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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,280 Welcome, everybody. Welcome to The Tonight Show! 2 00:00:03,980 --> 00:00:05,140 Oh, yeah, baby! 3 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:11,200 Well, guys, today was a beautiful, sunny day here in New York City with 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,880 temperatures reaching 50 degrees. 5 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:14,420 Wow. 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:19,080 Who knew all we needed was a sexy hockey show from Canada to heat things up, 7 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,080 baby? 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,380 Well, let's get to some news. Last night, President Trump sat down with The 9 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,860 York Times for an interview that lasted two hours. 10 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:31,830 Ooh. Yep. The interview went so long, the Times almost got to ask a second 11 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:32,830 question. 12 00:00:33,770 --> 00:00:34,770 By the end, 13 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:38,130 Trump said that he could have talked for nine more hours. 14 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:43,010 The reporters were like, sorry, Melania only paid us to babysit you for two, so 15 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,050 take care. 16 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:48,070 During the interview, Trump said that he would like to go to Venezuela. 17 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:49,530 Yeah. 18 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:52,390 Their president will be here and our president will be there. 19 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:56,410 It's fun. It's like we're doing a little dictator wife swap. You know, it's kind 20 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:57,410 of interesting. 21 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:01,050 Trump also said that the U .S. will be running Venezuela for years. 22 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,410 Yeah, we don't have anyone there in person right now, so I guess we're going 23 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:05,410 do it over Zoom? 24 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:10,050 Trump went from being obsessed with ballrooms to being obsessed with oil, 25 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:12,910 means he stopped watching Gilded Age and started watching Landman. 26 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:17,430 Oh, and during the interview, Trump got a call from the president of Colombia, 27 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:20,730 and he actually showed off the note that an aide handed him. This is real. Take 28 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:21,488 a look. 29 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:24,130 Colombian President Gustavo Petro is calling for you. 30 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:27,910 Yeah, but that's not the only note that he was handed. Really? 31 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:31,310 No, yeah, no, he also got a note that said, Eric Trump just got his hand stuck 32 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:32,310 in a Pringles can. 33 00:01:34,530 --> 00:01:37,890 He's got a bunch of notes. Really? Yeah, he has another one that says, Melania's 34 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,850 watching Heated Rivalry and doesn't want to be disturbed. 35 00:01:41,870 --> 00:01:45,070 And finally, there's this one here. It says, the Prime Minister of Denmark says 36 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:46,070 that you can fork off. 37 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:48,930 Interesting message. 38 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,350 These are notes they handed. 39 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:51,910 They handed it to the President. 40 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:56,390 Well, guys, it's been a crazy week for the president. First, Trump invaded 41 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:59,170 Venezuela. Now he's talking about taking over Greenland. 42 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,990 Check out what Trump's been saying about it behind closed doors. 43 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,360 Yay! 44 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:30,540 There you go. Bye. 45 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:41,870 Switching gears, I read that Target just added thousands of new products in a 46 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,710 push to become a wellness destination. 47 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:49,190 Meanwhile, TJ Maxx just added buckets of glue and broken glass so shoppers can 48 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:50,570 prepare their fists for battle. 49 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:56,210 Some more business news. Taco Bell just released their new spicy Volcano 50 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,210 Quesarito. 51 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,440 It's called the Volcano Quesarito because whoever eats it could erupt at 52 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,440 time. 53 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:09,900 If you eat a Volcano Quesarito then drink a Baja Blast, you're legally 54 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,480 considered a weapon of mass destruction. 55 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:19,740 Some TV news this week was the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt 56 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:21,660 City, and it was pretty heated. 57 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:26,110 There was a lot of drama between Meredith and Bronwyn. Now, if you missed 58 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:30,030 don't worry, because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the 59 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:32,790 are The Roots' own Tariq and Questlove. 60 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:39,750 Thanks, Jimmy. 61 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:43,670 Tonight I'll be playing the role of Bronwyn, a fashion historian who is 62 00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:46,310 confronting Meredith about lying about a conversation. 63 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:51,090 And I'll be playing Meredith, a boutique owner who's being confronted by Bronwyn 64 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:53,330 about... lying about a conversation. 65 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:56,070 Okay. Whenever you're ready. 66 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:06,670 I wanted to chat with you and I wanted to make sure I'm not reading into 67 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:13,370 something weird. I thought you had a little bit of an uncomfortable 68 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:19,190 with me. I felt like you were asking me what was said at lunch. And if people 69 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:20,190 were... 70 00:04:21,149 --> 00:04:22,370 Didn't ask you that. 71 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:25,650 You didn't ask me what was said at lunch yesterday? 72 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:31,850 No, I didn't. Well, you asked me what happened at lunch. This is not true. 73 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:34,090 This is true. 74 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:41,210 Meredith, I am goop, dag, bop, bam, boop, befuddled. I don't agree 75 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:45,550 with you. I'm not going to agree to something that didn't happen. 76 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:48,970 You did ask me about the lunch. I... 77 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:55,320 Didn't ask. You said, I'm nervous about tonight. I don't know what's coming. And 78 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,820 I said, well, I don't either. I was just trying to be nice. 79 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,040 That's it. 80 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:04,320 I'm really effing irritated. 81 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:09,260 And really effing hurt, Meredith. 82 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:15,180 And I feel like you're working me. And I feel like you use me. 83 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:19,790 And I feel like when you want something from me, you think I suck. I'm like the 84 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:23,590 pokey little puppy that's just going to run behind you. And I tell you things 85 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:27,970 because I haven't cared about you. Are you lying right now or do you not 86 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:31,250 remember? Or are you gaslighting the out of me? Because it's one of those 87 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:32,250 options, Meredith. 88 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:37,410 None of the above, Bronwyn. And I don't like your accusations. 89 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:39,230 You know what? 90 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:43,350 I know you said it. And that's good enough for me. 91 00:05:43,570 --> 00:05:46,370 But I was a good acting friend to you. 92 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:48,190 Acting. 93 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:53,950 Bravo! 94 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:56,310 Bravo! 95 00:05:58,390 --> 00:06:00,450 Bravo! Bravo! 96 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:03,070 Bravo! Bravo! 97 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:05,590 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 98 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:06,790 Bravo! Bravo! 99 00:06:20,159 --> 00:06:23,440 Karen. When Karen's heard, they demanded to speak to a manager and won their 100 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,219 title back. 101 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:25,280 We have a great show. 8189