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Previously, on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

Kathy Hilton is here.
Oh, my God.

Well, hello.

Where have you been?

I want to eat a meal
and, like, be OK with it.

You know,
I don't wanna, like,

hate what I'm eating every day.

I'm glad you have
Sheree, because I think

Sutton is a liability for you.

- Really?
- Yes.

Why does everybody
come down on her?

Because she's
unpredictable in some ways.

You should never be
taking the car out

if you're gonna
have a drink.

I decided because
I wasn't booked,

that I wasn't gonna tell
you the whole thing happened.

The only reason
why you did is because

you needed me
to pick up your car.

Yeah.

I'm on Lexapro, and yes,
I've had a few drinks,

but the truth is, I'm OK.

Did you black out
when you got home?

Yeah.
I hit my head.

You were out of control.

I don't need the spotlight.

I shine just fine.

Hi, I'm Karma,

and yes, I am a bitch.

You can take all my things,

and you won't have taken a thing that matters.

The only thing better than having it all

is having even more.

If you want a seat at my table,

you best mind your manners.

They say talk is cheap,

but in Beverly Hills, it can cost you.

I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose,

and that makes me dangerous.

When you're the real deal,

you don't have to pretend.

♪

♪

OK.

Let's call some ladies.

Hi, beauty.
How are you?

How are you feeling?

I know the feeling.

I am sick of being sick.

When do you get
out of COVID jail?

Getting out of COVID jail on Monday.

You know, we're having
a little wine tasting.

I'll miss you guys.

Hi, baby. - Hey, mama.

Look how pretty you look.

Where you going?

Hi, Garcelle.
How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

We're having a little
wine tasting here,

so I'm hoping you'll come.

- Wine tasting?
- Little wine tasting,

you know, just a little
afternoon soiree.

You know, I love a wine tasting.

You can wear leather
pants if you want, or not.

You look gorgeous.

I will be there with bells on.

OK, great.

Oh, OK.
Bye, Sophia!

A little Rinna Rosé and
some signature cocktails.

- It's really happening.
- It's happening.

It's actually
finally happening.

I think we all remember Provence.

We went to that beautiful
wine tasting, where we just

all got absolutely
sh--faced.

- Mmm.
- I like each one

better and better each time.

- Very tasty.
- You know what?

Don't pretend to
dump yours, Dorit.

- She's dumping air.

She's like, I'm done with this.
No way.

I'd like to be
the new rosé seller.

- Yeah.

- Rinna rosé.
- Rinna rosé!

Rinna rosé!

Absolutely would not miss it for the world.

It's only six of us. - I know.

I feel like I'm the last woman standing.

Well, you are. - You know.

You and Kathy right now,
and she's just been exposed,

so she's not coming.

So you really are
the last one standing.

- Well, I cannot wait.
- Me too, baby. Love you.

- Bye, my love.
- Bye.

Bye.

OK.

♪

No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no!

Waylon, no.
- Aw, he's shaking it.

Waylon.
- Waylon.

- No.
- Get him in here.

- Go.
- No!

- No! No!
- No.

- God damn it. Come--
-

- Waylon, Waylon, on come on.
- Waylon--

Waylon--

- He's got grass in his mouth.
- Grass--

- Drop it.
- Waylon, come in.

Just let--there--

We'll lock him out

of the kitchen.

He's a maniac.

All right, Philip, because
you asked about chicken salad,

this is easy.

You're gonna
go off to school,

and now you know
how to make it.

Put it in the grassy sink.
- Oh, hey, baby.

- Hi.
- Oh, hello.

James has Boy Scouts today,
so he's not eating with us.

He definitely gets food.

During Christmas, my children were

in Italy with their father.

So how have you been,
COVID and all,

Christmas by yourself?

I just thought, wow, this
is my life as a single person.

It's weird to be alone without any family around you at all.

I talk to myself alone
a lot,

talked to my animals.

You know the secret to
a good chicken salad?

A lot of mayonnaise.

See, most people think
this looks really gross,

but it's not.

Just sounds gross.

Yeah, that does
sound disgusting.

Philip, I have not
seen your pictures

from your birthday party.

- Yeah.
- Oh, the skydiving--

How terrifying was it?

It wasn't that scary, honestly.

The jump was not scary at all.

I'm glad that you did it--
not really, but I'm glad

that you survived doing it.
How about that?

OK. - When Philip was three,

we were going from Augusta to New York,

and he hated flying.

It was one of those flights
that kept dropping,

and he screamed out loud,
"We're all gonna die!"

Once you were there
and you were like--

- Yeah, you--
- You were committed.

- What are you gonna do?
- Well, no, nothing.

Wuss out?

Well, yeah, I would.

I was like, "No, we're
not gonna die, promise."

He's three. He doesn't know
what he's talking about.

We'll save this for supper.

We can sit.
Y'all wanna sit?

And now he's jumping
out of planes.

We've now been told
that the refrigerator's

coming at the end of February.

- OK.
- Yeah.

Do we believe that?
- So end of March.

Or by the time you
get home for summer.

Let's get by.

