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The H69 is getting a bit of a
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kick in the ass, ok?
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Down there, in that strange micro-oasis next
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to the beach, we have Crystal Cherry, and
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she doesn't know it.
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We're going to act like porn paparazzi, ok?
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Our idea is to swing at her, she's
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going to send us to hell for sure,
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because she's in her holiday days, and we're
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going to try to get to her, ok?
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But we're going to try to fuck her,
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but we're going to fuck her, we're going
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to take her home and we're going to
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fuck her, ok?
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That's the idea.
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I'm sure it's going to go wrong, because
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Crystal is on holiday with her people, her
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friends, she's probably with her hippie girl, her
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crazy hippie, her fucking mother, whatever they're doing
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around here, and the idea is to find
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her, take her to a warm place and
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fuck her.
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Will it work?
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Let's try it.
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Let's go there, guys.
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We have Martin Koya with us, Martin, are
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you willing to fuck Crystal Cherry?
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No problem, I love Crystal Cherry.
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Are you sure?
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Let's go.
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You want to fuck Crystal Cherry, don't you?
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You've got it, man, I can't believe it.
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Really, man.
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We've been told by a couple of paparazzi
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colleagues that Crystal is down there, ok?
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In that strange micro-axis of four palm
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trees in the sea, and the idea is
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to go there and beat her up, man.
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Ok.
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Let's see if...
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Wait, I have a couple of calls.
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Go get her.
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Are you sure?
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Let's go there.
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Fuck her, man, are you sure she's there?
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Is the information correct?
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They just called me on the phone, and
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they had seen her around here, so that
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must be true.
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Fuck her, with Crystal Cherry and all the
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good girls she's got.
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She's awesome, man.
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She's an amazing girl, man.
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She's always running away from me, look at
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my fucking camera, but today I think we're
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going to hunt her, man.
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I love her, and besides, look at this
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paradise, man.
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Awesome, man.
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What a beautiful place, huh?
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Those porn actresses, man, they do it so
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well, man.
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That's true.
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They're going to go to the countryside, to
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the mountains, no, no, to the beach, huh?
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Fucking great.
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You don't know if we're going to hunt
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her, man, ok?
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Let's go.
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Let's go get her.
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Martin!
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Where the fuck is this girl?
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I don't know, we're going to look for
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her.
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You said she was in a bar or
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something, right?
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There's a lot of people, we're going to
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look for her.
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I love the beach, man.
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Me too.
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There are beautiful girls, huh?
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Awesome.
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Very beautiful girls, man.
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I'm a tourist, man.
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Very cool.
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Take it, take it, take it, take it.
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Very good.
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What's this?
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I think it's a good thing too, right?
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Yes, it is.
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Let's go, Martin.
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Let's go for Crystal, man.
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I know you and you mess with me,
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man.
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Oh, look how handsome the puppy is, huh?
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How cool.
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Little!
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Oh, what a beautiful puppy.
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Hi, little one.
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Hello.
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Bye, guys.
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Bye.
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You'd fuck a dog, man.
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You'd fuck a dog, man.
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Very crazy.
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Very crazy, right?
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Where the fuck is this girl, man?
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Where the fuck is this girl?
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We're going for a walk.
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Are you sure?
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Of course.
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I'm looking for her here.
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Martin, they told you she was somewhere, man.
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We have to look for her, right?
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We have to look for her.
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She's around here, but we have to look
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for her.
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Yes, man.
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It's fucked up, man.
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We're going to have to look for her
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around here.
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Martin, do you see her or what, man?
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I'm looking for her, man.
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All the guys are playing volleyball there.
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Fucking great.
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Do you know how to play volleyball or
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what?
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A little.
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This is a game.
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I prefer it with girls.
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Ask her if she lets him play or
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something, man.
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No, we're going to keep looking for her
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here.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Damn, I found her.
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Where?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Is it her?
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Yes.
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Are you sure?
