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This is going to hurt.
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One more for papa.
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Yeah.
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Looking good.
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Looking sweet! Uh-huh!
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J' space truckin' 'round the stars I
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I come on j'
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I come on j'
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I come on j'
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j' let's go space truckin',
come on j“
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I come on j'
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I come on j'
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j' space truckin' j'
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I remember when
we did the moon shot? I
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huh! Huh!
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Don't wait up for daddy, Eli.
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J' we'd move
to the canaveral moonstop j'
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I and every 'naut
would dance and sway j'
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I we got music
in our solar system j'
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j' we're space truckin'
'round the stars I
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I come on j'
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I come on j'
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I come on j'
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j' let's go space truckin',
come on j“
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I come on j'
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I come on j'
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j' space truckin' j'
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j' the fireball that we rode
was moving j'
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I but now we got a new machine I
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j' yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I
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j“ the freaks said,
"man those cats can really swing"...J'
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We close in 10 minutes.
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I'm well aware.
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Set me down a Moscow mule
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and two of whatever
the lady's having.
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It's rosewood.
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Hand-carved by Italian artisans.
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You know how people always say
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you shouldn't put your hand
in front of a speeding train?
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I guess.
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Well, what those people
don't know
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is that sometimes
there's an eight-year-old boy
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stuck on the tracks.
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You saved him.
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In a lot of ways, he saved me.
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But, yeah, I saved him
from certain death
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30 years ago to this day.
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But, you know,
losing my clumsy old meathook
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wasn't too big of a price to pay.
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But I do like to honor it every year
by getting blackout drunk.
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J' let's go space truckin'... j'
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care to join me?
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Ash: Oh! Yeah!
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J' space truckin'... j'
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yeah! That sounds good!
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You like that, huh?
You like my wood?
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Oh! Please!
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I'm getting a little winded.
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Maybe we take a break
and focus on me for a bit.
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- Just a little more.
- Okay.
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Oh! Yes!
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I'm coming! I'm coming!
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We're coming for you.
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Jesus!
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What's wrong? What happened?
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I was so close.
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Well, it's just, uh...
Something happened
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that hasn't happened
in, like, 30 years.
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Ooh. I got to jet.
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Really?
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Well, I could finish,
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but I got to be quick.
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Oh! Let's go!
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Yeah! There you go!
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- Yeah! Yeah.
- Oh, oh, yes!
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Oh, yes!
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J' we're surround by glory j'
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I and we're j'
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j' we're space truckin' j'
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j' around the stars I
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I come on j'
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I come on... j'
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There you are.
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What the...
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How'd you get in there?
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Hey, what's the ink?
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Woman: It's from a French poem.
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Do you know any poetry?
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Mmm.
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That shit drives me wild.
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Well...
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It ain't French, but, uh...
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I got a little something for you.
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Check this out. Come here.
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Look at that shit.
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- Yeah.
- That is fucking dope shit.
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It's inked in blood. Here we go.
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Try this piece of poetry.
It'll blow your mind.
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Kunda...
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Tranya...
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Verata.
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Ash: Mesartra.
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Mesartra!
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Mistropene.
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Mistropene!
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Fuck.
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Man: Neighbors report a woman
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screaming for her life.
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I was kind of expecting
a shit show.
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Yeah, quiet's not good, either.
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What's that?
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You take the front.
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State police.
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Anyone here?
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Carson.
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John.
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Something's not right here.
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John: Oh, my god.
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Ma'am?
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State police, ma'am.
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I'm going to need you
to put your hands up.
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You need to do
what he says, lady.
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Hands up. Nice and slow.
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What did she say?
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I said...
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Burn in hell!
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We know who you are!
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What the hell was that?
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Aah!
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I'm going to cut you up
into little pieces!
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Carson!
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Ah!
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Aah!
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Don't.
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Don't shoot me.
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Please, Amanda.
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I'm your friend.
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I need you.
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You need me?
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I need you...
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To die.
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Aah!
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Yeah, hi.
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I came in there many years ago
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and we chatted about
a particular book.
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It was, uh,
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bound in human flesh,
inked in blood.
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Anyway, I might need
some help translating that.
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Oh. Okay, great.
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Yeah, I'll see you soon.
Thank you.
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Morning, Vivian!
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Hey, I wonder if I can ask you
a teeny favor.
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Some things have come up
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and, well, I may have to
leave town soon.
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Oh, honey-pie, that's a shame.
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Any chance you could tidy up
my trailer while I'm gone?
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No heavy lifting, of course.
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Just a little dusting,
some dishes,
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oil up the hitch,
make sure it's ready to go,
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and drain the wastewater tank?