So, Porter,
working in the store,

did you really feel like
you were beneficial?

Working at--in retail?

Easy--well, you wanted
to work at Chipotle.

Those are more valuable
life skills,

I'm not gonna lie.
- What are you going to study?

Do you know?
- I don't really know.

What do you love at school?

You're a good singer. You're an
excellent karaoke partner.

Philip, a year ago said he
was going to join the Army.

Do y'all want
a chicken salad sandwich?

- Yeah.
- All right.

I have an assortment of breads.

And he said, "I wanna
join the Army because I've

been too comfortable."

You know, he lives a nice life.

And I said, "Oh, well, I'll
make you uncomfortable then."

I have the Wonder Bread--

- Wonder Bread?
- Which is just plain white.

I feel like that will
taste the best with it.

I sent him to Georgia when it was gonna be

105 degrees with 100% humidity.

I made him get a job.

He had to be there at 5:30 in
the morning to deliver

vending machine Cokes and stuff.

A month later,
when I picked him up,

he wanted to go to college.

So I don't spoil them at all.

There's sourdough, but
there's not very much left.

- I'll take sourdough.
- You want it?

- Yes, please.
- All right.

So after Philip graduates
from high school,

he's going to
The Citadel,

which is actually a military
school, so we both win.

All right, here you go.

I feel like we're at the beach.

I think the good news is

I don't have to
decorate his room.

It's not, like,
a hoarder situation.

There's no, like, curtains

and, you know,
any of that stuff.

I think you have to, like,
bounce a quarter off your bed.

Oh, Philip, guess what
you have to do?

Make up your bed every day, too.

That looks pretty good.

See, and you were
making fun of it,

calling it mayonnaise mixture.

It's, like, gross in theory.
But it tastes good.

- Holly wants a sandwich.

♪

Hi.
I'm here to meet Dorit Kemsley.

Great. Thank you.

Hello. Are we hugging?

Oh, you know it's good
to see you.

- Hi.
- I hate the thought

of, like, not hugging.

- I know.
- You know?

I hope we never
get to the place--

Like, I know that there are
some people that are like,

you know what, I'm never
gonna hug again.

Oh my God, that would
be horrible.

That would be horrible.
I wanna hug.

- I wanna hug.
- I need contact too.

And I know you're
like that, too.

Absolutely.

I think Dorit and I's
past hurdles...

You've been making
a lot of jabs at me.

- Have I?
- It's like a bully.

Is all awash now.

Would we like any appetizers,
beer, wine, cocktails

at this point?

- I will do a Casamigo neat.
- You got it.

Belvedere with club soda,
short glass,

three lemons, please.
- Got it.

And you can
put the carcass out.

She apologized for calling me a bully,

and now we can just have fun and not judge each other,

and move on.

I'll do the spicy tuna.

Maybe bring a halibut tacos.

- You got it.
- Please. Thank you.

Thank you.

What else is going on?

Yesterday, today,
and tomorrow I'm doing

the audio portion of my book.

I am a little scared,
because I'm sharing

and I'm telling stories
that I've never told.

"I had to push myself
to so many limits

"that I never thought
I would ever go to.

"This was a big reason
I decided

to pose for Playboy Magazine."

You know, some may shock
people, so it's a little scary.

Listen, not a lot
of people have the--

forgive me--but the cojones

you know,
as a private person...

- Right, right.
- To put it out there.

Yeah.

There are stories in the book

that I never talked about.

I had an experience
with Bill Cosby

that was really scary.

It's exciting, and I
know it's nerve-racking.

- Yeah, it is nerve-racking.
- You did it now.

Yeah. There were things I
thought I had peace around,

and when writing the book,
I realized, no,

there's no peace around that,
it's still haunting you.

I'm dying to ask you--
I heard about PK's DUI.

Alleged DUI--

What do you mean alleged? - They never booked him.

They never arrested him.

When he got to the station,
they took a breathalyzer,

and he was under the limit.

And they said to him,
"I'm sorry,

but you're gonna
have to get home."

So they did nothing.

Well, they took him
to the station.

Regardless,
let me tell you, the man

was so shooken up because he's
never been in that situation.

- He's lucky.
- Clearly, it was

really, really scary...
- Yeah.

For him.

I saw an article that said
the police drove PK home.

That would never happen
in my world to anybody

I know that's Black.

That would never happen, ever.

Did he stop and
get a steak, too?

Yeah, so Saturday is
Rinna's wine tasting.

- Yeah.
- Do you think Erika's

gonna have some wine?
- I don't know.

So I saw Erika
last night,

and she totally said,
"I'm not allowed to drink

when I'm on these meds."

Did you feel concerned?

I did.

Yeah, even though I didn't know
she fell until after the fact,

and hit her head.
- Wait, what? What?

- Yes!
- She fell and hit her head?

Yes.
That's what I heard.

So that's when I was like, OK,
she's really gotta--

she's gotta figure it out.
- No, totally.

- Yeah.
- Totally.

Yeah, so that was it.

But she said something
interesting to me.

She said, being Sutton's friend
may be a liability to me.

What do you think
she meant by that?