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She's wearing glasses, but no, no.
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It's her.
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It's her, right?
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Yes, yes, let's go.
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Let's go over there, man.
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Come on, she doesn't want to see me.
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What the fuck, man?
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Come on, man.
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Hey, let's go, Paco.
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Let's go.
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Hello, Cristal.
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What's up?
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Hello.
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Cristal, how are you?
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What's up?
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Where have you been, Cristal?
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Look, we came here to play a little.
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I know you're on vacation, but we came
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here to play a little.
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To me?
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Yes, a little.
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What do you think?
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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Let's see, listen to me, Cristal.
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We came to record.
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We came to play with you.
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Cristal, we are the paparazzi of porn, man.
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What the fuck?
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You won't ask anymore.
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Holidays.
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Holidays.
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I'm closed.
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You won't ask anymore.
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What the fuck?
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H69 has found me on a paradise beach
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here in Alicante, right?
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I guess you missed the GPS.
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We have you located.
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We've got your phone number.
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We've done everything for you, girl.
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No wonder I didn't have coverage there now.
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Come on, let's go.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Look, out of the way, Cristal.
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Did we get you wrong or what?
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No.
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Come on, girl.
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Holidays.
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Fuck, look at you.
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What are you drinking?
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You're already drinking.
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What time is it?
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Five o'clock.
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Five o'clock and you're already drinking.
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You're not normal, are you?
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No, man.
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You have to take advantage of the holidays.
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No, I see.
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It's hot here.
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No, I see.
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We're going to take two hours to find
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you, girl.
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You're good.
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You're good.
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The problem is yours, right?
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Holidays.
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How many days have you been here?
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Me?
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A week.
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And from what I see, you've been taking
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good care of yourself, right?
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Yes.
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Look at you, girl.
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You're hot.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Hey, a drink.
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A drink and a drink.
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Hey, you're attractive, huh?
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I love you, I love you.
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Hey, Cristal, you're probably going to send us
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to drink to our asses, right?
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Exactly, you know that, right?
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Not even asking you the question.
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Not even asking me the question, you know.
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Unless...
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Unless what?
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Come on, we're willing to do everything.
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I love you for vacations, I love you
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for vacations Listen Cristal, we are going to
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be very good to you, but do us
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a favor Just go for the mere fact
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of having looked for you as we have
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looked for you Come on, as you have
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looked for me, as you have looked for
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me and you have come this far, accept
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the challenge, let's go Sure?
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Yes But if I don't even ask you
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a question Then talk What a bitch, I
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already know what you want I don't think
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she wants us to take her to the
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beach or something Please Cristal, please Put on
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your knees, Martin, put on your knees Put
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on your knees, Martin Put on your knees,
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put on your knees Cristal, are you coming
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with us?
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No, just a little scene Are you sure?
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Yes It's your vacations We love you Hey,
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we got it, the porn paparazzi, we got
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it Cristal, are you coming with us?
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Let's go Hey Cristal, what a boat you
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have left, right?
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Yes, for vacations No, I see you, I
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see you How long have you been here?
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A week A week How long have you
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been here?
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Until we came here To touch your balls
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To touch your balls, right?
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But you said yes, you promised us you
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would come with us, right?
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Yes, I promised Well, if you want we
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can do something Let's go to the beach,
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a little to the water We touch it,
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we play a little with you, okay?
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And now we're going to...
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To what we have to do, right?
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A little sex party, right?
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With our partner Martin, right?
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A little, nothing more Accompany her a little,
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Martin I see you very...
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Let's go, let's go Let's see what she
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has...
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Woo!
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Well, but like any lady I think you
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don't go to the water with shoes, right?
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No, not really You look very nice, very
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sexy But just in terms of decoration you
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look very cool But to get wet...
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To get wet, no, right?
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You take a bath and quietly on your
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knees, right?
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You bathe a little and I say, great,
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right?