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Uh, anything for you,
you sweet little muffin.
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Really get in there, okay?
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Conquer those clogs.
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Thank you, my delicious cookie.
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Woman's voice: Ash.
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Ash.
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Ash.
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Aah!
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We are near.
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Your time comes again.
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Watch out, you idiot!
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Ah, shut up.
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Okay, I'll just get my check,
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and I'll be in saginaw
before nightfall.
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Hey, Mr. Roper.
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My dear friend Eli is sick,
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so I got to take off early,
you know, to look after him.
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Anyway I can pick up my check
before I go?
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Are you really going to use
your fucking lizard
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as an excuse
to get out of work again?
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Look, you retard...
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And I can say "retard"
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because my gardener
is a huge one...
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I know all about you.
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You think you can't get fired
because you have seniority?
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Well...
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Okay, technically, you're correct,
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but that doesn't mean
I have to help you.
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So to be clear,
that's a nay-no on the paycheck?
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You get your pay
at the end of the day.
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That's store policy.
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Now take these
light bulbs out back
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and don't break them.
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Okay, Mr. Roper.
Right away, sir.
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Shh.
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- I got this.
- Aw, thanks, Pablo.
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Oh, great news.
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I got some Turkey burgers.
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You know, we can grill
and watch a little
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"Monday night raw" tonight
if you want.
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Aw, tonight's bad.
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I mean, actually,
I just came in to get my check
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because I may have to skip town.
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What? No, you can't leave.
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You're, like, the coolest thing
about this place.
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That's very true,
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but I may have a, uh, situation.
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Hey, man, tell me what's up.
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Maybe I can help you.
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I wish I could,
but with all due respect,
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your tiny brain is a lot safer
with my problems inside it.
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Hey, man, I seen a lot
between Honduras and here.
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- Try me.
- Honduras?
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You said you were from New Jersey.
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Oh, did I?
I am... was from there.
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Anyway, hey, look,
it's a terrible thing
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that you're leaving right now
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because I just got
my upstairs neighbor hired.
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That's one more person
to look out for you, you know,
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like, when you take your naps
or you come in late
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or don't come in at all.
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Well, I do love
a partner in crime.
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Where is he?
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Right there.
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Right there. Aisle three.
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Ash: Sweet musical Jesus!
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That's your friend?
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Aw, she's filthy... and fine.
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She's very attractive, I know.
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Hey, I try not
to look at her like that.
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- That must be difficult.
- It is.
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She haunts my dreams.
Just kidding.
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She does, though.
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Well, I should say my good-byes.
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Nice day, huh?
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Just wanted to say I'm sorry
I have to leave you so soon.
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I don't even know you.
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And now you never will...
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Which is fine,
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because you really never
could have had me anyway.
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Had you?
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Are you out of your mind?
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I know.
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It sounds crazy, doesn't it?
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I'm old, graying,
10 pounds overweight.
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- 10?
- Okay, 30 pounds overweight,
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but it doesn't matter.
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At some point,
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the thought would have
occurred to you.
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Do me a favor, will you?
Thank your mother for me.
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She passed her genes down to you
in all the right places.
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My mother died in a car accident
six months ago.
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Wow. Phew.
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Um, you know, in the future,
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you might want to just say
"sure, I'll tell her."
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Because a bomb like that
on somebody you just met
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is downright rude.
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But you know what? You're young.
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You'll figure it out.
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Good-bye forever, Kelly.
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Touch me again,
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and you're going to need
another wooden hand.
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Okay, wait.
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Another wooden hand
in place of my real hand?
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Or another wooden hand
in place of my wooden hand?
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Your real hand!
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Touchy.
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Morning, guys.
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- Hey.
- Good morning.
270
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,305
- Coffee?
- Yeah.
271
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,141
Sure.
272
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,153
Amanda.
273
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,780
I can't imagine
what you're going through,
274
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,324
but you'll be back to work
before you know it.
275
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,827
Yeah, maybe,
276
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:49,832
if I can clear and internal affairs
homicide inquest,
277
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,710
plus or minus a psych evaluation.
278
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,506
I don't know.
279
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,300
I don't know.
280
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,870
Are you all right?
281
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,706
Yeah, I, um...
282
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,543
I just...
Just thought I saw something.
283
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:38,380
But I can't really trust
my eyes these days.
284
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,174
There's nothing wrong
with your eyes.
285
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,218
Sometimes what you think you saw
286
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,762
is exactly what you saw.
287
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,069
Mr. Roper: Hey, William!
288
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,071
Bing those bulbs back here!
289
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,406
Okay, Mr. Roper!