By being friends with her,
it's detrimental to me.

You know, maybe Erika's trying to give me a compliment

by saying that
they would like me more if I

wasn't so close to Sutton.

But it's not really
a compliment because that

means that I can't
handle myself,

and I will let Sutton
take me down.

Why would that happen?

If a friend of yours
is falling off a cliff,

you're taking
the dive with them.

- No.
- You don't seem like the

"Thelma and Louise"
type to me.

- No.
- You kinda seem like

the kind of, like, you know--
- No. I'll help you.

I will throw something
for you to hold on to.

Uh, you still alive?

All right, I'll use my cell--
if I have service,

I'll use my cell to
call someone for you.

Yeah, exactly.

But I got an
appointment, honey.

- Yeah, I gotta go.
- So, good luck.

Coming up...

Get into this.
I've decided

I wanna be, like,
a part-time dominatrix.

Excuse me?

♪

- Jack, do you want something?
- What are you doing?

Coffee?
- You want a coffee?

Who's using
my espresso machine

that you all bought for me?
- We are.

We're, like,
espresso-ing right now.

- Are you espresso-ing?
- Yes. Hi, honey.

There's that Armenian
crazy coffee you gave us.

You take that when you
wanna be up for 20 hours.

No, I don't need that. -

I need to be calm.

So what's going on, you guys?

So I think we need
seem to have a team

catch-up on Pretty Mess Hair.

Gonna be really cool to
see is, once we send out

to all the PR boxes to, like,
the celebrity stylists

that we work with,
to see them all post about it.

- That's gonna be nice.
- That's gonna be cool.

It's just a great way to
get the word of mouth going.

You know, everybody's
always adding hair in.

Every, you know, show...
- Anything.

That you do,
going out on a date--

Speaking of dating,
didn't you say that, like...

- Yeah.
- Someone's husband said

they have the perfect
candidate?

- Yes!
- Well, I don't know about

perfect, candidate.
- Oh.

But Mauricio said
he did have someone.

- He's an NFL player.
- OK.

- Even better.
- He's an Olympic

gold medalist.
- Even better!

- OK.
- Her coochie is open

for service.
- I'll do anything--

I mean, not anything,
but you know.

I've just been trying
to get some good dick.

I might go through your DMs.

You know what, I actually
need someone to do that.

- And so--

- He's the perfect person.
- You would be the

perfect one to respond
to a few of these offers.

Look, here's the thing,
I wouldn't be

a good girlfriend right now

because I just came out of
a 20 plus year marriage.

The point is this:

dick is great.

Boyfriends do not have time for me.

I mean, I do not have time
for them--same thing.

You know, we don't have time
for each other, so it's fine.

I just know that, like,
the texting game is just--

I told you I sent the wrong
text to the wrong person,

thanking them
for some good dick,

and then he was like, "What
are you talking about?

I'm trying to give you some."

Oh, you, like, ooh.

You missed
our conversation yesterday.

Oh, get into this.

So I've decided I wanna be,
like, a part-time dominatrix.

- You do?
- Mm-hmm.

♪

So I was having an intimate
moment with this person,

and he said to me, "You
know what, I bet you'd

be a really good dominatrix."

And I said, "You know what,
I've actually thought of it."

He said, "You should really
kind of explore it."

You know, like,
on the low-low.

- Or the high-high--

Or the high-high,
and the high end--

I'm like, excuse me?

No, no, I am,
for the high end.

I will have no more
than five clients.

- This for your PR--
- I don't know

how I feel about
this situation.

Well, I'm bossy.

I like to administer a little
bit of pain for pleasure.

I also like latex costumes,
and I know that there are

people that like that as well.

You already have
a name for it?

Yes--the Pretty Mess Dungeon.

And I don't want anybody
stealing my trademark.

Call our trademark lawyer immediately.

I'm serious.

Let's be honest, like,
who knows older,

narcissistic rich men
better than moi?

Who knows that lane
tighter than me?

♪

- Hi. How are you?
- Welcome to Lumiere.

♪

This is so pretty.

Hello!

Oh, hi, sweetie.

- Hi.
- How are you?

I'm OK.
How about you?

- I'm so congested.
- Yeah.

It took me a good 21 days.

- Really?
- How we doing today?

- Hi. How are you?
- Good. Welcome to Lumiere.

How are you today?
- Good.

- Good, thank you.
- Should we start with some--

I want a steak frites,
medium well.

- Medium well.
- Yeah.

And do you have
a glass of rosé?

- Of course, yeah.
- That's what I'd like to have.

- I'll do the salmon.
- The salmon.

Could we get some bread?

Some bread?
Of course, yeah.

Get some bread, too.

- You eat bread.
- I totally eat bread.

So we'll get that right out
in a second, ladies.

I don't pass up bread--
thank you--

- You're welcome.
- I never pass up bread.

Even though I've
been told to have

a piece of bread at times.
- You have?

- Yes.
- Your behavior's not OK.

- Really?
- Yeah.

It's not OK.

Why don't you have
a piece of bread,

and maybe you'll
calm down a little?

