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Come on in and take a seat.

Okay.

It's an exciting day today.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I mean, it's not every day that a
celebrity like you comes to my store.

Why, thank you.

I'm sweet of you.

I'm so unprofessional, but do you mind
if I take a photo real quick? Oh, of

course. You don't mind? Of course. Oh, I
love me.

I'm just such a fan. I watch your show
all the time. Yes. Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God, that's great.

You're even taller in person than I ever
expected.

Oh, thank you. Sometimes I cut off the
legs on camera, but now you can see them

all.

She's wonderful. I can't believe this is
actually happening to me. Oh, yeah,

this is great. I love seeing my fans,
especially my loyal ones.

I totally am.

Every day, me and my girlfriend, we just
love the show. Oh, I'm so glad.

That makes me so happy.

I bet, I bet.

Well, I'm just going to fill out some
paperwork just as a formality. Oh, okay,

sure. Do you understand?

Mm -hmm.

Okay,

your legal name.

Aya.

Okay.

Is your real name?

No,

it's Coco LeMol is actually my real
name.

Coco LeMol. Get out of here. Really?
Yeah, it is crazy, right?

Coco LeMol.

Is that with a hyphen, I think? Yeah, I
thought it was a little too French for

American television.

Ain't that something? You never really
know when you watch a TV like that, I

guess.

Okay, great. And how tall are you? I'm 5
'11". 5 '11". Now I'm probably 6

'3", but, you know, I can take these
off, you know, and show you my real

We might have to have you do that,
actually.

Okay, great.

So you've never been in trouble before
or anything like that, I'm sure.

No, of course not.

My job is everything.

Everyone with a cell phone, they can
just take a picture.

Yeah. I'm a real follower, 100%. I got
you. I got you.

All right.

I've been in trouble before.

Is this your first time here shopping?

Oh, no. I come here all the time. You
do? Yeah. Okay.

I'm going to stop here. This is always
on my...

You know, it was on my way home, so...
Is it? Doing some work, I get to stop

here if I have to pick anything up.
Yeah, you guys are a staple for me.

Oh, I didn't realize that. You know
what? You must be incognito sometimes.

Oh, yeah. Sometimes I've got my sweats
on if it's too early.

Yeah.

What's your date of birth again?

4 -20 -1989.

89.

Okay.

All right.

Okay, you know what? I have to... I hate
to do this. You want to try this?

I'm just going to have you stand up just
for a quick second. I'm just going to

take one fast photo.

Okay. Do I need to sign a release form
or do I need to talk to my production

about you taking pictures of me? Oh, no,
no. This is just, again, this was all a

formality. It's just what we do when we
have someone back here, unfortunately.

Okay.

And just stand to the side now.

There you go.

Thank you for being a sport about this.

Uh -huh.

Sure.

Okay.

You know, with those pictures and
everything, you got what you need. So,

know, I'm going to be late for work and
other things. I appreciate your time and

your support.

Unfortunately, I can't have you leave
quite yet. We haven't.

started our whole cavity search yet.

Excuse me?

Well, it's just, again, it's like
formality, just like photos.

A cavity search is a formality?

I don't know that I'm comfortable with
that.

Oh. I mean, it starts out, we do the one
first. I mean, so that's not a big

deal. I'm sure you have no problem doing
that. Oh, okay.

Yeah, we're going to have you there.

Put your arms up to the side, if you
don't mind.

Floor or noose?

My favorite.

Everyone's favorite. It's very popular
here. In fact, it's the most expensive

perfume.

I just saw a lot of your brassiere.

It's weird.

I didn't have a shopping bag on me or my
purse.

It was just easy to put it there so I
remembered it.

Pockets. I didn't have any. In your
lapel? Is that where you moved?

Yeah, I was, you know, like I said, I
have a shopping bag and I forgot my

So I figured, you know, a lapel makes
sense.

That's very disappointing.

It was an accident. I, you know, like I
said, I don't have a shopping bag. I

don't have a purse.

I don't know.

Well, I don't know.

Make a note of that right here. You
can...

We can go back to having a seat now.

Okay. I mean, I didn't get to make it to
the checkout.

