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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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-(DAWN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) -It's 9:50, you know that?
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-Pardon? -It's 9:50.
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-Well, I can't speak... Here he is. -Hiya.
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Hiya. Nice jacket.
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-Whatever. -Looks a bit like mine.
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-What make's yours? -Armani.
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-Expensive. -And yours?
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Sergio Georgini.
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Isn't it...
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New shoes as well.
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Quite a heel on them.
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-We still on for 10:00? -Yup.
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People see me and see the suit
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and they go, you're not fooling anyone.
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They know I'm rock'n'roll through and through.
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But you know that old thing, "Live fast, die young"?
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Not my way.
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Live fast, sure. Live too bloody fast sometimes.
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But, uh, die young?
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Die old.
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That's the way.
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I'm not orthodox, you know. I don't live by "The rules", you know.
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If there's one other person who's influenced me in that way of thinking,
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someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system,
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then it's Ian Botham.
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Because Beefy will happily say,
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"That's what I think of your selection policy." Yeah?
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"Yes, I've hit the odd copper, yes, I've enjoyed the odd doobie.
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"But will you piss off and leave me alone?
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"I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics."
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You been, uh, reorganising stuff out there?
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-Uh, just been... -Just looks a bit chaotic, that's all.
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-Assimilating. -Re-assimilating. And, uh...
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Re-assimilating what?
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-Just taking on people and putting them into... -Into lots?
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-Yeah. Just categorising. -(CLEARS THROAT)
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Not in any sort of like, you know, "Label me",
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but, uh, just, you know, "That's your vibe. That's your vibe."
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-Hmm-mmm. -You know.
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-(LAUGHING) -What's in here, then? Let's have a look.
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-Oh, my God. A leather basque! -ALL: Oh!
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-Fantastic. -WOMAN: Ooh!
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I've always wanted one of these, actually. Leather Basque.
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-Cheers, guys. Thank you. -(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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-(ALL LAUGHING) -WOMAN: Fantastic!
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(ALL COMMENTING INDISTINCTLY) (LAUGHING)
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You should try it on, try on properly.
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In case you have to take it back.
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-Try it on without that stuff underneath. -It fits!
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-Lovely. -Happy birthday.
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(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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-Oh, my God! It's disgusting. -MAN: Even I'm shocked.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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You dirty males! Does it work?
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One size fits all. (LAUGHS)
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Can I just... Sorry. Can I just...
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Look at the face. Look at the face.
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-Gareth, look at the face. -Ugh!
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I can't believe you're touching that.
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-Why? Look at this. -It's disgusting.
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You don't know where that's been, mate.
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Well, I do know where. It's been in the box, Gareth.
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No, I mean at the factory. You don't know what goes on...
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The factory. Your amazing mind again.
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In my experience, women who work in factories are slappers.
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So, don't know what's...
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Thank you, everybody, for my lovely presents.
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-They're malleable... -Hmm-mmm.
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And you know, that's what I like, really.
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I don't like people coming in with, uh,
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"Or we do it this way or we do it that way."
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I just want to go,
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"Do it this way if you like.
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"If you don't..."
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Team playing. I call it "Team individuality".
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It's a new... It's like a management style.
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-Again, guilty, unorthodox. Sue me. -It's not you...
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-But you know, nothing ever changes... -(CLEARS THROAT)
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...by staying the same.
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Quite literally.
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Hi, guys.
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-Hello. -Hi.
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-You like that, don't you? -What?
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Is that because it looks like yours?
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Yeah. It's identical, sort of.
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Well, mine's not that size, it's very, very tiny, but it is made of plastic.
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Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic. (CHUCKLING)
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-I dare you to go put it in Brent's office. -(CHUCKLES)
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-Why? -It's a dare.
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Yeah, I know. But he's having a meeting with Neil, I can't...
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Yeah, well, it's kind of a challenge, mate.
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And why would I do that?
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'Cause it would make me laugh.
