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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,929 --> 00:00:06,970 Ah, you wanna see what happened last week? 2 00:00:07,053 --> 00:00:08,853 No, no, you know what? Fuck... Get outta here. 3 00:00:08,929 --> 00:00:11,970 We're not tellin' you shit. Go... go, go, go. 4 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:13,762 Jesus, Mick. 5 00:00:13,845 --> 00:00:15,553 Shoulda watched the last time. 6 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:16,804 How'd you get this job? 7 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:18,595 - Someone recommended me. - Ah... 8 00:00:18,679 --> 00:00:20,303 Friends in high places, huh? 9 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,595 We're the top garbage crew in the city, Carl. 10 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:25,136 Strikes me as a little suspicious. 11 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:26,553 Or I could stay here with you, 12 00:00:26,637 --> 00:00:28,512 have fun like we did when we were kids. 13 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:31,804 Jeez... We are totally relat... We're fuckin' cousins! 14 00:00:31,887 --> 00:00:33,970 There's literally no way 15 00:00:34,053 --> 00:00:35,733 I'm going to the homecoming dance with you. 16 00:00:35,804 --> 00:00:37,679 You don't have to go, but if you don't, 17 00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:41,011 I'm definitely gonna tell my mom that you went down on me 18 00:00:41,095 --> 00:00:43,762 three... no, four times? 19 00:00:43,845 --> 00:00:45,553 Shouldn't you be in school? 20 00:00:45,637 --> 00:00:48,136 Got more important stuff to do... gotta find Frank. 21 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:49,595 He's like a cat. He'll be back. 22 00:00:49,679 --> 00:00:51,512 If I don't find him soon, 23 00:00:51,595 --> 00:00:53,303 they're gonna kick me outta school. 24 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,637 It's haunted, Frank. 25 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,387 How big is this house? 26 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:58,470 Nine bedrooms, including the master. 27 00:00:58,553 --> 00:01:00,178 But that's mostly just storage 28 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:02,061 for my father's single-malt scotch collection. 29 00:01:02,136 --> 00:01:03,929 This one... 30 00:01:04,011 --> 00:01:06,387 looks really old. 31 00:01:07,970 --> 00:01:10,720 Mr. Gallagher, welcome to Placid Journeys. 32 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,595 I gotta say, this is nothing like 33 00:01:12,679 --> 00:01:15,929 the rehab facility I was sent to back in the day. 34 00:01:16,011 --> 00:01:17,571 Me, Tami, and Fred are movin' to Milwaukee. 35 00:01:17,595 --> 00:01:19,887 The family gave us an old house up there, 36 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:21,512 and I'll still be around, you know, 37 00:01:21,595 --> 00:01:25,178 on weekends and, uh, holidays, stuff like that. 38 00:01:25,261 --> 00:01:26,929 I love you, Mickey Milkovich. 39 00:01:27,011 --> 00:01:29,303 A-and if you let me, I-I'd like to 40 00:01:29,387 --> 00:01:31,345 - spend the rest of my life... - Jesus Christ. 41 00:01:31,428 --> 00:01:32,887 Save the fuckin' speech, you pussy. 42 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:35,220 I'll marry you. 43 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:55,845 Mickey! 44 00:02:55,929 --> 00:02:59,303 Mickey! I know you're in there, 45 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,637 you fuckin' homo! Hey, Mick, 46 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,679 You faggy faggot! 47 00:03:03,762 --> 00:03:05,571 You're never gonna marry that Gallagher queer, 48 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:06,595 you hear me? 49 00:03:06,637 --> 00:03:07,845 Mickey! 50 00:03:07,929 --> 00:03:10,053 Hey, your dad's here. 51 00:03:10,136 --> 00:03:11,428 Hey, you want a Pride parade? 52 00:03:11,512 --> 00:03:13,428 - Yeah. - How 'bout I slice off 53 00:03:13,512 --> 00:03:15,472 your pansy dicks and stick 'em on a fuckin' float? 54 00:03:16,261 --> 00:03:18,428 I got a little conversion therapy for you. 55 00:03:18,512 --> 00:03:19,929 You suck a dick, you die. 56 00:03:20,011 --> 00:03:21,470 Would you shut the fuck up? 57 00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:23,178 You're annoying the shit outta everybody. 58 00:03:23,261 --> 00:03:24,901 Well, if it isn't the little shirt lifter. 59 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:26,887 Just want you to know... You marry a man, 60 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:28,490 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head. 61 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:29,953 - Simple as that. - Why wait, bitch? 62 00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:32,220 I'm standin' right here, Charlottesville. 63 00:03:33,804 --> 00:03:36,637 Oh, look at that... we must shop at the same gun show. 64 00:03:37,929 --> 00:03:39,387 The fuck happened to you? 65 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,011 You know what they say... 66 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:42,655 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 67 00:03:42,679 --> 00:03:44,136 It does if it lands on a dick! 68 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:46,011 Aw, please, stop. I get it, all right? 69 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:47,011 You're proud a me. 70 00:03:47,095 --> 00:03:49,136 You must really love cock. 71 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:50,845 I definitely love one. 72 00:03:54,178 --> 00:03:56,512 Don't say I didn't warn ya, cocksmoker. 73 00:03:58,512 --> 00:04:00,553 Good talk, Pops. 74 00:04:03,804 --> 00:04:05,845 So when you movin' to Milwaukee? 75 00:04:07,345 --> 00:04:09,220 I don't know. 76 00:04:09,303 --> 00:04:11,345 You don't sound very excited about it. 77 00:04:11,428 --> 00:04:14,720 Yeah, well... it is Milwaukee. 78 00:04:14,804 --> 00:04:16,095 Free house, though, right? 79 00:04:16,178 --> 00:04:17,637 Yeah, I mean, it's a nice house. 80 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,178 Nice neighborhood. 81 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:21,804 Yard. 82 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,929 Well, damn. Jackpot. 83 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:28,595 Saw an actual birdhouse with birds in it. 84 00:04:29,804 --> 00:04:32,178 Uh, not drugs. 85 00:04:32,261 --> 00:04:33,804 Birds. 86 00:04:33,887 --> 00:04:35,011 Morning. 87 00:04:35,095 --> 00:04:37,053 So, how's your dad? 88 00:04:37,136 --> 00:04:39,387 You know, don't think he's gonna be my best man. 89 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:41,428 Hey, what's up, punk? Ready for school? 90 00:04:41,512 --> 00:04:43,970 Can't go to school until Frank signs a form. 91 00:04:44,053 --> 00:04:46,470 - What form? - That says I live here. 92 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:47,970 Just drop out. 93 00:04:48,053 --> 00:04:49,553 I can't drop out. I'm ten. 94 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:51,053 Give it to me. I'll sign it. 95 00:04:51,136 --> 00:04:52,762 Gotta be a parent. 96 00:04:52,845 --> 00:04:54,237 - I can fake Frank's signature. - So can I. 97 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:56,053 - Same here. - School says 98 00:04:56,136 --> 00:04:58,011 that he has to sign it in person. 99 00:04:58,095 --> 00:05:00,011 Well, you know where Frank is? 100 00:05:00,095 --> 00:05:02,261 Livin' with some lady up in Glencoe. 101 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,428 - He drives a Rolls Royce. - Unbelievable! 102 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,095 - Oh, good for him. - Anyone want to go with me? 103 00:05:07,178 --> 00:05:08,595 No. 104 00:05:08,679 --> 00:05:10,595 Hey, hey, you got money for the El? 105 00:05:10,679 --> 00:05:12,220 - Yeah. - All right, drop us a pin 106 00:05:12,303 --> 00:05:13,863 when you get there so we know you're safe. 107 00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:15,303 - Got it. - Thanks. 108 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:18,428 So you gonna talk to Tami about Milwaukee, or... 109 00:05:18,512 --> 00:05:19,804 I dunno. 110 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:22,428 Milwaukee sucks ass. 111 00:05:22,512 --> 00:05:24,011 I mean, you should probably tell her 112 00:05:24,095 --> 00:05:26,011 how you feel about it, right? 113 00:05:26,095 --> 00:05:27,595 Lip? 114 00:05:27,679 --> 00:05:29,136 Yeah. Yeah, no, I got it. 115 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:30,345 Thanks. 116 00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:36,428 You ever try to get me to move to Milwaukee, 117 00:05:36,512 --> 00:05:38,053 I'll fuckin' murder you. 118 00:05:38,136 --> 00:05:40,095 Thanks, thank you. 119 00:05:40,178 --> 00:05:42,762 Thank you. I just wanna say, 120 00:05:42,845 --> 00:05:44,929 before I go, this last month 121 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,095 has been a great journey 122 00:05:48,178 --> 00:05:51,220 and one I couldn't have survived without all of you. 123 00:05:51,303 --> 00:05:53,553 Thank you. Thank you. 124 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:58,387 Um... 125 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:02,178 I found myself alone in the woods 126 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,303 on a snowy night, 127 00:06:04,387 --> 00:06:06,970 and there came a fork in the road... 128 00:06:07,053 --> 00:06:10,178 one, a path that led to addiction. 