Tell me what's going
on with wine tasting.

Well, I'm coming out
with a wine, finally.

It's going to be Rinna Rosé.
- That's a cute name.

Rinna Rosé and Rinna
Chardonnay to begin with--

I just wanna
see the bottle.

Well we're designing it now.
It's a whole thing. It takes--

I don't know why
you don't, like, consult

with me because I have--
- Because I don't need to.

I have really good taste.

I know you do, but I don't
need to 'cause I do, too.

Cheers.

I really do love
always having--

- You say that.
- I do.

What--I know. Always like, why?
I'm like, because I like her.

I know. People think I'm
such a ----ing bitch.

- Are you kidding me?
- Really?

- People are so
- ---ing scared of me.

I'm like what's so scary?
- I'm not scared of you.

You are at times.

No, just that one time--

You didn't buy a table,
so let's

just be clear about that.

Come on, y'all.
This is so unfair.

OK, why is it unfair?
You brought it up, baby.

You gotta, like, figure it out,
'cause you're

the one that started it.

You know, I don't
wanna hold this.

I don't wanna carry it.

There are times where
you are infuriating,

and it makes me mad
when I think about it.

And I wanna frickin'
strangle you.

So I will be honest about that.

But at the end of the day,
it's been a while.

It's over.
- Yeah.

It was silly.
You shouldn't have done it.

- No.
- You know that.

You did say you were sorry.
- I did.

And I have to move on now.
I do.

I have to move on from it.

But we laughed the other day.

I went to Kathy's house.

I guess I was still
talking about it.

Does Sutton really, like,
piss me off like she does

Diana and Erika? No.

But I will torture her.

And that's
all I'm doing.

It's kinda fun for me
to, like, torture you.

Is that bad?
- OK.

Well, at least you know
that I can take it.

Well, I think so.

Otherwise, I probably
wouldn't do it.

- Yeah.
- Do you know what I mean?

- Yeah.
- I don't think I would.

I am a pussy cat.

You're kinda like the Grinch.

I'm not like the Grinch!

His heart--wait,
I haven't finished.

I am a giver!

I haven't finished.

-
- The Grinch's heart gets

bigger and bigger and bigger.

- My heart's big.
- Yeah.

I just have a very big mouth
on top of having a big heart.

Coming up...

Harry, on a one
to five scale,

how are Lisa's blowjobs?

- Oh, my God!
-

♪

Yeah, so it's a rosé party
today, which should be fun.

Rosé on the outfit,
rosé on the eyes--

the hair.
- The jumper.

The jumper.

It's a rosé day.

♪

And lunch with Lisa.

- How are you doing, like--
- You know,

I like Lisa,
and I told her,

I said, "Lisa, I like you,
and everybody asks me why."

♪

- Hey.
- Hello, beauty.

You're not going to Lisa's.
You're still in isolation.

It's almost hilarious,

how much we've done in the last two years to avoid it.

No. - It feels like

there's no escaping it.
- That's exactly right.

Every day.

How much are you
wishing that you

could be back there right now?

Right away.

There you are. - What are you doing?

I'm on my way to Rinna's.
Are you still in quarantine?

Yes.

Yes, please.
What's been going on?

Tell me the latest
and greatest.

I saw.

The cutest thing I've ever seen--

Oh, my God. - Let me know

when I can
come meet your new puppy

because he looks adorable.

This week. Come this week.

OK, will do.

- Have fun.
- Thanks.

We'll call you later. - Bye.

Bye.

- Hello?
- Sicky?

- Hi.
- Well, I thought I'd just

swing by and pick you up.

I keep offering to
bring you soup and stuff,

and you keep saying no.

Who cares?

You're gonna be fine.
Just take care of yourself.

That's all you can do. And I
will give you a full report.

Well, feel better. Rest, OK?

- Okay, have fun.
- All right, bye.

Bye.

♪

I could blow all day long.

♪

I appreciate you.
Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

♪

- Well, well, well!
- Welcome!

- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hi, pretty lady.

- Welcome. Mwah.
- How are you?

Welcome to our home.
- Thank you.

- Come on in.
- It's so lovely.

We're serving mixed drinks
with the wine

that you're gonna
to be tasting.

- Thank you.
- This is the tequila version.

- Yes.
- OK.

So tell her what
we're thinking

for the names.
- Cheers.

- Rinnatini--
- Rinnatini--

- Is it, right? No--
- Yeah.

- Rinnarita--
- Oh, Rinnarita.

Rinnarita, yeah.
- Rinnarita, that's right.

♪

Hello, leather pants.

These are waxed denim.

OK, well, I don't care.
You look cute.

- You look adorable.
- Thanks. Thanks.

Welcome.

This is three years
in the making.

- Three years in the making.
- Three years in the making.

Three years in
the making, baby.

So rosé. I love it. Hi!

I dressed up
like a human rosé.

I love it. Mwah!

I haven't seen you
in so long.

It feels like forever.
How are you?

I'm OK.

- Mwah.
- What would you like to drink?

Like, a chamomile tea
or something

lame like that.
- Yeah, yeah.