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-I'll do it. -No, I'll do it. It's all right.
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Look, all you gotta do is just, you know,
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go in there and hide it in there somewhere, that's all.
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-Just hide it? Simple. -Yeah.
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It couldn't be easier.
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Straightforward.
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(GIGGLING)
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-(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -Come in.
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I'm sorry to interrupt. Um, I just wondered if...
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That's embarrassing. I've completely forgotten what I came here for.
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-Oh, that's all right. -I'm sorry. Um...
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-Go on. -Come on, come on, Tim.
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-Get it back. No! -Too many late nights.
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-No, sorry. It's totally gone. -Don't worry about it.
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-I'm holding your folder. Sorry. -It's fine.
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Um, I just... No, it's gone. BSE. No more beef.
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As you're here, um... There's something you can do for me.
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-My lot haven't even been down to the warehouse here. -Okay.
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-Um, it'd be... Would you mind taking them down? -Not at all.
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-There's not a lot to see. -Well, you know,
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in one organisation, I think it could be a good idea
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for everyone to know everyone else.
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If you just tell Glynn I said it's okay.
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(STAMMERING) Tell Taffy
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that I said it was okay and that Neil agrees with me.
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Okay. Cool.
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-That's great. Thanks, Tim. -All right.
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-I'm sorry. That was brilliant. -That was absolutely...
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-Did you see where it went? Went under the folder. -(GIGGLES)
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-Gareth, out of 10? -Give it a three.
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-Three? -Three?
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Yeah, I just wanted to make an enquiry about the order.
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You can't beat a bit of bully!
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Bulls-eye. Here they are. Likely lads.
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-Hi. -New shoes?
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-Fashion. -Do you want a go?
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Yeah.
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Up to the oche. Let Tony look after you.
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-(ALL LAUGH) -Oh, dear.
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Nothing in this game for two in a bed.
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(CLATTERING)
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Shit flights on those, are they? No wonder.
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Oh, a bit fuddy-duddy, darts, for a couple of young lads?
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-Not young. 29. -Ooh. Over the hill.
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How old would you say I was, if you didn't know me?
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-40? -No. How old do you think I look?
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No, um...
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-39. -Most people think I look about 30. So...
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-Definitely not. -Oh, you're calling them liars?
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Maybe... What do you think?
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-Well, between 30 and 40. -Yes.
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More honest.
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(MOTOR WHIRRS)
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Okay. Uh, now guys, we're about to enter a warehouse environment.
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Now, I must warn you, some of the people here will be working-class.
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-(LAUGHING) -There may be arse-cleavage, so...
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-Ooh! -Just, uh, find a partner.
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Uh, hold hands. Don't talk to anyone, though. Okay?
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Are you cheering? All right. Okay. Let's go.
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(LAUGHING)
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(MOTOR WHIRRING)
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(CLEARS THROAT) Here's the hub of the operation.
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-Hi. -Working hard as usual.
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All right?
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-The stripper's arrived. -(ALL LAUGHING)
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I'll tell you what. I'm gonna give you five minutes, but no touching.
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I always knew you were bent.
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Mate, don't worry. She'll get the old knookers out for a tenner.
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-Fuck off. -(MEN LAUGHING)
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What?
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Oi, lend us a tenner! (LAUGHS)
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You won't see them tonight.
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That's all right. I've got cable.
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Okay, um...
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I'm gonna show you this aisle first.
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-Bender! -(MEN TITTERING)
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No!
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Get lost, you cheeky bastard.
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(SNORTS) No!
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-David. This is Ray and Jude. -Yeah?
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Um, Ray and Jude... Sorry. Forgotten where you're from.
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Uh, from Cooper & Webb consultants.
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Who's Cooper and who's Webb?
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Neither of us.
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I bet you get that all the time, do you?
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No.
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Um, anyway, uh...
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First things first. Any more mail?
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"Mr D. Brent." That's me.