129 00:06:10,261 --> 00:06:14,053 The other... path also led to addiction, 130 00:06:14,136 --> 00:06:17,428 but I turned the sleigh around, 131 00:06:17,512 --> 00:06:19,720 and it has made all the difference. 132 00:06:19,804 --> 00:06:22,470 Wha-W-Walt Whitman has always been 133 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:24,053 a personal favorite of mine. 134 00:06:24,136 --> 00:06:25,345 Anyway, I'm outta the woods, 135 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:28,178 and I hope you all will join me there. 136 00:06:28,261 --> 00:06:29,595 I love you guys. Good-bye. 137 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:31,637 Gimme five! Thank you, thank you! 138 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,136 I love you, I love you, I love you. 139 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:34,303 I'll see you all again! 140 00:06:47,261 --> 00:06:48,679 What are you doin'? 141 00:06:48,762 --> 00:06:50,220 This place is for rent. 142 00:06:50,303 --> 00:06:52,470 We should call the number, check it out. 143 00:06:52,553 --> 00:06:54,845 - Why would we do that? - Because I need a thing. 144 00:06:54,929 --> 00:06:56,345 You have a thing. I need a thing. 145 00:06:56,428 --> 00:06:58,845 - And it's right next door. - Why? 146 00:06:58,929 --> 00:07:01,345 Oh, I'm finally comin' to terms with the fact 147 00:07:01,428 --> 00:07:03,261 that I'm never gonna play in the NBA. 148 00:07:03,345 --> 00:07:05,345 You were never gonna play in the NBA. 149 00:07:05,428 --> 00:07:08,178 Well, not now, V, because I'm retiring from basketball. 150 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,637 I would think you'd be a little more compassionate. 151 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,929 We have so many other things to be thankful for. 152 00:07:13,011 --> 00:07:14,261 Oh, like what? 153 00:07:14,345 --> 00:07:15,970 You own a bar, you have a hot wife 154 00:07:16,053 --> 00:07:17,178 and two beautiful girls. 155 00:07:17,261 --> 00:07:18,887 Okay, that is good. 156 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,303 But where do I go from here, V? 157 00:07:20,387 --> 00:07:21,887 What is the next chapter of my life? 158 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:24,553 Is there even a next chapter? 159 00:07:24,637 --> 00:07:27,053 Or is this just... 160 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:29,345 it? Dry cleaner. 161 00:07:29,428 --> 00:07:30,804 - What? - We could open up 162 00:07:30,887 --> 00:07:32,303 - a dry cleaner. - No. 163 00:07:32,387 --> 00:07:33,720 - Mattress store. - Uh-uh. 164 00:07:33,804 --> 00:07:35,470 - Think tank. - What the hell 165 00:07:35,553 --> 00:07:37,512 - is a think tank? - It's where people sit around 166 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:40,387 - and think. - That's the Alibi. 167 00:07:43,845 --> 00:07:45,470 Frank! 168 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:46,804 Frank. 169 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,220 I went to confession. 170 00:07:51,303 --> 00:07:53,762 Father reminded me 171 00:07:53,845 --> 00:07:58,178 that an eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind. 172 00:08:00,679 --> 00:08:02,387 And Kyle told me I need to let it go. 173 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:04,428 He was not happy. 174 00:08:04,512 --> 00:08:06,887 He wants to kill you himself when he gets out. 175 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:11,428 Oh, well, I'll tell his parole board to keep me posted. 176 00:08:12,470 --> 00:08:14,053 Are you okay? 177 00:08:14,136 --> 00:08:16,095 Reasonable. 178 00:08:16,178 --> 00:08:17,929 Good chow. Lotta sleep. 179 00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:19,929 Too much talking, but... 180 00:08:20,011 --> 00:08:21,970 Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico, 181 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:24,095 we can grab a coffee? 182 00:08:24,178 --> 00:08:25,762 What's in Puerto Rico? 183 00:08:25,845 --> 00:08:27,178 My family's estate. 184 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:30,136 I spend the winters down there. 185 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:31,929 Huh. When you going? 186 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,887 This afternoon. 187 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:38,637 I'll come find you when I get back, okay? 188 00:08:39,637 --> 00:08:41,178 Okay. 189 00:08:43,887 --> 00:08:46,095 Safe travels. 190 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,720 Ha ha ha. 191 00:09:02,637 --> 00:09:04,053 Hold on a sec. 192 00:09:04,136 --> 00:09:05,887 Okay. 193 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,845 Hey, Milton. 194 00:09:17,261 --> 00:09:18,929 Oh, what's up, Lip? 195 00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:20,512 What up, man? 196 00:09:20,595 --> 00:09:22,428 I thought you were, uh, in the Persian Gulf 197 00:09:22,512 --> 00:09:23,595 - or some shit. - On leave. 198 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:25,303 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 199 00:09:25,387 --> 00:09:27,553 So what's goin' on? Y-your dad's movin' out? 200 00:09:27,637 --> 00:09:29,887 Moved on... funeral was a few days ago. 201 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,804 Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man. 202 00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:34,178 That's fine. He was sick for a while. 203 00:09:34,261 --> 00:09:36,095 Now I gotta try to get rid of all this stuff, 204 00:09:36,178 --> 00:09:38,095 try to sell this dump. 205 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,821 Are you still livin' that same house with Frank? 206 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:42,136 Yeah, unfortunately, he's still alive, so... 207 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,762 Damn. 208 00:09:43,845 --> 00:09:45,136 That's a surprise. 209 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:46,512 Hey, man, how much you askin'? 210 00:09:46,595 --> 00:09:47,845 No idea. 211 00:09:47,929 --> 00:09:49,929 We got mold behind the walls, 212 00:09:50,011 --> 00:09:51,679 roof leaks. 213 00:09:51,762 --> 00:09:53,512 Rat shit everywhere. 214 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:55,762 Got a ton of stuff I gotta fix before my leave's up. 215 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,679 Yeah, I wouldn't put too much into it. 216 00:09:57,762 --> 00:09:59,845 Some yuppie's just gonna buy it and gut it anyway. 217 00:09:59,929 --> 00:10:01,387 Mm. I don't have time for this shit. 218 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,720 - Gotta get back to base. - San Diego? 219 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,804 - Norfolk. - Right, yeah, no, that's... 220 00:10:05,887 --> 00:10:07,553 That's right. 221 00:10:07,637 --> 00:10:09,261 All right, well, hey, I'm sorry again. 222 00:10:09,345 --> 00:10:12,220 - Be good, yeah? - Thanks, man. 223 00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:13,720 Hey, asshole, just kick it 224 00:10:13,804 --> 00:10:16,053 onto the truck next time... You'll do less damage. 225 00:10:19,387 --> 00:10:21,512 You were pretty hard on those real estate people. 226 00:10:21,595 --> 00:10:23,095 What's up with the open house thing? 227 00:10:23,178 --> 00:10:25,136 You ask a lotta questions, Gallagher. 228 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,679 You know who asks questions? 229 00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,095 Cops. 230 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:35,970 Look at this asshole parked in the alley. 231 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,011 Yo, hold up! 232 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:46,095 You a cop, Carl? 233 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,845 Hell, no. 234 00:10:49,178 --> 00:10:51,220 Come on, man. 235 00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:09,053 Ugh, what do you want? 236 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,428 Sorry to interrupt crack baby time. 237 00:11:11,512 --> 00:11:13,136 Hey, Franny, this is this is what happens 238 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,845 when you hook up with a conniving bitch. 239 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:16,553 She blackmails you. 240 00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:18,154 And when you're a ghetto whore teen mom, 241 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,387 you become a prostitute so you can pay your bills. 242 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:22,095 What are you doing here? 243 00:11:22,178 --> 00:11:24,637 - I bought you a gift. - How sweet of you. 244 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,637 Now, I figured you probably wouldn't have 245 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,428 anything nice to wear to the dance, 246 00:11:28,512 --> 00:11:31,303 since they don't sell formal wear at Costco. 247 00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:32,762 A tuxedo? 248 00:11:32,845 --> 00:11:34,470 You want me to wear this to the dance? 249 00:11:34,553 --> 00:11:35,970 Yeah. I'm wearin' the dress. 250 00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:38,220 My mom text you? 251 00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:40,470 She wants me to meet her at some boutique. 252 00:11:40,553 --> 00:11:41,929 Yeah, don't do it. 253 00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:43,679 She wants to buy me a birthday gift 254 00:11:43,762 --> 00:11:45,488 to give to her even though I already got her one. 255 00:11:45,512 --> 00:11:46,929 What'd you get her? 256 00:11:47,011 --> 00:11:49,136 A T-shirt I was gonna give to Goodwill. 