All language subtitles for Stella s03e05

Truce, then, Mr Jackson.

Truce, then. This is nice.

Excuse me.

You told me to finish you off. Do you
want to finish off?

I'm sorry, I'm fine.

That was really stupid of me.

No, it wasn't.

I think you should go home right now.

Marcus, it's me again.

Look, do you think we could have a chat
today?

It's been nearly a week now and... Do
you know what my head's in?

You've hardly said a word to me since...
You know.

I don't want to lose my job over there,
but at the moment I'm hating coming to

work.

It's horrible.

Right, I've sorted the road out. Don't
forget, Julie's at her sister's wedding,

so I've asked Anna to cover.

And the rep from Finch's will be in on
Wednesday. And Amy will ask if she can

leave early on Friday. Say no.

Right, that's all.

Come on, kids, let's go.

Come on, then.

Be good to your mum, yeah?

And one last thing.

What? Don't throw any wild parties while
I'm away and trash the house.

Collette? Yeah?

Safe journey.

Don't look at me like that.

It's actually very well written.

It's one of your textbooks, is it? Aye.

Sookie could feel his hot breath against
the back of her neck.

He moaned in pain. Not even mine.

It's probably your Auntie Paula's. Oh,
Auntie Paula's. I thought so.

He'll have his breakfast over Dragon
Tan.

Blimey, that dress is a bit much for
work, isn't it? It's called Fashion Man.

We should try it sometime.

Luke, are you going to give me a lift,
then, or what?

Don't ask me. I have no idea.

See you, Zoe.

Hey,

weren't you ready for school?

Work experience.

Oh, God, I meant to ask Bobby for you.
Do you get what I thought, Ed?

I'm doing it. Doing what?

We're in the middle of a global economic
meltdown.

This is me, experiencing it. Oh, Christ,
no. I hope Jack don't turn out to be a

smart -ass like this one.

There's no milk again.

So go and bite them. I can't. I'm
grounded.

Do you want me and Jack to go?

No, you're all right, love.

I could do with a fresh air, to be
honest.

You plug the engine doing that? Thanks,
but I know what

I'm doing. No, you don't.

Pop the bonnet up and I'll take a look.

What do you know about cars?

Well, nothing unless you open her up.
Now, come on.

Oh, under the dash on the right.

I'm impressed.

Well, a lifetime of owning crappy cars,
Bea. Every cloud.

Don't worry, Dad, I'll walk.

See you, fella. Bye -bye, Dad. OK,
darling. Bye. Sorry.

Yep. You've definitely flooded the
engine, and your manifold's cracked.

Jesus Christ! Oh, my God!

It's locked again!

We'll unlock it, then! OK, after three.

One, two... What are you counting?

Ah!

Ah! Oh!

OK, you're all right. I know what to do,
because I am a nurse.

Well, training nurse, anyway.

Uh... Peas!

Peas!

Where are they training you? The little
step!

for this week.

Very quiet.

I'm Di Davis. You haven't got nothing.

Again. That's because I'm not one of
your drivers. I'm your partner.

Pity you're not a silent one right now.

Yamto, you're on the all -inclusive
night out at Reflection.

See that railing off of the X Factor.
What a joke.

Ladies' night, is it? I've not been
specific because I'm not one for gender

stereotypes, Ben, but there'll be a
heavy bias for sure.

Hold up.

A bus full of women are my doggy man.

You're all right, Chihuahua.

I know which side my bread is bad,
Eddie.

It's not you I'm worried about, Sam.

I can smell the oxytocin on him, sir.

Reek for the stuff.

Sorry, is this the right place to make a
bus booking?

Indeed.

It's for the Applefield Care Home up in
Port Allen. I don't know. We're very

busy at the moment.

It'll be a regular contract.

Hospital shuttle.

Once a week. Pick up tomorrow at two.

I suppose if I shift some stuff about,
too.

And we want Alan Williams to do it.

To do it? Yeah.

