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Previously on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- Put your drink down.
- No.

We're gonna go now, though.

Diana, help her.
- Of course.

- I love you all.
-

Come on.
Let's go.

Good luck.

I want to eat a meal,
and, like,

be okay with it.

- Have you sought treatment?
- I need to.

It's time, but I don't know
what's gonna come out.

You know
what's gonna come out?

A better Crystal.

I asked Crystal, "Have you
sought professional help?"

"No."
both: What?

She said that?

My mom passed in hospice,

and I'm still in shock,
I think.

- How are you feeling, Rinna?
- It's just--

it hasn't really hit me,
I don't think.

I didn't mean
to hurt you or Harry.

I'm sorry.

- You did say you were sorry.
- I did.

And I have to move on now.

You talk out
of both sides of your mouth.

- Well, so do you.
- No, I don't.

And you know what?
you.

Get out of my house.

If you're gonna talk like this,
you should leave.

I don't need the spotlight.

I shine just fine.

Hi, I'm karma,

and yes, I am a bitch.

You can take all my things

and you won't have taken a thing that matters.

The only thing better than having it all

is having even more.

If you want a seat at my table,

you best mind your manners.

They say talk is cheap,

but in Beverly Hills, it can cost you.

I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose,

and that makes me dangerous.

When you're the real deal,

you don't have to pretend.

♪

♪

- Hi, guys!
- Hello.

It's so great
to see you both.

Let me see.
It looks great.

I haven't seen you in so long.
- Such beautiful teeth.

You guys ready? - Yeah, let's do it.

PK, you wanna go first?

Okay, so you may have a seat.

How are you?

- I'm good, thank you.
- Good?

I'm looking forward
to getting my teeth cleaned.

Honey, you do realize you're
not gonna be able to speak

for, like, ten minutes.

That means I get to do
all the talking.

Honey,
that's normal life for me...

-
- With you.

About two years ago, PK
decided to get his teeth done.

PK's, like, basically smiling
all the time now.

Go ahead and swish
for ten seconds.

So I had to get my teeth done.

I mean, you're not a real couple

unless you do your teeth together.

There he is.
- How are you?

- There he is.
- Long time no see.

The best dentist
in the whole entire world.

It's so good to see you.

You guys are aging in reverse.
- I am, anyway.

Seriously, I think
the new teeth spearheaded,

like, a whole--
- Yes, it did.

- Looking fantastic.
- Yes.

But why didn't any of that
happen for me then?

I mean, sh--'s gone down
since I've had these teeth--

a home invasion, a DUI.

I mean, these teeth
don't appear to be that lucky.

I'm not happy
that PK didn't tell me

about his police encounter...

I decided because
I wasn't booked or such,

that I wasn't gonna tell you
the whole thing happened.

Are you kidding me?

The only reason why you did

is because you needed me
to pick your car!

Yes.

But it doesn't make me
lose all trust in him.

Seriously, gentle.

Of course, if he makes another mistake,

I may not be so easy on him.

The Bugatti?

- The party?
- Oh!

- The party.
- No, he said

he's gonna buy me a Bugatti.

I think
I actually heard him say,

"I've got Bugattis
for both of you guys."

Yeah.

Yes, so I've been involved
with this charity.

It's called
Homeless Not Toothless.

- Okay.
- For people

that couldn't afford
getting their teeth cleaned,

getting them done.

Oh, I like that.

So PK and I are putting on

a little event.

I'm on the board
of this charity...

Homeless Not Toothless.
- Oh, wow.

Sharon Stone
is on the board with me.

Yeah, yeah. That's a big one.

I feel very privileged.

It's a really incredible...

Beautiful charity.
- Great.

So I'm gonna have a dinner at home.

That sounds fun. - I love that.

I'm comin' with my bells on.

I'm so excited.

So if you're in town, I'd love
for you and your wife to come.

Yeah, I'd love to.

Maybe we can select

a well-deserving person,

and we can do a gift
of a smile.

- I love that.
- Yeah.

Sharon Stone and I used to be neighbors.

When she got involved
with Homeless Not Toothless,

she knocked on my door and she
said, "This is a great charity.

You should really look
into it," and so, I did.

It was a charity that didn't have a lot of attention,

and I felt like

I could do something
to bring even more awareness.

- No cleanup.
- Okay.

Wow, they look beautiful, baby.

Have you got a picture
of the befores?

- Yeah.
- Let's have a look.

Oh, my God, I'm not sure I'm
prepared to look at it again.

- Oh, yes.
- Oh, my God, PK!

That's when I met you.

Look at that.
- That is what I married.

That's
what I had children with.

- That's love.
- That is love!

No, can you imagine
what a catch I am?

Seriously.

If I could manage
to pull Dorit with those teeth.

♪

I can never remember
where we put my key.

Yeah, it would
probably be helpful

if it was on your keychain.

Also, I don't know
how to close down the store.

You probably should
know that though, right?

For your store. - Okay.

I sometimes play stupid.
I do know how to do it.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

♪

Hello.

- Hi.
- Hi.

You're so, like, fancy.

Okay, because
I just literally call this

"the kitchen sink outfit."
I just--

You keep this
on your kitchen sink?

Yes.

Let's sit here. - Okay, let's sit here.