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Yes Yes Yes Hey, Crystal Could you show
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us a little your tits?
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Sure If you are so kind And not
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much to ask on your holiday day No,
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on my day I don't ask Could you
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show us a little your...
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Your piece of tits you have, right?
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We are like this, so chubby, you know?
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Let's see Oh, look at my Crystal Mother
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of God How do you see her?
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How do you see her?
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She's going to look good on me, eh?
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Very elegant Very elegant, right?
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Very elegant Let's go to the water, guys
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Let's go to the water Come on Paparazzi
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of porn We have got...
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This is not a lie, eh?
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Hey, don't put too much, bastards, I can't
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take it anymore How
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is the cherry, man?
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How did we get it, man?
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Mother of God We
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loved it, eh?
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Fuck Your other paparazzi Here comes the paparazzi
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Hey, Crystal, how was it?
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I don't know how you didn't stop coming
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How is the water, Crystal?
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Very good Yes, right?
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Well, nothing, guys Now that you have refreshed
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a little Let's see how is the talk
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of Crystal Cherry, right?
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Let's go Let's go?
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And here, the percede that you have put
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here The son of a bitch The percede,
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right?
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The truth is that I haven't seen something
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like this in a long time Fuck Hey,
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paparazzi of porn, let's go to the house
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to rest a bit Yes And let's see
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if we fuck up Crystal a little more
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But this is enjoying, apart from the water
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And this is enjoying I think so Shall
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we go, guys?
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Let's go How is it, Crystal?
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Let's go!
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Incredible, Nena!
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What's up?
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How are you?
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Here I am.
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Are you scared or what?
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I'm scared.
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Where do you think we were going to
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bring you?
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After fucking you...
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I don't know, I don't know.
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I'm going to see...
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We have to apply it.
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I'm on vacation and this is a beach.
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Venice is a beach, very important.
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But well...
345
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But we have cut it well, right?
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Yes.
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Are you sure?
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Are you happy?
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Yes.
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Do you like it?
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Do you like the jacuzzi that we have
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prepared for you?
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I like the jacuzzi here the most.
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Yes, and the bed?
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I like it too, it's very good.
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And the detail that we have?
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Look, look what we have up there.
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You flip, right?
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Where have you seen your crystal?
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Where have you seen your crystal?
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A...
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A cape with a crystal.
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A crystal cape.
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A bis.
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A bis.
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A bis.
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A bis.
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A bis.
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A bis.
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A crystal with a crystal.
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A crystal with a crystal.
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It's going to be cool.
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It's clear as a glass.
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Let's see if Martin, after our pornographic paparazzi...
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I don't want to say that you've bothered
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me on the beach.
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...that we've screwed up his Coca-Cola or
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whatever he's drinking.
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I don't know what I'd call the Coca
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-Cola.
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Coca-Cola.
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Coca-Cola alone, right?
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Yes, yes.
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It's 5 in the afternoon, I think it's
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Coca-Cola.
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It'll arrive at night, right?
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There's a little bit left.
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Well, I don't know.
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If you want, Martin, we'll let...
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We have to compensate for it.
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We have to compensate for it.
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Let's leave him in the jacuzzi.
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I'll show you his little body.
394
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And let's see what he's got.
395
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His legs...
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And those beautiful little feet he's got.
397
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It drives us all crazy.
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Have you seen how big his feet are?
399
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Have you ever noticed?
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His feet are amazing.
401
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Brutal.
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Wow, impressive.
403
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They're so small.
404
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They're so small.
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You can even suck them, Cristal.
406
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Wow.
407
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:03,590
I knew you could do it.
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I can see it.
409
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Yes, yes, I can see it.
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Well, nothing, Cristal.
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He doesn't even try.
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Well, nothing, Cristal.
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If you want, as a good pageboy, which
414
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I am, I'm going to stay here recording
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everything you do.
416
00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:20,910
And here, Martin, who is the paparazzi porn...