So can you do it or not?

Why not?

Take it, then.

Please.

Why not?

Great.

I'll see you tomorrow, then.

Don't be late, will you?

I won't.

And try not to lose any of them this
time, is it?

Senior citizens can move very fast,
despite they watch a call.

So we'll see you in six weeks.

Emma, when you've finished that, can I
have a word in the office, please?

Yeah. I won't be long.

Hey, maybe he's going to give you your
pay rise.

It's freezing.

Oh, stop mewling.

Meant to be cold and amid the pain.

I think I liked you better as a mechanic
than a nurse.

Did you?

Better keep it raised.

Stop the blood flow.

It isn't bleeding. Isn't it?

I didn't notice.

Are you okay? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
No, no, it's fine. No, it's not. It's

fine. Really, it is. I'm on drugs, you
see.

Are you?

What? No, not them kind of drugs.

Prescription drugs. And they're making
me a bit... Crazy.

Disinhibited.

So I shouldn't take it as a compliment,
then? Oh, God, no, not at all. Could

have been anyone.

Literally anyone with a pulse.

I don't find you remotely attractive.

Wow, what a confidence booster.

Ma 'am, have you got the milk yet?

Er, no, because Michael hurt his hand
and, erm... Anyway, feel done now?

Yeah, I think so. Good, cos I've got to
get on, really.

No,

work it, be run.

Except they haven't gone on because my
mother forgot to organise it. Yeah, all

right.

Oh, that's a shame.

You could come to our place if it's just
for the day.

Will I get to meet any criminals, like
bank robbers and stuff? Not really.

No, I think I'll leave it then.

Excuse me, you will not bloody well
leave it, Benjamin Morris. That's

kind of you, Michael. Say thank you.

Thank you.

I'm going to get changed, please.

School trousers, not jeans.

Thanks.

I'll wait out the front. Yeah.

Sit down.

You don't look like a smoker.

I only do it when I'm stressed.

OK. Five years ago, I met somebody else
and had an affair.

Right.

It nearly cost me my marriage, and I
promised Colette it would never, ever

happen again.

We only can't. It cannot ever happen
again. Do you understand me?

Am I being fired?

What?

No, of course not.

Emma, you're going to make a really good
hairdresser, and I don't want your

career getting ruined by some stupid
mistake, OK?

OK.

So let's just draw a line under it and
move on.

It never happened.

Agreed?

Yeah.

Your mum's coming in this morning, are
you?

11 o 'clock.

Good. Well, I'll look forward to meeting
her.

I know you're not happy, Micah.

Have you read all these books?

Yes, I have.

And are they all about law?

Uh, different aspects.

It's a complicated system.

Probate, conveyancing, divorce.

My mum's divorced?

Yeah, she did mention it.

Ages ago, mind. From my dad.

And then she met this bloke called Sean,
who had an arly and everything. But he

was too nice with him, which I don't
get.

And then she went off with Rob Morgan,
who was my brother's dad. But he's not

dad. He did a bunk to Canada when she
got pregnant with Luke.

And then he came back.

But that didn't work, cos she didn't
want to leave Ponterbury.

Is that everyone?

Well, there was this bloke from Newport
who made a clacking noise, apparently,

so we had to go.

Wow. Can I photocopy my head?

Well, that's hardly going to teach you
anything, is it? I know, but I'm bored.

Look, Ben, you're lucky to get this
opportunity.

It took me six months of letter -writing
and rejection to get my first

internship. Why?

Because these opportunities are like
gold dust.

The legal profession is an honourable
and noble craft.

We fight for the rights of people.

Like Lenny Mac, you mean.

Why did you mention Lenny Mac?

Saw his file on your shelf.

Those files are strictly confidential.

My dad said Lenny Mac's scum because of
what he did to Luke.

Don't you feel bad defending scum, Mike?

It's Michael, and I've got a prison
visit now.

Can I come?