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(SNAPS) Come through.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Oh...
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Must just...
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Uh, always...
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Shoot.
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-Well, uh, are you aware of what we do? -No.
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Basically, uh, we organise training days for corporations and individuals
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who pay to get an advantage in business.
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Um, but it's not just telling them boring facts.
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We also have business experts who train them how to act,
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how to walk into a room and say, "I'm the guy you gotta do business with."
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Okay. I'm gonna stop you there.
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I really don't need anything like that.
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I do all my own in-house training.
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Sorry. No, no, sorry.
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Uh, we're not trying to get your business.
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We very much like you to be one of our experts.
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Mmm. Good choice.
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Why did you dudes swing by here in the first place?
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Well we'd heard a lot of good things about Wernham Hogg.
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We also got your name from a guy we work with called Andy Hitchcock.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, that Cockles. Cocky. The Big Cock.
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Uh, next time you're talking to him,
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just ask him if he got the grass stains out of his trousers.
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Not in front of his wife, 'cause...
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'Cause... Was...
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What sort of tip would you want me on first?
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We're looking for people who are dynamic,
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but who are also good communicators.
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-Sure. -It's a corporate message, but...
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Obviously, we're after people who can communicate with young people, uh, 20-somethings.
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-You don't see heels like those much nowadays. -You can still find them.
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Um...
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-What sort of bunse are we looking at? -Sorry?
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-Um, well, to start with... -Bunsen burner.
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Bunsen burner, nice little earner. Hence the...
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Bunse.
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Uh, well, to begin with we'd put you on about £300.
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£300? Just for an hour's work?
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Well, no. You'd only talk for about 15 minutes.
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(LAUGHS) Fifteen minutes! That's...
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That's £1,200 an hour pro rata.
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That's the sort of fee I'd be looking at for this, so, you know... Yeah.
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-When would you want to do it? -Well, soon.
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Count me in. Thank you.
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Sorry, do you have a diary? We could make some dates now.
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Absolutement. Uh, what's that?
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-It's a dildo. -Is it yours?
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-No! -No. No. Wow. I don't know... Sorry.
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This is an example of problems. Let's have a look.
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Okay, everybody.
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What am I doing in there with a dildo?
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She says it's not hers and I for one believe her. So whose is it?
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Right. What's it doing in there?
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It was a birthday present, um, but I don't know what it's doing in there.
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Okay. So, good harmless fun. But, you know...
244
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Is it today your birthday? Many happy returns.
245
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,400
But, what have we learnt from this?
246
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:01,834
Not to leave your dildo lying around?
247
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Don't let it out of your sight because it can wind up anywhere.
248
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,400
-(BUZZING) -Oh. What's that?
249
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:12,200
Just...
250
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,200
Sorry. How do you...
251
00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:17,834
Oh, it's worse. Now, what do you do when that happens?
252
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,434
Well, you probably like...
253
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:23,767
Just can you get that, make sure that gets back to...
254
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:27,067
-Can we put some dates in? -Yeah, sure. We're actually in the middle of something.
255
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,567
So and that...
256
00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:33,334
(ALL MUMBLING)
257
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,534
-You've got to smuggle this somewhere about your person. -(LAUGHS)
258
00:13:47,601 --> 00:13:48,901
I'm not saying anything about...
259
00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:51,234
Well, tell me about you first.
260
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,100
If you want to see bravery, come to me. I'll do a dare.
261
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,100
-Bravery? Oh, yeah. -Yeah, come on.
262
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,367
Okay, okay. You know what? Okay.
263
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,167
I'm gonna phone... No.
264
00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:01,467
I'm going to write things for you to say. Now come here.
265
00:14:01,534 --> 00:14:05,601
And then I'm gonna phone David and I want you to say exactly what I write down, okay?
266
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,100
-No way. You'll make me sound like a bender. -(DIAL TONE)
267
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,167
No, look. I swear I won't.