Hi.

Okay, that was a lot of work.

I might not look COVID-y,
but I'm just exhausted.

- Well, I'm gonna tell you...
- It takes the life out of you.

Porter has been working

at the store...
- Okay.

And she told me today
that she has a sore throat.

Do you wanna come work
for my store?

'Cause apparently
I have to hire some people.

- You better be paying a lot.
- I pay commission.

You could make a lot of money.
- No, I could wor--

I'm really good at sales.

You know I used
to work in clothing?

My first job in retail
was Victoria's Secret.

I was 16 years old.

I ended up getting fired
the same day

'cause I was too young.

So I walked right across into Finish Line.

Here's the thing:
I hate feet,

but I got, like,
three bucks commission

if you sold the shoe cleaner.

Killed it.

How are you?
How was Sábado?

- It was terrible.
- Well, I--okay.

Full disclosure,
I saw Lisa yesterday.

Ugh!

I heard her side.

- Lisa blew up at me.
- Well, she said she's angry.

No, she said
she's very angry at you.

Well, she didn't
say that at lunch

when it was just me and her.
- Right.

But when
she has her audience,

then she can explode

and look at me
like she's going to kill me.

Do you wanna resolve it?

Do you want it
to be over with, or--

I--you know, I've done
everything that I can.

This is on her.

It's not on me.
- Right.

Well, I'm sick
of talking about Lisa.

Tell me
what's going on with you,

because
you have not talked to me

about what's going on lately.

I talked to Rinna about
Amelia's eating disorder,

'cause she's anorexic--
she was anorexic.

Rinna told me that

everyone was talking about it
the other day, which is fine.

It did come up, about your
eating disorder and whatnot,

so that was talked about
the other day.

- Okay.
- People are--

- Concerned.
- You can get the right help,

because
I've watched my daughter.

I really do think
that you should

do something about it.
- I guess I'm just like,

is it--is it really
gonna be forever?

You know?
- I personally don't think so.

I forget that,
because it's so normal for me,

how not normal it is
for other people,

'cause they don't know
much about it,

so, you know, I understand
that bringing it out

is, you know,
concerning for people, so...

Uh-huh.

It seemed to me, like,

not out of--

I don't know.
- Say it.

I don't know
if the concern was, like,

grave concern, or...

I don't--
- Like, judging me?

A little.

Because I have
an eating disorder?

Or, "What is this?"

This is a lifelong journey.

This is not, like,
"You have enough money.

You have enough time."

Like, I have all the access
to find the right people.

It's a disorder.
- Right.

I'll make sure
to take a page out

of their perfect plan book.
- Yes.

They don't have any problems.

I'm sure I won't have this,
like, in a week.

I'm sure it's gonna be gone.
- Yeah.

I'm definitely
seeing a pattern

with some of the women
in this group

that my vulnerability

is met with judgment.

I'm confused, Crystal,
right now.

I'm confused.
- She doesn't understand.

I'm never--they're
never gonna understand.

I'm triggered
by what's happening right now.

- I understand that.
- That's all.

Just because
I haven't done everything

doesn't mean that
I haven't done anything.

I still a struggle.

I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry that I told you.
- That's--

No, but I feel bad.

Like, when you talk about why,
it's like,

you know, that's not a question
someone should ask me.

That's a question for myself.

You know?
- Yeah.

It's actually
quite insensitive.

Like...

I wanna resolve it, you know?

I shouldn't have pressure
from people

to make me wanna, you know?

But that's all.

♪

Coming up...

I think I have
a love affair with pain.

So we're gonna go
to your max, okay?

That looks like it hurts.

- It feels amazing.
- Ugh!

♪ Why do you love me?

♪ Would you be there

♪ When I'm drowning
in the depths of my despair? ♪

♪

♪ I just want you to hold me

♪ So I'll never be lonely

My favorite time is

when Asher forgets
that I'm in the house

and he is on the piano singing.

It's just that he doesn't know
that I'm like...

Is that the one
you're working on?

Yeah, these are the two
I'm working on for the shoot.

It's gonna be fun, love.

And it's fun to have you
a part of it as well,

'cause I know
you're always like--

you're the brain
behind all of it.

Asher has had a very sheltered life--

growing up on Broadway,

always being admired on a stage.

He's very sweet.

He's a child.

I'm actually just excited,
'cause it's like, finally...

- It's been a long time.
- The baby is about to be born.

- You're about to give birth.
- I know, I know.

I really feel like
he softened me a lot.

All right, shall we eat? Yeah.
- Yeah.

But he needs my hardness
and my strength,

'cause he's not confrontational
at all

and that's
my number one quality.

Oh, gosh.
I've been craving the caviar.

Oh, my gosh, that is
a giant bucket of caviar.

It's like I'm already
on hormones, pregnant.

I know we had
to move things with...

bumpchkinland
to a later date, right?

It was set for January, but...

- Yeah.
- I wanna have fun, you know?

Yeah, give you
a little bit more time.

- Yeah.
- It's gonna take a few weeks

to, like, recoup and fully
get back to, like, 100%.

You know, things are meant
work out the way they do,

because now, I feel like,
you know, I can carry Eli,

I can do things with Eli...
- Yeah.

'Cause she still wants
to be held and carried.