No, you can stay here and sort out this
filing and read a chapter from this

book. All about the British justice
system and why every citizen has the

to a fair trial, no matter who they are.

And I'll be testing you on it when I get
back, OK?

Worse than school, this.

Nothing more satisfying than fitting a
new bonnet rod to your engine.

Here. Listen, Yant.

This oxytocin Verve was on about, where
can I get some?

In theory, if I wanted to, which I
probably don't.

You're talking love hormone there, Al.

Buyer beware.

Is this a possible woman? See, I want to
ask her.

The biggest adventure, what we can ever
take, is to live the life of our dreams.

Oprah Winfrey, that is.

And I do live by it every day.

Just ask her.

Oprah? No, man, Celia.

Ask Celia what? Nothing. Al wants to ask
her out. Oh.

Confident women like confident men, Al.

You're right there, Di Davis.

And what I like to do, when I need a
little something extra, is imagine I'm

someone else. Someone with authority.

Like a conductor.

What?

Orchestra.

Get yourself a baton, something
classical, a bit of Vivaldi, perhaps.

You'll be amazed by the results.

Di Davis?

Ah! How's it hanging, Daddy?

No, no, I can't say I am.

Mike, I have a word, please, Luke, in my
office.

I'll be with you in a moment, Mrs Jones.

Oh, great.

Because I've decided.

I'll take this one.

Cash.

Born salesman, this one is time.

Morning, Phil.

Jack. Good morning.

Aunty Brenda?

Mrs Aunty Brenda to you, sunshine.

You want to keep an eye on that one,
good girl?

You've got deep pockets, and I'm not
being metaphorical.

Hey, that's racist, that is. I haven't
looked nothing.

Yet. Don't worry, Unky Jag.

I've got all me eyes on him. Look.

Put this lot up in the window, would
you?

Sure thing. That'll be 120 per flower
per week.

Do what?

Charge in for the window.

What happened to local business? People
supported each other. I hope they didn't

give you an idea, Jaggedy Chowdhury.
Actually, it's mine.

It's daylight robbery.

Even Dick Turpin wore a mask. Aunty
Brenda, please. You're a highly valued

customer.

Please, please, Aunty Brenda. It's just
an idea.

It's an experiment.

And the rest?

What? Well, either that's a bottle of
vodka in your pants or you're over the

moon to see me.

You can keep it if you like.

Yeah?

What's the catch?

No catch.

It's on the house.

However, as we say in the old country,
if you've got room for a drink in your

pocket, you've got room for a girl in
your heart.

Do you want tea or coffee?

Please take tea, cos Anna's brass
machine drew my nut in.

All right, then, tea.

Hiya. You must be Stella.

I'm Marcus.

Oh, nice to meet you.

You look more like Emma's sister than
her mother.

Oh, sweetheart.

Thanks, Marcus.

Oh.

He's a charmer, isn't he?

Yeah, I suppose so.

To door, Mrs Warren.

You going anywhere nice on your holiday?

What are you doing?

I've just been texting my friend.

He's not going to believe me. This kid
in school, Joe Carter, his dad's been

done for fraud.

I've just been reading about it.

What? Hang on. I told you those files
were confidential. You can't just give

that. Michael, you've got to see what
Andy's done. He's so great with

Oh, sorry.

I didn't know you were with someone.

You're right.

I'm work experience.

A work experience?

How lovely.

Shouldn't you have run that by us, Mike?

No, it's just for a day. My mum sorted
it.

Oh, your mum's a next -door neighbour.

How very sweet of you to help her out
like that.

Did you actually want something?

Yes, just wanted to show you where we
are with the gala dinner.

Tickets are selling really well.

Making a pretty hefty wedge for charity.

And we wanted to show you the place
settings for on the night.

I'm not really interested, to be honest.

I told you he'd be like this.

Force yourself, Michael.

This event keeps us in people's minds,
makes us part of the community, and most

importantly, it brings us in business,
OK?