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00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:22,810
The one who has screwed up the vacations,
418
00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:23,130
right?
419
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The one who has screwed up the vacations
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has been him.
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I promise you one thing.
422
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Me and Lech69 haven't followed you.
423
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The one who has followed you on the
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motorcycle for several days has been Mr. Martin.
425
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:34,550
You know?
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00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:36,710
Well, then he won't give me his license
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00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:37,290
anymore.
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I'm not going to give it to him.
429
00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:40,370
Because that's how we knew where you were.
430
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,750
You know we're going to look for you
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00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,990
on a remote beach in Belihor or Alicante.
432
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It's normal, it's a double.
433
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Let's see if you tell him next time.
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Okay, good.
436
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Hey, is that your ass, Cristal?
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Man, I have it, it's mine.
438
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Let's see.
439
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,130
Can you show me a little bit?
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Oh my God.
441
00:13:59,110 --> 00:13:59,870
What's up, Martin?
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00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,230
Are you going to stay still without touching
443
00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:01,610
it or what?
444
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:07,880
Perfect.
445
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,040
It's beautiful, man.
446
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,880
Let's see what you have hidden there.
447
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:15,900
Do you have something hidden there?
448
00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:30,800
Oh my God.
449
00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:33,060
What a clam that we have found in
450
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:33,320
the sea.
451
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,080
It's cherry, cherry, huh?
452
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,160
Oh my God.
453
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,240
What a bath.
454
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:54,390
Does it
455
00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:54,730
taste good?
456
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:55,390
Does it taste like salt?
457
00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:57,150
Does it taste like salt?
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It tastes delicious.
459
00:14:58,590 --> 00:14:59,610
It's delicious, isn't it?
460
00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:01,630
Salty clams.
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00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,350
Salty clams, isn't it?
462
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:07,190
Yes, yes.
463
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:07,990
Wow.
464
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:08,910
Next beach.
465
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:10,770
Let's see, let's see.
466
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,030
And how is the water in the jacuzzi?
467
00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:15,050
I'm going to tell you now.
468
00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:18,390
Tell it here to the paparazzi's braid.
469
00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:22,030
How is the water?
470
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:23,690
I'll tell you now.
471
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,230
Let's see how it is now.
472
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,070
So far...
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Lean there, lean there.
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Oh my God.
475
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:52,710
I'm going to sit here a little bit.
476
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:53,930
Here?
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Yes, in front.
478
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How do you like it?
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00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,300
How do you like to touch me?
480
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,040
How do you like it?
481
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You don't know how to touch me.
482
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,810
Man, with help you touch someone better, right
483
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:51,310
Cristal?
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With a little bit of help you touch
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00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,390
someone better, right?
486
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You always want a little bit of help.
487
00:16:58,390 --> 00:16:58,870
Personal.
488
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,370
Your personal trainer, right?
489
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,630
Oh, wow.
490
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,260
Holy shit!
491
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,640
Those are the eyes I see.
492
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,120
How is that?
493
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My God.
494
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,440
She has gotten very fat.
495
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,580
She has gotten...
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00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,000
We have woken her up.
497
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,980
Yes, right?
498
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,420
Yes, we found her.
499
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,030
Oh my God.
500
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:21,230
She has gotten very fat.
501
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,050
Wow.
502
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:24,190
Cristal, man.
503
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,370
Those shadows are still there.
504
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:27,670
Holy shit.
505
00:19:29,510 --> 00:20:13,730
Oh my God.
506
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:48,620
Oh my God.
507
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,140
That's good.
508
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:53,900
That's good, girl.
509
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,120
That's good, that's good.
510
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,980
You have to keep looking for her.
511
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,160
Yes, yes, yes.
512
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,640
If you stop doing porn, they won't stop.
513
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,400
Like Cristal.
514
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,220
Like Cristal, he's going to be screwed.
515
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,280
It's going to be hard.
516
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,420
He has gotten very fat.