257 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,136 - Thoughtful. - She doesn't care. 258 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,762 She'll buy herself something, wrap it, 259 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,178 hand it to me, and then I'll hand it back to her 260 00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:56,679 and say, "Happy birthday." 261 00:11:56,762 --> 00:11:58,095 It's such bullshit. 262 00:11:58,178 --> 00:12:00,470 Should I get her something too? 263 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,470 No. No, she'll pick something out for you 264 00:12:02,553 --> 00:12:04,345 then pay for it just so she can say, 265 00:12:04,428 --> 00:12:07,762 "Look what Debbie got me for my birthday." 266 00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:09,011 Okay. 267 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,428 See you at the Chastain Hotel. 268 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,136 Seven p.m. Don't be late. 269 00:12:22,387 --> 00:12:24,845 What do ya think? 270 00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:31,887 I'm sending a letter to the "Player Gazette" 271 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:34,845 about my pending retirement from the game I love. 272 00:12:34,929 --> 00:12:36,679 - What? - Can we hear it? 273 00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:41,470 "Dear basketball..." 274 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,970 That's all I have so far. 275 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,095 - Good start, though. - Promising. 276 00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:47,387 It's not even mine. I stole it from Kobe. 277 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:50,053 Plus, apparently, I need reading glasses now? 278 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,845 God, gettin' old sucks. 279 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:54,220 The other day, I found hair in my ear... lots a hair. 280 00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:57,178 - Oh, it gets worse. - Half my life is over. 281 00:12:57,261 --> 00:12:58,762 More than half. 282 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,887 - What? I'm only 38. - The life expectancy 283 00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,220 for an average white man is 76. 284 00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:05,845 - Exactly. - The life expectancy 285 00:13:05,929 --> 00:13:07,929 for a poor white man from the South Side is 70 286 00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:09,887 - if you're lucky. - Shit, am I dead? 287 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:11,512 I'm just saying you're definitely 288 00:13:11,595 --> 00:13:13,053 coming down the mountain. 289 00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:14,804 , V, that's why we gotta expand, 290 00:13:14,887 --> 00:13:18,512 increase our revenue so we can retire by 60. 291 00:13:18,595 --> 00:13:20,011 Live a little before we die. 292 00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:21,804 Retirement is for rich people. 293 00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:24,720 Poor people drop dead on the job. 294 00:13:29,095 --> 00:13:31,929 - What is happening? - Just a little bit a research. 295 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,261 How's the guest list coming? 296 00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:35,553 - What? - For the wedding. 297 00:13:35,637 --> 00:13:37,303 Who you inviting? 298 00:13:37,387 --> 00:13:38,780 - Uh, I don't have a list. - Well, you need a list. 299 00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:40,345 I mean, if I don't know how many people 300 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,863 are comin' to the wedding, how do I know 301 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,237 what size venue we need for the reception? 302 00:13:43,261 --> 00:13:44,529 We're having a reception? At a venue? 303 00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:46,261 We're having a wedding wedding? 304 00:13:46,345 --> 00:13:48,363 Jesus Christ, do you think this stuff just magically happens? 305 00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:51,095 - You gotta plan shit. - A month ago, you were ready 306 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,321 to get hitched at City Hall and now you want a real wedding? 307 00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:55,261 A lot can happen in a month. For example, 308 00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:57,112 your fuckhead dad threatenin' to murder you again 309 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,470 'cause you're gay. 310 00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:01,220 That's what this is about... Terry? 311 00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:03,762 Yup. Anything to make that miserable fuck more miserable. 312 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:06,303 So gimme your guest list, I'll work on your vows, 313 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,804 and I will follow up with the soloist. 314 00:14:08,887 --> 00:14:11,095 - W-A fucking soloist? - Yeah, not just any soloist. 315 00:14:11,178 --> 00:14:13,762 Motherfucker needs to be able to rock Livin' on a Prayer, 316 00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:15,553 acoustic, hard. Also, I'm gonna want 317 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,387 a shit-ton a candles, so get those, uh... 318 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,512 church boys ready. 319 00:14:19,595 --> 00:14:21,387 - Acolytes? - I don't care 320 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,321 what they're called... the little shits that light the candles. 321 00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:24,762 You know? 322 00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,512 Here ya go. 323 00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:28,595 Wrote it down for ya. 324 00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:30,220 Oh, well, this is cute. 325 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,863 Hey, why do you buy Julia's gifts for her? 326 00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:34,762 Because, if I leave it up to her, 327 00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:36,762 she'll just give me some unthoughtful 328 00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:39,178 piece of junk... if she gives me anything at all. 329 00:14:39,261 --> 00:14:40,679 Oh. 330 00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:42,345 Do you have plans tonight? 331 00:14:42,428 --> 00:14:43,804 Tonight? Why? 332 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,512 Well, I'm having dinner with my friends 333 00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:47,762 to celebrate my birthday... Nothing fancy... 334 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,804 But it'd be so much more fun if you were there. 335 00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,595 I thought we were celebrating 336 00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,479 - your birthday tomorrow. - Yeah, Tasha has to 337 00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:55,637 go outta town for work, so we moved it to tonight. 338 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,345 Uh... just tonight I-I have family stuff. 339 00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:01,220 You know, Franny. 340 00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:03,512 I would pay for a sitter. 341 00:15:03,595 --> 00:15:06,011 And everyone is dying to meet you. 342 00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,679 Plus, Julia can't come. 343 00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:10,220 She's going to some dance thing. 344 00:15:10,303 --> 00:15:12,261 Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry, I-I really wish I could. 345 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,553 You know what? It's no big deal. 346 00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:17,011 We'll just celebrate it without you. 347 00:15:17,095 --> 00:15:19,470 Well, you and I can still celebrate tomorrow night, 348 00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,595 - right? - Ugh, no, thanks. 349 00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:23,845 At my age, one birthday party is painful enough. 350 00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:25,303 It's fine. 351 00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:28,720 I don't need my girlfriend at my birthday party. 352 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,220 Uh... 353 00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:33,428 how 'bout I see what I can do? 354 00:15:33,512 --> 00:15:35,720 Really? Are you sure? 355 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,679 Yeah, no, it's your friends and your birthday dinner. 356 00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:40,762 I can't miss that, right? 357 00:15:40,845 --> 00:15:43,428 Oh, my God, that would be the best gift ever. 358 00:15:43,512 --> 00:15:45,053 I mean, besides this bag 359 00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:47,136 I'm going to buy you to give me. 360 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,220 Since it's your birthday, 361 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:50,804 there's one condition. 362 00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:52,804 I get to pick the restaurant. 363 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:55,553 Of course. 364 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,011 Hello! 