No, we could just advertise more.

Oh, for God's sake!

This is a bit of dinner and a dance.
Even you can manage that, can't you?

So what are you laughing at?

Sorry, this just isn't working.

Go sit in reception. You have to go
home.

I just tidied it up a bit, I thought.

Oh, Em, I love it.

You're actually really good, aren't you?

Don't sound so surprised.

God,

you nut.

Your's offer.

Nothing is a tough fight without a bit
of garnish, I tell.

Thanks. You need to get an appointment,
Auntie Brenda.

Good God, no.

I wouldn't let someone as underqualified
as you go near my hair.

Anyway, Myrna would go holistic.

No, what it was, I come to give out to
you.

Tomorrow night, a brief lection.

See that railing off of X Factor. I need
a bottle.

Let's have a look.

You've kept one of those?

Sounds like a laugh, isn't it, Anne?

Del, you fancy, eh?

Oh, I don't think it's meant for me,
Trash.

I stepped away from my sparkly boob tube
in 1983.

And to be honest, it was long overdue
even then.

Show them in.

Marcus, you come in.

While the cat's away and all that.

Well, the cadet is a cat, no nothing.

I'd love to, but it's a lad's night.

And you're worried you couldn't keep up
with us girls?

Oh, no, I couldn't. I've seen you in
action, don't forget.

Oh, don't tell.

Hey, I tell you what, I'll take some at
the hospital if you like, give them out

to the nurses.

Fine, but you tell them.

They pay the damages.

I know nurses.

Depravity on a stick.

Stop!

Ben?

What's the matter?

What is your problem?

Right, wait in the car, please, and say
sorry to my girl.

Sorry. No, really, it was nothing. Just
not the right day for it.

Look, I'm aware that what's happened
today might make things a bit awkward

between us. Yeah, I know. And like I
said, I don't know what's come over me.

I mean, you're nice looking and all, but
you're just not my type.

Right, actually, I meant my sending Ben
home, not you, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Dinner!

So sorry it didn't work out with your
boy.

Some kids just aren't suitable for this
sort of thing, and to be honest with

you, Michael really should have checked
with us first. Yeah, anyway, you'd

better be going.

I'm at the hospital all day tomorrow.
Lots to do. Oh, nothing too serious, I

hope.

No, I'm a nerd, remember?

Well, training to be.

Well done, you.

How brave to go back and start studying
at your age.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

who you remind me of, Len.

That Nicole Kidman.

After she got a divorce through from Tom
Cruise.

Right. And you know what she did next?

No. She never got married to Tom Cruise
again.

You think about it.

If you've got porridge stuck on one of
my copper bottoms again, I'll go mental.

Sorry, Sonia.

Sorry. I'm really glad you changed your
mind.

Yeah, well, I just thought, come on,
Stella Morris.

You're not quite over the hill yet.

You sure you don't fancy coming, Zor?

Hey, you go out to bed. I'll be ready
for my bed by half, eh?

Come on. Oh, Zor, if they're staying
in...

Why do I have to go up to Aunty
Brenda's? Because I don't trust you. And

Brenda won't let you out of her sight.

I'm 15.

My nature, I could be married, in the
army, with a moustache.

And if and when that happens, I might
let you out for your honeymoon.

So long.

See you, Pratt. Looking forward to
later, Ben.

We can have a kutch on the sofa and
watch my new car on the Midwife DVD, is

there?

Oh, mate.

Hiya. It's all imprisonment.

Oh, do be daft.

Michael will tell you.

Isn't it illegal for it to force me to
sit anti -Brenda tonight when I don't

want to?

I don't think it is, actually.

See? But you can come to ours if you
like. Katie's staying over, having

Oh, it's fine.

I've already sorted it out. Oh, please.

Go on.

All right, anti -Brenda, change of plan.

Ben is now staying in with Michael and
Katie.

Oh, I get it.

Traded me in for a younger model, have
you, Benny boy?

