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-(CREAKING)
-(WHIMPERING)
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Run.
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I'm the Doctor, by the way.
What's your name?
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-Rose.
-Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!
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It's gonna follow us!
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The assembled hoards of Genghis Khan
couldn't get through that door,
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and believe me, they've tried.
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-Are you alien?
-Yes.
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(GRUNTING)
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You could come with me.
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-Is it always this dangerous?
-Yeah.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Right, Rose Tyler,
you tell me, where do you wanna go?
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Backwards or forwards in time?
It's your choice. What's it gonna be?
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Forwards.
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(TARDIS POWERING UP)
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-How far?
-One hundred years.
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(RUMBLING)
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There you go! Step outside those
doors, it's the 22nd century.
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-You're kidding.
-That's a bit boring, though.
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Do you wanna go further?
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Fine by me.
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(RUMBLING)
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Ten thousand years
in the future.
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Step outside,
it's the year 12005. The new Roman Empire.
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You think
you're so impressive.
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-I am so impressive.
-You wish!
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Right, then. You asked for it.
I know exactly where to go.
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Hold on!
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(RUMBLING)
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(DINGS)
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Where are we?
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(METALLIC CREAKING)
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What's out there?
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(MACHINE HUMMING)
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(KEYS BLEEPING)
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You lot...
You spend all your time thinking about dying.
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How you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef
or global warming or asteroids.
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But you never take time
to imagine the impossible.
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That maybe you survived.
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This is the year 5.5/Apple/26.
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Five billion years
in your future.
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And this is the day...
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Hold on...
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This is the day
the sun expands.
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Welcome to
the end of the world.
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(DOCTOR WHO THEME)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Shuttles
five and six now docking.
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Guests are reminded
that Platform One
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forbids the use of weapons,
teleportation and religion.
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Earth-death
is scheduled for 15:39,
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followed by drinks
in the Manchester Suite.
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ROSE: So when it says
"guests", does that mean people?
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Depends what you mean
by people.
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-I mean people. What do you mean?
-Aliens.
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What are they doing
on board this spaceship? What's it all for?
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It's not really a spaceship,
more like an observation deck.
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The great and the good
are gathering to watch the planet burn.
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-What for?
-Fun!
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Mind you, when I say "the great and the
good", what I mean is the rich.
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But... Hold on, they did this
once on Newsround Extra, the sun expanding,
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-that takes hundreds of years.
-Millions.
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But the planet's now
the property of the National Trust.
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They've been
keeping it preserved.
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See down there?
Gravity satellites holding back the sun.
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The planet looks
the same as ever.
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I thought the continent
shifted and things.
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They did, and the Trust
shifted 'em back! That's a classic Earth.
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But now
the money's run out, nature takes over.
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How long's it got?
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About half an hour.
Then the planet gets roasted.
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Is that why we're here?
I mean, is that what you do?
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Jump in at the last minute
and save the Earth?
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I'm not saving it. Time's up.
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-But what about the people?
-It's empty. They've all gone. All left.
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-Just me, then.
-Who the hell are you?
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-Oh, that's nice. Thanks.
-But how did you get in?
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This is a maximum
hospitality zone.
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The guests have disembarked!
They're on their way any second...
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No! That's me. I'm a guest.
Look, I've got an invitation.
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Look, there you see?
It's fine. You see?
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"The Doctor, plus one."
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I'm the Doctor,
this is Rose Tyler, she's my "plus one".
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Is that all right?
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Well, obviously.
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Apologies, et cetera.
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If you're on board,
we'd better start.
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Enjoy.
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The paper's slightly psychic.
It shows them whatever I want them to see.
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Saves a lot of time.
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-He's blue.
-Yeah.
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Okay.
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We have in attendance,
the Doctor and Rose Tyler!
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Thank you.
All staff to their positions.
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Hurry now! Thank you!
Quick as we can, come along, come along!
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And now, might I introduce
the next honoured guest
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representing
the Forest of Cheem, we have trees.