268
00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:10,567
-No way, no. -It'll just be...
269
00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,534
It'll just be funny things. It'll come out cute.
270
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,767
I'm not. I'm not gonna say anything that makes me sound like a bender.
271
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,500
-DAVID: Hello? -Hi, it's Gareth.
272
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,834
Hiya. I'm in a meeting at the moment, Gareth.
273
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:22,234
Yeah. Um, just gonna say a few things.
274
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,300
All right.
275
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,968
You're... You're doing a great job.
276
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,100
Okay.
277
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:33,033
Just an employee saying what a superb job I'm doing. Is that it?
278
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,901
No. I like your little beard.
279
00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:39,200
Okay. Is that it?
280
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:40,968
(STAMMERING) One more thing.
281
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,567
-What? -Um...
282
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You should wear tighter trousers.
283
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,467
-Can I give you a call back? -Yeah. Bye.
284
00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:58,701
-That was genius! Genius. Genius. -GARETH: Thank you.
285
00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,267
Brilliant.
286
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,167
We have a website with profiles of all our speakers on them.
287
00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:18,834
-Would you mind answering a few questions? -No. Go for it.
288
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,367
Okay.
289
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,534
If you could have a working lunch with anyone,
290
00:15:22,601 --> 00:15:24,767
living or dead, who would it be?
291
00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:29,801
Martin Luther King
292
00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:32,367
and the Dalai Lama.
293
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,467
And Rory Bremner.
294
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,834
Just, uh, 'cause they could get a bit heavy, couldn't they, the two of them?
295
00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:39,100
And he'd lighten things up.
296
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,400
Probably do impressions of them. And me. (LAUGHS)
297
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,701
What's your biggest disappointment?
298
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:50,267
-Alton Towers. -Oh.
299
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:52,701
-I've never been. -It's rubbish. Next.
300
00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:58,367
-Hello. -Hiya.
301
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:02,300
Still doing practical jokes?
302
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,500
I'm trying to do some work now. Should be giving them a rest.
303
00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,934
-Ooh! I've got some. -Have you?
304
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,701
-Yeah. -What you got?
305
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,767
Oh...
306
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,367
I used to do loads... What were they?
307
00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:21,033
Ah, you know. We can... We can think of some.
308
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,167
We can... Yeah, absolutely.
309
00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:23,734
-Some new ones. -Yeah, okay.
310
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,367
-Let's think of some good ones. -For...
311
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,567
-For... Hmm. What about Gareth? -Hmm.
312
00:16:27,634 --> 00:16:30,067
It's about time he had some tricks played on him, I think.
313
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,734
What would your motto be?
314
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,200
(WHISPERS) My motto be.
315
00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:38,000
Well, I've noticed that some bosses are intimidated
316
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,133
by training their staff up too well.
317
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,767
They don't... I don't mind it. I actually like my staff to be better than me.
318
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:49,801
That way, you know, keeps me on my toes. So my motto would be,
319
00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:55,500
be careful 'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes
320
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,734
and do your job better...
321
00:16:57,801 --> 00:17:00,934
than...you...do it.
322
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:07,100
Heh, heh.
323
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,467
-I'm gluing the phone. -(CHUCKLING)
324
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:13,234
-In the name of fun. -He will hate you.
325
00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:21,467
(ALL CHEERING)
326
00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,133
-What's in it, do you know? -It's, uh...
327
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,167
-What's this? -WOMAN: You cooked it.
328
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:33,100
Sorry, it's just, uh, little birthday bash for Trudy. It's her birthday.
329
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,567
Who organised this?
330
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:35,834
I did.
331
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,267
Bit over the top, isn't it?
332
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:42,601
-How much did that cost you? We paying you too much? -I made it myself.
333
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,667
-Made it yourself? -Every year he does it.
334
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,667
Oh. Bit sweet, innit? Too rich.
335
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,667
That's really nice.
336
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:52,567
You ought to taste the lemon drizzle cake, it's even better.