Yeah, I'd like
to see her a little bit older,

like, closer to two.

So I would start
the hormones and stuff

in, like, let's say mid-March.

When I called Asher and told him

I had a miscarriage and I'm in the hospital,

it's almost like
it shifted our relationship.

He truly grew up pretty fast.

It definitely
brought us much closer.

Every pregnancy,
it's so different.

If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, it doesn't.

We'll keep going.

I think it's great
that we are gonna go again.

The reason that I wanted to have a second baby so fast

is because I had a sibling.

It's more fun when you have a brother or sister.

And truthfully,

I just love having babies.

Who knows what's gonna happen?
- Who knows, right?

I really don't know, yeah.

This is my first learning
curve with having a baby.

It's a lot of work.

I love it, and I wouldn't
change it for the world.

Yeah, and then it's like,
"Oh!

We're having
another bumpchkin."

♪

- Hi.
- Hi.

There's so much going on
at my house,

just so you know.
- I know.

I parked way over there.
You still have

your Christmas stuff?
- I know.

This is all being
taken down today.

There was a lot of chaos
going on.

Dog trainers were here.
- Let's go.

Oh, my God. - The gardeners,

the dog-pooper-picker-upper- whatever.

Hey. How are you?
- Hello.

- Nice to see you.
- You too.

Dustin.
- Erika.

Nice to meet you.
- Erika, Kyle.

Nice to meet you.
- What is this situation?

This is so exciting.
- A little bit of a sound bath.

The last time we heard
a sound bath was in Del Mar.

Is my sister asleep?

Wanna go first?
- Yes.

- Okay.
- So let's start

with your head this way.
- Awesome.

Have you ever done
assisted stretching before?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

So we're gonna go to your max.

You let me know
when you're good, okay?

Okay.

That looks like it hurts.
Ugh!

I think
I have a love affair with pain,

so I just kind of
just lean into it.

This feels amazing.

I am flexible.

It works out great
in all situations.

I can drop it...

when I need to.

Let's let her go.

Am I gonna go
on my front first or my back?

- We can go on your back.
- Okay.

Can I give you
my phone, Erika?

Yeah.

What's your password? No.
- Yeah.

Let me buy some sh-- and
send it to my house real fast.

Oh, my God.

- Ooh, was that a--
- Ow!

- You okay?
- Wow.

Ow, mother of God!

I'm not just bendy.

I actually have something
called hypermobility syndrome.

- Whoo!
- Dang, girl.

This is actually a problem.

You're not supposed to be born like this.

And with that comes
some other ailments.

Oh, that hurts
like a mother----er!

Aah!
- Take your breath.

My arms and legs go numb sometimes.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

I mean, I should've taken this

to Cirque du Soleil
or something,

but no,
here I am wasting my talent.

Thank you.
- Everything looks good, yeah.

Where do I get one of these?

It's a website
called Gongs Unlimited.

Gong--yeah, G-O-N-G-S.

Oh, gongs.
I thought dongs.

No, not Dongs Unlimited.

Thanks.
Have a great day.

We apologize
for being rowdy.

- Do you want any, like, tea?
- Thank you.

Dongs Unlimited sounds like
something in my porn search.

Look how cute
these little cups are.

Oh, my God.

Aren't those so cute,
the little bears?

I have so many questions
to ask.

Well,
how's that dating situation?

Are you still going out
with that same person?

It's okay.
I mean, you know,

it's more of a friendship
than it is a dating thing.

I'm having a lot of sex.
- Okay.

With the same person?
- Mm-hmm.

If you have sex
with the same person,

isn't that considered dating?

No, it's considered sex.

Very innocent.
- What is the age again?

Older.
You know that's my jam--

- Tom older?
- No, younger!

Younger than Tom,
but older than me.

It's so funny.

Like, I haven't seen you
since Diana's.

I feel like I've, like,
missed out on so many things.

Well, I missed out
on that party.

So go ahead.
Ask away.

Oh, you--I was like,
wait, you were there.

That's right.
- I was.

- Can we start with that?
- Yeah.

Garcelle started talking

about you
and alcohol and drinking.

Sometimes, we can't
always be in denial

just for the safety
of our friendship.

I think I'm ultra-sensitive
to if someone says,

"Oh, this person's
drinking too much,"

because it feels
like a label, almost,

and that makes me
go into, like...

I'm a little over this
whole story being circulated

as "Erika has a problem."

I don't ----ing have a problem.
I never have had a problem.

You always realize
who your friends are

in these moments,
you know?

Do you think she was
coming from a bad place?

- Not a good place.
- Garcelle?

Mm-hmm.
No, it's not a good place.

I don't want this.

I don't wanna be on medication.

I don't wanna be
in this position.

I don't wanna be in this house.

I don't wanna ----ing
be anything I am right now,

but you know what?

This is where I'm at,
and God damn it,

I'm fighting my way out of it
the best I can, okay?

I guess the moral of the story
is you can't have a good time

in front of some
of these people, so...

Is everyone gonna be going to
Dorit's black and gold party?

I think so.
I haven't talked

to anyone that's not going.

I'm confused
about what it is.

Okay.
Homeless Not Toothless.

- No, I can't.
- Not--hold on.

I can't with the name.

- The name is wrong.
- It's a lot.

