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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,860 Lately, President Trump has been introducing a slew of new reporters to 2 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:08,180 White House press pool, including social media star and fellow forehead 3 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:10,220 American, Benny Johnson. 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:17,020 Lucky for us, he's not afraid to hold the powerful accountable and ask the 5 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:21,680 questions. Will the president consider giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom 6 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,780 to Big Balls? 7 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,280 That's a very important question. 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:35,140 It would be the first medal of freedom awarded to a human scrotum since Rush 9 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:36,140 Limbaugh. 10 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:43,960 Now, it is these kinds of bold and very 11 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:49,240 wrinkly questions that Benny Johnson has been asking for years on his creatively 12 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:55,340 titled programs like The Benny Show, The Benny Report, Benny Brews, and Benny on 13 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,340 the Block. 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:02,480 And, of course, Breaking Benny, Two and a Half Bennys, and The Kelly Clarkson 15 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,900 Show featuring Benny Johnson. 16 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:10,500 But before he was getting literally a billion views online, Benny worked at 17 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:15,780 storied news outlets like Breitbart, The Blaze, and BuzzFeed, where he honed a 18 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:20,320 unique perspective that was definitely authentic and original. 19 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:25,110 BuzzFeed announced it was firing its viral politics editor, Benny Johnson, 20 00:01:25,110 --> 00:01:29,690 plagiarism. Johnson wholesale copied words and entire phrases from The 21 00:01:30,010 --> 00:01:33,610 U .S. News & World Report, and even Yahoo Answers. 22 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:35,350 Wow. 23 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:43,690 How bad of a writer do you have to be to cheat on a BuzzFeed article with Yahoo 24 00:01:43,690 --> 00:01:44,690 Answers? 25 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:57,720 The website that bravely asks, what if Wikipedia was written by guys who scrawl 26 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,040 graffiti in public toilets? 27 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:04,720 But, now that he's no longer at BuzzFeed, he's not forced to write 28 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:07,960 which Harry Potter house matches your Disney princess style? 29 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,000 I'm a Hufflepuff Moana, but that's beside the point. 30 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:13,760 Benny is now free to talk politics. 31 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Give us a taste. 32 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:19,620 Every single thing you hate about your life right now, or American culture, is 33 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,040 caused by mass immigration. 34 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:22,480 American cities. 35 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,100 are treasures. 36 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:29,780 And we should not sacrifice them to the Mongoloid horde. White rage is how you 37 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:30,399 win a war. 38 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:35,100 Leftists are a death cult. Save this country from literal demons, from 39 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,760 Satanists, and from scum. 40 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,560 You Slytherin Elsa bitch. 41 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,680 Maybe we were too hard on plagiarism, you know? 42 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:58,560 Regardless, Benny's constant stream of vitriol and cruelty has reaped him 43 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:03,340 billions of views. Frankly, it blows my mind that someone this unoriginal and 44 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:09,160 derivative can garner such online attention and the ear of the president. 45 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,500 mean, what am I missing? 46 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,520 Some of the most famous, most viewed right -wing online influencers were 47 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,600 paid by Russia. Part of a Kremlin -backed campaign to fuel Russian 48 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:20,770 Among those stars, Benny Johnson. 49 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:22,170 Oh! 50 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:27,790 He's just being paid by foreign forces to destroy America from within. 51 00:03:28,390 --> 00:03:31,830 Phew! I thought my neighbors actually liked the guy. 52 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:37,470 You know, and his popularity can't just all be Russia putting their finger on 53 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:40,730 the scale. Perhaps there's a star quality there. 54 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:43,790 Just show me the undeniable charisma, Benny. 55 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:06,340 That's the good, the first good question I've heard you ask. What is going on? 56 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:17,800 He dances like a Jabberwocky with polio. 57 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:23,380 Now, I know, I know J .D. Vance said we don't have to apologize for being white 58 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:29,060 anymore, but on behalf of the whites. 