I think it'll
warm you up, though.

I promise it will.
- What?

Well, the tequila--
there's tequila in it.

Excuse me, the last
time I saw you I got--

- What'd I do?
- I've been getting

in a lot of trouble.
- What'd I do? What did I do?

Nothing--just witness.

You did nothing.

What happens is
you're not supposed to drink

on the medication
that I take, and I do.

Listen, I was there
to bear witness--

how Erika behaved
at Garcelle's party.

- What are you doing here?
- Flowers--

Bullsh--.

And what Garcelle
mentioned the other night...

I didn't know she fell
until after the fact

and hit her head.
- Wait, what?

What?
- Yes!

Is gonna make
me think now, do I

need to keep an eye on Erika?

And it says on the bottle
don't do it.

And, of course, I did it.
- There she is.

- There she is.
- Hi.

Hello, hello.

- I love it.
- Garcelle

Are we hugging?
Hi, mama you look pretty.

- Hi.
- Yellow, yellow.

So good to see you.
Can you see me?

- Garcelle, who makes--
- Just a little bit.

- Who makes your sweater?
- Oh, I don't know.

Shut up!

- What?
- Wait a minute.

Wasn't it you making fun of
me with a--

Sorry, wait a second.
- You know what?

I vaguely remember--

- Dorit--
- Baby, I'm sorry.

It's just too--

You're never gonna go, "Is that Louis Vuitton?"

Because it's screaming.

Thank you, baby.
How are you?

You got the yellow memo.
- I know!

- Hey, girls.
- Oh, my God, Harry!

- Harry!
- Hi.

- Harry Hamlin!
- Hey.

Harry Hamlin?

Oh, my God,
what am I shaking here?

What is that?

OK. Look at
these pretty girls.

I mean, my house is blessed
all of a sudden.

- You know?
- How are you?

Happy New Year again.
- Thank you.

Harry and I did basically
all this, because...

- Yeah.
- Everybody has COVID.

- Everybody has COVID.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Everyone has COVID, yes.

Swear to God, right?
Everyone's out.

- We have no help whatsoever.
- None.

Let's just be honest--

Harry and I did it,
or Harry did it?

Harry did it, OK.

- Wow!
- Che bello.

- This is gorgeous.
- This is gorgeous.

This looks beautiful.

Did you set this?

Or did Lisa set this?

I need to know these things.
- She did nothing.

- I did blow the leaves.
- Oh, you have a leaf blower?

- We have a leaf blower.
- Oh.

And I did blow the leaves,
did I not?

Yes, you did, and
very well, I might add.

Thank you, Harry.

Yes, she's a good blower.

I'm a good blower.

We all read it in your book.
We know it.

I'm not going to lie, but,
like, your sex book,

like, taught me--
- Oh, my God.

It literally teaches
you how to give head.

-
- Very precisely.

- I mean, again--
- Harry, I wanna

ask you something.
- Sorry, Harry.

If you had to
write a Yelp review--

- Oh, Sheree!

- Oh, my God.
- Sheree!

- Sheree!
- That is a really good--

I love that.
- One to five?

Harry, on a one
to five scale,

how are Lisa's blowjobs?

You guys,
Harry's a gentleman.

I'm on the spot
here because...

- Yes, you are.
- I mean, what if I--

- It better be a 10.
- Yeah, they're good.

- I think he just--
- Why is this not

an immediate five?

I would say 10.

- There you go, see?
- Sh--, that took

way too long,
but all right.

You gotta drag
it out of him.

That was a lot
of pulling, honey.

Where are my cigarettes
when I need them?

Coming up...

Well, she talks a lot about
having an eating disorder.

She's vomiting every day.

What?
She said that?

Like, self-induced.

She didn't tell me that.

- So, OK, so Kyle has COVID.
- Kyle has COVID.

Kathy was exposed.

- Crystal--
- Crystal has it?

- Crystal.
- I saw Garcelle

the other night,
and we talked about

a lot of different things,
and Diana's party came up.

And we remembered
talking about Crystal

and her eating disorder.

And I had asked her if she had
ever sought professional help.

And she said no.

You know, because
she talks a lot

about having an eating
disorder and what

it does to young women.

And you know,
she's brought it up.

- Yeah.
- I'm just bringing

that to the table.
- Yeah, yeah.

Well, recently,
we all went to Craig's.

And I sat next to Crystal.

We spent over an hour,
and she said she's OK.

But I mean, she told me--
she's vomiting every day.

What?
She said that?

- Like, self-induced.
- She didn't tell me that.

Clearly, if she's talking about it,

to me, it's a sign that
she really needs help.

She wants help.
- So she's binging.

- Purging, binging and purging.
- Purging, rather.

She's going
through it right now--

Listen, I have a young
daughter who went through this

when she was 15 years old,
and we were already

in therapy right away.

So my question is...

- Why don't you seek help?
- Why don't you

get help for that?
- I mean, that is so--

When your family
knows about it,

your husband knows about it--

You're talking
about it on Instagram.

By the way, you have
to get help for that.

- No, and she talked to me--
- So why isn't she?