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Namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa.
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There will be an exchange
of gifts, representing peace.
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If you could keep the room
circulating, thank you.
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Next, from the solicitors Jolco and Jolco, we
have the Moxx of Balhoon.
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And next,
from Financial Family Seven,
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we have the Adherents
of the Repeated Meme.
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The inventors of hyposlip travel systems, the
brothers Hop Pyleen! Thank you.
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Cal "Sparkplug"...
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Mr and Mrs Pakoo.
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The ambassadors from
the City State of Binding Light...
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The gift of peace. I bring you
a cutting of my grandfather.
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Thank you.
Yes, gifts, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
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I give you in return
air from my lungs.
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How intimate.
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There's more
where that came from.
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I bet there is.
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The sponsor
of the main event, please welcome...
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the Face of Boe.
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The Moxx of Balhoon.
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My felicitations upon this
historical happenstance.
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I bring you the gift
of bodily salivas.
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(HAWKS AND SPITS)
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Thank you very much.
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Ah! The Adherents
of the Repeated Meme!
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I bring you air from my lungs.
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(EXHALES)
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A gift of peace.
In all good faith.
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STEWARD:
And last but not least, our very special guest.
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Ladies and gentlemen and trees and
multiforms, consider the Earth, below.
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In memory of this dying world,
we call forth...
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the last human.
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The Lady Cassandra O'Brien
Dot Delta Seventeen.
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Oh, now don't stare!
I know, I know. It's shocking, isn't it?
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I've had my chin completely taken
away and look at the difference!
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Look how thin I am.
Thin and dainty!
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I don't look a day over 2,000.
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Moisturise me, moisturise me!
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Truly, I am the last human.
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My father was a Texan,
my mother was from the Arctic desert.
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They were born on the Earth
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and they were the last
to be buried in its soil.
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(SNIFFLING) I have come
to honour them and say goodbye.
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Oh, no tears, no tears...
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I'm sorry.
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But behold!
I bring gifts!
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From Earth itself,
the last remaining ostrich egg.
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Legend says, it had
a wingspan of 50 feet!
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And blew fire
from its nostrils.
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Or was that my third husband?
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(LAUGHING)
Oh, no, oh, don't laugh, I'll get laughter-lines.
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No, stop!
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(CLEARING THROAT) Mercy!
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And here! Another rarity.
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According to the archives,
this was called an iPod.
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It stores classical music from
humanity's greatest composers.
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Play on!
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(TAINTED LOVE PLAYING)
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The refreshments
will now be served.
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Earth-death in 30 minutes.
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# Sometimes I feel
I've got to run away
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# I've got to get away
from the pain
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# That you drive
into the heart of me
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# The love we share
seems to go nowhere
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# And I've lost my light
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# For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night... #
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-Doctor.
- (DEVICE CHIRPS)
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Thank you.
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A gift of peace
in all good faith.
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No, you're very kind,
but I'm just the steward.
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A gift of peace
in all good faith.
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Oh, yes. Thank you.
Of course.
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Identify species.
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(DEVICE CHIRPING)
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Please identify species.
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-(WHISTLING)
-Now stop it!
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Identify his race.
Where's he from?
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(DEVICE TWITTERING)
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It's impossible.
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ROSE: Sorry, am I allowed
to be in here?
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You have to give us
permission to talk.
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Um...
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-You have permission.
-Thank you.
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And, no,
you're not in the way.
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-Guests are allowed anywhere.
-Okay.
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(KEYS BLEEPING)
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-What's your name?
-Raffalo.
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-Raffalo?
-Yes, miss.
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I won't be long, I've just got
to carry out some maintenance.
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There's a tiny little glitch
in the Face of Boe's suite.
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There must be something
blocking the system.
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He's not getting
any hot water.
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-So, you're a plumber?
-That's right, miss.
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They still have plumbers?
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I hope so,
else I'm out of a job!
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-Where are you from?
-Crespallion.
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ROSE: That's a planet, is it?
