All language subtitles for Stella s03e01

So today we're going to learn about
choking.

Now, choking's very common on awards,
mealtimes being most popular.

They're silent chokers.

Choke very silently.

One minute they've sat there, next
minute they've choked, they've gone and

one's in the way there.

Personally, I prefer a noisy choker
because I've got more chance of getting

them.

Now, Mrs Wong -Bear have agreed to help
us with choking.

She's going to choke and I'm going to
show her the basic moves.

Right. Start choking.

So she's choking. I've noticed I'm over.

I'm standing her up.

I'm opening the mouth.

I'm sweeping the finger.

And I'm round.

Then it's one, two, three, and...

Choke over.

Questions?

Can you say all that again?

Tea tonight for everyone.

Tuna pasta, roba. Yeah.

Only I've got lectures till five, and
then I'm going to the doctor.

Make sure you tell her everything, all
right?

All right. The mood swings, the flushes,
they're not sleeping.

OK. Do you know why you waited so long?

What do you think of this one?

Absolutely ridiculous.

She looks like a kettle.

Oh, shut up. You've got no sense of
style, honestly.

Ben, I'm not telling you again. Get down
your shop or she's going to be late.

Sonny's having Abra this weekend, so I'm
going to do a load more applications.

That's the spirit.

I will get a job, won't I?

There's always myrna.

She'd have you in a jiffy.

Ma 'am, I didn't spend all that time in
college to end up a myrna.

Pepe's on the lookout for new delivery
boys, mate.

Oh, shut up.

Hey, I thought you'd still be in bed.

Though he said he was on your round till
two.

Oh, make me sound like a doctor, ma 'am,
not a bloody pizza boy. Well, the job,

innit? Exactly.

That's debatable.

He was up with Jack six o 'clock this
morning.

Right little live wire, weren't you?

I'm ready breaking the thing. Oh,
thanks.

Ben, I am not telling you again.

Is there a lot for me to do?

You don't mind, do you, love? God, no.
It'll only take me half hour. And we

really need the cash.

Well, you want me out of a hole, I can
tell you. I've got a backlog sky high.

Oh, incoming.

I was going to throw an ankle.

Oh, it's gone down a bit.

She's so bloody ugly, mind. Like a
rhino.

There ain't nothing wrong with a rhino.
Beautiful animal.

Oh, well.

Do you think I'd suit a skinhead?

I worry about you sometimes.

All them fumes come all on your head. I
coat my head.

No one could put names without a
skinhead one winter or another. Go on,

What's the name of a film? I'm a
presenter with a long dirt.

You're a cold man. Emma, seriously,
you're not having a skinhead.

Oh my God, can you imagine?

Here he is, Mammy's little ray of
sunshine.

Letta. Get off!

You know you love me really.

Your Aunty Paula's having a ball.

What's she say?

Having a ball.

Diced linen salsa. Can you imagine?

For you Christmas.

Jesus!

proper that is. He won awards and
everything. Oh, hey, fantastic.

Check you out.

Hey, is this a job interview?

Catty, Catty, Harry here.

Yeah, we.

Well, you really got me going. You got
me so I don't know what I'm doing.

Yeah, you really got me now. You got me
so I can't sleep at night.

Here you go, kid.

Oh, cheers.

I can't offer you a biscuit.

I won't have him in house.

Loud and clear, Brian?

Loud and clear.

Hey, guess what?

Emma, I've got an interview.

Up Jensen's. You know, that fancy salon
in town.

Oh, I'm sorry, kid.

It goes from bad to worse with that
girl, doesn't it?

What are you on about?

Well, pregnant at six.

Then her marriage breaks down and now
she's got to go groveling hand and foot

that poncy little perm monger.

They won't do you a perm at Jensen's,
aren't you, Bren?

Not on a million.

Well, that does maybe.

Well, I'll tell her you said good luck,
shall I?

Three weeks I've been living here and
not once have she invited me for tea.

She's on the change.

To do terrible things to the memory.

So I've heard.

Hey!

You've sold her, then?

Moving in tomorrow.

And who are they?

I'm not at liberty to say.

Data protection, aren't you, Brian?

It's right.

