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you
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Mr. Brilliant Navigator.
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How do we get out of this mess?
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Well, according to this map, this road
continues on for another two and a half
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more miles, at which point we should
arrive at the Willow Creek Campground
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Willow Creek Campgrounds?
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Didn't you hear what that old man said
back at the gas station? There is no
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Willow Creek Campground.
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From the looks of things around here,
there hasn't been a camper here in
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Let's forget about the whole thing, man.
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Let's go back to the city.
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I hate the wilderness.
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Nothing out here but snakes and shit.
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I'm afraid you're misinformed, Charles.
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Snakes are not indigenous to this
particular part of the country.
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Besides, gentlemen, we're only two hours
away from civilization.
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Yeah, well, it looks like we're a couple
hours away from being back in it, too.
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All right.
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Gonna grab some pussy tonight.
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Yeah.
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I don't suppose you two studs in heat
are the least bit interested in the
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somewhat erotic legend of the Willow
Creek campground, then?
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What are you talking about, Waldo?
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Well, come on, let's have it. Well, they
say they're right around here with what
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was known as the Willow Creek Campground
during the turn of the century.
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There were these six schoolgirls that
wandered off into the woods and were
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heard from again.
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It was as if like they vanished off the
face of the earth.
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So what? These things happen all the
time.
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Yeah, they could have been kidnapped or
something.
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I thought you said something about
erotic. Well, let me finish.
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You see, the story goes that there used
to be a boarding school for girls not
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far from here.
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Oh, that must have been those old ruins
we passed a couple of miles back.
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Yeah. Well, they were having a picnic at
the campground somewhere around here to
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celebrate the birthday of one of the
girls.
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Her coming of age, you might say.
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Anyway, this girl and her five
companions wandered off into the woods
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what happened to be a total eclipse of
the moon.
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And they vanished.
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One theory is that they got caught up in
some kind of a time warp or something.
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Charlie, it really happened. I mean,
it's a historical fact about the girls'
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school of disappearances.
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Now, here's the erotic part.
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These six girls were virgins, and the
legend has it that they're still
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around the earth just waiting to be
deflowered by someone so they can have
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peace.
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Oh, Waldo, you know, I've heard a lot of
your lunatic stories over the years,
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but this one takes the cake.
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No, no, wait a minute, Greg.
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I admit it sounds like a harebrained
story, but what the hell?
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We could use a change of pace, couldn't
we?
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Breathing this fresh air, sitting by the
fireplace, eating beans and farting
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just like in Blazing Saddles. Come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Charlie, I thought you were afraid
of snakes.
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Haven't you heard, man?
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Snakes ain't indignant to this part of
the country.
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Oh, yeah, I didn't know that.
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Hey, guys, don't leave me with all this
stuff. Come back here.
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Hey.
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Now, man, I ain't heard nothing.
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That must be my imagination.
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Are you fucking crazy?
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Sorry. Jesus Christ.
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There's supposed to be a creek around
here somewhere.
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We'll need water.
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Oh, Waldo, don't get lost in some time
warp or something now, okay?
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Shit.
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What's the matter with you?
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Look at this.
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Yeah, it's fucking hideous. So what else
is new? All your shirts are hideous.
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Yeah, well, fuck your taste, too, man.
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My favorite silk shirt got all wrinkled
up in that campout bag.
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Charlie, that's a duffel bag, man.
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What the hell are you doing with a silk
shirt and a camping trip anyway?
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You should always be prepared.
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Just never know sometimes.
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I gotta hang this up.
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You want too much, man.
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Oh, yeah.
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Looks like a hangar.
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Becca, I'm behind.
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Looks crazy, huh?
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That'll probably keep the crows away.
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Fuck you.
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I bet that sucker'll probably keep bears
away, man.
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Let's do it Miranda and Elizabeth did.
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Okay. I want to know what it feels like.
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I'm sorry.
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They're so naughty.
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I know. I can't believe I'm doing that.
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Do me first.
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Okay.
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Oh,
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you're really naughty.
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Thank you.
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This feels so strange.
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Oh, but I like it.
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Oh, it feels so good.
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Look at them.
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Don't you think they're too small?
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No, they're perfect.
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You call me nice. You're not wearing
undergarments either.
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Mm -hmm.
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Such a strange feeling.
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Tongue so warm.
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Schema. Hello.
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Hi. My name is Lily.
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Hi, Lily. I'm Waldo. As in the poet?