That's our eight -ounce bottle. See,
that's expensive.

Eight ounces.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear little pal.

Jesus. You know. I didn't have a
shopping bag or purse. I know. That's

makes it look very suspicious.

And I'll tell you.

that I have a really busy schedule at
work. I forgot my purse.

I think the makeup artist may have had
it or something.

I didn't make my way to checkout.

I was going to come back and pay for it
and everything. I don't even have

pockets.

That's so disappointing.

That puts me in a predicament, too. I
mean, especially being a big fan of

So we can make this all go away, right?

I mean, very easily.

I mean, you took those clothes.

I can autograph them for you.

We can take more selfies.

I mean, we can really make this go away.
I can't lose my job.

You know, I just got transferred to this
station, so it's really important that

this sticks. I mean, I'm a mother, a
wife. I couldn't. This would ruin my

family.

I know. This is quite a big deal for
you, I guess, right?

Yeah, so, I mean, if you have a Sharpie
or something, I'll do those Polaroids

or, you know, can I get your phone back
out, some selfies?

You know, I really appreciate you being
a fan, and I really want to do anything

I can to make this all go away.

Well, I'll tell you what, why don't you
sit here for now?

Okay. Okay, and just take it easy. I'm
going to...

I want to head down and talk to my
manager and see if there's anything I

to maybe help you out. Oh, yeah.

I mean,

what kind of a famous person would come
in here and shoplift?

Like I said, it was obviously just an
accident. I forgot my purse, so I just,

you know, I'm on autopilot for a long
day at work.

Well, let me get on stage like so. Let
me just grab my manager before he runs

for lunch.

Cheryl, let's go this way, quickly.

Okay.

Sit still.

Oh my gosh, I can't lose my job.

This would have ruined me.

What are you thinking, Aria?

Nope,

they're not.

Nope, this is all just going to go away.

You're going to be fine.

Okay, we'll just be able to go straight
home.

We'll be all just a little hiccup.

I mean, he is a fan.

I hope.

Big enough fan.

I have to make this go away. I'm going
to be fine. I'm going to be out of here.

I have my purse with me. I can't text
anybody.

I can't call my lawyer.

It'll be okay.

It's just perfume.

I'm going to call my lawyer or someone
down in production.

A code?

Oh, cherry on top.

Okay, we'll be fine. We'll be fine.

But I don't even know my credit card
number. I don't even have a checkbook on

me.

Okay, fine.

We'll be okay. I might carry a walkie
-talkie someone.

He's got his perfume.

locked in great okay um handcuffs that's
a little weird vicious

come on come on maybe

it's nine no okay three no

come on line four oh no i don't want to
order try the youth

It's fine. It's fine. Here, how are you,
Kate?

Here, how are you, Kate? He's a big fan.

It's just perfume.

You'll be fine. What happens if the
manager's not a fan?

What happens if the manager liked the
other girl so much better? What happens

he's going to call the cops and then I'm
going to be in jail? Then my life is

going to be ruined. I'm going to lose my
job, lose my house, my kids, all of my

husband. My husband is going to be so
angry. He's not even going to blowjob me

like this.

Oh, because we save those only for
birthdays.

Oh, but I... have to do one of those i

don't know what's taking is it really
hot in here

there's not even a cloth in here so i
don't know how long it's gone

it's really long okay let's try one more
time

um nope i do not need to buy a pool
that's weird chinese in

a pool

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It can't be good news. It can't be good
news at all.

Oh, gosh.

The producers are going to freak.

I want to see if he knows who to call. I
want to see if he has an in with those

gossip columns.

Okay. Okay. No.

Fine. There's no way that this guy has
an in with any gossip columns. I can't

see you. There's no way.

Everything's going to be fine.

You're going to be back home. Dinner.

I need to get a latte because I'm
getting really tired and my coffee shop

going to close. I'm not okay with this.

I can get very grumpy without my lattes.

Oh, hi.

There you are.

Everything's good. Everything's sorted
out.

Well, you know, the good news is my
manager actually left for lunch already.