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No, Crespallion's part of
the Jaggit Brocade,
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affiliated to the
Scarlet Junction, Convex 56.
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And where are you from, miss?
If you don't mind me asking.
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No, not at all. Um...
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I don't know. A long way away.
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I just sort of hitched a lift
with this man...
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I didn't even think about it.
Don't even know who he is.
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He's a complete stranger.
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Anyway,
don't let me keep you. Good luck with it!
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Thank you, miss.
And thank you for the permission.
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Not many people are
that considerate.
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Okay. See you later.
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Now, then.
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Control, I'm at junction 19.
I think the problem's coming from in here.
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I'll go inside
and have a look.
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(LIGHT CLANKING)
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What's that?
Something in there?
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Ooh. Who are you, then?
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Hold on!
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If you're an upgrade,
I just need to register you, that's all.
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Oh, come back.
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Ah, there you are.
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Now, I just need
to register your ident.
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Aw, there's two of ya!
Got yourself a little mate?
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I think I'd better
report this to control.
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How many of you are there?
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What are you?
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Oh, no! No! (SCREAMING)
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(BLEEPING)
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-What's that?
-(BLEEPS)
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-Well, how should I know?
-(BLEEPS)
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(OVER PA) Would the owner
of the blue box in private gallery 15
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please report to
the steward's office immediately.
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Guests are reminded
that the use of teleportation devices
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is strictly prohibited under
Peace Treaty 5.4/Cup/16. Thank you.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Earth-death in 25 minutes.
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Earth-death in 25 minutes.
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Oh, thanks.
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Hello!
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My name's Rose.
That's a sort of plant.
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We might be related.
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I'm talking to a twig.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oi, now, careful with that,
park it properly. No scratches.
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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DOCTOR:
Rose, are you in there?
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Aye-aye!
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-What d'you think, then?
-Great, yeah. Fine.
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Once you get past
the slightly psychic paper.
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(CHUCKLES)
244
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,756
They're just so alien!
245
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,389
The aliens are so alien.
246
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,190
You look at 'em,
and they're alien.
247
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,767
Good thing I didn't take you
to the deep south.
248
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,482
-Where are you from?
-All over the place.
249
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,448
-They all speak English.
-No, you just hear English.
250
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,780
It's a gift of the Tardis.
It's the telepathic field,
251
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,990
gets inside your brain,
translates.
252
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,043
-It's inside my brain?
-Well, in a good way.
253
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,788
Your machine gets
inside my head?
254
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,340
It gets inside and it changes my
mind and you didn't even ask.
255
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,384
I didn't think
about it like that.
256
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,884
No, you were too busy thinking up cheap
shots about the deep south!
257
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,099
Who are you then, Doctor.
258
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,056
What're you called?
What sort of alien are you?
259
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,638
-I'm just a Doctor.
-From what planet?
260
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,519
(SNIGGERS)
Well, it's not as if you'd know where it is.
261
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,521
-Where're you from?
-What does it matter?
262
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,443
-Tell me who you are!
-This is who I am.
263
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,067
Right here, right now.
All right?
264
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,899
All that counts
is here and now, and this is me!
265
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:02,283
Yeah, and I'm here too
'cause you brought me here! So just tell me!
266
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,919
Earth-death in 20 minutes.
267
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:18,799
Earth-death in 20 minutes.
268
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,853
All right.
269
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,062
As my mate Shireen says,
270
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,020
"Don't argue with
the designated driver."
271
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,110
Can't exactly call for a taxi.
272
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,236
(BEEPING)
273
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,864
There's no signal.
274
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,705
We're out of range.
Just a bit.
275
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,165
Tell you what,
with a little bit of jiggery-pokery...
276
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,496
Is that a technical term,
"jiggery-pokery"?
277
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,877
Yeah, I came first
in jiggery-pokery. What about you?
278
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,505
-No, I failed hullabaloo.
-Aw.
279
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,755
There you go.