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Oh, I see. Ralph Waldo Emerson. Well,
not exactly. See, I wasn't named after
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poet. I was named after my great
-granduncle, Gerald Waldo Peterson.
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Same number of syllables, though. Let me
see. One, two, three. Well, not
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exactly. You see, there are seven
syllables in Ralph Waldo Emerson. It's
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six syllables in my great -granduncle's
name.
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You're very intelligent.
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Yeah.
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We've only just met.
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I can't believe this is happening to me.
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Must be a dream.
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This can't be real.
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Oh yes.
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This can't be a dream.
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It feels too good.
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This is what it looks like.
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Yeah.
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That's it.
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Oh,
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it's good enough to eat.
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Why don't you let me take my pants off?
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Please.
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Let's take this off. I won't do that.
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This is my first time.
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Be very gentle.
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First, I'll start off with my finger.
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It's a little bit smaller.
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Does that feel okay?
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It feels good to me, too.
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You're getting pretty wet.
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Everything must be working out, Jay.
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Thank you.
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It's a pasta.
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It tastes so good.
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It's getting so wet.
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Good night.
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Thank you.
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Am I hurting you?
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No. No.
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Walter? Yeah?
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Can I suck your penis again?
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Sure, baby.
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Okay, I'm coming now. Here I come.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm coming now.
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Yeah. Oh, Lily.
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Lily, suck it.
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Suck it, Lily.
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That was simply wonderful.
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Lily!
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Lily!
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Where'd you go?
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Lily.
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Thank you, wherever you are.
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Where the hell have you been, man?
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Did you get the water?
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Water?
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That's right, water. As in drinking, as
in washing up, you know, water.
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I forgot.
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Give me that, I'll get it.
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Where the hell is the creek?
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It's just down there about a hundred
yards. Make it right at the fork by the
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broken stump.
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What the hell is a broken stump?
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Hey, Waller, we saved you some dinner.
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Oh, thanks.
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So how is it?
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Not bad.
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Yeah, it sounded all kind of bland, so,
uh, I pissed in it.
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Seemed to liven it up a little.
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Bastard! Don't throw it away. I was just
kidding.
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Here's some more.
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Come here.
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Go ahead.
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Too much, Waldo.
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You think I'd really piss in your towel?
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I would never do a thing like that.
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Greg pissed in it.
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Who said that?
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I did.
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Who are you?
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I'm Claudette. Who are you?
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I'm Greg. I was camping nearby with some
friends of mine, and I came down to get
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a bucket.
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What are you doing up in the tree?
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I'm sitting here waiting for the right
person to come along and help me down,
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course.
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you come from?
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You ask too many questions. The point
is, you're here, and I'm here, so...
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So what?
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So, why not?
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I don't believe this is happening.
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Maybe it's not.
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Let's get naked.
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Yeah.
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Get on the ground.
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Thank you.
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This might shock you.
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I want to put it in your ass.
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Yeah. Yeah, spread your cheeks for me.
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Oh, God,
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I'm going to cry, Claudette.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm going to come.
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Oh, yes, I'm coming.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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More. More.
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Oh, more.
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Oh, get it all out.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, baby. Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Where'd she go?
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I don't believe it.
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She's gone.
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Shit.
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I'm just starting to like this.
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Oh, Greg.
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How's it going?
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What? Did you get the water?
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Water? Yeah, you know, water, the stuff
we drank in Washington. Remember?
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Water? Oh, yeah.
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Right.
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No, I forgot.
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Did find the creek, though, right?
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Yeah, I found the creek.
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Well, I'm kind of tired, man.
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I'm going to turn in.
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Right, Greg.
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Oh, Greg.
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Charlie's asleep in your tent.
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He said he heard a bear.
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Right.
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Yeah, well, no.
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Right, Greg.
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Come on, man. Get the hell out of my
tent.
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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It's your fault, man. Get out of here.
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Come on. Fuck off.
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Come on.
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He kicked me out.
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It's his tent, Charlie.
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Aldo, can I... Yeah, go ahead.
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I'll use your sleeping bag.
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Those goddamn bears.
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Good night, Charlie.
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Good night, man.
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00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:14,280
I don't believe
272
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,780
it. Am I going to make coffee with no
water?
273
00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:20,950
down to the creek to get water.
274
00:37:21,110 --> 00:37:23,190
Neither of them know their ass from a
hole in the ground.