365 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,553 Anybody home? 366 00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:23,470 Hello! 367 00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:39,261 Anybody home? 368 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,178 Ha ha ha! 369 00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:46,845 Hoo, yeah! 370 00:17:46,929 --> 00:17:48,637 Yeah! 371 00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:04,637 Whoa! 372 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,512 Easy, ladies. 373 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,804 What's up, boss? 374 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,679 What's up? 375 00:18:23,762 --> 00:18:25,804 Otis wants you to bust into that house 376 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,929 and take a shit in the living room. 377 00:18:29,011 --> 00:18:31,637 Why do I need to take a shit in their living room? 378 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,387 Because Otis told you to. 379 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:37,220 What if I don't need to take a shit? 380 00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:39,053 When Otis says take a shit, 381 00:18:39,136 --> 00:18:40,970 your only question should be, "How big?" 382 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,637 You wanna prove you're not a cop, 383 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,762 shit in the living room. 384 00:18:46,595 --> 00:18:48,261 I don't need it. 385 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,804 Ahh. 386 00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:02,512 Oh, damn! 387 00:20:02,595 --> 00:20:04,387 I been to every home in Glencoe 388 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,261 looking for you... finally found the one with the Rolls Royce. 389 00:20:07,345 --> 00:20:08,946 Were you followed... Does anyone else know I'm here? 390 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:11,136 - Nobody. - Whaddaya want? 391 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,345 I need you to sign a form at my school 392 00:20:13,428 --> 00:20:15,011 or else I can't go anymore. 393 00:20:15,095 --> 00:20:16,970 Well, why would I do that? 394 00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,553 I wanna go to school, Frank. 395 00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,387 Well, people in Hell want cold beer. 396 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,804 What's in it for me? 397 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,011 I'll call Child Services. 398 00:20:24,095 --> 00:20:26,428 You're my father. You've abandoned me. 399 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,011 Well played, son. 400 00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:33,261 But I'm re-abandoning you right after this is done. 401 00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:35,929 Wait outside. I used a different entrance. 402 00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:45,679 Hey, so there's this house over on Kingscross. 403 00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:47,679 - Yeah? - Yeah. 404 00:20:47,762 --> 00:20:50,178 You know, it's a total dump, but, uh, 405 00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:52,845 you know, it's probably gonna go for nothin', 406 00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:54,720 and, uh, with a little bit a work, 407 00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:56,345 could be nice. 408 00:20:56,428 --> 00:20:58,512 You thinking about buyin' a house in the South Side 409 00:20:58,595 --> 00:21:00,804 even though you're movin' to Milwaukee? 410 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:02,345 No. No, no, no. 411 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,095 I was just thinkin', you know, 412 00:21:04,178 --> 00:21:07,136 could be a good investment for somebody, though. 413 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,220 You know, fix it up, 414 00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:10,553 flip it. 415 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,095 Did you ever do anything like that? 416 00:21:14,887 --> 00:21:17,512 I never have to worry about what I would or wouldn't do. 417 00:21:17,595 --> 00:21:20,261 Mr. Tamietti paid the down payment on my house, 418 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,887 loaned me the money to start Born Free. 419 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:25,387 He decides what I do. 420 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:28,053 I'm the definition of limited options. 421 00:21:30,136 --> 00:21:31,553 - Hi. - Hi, Tam. 422 00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:32,970 Hey. 423 00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:36,720 I gave notice at the salon today. 424 00:21:36,804 --> 00:21:40,011 Which means I told Liza to eat shit and die. 425 00:21:40,095 --> 00:21:41,303 Oh, wow. 426 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,887 Really? Yeah? 427 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,512 Burned that bridge! 428 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,261 Ah... ha. 429 00:21:46,345 --> 00:21:47,929 Nice one. Congrats. 430 00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:50,178 And I found a salon near Nana's place 431 00:21:50,261 --> 00:21:52,095 where I can rent out a chair. 432 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,720 Wow, already? Really... wow... Yeah. 433 00:21:53,804 --> 00:21:55,095 - Mm-hmm. - That's sweet. 434 00:21:55,178 --> 00:21:57,011 Oh, also, 435 00:21:57,095 --> 00:21:59,929 my Uncle Will works at Briggs & Stratton in Milwaukee. 436 00:22:00,011 --> 00:22:01,811 Says they're always looking for new mechanics. 437 00:22:01,845 --> 00:22:04,345 I mean, I could have my dad give him a call. 438 00:22:06,512 --> 00:22:09,261 Uh... what's going on? 439 00:22:09,345 --> 00:22:10,679 What's goin' on? Nothin'. 440 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,220 Yeah, I'm workin'. Why? 441 00:22:12,303 --> 00:22:14,011 You're being weird. 442 00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:15,815 Yeah, no, sorry, I just... I just remembered 443 00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:17,679 I gotta close the loop on a couple things, 444 00:22:17,762 --> 00:22:19,261 so... 445 00:22:19,345 --> 00:22:21,095 What loops? 446 00:22:21,178 --> 00:22:23,220 Look, I just quit my job. 447 00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:24,762 Oh, yeah, I know. 448 00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:26,136 Uh, it's all good, all right? 449 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,804 Everything's... everything's fine. 450 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,512 What? 451 00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:34,553 Uh... ooh, nothin', uh... 452 00:22:34,637 --> 00:22:36,011 nothin'. 453 00:22:36,095 --> 00:22:38,136 Nothin'. 454 00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:44,387 It's got, uh, two beds, one bath, 455 00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:48,970 and, you know, I mean, I... I-it needs some work, but... 456 00:22:49,053 --> 00:22:50,970 well, it's a good house. 457 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:55,303 Now, what do you think? 458 00:22:56,428 --> 00:22:59,345 This place is a shithole. 459 00:22:59,428 --> 00:23:02,178 Well, I-I'm just lookin' at options, all right? 460 00:23:02,261 --> 00:23:04,470 I mean, did you know that Milwaukee 461 00:23:04,553 --> 00:23:06,512 gets even colder than Chicago in the wintertime? 462 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,637 And-and you know that we're gonna be the ones 463 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,804 that have to check in on your nana every week 464 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:13,345 at the old folks' home and anytime she needs anything. 465 00:23:13,428 --> 00:23:16,053 Uh-huh. 466 00:23:17,261 --> 00:23:19,301 Look, I don't know... Honestly, I feel kinda guilty, 467 00:23:19,345 --> 00:23:21,553 you know, takin' charity from your family. 468 00:23:25,136 --> 00:23:27,470 You gotta be kidding me. 469 00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:30,261 It's what... 100 feet from your family's house? 470 00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:42,220 What about a tire store? 471 00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:44,512 - No! - Ah, wow... 472 00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:46,845 Barber shop? 473 00:23:46,929 --> 00:23:49,095 Nail salon. 474 00:23:51,136 --> 00:23:52,053 Dreams are stupid. 475 00:23:52,136 --> 00:23:54,136 Dreams aren't stupid. 476 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,053 Stupid ideas are stupid. 477 00:23:56,136 --> 00:23:58,136 Nail salon... but for men. 478 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,655 We could definitely use another Subway. 479 00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:01,428 Or a check-cashing place. 480 00:24:01,512 --> 00:24:03,029 We don't need another check-cashing place. 481 00:24:03,053 --> 00:24:06,345 Plus, all those things require big start-up costs. 482 00:24:06,428 --> 00:24:07,748 V, we should contact that realtor. 483 00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:09,261 That place is gonna rent out soon. 484 00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:10,745 You don't even have a business plan. 485 00:24:10,804 --> 00:24:12,553 The business plan is to rent out the place. 486 00:24:12,637 --> 00:24:14,387 Not until you know what kinda business 487 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:16,512 you wanna start and how much it's gonna cost 488 00:24:16,595 --> 00:24:18,637 to get it up and running... Inventory, labor... 