Really?
- It's just wrong.

You're not gonna forget it.

- Definitely not gonna forget.
- Maybe that's a good thing.

Maybe that was the point,
and I don't know

if it's gonna be us
and the dentists.

I can't with this.
I can't.

Bring your spare teeth
to the party.

Oh, shut up, girl.

You're the one
that said it first!

I may just have
to send a check.

I don't know anything
about this.

Coming up...

I'm not so worried.

You just put the lights
back on?

- Yeah.
- Well, it's too bright.

This is why I'm worried!
The anxiety will just--

don't touch the thing!

PK, you're scaring me!

♪

♪ I can't go back any longer ♪

♪ I can't go live in the future ♪

- Are you doing a red lip?
- Some shade of red.

Honey,
what are you gonna wear?

There was a gold jacket
that I was gonna buy,

but Crystal said no.

- It was the craziest jacket.
- Oh.

That's nice,
the gold tie.

It'll work
if you have black on black.

Black on black
with a gold tie?

- Yeah.
- Like, he'll look like

he's, like, working.
- Maybe white.

I prefer white.

That's right.

♪

You ready? - Oh, I'm ready.

Are you ready? - I'm ready.

You ready?
- I'm ready.

But if you see me
seated next to Lisa,

please come
and switch seats with me.

You got it.

God bless America.

Hey, Siri,
FaceTime Rinna, Lisa Rinna.

Reena, Lisa Reena.

Hello, gorgy gorg!

Are you wearing
a wig tonight?

I would say it's pieces.

Nothing too extraordinary.
- Is Harry coming, or he's--

Harry's not coming
because Harry's not going out.

Are you bringing Mau tonight?

Yes, and he's also really
tired because he had COVID too.

My whole family got it
at the same time.

I was so tired, and I was real foggy too.

And I sweat a lot.

Well, you're looking good
and so pretty and young

and fresh as a daisy.

You say all the right words
and things, Kyle.

♪ You know you only living once ♪

♪ Oh, baby, go and get it now ♪

♪ And don't you ever slow down ♪

- Where's my bombshell?
- Where is my baby?

- Wow, you look so hot.
- Baby.

Well done.
Do you like it?

I've gotten--

Wow.

We got the whole black and gold thing going on.

It's like a work of art.

Well, I picked this linen
because I thought

it would be like a dress
that maybe you would wear.

Oh, I love that!

Honey, what dress is that?

Cavalli?
- This is vintage Cavalli.

- Honey, you look so gorgeous.
- Thank you very much.

Hostess with the mostest.

I love the theme,
but I don't like when people

put a dress code that's,
like, difficult to achieve.

I was thinking about having,
like, a barbecue

or something at my house.
- Okay.

Let's just get dolled up.

all: Hi!
- You look so good!

I thought you said

this was a barbecue.
- Barbecue.

Black and gold is not difficult.

I know
each and every one of them

is gonna knock it
out of the park.

So the girls will arrive.

We'll do cocktails, right?
- Mm-hmm.

We'll sit down for dinner
around 7:00.

- Mm-hmm.
- Bear in mind

that our surprise
is coming at 7:00.

If I say, "PK, find me a really good surprise guest,"

he can pull a rabbit
out of the hat.

I had some water damage,

so forgive the ugly curtain.
- You did?

- I was like, oh.
- I like it.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Culture Club!

- Hi, beautiful people.

The lights are gonna go on
at that point.

I can do that.

Why can't someone else
do it, though?

Honey, I can turn
the lights off, baby.

PK, if you mess up
my reveal tonight, mister...

PK thinks dimming the lights
is like manual labor,

and he's not good at manual labor.

I have no confidence right now. None.

Okay, so it's like this?

- Yeah, effectively.
- That's perfect!

I'm not so worried.

You just
put the lights back on?

- Yeah.
- Well, it's too bright.

This is why I'm worried!
The anxiety will just--

don't touch the thing!

PK, you're scaring me!

Call me when the guests arrive.

♪ Okay, bling, bling, bling ♪

♪ Goes the diamonds on my wrist ♪

♪ Don't care what you doin', you ain't doin' it like this ♪

Oh, let me see that dress.

It's great!

Get in here--ah!
Made it.

Put those back on.

These shoes suck!
These are hooker shoes.

They are
really good hooker shoes,

and I'd like to borrow them. - Any time.

I've never been here actually.

- It's beautiful.
- So beautiful.

I love the modern farmhouse.

- Kathy, my love!
- Hello--wow, this is gorgeous.

Beautiful. Happy New Year.
- Thank you.

- Here's the tequila you like.
- Happy everything.

Dwight, got this for you.
So good to see you.

- How are you?
- You look great.

- Thank you. How you doin'?
- Good, thank you.

You know Dwight, PK.

Course I know Dwight.

We know Dwight
through a former friend.

♪

Needless to say,
Dwight is no longer friends

with the former friend.

So, Dwight,
you finally came back

into the PK-Dorit fold?

- It's good to be here.
- Everything is so beautiful.

Oh, Leanne's coming tonight?
- That's Diana.

I love the font.

It's so pretty.

- Hello!
- Is this gold enough for you?

- It's gold.

I think I look
like a pirate's dream--

treasure chest.

I love it.
Where's your boyfriend?