275
00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:25,290
I have to get the water myself.
276
00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:31,150
So where's this goddamn creek you jerk
-offs been talking about?
277
00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:36,190
That's okay, Charlie. I'll get the
water. No, that's okay, Waldo. I'll get
278
00:37:37,410 --> 00:37:38,470
What's going on here?
279
00:37:38,930 --> 00:37:40,330
I'll get the water this time.
280
00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:44,370
When I get back, I'm packing up my gear
and heading back to town. With or
281
00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:45,370
without you two.
282
00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:47,170
This camping shit's getting to me.
283
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,480
Charlie, the creek's about 100 yards
down the path. Okay.
284
00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:48,220
No, Charlie, no one, but no one calls me
Charles.
285
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,640
Oh.
286
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,280
Well, I suppose you can.
287
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,740
I mean, you're so beautiful, you can
call me anything.
288
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,340
Thank you. I should like to call you
Charles.
289
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,220
Do you know much about poetry?
290
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,960
Poetry? Um, no, I don't know anything
about poetry.
291
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,740
Hmm, what a pity.
292
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:09,300
I suppose I shall have to sit here and
read aloud to myself again.
293
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,820
Oh, I'd love to listen to you read your
poetry.
294
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,160
Well, it's not exactly my poetry.
295
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,520
It's, uh...
296
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:18,210
by our famous contemporary Elizabeth
Barrett Browning.
297
00:39:18,430 --> 00:39:19,770
We have the same first name.
298
00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:23,870
Yeah, she sounds familiar. I think I
caught her on MTV one night.
299
00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:25,170
She does sing, right?
300
00:39:25,790 --> 00:39:27,230
You have a funny way of talking.
301
00:39:27,770 --> 00:39:29,330
I was thinking the same thing about you.
302
00:39:30,810 --> 00:39:31,810
Listen.
303
00:39:34,150 --> 00:39:35,310
How do I love thee?
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00:39:35,890 --> 00:39:37,130
Let me count the ways.
305
00:39:38,590 --> 00:39:43,910
I love thee to the depth and breadth and
height my soul can reach.
306
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,420
I'm feeling out of sight.
307
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:54,180
For the ends of being an ideal ghost.
308
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,160
I love thee to the level of every day's
work quietly.
309
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:14,670
I love these ladies.
310
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:16,550
I can drive the right.
311
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:25,970
I love these ladies.
312
00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:27,870
I love these ladies.
313
00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:35,590
I love you
314
00:40:35,590 --> 00:40:40,150
with a passion.
315
00:41:09,470 --> 00:41:12,130
I love thee for the love I came to live.
316
00:41:15,730 --> 00:41:17,110
With my lost things.
317
00:41:22,430 --> 00:41:27,210
I love thee with the breath, smiles,
318
00:41:27,470 --> 00:41:30,610
tears of all my life.
319
00:41:34,370 --> 00:41:35,730
And God's truth.
320
00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:41,190
I shall but love thee better after
death.
321
00:41:42,490 --> 00:41:43,930
Oh, Charlie.
322
00:47:01,030 --> 00:47:07,030
I just have to try it.
323
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,020
Charlie, I want to taste you.
324
00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:07,578
You what?
325
00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:08,780
I want to taste you.
326
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:10,520
All right, I'm ready.
327
00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:22,620
Oh, yeah.
328
00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:24,020
Oh, yeah.
329
00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:25,800
Oh, baby, I'm getting hot.
330
00:52:27,540 --> 00:52:28,540
Oh, here we go.
331
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:30,220
Here we go. Oh, baby.
332
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,359
Oh, God.
333
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,480
Oh.
334
00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:01,540
It tastes delicious.
335
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,880
He must be going crazy.
336
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,779
Hey, Charlie.
337
00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:56,780
You okay, man?
338
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,080
Charlie, you all right?
339
00:53:58,620 --> 00:53:59,620
Here's the water.
340
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,260
Hey, you got the water. Great. Charlie
got the water. All right, Charlie. You
341
00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:04,320
got the water, man. That's great.
342
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,800
We were just packing up the gear.
343
00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:09,760
We're going to head back to the city.
What do you say?
344
00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:13,120
City? Yeah, you wanted to leave. You
couldn't stand it here anymore.
345
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,340
Oh, no, man. I kind of like it here.
346
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,220
It's peaceful, quiet.
347
00:54:17,610 --> 00:54:18,610
A lot of fresh air.
