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thank you
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in this box are two things I will show
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them to you two things and I call them
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Thing One and Thing Two these things
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will not bite you they want to have fun
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so without further Ado meet thing two
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and Thing One
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hahaha
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oh yeah
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I think one comrade Sally conrades only
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thing one thing two comrade Sally comrad
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Sally thing too and one thing two things
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one comrade Sally Sally Conrad I am the
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cat this is me ah yes of course thing
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two would like to clarify that just
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because he wears the number two does not
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imply in any way that he's inferiorated
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thing one I'm gonna be about he says you
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may feel free to call him thing a if you
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like he will also accept super thing
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thinking kid Dynamite chocolate thunder
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or dead
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says he's thing one for a reason and
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some people should just get used to it
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it's a thing thing you wouldn't
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understand
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okay and
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I'm gonna do that why not it's just a
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crate this isn't just any old crate it's
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the trans-dimensional transporter leader
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it's kind of like a doorway which leads
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from this world to my world
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but it says made in the Philippines yes
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but not this Philippines
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look now I'm not usually a rules guy but
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this is a biggie no opening the crate no
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lookie no touchy got it several
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differences
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things front and center
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cool
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all right things I'm not paying you to
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stand around and look pretty
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it's Mom's dress
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what about the couch which couch the
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clean one or the horribly staying one
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[Laughter]
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he's coming
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the whole house
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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hey help yourself
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[Music]
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whoa here
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animals
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If This Were my house I'd be furious
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hey Klondike do you have any idea what
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happened to the lock on this crate it's
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on Devin's collar Nevins
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[Music]
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oh I don't know if this helps but the
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things always do the opposite of what
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you say
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what are the opposite that's so annoying
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remind you of anyone Conrad Zynga
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[Laughter]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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let's go4369
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