We have for you today the classic
English breakfast with a modern French

I like the presentation very much, the
use of colour, with the orange of the

yolk set against the vibrant red of
tomato just inviting me in.

The bacon is cooked to perfection, and
your trompette de la mort is an absolute

triumph.

Now, pass me the HP, is it?

OK.

I can drop you off at school if you
want. I want to see Jan.

Does Jan wear a wig when you're talking
to her? What?

Norman, she's not a judge.

She's a solicitor. Solicitors don't wear
wigs.

She's not going to change your mind, is
she, Dad?

Look, Alan, no -one is going to make you
live with Keith and your man, and no

-one is going to send you to boarding
school.

Today's just about time to have the
loose ends.

All right?

Now, what about this sausage?

Terrible in time?

Yeah.

I knew it.

The only prenuptial agreement I should
have had with you is that we don't get

married. Well, you're not listening to
me.

You're not listening to me.

You're not listening to... Oh, well, I'm
sorry you're upset.

It must be very hard, holding down a
job, going through a divorce, taking the

shirt off my back and having to remember
to be a self -obsessed arsehole at the

same time.

Well, you've divorced me.

Come on, for God's sake.

As for ancillary relief, I imagine
that's what you give Andy Wanker Wandy

night in our marital bed.

What? It's my right of way. Just let me
keep the car.

Please, let me keep the car.

I've got a dog, for God's sake.

Yes, I said arse. Big, fat, money
-grabbing arse.

Excuse me, I'm on the phone.

No, because... Look,

I've got to go. There's a lunatic
attacking my car.

What do you think you're doing? Are you
insane?

Listen, sunshine.

Firstly, you are blocking the road and
I'm late.

Selfish. Secondly, talking on the phone
whilst driving is against the law. And

I've got your registration number and
will quite happily report you to the

police. Well, firstly, back at you. I'm
also late. Secondly, I'm not blocking

the road. I'm pulling out.

Thirdly, if you report me to the police,
it's your word against mine, and

believe me, they will not thank you for
wasting their time.

Plus, I happen to be a lawyer, so...
Now, are you going to get out of my way

we can both get on?

You're an idiot.

No, you're an idiot.

No, you're an idiot.

You are!

No, you are, and I called you it first,
so... I don't care, I called it you

second, so...

Alan Williams from St. John.

Hello,

Alan. Come on through.

I'd be glad to put all this behind me,
to be honest.

It's been a very stressful couple of
years for me and little Al. Of course.

Every day he's on at me.

Is everything OK, Dad? Am I staying with
you, Dad?

Dad's ready in after a bit, I can tell
you.

Well, yes, and as you know, you have
indeed been awarded custody.

But that doesn't give you carte blanche
in the upbringing of little Alan.

It's a joint responsibility with your ex
-wife, and the court took very

seriously some of her concerns.

What concerns?

Okay, so as a nurse, you've got to be a
team player, because you've got to work

with all sorts.

Doctors, obvious.

Necetists, obvious.

Surgeons, obvious.

Matrons, obvious.

Relatives, obvious.

Community workers, not so obvious.
Community mental nurses, even less

Anatomical pathology technicians, that's
the mortuary.

And chef.

But how do you tell the difference
between them all?

Simple answer.

You can't.

Don't chefs wear them big white hats?

No. It's a hospital, not a restaurant.

But Tom isn't as stupid as we all think.

Familiarise yourself with these
uniforms.

You're in with a fighting chance.

Gerard, I am so sorry. There was this
moron blocking the road and I couldn't

past. And then we had a row.

No listening. You were late.

This is the yellow card.

So basically, I've got to put little
Alan on a diet?

In a nutshell.

Are you devastated?

Let's not panic.

You'll get help from social services,
and it's simply to ensure that little

is following a healthy lifestyle. You
know, eating properly, getting plenty of

exercise. Then, after a couple of
months, they'll review things just to

sure... He's going in the right
direction.

Yeah, but what if he isn't?

What if he gets fat?

Will they take him away from me then?

When does little Alan turn 16?

April. Well, by then he won't even be
under the court's jurisdiction. So come

his 16th birthday, he can eat whatever
he likes.