Will you fill your boots, son? Ha -ha!

Oh, this family is shaming.

Oh, thanks.

And if you get on your nerves, if that's
rifling through your documents, just

send them over the road.

OK.

You're coming undone, by the way.

Sorry?

Unraveling. Oh, this.

Tell you what, I've got five minutes.
Come inside and I'll redo it.

Um, I... Don't worry.

I won't bite.

Try and kiss you again.

Are they meant to be that big?

Of course they are.

I'm starting to think you might have
done this to me deliberately for your

coursework.

You're going to watch yourself next
week, then, because we'll be inserting

catheters.

There you go. All done.

Thanks.

I'm in all evenings, so send Ben round
whenever.

Off anywhere exciting?

She's going to see Rylan off the X
Factor. I'm regretting it already. I

might be a bit much.

I doubt anything fazes you, Mrs Morris.

See you. Bye.

What?

Nothing.

I'm going to work.

I told you what she was like.

Are you calling me a cheat?

Well, are you?

Excuse me, ladies, I'm looking for
Celia. Stay out of this, boy!

Right. Alan, sorry, I was getting jaffa
cakes.

They get a bit rowdy when they're
hungry.

I heard that.

We're not all deaf, you know.

Are we, Leo?

Leo!

Wait here, I'll get the others.

Great.

Nice to meet you again, by the way. Did
you sign in?

No. Well, you should have done.

You'll be lucky, boy.

Right.

Know what this is?

Mrs Wong?

Close, but no.

Skin.

Now, where skin is concerned, it'll come
as a surprise to everyone that it's the

biggest organ you've got.

It's not the biggest organ I've got.

Yes, Tom?

I can assure you it is.

Oh, grow up.

No one's penis is as big as a skin.

Not even Tom's.

What's this?

Oh, sorry, Cheryl. I was just giving
them out to my auntie.

Some of us thought of going.

Act your age, Stella Morris.

This is not the kind of thing a middle
-aged trainee nurse should be doing or

seen doing.

It's undignified.

If I saw someone like you at the mill
again, it'd make me feel physically

Ramp Allen.

Certainly,

madam.

Let's take the lift to the penthouse,
shall we?

You're not the idiot, Dorothy.

No, it's fine.

Understood. I'll keep strong.

Actually, I was wondering if you'd like
to come up for dinner with me sometime.

No, I would not, pervert.

No, no, I didn't mean you.

Now, look, he's trying to... Calm down.

That's enough. Don't make me take your
baroccas off you again.

He shouldn't be driving, that's for
sure.

Don't lie.

Bloody hell.

I'm going to move on if I were you, and
don't make eye contact with her when you

get there.

Right, will do.

Now, then.

I'd love to.

That is, if you were asking me out, and
not Dorothy.

Yes.

Yes, I would.

I'm not afraid of it.

Good. And make it somewhere nice, will
you?

No half -bucket of clucky chicken from
the high street, right?

OK.

Get a bloody move on, man!

How's business, Benno?

It's good.

Sold all my stock.

Let me know if you want any more.

All right?

All right.

How do you know I be here?

You're unemployed and you nick booze
from shops.

A park bench isn't that wild again.

Aye, less of that. I'll have you know
I'm an entrepreneur.

Oh, and you're even sexier when you're
angry.

Now pass me a drink, gorgeous.

Get to me.

Lenny. Just got out yesterday.

Wanted to surprise you.

Look, sorry we didn't come visit. It's
just they started searching Jack's

pushchair and I freaked out and... Shh,
shh, shh. I'm glad.

I don't ever want him going to that
place. It's not right.

Never should have asked.

You've got nothing to be sorry for.

Can I?

Yeah.

Sorry, it is.

Yeah, it is.

Picture I gots dead old now.

Come on then, mate.

You got him a present.

Come on, Jack.

Say hi to your dada.

I've got to go.

Please don't. Sorry.

Another day.

You total Berlin!

What did I do?