Oh, okay, so selfie, Sharpies. The bad
news is I reviewed some of the security

footage, and it very much looks like you
were shoplifting, and you were making a

conscious effort to make sure no one was
looking. I think I just probably looked

confused because I forgot my purse in my
shopping bag, so I put it down.

I don't understand that. Well, I'm
confused as to why.

A celebrity like yourself would be
shoplifting. That's what I'm confused

I don't have my purse. It's been a
really long day, and I desperately need

of time.

I don't think my brain was functioning,
you know, those long hours and

everything. I was going to come back. I
was going to pay for it when I got my

purse. Like I said, the makeup artist
has it or something.

Well, that sounds reasonable.

So what I have to do right now is I have
to do that cavity search.

Shouldn't there be, like, a woman
present?

Is there someone, a female in security?

Unfortunately, we do not have any female
loss prevention agents today, but I can

call a female police officer.

Nope. I mean, I could just... No, no,
no, no, no, no. I think we're good. I

think we're good.

Should I call my lawyer?

I mean, there's people who are doing
just a lot, right? You can't just,

I mean, I don't know if there's need for
a lawyer.

I mean,

I'll tell you what. If there's nothing
else after the search, you know...

Okay. I want to get home. I want to make
this go away. I want to... It's just,

again, a formality. I apologize.

Yeah, just take your clothes off and
hand them to me and I'll go through

Take my clothes off?

Yes. Yes, I'll need that.

This is how we...

Yeah, we've got to search each item.
Okay, so here's my jacket. There you go.

you can tell, the rest of my outfit is
form -fitting, no pockets.

Sure. And it looks wonderful on you, I
must say. Oh, thank you. Thank you so

much. Thank you for my husband.

Oh, my God. You're married, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm married.

Okay,

I want a skirt as well, please.

Why do you need one? I mean, look at
this. We're going to do a full search.

Are you sure I shouldn't be calling my
lawyer?

Well, I mean, it kind of goes, if I call
the police, then you call the lawyer.

There's no reason to call your lawyer
before I call the police. It's one of

those things.

Okay, I mean, this is something I don't
usually do for my husband on his

birthday, so.

Oh, well.

It's my lucky day, huh?

I did not see this happening when I woke
up before. No, you're fine.

Yep.

I'm total perfection.

I'm not going to be a pervert or
anything like that. You don't have to

Okay. There you

go.

Everything's good, so there's nothing in
anything.

No, so far, so good.

Do you want my shoes?

The shoes will be my only two, thank
you. I mean, I need the TSA.

That's a nice shoe.

There you go.

They're brand new.

They smell brand new.

Okay, so, I mean, you did the TSA
thorough check for me and my shoes. I

have any explosives.

I don't have any more perfume.

Yeah, I know.

You can see everything.

Like, more than everything.

Okay, I'll blow it off.

I need that bruise hair and the... Yeah.

Shorts. And the panties. You can see
through them, though.

Oh, really?

Oh,

my God.

I'm not really comfortable with this.

How do you think I feel? I mean, I'm the
one who has to do it.

Yeah, but you're the one... I didn't see
any forms or paperwork or...

Anything. You know, actually, I'll tell
you what.

Right there.

And you can look at that in a moment.

I'll take that off. If you don't mind,
thank you very much.

Yeah,

you just had a little gander right
there. Step right here, my darling.

I'm going to help you with these.

Excuse me?

No, I don't see anything about panties
being part of the routine.

I see that you were having a picnic on
Friday for the office picnic. That's all

I see. Oh, okay.

Okay, so you saw all my stuff, right?
Oh, unfortunately, I'm not going to

your stuff. Would you bend over real
quick?

Bend over?

Yes, bend over. Excuse me, I'm a lady.

I have to.

What? This is part of the county search.

Um, okay. Are there cameras in here?

Those better not be rolling.

Oh, yeah, there's both. The security
office.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Those better be
erased. This is so embarrassing.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, I think we're good.

Can I call someone? No,

there's nothing in there.

I would, um, hello, uh. This is not how
I see my day going.

Uh, excuse me, I didn't, I definitely
didn't mean, can I please, can I please,

okay, I think we're, I think we're good.
I think, um, can I just, um,

may I help you?