And by the way, I mean,
I'm a new friend.

But I mean, when she told
me some of the things,

I was so shocked
what she had said.

Listen, I know better than
anyone, you can't get better

unless you have help.

That is the truth.

That's the truth.

Maybe she's getting help.

I don't like it when we talk about one another

when the person that's being
talked about isn't there.

But we can ask her
what she's doing.

We'll talk to her about it.

I don't know a lot about
this eating disorder.

Crystal and I, like, we haven't
talked about it

personally, one-on-one.

So I wanna stay out of it.

I don't wanna get involved.

Anyway, yeah.

Ladies, we're gonna
move down to the table

and do the wine tasting,
let's do it.

Come sit, everybody.

Come sit at our little
wine tasting table.

First of all, the
bottle is really pretty.

- The bottle is beautiful.
- Will this be the bottle?

- This will be the bottle.
- It's beautiful.

OK, so girls, I'd
like you to meet Doug,

our wine guy, and Maggie.

all: Hello, Doug.
- All from Prestige.

So now, the wine is
coming around for tasting.

- Lovely.
- We're gonna taste

the rosé first,
and so, basically,

this is a continuation
from the France trip

a few years ago.
- Oh, hey!

All right? It is made
in the Provence area.

It's actually an area
called the Mediterranean.

And Provence is a small region
within the Mediterranean.

I'm putting myself in a very vulnerable situation

because, you know, these
bitches could go hard.

And really tear it apart.

- So yeah, give it a nice...
- Ooh, OK.

- Maybe a whiff.
- Really smells delicious.

It smells like
the south of France.

- It is the south of France.
- It is the south of France.

We made sure.
- Oh, my God, that is good.

This rosé that they've made
is perfect for what I like.

I like a really pale rosé.

This is the rosé Brut.

These grapes are gonna
be chardonnay,

and another grape
called ugni blanc.

What is this, honey?

Oh, wait--

- Wait, I thought that was--
- So it's rosé brut?

Brut.

I normally don't like Brut,
but this is good.

Also on the palate,
how does it feel?

Is it soft?
- Yeah.

- Is it a little creamy?
- With this one--

I saw that--

I'm--I'm drunk.

-
- You need a towel?

This is waxed denim.

It will just roll off.

We're at a wine tasting.

Normally, you swirl, you take a sip, and you put it down.

No one's spitting
out this rosé.

Nobody has a spit bucket.

So is there
a consensus on this?

I like this,
but I must say I'm a--

I prefer the rosé.

Well, you know,
I'm with you on that.

- Yeah.
- So I'm with you.

I think we might have
a little more work to do,

but the rosé is perfection.

- Yeah.
- But we need a little bit

more work on the Brut.

- OK.
- You know--

- You're not far.
- No, you're not.

I really--
- I agree.

Even if you put this
out, it would be OK.

- Really good.
- I totally--

Are you gonna feed us?
'Cause I'm already feeling

- I have pizza and charcuterie.
- Fabulous.

- As soon as we come up there.
- Because I'm like--

Or if you want it right now,
I can bring it down.

- Already, I'm like, whew!
- The pizza is made--

Harry grew the tomatoes.

Of course Harry did.

Have you had Harry's sauce?

We don't stand
on ceremony here.

We dig in.

Oh, my God, this
is exciting, Harry.

Delicious.

This is really good. Wow.

OK, Harry's the best.

This was so yummy.

You want another bowl of it?

- I want to take it home.
- OK.

So I can eat it when no
one's really looking at me.

I know.

Thanks, everyone.

Thank you guys for your input.
It's fantastic.

- Love you, Harry!
- I'm going for a walk.

- Go for a walk.
- Oh, good for you.

- Bye, Harry!
- Bye, nice meeting everyone.

- Bye, you guys!
- Make a wish.

Thank you.

Listen, G, I have a friend.

And he is into you.

- Oh.
- Oh.

He is into you.

He really--and he
has been asking me

for the last couple of years.

He would love to meet you,
thinks you are probably

the most beautiful
woman in the world.

- Aw.
- It's true, if I'm honest.

- He's into you.
- OK.

Where's the lie?

Exactly.

What's he look like, Dorit?

Very handsome.

How big is his head?

- And how big is his penis?
- Excuse me.

How big is his wallet?

Let's get down to brass tacks.

Well, he's also--
you guys, listen.

This is not a man who
is out on the prowl,

looking to get laid.
- Boo.

- OK?
- No, I'm just kidding.

- Well, I am, sh--.
- And--and--

Definitely not for me.

The hecklers over there.

Already had big
head last night. It's good.

I'm--I'm tired.

- You getting it like that?
- I am.

-
- And I'm happy to say so.

Anyway--
- Whoo!

She got--she got
some last night.

I'm having a lot of sex.

- OK--with the same person?
- Mm-hmm.

But if you have sex
with the same person over

and over and over, isn't that
considered kind of dating?

No, it's considered sex.

- You're being serviced.
- Well, I just--

He's providing
a service, basically.

Right, and I'm
providing one back.

Whoo!