489 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,470 A business plan. 490 00:24:22,553 --> 00:24:25,929 - Keg's kicked. - Oh... I have an idea. 491 00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:28,136 How 'bout a business where you sell beer, 492 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,804 and when the keg is empty, you replace it. 493 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,428 I got it. 494 00:24:35,512 --> 00:24:38,345 I think that fulfills my fatherly obligation. 495 00:24:38,428 --> 00:24:39,762 Congratulations, son. 496 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,720 You get to keep goin' to school. 497 00:24:41,804 --> 00:24:43,720 See ya. 498 00:24:43,804 --> 00:24:45,303 Frank, wait. 499 00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:49,095 That new house that you're living in is pretty sweet. 500 00:24:49,178 --> 00:24:52,720 Bet they have good schools. I wanna live with you. 501 00:24:52,804 --> 00:24:54,470 Oh... I bet ya do. 502 00:24:54,553 --> 00:24:57,428 Unfortunately, pal, we just don't have the space. 503 00:24:57,512 --> 00:24:59,345 I need you on the South Side 504 00:24:59,428 --> 00:25:01,303 lookin' after the-the business. 505 00:25:01,387 --> 00:25:02,512 What business? 506 00:25:02,595 --> 00:25:04,303 Finding easy, innovative ways 507 00:25:04,387 --> 00:25:06,136 to make money without working. 508 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,512 That's the Gallagher family business. 509 00:25:08,595 --> 00:25:11,261 I built it from scratch. I put in the hours. 510 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:14,470 Turned it into the thriving racket you see today. 511 00:25:14,553 --> 00:25:17,345 And now, as Chairman Emeritus, 512 00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:20,053 I'm naming you my successor. 513 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:22,970 But I miss you. 514 00:25:27,136 --> 00:25:28,887 Nice try, son. 515 00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:30,178 "I miss you." 516 00:25:30,261 --> 00:25:33,053 Yeah... 517 00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:40,845 "Miss you." 518 00:25:43,637 --> 00:25:45,470 A true gentleman should be able 519 00:25:45,553 --> 00:25:47,303 to tie a proper bow tie, full stop. 520 00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:49,136 Only a schoolboy should ever 521 00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:50,762 ever be allowed to wear... 522 00:25:50,845 --> 00:25:53,679 It's open! 523 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,470 - Hey. - Hey. 524 00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:00,387 - That's a lotta wedding rings. 525 00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:02,345 It's for Mickey. 526 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,011 He said he wanted to see some options. 527 00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:05,220 Something borrowed, right? 528 00:26:05,303 --> 00:26:08,220 Or stolen from Zales. 529 00:26:08,303 --> 00:26:09,845 I'm gonna return them. 530 00:26:09,929 --> 00:26:12,053 Your tie around your neck. 531 00:26:12,136 --> 00:26:14,970 What the hell are you watching? 532 00:26:15,053 --> 00:26:17,261 Trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie. 533 00:26:17,345 --> 00:26:19,637 I know how to tie a bow tie. 534 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,011 - Really? - Yeah. 535 00:26:26,553 --> 00:26:28,637 Adjust the tie so the right side 536 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,071 is an inch to an inch and a half longer. 537 00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:31,845 There you go. 538 00:26:31,929 --> 00:26:34,053 Beautiful. 539 00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:36,053 What's this for? 540 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,053 - Homecoming dance. - Why in the hell 541 00:26:38,136 --> 00:26:39,536 are you going to a homecoming dance? 542 00:26:39,595 --> 00:26:41,053 It's not my choice. 543 00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:43,595 This girl I know, Julia, is wearing the dress. 544 00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:45,303 Why does she get to wear the dress? 545 00:26:45,387 --> 00:26:47,553 Is this some kind of power move? 546 00:26:47,637 --> 00:26:49,595 I don't know, but if her wearing a dress 547 00:26:49,679 --> 00:26:52,053 makes her feel powerful, then good for her. 548 00:26:52,136 --> 00:26:53,887 Maybe that's the final wave. 549 00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,095 I don't know what that means. 550 00:26:56,178 --> 00:26:58,136 The problem is, I also have a dinner tonight 551 00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:59,970 with Julia's mom. 552 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,929 And neither one knows about the other? 553 00:27:04,387 --> 00:27:05,970 You little slut. 554 00:27:07,053 --> 00:27:09,804 I try. 555 00:27:11,095 --> 00:27:13,053 - We really need flowers? - Hell, yeah. 556 00:27:13,136 --> 00:27:14,720 Stargazer lilies, motherfucker. 557 00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:16,303 How can I help you? 558 00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:18,053 Hey, so, uh, I'm gettin' married, 559 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,011 and we'd love to see what you have 560 00:27:20,095 --> 00:27:22,053 in the way of Stargazer lilies. 561 00:27:22,136 --> 00:27:24,845 Let me show you some photos. 562 00:27:29,345 --> 00:27:31,095 This is the Sierra Sunset... 563 00:27:31,178 --> 00:27:33,553 - Mm-hmm. - And this is what we call 564 00:27:33,637 --> 00:27:35,512 - Beyond Blue. - That's gorgeous. 565 00:27:35,595 --> 00:27:37,655 Especially because we get them at the perfect time... 566 00:27:37,679 --> 00:27:39,261 Right before they open, 567 00:27:39,345 --> 00:27:41,804 so they're spectacular on your blessed day. 568 00:27:41,887 --> 00:27:43,679 Yeah, I bet. 569 00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:45,428 Hey, I like the... blue ones. 570 00:27:45,512 --> 00:27:47,053 - Yeah? - Sure. 571 00:27:47,136 --> 00:27:49,762 - Are you the best man? - Uh, no, I'm the... 572 00:27:49,845 --> 00:27:52,095 the groom? The official partner. 573 00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:55,512 I don't know... we haven't really talked about it yet. 574 00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:57,428 So you're... 575 00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:59,261 h-homosexuals? 576 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,637 No, well, he is... I just like having another man's dick 577 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,637 - in my ass. - I'm s-sorry. 578 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,136 I'm afraid we don't do business with your... 579 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:08,929 With your what? 580 00:28:09,011 --> 00:28:11,345 - Uh, w-we don't believe... - Finishing sentences, 581 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,345 - Grandma? - Mickey. 582 00:28:12,428 --> 00:28:14,261 That what you don't believe in? 583 00:28:14,345 --> 00:28:15,387 - Sodomy is a sin. 584 00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:16,529 You know what else is a sin? 585 00:28:16,553 --> 00:28:18,071 Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart... 586 00:28:18,095 --> 00:28:19,762 - Okay... yeah. - That's a sin! 587 00:28:19,845 --> 00:28:21,363 Gonna sodomize you, you wrinkly fucking Q-tip. 588 00:28:21,387 --> 00:28:22,720 - No. - I'm gonna come back 589 00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:24,484 and carve my initials in your fuckin' gums! 590 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,178 Kevin. My man. 591 00:28:32,762 --> 00:28:34,178 Oh, God. 592 00:28:34,261 --> 00:28:35,363 Dude, I've been texting you. 593 00:28:35,387 --> 00:28:36,470 Did you get my texts? 594 00:28:36,553 --> 00:28:38,762 No. I blocked your phone number. 595 00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:40,387 W... Okay, look... 596 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,011 I'm sorry about the other night. 597 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,512 I know things got a little, uh... 598 00:28:43,595 --> 00:28:44,845 Racist? 599 00:28:44,929 --> 00:28:47,804 Yeah, we thought when a poor couple 600 00:28:47,887 --> 00:28:50,303 - agrees to be auctioned off... - No. 601 00:28:50,387 --> 00:28:52,011 Again, sorry. 602 00:28:52,095 --> 00:28:53,845 I'm only here to claim the other thing 603 00:28:53,929 --> 00:28:55,261 that we won at the auction. 604 00:28:55,345 --> 00:28:57,011 What? 605 00:28:57,095 --> 00:28:59,428 My personal training session. 606 00:28:59,512 --> 00:29:01,637 - Huh? - Yeah, you said at the auction 607 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,512 the winner gets a personal training session. 608 00:29:06,470 --> 00:29:07,929 Right now? 609 00:29:08,011 --> 00:29:09,679 I'm bored with my trainer at Equinox. 610 00:29:09,762 --> 00:29:11,845 He's always late because he's training some guys 611 00:29:11,929 --> 00:29:13,512 from the Bulls before me. 612 00:29:13,595 --> 00:29:15,553 Look, I can always come back if you're busy, 613 00:29:15,637 --> 00:29:17,762 but I... I... 614 00:29:17,845 --> 00:29:19,595 No. No, no, no. 615 00:29:19,679 --> 00:29:21,261 You know what? 616 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:23,011 Right now is a perfect time. 617 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,095 We just got a delivery. Follow me. 618 00:29:29,303 --> 00:29:31,845 I start every workout with what I like to call 619 00:29:31,929 --> 00:29:33,804 keg lifts... simple. All you gotta do 620 00:29:33,887 --> 00:29:35,887 is take these kegs into the bar. 621 00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:37,679 It's great for your core. 622 00:29:37,762 --> 00:29:40,220 - Does that really work - Look at me, Lorne. 