I'm sorry.

I, I just have to document all this.
It's just, um, I, I, I, um, okay,

so we're good. We're good now. Um, can I
go home? This is.

Definitely not something I'm used to.

I bet you're not used to it.

Excuse me.

There's definitely not anything up
there.

I mean,

I stuck that perfume in my lapel. I'm
not that clever.

That better get deleted after you review
it, please.

And not in your home.

I see.

Well, here's the thing.

Yeah, sure.

Oh, okay.

Wow. So are we done?

We did the cavity search. That's what I
saw on the form.

So good to go, even though there was
supposed to be a female present for

I'm sorry. I'm totally fanboying out
right now. Can I put clothes on? Can I

clothes on for this, please? You know.

And I promise I won't show anyone but my
friends. Um, no.

No, no, no, no. Um, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Um, yet,

no. I don't do that sex thing thing.

No, no, no.

You don't listen. I get it. I get it.

Okay.

Now, I am totally getting your famous
celebrity and the newscast and all that

and everyone watching your show.

And now you're in this horrible
predicament where you accidentally put

your lapel and, you know, but it looks
bad.

It was, like I said, it's been a really
long day. I haven't had my look. Hey,

yes. And I'm really, really sorry you
got your close -up footage and

everything. You did your cavity search.
That's what the... Yeah, yeah. Well,

like I said, the good news is my
manager's already gone for lunch.

Okay, so I can sneak right out and he
won't even know, right? Yeah. Well,

got about a half hour before he comes
back. So I was thinking.

That I have more than enough time to get
out. You know what? I was thinking you

do have enough time to get out right
after you do something for me.

I'm naked.

You are naked.

And that's the best part about this,
right? You don't even have to put your

clothes back on.

No, I want to put my clothes back on.
But if you don't put your clothes back

Uh -huh. And you do what I want you to
do for me.

Then I can let you get dressed at the
end and forget to write out the door and

pretend you were never even here. And I
can arrange all the security cameras

because that's what my job is.

So what do you want me to do? Do you
want me to find something naked?

Like, what do you... I think you know
what I want.

I do.

I mean, when I get my wallet and
everything in my purse back, I will

check. I will send you gift baskets. I
will send you autographed pictures.

I'll plug you on TV. Just please, you
know, I'll plug this door in. I'll take

you up on the plug on TV, because that
would be really cool. Okay, great. But

it's going to have to be after you help
me out.

Okay?

Now, I know you're a married woman.

Yes, very, very married.

Very, very married.

Very loyal.

I'm not married.

I just got a girlfriend.

Sometimes things at home aren't always,
you know, what I want them to be.

Okay, so do you want me to tell you how
you can talk to her about your needs?

You can show me.

Come here. On your knees.

On my knees?

Yeah.

Come on.

I don't even kiss my husband.

I mean,

come on.

Do you like home -cooked meals? I can
cook you some lunch, some dinner.

This is so humiliating. No, no,

don't feel humiliated. I want that.

I mean, I admire you.

I'm attracted to you. I think you're
beautiful.

I see that you are. I just find myself
in a vulnerable position.

And, you know, just being a man, I just
can't help myself.

Yeah, okay.

Okay,

so there you go.

Well, I mean, I'm trying to be fair
here. I don't want to have to do my job

call the police.

Okay, okay. I'm trying to be fair.

Don't call the police. I can't do a
police report.

Yeah, I know. I mean, you'd be like that
famous celebrity. Who was that actress

a few years ago that got caught
shoplifting?

I don't know. She pretended she was
doing it for a role or something stupid

that.

I'm not.

I have better eyebrows than that.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

Okay.

Yeah.

You look pretty good.

You know that?

Okay, so if I do this, you'll let me go?

Right? Okay.

That's... Okay, I don't know why we need
the camera again.

Just for me.

For later.

I don't know that I'm comfortable with
that at all.

You can do it.

I have faith in you.

Oh my gosh.

Okay, so good? You're good? Happy?

You know what you've got to do.

Thanks, Tony. After this, I promise I'll
let you go.

Please, I'm a really good cook.