He wants to be a chef.

Food's his life.

About the car.

I'm with a client. Obviously, I'm sorry
I called you. Michael. Please don't make

me sell it. We're not having this
conversation. I'm with a client.

Michael, we've got a prison visit in
half an hour. Yes, thank you.

She's very good, you know.

I know. Oh, yeah.

There's nothing she won't get for you
once she puts her mind to it.

That shark knows every corner of the
tank.

I'm sorry I ain't good enough no more.

Can't seem to make you laugh like once
before.

I guess I could have told you how I
feel.

Oh, my biggest flaw is that I don't
reveal.

I just don't feel.

I've done your shirt study.

Bloody hell, it looks like they're
grieving you.

Mind, delivery.

How'd Jesse go?

Any takers?

Eight, God, baby.

The fool.

Bloody bargain, that.

Anything else we can help you with?

No. Just this from Paula.

Oh, by the way, I'd done my best, but
the collar on that line -dancing shirt

an absolute mess.

Christmas?

I thought she was coming back next
month.

It's not like you've rushed off your
feet, is it, Bob?

It's rather many.

Look, you know where you're going wrong,
don't you?

Oh, I'm sure I would like to know.

Lionel Evans.

Got buried on top of Barker's Hill.

A special dispensation from the council.

Your point being?

Location, location, location.

Location.

Lionel's buried in a beautiful spot.

People pay their respects.

Do we make up the whole panorama of the
valley?

You want my opinion?

That's all your modern corpse wants
these days.

A plot with a view.

Oh, works, I'm late.

Hello!

They're pretty straightforward.

One a day like you would with a pill.

You'd be surprised how quickly they take
effect.

I'm probably going to put on weight,
aren't I?

Maybe.

But at least you can kiss goodbye to the
sleeplessness and the hot flushes.

Um, can I just ask?

Is it true that you're, um... You
know... Your sex drive goes up?

Yes. You'd be rampant.

I'm single.

Maybe get yourself to Aunt Summer's,
then. Can I have a prescription for

No. No.

Not a sausage.

Not a single book in for the buy one,
get one free.

All that effort.

Complete waste of time. Yes, I heard you
the third time.

Patience may well be a virtue, but the
old thing's gone belly up.

And here we are now, digging ourselves
even deeper in the mire, buying holes on

the black market.

Oh, where the hell is he?

Geoffrey Mower, Edwin.

Don't be creeping up on me like that.
I'll have heart attack.

I'm in good shape, mate. I ain't in
trouble. I won't hurt you.

Trace droll.

Right, what have you got for me?

Half a dozen nice little plots over by
the elm tree.

Do what I tell you.

I checked them for root displacement,
rats, moles, the whole caboodle.

And it's definite now with the next. I
don't want no coming up in the day and

finding them filled.

Safe as a grave.

The rumour has it you've got no body to
put in them.

Yes, well, rumour does. That rumour...
What rumour says?

Hmm? Rue?

Now, bag it off before anyone sees you.

And clean your teeth.

Oh, God, that's all we need. The good
time had by all.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the undertaker's undertaker,
Gwyn.

Takes one to know one.

Don't rise to it, Dad. You don't lower
yourself.

Word on the street is business is bad.

For you or for us?

Don't try and wing it, Bobby Jean.

Everyone knows Simpsons can't get a cop
these days for love nor money.

I give it four weeks for your old outfit
sitting six feet under.

Well, you'll have a long wait, Gwyneth
Thomas, because we've got stiffs coming

at us from all over South Wales, haven't
we, Daddy?

In fact, moustache, commissions to book,
coffins to fill.

Don't look at me like that, all right?
There's only one thing for it.

You have to pay the boys to visit.

You're doing a grand job, eh, boy?

Well, you know what they say.

Lick of paint.

Painted lick.

What are you talking about, witch? How
was the second honeymoon?

Oh, it has put us back on track, hasn't
it, Glenn?

Ah, you love.

Oh, now we're off to see a man about a
horse. It's not a horse, Glenn. There is

no love, you'll spoil it.

See you back.

Hello, doggy man.

Viv!

I never thought I'd see you ever again.