He's filming three-day
concert,

live, virtual,

something, something--
it's very complicated.

- He's so talented.

Yeah, very talented.

'Cause I didn't know
what to expect.

Nine times out of ten--

You couldn't--and you start--
yeah, yeah.

A disaster, and it's like...

- I know.
- "Somebody help."

-
- 911.

♪

This should be fun.

I already took
a shot of tequila.

I'm gonna help you
out of this party.

I'm not gonna
get that ----ed up.

These stairs are always
very challenging

for me in a dress.

But I gotta go,
like, a side thing

and a loodle-doodle-do.

This dress is too short,
too tight, and these heels--

Oh, my God, is this gorgeous!

Oh, wow, hi!

- You look great.
- Kathy!

I've missed you so much.
- I missed you, honey.

-
- You look wonderful.

- Thank you, love.
- How are you? You look wet.

- Yeah, I love it.
- I look wet?

Look how well you go
with the table.

- I love it. I look wet!
- Doesn't she?

It's so beautiful.
- Gorgeous.

Ah, man.

Coming up...

When I got the DUI,

the real lesson is,
when you think you're okay--

- You're not.
- You may not be.

Huh.

♪

This could be the, uh--

this could be the Met Gala,
huh?

I would not wear this
to the Met.

Fun night. How are you, buddy?

- Good.
- You look beautiful.

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you too.

- You look very elegant.
- Thank you.

Oh, I'm so happy
to see you guys!

It is so good to meet you.

Yes.

You have no idea
how upset I am

that your dad's not here Sydney.

Dr. Jay Grossman
has done so much

with Homeless Not Toothless,

and he's poured his heart and soul into it.

He's also a real character.

I've got a few more kids
than you.

So you have how many?

- I'm up to nine.
- You are not up to nine.

I did 23andMe,
and then it said,

"Do you wanna share your DNA?"
and I go, "Yes,"

and then six kids showed up

that I did not have
with my wife.

Oh, my God,
you were a sperm donor.

So apparently,
I donated a lot.

-
- Appearance, unfortunately,

is very important.

Yeah, it gives them
more confidence.

Right, you need teeth.
You need teeth.

And it's hard
to talk without teeth.

- Right.
- Ooh, I remember,

I bought this for you,
didn't I?

This gold purse?
- You did.

I picked that one myself.

You did. Where's your gold?

I'm gonna get it from PK.

- Hi. How are you?
- He got me a present.

He really loves you.

This is a very special treat for us.

- This is important, you guys.
- I appreciate it.

- This is important.
- It means a lot to our family.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I'm so glad. Hi.

- Hello, honey. How are you?
- Hello, hello.

- Gorgeous. You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

How are you?
You look beautiful.

Thank you, my lovebug.

Oh!
They're from Craig's.

Oh, my God. Oh...

- Mau, this is for you, buddy.
- Thank you so much.

That's your
new favorite belt.

I love it.

Why is my husband
opening gifts from PK?

- Kyle, I bought him a present.
- You're so cute!

I think that PK has been
married to Dorit way too long.

Now he's whippin' out
the Versace belts.

Have you been
to Vegas lately?

I have.

I went to Lionel's--
Richie's opening.

When I got pulled for the DUI--
- Yeah.

I had had dinner with Lionel
and John Legend that night.

- Oh, ----.
- And the policeman says,

"Where've you been?"

I said, "Out to dinner."
"Who with?"

I said, "John Legend
and Lionel Richie."

He must've thought
you were an asshole.

He must've thought
I was name-dropping,

do you know what I mean?
- You know you're an asshole.

- That's so funny.
- So that wasn't a great start,

and then the whole thing
went from bad to worse, so...

the real lesson is,
when you think you're okay--

- You're not.
- You may not be.

- Yeah, you're not.
- Yeah.

Huh.

This is when
you really miss a man.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, Sutton.
Welcome, my love.

- Hi.
- Thank you.

This is olive oil
and oregano.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

- It's actually for the chef.
- For the chef?

Do you want it
on your food tonight?

I'm pointing to Dorit.

- Hi, Sutton!
- Hello.

You know I'm going
to the desert...

- How are ya?
- Oh, gosh. I'm good.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

Good. - Lisa's angry,

and she can't let it go.

But what's she gonna do?

Tell me to get the eff
out of Dorit's house?

- Hi, how are you?
- I haven't seen you since--

I know. Out of action.

A long time, right?

When's the last time
everyone was together?

Like, six weeks, I think.

And even tonight, I don't
think Sheree's coming, so...

Well, right,
'cause Sheree has COVID.

Hi. How's it going?
Good. Thank you.

Hi, beautiful.

You are black and gold
enough--

perfect,
and thank you for coming today.

How are you?
Thank you so much.

Thank you.
- Hi, Garcelle.

Oh, my God, I haven't
seen you in so long!

I know. My God.
It's been forever.

- Hi, Garcelle!
- You look beautiful!

Gorgeous.
- Yeah, super cool.

Erika, I cannot get over
the shoes you're wearing.

- These Versace...
- So here's the thing.

Hooker shoes are my favorite.

These shoes are,
like, 15 years old.

They look nice,
the ladies, don't they?

Dorit's dress is beautiful.
Erika's dress is short.