517
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,520
This is a wonder.
518
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,880
That's it, swallow it.
519
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,220
Swallow it whole.
520
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:11,820
Oh, that little tear you're going to see.
521
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,860
Oh my God.
522
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:15,800
Oh my God.
523
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,400
How can you get all that piece of
524
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,080
shit in your mouth?
525
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,140
You can't do that to me.
526
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,320
That's what I've done today.
527
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:29,760
Wow.
528
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,260
Oh my God.
529
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:33,020
Incredible.
530
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,260
Oh my God.
531
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:36,540
I love it, I love it.
532
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,760
I think I love it too.
533
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,800
You can tell, right?
534
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:41,560
Yes.
535
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,620
Someone told me about Cristal, that he's doing
536
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,140
us a fucking favor for the fat people.
537
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,620
Of course, I'm going to eat it all.
538
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:49,260
Man.
539
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:50,980
Incredible.
540
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:52,320
Oh my God.
541
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:45,320
Delicious.
542
00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:55,150
How are you?
543
00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:55,990
How are you Cristal?
544
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:57,750
How are you?
545
00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:58,670
I'm very well.
546
00:22:58,670 --> 00:22:59,970
He's making this bastard very happy.
547
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:04,290
That's what happens to him.
548
00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:08,310
I think he's in a good mess, right?
549
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:08,690
Yes.
550
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:09,730
With me, yes.
551
00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:13,770
With me, in a very good mess.
552
00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:15,370
How are you?
553
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:30,940
How are you
554
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:33,820
Cristal?
555
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:22,600
Oh
556
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:32,200
my
557
00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:58,650
God.
558
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:11,030
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
559
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:17,010
Don't hurt my Cristal, you paparazzi porn.
560
00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:19,050
You're going to get a good beating from
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00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:19,170
her.
562
00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:21,770
She's going to get a beating.
563
00:25:21,930 --> 00:25:22,470
A beating.
564
00:25:40,630 --> 00:25:42,490
Wow, you're going to be so lovely.
565
00:25:56,180 --> 00:26:04,190
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
566
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:05,270
Lovely.
567
00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:14,730
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
568
00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:21,930
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
569
00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:40,740
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
570
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:55,770
oh, oh, oh, oh,
571
00:26:56,810 --> 00:26:57,030
oh.
572
00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:59,450
I don't like it anymore, I don't like
573
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:00,550
being here in this place.
574
00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:03,110
For me and all the fucking papillones in
575
00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:03,790
the whole of Spain.
576
00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:06,250
Oh my God.
577
00:27:06,370 --> 00:27:09,790
What happened
578
00:27:31,010 --> 00:27:40,720
to your head?
579
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,820
Are you enjoying it or what?
580
00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:43,540
I'm a bitch.
581
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:45,200
You're a bitch.
582
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,480
And this bastard is a bitch.
583
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,740
Since we got to the beach.
584
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,980
I'm going to see what the fuck that
585
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:52,740
guy behind you is doing.
586
00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:53,660
I don't trust him.
587
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,160
Okay.
588
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,000
What are you eating Martin?
589
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,140
I'm eating the whole thing.
590
00:27:59,240 --> 00:27:59,820
What's in there?
591
00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:00,900
Can I see?
592
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,240
A delicious clam.
593
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,320
Let's see how it tastes.
594
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,220
Oh.
595
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:26,800
Oh.
596
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:33,360
Give it to me.
597
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,560
Give it to me.
598
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,560
Oh.
599
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:39,320
Oh.
600
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:41,200
Oh.
601
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:41,840
It's disgusting.
602
00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:43,140
Oh.
603
00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:54,060
Oh.
604
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:57,720
Ah.
605
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,160
Oh.
606
00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:03,450
Yes.
607
00:29:04,070 --> 00:29:04,450
Ah.
608
00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:06,630
Oh.
609
00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:09,050
I'm hungry
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