337
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:54,033
(LAUGHS)
338
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,968
I prefer a flan.
339
00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,667
Whoo!
340
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:01,968
(LAUGHTER)
341
00:18:03,968 --> 00:18:05,968
-(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) -She's a prude, but...
342
00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:07,801
-No, she's not. -She is.
343
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,801
What, for real? Really?
344
00:18:11,868 --> 00:18:14,167
I'll be 40? (LAUGHS)
345
00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:17,601
It's true. It's true. I mean, every time that does happen...
346
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,300
So, what, are you in a meeting?
347
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,801
(STAMMERING) I've just had an interesting meeting.
348
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,434
See those two people over there? They're business people.
349
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,367
And, uh, they're quite important, actually.
350
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,067
And they got a business and they, uh,
351
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:31,667
they arrange sort of seminars, management training seminars
352
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:34,934
where they get expert speakers to come and try to sort of...
353
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,834
John Harvey-Jones type figures.
354
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,267
They've asked me.
355
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,033
So... Yeah.
356
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,200
Uh, it's perfect for me, though, 'cause not only
357
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,901
do I know about that sort of stuff, I've got a sort of natural authority with people,
358
00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:49,300
but, um, I'm an all-round entertainer, so they, you know...
359
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:53,234
Those qualities. Keep it under your hat. Okay?
360
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,734
See those two business people over there?
361
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,734
(PHONE RINGS)
362
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,567
-Is that you? -Yeah.
363
00:19:14,634 --> 00:19:16,567
-You're funny. Could have had my eye out. -(LAUGHS)
364
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,601
-Hello. Gareth Keenan. -Cock!
365
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,434
Thank you. Thank you.
366
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,100
Oh, glorious! Did you see that? He still picked it up.
367
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:34,634
-Was that you? (LAUGHS) -We glued it.
368
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:37,267
Was that... (LAUGHS)
369
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,400
Was that like superglue? Oh, my God.
370
00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:42,267
-(WOMAN TALKS INDISTINCTLY) -Oh. Yes.
371
00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:44,667
All right. Obviously, it wouldn't take very much of your time. Just...
372
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:48,400
I really appreciate your interest, but I'm just so busy at the moment...
373
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:49,868
What are we talking about? What are we talking about?
374
00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:51,901
Uh, we're just trying to involve this chap in motivation.
375
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:54,901
-Oh, after you've asked me. It's a bit rude, innit? -A bit rude?
376
00:19:54,968 --> 00:19:56,634
Oh, no. We'd use both of you for different seminars.
377
00:19:56,701 --> 00:19:58,300
-I can do them both. -I can't, yeah.
378
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,167
-Anyway. -I can't do it anyway.
379
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:01,534
-Can I have your card anyway, just in case? -No point. Is there?
380
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,400
We thought we might be able to persuade you.
381
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,734
Well, he said no once. If he goes back on it, he's weak. Innit?
382
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,634
So...
383
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:09,901
Well, anyway, we ought to be going.
384
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,033
Yeah. Leave it as it was. Yeah, as agreed.
385
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,400
-Okay. -We'll be in touch.
386
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:16,701
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. Bye.
387
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:20,701
-Oh. So you're definitely not doing it, you said. So... -(CLEARS THROAT)
388
00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,167
I thought you were trying to worm your way in.
389
00:20:22,234 --> 00:20:25,334
-No. I'm not interested. -Why? Beneath you, is it?
390
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,734
No. I just don't think you can teach people that sort of thing.
391
00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:29,834
-Either you can do it or you can't. -Well...
392
00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:32,500
-Depends who the guru is. So... -Yeah.
393
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,767
-Beware of false prophets. (LAUGHS) -No.
394
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,634
That's my point. Innit? It's not all about profits. So...
395
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:42,067
-I meant prophets, as in... -I meant, I meant. If only, if only.