- Hey.
-

- Who wins?
- My wife.

- Don't think so.

If we had to take the wives
out of the "who wins,"

who wins?
- Your wife.

No, both wives are out.

Oh, so I have to pick anybody
but your wife and my wife?

Anybody--yeah, correct.

- All right.
- After three.

One, two, three.

- Rinna.
- Erika.

-
- Oh, you went Rinna, huh?

There you go.

I was telling Garcelle,
we have this friend,

and he's our tax accountant,

and he's a successful,
charming man.

Is this
Garcelle's new husband?

- Yeah, apparently.
- He's, like, debonair.

He dresses so nice.
- But?

He's so charming.
He's so smart.

- What's the problem?
- But?

There's no "but."
- What's the problem?

He's not coming, Garcelle!

Dorit has been mentioning
this guy for about a year now.

I've gotta talk to you
about Don.

He's 60...
- Okay.

But he doesn't look 60.

Oh, okay.

I have a friend,
and he is into you.

Oh.

So why hasn't
he reached out to me yet?

People don't know this
about me,

but I'm actually, like,
a really good matchmaker.

She tried to set me up
with somebody else

and hasn't come
through with it.

It's, like,
a secret superpower I have.

Let's just say--
I mean, I do like nerds.

So he was really excited,

and I thought, listen,
there's no pressure,

but then he got COVID.
- Yeah.

And he was dying to be here.
So he's not.

But anyway,
he's in great shape.

He's a handsome man.

He's just--
he's really charming.

He's lovely.
- You've really been looking

at him a lot, Dorit.

- Are you in love

with this guy, or what?

PK, are you aware?

Coming up...

What made you do that?
That's the answer I want.

- Because--
- When I get it,

I will let it the go!

Dude,
you're getting muscular.

- I don't know.
-

- Why are you saying that?
- You are.

Oh, you're being funny.

Ladies, I'd like to invite
you to sit for dinner,

if you don't mind.
- Okay, let's do it!

Thank you.
Watch your step.

You're right over here.
- Thank you, sweetheart.

Thank you.
- PK, Mauricio, Kyle, okay.

- Hi, honey, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

Crystal, I'm, like,
"I'm gonna wear some, like--

you know, just, like,
a black dress."

- It's perfect.
- You're like, "Yeah, me too."

This is not a "Me too."

By the way, I have this dress
in the cream.

Oh, do you?

- Ah, gorgeous.
- I know.

- It's so gorgeous.
- I love these place cards.

Hi, everybody! Hi, everybody!

- Hello.
- Hello!

Hi, Rinna.

- Ooh, that's beautiful.
- Chicken parm?

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Oh, my God,
I love chicken parm!

- And key lime pie.
-

And chocolate chip cookies!
Yay!

- It's not takeout.
- It's not takeout.

They are in our kitchen.
- Oh, I love it.

We love it!
Love this--great idea.

Yeah, cheers.
I should have gotten

the champagne too.
- Yeah, that sounded good.

- Yeah.
- I can have one cocktail.

What should I have?

You said the champagne
was very strong,

so maybe you'll have,
like, a cocktail-cocktail.

Maybe I'll have a vodka soda.

Why don't you have
a vodka soda?

- We're gonna try one.
- Try one, and you'll see!

We'll go slow, and that's it.

I saw Erika at the wine tasting,

and she was, like, borderline,

but she didn't drink so much, so let's see tonight.

It's a dinner, open bar.
Let's see what happens.

Uh-oh.

Hello, everyone!
Hello, everyone.

- Hi, Dorit.
- Hello, Lisa Rinna!

I really wanted
to introduce you

to a charity that I have been
working with for a few years

that has got a really special
place in my heart.

I've been trying
for about a year now

to have a beautiful gala

and some wonderful
auction items,

and then, of course,
we had the surge in COVID,

and we had to scale back,
but I thought,

at the very least,
it's an opportunity

for me to be able to introduce
the charity to you guys.

The charity is
Homeless Not Toothless,

as I've told you.
- What is it called?

- Homeless Not Toothless.
- That's great.

Homeless Not Toothless is
continuing to grow.

Dr. Sam Saleh is a cosmetic
dentist in Beverly Hills,

and he so very generously
offered to donate

an entire smile.

Wow.

Those go
for quite a pretty penny.

When I was in my 20s,

I depended on a charity
to remove the wisdom teeth,

and it's really full circle.

It is people like you
that have really helped

this organization grow.

I actually grew a second pair
of wisdom teeth

like a great white shark.

Yeah.

Bon appétit, everyone.

We're gonna have
a lovely evening.

Thank you, ladies.
- Well done, Sam.

It really means a lot.

By the way,
there's a vegan alternative

if anyone wants one.

I have two 14-year-olds,
and my older one is 30.

- Oh, 30? That's incredible.
- Thank you.

And I've had no Botox,
I'll have you know.

- Black don't crack.
- That's right!

-
- Yeah, Sam!

Keep drinkin'.
- Cheers to that!

Whoo!

Last night,
at a wine tasting...

- Yes?
- What I heard from Erika

was that Rinna said,

"Get the out
of my house."

Yeah, she did.

So you're saying
Rinna told Sutton,

get the of--
both: Her house.

- Did Sutton leave?
- No!