I'm back now, Uncle.

Where in heaven's name have you been?
You're nearly 20 minutes over your break

time. I know. I totally know. And do you
know why?

Why?

I know me neither.

I'm very, very sorry, though.

Very, very sorry. Well, don't do it
again. I'll be upstairs if you need me.

Are you sure about this? Totally.

This is a CCC TV blind spot.

They can't see a thing when you're here.

All right.

Not a thing.

I'm off now, Dave.

Oh, um, before you go, I meant to give
you this.

What for?

Commissioned for selling our car
yesterday.

I've not seen skills like that since
Silver Tongue Mary wrote this manor.

But she went on to other things.

Stretch limousines?

No, prison.

Guess you're doing it the other way
round.

Yeah, never again.

I got a much better plan than that. Just
wish I'd sold her a pricier car now.

Got the bug now, see? You got the bug.

Ha, ha, ha.

Hey, Jack.

Don't your nana look nice?

She's a glamorous granny, isn't she?

A guilt, apparently.

Hey, man, do you even know what that
stands for?

Who's a guilt? Nobody knows, then.

Mwah.

This is where we are spending the night.

What?

I can't afford that.

Yes, we can.

Di Davies gave me commission on my
unintentional car sale.

Shut up. Oh, well done, Dave.

It's one of them last -minute internet
jobbies, and I got you a manicure when

you get there and everything.

But what about the kids? I got Abra too
tonight.

Oh, Auntie Brenda'll have him, won't
she?

Yeah. And Jack is coming with us, so
come on then, get packing.

Hello?

Who's your new friend?

Where did you get this?

Is he coming too, little fella?

Hiya.

Hello.

Tonight's dinner.

Are you having pizza?

We are.

Make it myself from scratch.

Bloody hell.

Get you up a shoplifting charge and do
you a Sunday roast.

Every Ponteberry girl's dream, that.

Anyway, better go. Have a nice time.

Bye -bye.

Bye.

Get in the room, will you?

These boots aren't meant for standing.

Aw, it's nice to see you smiling, Presh.
Have you worried about you?

Yeah.

Does it work?

Um, it was, but it isn't no more.

Right then, you're going to park this up
and join us later, are you?

Take a seat, Liberty.

There's no standing room on this bus.

Calm down, Viv.

I'm not here for pleasure, it goes.

I'm recruiting.

The lady's toilet of reflections is like
a honeypot of self -doubt and

insecurity come midnight.

I've seen it myself.

It's not pretty.

See what?

When?

Hiya.

Oh, I'm starting to think this might
have been a bad idea.

I'm too old.

Oh, brother.

Dala, we're on the body bowl.

Is that as dangerous as it sounds?

Well... Hold on.

Am I the only bloke here?

No.

Not including the bus driver?

Well, yeah, but don't worry, there'll be
loads of fellas when we get there.

It confused me.

I thought you didn't approve of all
this.

I don't approve of you doing it, but for
me it's a different story.

I know my strengths, my weaknesses, all
my capacities.

I also happen to know you as.

Onwards.

Okay.

Seriously, if we'd had the stock, I
could have doubled up on it.

Yeah, me too.

Now what?

Reinvest. Yeah.

Let's do it.

Who knows how much money we could have
made by the end of the month. It might

worth seeing what other doggies got.

He mentioned clothing.

Well, I'd be happy to project manage on
this next one.

You sure you can handle it?

Oh, I'm sure.

It's on the table.

What are you two grinning about?

Nothing.

I am starving. Yeah, me too.

we still have to queue.

I thought the ticket was all -inclusive.

They just do it to build up the
excitement.

Of what?

Seeing Roy Lynn?

I don't even know who he is. Of course
you do. He came off of X Factor, man. He

used to have a rap with Gary Barlow
every week. And he's done Big Brother.

That cocking idolises him.

But again, why do we come the best for
that?

I'm not lining Auntie Bastard Brenda's
pockets for old cocking body.