- Girls--
- I can--

I am not judgmental at all about what Erika is doing.

But I feel like I need
to be a good friend

and maybe just recognize,
Erika, sure you want this?

Or should I be letting you just have fun and let loose?

I don't know.
I'm kind of torn.

Something bad's coming.

Something bad's coming like--

Coming up...

I don't like that I've been
called a liability as a friend.

If you felt like that,
you can tell me that.

Don't tell her that.

Girls, come on.
We're gonna sit up here.

It's cold. You guys, it's so
warm and toasty.

Do we get more
Rinna rosé up there?

Yeah, why not?
Let's do it.

Erika Jayne, I'd
love to speak to you.

What about?

- Come over here and find out.
- Oh, OK.

I need to use the restroom,
if you'll excuse me.

Oh, can we go in the sun?

-
- No, we'll--

- No, we'll go right here.
- Have a cookie

if you wanna have a sweet.
- Lisa is so nurturing.

I didn't know you
were that nurturing.

Nobody thinks I'm
nurturing, and I am.

Oh, you're very nurturing.

Everyone thinks
I'm a ----ing bitch.

I do not.

Trust me, I rarely get that.

I get everything but.

I get, you're a hard,
cold bitch.

I see you as a sweet soul.
I really do.

-
- No, I do.

- I love Sheree.
- But let me say--

- Look at her--look at her.
- Because let me say this--

When you said sweet
soul, she was like--

I would take that from 10
stars maybe down to five.

-
- We can all get caught up

in the bitchy.

I love you, but--

- So...
- Yes?

- I loved our drinks.
- OK.

Kind of threw me off when you
said Sutton was a liability.

I think Sutton is
a liability for you.

- Really?
- Yes.

Why does everybody
come down on her?

Because she's
unpredictable in some ways.

I didn't get it
until I got home.

And I was like,
what did she mean by that?

I feel like you
always have to clean up

and take care of her.

You were very good friends to
Denise and very loyal to her.

And so, sometimes you
stick up for Sutton.

And I feel like
you don't have to.

'Cause she puts herself
in some hot water.

And so--
- She does, and I get that.

But I also feel like that's
what friendships are for.

I think some of the things
she says are pretty wild.

Like, you know,
I'm sorry I didn't

have a gun put to
my head after Dorit

had a gun put to her head.

There's no way I'm not
going to argue with that.

That was wrong,
and I said it from the--

- Right.
- And I've said it to her.

Can we invite her into
this conversation?

- No.
- Why?

Why would we?

Because maybe
she'll say something

that'll change your mind.
- I don't think that

right now is the moment.
- OK.

♪

You know, I come
from a big family,

and we kinda have
each other's back.

So that's what
I'm used to doing.

Like, do you think I
would stand up for you?

I think it would
be conditional.

But I do feel like
you would do more

for her than you would for me.

And I--that's OK because
you guys are closer.

But I don't think that you
would cut me any slack.

- You don't think I have?
- No, I think you've

been very clear about how
you feel

about me and everything
that happened last year.

And I think that I've done
my best to explain myself

and what I'm going through.

But I don't think that you
necessarily believe me.

I don't feel--
- I agree with you.

I don't know if I
believe everything.

♪

OK.

Garcelle has her
sights set on me.

She doesn't want to understand
where I'm coming from.

She wants to make me the bad guy.

What have I done to you?

Absolutely ----ing nothing
except, I don't know,

you've witnessed my life
burn down in front of you?

So judgmental.

Now, are you cold?
- A little bit.

- Let's get out of here.
- OK.

It's warm up here,
if you want to be warm.

Oh, it's warm.

It's warm, and there's
food, and there's cookies,

and it is warm.

So sit your ass down.
It is warm.

I love it.
I love it.

Would you like another
drink of any kind?

I'm OK for now, thank you.
What's happening?

I don't like that
I've been called

a liability as a friend.

I don't like that at all.

And I wanna know why.

Me?

And you know what?
If you felt like that,

you can tell me that,
don't tell her that.

So why am I a liability
as a friend?

Because she always
has to clean up for you.

She supports you through all
of the stuff that you get--

That's what a friend does.

That's called being a friend.

- Is it?
- Yeah.

Like, you know
how you get--like,

so there was me last year,
there's Diana,

there's you this year.

So you get into these
little spats with everybody.

And she's constantly there to
support you and defend you.

Yeah, that's called
being a friend.

Why do you guys
make me feel bad

because I am a loyal friend?

- I'm not.
- Like, why is that

a bad thing?
- What I'm saying is this--

when you support her when
she falls out with one of us...

- Yeah.
- It's, "You guys,

give her some room."
- Yeah.

"You guys, don't be so hard."

She went and--
tit for tat for you.

- What did she do?
- The Elton thing.

Harry and Lisa both came--

I invited them to
the Elton John gala.

- OK.
- They came with me

as my guests.

I never got a thank you.

all: Ooh!

♪

Lisa did you wrong
with the sauce,

so I'm gonna come in for you.

I didn't do it on purp--
I really--

And you'll say they're
two different things.

You've never tried to
embarrass or hurt anyone

through your support of her.