623 00:29:40,303 --> 00:29:42,095 Never step foot in a gym. 624 00:29:42,178 --> 00:29:43,804 Wow. 625 00:29:43,887 --> 00:29:45,720 Okay. 626 00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:51,220 Yeah, use your legs, not your back. 627 00:29:51,303 --> 00:29:53,178 There ya go. 628 00:29:53,261 --> 00:29:54,762 All right. 629 00:29:54,845 --> 00:29:56,345 Flex your base. 630 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,345 Hello? 631 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,053 Anybody home? 632 00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:58,637 Hello? 633 00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:44,387 There ya go. 634 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,553 Only eight more kegs. All right. 635 00:31:46,637 --> 00:31:48,053 Good. 636 00:31:48,136 --> 00:31:50,387 All right, all right, all right. 637 00:31:50,470 --> 00:31:52,679 Bro, do you even lift? 638 00:31:52,762 --> 00:31:54,261 Uh, Pilates... 639 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,011 and I play squash. 640 00:31:56,095 --> 00:31:57,946 What the fuck is squash? All right, man, here we go. 641 00:31:57,970 --> 00:31:59,345 We're gonna burn some muscles. 642 00:32:01,178 --> 00:32:02,637 Like that. Keep your back straight. 643 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,428 Use your legs. Don't forget to breathe. 644 00:32:05,512 --> 00:32:06,845 All right, all right, okay. 645 00:32:06,929 --> 00:32:08,679 - Uhhh... - Wow! 646 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:10,720 All right, good. 647 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:12,512 - Uh... oh... uh... - See? 648 00:32:12,595 --> 00:32:14,804 Now you know it's workin' 649 00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:16,845 How can you be a florist 650 00:32:16,929 --> 00:32:18,595 and not do business with the gays? 651 00:32:18,679 --> 00:32:20,804 Doesn't matter, all right? She'll be dead soon anyway. 652 00:32:20,887 --> 00:32:22,595 Whatever... you lined up a caterer, right? 653 00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,470 - Yes. - You got the Chiavari chairs? 654 00:32:24,553 --> 00:32:26,303 - Yes! - Gold ones with the white 655 00:32:26,387 --> 00:32:28,303 - cushions? - Yes! 656 00:32:39,470 --> 00:32:40,804 It's about time. 657 00:32:40,887 --> 00:32:42,720 Kay, I took a shit in somebody's living room. 658 00:32:42,804 --> 00:32:44,553 What the fuck's going on? 659 00:32:47,303 --> 00:32:50,136 Let's just say the Department of Sanitation 660 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,720 runs this town. 661 00:33:00,595 --> 00:33:02,845 V, Lorne went on social media 662 00:33:02,929 --> 00:33:05,845 and said it was the best workout he's ever had. 663 00:33:05,929 --> 00:33:07,529 Now all his yuppie friends wanna train with me. 664 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,220 I just got two texts. This could be huge. 665 00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:12,095 - Wow, two texts. - This is it, V. 666 00:33:12,178 --> 00:33:15,428 I found my calling. This is my next chapter. 667 00:33:15,512 --> 00:33:17,595 Like when Ditka retired from coaching, 668 00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:18,762 opened a steakhouse. 669 00:33:18,845 --> 00:33:20,387 Yeah, what's the name a that place? 670 00:33:20,470 --> 00:33:21,887 Ditka's. 671 00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:24,220 So a full keg is about 160 pounds. 672 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:27,053 - This is about a 50? - That is not a 50. 673 00:33:27,136 --> 00:33:28,929 That is $200 worth of beer. Put that back. 674 00:33:29,011 --> 00:33:31,261 V, I can't use empty kegs. 675 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,011 - They're like 30 pounds. - Too bad. 676 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:37,220 V... the longest part of a journey 677 00:33:37,303 --> 00:33:39,679 is always the first step. 678 00:33:39,762 --> 00:33:41,970 - Says who? - Fortune cookie. 679 00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:44,970 This is it, V... some people wait their entire lives 680 00:33:45,053 --> 00:33:46,970 for a moment like this, a moment of clarity. 681 00:33:50,345 --> 00:33:52,053 Sanders doesn't like what he sees. 682 00:33:54,303 --> 00:33:57,553 That's a lotta people to hunt one fox. 683 00:33:57,637 --> 00:33:59,970 Not a fair fight. 684 00:34:00,053 --> 00:34:02,470 In front of all these people. 685 00:34:02,553 --> 00:34:05,345 Fix the animal in the eye with a masterful gaze. 686 00:34:05,428 --> 00:34:07,178 The boots don't fit. 687 00:35:32,595 --> 00:35:34,470 Shit. 688 00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:43,261 - Hello? - Hey, buddy. 689 00:35:43,345 --> 00:35:45,095 It's your dear old dad. How you doin'? 690 00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:46,595 What do you want, Frank? 691 00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:49,470 Um... boy, it was great seeing ya today. 692 00:35:49,553 --> 00:35:51,261 You're drunk, right? 693 00:35:51,345 --> 00:35:54,553 Ha ha ha ha. You, growin' up so fast. 694 00:35:54,637 --> 00:35:56,220 Uh... it got me to thinkin'. 695 00:35:56,303 --> 00:35:58,303 I-I'd love to spend more time together. 696 00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:00,887 - When? - How 'bout right now? 697 00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:03,136 It took me hours to get there this morning. 698 00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:05,136 So, uh, so I'll see ya in a few hours? 699 00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:08,512 No way. Maybe tomorrow after school. 700 00:36:08,595 --> 00:36:12,178 Uh, I was... I was hopin' you'd get here before dark. 701 00:36:12,261 --> 00:36:13,804 - That's all. - Sorry. 702 00:36:13,887 --> 00:36:15,512 Hey, Liam. 703 00:36:15,595 --> 00:36:16,679 What? 704 00:36:16,762 --> 00:36:20,345 Uh... I miss you. 705 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,637 Right. 706 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,387 Bye, Frank. 707 00:36:39,804 --> 00:36:41,720 So, what do you think? 708 00:36:43,053 --> 00:36:45,261 What are these? 709 00:36:45,345 --> 00:36:47,178 They're the chairs you wanted. 710 00:36:47,261 --> 00:36:49,595 Was I not clear? 711 00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:51,804 Where the fuck... 712 00:36:51,887 --> 00:36:53,303 are the Chiavari chairs? 713 00:36:53,387 --> 00:36:56,470 - These are the Chiavaris. - You shut the fuck up. 714 00:36:56,553 --> 00:36:59,345 You... I could not have been more specific. 715 00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:01,804 I asked you to find me a caterer 716 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,053 who had the gold Chiavaris 717 00:37:04,136 --> 00:37:05,845 with the white cushions. 718 00:37:05,929 --> 00:37:07,845 You had one job. 719 00:37:07,929 --> 00:37:09,738 Uh, that was my fault, I... thought we had those, 720 00:37:09,762 --> 00:37:11,220 but I was mistaken. 721 00:37:11,303 --> 00:37:13,345 But I-I think that any of these could work... 722 00:37:13,428 --> 00:37:15,804 God damn it, why does everything always have to suck? 723 00:37:15,887 --> 00:37:17,762 This is my fucking wedding day! 724 00:37:17,845 --> 00:37:20,720 For one day. For one day 725 00:37:20,804 --> 00:37:23,679 can I have the gold... Chiavaris 726 00:37:23,762 --> 00:37:25,845 with the white cushions?! 727 00:37:27,595 --> 00:37:29,845 - I mean, I-I can call around... - I thought I told you 728 00:37:29,929 --> 00:37:31,804 to shut the fuck up! Are you retarded? 729 00:37:31,887 --> 00:37:33,178 - Uh... - Huh, Brooks? 730 00:37:33,261 --> 00:37:35,053 - Answer me! - Uh, yes. 731 00:37:35,136 --> 00:37:36,488 - Yes, you're retarded! - I'm retarded. 732 00:37:36,512 --> 00:37:39,345 Which is why we had the fucking mix-up! 733 00:37:42,345 --> 00:37:44,845 I'm sorry. 734 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,011 This is my fault. 735 00:37:47,095 --> 00:37:49,220 I put too much on your plate. 736 00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:03,470 Hey. 737 00:38:05,929 --> 00:38:07,845 - Did you find Frank? - Yeah. 738 00:38:07,929 --> 00:38:10,053 Where is everybody? 739 00:38:12,303 --> 00:38:15,637 Debbie went to a dance, Carl's at work, 740 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:18,428 Ian's with Mickey, Fiona moved, 741 00:38:18,512 --> 00:38:20,970 and now you're moving to Milwaukee. 742 00:38:23,512 --> 00:38:24,970 You gonna be all right, buddy? 743 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,512 Yeah. 744 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:29,011 I'm just gonna miss everyone being around. 745 00:38:32,512 --> 00:38:34,512 Cheers. 746 00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:42,220 Oh, look at this bag 747 00:38:42,303 --> 00:38:44,553 that Debbie got me for my birthday. 748 00:38:44,637 --> 00:38:46,720 - That is so cute! - Oh, my God! 749 00:38:46,804 --> 00:38:48,053 I know, I love it. 750 00:38:48,136 --> 00:38:49,887 You have good taste. 751 00:38:49,970 --> 00:38:51,929 - Yes, she does. - And good skin. 752 00:38:52,011 --> 00:38:54,428 God, look at your skin! 753 00:38:54,512 --> 00:38:56,261 I used to have skin like that. 754 00:38:56,345 --> 00:38:58,011 Bullshit. 755 00:38:58,095 --> 00:39:00,053 And your hair... I love the color. 