280
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,052
(BEEPS)
281
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,436
(RINGING TONE)
282
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,019
-Hello?
-Mum?
283
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,481
Oh, what is it?
What's wrong? What have I done now?
284
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,160
Ooh, this red top's falling
to bits! You should get your money back.
285
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,111
Go on,
there must be something.
286
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,913
You never phone
in the middle of the day.
287
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,286
-(CHUCKLES)
-What's so funny?
288
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,414
Nothing.
You all right, though?
289
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,086
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
290
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,338
-What day is it?
-Wednesday all day. You got a hangover?
291
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,044
Oh, I tell you what,
put a quid in that lottery syndicate.
292
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,549
I'll pay you back later.
293
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:48,351
Yeah, um, I was just calling
'cause I might be late home.
294
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,935
Is there something wrong?
295
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:54,144
No, I'm fine.
Top of the world!
296
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,694
If you think that's amazing,
you wanna see the bill.
297
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,197
That was five billion
years ago.
298
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,615
So...
299
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,243
She's dead now.
300
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,452
Five billion years later,
my mum's dead.
301
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,374
Bundle of laughs, you are.
302
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,872
(RUMBLING)
303
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,761
That's not supposed to happen.
304
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:27,591
Well, what was it?
I'm just getting green lights at this end.
305
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,971
(OVER PA) Honoured guests
may be reassured
306
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:34,476
that gravity pockets
may cause slight turbulence. Thanking you.
307
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,434
The whole place shook!
I felt it!
308
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:41,237
I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms
one, three, six and fifteen
309
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,530
and I've never felt
the slightest tremor!
310
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,484
I warn you, if this lot
decide to sue...
311
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,365
I'm gonna scan
the infrastructure.
312
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,910
(MACHINE BLEEPING)
313
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,455
What's that?
314
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,459
Control, I don't want to worry
you, but I'm picking up readings...
315
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,006
(BLEEPING)
316
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,803
I have no idea! They're small.
The scan says they're metal...
317
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,381
-(BLEEPS)
-I don't know what they look like!
318
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,058
Although I imagine they might
look rather like that.
319
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,854
You're not on the guest list.
How did you get on board?
320
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,652
(BEEPS)
321
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,870
-No! No!
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Sunfilter deactivated.
322
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,159
Sunfilter descending.
323
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,574
Sunfilter up! No, no, no!
324
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,417
External temperature
430 degrees.
325
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,332
-Control! Respond!
-Sunfilter descending.
326
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,755
-Sunfilter up!
-Sunfilter descending.
327
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,875
(SCREAMING)
328
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,312
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
329
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:12,283
That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity
pockets, and they don't feel like that.
330
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,363
What do you think, Jabe?
331
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,619
Listen to the engines,
they're pitched up about 30 Hertz.
332
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,333
Is that dodgy or what?
333
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,082
It's the sound of metal,
that doesn't make any sense to me.
334
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,833
-Where's the engine room?
-I don't know.
335
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,715
But the maintenance duct is just behind our
guests' suite, I could show you.
336
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:31,138
And your wife.
337
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,723
Oh, she's not my wife.
338
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,471
-Partner?
-No.
339
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,935
-Concubine?
-Nope.
340
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,102
Prostitute?
341
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,145
Whatever I am,
it must be invisible! Do you mind?
342
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,985
Tell you what,
you two go and pollinate.
343
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,900
I'm gonna catch up
with the Family.
344
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,856
Quick word
with Michael Jackson.
345
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,237
Don't start a fight.
346
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,034
I'm all yours.
347
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,490
And I want you home
by midnight!
348
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:04,334
AUTOMATED VOICE: Earth-death in 15
minutes. Earth-death in 15 minutes.
349
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,843
Who's in charge
of Platform One? Has it got a captain or what?
350
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,221
There's just the steward
and the staff.
351
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,853
All the rest is controlled
by the metal mind.
352
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,442
You mean, the computer?
Well, who controls that?
353
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,985
The Corporation.