I need to know you want dessert.

Autograph. I need something.

That'll be nice, too.

Damn.

You know what you can autograph?

The shirt.

Get out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can
autograph this dick.

I mean having that It's just, I'm really
not comfortable with that. I don't even

have a sex tape with my husband. This is
really wrong. You do, you should.

Yeah, I'll put that away for now. Does
that make you feel better?

Okay, give me a minute.

Do you have like a stopwatch or
something? Can we time this?

You want to see how fast you can get me
off?

That's a great idea.

No, that's not what I meant. I mean,
like, you know.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, so we're good, right?

We're good. We're getting there. We're
well on our way.

We're well on our way.

I'm sleepless.

I mean... We're both getting something
we want out of this, right?

The secret's going to stay safe with me.

I don't want to get to bang my favorite
newscaster.

Bang? Oh, yes. No.

Oh, yes. No, no.

Um,

I, I, okay, um, can you just let me go?
Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my

God. Excuse me.

That is definitely more than a cavity
search.

on the news anywhere.

I never do anything like this.

Oh my gosh.

We got a half hour before my boss gets
back.

Oh, the perfume bottle.

I think I'm the one who wanted it, not
me.

I'm never buying perfume ever again.

You didn't buy it today?

Tell me more about that.

I mean, we were high school sweethearts,
and, you know, we have two kids

together, and this is just so hard.
Like, I mean, you said you're a fan, so

should know.

Oh, God, it's fucking hard. We went to
college together and everything.

What do you think of your fucking son?

I don't know, because I love him.

Oh, my gosh, this is so hard. It's so
hard.

Just my friends.

So you think you'd be thankful for
someone who's helping you save your

right?

I don't know if I get a hold of it.

Oh, fuck.

Give me your heart, everyone. I want to
fucking smile.

I'm going to do the paperwork to see if
this is legal.

Oh, my God.

I mean, that's my husband's, you know.
Oh, that feels good.

I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing just a
little bit.

It's a good cause.

You should be.

Step on my band camera.

There you go.

Why don't you let me get back down on my
knee?

Yeah? Yeah, I think we can, you know,
work something out.

You said you liked my hands and
everything.

Everything.

I knew you'd come around.

This is just so I can save some of that
for my husband.

All it is is so I can leave.

so embarrassing and you know so um

We'll be right back.

Don't record that.

Oh, excuse you. What are you doing? Oh,
my gosh.

This is so embarrassing.

Just, you know, I think that, you know,
we come to our agreement. It was just a

perfume bottle.

Make sure you don't come with me
tonight.

Thank you for letting me see you. I
wouldn't dare, Jane, but...

Everything. Everything.

and then everyone

I don't know what it's tasting like.

It's definitely not the normal kind of
experience.

You never keep my stockings or something
down?

Oh, my God.

I'm

never

using Clotinus again.

don't like me because, you know, I have
kids already.

I think you've got more than you
bargained for.

Definitely more than I bargained for.
Oh, my gosh.

I was just starting to enjoy myself.

Are you sure you want me to bring it to
an end?

I'm a married woman. This is all for
her.

I know. It might go well.

I'm in a mess.

I'm not -

Is it better?

Oh, I can do score.

No, it's okay. I don't mind.

I don't mind. It's okay. You don't mind.

I told you.

You said you can't get pregnant because
you've already had kids, right? Isn't

that what you said?

That's not how that works.

Biology. Do you understand that?

Oh, my God.

I don't think that helps.

Before you do this.

Before you get your dress, would you
mind signing these?

Are you kidding me?

Well, you said you would.

Okay, fine. Fine. Can I please go now?

This is beyond embarrassing.

I need to get home to my kids. I can't
believe you just said that.

Now I have to... Does that mean you
won't sign my forwards?

Okay, at least one more selfie.

Just one more.

You're out of your mind right now.

Yeah, my friends are never going to
believe this.

Okay. We're good. We're good. We're
good. You know what?

Okay. You don't... I won't say anything
to anyone. I promise I'll delete the

videos and you don't have to worry about
this, okay?

I don't want you to... My leg.

You want to get dressed before you go
out there?