290
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,374
Hey! Man working here!
Lights on!
291
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,419
Who's there?
292
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,265
Who's there?
293
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,619
Hmm.
294
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,300
Hmm.
295
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,803
Hmm.
296
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,353
Hiyah!
297
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,773
Ah!
298
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,902
Get off me! Get off me!
299
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,364
Aah!
300
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,015
Little Lori hate you!
301
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,351
Aah!
302
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,943
You going to be okay?
303
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:09,031
Little Lori hate you!
Little Lori kill you!
304
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,204
Aah!
305
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,373
No, no! No! No!
306
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,633
Hey.
307
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,343
What the hell was that?
308
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:43,399
Let me ask you something, Pablo.
309
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:46,568
Do you believe
in the existence of evil?
310
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,570
A force of nature
capable of giving rise
311
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,406
to all things wicked?
312
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,909
My uncle is a shaman.
313
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,911
We called him El brujo.
314
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,623
And when I was kid he would say,
315
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:02,084
"pablito, fear the evil.
316
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,921
The devil is always waiting
in the shadows."
317
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,424
Man, I always thought
it was the mescal talking,
318
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,302
but after seeing this,
I think he was right.
319
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:17,933
I'm going to tell you something
I've never told anyone.
320
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,936
30 years ago my friends and I
spent the night at a cabin.
321
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,605
We found a book...
322
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:26,608
"Necronomicon ex mortis"...
323
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,278
"The book of the dead."
324
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,116
Certain passages were recited.
325
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,453
It awoke something
in the woods...
326
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:41,623
Something dark, evil.
327
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,626
It got into my hand
and it went bad,
328
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,629
and so... I lopped it off
at the wrist.
329
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,300
It possessed my friends.
330
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:57,306
My girlfriend, Linda, she...
331
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,147
I was the only one to escape,
332
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,317
and for the past 30 years,
I've been hiding out.
333
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,652
And now, because I screwed up,
334
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,822
read from that book
one lousy time,
335
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,449
evil has found me.
336
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,827
That's why I'm taking off,
like, right now.
337
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,704
Catch you flip-flop, good buddy.
338
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,998
El brujo said something else,
339
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,834
that only one man would rise
to stand against it.
340
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,669
He called him El jefe.
341
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,508
I think it's you, ash.
342
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,343
You got the wrong guy.
343
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,180
What? I don't believe that.
344
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,348
And neither do you.
345
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:40,658
Woman on TV:
At the woodsman bar...
346
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,351
Woodsman bar?
347
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,144
That's where I was last night.
348
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:48,190
Where a large sinkhole
has suddenly opened up.
349
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:51,318
Don't you see that
it's happening all around you?
350
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:53,195
You got the wrong jefe, chief.
351
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,881
Hey, come on.
You fought this thing before.
352
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,824
Maybe you just got to finish
what you started.
353
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,201
You listen to me.
354
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,537
Whatever I was,
that was a long time ago.
355
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,539
Let it choose somebody else now.
356
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,707
Me, I'm cutting out.
357
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,668
You can't outrun evil, ash.
358
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:12,381
Watch me!
359
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,402
Dad? Dad? Are you okay?
360
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,903
You're... cutting in and out.
361
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,405
- Something...
- What?
362
00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:39,408
- Happened, okay?
- Dad, are you okay?
363
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,243
It's just that, well,
364
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,650
I came downstairs this morning,
365
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,389
and you know that book
that your mom gave me?
366
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:47,416
That god awful French historical novel
that I never got through?
367
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,584
It was the table.
368
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:49,751
And then later,
369
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,438
when I came downstairs
after my shower,
370
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:55,090
then the whole place was, like,
smelling like pancakes.
371
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,969
Oh, my god.
372
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,183
Someone's there.
373
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,768
- Jesus.
- Who?
374
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,105
- She's here.
- Dad, who?
375
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,107
Who is there?
376
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,985
Dad?
377
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,945
Dad? Dad?
378
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,448
She's... she's at the door.
379
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,620
Oh, my god, she's coming inside.
380
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,123
Oh, god.
381
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,876
- She's here.
- Dad? Da...
382
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,467
What did you see?
383
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,802
My... my mother.
384
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:45,974
But she died sixth months ago.
385
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,310
Shen
386
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,146
- I got to get to my dad's.
- Um...
387
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,315
I'm... I'm going to take you.
388
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,988
Start the bike.
I'm right behind you.
389
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,034
What are you doing?
390
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,202
I'm leaving?
391
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,829
No, you're not.
392
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:30,018
Aah! Aah!
393
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,187
Shit!
394
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,022
Hey! I got this!
