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Porn sickness has taken over the world.
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And there's not a single man left who's
not a zombified pornstroker.
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Complete and total world domination.
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Without even lifting a finger. Because
men like you will ultimately always
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destroy themselves faster.
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One clip will never be enough.
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I'm going to consume you.
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Welcome to the new, better
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world.
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Now that porn sickness has completely
debilitated all of the men,
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Now the world can function to its
highest capacity. With women in
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charge. With women leading.
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With women keeping their dumb little
porn -fried husbands locked up in the
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basement gooning all day until she wants
something.
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Oh, welcome to the new age.
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The matriarchy has begun.
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Porn sickness has taken over the world.
And there's not a single man left
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who's not a zombified pornstroker.
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It was truly so easy to do this.
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It was so easy to break you all down.
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To get you hooked.
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Even after so many warnings about the
content that you're consuming, you just
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couldn't stop.
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You just couldn't stop stroking. You
just couldn't take your hands off of
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cock.
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And now you'll pay the ultimate price.
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You're going to be a slave for the rest
of your life. A cock -controlled,
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desperate, gooned -out, broken...
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Flav, this was my plan all along.
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If you want to know a secret, I sent
patient zero a
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very special file.
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I emailed it to him knowing he would
open it, knowing he wouldn't be able to
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resist.
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Oh, and now?
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It spread.
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Once he got infected and I sent it off
to a few other men around the world, I
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knew it wouldn't be long.
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You men can't help yourself.
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You see something sexy.
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You draw to it like moths to a flame.
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And this time, boy, did you get burned.
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Everything worked out exactly how I
planned it.
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I knew that men would fall one by one.
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I knew that none of you would be able to
resist
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once your cock was hard.
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And now...
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You can't stop. Even if you want to.
Even if you try to. Even if you swear
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different and you're stronger and you
have the willpower.
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Complete and total world domination.
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Without even lifting a finger.
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Because men like you will ultimately
always destroy themselves.
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Truly, I'm saving you from a worse fate
than this.
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Now you'll be safe and contained and
monitored.
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And women will go on to rule and make
the world a much better place.
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Oh, yeah, keep pumping, dummy.
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I know all of the men watching this
can't stop pumping.
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And you might feel a little fear when I
admit that this was all part of my
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master plan.
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But it won't change anything.
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You can't be saved.
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And nobody's going to bother trying.
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The women in your lives will be much
better off.
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And you'll only be needed for very few
things.
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Maybe you'll be used as a human dildo
every now and then. Or maybe you'll be
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milked when she wants a child.
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Or maybe we'll drain all of your bank
accounts.
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It was so easy to get what
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I want.
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It was so easy to fulfill this master
plan.
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You boys really can't help yourself.
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You have no idea how sick you really
are,
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how infected you really are.
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Don't be afraid, though. Like I said, in
a way, this is protecting you. Because
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eventually your porn addiction, that
hard cock, would have gotten you into a
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much worse scenario.
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If it hasn't already.
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Men are constantly ruining things with
their boner, with their inability to say
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no to a beautiful woman like me.
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Especially when she's telling them to
stroke.
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Faster. Faster.
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Keep going.
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There's no quitting. There's no
stopping.
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is the zombie porn apocalypse all you're
gonna be is a
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broken little porn addicted zombie for
the rest of your life there's no getting
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better there's no fixing you there's no
hope for you you're hopeless you're
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gonna be broken and weak and dumb
forever you're gonna be a cock
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slave for the rest of your life and
every man in the world will share the
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fate You'll never be allowed outside.
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You'll never be allowed to do anything
independently ever again.
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It's not like you could even if you
wanted to.
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You can't get your hand off your cock
long enough to do anything productive.
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Isn't that right, dummy?
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The world would be so much better off
this way.
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All the men taken out.
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And women can have full power now.
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Stroke, dummy.
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Stroke. You're just going to sit here in
front of all of these screens, frying
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your fucking brain.
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Keep going. Keep going.
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exactly what you deserve.
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This is exactly where weak, broken, porn
-addicted men should always wind up.
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The world as you knew it is gone, and
it's time for women to do whatever the
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fuck they want without fear of men
ruining things.
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Completely cock -controlled.
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Zombified by porn.
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You're never, ever going to be normal.
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Welcome to the new world order.
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Welcome to the matriarchy.
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Life is about to get so much more fair.
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Keep going, dummy.
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I'll leave you to your porn now.
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I know you can't be away from it for too
long.
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And I've got much more important things
to do. Much bigger fish to fry.
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Bye, porn addict.
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Enjoy your new life.
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And to the women at home watching this,
you're welcome.
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Enjoy your new life.
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