But Rinna said,
"Oh, no, I didn't say that.

I said,
'Maybe you should leave.'"

Oh, no.

I did not say, "Get the
out of my house."

She wasn't doing and saying
things that I wanted,

and I remember saying, "Well,
then you should just leave."

"She wasn't doing and saying

what I wanted"?
-

She said that obviously,
she wasn't serious,

'cause you didn't even leave.
It was no big deal.

I don't wanna talk about it
at the dinner table.

You know?
Not in front of these people.

You don't do that.

- Dorit?
- Yes, baby.

When Rinna told Sutton
to leave, did she say,

"Get out of my house,"
or did she say,

"Get the
out of my house"?

"Get the
out of my house."

Oh, Rinna says
it didn't happen like that.

She just said she doesn't wanna talk about it.

Why do you keep bringing it up?

Kyle is always ready to throw
Sutton under the bus.

- Rinna.
- Yes, Kyle!

According to other people--

This is a great way
to do this conversation.

You said, "Get the
out of my house."

I did not say
the word

And you know what?
you.

Get out of my house.
If you're gonna talk like this,

you should leave.

I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

Rinna, I wasn't even there,

but I know you said
the word

- Yeah, I was gonna say.
- Ha, this asshole!

I must have been frustrated
with you

and I probably said to get
the out of my house.

I don't remember
saying

Was it brutal?
- It was, yeah.

When I said
that you were speaking

out of both sides
out of your mouth,

you did not like that.
- Oh, but who would like that?

No one would.
- No, you didn't like that.

Here's the thing:
I think that our issue

could be put to bed.

I don't think your issue
will ever be put to bed.

No, it could be.

It actually--Mauricio...
-

The fact
that you didn't go up

and apologize to my husband
when you had a chance--

When he's leading
the wine tasting?

Yeah, you could have
pulled him aside and said...

- I said, "Harry"...
- "By the way"...

"by the way"...
- I said, "Harry"...

- "I ----ed up."
- "By the way."

I sent Harry

a very thoughtful text.

- No, you didn't.
- Oh, I do believe I did.

Harry said
you did not respond to him.

Okay.

My text to Harry Hamlin.

I said, "Happy birthday, Harry.

"Thank you again
for including me last night.

"Wanting to keep the evening
about celebrating you,

"I did not have a chance to express my apology

"for causing any embarrassment.

"This was never my intent.

"Sometimes miscommunication
can wreak havoc.

With sincerity, Sutton,"

with a kissy kitty-cat face
and a heart.

If you want
to make this go away,

you make a public apology...
- I have to play by your rules.

And you say,
"I'm so sorry I did that."

Do what you say.

Sutton, why did you do it
in the first place?

- Lisa Rinna's rulebook.
- Sutton, why?

Sutton.
- Let me see.

Do what she says,
then it goes away.

Sutton, why did you do it
in the first place?

The end.

It's a very short book.
- Sutton. Sutton.

We're not alone.

There's other people here,

including my friends

who are totally freaking out and texting me,

"What the [BLEEP] is going on?"

I'm totally mortified
right now.

You'll do what?

Maybe you'll do what?
What will you do?

- Maybe I'll tell the story...
- Maybe I'll do what?

That you treated Garcelle
about the whole...

Okay. Um...all done!

So why is it
your ----ing problem

and not Garcelle's?

Why is it your ----ing problem?
- Hold on. Hold on.

First of all,
there's other people here.

We don't have
to go to that level.

What made you do that?
That's the answer I want.

When I get it,
I will let it the go!

What made you do that?

That's the answer I want.

When I get it,
I will let it the go!

♪

Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on, guys.

Sorry to interrupt--
- If you're gonna make me

do this across a ----ing table,
I'll do it.

Guys, guys, guys, put a pin
in it for just a minute.

- Who started this?
- Kyle.

- Kyle.
- You.

I just wanted to know, are there still issues

between Rinna and Sutton?

Are they okay right now,

or are they just sweeping it
under the rug again?

You told me
two different stories!

- you.
- It was Kyle.

But this is starting to escalate

to a very uncomfortable situation.

We're not
at Amsterdam level yet...

- You never go near my husband.
- Everybody will know.

Everybody will know.

Do you ----ing
understand that?

Never go after
my ----ing husband!

But we could be
getting there.

- Oh, my God.
- PK!

Oh, no!

off
with this lighting.

It's time to go home.
Party's over.

Oh, this is much better.
This is great.

- Shh.
- Wait, what is it?

What is happening?

No way.

You're lying to me.
- No way!

- You're lying to me!
- No way!

Wow!

Melissa Etheridge!

This is my girl crush!
This is my girl crush!

♪ I would dial the numbers

♪ Just to listen
to your breath ♪

Yes!

♪ I would stand
inside my hell ♪

- Wow.
- God, that's ----ing amazing.

♪ You don't know
how far I'd go ♪

♪ Just to reach you

all: ♪ Just to reach you

♪ Oh, to reach you

♪ Oh, oh
- Yes!

all: ♪ Come to my window
- Whoo!

♪ Yeah, crawl inside

♪ Wait by the light
of the moon ♪

all: ♪ Come to my window

♪ I'll be home soon

Rinna was just screaming at the top of her lungs.