I told you to keep the faith, Viv. I
just had to go on my journey, you know?

had to find myself.

Did you?

Yeah, I did as it goes.

But then I lost myself again, so I had
to look a bit harder.

And then I found myself.

Where were you?

Koh Samui.

I heard you went nam.

Yeah.

Had this baby done down nam?

Badger. Flamingo.

Hey.

Hey, what's up, doggie man?

Nothing.

Oh, yeah.

I can't believe you're back, Ruth.

I thought I lost my chihuahua for good.

Come on, Bibbs.

I'm here now.

Chihuahua's here.

Do your mother know you're back in the
land?

Not yet.

Hey, I give you that key for you to the
facilities, good boy.

Not so that you can put your feet up.

Vivienne.

Hello, Mum.

She come home, Maddy Bren.

My chihuahua come home.

Keep a tea for you, sweetheart.

Do you know, it's amazing, this new
language you've learnt. What's it called

again? Grunt, is it? I was telling the
other nurses about it.

Ma 'am?

I'm just having an index with my son.

He will not shut up. I'm trying to
sleep.

Ma 'am?

Is it all right?

I'm certainly different.

Oh, my God, do I look awful?

Oh, I look awful, don't I?

Oh, Mam, what am I going to do? Ada, you
look fantastic.

What are you getting ready now for?

The interview's not for seven hours.

I know, but I don't want to be late.

She's a silly mummy, isn't she?

You're taking him over to Jag and Tan's
later?

Yeah. You know I love him. No bother on
her.

Oh, Tanisha, go to bed.

Any chance to demonstrate she's a better
grandmother than me, she's in like

Flynn. Oh, don't have a go now.

I'm not.

We all know I'm the best, Nala, don't
we, Ab?

Right, can I please use the bathroom
now?

Dad, the door was open.

Oh, Christ, if we wanted to talk about
birth again.

Three hours she was here last night
going on. I'll be down now.

How come they never spoke for all that
time?

Can you imagine you and me not speaking
for five years? Never. You're both too

choppy. Oh, dear.

Oh, need to have a breakfast.

Come on, then.

A gibbering wreck.

That's what I am. A gibbering wreck.

You'd have shook the foundations from
under my nose.

Yeah, you said that last night. I've
made him some toast. Oh, lovely.

Self -first, self -last, that girl.

Always been Vivienne's way.

I've never liked her.

Using the washer she was this morning.

Bowled as a butcher.

Yeah, well, he did always complain she
wasn't very clean.

And, of course, he... Stayed the night,
didn't he? Eric bloody Clapton.

Won't he, Brenda?

We were together for nearly five years.
Ooh, Yanto and birth.

Yeah, engaged and everything.

I didn't get a wink of sleep.

I did all night. They were like feral
cats.

Well, thanks for the image.

Well, you can't carry on. I told her if
she don't find somewhere else by the end

of the week, I'm reporting her to the
police.

Can't she live with Yanto?

In a bed, sir.

Are you deranged?

I'm not having no daughter of mine
living in a room over the baker. What do

people think?

She lived on a beach for six months.

Right. See you all later.

Ta -ra.

Ta -ra.

Bye, Em. Good luck.

Thanks, Mum.

Oh, that's right.

Leave me to my devastated life and my
dolemongering daughter.

Oh, Mum.

Here you are.

It's not loads like, but... It's better
than nothing.

Don't be daft, man. You're a student
nurse with an ironing round and a house

full of kids.

Look, you know I want to pay my way.

If it weren't for you, me and Zoe would
be out on the streets.

We'd take it.

Look, why didn't you ask your dad for a
bit of help, love?

He'd hate it if he knew you were
struggling.

Mum, I don't want to go running to other
people every time something doesn't

work out.

This is about me making my own way.

And I will do it. I won't be delivering
pizzas all my life.

Well, you know you can stay with me as
long as you like.

I love having all my babies under one
roof.

Yeah, till you meet the new fella and
want to get married again.

That ship of well and truly sail, good
boy. The only thing I'll ever get

to is my nursing degree.

So people think nurses are special. I
say to them, no.

They're not special.

They're just ordinary people doing a
job.