395
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,532
Hold on!
396
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,034
Hey! Hey!
397
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,036
You haven't finished
your fucking shift!
398
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:52,249
Aah!
399
00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,274
Carson's shirt.
400
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,780
It did happen.
401
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,997
Hey, I said I need
to get to my dad's.
402
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,165
What are we doing here?
403
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:16,625
We're here to see someone.
404
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,627
He's the only guy
I think can help us.
405
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,670
- Okay.
- I just hope that he will.
406
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,759
Oh, this idiot? Are you kidding?
407
00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,926
- He can't help with anything.
- Relax, sweetheart.
408
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,569
I'm not sticking my neck
out for anybody.
409
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,307
In fact, I'm just about
to haul noogies.
410
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,488
All right, I'm out of here.
411
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,168
What is that?
412
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,469
What the hell?
413
00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:32,367
Well, whatever this thing is,
it's found you.
414
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,327
There is no more running.
415
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:37,539
Are you going to own up
to who you are or not?
416
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,919
I guess we'll find out.
417
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:53,472
Kelly!
418
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,600
Pablo: Let her go!
419
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,730
Ash! Ash!
420
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,441
Do something, please!
421
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,614
Help me. Help me, please.
422
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:20,415
Whoa!
423
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,141
Aah! Damn it!
424
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,106
Just leave us alone!
425
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,609
Leave us all alone!
426
00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:00,038
Are they gonna get in?
427
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:03,792
Oh, they're coming in, all right,
428
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:07,504
and it ain't for shabbos dinner.
429
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,798
I need this.
430
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:11,925
Yah!
431
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,491
Mommy should have
taught you to knock.
432
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,871
Thought I could hide.
What a joke.
433
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,667
Who are you?
434
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:50,171
You seem so... different.
435
00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:53,133
I told you
it would cross your mind.
436
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,012
Okay, but can we go
to my dad's now?
437
00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:59,180
Because I think he's
in some serious shit.
438
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,516
Sorry, but your old man's
gonna have to wait.
439
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:04,686
First thing I got to do
is a see a guy about a book.
440
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,187
There must be
some spell I can say
441
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,273
to undo all this.
442
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,192
The other first thing
I got to do is some cardio,
443
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:12,503
because my heart
is jackhammering
444
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:13,820
like a quarterback
on prom night.
445
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,071
You don't understand.
446
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,198
My mom was dead, and now...
447
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,159
And now a whole lot more
people will die
448
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:22,329
if I don't get to the bottom
of what's in this little baby.
449
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,247
Please.
450
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,874
Sorry, kiddo.
This ain't a charity.
451
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,543
What we're up against
only understands one thing...
452
00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:50,357
Vivian.
453
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,528
Aah!
454
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:57,781
Bitch!
455
00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:01,910
We found you, ash.
456
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,954
It is time to test
457
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:08,124
the mettle of man.
458
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,794
We await...
459
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,128
Await what?
460
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,657
- Aah! Aah!
- No! No!
461
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,742
No! No! No!
462
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,162
Pablo!
463
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:51,126
No! Get away from her,
you fucking old bitch!
464
00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:13,898
Ash! Ash, wake up, jefe!
465
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,484
Ash!
466
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,988
Aw, stop fussing, muffin.
467
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:24,659
I just want to put these
through your eyes.
468
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,413
Jefe, wake up!
469
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,543
Ash, the chainsaw!
470
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,670
Ash! Ash!
471
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,274
Aah!
472
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,076
Yo, granny.
473
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,371
Hope you took your geritol.
474
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,124
Because it's time to dance!
475
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:18,171
Aah!
476
00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:30,433
Aah!
477
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,918
You were right.
478
00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:58,419
No more running.
479
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,257
It's good to see you, jefe.
480
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,759
It's good to be back.
481
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,427
How does it feel?
482
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,680
Groovy.
483
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,438
I come along, if you care j'
484
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,276
I come along, if you dare I
485
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:26,823
I take a ride to the land
inside of your mind I
486
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,951
j' beyond the seas of thought I
487
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:33,121
j' beyond the realm of what I
488
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:36,124
j“ across the streams
of hope and dreams I
489
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,793
j' where things are really not I
490
00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:42,130
I come along, if you care j'
491
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,466
I come along, if you dare I
492
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:51,681
I take a ride into the land
inside of your mind I
493
00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:54,475
I but please realize I
494
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,812
j' you'll probably be surprised I
495
00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,815
j' for it's the land unknown to man j'
496
00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:04,152
j' where fantasy is fact I
497
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,655
I so if you can,
please understand I
498
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:14,537
I you might not come back. I
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