We're with him.

Cheers.

See? Caught on blur menu, the lot.

I'm impressed.

Would madame like a window seat with a
sea view?

Yes, madame would.

Then follow me.

This one's for you. Let's do it.

This fight skill is such a cliche.

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I
really, really want. So tell me what you

want, what you really, really want. I'll
tell you what I want, what I really,

really want. Do you want another one?

Yeah, go on then. I want a, I want a, I
want a, I want a really, really, really

want a zig -a -zig.

If you want my future, you'll get my
past.

If you want it, definitely, you better
get it.

Now don't worry.

God.

Mum, I'll see you later.

Where are you going?

Don't wait up. I've just seen an old
friend.

Emma?

Emma! Hey, that was cool.

stop thinking about you.

But yesterday you said you couldn't. I
know what I said.

Jesus, could this be any more
unromantic?

You're bloody selfish, the pair of you.
This is a disabled toilet, you know.

Oh, my God.

Let's get out of here.

Where can we go?

My house.

Serious?

Yeah, I want to.

Sorry. People like you make mistakes.

Yeah, you're not the only one spotting a
strike, you know.

He's out like a light.

That's the sea air for you.

It's this little holiday.

So, there's something I want to ask you.

Yeah.

I thought so.

Did you?

Luke, all you've got to remember is that
Jack has to come first.

I know that. And, like, Lenny may be an
idiot.

What's Lenny going to do with anything?

Sorry?

Just let me do this properly, will you?
Do what?

Zoe Annabelle Stewart.

Will you do me the honor of becoming
Mrs.

Zoe Annabelle Morgan?

That's what you wanted to ask me.

That's what I wanted to ask you.

Say something. My knee's killing me on
this floor and people are starting to

stare.

I love you so much, Zoe.

You and Jack and whoever this one in
here turns out to be.

You're my world.

You know that, don't you?

I loved you on X Factor. Yeah, you were
awesome, fair say. Oh, thanks, thanks.

I never watched it, sorry. It's all
right, don't be sorry.

Mind, it was out of cocking order, the
way that Gary Barlow treated him. Oh,

no, she's all right, he's fine.

He done love a bit, though. Don't admit
his life, but he did.

Well, if I ever bastard met him, I'd
have to give it to him straight.

I'd say, hey, Barlow, you're out of
cocking order.

It's fine. It was all TV.

We're good mates, you know. Oh, my God.
Do you sign it? Go on, sign it.

I'm sorry about my friend. She's had too
much to drink. Don't be silly. It's

fine. There you go, babe.

Oh!

I love you.

No, I do. I fucking love this woman.

I'm sorry, did I get that wrong?

I always get that wrong.

Yeah, you really did. I thought you were
gay.

Me? Oh, because I'm a nurse. How sexist
that is.

I'm disappointed in you.

No, not because of the nurse thing,
because of the Spice Girls and the

thing. Hey, I'll prove it to you if you
want.

Too much to drink, good boy. Come on.
Where are you taking me? Home.

You promised me we'll make love.

Hi.

Sorry to interrupt.

I just wanted to let you know that Ben
couldn't hack it on the sofa. He

on going back to yours.

Oh, right.

OK. Thanks.

I'm work.

Nice to meet you.

Stop yapping and get your sexy ass in
here.

What's he like?

Oh, we've had a brilliant time.

Anyway, thanks for babysitting.

No worries.

Bye. Bye.

Well, if you can't get what you love,
you learn to love the things you've got.

If you can't be what you want,

you learn to be the things you're not.
If you can't get what you need, you

to need the things that stop you
dreaming.

All the things that stop you dreaming.

I just wondered if you wanted to come to
a ball with me.

Because you come anywhere near my
family. Sorry, who's blowing? Not

me, are you, Luke?

We'll do with me.

You've got such a pretty face.

You could be one of those plus -sized
models.

I'm not going to be able to keep my
hands off you.