your
mother. She's bow-legged
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from your fat head
coming through her wagina.
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Nice. If either one of us
had hands, I'd high-five you.
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Mr. Steve, I can't believe
they disrespect you like that.
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Ah, it's okay. They're my buddies.
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- I'm not your buddy, dick hole!
- Eh, me neither, dick hole!
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Uh, you're Dottie, right?
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Actually, my name is Rakshapani.
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Oh, uh, I'm Steve.
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I know. You are the top
ranger here at Brickleberry.
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Really? You know what?
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We should grab dinner some
time, rock... shit... pony.
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We've looked everywhere.
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There's no job openings in this town.
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- This place looks promising.
- Ethel, I think that's a titty bar.
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- I don't know if we should...
- Yeah!
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Tit-ty bar! Tit-ty bar!
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Come in, come in!
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Jesus, this business
is getting so stale.
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What do you want?
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What do we have here?
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You! You're the world's
next stripping sensation!
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Well, guys, this is a...
this is a tough decision,
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but I'm going to do it. I'm
gonna do it for all of us.
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Okay, Sir, I will agree to
expose my perfect body for money.
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Not you, skinny tits. There's
a million just like you.
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I'm talking about her!
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- Me?
- Her?
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- You blind, right?
- Shut your face!
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My whole career I've
been looking for an act
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so unconventional that it
will shake up the industry.
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I've got big plans. I'm
going to make you a star!
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Mm, I don't know, Mister.
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It's Jorge. Come on! I'll
even hire these two freaks.
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- Okay, I'll do it.
- Yes!
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You'll be our new DJ, and you
can mop up the peep booths.
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- What?
- Man. I hate DJ-ing.
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- You want to switch jobs?
- Really?
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Hell, no! I love DJ-ing. Have
fun mopping up that semen.
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Aw, you guys are working again.
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Come on, put him down. I've got
a really important job for you.
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Now, if one of you
could rape the other one,
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this would be just like game of thrones.
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And that is why Jesus could beat
Gandhi in mixed martial arts.
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Oh, Steve, you know so
much about everything.
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I hope to one day become
a great ranger like you.
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True, I am a great ranger, but I'm...
I, uh, let my friends down recently.
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I'm sure you did everything you could.
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You're a good man, Steve.
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Oh, rock shit pony. I
love how you just get me.
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Usually I hate foreigners, I'm gonna
be honest, but you guys I hate way less.
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This has been very much fun.
Unfortunately, we must get back to work.
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Back to work at this hour? Come on!
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Mr. Woody has advised me we do
not get time off to sleep even.
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- Well, don't listen to him.
- How do you don't listen?
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See, here in America, the only person
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you should take orders from
are your friends, like me.
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When your boss tells you to do
something, it's just a suggestion.
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The goal should be to do as
little work as humanly possible.
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Really? What else should
we know about America?
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I cannot believe we are at
a real American strip party.
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I know. I will now produce precipitation
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using this low-denominational currency.
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So, mahogany man. Are you
ready to introduce the girls?
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Yeah. I took it upon myself
to do a little research.
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Hey, y'all, it's your boy, Dirty D,
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the only DJ that tells
it like it really is.
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Up next to the stage is a hot young lady
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who was sexually abused by
her special needs brother.
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She blamed herself and
picked up a nasty meth habit.
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Please, show her some
love and maybe she won't
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cry herself to sleep tonight.
Welcome Kandy to the main stage!
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There you are! Woody is pissed.
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You guys should be at work!
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Hey, lard face, we are in America now.
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This is how the game is played.
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Yes, it's time to be
lazy, wear the Levi,
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eat the french fry, and see the titty.
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Oh.
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Hey, Ethel. What are you doing here?
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My new job, the official mayonnaise
mopper thanks to you, Steve.
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This'll look great on my resume.
235
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It's not that bad of a gig.
236
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Hey. Ethel! I need you
in the champagne room!
237
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It looks like a pinkberry
exploded in there!
238
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Up next is Crystal.
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She'll be shakin' that
ass to buy baby formula.
240
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She's on probation for stealin' Huggies
and she lives in a 1980 Monte Carlo!
241
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:54,900
The only thing lower than her
hourly rates is her self-esteem.
242
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So let's get rock hard for Crystal!
243
00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:10,450
All right, Ajay. I got
50 on Mohindernanthan.
244
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:14,020
What in the hell is going on?
You're not even allowed in here!
245
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We do the ping pong with the bear.
246
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,060
I thought I told you to drag
that trash into the lake!
247
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We did not feel like it.
248
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,060
Didn't f... you robots are dead meat!
249
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I am doubling your work! The
work that you are doing now,
250
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your going to be doing twice
as much of it! Doubling!
251
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You ever heard of that, ra...?
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Mmm.
253
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Mmm.
254
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Whoa! What the hell
are you doing, Steve?
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This is even weird for you.
256
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,050
Woody, I, uh...
257
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:50,420
Steve you cannot have
sex with the robots!
258
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:53,430
She needs to be working. I don't
want you to see her anymore.
259
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:56,860
- But, Sir...
- I'll handle this, Dottie.
260
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Whatever you say, Woody.
I won't see her anymore.
261
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What? What are you doing, Steve?
262
00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:04,360
Sorry, Dottie. You heard what he said.
263
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:07,610
In love with a robot. Steve,
you stupid son of a bitch.
264
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,380
No wonder your friends
don't respect you.
265
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:14,220
You don't even respect yourself.
266
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:24,320
Dottie. Look, I'm sorry.
267
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:28,030
What! Who are you?
Where's rock shit pony?
268
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,510
Oh, Rakshapani's dead.
269
00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,360
- What?