Where was Melissa Etheridge all this time

while waiting to come on?

That is not a good look for us.

You can dress us up,
but you can't take us out.

That's for sure.

all: ♪ Come to my window

♪ I'll be home soon

♪ Hey

- ♪ I'll come home
- Yes!

Yeah!

- Wow!
- Play it again!

Thank you all so much.

I'm ridiculously honored
to have an icon

like Melissa here.

- Yes!
- Um...

I work very closely
with Primary Wave,

and they manage Melissa.

And when she agreed
to come here,

I was like, "Dorit, Melissa is
gonna come to our house."

We decided to keep it secret.

We are talking about
two-time Grammy-winning

Melissa Etheridge.
- Thank you, Melissa!

- Thank you so much.
- All right.

- Thank you.
- Melissa Etheridge!

Thank you all so much!

I'm dying.

Wait, can we take a picture?

Wait, can I get a picture
with Melissa?

This is the power
of Melissa Etheridge.

Wait, can you guys come in?
Come here.

Garcelle, Sutton...

She managed to get Sutton

and Rinna to stop fighting.

I mean, how many encores can
we get from Melissa Etheridge?

Okay, give me
your best smile.

All right.
All right.

Work it.

Yeah.
- Honey, we're giving our best.

Your finger's
on the lens, Rob!

Okay! - Oh, I'll kill you!

- That's nice.
- Brilliant.

- That was beautiful.
- It really was.

Well, you can
continue arguing now.

- I wasn't arguing.

I wasn't pointing at you.

Now I'm not even mad
at you anymore.

I know. Who cares?

I'm sorry. Let's move on.

You know what?
We're done.

I don't want
to have this with you anymore.

My mom's stuff,
from her house...

- Oh, my God, really?
- Came to me today.

My mom's things arrived.

There's everything,

from all my childhood photos

and her jewelry.

It's really, really heavy.

- Now listen...
- And I can't do this anymore.

- Okay.
- I can't do it anymore.

I know.
I don't want you to.

I can't hear.

- Come over here, Kathy.
- You want to hear?

If you want to hear,
come over here...

I just wanna know
what's going on.

And I will tell you
exactly what's going on.

- What happened?
- My mom just died

two months ago.

Her stuff just came
to me today, okay?

I don't want to fight
with Sutton.

It's not what it's about.

My pain is not about Sutton,

and so we're gonna
let that go now.

- Yes, we are.
- I have a lot of...

anger and feelings about
a lot of things in my life.

- Okay.
- You can put it on now.

I'm in a lot of pain,
you guys.

I'm doing the best I can,
and I'm sorry to do this.

I'm...

I'm trying to figure out
how to live without my mom,

and I don't know how to do it.

I don't know how to do it.

I'm doing the best I can.
- You're okay.

- Oh, my God.
- You're okay, honey.

You're okay.
You're all right.

Take a deep breath, baby.
You're okay.

I'm so sorry to do this.

But, like, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

We all know you're going
through a hard time.

We all know that.

You just lost your mom, Rinna.

It's okay.
- We're okay?

We're all gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.

This is a breakthrough, that all the rage

that she felt for Sutton
is just about her mom,

and we can maybe,
finally, let this go.

I don't know how to do this.

I've done the best I can
to, like, pull it together.

- No one ever does.
- No one knows how to do this.

No one knows how to do this.

You know?
But this wasn't right.

This moment wasn't right,

and I'm not gonna do this anymore.

I'm not gonna put it onto you
'cause it isn't about you.

- Well, look, I can take it.
- It's not about you.

So let's be straight
about that.

It was so wrong,
what we just did.

And I'm sorry
that it was projected onto you.

It's not about you.

I have a lot of feelings
going on,

and I'm so strong at times,
but I'm really not,

you know what I mean?
- I think you are, Rinna.

I was so...

That lash gonna come off.
Anybody got lash glue?

- No, you're not doing it.

Uh-uh.
- No, Rinna.

Rinna, don't ----ing move.
- Peel it off.

Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.

It came out in a big glob.

Oh! That is sabotage.

What? What?

- Rinna, it's hanging by--
- I'll take it off!

Oh, my God!
What's happening?

Clearly, I need support.

I just need my friends to go,

"We love you, and you're okay."

I might act out, do sh---- things,

but I'm just in pain.

I did not think I was
gonna be crying tonight,

but I actually am very grateful
that it came.

What is wrong with all of us?

We're so...

Leave it to Melissa Etheridge.

Next time

on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

I did get called
by an attorney

about one of the lawsuits
that you're involved with.

I feel a little pressure...

- From?
- This group.

They want me to get help,

and I don't want to do it
for them.

- I'm sorry.
- And I feel like

I have to answer to them.

How many people do you think
you guys want at the wedding?

No idea.

You guys, I'm not gonna be
a high-maintenance...

You're not gonna be
a bridezilla?

Famous last words.

Oh!

This is so cute.
Look at the disco balls.

Hello!

Oh!

You have a drinking problem?

No, I don't have
a drinking problem.

Neither do I,
but you tried to push it.

I said
I was worried about you.

- Are you, though?
- Yeah.

But is that
to make Erika look bad,

or is that
out of genuine concern?

Erika, I don't have
to make you look bad.

You can do that on your own.