59 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:31,810 I'm sorry you all had to see that. 60 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:36,290 You know what? You know what? You know what? 61 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:42,370 You don't have to have coordinated limbs or a toddler's sense of rhythm to be 62 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:46,370 compelling. Hit us with your classic Benny Johnson charm and humor. 63 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,110 Welcome to the Benny Report. 64 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:49,390 I'm Batman. 65 00:04:49,670 --> 00:04:51,030 Actually, I'm Benny Johnson. 66 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:52,970 Oh, okay. 67 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:57,110 Okay. For a second I thought he was Batman. You got me, Benny. 68 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:02,280 I'll tell you what, if you like that Batman reference, don't worry, there's 69 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,280 plenty more. 70 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,960 Have you ever watched The Dark Knight? 71 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,180 Arguably the greatest superhero film of all time. 72 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:12,440 The scene when Batman comes up through the floor and there's like seven bad 73 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,660 guys. And they're like, who is this? 74 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,760 And the big Batman just takes them all out. I want Batman to say Batman, not 75 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:23,960 turn into Antifa man. So, I'm a big Batman fan. We're going to begin by 76 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,100 Batman for your boy. 77 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,540 No, no, no, no, we are not. 78 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:32,280 We are adults and we do adult things. 79 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:35,840 Yes. 80 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:43,720 Adults. And we do adult things like crossword puzzles by orthotic inserts 81 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,440 drink quietly over the sink after our wife goes to bed. 82 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:48,880 We do adult things. 83 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,020 Yeah, Benny loves Batman so much. 84 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:57,600 He even released an AI video of himself dressed as Batman and punching 85 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,700 immigrants in a Walmart parking lot. 86 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:08,000 I know what you're thinking. You know, what a xenophobic and cruel vision of 87 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,260 Batman. But it's still better than the George Clooney one. 88 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,420 We're all thinking it. We're all thinking it. 89 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:20,440 And you know what? I know I'm going to hate this answer. 90 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:26,880 But what is it about the Caped Crusader you even like so much, Benny? Both Trump 91 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:31,740 and Batman are rich, mysterious, unpredictable guys. They own skyscrapers 92 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:33,180 Gotham. Okay. 93 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:39,000 So your favorite thing about Batman is that he's rich and owns buildings. 94 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:42,580 Benny, you don't like Batman, you like Bruce Wayne. 95 00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:48,960 Benny Johnson watches Batman fighting the Joker like, boo, you're missing the 96 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,360 black tie gala for this. 97 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,460 I got to admit, Benny, Benny, you're running out of chances to win me over 98 00:06:56,540 --> 00:07:00,900 Can you show me anything that proves you have the goods to speak truth to power? 99 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,920 What's up, guys? It's Benny. We are taking you inside Alligator Alcatraz 100 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:10,340 with President Trump in one of the most deadly spots on Earth, the middle of the 101 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:11,340 Florida Everglades. 102 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:12,740 Let's freaking cook. 103 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,980 This is going to be a wild one. We're going to rock and roll. So come along 104 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,220 us on an ice raid in Chicago. 105 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,339 Let's go. 106 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:20,340 Let's rock and roll. 107 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:25,140 Ooh, yeah, nothing says let's rock and roll like a quarter zip and some Warby 108 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,140 Parkers. 109 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:32,820 Although I will say, one thing I liked, not one mention of Batman. 110 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:37,640 Underneath Chicago, you recognize some of these tunnels from the actual Dark 111 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,640 Knight series. 112 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,760 God damn it! 113 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,020 Damn it! 114 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,420 For the last time, you are not Batman! 115 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,900 You're a thirsty influencer cosplaying as a journalist at best. 116 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,080 You are the nipples on George Clooney's Batman suit. 117 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:56,260 Yes. 118 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,200 Yes. 119 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:06,080 A gross appendage that years from now, history would prefer to forget. 120 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,640 At least I think that's true, according to Yahoo Answers. 121 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:14,480 I'm Jordan Klepper. Good night, and seriously, good f***ing luck. 10067