396
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,067
If only me auntie had bollocks, she'd be me uncle.
397
00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:50,701
(MAN LAUGHING)
398
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,601
Every time in one.
399
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,334
-Okay Top Trumps. -Top Trumps.
400
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,133
-Pop stars? -I'm in. Pop stars.
401
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,634
-Right. Do you know how to play? -Yeah...
402
00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:03,167
No. I don't talk about my love life
403
00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:04,701
for a very good reason.
404
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,901
And that reason is, I don't have one. Um...
405
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:11,667
Which is good news for the ladies, I suppose. I am still available.
406
00:21:11,734 --> 00:21:14,267
Uh, I'm a heck of a catch. 'Cause... Let's look at it...
407
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:18,467
I live in Slough, in a lovely house...
408
00:21:18,534 --> 00:21:21,701
With my parents. (CHUCKLES)
409
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:25,667
I have my own room, which I've had since, yeah, since I was born.
410
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:28,901
Um... That's seen a lot of action, I tell you.
411
00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:31,300
Mainly dusting. But, uh...
412
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:33,767
I went to university for a year as well,
413
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,334
before I dropped out, so I'm a quitter.
414
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,801
Uh, so, yeah, form an orderly queue, ladies.
415
00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:42,567
Look at him though.
416
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,100
It... Right. I've been on safari
417
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:46,901
-and I've never seen anything like that. -(LAUGHS)
418
00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:48,400
That's preposterous.
419
00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:51,701
-I've got 94. I have got 94! -(WOMAN LAUGHING)
420
00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,634
No. I do.
421
00:21:53,701 --> 00:21:56,901
-Well, I've been known to do that. -(LAUGHING)
422
00:21:56,968 --> 00:21:59,334
-Are you complaining? -No, I'm not complaining.
423
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,701
Number of haircuts. Is that a valid thing?
424
00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:04,601
-One. -Are you getting mullered?
425
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:07,167
-Not really. -Right. You've spilt some on your...
426
00:22:07,234 --> 00:22:08,968
-Yeah, I know I have. -Right.
427
00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:10,500
-Shall we carry on with the game, please? -I want to carry on.
428
00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:11,701
-I wish you would. -(LAUGHS)
429
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:14,667
Shh... Can I have a sh... Pop act?
430
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,234
But if they wanna pay me that for...
431
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,868
For 15 minutes work, that is their...
432
00:22:18,934 --> 00:22:20,767
-(MOBILE RINGS) -Oh, sorry...
433
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,267
Chris Finch. (CHUCKLES)
434
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:28,634
Finchy! All right? Go on.
435
00:22:28,701 --> 00:22:31,167
What's the difference between a fox and a dog? Go on.
436
00:22:32,634 --> 00:22:35,500
About eight pints of lager.
437
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:38,701
It's party time here, mate. You coming in?
438
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:41,200
-Why not? -'Cause I'm already here, you fat twat!
439
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:43,167
Hey, Finchy. Chris Finchy. Here he is.
440
00:22:43,234 --> 00:22:44,567
Neil, my very good friend, Chris Finch.
441
00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:46,601
I know Chris. Nicks all my jokes.
442
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,634
I do not nick 'em, I borrow 'em.
443
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,801
Uh, has that uh, that Lisa moved up here?
444
00:22:50,868 --> 00:22:53,634
No, no, no. She left. She's looking for a job.
445
00:22:53,701 --> 00:22:55,100
-Well, if it's a blow job, I can help her. -(CACKLING)
446
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,868
Not that desperate for money.
447
00:22:56,934 --> 00:23:01,033
-Tell her I'll take her up the dole office! -Dole orifice!
448
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,934
-Rubbish. That's better. -Well, I've got a vacancy she can fill!
449
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,334
His work. Don't try and...
450
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,434
(CACKLING)
451
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,734
-What are you like? -Another one.
452
00:23:11,801 --> 00:23:13,500
Once a year, kid.