756 00:39:00,136 --> 00:39:02,095 - Who does it? - I do it. 757 00:39:02,178 --> 00:39:03,929 I'm so jealous. 758 00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:05,595 Mm, I bet you are. 759 00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:08,303 So what do 19-year-olds like to do these days? 760 00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:11,804 Watch TV shows about suicide, do drugs. 761 00:39:11,887 --> 00:39:13,595 Protest shit we don't know much about. 762 00:39:13,679 --> 00:39:15,637 I'm just kidding. 763 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,011 I don't really know. I work a lot. 764 00:39:18,095 --> 00:39:19,720 I'm a welder. 765 00:39:19,804 --> 00:39:21,261 You're a welder? 766 00:39:21,345 --> 00:39:23,345 Not as of lately, but... yeah. 767 00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:25,261 Oh, my God, that's incredible. 768 00:39:25,345 --> 00:39:26,470 Like Jennifer Beals. 769 00:39:26,553 --> 00:39:27,720 In Flashdance. 770 00:39:27,804 --> 00:39:29,053 Oh... 771 00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:30,887 I'm gonna need another drink. 772 00:39:32,512 --> 00:39:34,720 Uh, hey, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room real quick. 773 00:39:34,804 --> 00:39:36,053 - Okay. - I'll be right back. 774 00:39:36,136 --> 00:39:36,887 Do you need me to go with you? 775 00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:38,053 Uh, no. 776 00:39:39,595 --> 00:39:41,053 You're an asshole. 777 00:39:41,136 --> 00:39:42,595 You're both assholes. 778 00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:44,136 Stop it. 779 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,804 Whoa... 780 00:40:15,095 --> 00:40:16,887 Calm down. I'll be there in a second. 781 00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:30,428 Hey. 782 00:40:33,345 --> 00:40:35,220 There she is. 783 00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:43,470 Remember, you're desperately in love with me. 784 00:40:45,261 --> 00:40:46,887 Thank God you're here. 785 00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:48,970 I'm bringing Sandy in to deal with the invitations 786 00:40:49,053 --> 00:40:50,529 and a few other details moving forward. 787 00:40:50,553 --> 00:40:52,196 - Wait... what? Why? - 'Cause too many things 788 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,446 are slippin' through the cracks, Gallagher. 789 00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:55,053 The chairs were a fuckin' shit-show. 790 00:40:55,136 --> 00:40:56,637 Also, Sandy's getting me my best man. 791 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,887 You line up your best man yet? 792 00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:00,387 Not yet, no. 793 00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:02,345 That's what I'm talkin' about. 794 00:41:02,428 --> 00:41:04,679 You sure you still wanna go through with this? 795 00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:06,428 Yes. Why? 796 00:41:06,512 --> 00:41:08,552 Terry's back at the house making hollow-tip bullets. 797 00:41:08,595 --> 00:41:10,512 - Calls 'em Pansy Poppers. - Fuck him. 798 00:41:10,595 --> 00:41:12,475 You ask Debbie if Franny can be the flower girl? 799 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,053 Yeah, I sent her a text. 800 00:41:14,136 --> 00:41:15,345 Thank you. 801 00:41:15,428 --> 00:41:16,762 This is still about Terry, right? 802 00:41:16,845 --> 00:41:18,279 You don't give a shit about weddings. 803 00:41:18,303 --> 00:41:21,053 Where the fuck's your ring? 804 00:41:21,136 --> 00:41:23,387 I... must have... 805 00:41:23,470 --> 00:41:25,679 left it next to the sink. 806 00:41:27,095 --> 00:41:29,220 I can't even. 807 00:41:29,303 --> 00:41:31,470 I can see why you called. 808 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,178 - Hey! - Ah... shit! 809 00:43:02,261 --> 00:43:03,720 Who the hell are you? 810 00:43:03,804 --> 00:43:06,095 I'm... house sitting. Who the hell are you? 811 00:43:06,178 --> 00:43:07,762 I'm Jean-Luc, the gardener. 812 00:43:07,845 --> 00:43:09,553 Miss Faye asked me to look after the place 813 00:43:09,637 --> 00:43:11,720 - while she's in Puerto Rico. - That's funny, 814 00:43:11,804 --> 00:43:14,011 'cause she never mentioned anything about it to me. 815 00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:15,595 Well, she never mentioned you either. 816 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,303 Why's all the furniture covered, hmm? 817 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:19,970 I'm... just using the second floor. 818 00:43:20,053 --> 00:43:21,220 You know what? 819 00:43:21,303 --> 00:43:23,011 I'm gonna call her. 820 00:43:23,095 --> 00:43:25,929 - We will straighten this out. - Go ahead. 821 00:43:27,345 --> 00:43:30,011 Um... I don't have her number. 822 00:43:30,095 --> 00:43:31,595 I do. I'll call her. 823 00:43:31,679 --> 00:43:33,553 Fine. Call her. 824 00:43:33,637 --> 00:43:35,178 I'm not goin' anywhere. 825 00:43:35,261 --> 00:43:37,303 Oh, I'm calling. 826 00:43:37,387 --> 00:43:39,387 Tell her Frank says hello. 827 00:43:39,470 --> 00:43:41,136 Oh, and tell her the yard guy 828 00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:43,387 is gonna stay in her house while she's gone. 829 00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:45,470 I'm not the yard guy, asshole. 830 00:43:45,553 --> 00:43:47,679 - Who the hell are you again? - I'm her boyfriend. 831 00:43:47,762 --> 00:43:49,122 Funny, she never mentioned anything 832 00:43:49,178 --> 00:43:50,720 about having any boyfriend. 833 00:43:50,804 --> 00:43:53,053 Oh, you mean she didn't share her romantic status 834 00:43:53,136 --> 00:43:54,512 with the yard guy? 835 00:43:54,595 --> 00:43:56,595 Stop callin' me the yard guy. 836 00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:58,970 - I'm callin' the cops. - Oh, go ahead, ha ha. 837 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,553 And tell them there's been a break-in, 838 00:44:01,637 --> 00:44:03,970 'cause I have house keys. How did you get in? 839 00:44:04,053 --> 00:44:06,512 I thought you were gonna call Miss Faye. 840 00:44:06,595 --> 00:44:08,303 - I am. - Well, then do it. 841 00:44:08,387 --> 00:44:10,762 I'm calling her right now. 842 00:44:20,887 --> 00:44:23,303 - I'm not supposed to be here. - Well, no shit. 843 00:44:23,387 --> 00:44:24,804 - Me neither. - I didn't know anyone 844 00:44:24,887 --> 00:44:26,488 was upstairs... I thought I was hearin' things. 845 00:44:26,512 --> 00:44:28,154 Where were you... I thought the place was haunted! 846 00:44:28,178 --> 00:44:29,428 I stay in the basement. 847 00:44:29,512 --> 00:44:30,387 - Do you play a piano? - Yes. 848 00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:32,345 Thank God. 849 00:44:32,428 --> 00:44:34,303 Hey, maybe, uh... 850 00:44:34,387 --> 00:44:36,095 we can both live here, huh? 851 00:44:36,178 --> 00:44:37,637 Come on, it's a big house. 852 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:39,470 There's plenty of room for the both of us. 853 00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:40,929 Fine. I'll take the second floor. 854 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,762 You can keep the basement. 855 00:44:42,845 --> 00:44:44,925 - First floor neutral. - Sure, first floor's neutral. 856 00:44:58,178 --> 00:44:59,261 What do you got, Gallagher? 857 00:44:59,345 --> 00:45:01,470 So, sanitation department's 858 00:45:01,553 --> 00:45:03,095 in bed with the real estate developers. 859 00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:04,720 Bribe them to either pick up the trash, 860 00:45:04,804 --> 00:45:06,595 make the neighborhood look like shit. 861 00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:07,987 That way, they can influence the rent, 862 00:45:08,011 --> 00:45:09,637 property value, all of it. 863 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,553 Son of a bitch. 864 00:45:11,637 --> 00:45:13,887 And it's all overseen by this cat named Otis. 865 00:45:13,970 --> 00:45:15,637 Get in. 866 00:45:19,053 --> 00:45:20,679 Nice work, Gallagher. 867 00:45:20,762 --> 00:45:22,303 Seriously, this is good stuff. 868 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:25,136 So... I'm undercover. 869 00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:27,220 No. 870 00:45:27,303 --> 00:45:29,178 Y-you're an informant. 871 00:45:29,261 --> 00:45:31,679 Call it what you want, but I'm undercover. 872 00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:33,679 You're not undercover. 873 00:45:33,762 --> 00:45:35,679 I took a shit in somebody's house, sir. 874 00:45:35,762 --> 00:45:37,345 So they trust me. 875 00:45:37,428 --> 00:45:39,095 Pretty sure that makes me undercover. 876 00:45:39,178 --> 00:45:42,095 You're not... undercover. 877 00:45:42,178 --> 00:45:45,303 Oh. I gotcha. 878 00:45:45,387 --> 00:45:46,970 No, I don't think you do. 879 00:45:47,053 --> 00:45:48,470 So what now? 880 00:45:48,553 --> 00:45:50,303 Bring in the FBI? 881 00:45:50,387 --> 00:45:52,345 FBI? Hell, no! 882 00:45:52,428 --> 00:45:54,387 I want a slice. 883 00:45:54,470 --> 00:45:56,512 Oh. 884 00:45:56,595 --> 00:45:58,428 Of what? 885 00:45:59,637 --> 00:46:00,762 The money. 886 00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:03,387 Course. 887 00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:05,553 So we're not the good cops? 888 00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:07,220 Not at all. 889 00:46:07,303 --> 00:46:09,929 But seriously, hey. 890 00:46:10,011 --> 00:46:11,095 Nice work. 891 00:46:11,178 --> 00:46:13,095 Keep it up. 892 00:46:13,178 --> 00:46:15,428 See if we can't get ya a good fake I.D., 893 00:46:15,512 --> 00:46:17,345 maybe waive that minimum age restriction, 894 00:46:17,428 --> 00:46:19,095 get you in the Academy. 