A job that most people wouldn't want to
do.

And that's what makes them special.

Okay.

So what's the most important skill you
need to make a good nurse? Tom? Too

Stella? Communication.

What else?

Observation. What else?

Confidence. What else? And sympathy.

Good.

Communication.

Observation, confidence, and sympathy.

Easy to remember.

Cock.

Oh, grow up.

Patients' lives are on the line by here.
You want to laugh?

Go be a clown.

Because there's sure as shams there
ain't no room for jokers in an hospital

ward.

Your test begins tomorrow, 9 .30 sharp.

Your revision period starts...

Now, get free to go.

Don't let me down, people.

Well, we are very happy for you, Emma,
and I'm sure Danny will be too.

Yeah, he texted me. He said you and Tana
will be over the moon to help out with

childcare and that.

Because you know I'll be working long
hours, evening sometimes and all.

If you get the job, eh?

Danny, sure.

It is only an interview, and I'm a
realist.

Obviously, it goes without saying that
if you do get the job, we'd be more than

happy to look after the child of our
only son, especially as we see so little

him these days. Are you a son of your
grandson?

Because I ain't seen your son for two
weeks. I know you'd both rather it if me

and Sonny were still together, but let's
be honest, it's only because you're

embarrassed there's a divorce in the
family.

That is not true. Oh, no, now, Tan, it
was really two years ago. He was bloody

unfaithful to me. Lady, please.

Think of my bra.

Look, I've got to keep my head together.
The interview's in half an hour.

If you don't want to help, then just
say. Of course we want to help.

You're still part of our family, Emma, a
very important part.

Right. Well, I've got to go.

I'll pick him up later, yeah?

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Lord Beggy, I know.

Come. Actually, Emma, my niece is coming
over to do some work experience.

She's from Ireland, Parvati.

Where's that? What?

No, that's her name, Parvati.

Anyway, hopefully it'll give myself and
Tanisha more time away from the shop to

help out with Abra.

Hey, there she is.

Read our cock in so soon.

Shut up, man, it's only an interview.

Well, old bastard Town's talking about
it.

Top notch, that gents and sea jag.

Charge you the price of a small dog just
to wash your cock in earth.

Wouldn't go near the place myself.

Better get it.

Hey, I tell you, come in, mind them.

If you do get the job, you'll be looking
for full -time childcare, won't you?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, but actually, Jack has said...
Hey, hey, won't find a better bastard

this side of Newport.

Nothing I don't know about bastard
babies, and I'm cheap as cheese, all

Jack? Right.

Are you a registered childminder, then?

Am I cock?

No. Once you get into licences and
registers and what have you, it causes

kind of shit.

Anyway, let me know, cos I'm pretty much
into cock demand.

Oi, you break the new trade!

Sorry, but... Think about crossing that
bastard road without me.

I'll see you in a bit, if I survive.

Sock it to him, kid.

Woo!

All

right,

Liv?

Much enough for you?

What?

Oh, God, it's only part -time, the
course. Not that you'd think it. You

work again.

What's with the crutch?

Thickness benefit.

That's what this lot are for.

Thing is, if you don't look like you're
injured, they won't give you a sodding

dime. And my M .E.'s a bugger to prove.

You've got M .E.? Did have in 98.

It's recurring.

Hey, why don't you come in?

My mother's out and I got some Mexican
weed. We could just chill.

Ferb, I'm 44 now, Prash. I've got a dog
to walk and a test to revise for.

Sorry. No worries.

We've got all the time in the world now
I'm back.

I tell you what, I never realised how
much I missed this goddamn valley.

But I guess it's true what they say,
Esther.

What's that?

You can take the girl out the berry, but
you can't, you know.

Take the girl out to Perry or something.

Anyway, later, yeah?

Yeah.

I don't normally see you up here, Al.

What?

Hey, you know my cousin's back, do you?

Herb? And he bent us up in arms, I take
it.

Yeah, she can't stand her.

I'll finish those, if you like.

I'm not feeling too good.

Oh, much fun.

Saw the solicitor yesterday.

She said I've got to put little Al on a
diet.

What the frig's he got to do with her?