348
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:20,590
Change from L .A.
349
00:54:21,310 --> 00:54:22,310
Stay one more night?
350
00:54:24,730 --> 00:54:25,730
You guys?
351
00:54:26,090 --> 00:54:27,090
Yeah, Charlie.
352
00:54:28,270 --> 00:54:29,750
Would you mind calling me Charles?
353
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:32,590
You're always kind of juvenile for a
grown man, don't you think?
354
00:54:35,270 --> 00:54:36,430
Whatever you say, Charles.
355
00:54:38,490 --> 00:54:39,570
Charles it is, my man.
356
00:54:42,650 --> 00:54:43,650
Charles.
357
00:54:44,790 --> 00:54:46,330
Rather juvenile, don't you think?
358
00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:49,790
Hey, Greg, what do you think?
359
00:54:50,830 --> 00:54:53,790
Listen, man, don't think, don't bring it
up, don't mention it.
360
00:54:54,610 --> 00:54:56,790
Just unpack the gear, okay? Okay.
361
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:08,750
Hey, listen.
362
00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:11,410
To what?
363
00:55:18,890 --> 00:55:22,510
pigeons only they can't shit on your car
because it's too dumb to fly into the
364
00:55:22,510 --> 00:55:25,590
city oh yeah i
365
00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:33,130
think
366
00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:35,130
i hear somebody humming a song
367
00:55:35,130 --> 00:55:42,110
you know i've been doing a lot of
thinking today
368
00:55:42,110 --> 00:55:48,090
i decided hey check this out charlie
He's been doing some thinking. All
369
00:55:48,090 --> 00:55:49,090
about to break loose.
370
00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:50,210
Fuck you, man.
371
00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:51,890
And it's Charles to you, cum face.
372
00:55:52,330 --> 00:55:54,310
You're such an eloquent way with words,
Charles.
373
00:55:55,510 --> 00:55:59,210
Anyway, I decided we're not really cut
after this outdoor stuff.
374
00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:04,250
I mean, I don't know about you two, but
this fresh air has been starting to play
375
00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:05,250
with my mind.
376
00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:08,930
I mean, things have been happening to me
I can't even explain.
377
00:56:10,210 --> 00:56:11,210
I'm tired, man.
378
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,750
I'm going to turn in.
379
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:16,080
I got to get an early start tomorrow.
380
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,300
I have to be back in L .A. by noon.
381
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,720
I told Jennifer I'd take her to lunch.
382
00:56:22,820 --> 00:56:24,300
Who is Jennifer, anyway, Greg?
383
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:27,680
Jennifer's Jennifer.
384
00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:29,900
Yeah, I know what you mean.
385
00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:32,540
Well, good night, Greg.
386
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,560
Good to sleep, Waldo.
387
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:41,700
Hey, Waldo, can I, uh... Yeah, go ahead.
Be my guest.
388
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:42,920
I'm not tired anyway.
389
00:56:43,390 --> 00:56:45,590
I think I'm gonna take a walk down to
that creek one more time.
390
00:56:46,670 --> 00:56:47,649
Thanks, man.
391
00:56:47,650 --> 00:56:49,450
It's those goddamn bears.
392
00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,420
Closings here offends you. We should go.
393
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:33,920
Come, Miranda. No, no.
394
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,780
I don't want you to leave.
395
00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:42,540
Look, I'm sorry. It's just that
everything that's happened here today
396
00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:43,540
got me bewildered.
397
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,920
Perhaps we should go, then.
398
00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,500
Please, don't go.
399
00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:51,420
Are you friends with Claudette?
400
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,220
Claudette is gone now.
401
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,480
Miranda wants to go, too.
402
00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:00,100
I brought her here so that... I think I
know why.
403
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:06,640
figment of my imagination.
404
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,100
You're not real. You don't really exist.
405
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,640
Shit, I'm sitting here talking figment
of my imagination.
406
00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:16,940
Charlie was right.
407
00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:19,380
This country here fucks with your mind.
408
00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:21,780
I'm sorry.
409
00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:23,260
Excuse my language.
410
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,260
Perhaps I should take Miranda to the
other tent.
411
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,360
Wait a minute.
412
00:58:28,780 --> 00:58:30,400
You're always talking about taking
Miranda.
413
00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,380
What about you?
414
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,120
Oh, Catherine wants to...
415
00:58:36,020 --> 00:58:37,180
Miranda, be quiet.