453
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,234
-Cheers, cheers, cheers to me, yet again. -Cheers.
454
00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:37,167
If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me.
455
00:23:37,234 --> 00:23:39,100
I've got about five different sets.
456
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,167
Don't try to beat me on Monster Trucks, though. 'Cause you won't.
457
00:23:41,234 --> 00:23:43,167
My specialty.
458
00:23:43,234 --> 00:23:45,334
-Yeah, well, 's a game of chance, though, innit? So... -No. It's not.
459
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,634
I would know what cards you got immediately just through which cards I got.
460
00:23:48,701 --> 00:23:52,167
I used to play it, just by myself with a dummy hand,
461
00:23:52,234 --> 00:23:54,634
for just testing out every different scenario,
462
00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:58,167
which cards beat which other cards, for hours sometimes.
463
00:23:58,234 --> 00:24:01,968
Three or four hours at a time, but put in the work, the rewards are obvious.
464
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,334
So I know exactly what cards you've got in your hand
465
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,434
from what cards I got, and I would know probability-wise
466
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:14,868
exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat statistically any card
467
00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:17,133
that you could have in your hand at that precise moment.
468
00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:19,968
You will never win.
469
00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:22,701
It'd still be fun, though.
470
00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,834
Do you know what I'm getting for... What they're paying me for this?
471
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,300
-No. -Right.
472
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:32,100
Fifteen minutes work, yeah? 300 quid.
473
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:34,434
-1,200 quid an hour. -So... You do the math.
474
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:38,234
-Yeah. It'd be 1,200 quid an hour. -So, that's the sort of...
475
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,534
-Can I have a birthday kiss, please? -You certainly can!
476
00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:44,300
-All right. No tongues. -Oh.
477
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,400
Oh, that's good, isn't it?
478
00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:53,901
Didn't ask me out of respect. Knows I'd say no.
479
00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:57,834
Didn't cross a boundary and that's... That's, you know... Good girl!
480
00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:02,500
-Go on. No. -(ALL LAUGHING)
481
00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:07,667
It is a good idea. I always do it from behind if I don't like their face.
482
00:25:07,734 --> 00:25:10,534
Cheeky bastard! You like my face, don't you, love?
483
00:25:10,601 --> 00:25:12,667
I love your face. I think you're beautiful.
484
00:25:12,734 --> 00:25:14,434
Yeah, well, you can still do me from behind, then.
485
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,000
Ooh! I'll bear it in mind, then. (LAUGHS)
486
00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,500
I'll, uh, I'll do you from behind if you want.
487
00:25:20,567 --> 00:25:22,634
It's just a quick in-and-out, no strings attached.
488
00:25:23,801 --> 00:25:25,767
That's really sweet.
489
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:27,701
Why don't you put that in an email to me?
490
00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:30,167
All right.
491
00:25:43,534 --> 00:25:46,000
# One kiss, two kiss, three kiss, four kiss
492
00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:48,901
-# Five kiss, seven kiss, eight kiss, more # -Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
493
00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,000
Birthday girl.
494
00:26:00,067 --> 00:26:02,167
-Hello. -Oh. Hello.
495
00:26:02,234 --> 00:26:03,834
-Oh, you all right? -Mmm-hmm.
496
00:26:03,901 --> 00:26:05,534
-Good. -Yeah?
497
00:26:05,601 --> 00:26:08,200
-Mmm. -I'm just gonna have a quick word.
498
00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:11,234
See, I know it's your birthday and you're... You're flirting with
499
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,000
You're mucking around, you know.
500
00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:15,334
I know you wouldn't take any further...
501
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,868
-Oh, I would! Yeah. -Wow.
502
00:26:17,934 --> 00:26:20,033
Why not? You know, it's all equal.
503
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,133
-No, I'm just having a laugh, aren't I? -No, you are...
504
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,267
It's just that I don't know what you're after.
505
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,334
A man! Hung like a shire horse.