895 00:46:19,178 --> 00:46:22,220 You'll make one hell of a cop some day, Gallagher. 896 00:46:22,303 --> 00:46:23,387 Thank you, sir. 897 00:46:23,470 --> 00:46:24,720 Proud to be of service. 898 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,970 Hey, where are you going? 899 00:46:31,053 --> 00:46:32,720 Throwing my crack baby in the dumpster. 900 00:46:32,804 --> 00:46:35,011 I'm goin' to the bathroom. 901 00:47:12,178 --> 00:47:14,303 Sorry. 902 00:47:14,387 --> 00:47:16,637 - Hey, are you okay? - UTI. 903 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:20,303 - So adorable. - So 19. 904 00:47:20,387 --> 00:47:22,679 To... crow's feet? 905 00:47:31,553 --> 00:47:34,303 - Kev Ball's Keg Zone. - Cool. 906 00:47:34,387 --> 00:47:36,261 I'm gonna train people using kegs. 907 00:47:36,345 --> 00:47:38,178 Observe. 908 00:47:38,261 --> 00:47:39,720 Keg curls. 909 00:47:39,804 --> 00:47:41,261 - Wow. - Whistles. 910 00:47:41,345 --> 00:47:44,303 Keg-cline push-ups. 911 00:47:44,387 --> 00:47:46,261 - Sweet. - Okay. 912 00:47:46,345 --> 00:47:48,387 Keg plank. You wanna try it, V? 913 00:47:50,845 --> 00:47:53,261 Keg squats. 914 00:47:53,345 --> 00:47:56,387 Uh, Kermit, you might wanna start off with a empty one. 915 00:47:58,136 --> 00:48:01,637 I don't wanna do this, but I think other people will. 916 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:04,303 All right, Kermit, stay positive. 917 00:48:04,387 --> 00:48:05,637 V, keep your back straight. 918 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,637 Good. 919 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,363 How do we decide who gets to walk down the aisle? 920 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,029 Depends on who's the bride and who's the groom. 921 00:48:11,053 --> 00:48:12,762 Either way, we need a videographer, 922 00:48:12,845 --> 00:48:14,345 'cause I need to tape Terry to a chair 923 00:48:14,428 --> 00:48:16,595 and make him watch the shit over and over again. 924 00:48:16,679 --> 00:48:17,845 Why can't we both be grooms? 925 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:19,595 - I don't know. - Can't we just be 926 00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:22,011 - Ian and Mickey? - Look, I don't... God damn it, 927 00:48:22,095 --> 00:48:23,512 you and Sandy. I don't know. 928 00:48:27,762 --> 00:48:29,970 Can I help you? 929 00:48:39,929 --> 00:48:41,595 - know that? - Little bird told me. 930 00:48:46,303 --> 00:48:48,178 You're a sneaky bastard. 931 00:49:05,762 --> 00:49:07,553 - Right. Proof. - What? 932 00:49:07,637 --> 00:49:08,970 Nothing. Thank you. 933 00:49:09,053 --> 00:49:10,637 I wanna dance. 934 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,637 Seriously? 935 00:49:15,136 --> 00:49:16,804 Would you like more scotch? 936 00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:19,220 Oh, you know it. 937 00:49:23,470 --> 00:49:24,595 - Ahh. Thank you. - Mm. 938 00:49:24,679 --> 00:49:26,804 - Mm-hmm. - Ahh. 939 00:49:26,887 --> 00:49:28,970 - Mind if I smoke? - Not at all. 940 00:49:33,178 --> 00:49:34,887 Is that crack? 941 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:37,512 I don't smoke crack. 942 00:49:39,011 --> 00:49:41,512 It's crystal meth. Would you like some? 943 00:49:41,595 --> 00:49:44,845 Oh, it's gonna be a good winter, yard guy. 944 00:50:30,053 --> 00:50:31,845 Nice boutonniere. 945 00:50:31,929 --> 00:50:33,553 I bought it. 946 00:50:33,637 --> 00:50:36,970 For Julia to give to her date. 947 00:50:37,053 --> 00:50:39,804 Her date ditched her, so I agreed to go with her. 948 00:50:39,887 --> 00:50:42,011 She didn't wanna go alone. 949 00:50:42,095 --> 00:50:44,470 Shit. 950 00:50:44,553 --> 00:50:46,804 You know, I really liked you. 951 00:50:46,887 --> 00:50:48,387 I really like you too. 952 00:50:48,470 --> 00:50:50,220 It was stupid for me to think 953 00:50:50,303 --> 00:50:53,345 a young, beautiful girl like you would fall for me. 954 00:50:53,428 --> 00:50:54,637 Hi. 955 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,178 So Debbie and I are fucking. 956 00:50:58,512 --> 00:50:59,679 You're gay? 957 00:50:59,762 --> 00:51:01,887 Hell, no. I hate vaginas. 958 00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:03,720 I just wanted to piss you off. 959 00:51:03,804 --> 00:51:05,720 - My God. - Why? 960 00:51:05,804 --> 00:51:07,845 I mean, what have I ever done to you 961 00:51:07,929 --> 00:51:09,220 besides give you everything? 962 00:51:09,303 --> 00:51:11,553 Oh, the carb counting? The body shaming? 963 00:51:11,637 --> 00:51:13,345 - I did that to protect you. - From what? 964 00:51:13,428 --> 00:51:15,512 - Being bullied. - So you bullied me. 965 00:51:15,595 --> 00:51:18,095 - I weigh 119 pounds. - Says who? 966 00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:19,804 - Not the scale. - You're a monster. 967 00:51:19,887 --> 00:51:21,679 Well, and you're an entitled little shit. 968 00:51:21,762 --> 00:51:23,679 - Fuck off! - Excuse me? 969 00:51:23,762 --> 00:51:25,553 No screens for a week. 970 00:51:25,637 --> 00:51:27,637 Fine. Then I'm quitting the cello. 971 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,178 - Mm, no you're not. - Watch me. 972 00:51:29,261 --> 00:51:30,970 I'm sending you back to Montana. 973 00:51:31,053 --> 00:51:33,178 Back to the troubled teen learning institute. 974 00:51:33,261 --> 00:51:35,011 - Can't wait. - But this time... 975 00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:37,303 I'm flying you coach. 976 00:51:37,387 --> 00:51:40,887 No more special services for you. 977 00:51:42,804 --> 00:51:44,095 Hey. 978 00:51:44,178 --> 00:51:45,970 Hey. 979 00:51:59,637 --> 00:52:02,053 I rented that house. 980 00:52:09,637 --> 00:52:11,637 That one I showed you. 981 00:52:15,929 --> 00:52:17,428 Tami. 982 00:52:17,512 --> 00:52:18,970 Hey. 983 00:52:21,762 --> 00:52:24,512 Hey, can you wait? Wait, please. 984 00:52:24,595 --> 00:52:26,095 Hey. 985 00:52:28,512 --> 00:52:30,595 Look, it would be good 986 00:52:30,679 --> 00:52:33,345 for Fred to be around his cousins, right? 987 00:52:34,178 --> 00:52:36,804 You know, his aunts, his uncles. 988 00:52:36,887 --> 00:52:39,637 His family and your family. 989 00:52:41,303 --> 00:52:43,720 You know, in Milwaukee, you'll have no one. 990 00:52:43,804 --> 00:52:47,178 Right? I mean, we will have no one. 991 00:52:53,679 --> 00:52:56,095 My family... 992 00:52:56,178 --> 00:52:58,929 this neighborhood is my support system. 993 00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:02,220 This is my home. 994 00:53:03,970 --> 00:53:05,387 All right? I thought I could do it. 995 00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:07,387 I really did, but I had some time with it, 996 00:53:07,470 --> 00:53:10,095 and... I don't know. 997 00:53:13,303 --> 00:53:16,095 You know, I-I'm worried about my sobriety. 998 00:53:16,178 --> 00:53:20,053 I've got a community here, my meetings. 999 00:53:20,136 --> 00:53:21,804 Brad, the people in our group, my job... 1000 00:53:21,887 --> 00:53:23,887 I mean, this place, it's... 1001 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:28,220 It's important to me. 1002 00:53:32,887 --> 00:53:35,303 Milwaukee's baseball team is called The Brewers. 1003 00:53:35,387 --> 00:53:38,470 There's no way I could stay sober up there. 1004 00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:44,095 Tami. 1005 00:53:52,303 --> 00:53:54,970 Rich people are crazy. 1006 00:53:55,053 --> 00:53:57,178 Fuckin' nuts. 1007 00:53:57,261 --> 00:54:00,053 They create drama because they're bored. 1008 00:54:00,136 --> 00:54:02,056 When you're poor, you don't need to create drama. 1009 00:54:02,136 --> 00:54:04,095 I know, every day's a goddamn drama. 1010 00:54:04,178 --> 00:54:06,261 What are... You're a garbage man now? 1011 00:54:06,345 --> 00:54:08,428 It's more complicated than that, Milk. 1012 00:54:08,512 --> 00:54:10,720 I'm basically an undercover cop. 1013 00:54:10,804 --> 00:54:12,095 - Ha. - Ha ha ha. 1014 00:54:12,178 --> 00:54:13,428 Not a very good one. 1015 00:54:13,512 --> 00:54:15,345 Undercover cops don't go around 1016 00:54:15,428 --> 00:54:17,512 telling people they're undercover cops. 1017 00:54:17,595 --> 00:54:19,970 Laugh all you want, Sandy. 1018 00:54:20,053 --> 00:54:21,553 It's a lot harder than you think 1019 00:54:21,637 --> 00:54:23,261 never knowing who you can trust, 1020 00:54:23,345 --> 00:54:25,512 whether or not they're gonna figure out you're a rat. 1021 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:28,053 It's stressful. Can I hit that? 1022 00:54:28,136 --> 00:54:29,804 Don't you get drug tested? 1023 00:54:29,887 --> 00:54:31,553 I'm undercover... I have to do drugs 1024 00:54:31,637 --> 00:54:32,845 so they know I'm one of 'em. 1025 00:54:32,929 --> 00:54:34,720 Who, the garbage men? 1026 00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:36,178 Forget it. 1027 00:54:36,261 --> 00:54:38,136 I'm goin' to bed. 1028 00:54:40,428 --> 00:54:42,929 Weird shit rich people do... go. 1029 00:54:43,011 --> 00:54:44,553 They go camping. 1030 00:54:44,637 --> 00:54:46,011 They vote. 1031 00:54:46,095 --> 00:54:49,553 They volunteer to work in soup kitchens. 1032 00:54:49,637 --> 00:54:52,470 They kiss their dogs. 1033 00:54:53,845 --> 00:54:57,470 Wash their cars, even in the winter. 1034 00:54:59,136 --> 00:55:00,637 You wanna fuck? 1035 00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:05,804 Fuck, yeah. 1036 00:55:19,887 --> 00:55:21,303 Lots of light. 1037 00:55:21,387 --> 00:55:24,470 Original molding. All the light fixtures are new. 1038 00:55:24,553 --> 00:55:26,804 Oh, oh, and there's a nice little patio in the back. 1039 00:55:26,887 --> 00:55:29,053 Oh. Oh, God. 1040 00:55:29,136 --> 00:55:30,762 Did they have a dog? 67674

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