416
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:38,880
Catherine, is it?
417
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:40,720
I'm Greg.
418
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:46,540
Oh, we know who you are. We know who all
of you are. In fact, we've been
419
00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:48,040
watching you ever since you arrived.
420
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,460
Miranda! Well, it's true.
421
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,300
I think you're right, Catherine.
422
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:57,320
Miranda should be in Charlie's tent.
423
00:58:58,540 --> 00:58:59,379
Come, Miranda.
424
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,380
Let's go.
425
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:02,460
You stay here.
426
00:59:06,570 --> 00:59:08,330
I know exactly where Charlie is.
427
00:59:08,630 --> 00:59:09,630
He's in there.
428
00:59:54,410 --> 00:59:56,630
I can't believe this is happening twice
in the same day.
429
01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:49,220
Where did you come from?
430
01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:14,130
Amen.
431
01:03:44,140 --> 01:03:45,140
Adios.
432
01:05:15,399 --> 01:05:16,920
Oh. Oh.
433
01:09:55,549 --> 01:09:58,270
Faster. Oh, baby, I'm getting hot. I'm
recovering.
434
01:09:58,570 --> 01:09:59,568
Oh, turkey.
435
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:00,990
Faster, baby. Faster.
436
01:10:01,270 --> 01:10:02,850
Yeah. Yeah.
437
01:10:03,370 --> 01:10:04,910
Yeah. Yeah.
438
01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:06,410
Yeah.
439
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:34,040
Are you kidding?
440
01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:36,180
Oh,
441
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:38,720
baby. I want to take you home with me.
442
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,260
You know, I may have to go soon.
443
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,100
Oh, no, don't go.
444
01:11:10,830 --> 01:11:15,050
She's at Willow Creek, where we all...
where we used to stay.
445
01:11:15,630 --> 01:11:16,630
Willow Creek?
446
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:18,690
Waldo's down there now.
447
01:11:20,570 --> 01:11:21,570
Do you think?
448
01:11:21,790 --> 01:11:23,070
I know.
449
01:11:23,710 --> 01:11:27,790
Oh! Yeah, Waldo may look like the brainy
type, but he knows his way around the
450
01:11:27,790 --> 01:11:28,790
ladies.
451
01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:32,570
You're so beautiful when you laugh.
452
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:35,290
You should do it more often.
453
01:11:36,810 --> 01:11:38,250
Sombra does not become you.
454
01:11:39,690 --> 01:11:41,190
They used to call men like you charmer.
455
01:11:41,850 --> 01:11:43,190
Do they still call you that?
456
01:11:44,570 --> 01:11:48,270
No. They call men like me very, very
lucky.
457
01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:14,610
Thank you.
458
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,240
You just told me...
459
01:21:13,710 --> 01:21:14,710
Come to...
460
01:22:14,570 --> 01:22:15,469
Oh, Catherine.
461
01:22:15,470 --> 01:22:16,490
Oh, Greg.
462
01:22:16,830 --> 01:22:23,270
Catherine, that's what happens when a
man loves you like I do.
463
01:22:33,230 --> 01:22:34,230
Catherine?
464
01:22:35,850 --> 01:22:36,850
Catherine?
465
01:22:52,590 --> 01:22:56,250
Three sleeping bags, two tents, tent
poles.
466
01:22:57,470 --> 01:23:03,890
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten tent poles.
467
01:23:04,070 --> 01:23:07,350
Aw, you didn't get a chance to wear your
pretty little silk shirt, did you,
468
01:23:07,490 --> 01:23:08,490
Charles?
469
01:23:08,510 --> 01:23:10,170
It's Charlie to you, peanut prick.
470
01:23:11,370 --> 01:23:13,950
The lady has a wonderful sense of humor
back.
471
01:23:14,390 --> 01:23:16,030
Well, it looks like it's all here, guys.
472
01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:19,790
You'll have to just give me a hand,
we'll get it all into the jeep.
473
01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:26,680
Hey, guys, don't leave me with all this
stuff. I can't carry everything here
474
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:27,680
myself.
475
01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:29,780
Hey, Greg, did you hear something? Hey,
guys.
476
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:31,640
Nah, I didn't hear nothing.
477
01:23:31,980 --> 01:23:33,040
I didn't hear nothing either.
478
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:38,800
I always get to carry all this shit.
479
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,460
I don't always got to do this stuff.
480
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:19,220
and do not...
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