506
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,200
-Oh. -(LAUGHS)
507
00:26:28,267 --> 00:26:30,901
Aren't they big magnificent animals?
508
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,801
-You say what you mean, don't you? -Mmm-hmm.
509
00:26:34,868 --> 00:26:38,968
I'm just not sure you're going to find what you're after in here.
510
00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:41,067
See, I'd ask you, but you're a bit old, really.
511
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,400
In my 30s. Give me a break.
512
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,267
-Born in the '30s. -(BOTH LAUGHING)
513
00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:48,133
I'm 30-something. (STAMMERING) I'm 30s.
514
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,834
Yeah, but you've let yourself go a bit, didn't you?
515
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:51,701
-I've let myself go a bit? Look at yourself. -Yeah.
516
00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:54,133
You're an embarrassment, love. To be honest.
517
00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:00,567
-Bull rags? -What?
518
00:27:00,634 --> 00:27:03,601
-I thought you said bull rags. -No. No. Raw eggs.
519
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:07,067
If you keep on eating raw eggs, it makes you randy,
520
00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:11,834
but at the same time, you know, it allows you to do as many reps as you want.
521
00:27:11,901 --> 00:27:16,000
-So, uh, how's the old car business? -All right.
522
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:18,000
-Who's this? -That's The Corrs, innit?
523
00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:20,167
Oh, yeah. I like The Corrs. Done some good tunes.
524
00:27:20,234 --> 00:27:21,901
-Yeah. Didn't write that one, though. -(CLEARS THROAT)
525
00:27:21,968 --> 00:27:23,834
-No? Who's that? -No.
526
00:27:23,901 --> 00:27:25,133
-Don't you know? -No.
527
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,067
Oh, not into pop music, I suppose?
528
00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:29,734
Well, I prefer R&B, really. So who wrote... So who wrote that?
529
00:27:29,801 --> 00:27:32,167
Fleetwood Mac. And I prefer their version as well.
530
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,300
Well, uh, I know who I'd rather wake up with!
531
00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:36,033
Oh, sexist, Neil.
532
00:27:36,234 --> 00:27:38,367
They can play my instrument any day.
533
00:27:38,434 --> 00:27:41,400
Oh, bawdy. I don't think you pull women like the Corrs with that sort of attitude.
534
00:27:41,467 --> 00:27:42,634
-Yeah, 'cause you'd know. -(LAUGHING)
535
00:27:42,701 --> 00:27:44,167
Wow. Wow. I don't know, you're laughing?
536
00:27:44,234 --> 00:27:46,300
Because I'm a dark horse. So you don't, you don't...
537
00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:47,834
Yeah. Like you could get anyone like The Corrs.
538
00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,868
Yeah, well, I...
539
00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:51,434
Just 'cause I don't kiss and tell doesn't mean I don't get...
540
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:54,434
You don't normally kiss, so you got nothing to tell.
541
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,467
-He'd end up with the brother. -(ALL LAUGHING)
542
00:27:56,534 --> 00:27:58,067
No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't.
543
00:27:58,133 --> 00:27:59,534
I'd push the brother out the room,
544
00:27:59,601 --> 00:28:01,367
I'd get the other three and I'd bend them all over,
545
00:28:01,434 --> 00:28:04,367
and I'd do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one who plays violin.
546
00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:16,534
Oh, see?
547
00:28:16,601 --> 00:28:20,033
Your... Your fault. Putting filth in people's minds.
548
00:28:35,634 --> 00:28:39,234
# So what becomes of you, my love
549
00:28:41,634 --> 00:28:46,200
# When they have finally stripped you of
550
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,634
# The handbags and the gladrags
551
00:28:48,701 --> 00:28:52,701
# That your granddad had to sweat so you could buy #
552
00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,000
(MOANING)
553
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,200
(GRUNTING)
554
00:28:57,267 --> 00:28:59,234
-My knees hurt. -Nearly done.
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