That's what the family court decided.

You know, part of the custody, what do
you call it? Trying to work out the best

thing to do.

Thought I'd come up here, a bit of time
for myself.

Finished for the day, have you? No, no,
I can't put my voice in the taxi.

Dropped her the bingo.

It's all right, she's not in no rush.

Probably having a smoke.

Oh, bless her.

Oh, God.

I'm all right still.

Huh?

What is it, Crash?

Oh, my

God, how are you feeling?

Oh, I just want... be sick.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I had a terrible interview. They were
really horrible to me. Worst day of my

life. You got the job?

No, I didn't.

It'll be seven goes over two years.

In the end, I think they'll give it me
out to pity.

Good luck.

Amy, Mrs. Lloyd is still waiting on her
coffee and you need to refill the

product shelves.

Sorry, Colette.

Emma. Yeah.

Colette Jansen.

Come on up.

Danielle, your pulse is racing.

Oh.

Right, hang on a sec.

I'm not going nowhere, am I?

Oh.

OK. So, you feel sick?

Yeah, but I think it's the oil he puts
on those chips. He only changes it once

month.

And both arms are aching, or just the
one? No, no, both arms.

Oh. And it's tight feeling.

Where is it, in the stomach?

No, man, it's here in the middle.

Oh. Oh, my God, Al.

I think you're having a heart attack.

Oh.

It's going to be all right, Al.

Just stay with us, OK?

Don't be giving up on her.

He's not dying.

I'm a nerd.

Train ye nurse, to be fair. Shh, now.

Don't talk and play yourself out.

What's going on?

There's a car blocking the road. Well,
push him out the way. We've got a dying

man back here.

He can't just tell you that. You need to
calm down. I'm not dying.

Your college tutor gave you a highly
commended for your colour module?

Yeah, Jackie Ripe.

She was amazing, she was.

And is that where you see yourself in
five years, do you think, Emma? As a

colour technician? Or do you prefer to
cut?

Sorry, is that a trick question?

No, it's just a question.

All right.

Well, I do like colour and that.

But I also do like to cut thin.

So I don't know, to be honest.

Look, hairdressing's a highly
competitive industry.

I know that.

There's no room for time wasters.

You need to know what you want, where
you're going and how you're going to get

there. So what do you want, Emma?

Right.

Were you born this selfish?

Or do you practice?

Obviously, I'll be reporting you for
attempted car theft.

Yeah, well, obviously, I will be
reporting you for attempted manslaughter

don't let this ambulance get past.

That's what I was just about to do, but
you got him away.

So move it.

I am moving it.

I can't.

Selfish!

Well, come on, then.

You're holding us up.

You have a two -year -old son?

Abra, yeah.

It means cloud.

And you're a single mum?

Yeah. Me and my husband, we split up, we
did, cos he had an affair with this

girl at uni.

Well, it wasn't an affair, and they're
not together no more or nothing, but it

kind of meant... And what about
childcare for Abdo?

Abra.

Who would look after Abra while you were
at work?

Well, I got my mam.

She'd have him some of the time when
she's not at the hospital.

She's training to be a nurse, she is.

Final question.

There were 157 applicants for this
apprenticeship.

So why should we take you on?

Um, tell us what's special about you,
Emma.

Nothing.

There's nothing special about me.

Thanks for meeting me.

Apart from my son being born, getting
this interview has been the biggest

of my life.

I'm sorry. If you wanted to, you could
go home tonight feeling good about

yourself because you've given this 19
-year -old Valley school a break in

And when she's an old woman, she can
remember you and say to her grandkids,

yeah, Marcus and Colette Jensen, they
had this fancy salon in town back in the

day and they took a bit of a chance on
me, like, but it paid off because look

how successful your old Nana turned out.

I know that I will make a fucking good
hairdresser.

And I know I probably fucked it up now
because I've said fucking twice.

But it's because I want this so, so
much.

You never even looked at my portfolio.

Hello, both.

Didn't see you there.

I was just passing and I thought, why
not pop in the mortuary and see my old

mackerel Barry and Reece? So here we
are.

The thing is, boys, we're in a bit of
a...

Hurry. Gondry. Corner.

