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Hey everybody, it's midnight and you're listening to
Karlie Montana's Finding the L in Love.
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Tonight, what do I want to start with?
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Hmm.
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Ooh, let's talk about milfs.
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I remember my first time with a milf.
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Mmm, it was so good.
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You won't believe how it happened.
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I was looking in a newspaper and I saw a bed for sale.
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So I figured, why not?
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It was a good price.
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So I gave her a call and she sounded really sweet.
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And I showed up on her doorstep and she was gorgeous.
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It just so happened that she was home alone that evening.
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And I didn't have any plans, so when I came in to check out the bed frame, she had already
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been drinking a glass of wine and offered me some.
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So, you know, I took her up on the offer and, well, one thing led to another.
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And she loved me down so good.
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That was the first time I actually humped someone's thigh.
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I never thought I'd be into that, but it was really hot.
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Mmm, her name was Zoe.
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We dated for a little while, but, you know, nothing like the first time.
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Hi, I'm calling about your ad in the Classifieds about a bed frame for sale.
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Is it still available?
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Really?
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Awesome.
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Do you have time right now?
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Because I'm really close, actually.
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Perfect.
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Okay, my name's Karlie.
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What's your name?
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Zoe. Okay, well, then I will see you soon.
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Thank you.
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All right, bye.
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Wow, she's really nice.
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Cool.
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All right.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You're Karlie?
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Yeah, Zoe, right?
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Nice to meet you.
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Good to meet you, too.
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So you're interested in the bed?
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I am.
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It was a really good deal, so I would love to check it out.
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Sure.
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Go ahead.
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Come on in.
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Thank you.
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So, this is it.
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Oh, this is so nice.
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Yeah.
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I like it.
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Oops.
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Just hanging around reading.
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Why do you want to get rid of the bed?
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This is a beautiful frame.
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Um, well, to be honest, I just went through
a breakup recently with my girlfriend.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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So, yeah, too many memories.
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Um, I know what you mean.
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Yeah.
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Me and my ex broke up.
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I think it's been like six months now, so.
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Yeah.
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It gets lonely.
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So you're searching for a new bed?
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I'm ready to get rid of this one and get myself a new one.
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So, that's it, though.
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Do you like it okay?
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Yeah, I think it's great.
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I love that it's wood and everything.
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It's really weird, like, not having, you know, someone to share your bed, don't you think?
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Mine's like a king size, so.
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It's very empty.
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I keep rolling over looking for somebody and there's nobody here.
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Yeah, I know.
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I've been kind of lonely.
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I was actually, like, having a glass of wine and just sitting and reading.
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Yeah.
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By myself on a Friday night.
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That's not good.
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I was going to do the same thing, actually, when I get home.
You were?
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Well, you know, I was just really doing nothing.
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You saw my big book.
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That was me.
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So, I can get you a glass of wine if you want to stay.
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Alright, yeah.
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I know we just met, but...
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.
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Sure. No, I'd love to.
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I mean, I don't have nothing to do. Okay.
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Alright, well, hang on.
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Alright, I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Let me get you a glass of wine.
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Cool. Thank you.
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Alright.
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I should take my shoes off.
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Okay.
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I guess I'm staying a while.
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This is a really nice bed.
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Wow.
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So, are you just falling in love with it?
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Yeah, I was checking out the frame.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Well, here's to, like, maybe.
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New friends?
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Cheers.
Unexpectedly?
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Yep.
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Two single ladies spending a Friday night together, drinking some wine.
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So, you have a queen bed.
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This is just a queen.
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You have a king.
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I have a king.
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Yeah, so.
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This is a lot better.
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Downsized.
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Yeah, a king is too much.
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When you live by yourself, it's just too much space.
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I can't.
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It's so lonely.
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It gets so cold.
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So, was your girlfriend older than you?
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Um, no.
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We, uh, went to college together, and she left and went to a different college.
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So, I'm kind of by myself now.
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She just moved away.
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Hmm.
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That was it, yeah.
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But, you know, it happens.
Yeah.
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It doesn't last forever.
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No, it doesn't.
Yeah.
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The thing I miss the most of being in a relationship, I think, is just, like, the touch, you know?
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There's always somebody next to you to just reach over and touch.
Mm-hmm.
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To cuddle.
Yeah.
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No, I feel that way. I agree.
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I miss making out and all the sweet stuff.
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Have you, um, have you ever been with an older woman?
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Um, no.
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Usually, I mean, most of my girlfriends I met in class or, well, usually in class or at, like, a
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party.
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Never any, you know.
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They're all silly.
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Yeah.
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Have you ever, um, I don't know.
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I feel kind of, I'm, like, really lonely.
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No, I totally understand.
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I'm in the same place.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, I am.
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I mean, I don't want to, I don't want to be, like, the creep that, like, you go over to
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buy her bed and she's, like, you know.
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Hey, I'm sick.
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I already took my shoes off.
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Well, I'm getting comfortable, aren't I?
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I feel a little embarrassed, but I'm just, um, I don't know.
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I don't know.
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People go to, like, Tube Size or whatever all the time to hook up, you know, on the web.
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It's like.
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That's true.
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I just, I don't know.
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I thought you were really cute when you came to the door, and it's been a long time since.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Okay, that's good.
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I felt awkward, so I'm, like, am I getting too comfortable in her bed?
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Is she going to think I'm weird?
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I know.
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I mean, people hook up at random events and things, occurrences all the time, don't they?
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Yeah, they do.
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So, I mean, what would be so different about, like, you going to buy a bed from someone?
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Chemistry's chemistry.
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If there's, you know, a little thing there, just for it.
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Who cares how you meet?
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I still don't feel like the old woman creep that's, like.
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You're not an old woman creep.
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My girlfriend was, like, more, you know, closer to my age, but I don't know.
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That's why I was curious if you've ever been with someone older.
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I don't know.
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I mean, I'm open.
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It just hasn't been around.
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It never really, you know, came up.
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Mm-mm.
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Would you mind if I kissed you?
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No, I don't think I'd like that.
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Actually, I'm, like, blushing as I ask you.
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I know, me too.
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You see me cheesing?
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Here.
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I'm going to put this down.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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It's nice to touch somebody again.
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I know.
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It's been a while.
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I know.
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You, like, hunting for a lot of beds all day today in that comfortable little outfit?
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Actually, um, yeah.
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I mean, you know, going to the class today.
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I'm happy I called you, though.
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Have you met any other lesbians?
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In your little bed hunting?
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No, no.
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The universe.
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Yeah.
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You believe in that?
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Well, obviously, when you're here.
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You believe when two people are brought together for a reason?
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
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It's wonderful.
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I know.
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I know, I know.
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I'd really
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like to make love to you.
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Me, too.
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Keep going.
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Oh, that's it, that's it.
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I'm gonna do it.
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You're gonna do it.
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I can't even see the floor.
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Grind
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it.
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Grind it, grind it, grind it hard.
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Grind it fucking quick.
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Grind it hard.
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Make yourself good.
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Yeah.
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Make yourself good.
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Make yourself fucking good.
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Grind it fucking hard.
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Make yourself good.
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Come on, grind it hard.
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Grind it hard, make it all wet.
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Make it wet.
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Make it, make it...
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Stick
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your
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fingers
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in.
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
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yeah,
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where's
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that
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second?
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Oh God,
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yes, yes,
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like
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that
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yes
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don't
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stop.
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ah, yes,
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Okay, is
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that
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good?
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Yeah,
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yeah,
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fuck, I
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think it
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still
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works,
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it's been
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a long
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time.
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Hmm Well, I'm actually gonna have to come back
cuz I came in my Honda
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