She did.

Do you go on
national television and you--

And then ----ing
them?

and humiliate them?

But I had no idea
the capacity of hurt it was

going to ensue, apparently.
- It hurt me.

- I did not.
- It hurt me.

- And it hurt Harry.
- And it hurt Harry.

There's a reason why
you wanna hurt me.

There is. And you've gotta
figure out why that is.

♪

Coming up...

You know what?
you.

Get out of my house.
You should leave.

♪

There's a reason why
you wanna hurt me.

Think about it...
- I don't know that.

For five ----ing seconds.

I don't think we need to cuss
like that while you say it.

Because that seems angry.

You're the one that's angry
at me, not the opposite.

-

We've talked about
the forgiveness thing.

- Listen, we have.
- Doesn't sound like

you've forgiven me.
- Sutton--

I did it
in a flippant moment.

It's not flippant,
and it's not...

- It was.
- Misguided words, or whatever.

You know, Lisa,
you're very funny

because our lunch went very
differently than right now.

You shouldn't have done it.
You know that.

You did say you were sorry.
- I did.

And I have to move on now.
Well--

And I kind of knew,
when you had, you know--

- What?
- An audience?

You think I'm gonna play it?
No.

- Yeah.
- I can't--

- It's not about me.
- I can't--

- You did it.
- I can't help you...

- You did it.
- Forgive me.

- You did it.
- I can't. I want you to

because I do like you.

- You do like me?
- I do.

I do like you.

- Jesus.
- And I think that you are

a good person...some days.

And--

You know what? No.

You don't respect me.
- What am I supposed to say?

By the way,
you don't respect me.

- I most certainly respect you.
- And you don't actually...

- I most certainly respect you.
- Like me.

I don't know why this bugs me so much.

'Cause there's still some injustice to it.

It's still Sutton not
being honest about

why she really did it.

Sutton plays dumb, but she knows

exactly what she's doing.

It's very, very,
very frustrating.

I have told you.
I have talked--

You were very
different at lunch.

I have talked so ----ing
nasty behind your back.

You should know...
- You told me.

- That it's gonna come...
- You told me that you did.

---ing hard.

Don't ----ing come for me
on national television with

your ----ing bullsh--.

Sorry.
- She picked the wrong bitch.

I'm not thrilled
with what Sutton did

around the charity thing.

I mean, how stupid is that?

She should have kept
her ----ing mouth shut.

That's narcissism.
That's just being narcissistic.

I think she's, like,
even a grade up from that.

If Sutton said to me, "You know what?

"I did this out of spite.
I wanted to hurt you

because you hurt my friend, Garcelle,"

I think I would move past it.

Listen, I wanted to drag you.

I'm gonna torture you.
- And you apologized for it.

I will be honest with you.

There are times where
you are infuriating.

And it makes me mad when
I think about it, and I

wanna frickin'
strangle you, so I will be

honest about that.
- At lunch,

when you said I
talked really badly about you,

and I'm sorry for that,
I was angry--

- Did I say I was sorry for it?
- Yes, you did.

OK, so I'm sorry for it.
But it happened, and I feel it.

- Yeah.
- And the truth is that

the fact that you--
- You talk out of both sides

of your mouth.
- Well, so do you.

- No, I don't.
- And you know what?

you.

Get out of my house.
If you're gonna talk like this,

you should leave.

♪

The soap actress in Lisa never leaves her body.

It would take an exorcism
to get the soap actress out.

Come after me as much
as you ----ing want.

But do not bring up my
children or my husband,

period, end of story.
- OK.

And if you do, I will come
for you till the end of days.

- OK.
- If you come for my husband

and kids,
I will ----ing hunt you down!

♪

Is everyone clear?
- Yeah, we're clear.

Is that a threat
or a promise?

It is a fact.

- No kids allowed.
- No kids allowed.

- No kids.
- No kids.

No husbands.

If you're not clear,
ask me more questions.

But I think I'm clear.

You know, you can only
apologize so many times.

- I know. I understand.
- And I am sorry

that I humiliated you.
- Well--

100%.
You've told me--

You tried to humiliate--
you tried to humiliate us,

but you humiliated yourself.

You did not humiliate
either one of us.

- OK.
- In my drunkenness,

you did not.

I'm drunk!

But I will say it--you tried,
but you didn't.

Because you look
like a ----ing fool

when you did it.

You humiliated yourself
and me, Harry,

and the charity tenfold.

So get ready.
- Mm.

Get ready for that.
That is the truth.

That's the truth.

♪

Next time, on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

Beautiful, baby.

Have you got a
picture of the befores?

- Yeah.
- Let's have a look.

Oh, my God, PK!

Can you imagine
what a catch I am?

-
- I don't know if the concern

was grave concern or--

Judging me because I
have an eating disorder?

- Shh.
- Wait, what is it?

What is happening?

♪

No way.
You're lying to me.

- No way!
- You're lying to me!

- No way!
-

Oh, my God!

I'm in
a lot of pain, you guys.

I'm doing the best I can.

I don't know how to do it.

You're all right.
You're all right.