- No, no, no, no, no.
270
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,160
Rakshapani was raped by a wizard.
271
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,990
- What?
- I mean she quit.
272
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Sorry.
273
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:42,540
All right, Denzel. Connie's next.
274
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Give our star a proper intro!
275
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Next up, guys, we have something
276
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I'm sure you've never seen
before and never wanted to.
277
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A plus-size lesbian, with abnormal
enlargement of the clitoris.
278
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Give me that!
279
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:59,630
Are you ready for the most unique
new talent you've ever seen, guys?
280
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Please welcome the world's
newest stripping legend, Con-nie!
281
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,920
Go! Yes!
282
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,620
What the hell is that?
283
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:41,270
Yes, they love you!
Show them the 7-10 split!
284
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Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie!
285
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Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie!
286
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:16,130
Hey, hey! Wait a minute!
287
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,900
Skinny tits, where the
hell shit is Connie?
288
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,080
She's missing practice.
289
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:26,610
- Uh, where do you think you're going?
- I need to see Connie.
290
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,010
You got an appointment?
291
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,050
Hey, you don't have an appointment.
292
00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:32,880
Here's the peeled grapes you asked for.
293
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,020
Feed me.
294
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,970
All right, don't you think you're
taking this diva stuff a little too far?
295
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:38,430
It's not like you.
296
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,240
Jorge said you blew off practice again?
297
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,310
I don't have time for
that. I'm a Goddess,
298
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:47,080
not a plain girl like you.
I deserve star treatment.
299
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,010
- I can't believe...
- Feed me!
300
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:52,420
We want Connie! We want Connie!
301
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:55,750
Connie, what are you doing? It's
time to go on. Your fans await.
302
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,520
Even the Mayor is here
with his Mayor hat.
303
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,840
I'll go on when I feel like it!
304
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:03,000
What happen to you? You get
too big for your britches!
305
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,800
You don't practice, your cooch-hoop
has become loose and undisciplined.
306
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,430
You get down on your knees and beg me.
307
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,870
Fak ju! I don't beg for anybody!
308
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,940
Okay, I beg. Come on, Connie, please.
309
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:17,060
Please, Connie, please.
310
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:20,440
Hit me! Hit me!
311
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,980
Hey! That was just a joke.
312
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,380
Let her try again.
313
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,910
Yeah, so if I stretch real far...
314
00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:52,510
If I stretch as far as I can, I can
just touch the helmet with my tongue.
315
00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,810
Uh, Steve. I'm actually
happy to see you.
316
00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:57,080
Hey, Woody, can I talk to you for...
317
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,350
Yeah, thanks to outsourcing, Steve,
318
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,620
Brickleberry's budget
is back in the black.
319
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,720
Check it out. Look at
all the money we saved.
320
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,730
- How much did that bulletin board cost?
- All the money we saved.
321
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:08,930
Look, Woody, I need some time off.
322
00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:11,660
I'm flying to India to get
back the love of my life.
323
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:15,170
Hold on. Uh, Woody was just telling
me how he tried to suck himself,
324
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:17,550
and somehow you still win most pathetic.
325
00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:20,770
They will be no time off,
and that's final! Get to work!
326
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:23,230
I understand.
327
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:26,500
No.
328
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,100
What did you say, Steve?
329
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:34,070
I said no. Not this time.
330
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:37,450
You're not gonna push me
around. I'm not backing down!
331
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,190
- What?
- Yeah.
332
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:42,090
I'm going to India to
get rock shit pony back.
333
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:45,660
I love her and that's what I'm going
to do, whether you like it or not.
334
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,530
Well then, Steve, you're...
335
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,900
Fired? Good. You treat me like garbage.
336
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:54,230
You can run this place on your own.
I should've left when the others did.
337
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:59,210
Now, if you'll excuse
me, I'm going to India!
338
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,080
Rock shit pony?
339
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,060
Steve?
340
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:19,220
I'm sorry, guys. I guess
I should've practiced more.
341
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,990
I got lazy and let it all go to my head.
342
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:24,430
Ha, looks like you let some
of it go to your ass, too!
343
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,590
It's okay, Connie.
344
00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:28,530
You. You ruined me!
345
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,400
That vagina could have been
bigger than the Beatles!
346
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,370
Too bad it's attached to an egomaniac!
347
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:36,740
Get out! You're fired!
348
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,210
Take the brown one and the
walking stick with tits with you!
349
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:43,690
Well, a compliment, finally!
350
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,520
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
351
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,420
We are just stealing from work.
That is what Americans do, yes?
352
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,590
Yes Mohindernanthan. We are entitled.
353
00:19:57,590 --> 00:20:01,970
My bulletin board! That
is it! You're all fired!
354
00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:05,960
I'm calling your company right now.
355
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,370
Outsourcing of India,
how may I help you?
356
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:12,020
What? I can't understand you!
Let me speak to an Indian!
357
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,860
Ah. So sorry, but entire
customer service department
358
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:17,470
has been outsourced to south Korea.
359
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:20,170
Ugh! Goddamn it!
360
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,970
All right, I stand corrected.
361
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:28,010
Those turban-ators were
even worse than you.
362
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:31,010
Steve convinced me to give
you your old jobs back.
363
00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:34,550
At full pay, with better health
benefits, and safer working conditions.
364
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:36,110
And I get a three hour work day.
365
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,400
- Fine!
- Week.
366
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,380
- Fine!
- Month.
367
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:41,550
- Whatever! Just get back to work.
- Ugh! You hired them back?
368
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,120
What happened to my robots?
369
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,600
Don't worry about them. Some
stupid ass will hire 'em.
370
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,300
I (Bleep) Love...
371
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,970
America!
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