Pickle. Flap. Hole.

And unless we get out of it, Simpsons
could go belly up.

And it's all because I've been really
stupid.

And invested heavily in increased
undertaking capacity.

But I haven't got no... Satisfaction.
Sense of direction.

Place like home.

No. We haven't got no bodies, and that's
one thing you do have.

That's true.

Plenty of bodies.

But we mostly supply Thomas. Thomas.
Evans. Thomas.

And Thomas. I know.

But we've known each other some time
now.

And I can give you a bonus incentive.

How much? Name a price.

£25 a head up front and 10 % to the back
end.

Deal.

Right, I'll give you some gym jams, is
it?

And a toothbrush and some pants.

When do you last buy new pants, Al?

Some better days they have, Crash.

I've had other things in my mind,
like... You

frightened me earlier, you know.

Yeah. Keeping you in a couple of days,
the doctor said.

Oh, my God. What about little Al?
Doesn't even know I'm here yet.

He's fine.

I'm picking him up now in a bit.

He can stay at ours till he's well
enough.

Thanks, though.

You make a good nurse, you know.

Ah, bollocks.

What? Oh, my boy, she's still in my
taxi.

Do you need me to run in? No.

Oh,

for goodness sake, pull yourself
together. There'll be other jobs.

Not like that one.

Well, sometimes these things happen for
a reason.

She's right.

Wasn't your death, didn't he, Boots? I
hate it when people say that.

But a job isn't a be -all and end -all,
is it? Well, how would you know? We've

never even had one.

All I'm saying is, don't be taken in by
the whole employment thing.

It's just a capitalist conspiracy to
keep us all in our place.

You got any peanut butter?

Oh, look, I just want to be on my own.

What are you both doing here, anyway?

I wanted to see your mother.

If you ask me, you had a lucky escape.

Papa Boyce reckons that Marcus Jensen is
a bit up for himself.

Pond Berry, 960784.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Well, that depends.

Who wants to speak to her?

Well, listen, good boy.

If you've rang up to rub salt in the
wounds, then you can think... Oh.

I'll pass you over.

Sam Marcus Jensen. You've got the job.

What?

Hello? What are you going to tell her
that for? Are you spoilt for her now?

Oh, my God. What difference do we make?
It wasn't your news to give.

No, I just thought it was such a bad
interview.

Stick your nose in whilst no one did.

What will you know about sticking your
nose in? No,

I'm completely made up, I am.

So when do I start?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

Oh, what do I weigh?

Right,

I'll see you then, then.

Bye, Marcus.

And thank you so much.

This is the most amazing day of my
entire life.

Daddy!

Garrick's gone under.

Are they all their customers?

What, and they're all coming over to us?

Are you buying?

What?

Yeah. Of course, I can take seven
bodies.

It's always kicking off this afternoon.

Al and William have had heart attack.

I'm not surprised.

Well, it's not actually heart attack, is
it?

We were in an ambulance and they're
keeping him in. Look, never mind about

You and Emma got the job. Did she? Over
the moon, she is. Oh, that's fantastic.

One blast, of course, when she realises
what a hard graft it is, cutting

people's filthy hair and giving them
blowjobs somewhere half -out.

Still, far be it from me to say I got
problems enough of my own with this

bear. Mum!

Mum! I got it! I got it!

Oh, I tell you it'll all be glad when
that HRT kicks in. Give us the rest from

our crying and watching all.

Oh, they're no short of a few quid by
the looks ofacity.

About time we had a bit of class in the
street there, Bren.

Speak to yourself, Glenn Brennick.

Property value shot through the roof the
day I moved in. So where are they then,

the new owners?

Behind you.

Oh, what?

God, not you.

Do you want to open her up then, mate?
Huh?

The sooner we start loading, the sooner
you can start enjoying your new home.

Two sugars for me.

Everyone's worrying about you, Peter.

Get your hands off me. I want you to
visit me, so that I can make my amends.

Technically, you've just committed a
burglary. What, I've burgled a vent? A

mine waiting to be happened, I... You're
a difficult woman to turn down, Adi

Brenda. It's like living in some drug
-induced production of under -milk wood.