354
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,860
They move Platform One
from one artistic event to another.
355
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,575
Well, there's no one
from the Corporation on board.
356
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:37,530
They're not needed.
This facility is purely automatic.
357
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,372
It's the height of
the Alpha Class.
358
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,958
-Nothing can go wrong.
-Unsinkable?
359
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,288
If you like. The nautical
metaphor is appropriate.
360
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,498
You're telling me!
I was on board another ship once.
361
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,045
They said that was unsinkable.
362
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,716
I ended up
clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold.
363
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:57,968
So, what you're saying is, if we get in
trouble, there's no one to help us out?
364
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,553
-I'm afraid not.
-Fantastic!
365
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:05,353
I don't understand.
In what way is that fantastic?
366
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:14,988
CASSANDRA: Soon the sun
will blossom into a red giant,
367
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,035
and my home will die.
368
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,702
That's where I used to live,
when I was a little boy. Down there.
369
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:24,873
Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the
side of the Los Angeles Crevasse.
370
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,337
(SIGHS) I'd have such fun.
371
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,498
What happened
to everyone else?
372
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,709
The human race,
where did it go?
373
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:36,464
They say mankind has touched
every star in the sky.
374
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,389
So you're not the last human.
375
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:42,227
I am the last pure human.
376
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,264
The others mingled.
377
00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:48,563
Oh, they call themselves
New-humans and Proto-humans
378
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,732
and Digi-humans,
even Human-ish!
379
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,355
But do you know
what I call them?
380
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,781
Mongrels.
381
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,073
Right. And you stayed behind.
382
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,030
-I kept myself pure.
-Hmm.
383
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,699
How many operations
have you had?
384
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:09,038
708. Next week, it's 709.
I'm having my blood bleached.
385
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,457
Is that why you wanted a word?
386
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,047
You could be flatter, Rose.
387
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:18,256
You've got a little bit
of a chin poking out.
388
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:21,725
-I'd rather die.
-Honestly, it doesn't hurt.
389
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,345
I mean it. I would rather die.
390
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,649
It's better to die
than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline.
391
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,268
Oh, well, what do you know?
392
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,196
I was born on that planet!
393
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,695
And so was my mum
and so was my dad.
394
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,777
And that makes me, officially,
the last human being in this room.
395
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,778
'Cause you're not human.
396
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:45,996
You've had it all nipped and tucked and
flattened till there's nothing left.
397
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,914
Anything human
got chucked in the bin!
398
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:51,338
You're just skin, Cassandra!
Lipstick and skin.
399
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,624
Nice talking.
400
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:06,558
So, tell me, Jabe, what's a tree like
you doing in a place like this?
401
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,730
-Respect for the Earth.
-Come on!
402
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,149
Everyone on this platform is worth zillions!
403
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:15,730
Well, perhaps it's a case of
having to be seen at the right occasions.
404
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,655
In case
your share prices drop?
405
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:21,327
I know you lot. You've got massive forests
everywhere, roots everywhere!
406
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,495
And there's
always money in land.
407
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,239
All the same.
408
00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,916
We respect
the Earth as family.
409
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,916
So many species
evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one.
410
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,417
I am another.
411
00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:37,001
My ancestors were transplanted
from the planet down below.
412
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,259
And I'm a direct descendant
of the tropical rainforest.
413
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,180
Excuse me.
414
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,144
And what about your ancestry,
Doctor?
415
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,811
Perhaps you could tell
a story or two.
416
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:58,694
Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble
when there's nothing else left?
417
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,527
I scanned you earlier.
418
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,948
The metal machine had trouble
identifying your species.
419
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,873
It refused to admit
your existence.
420
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,627
And even when it named you,
I wouldn't believe it.
421
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,671
But it was right.
422
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,125
I know where you're from!
423
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:24,386
Forgive me for intruding,
but it's remarkable that you even exist!
424
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,055
I just want to say...
425
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,392
how sorry I am.
426
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,412
(SLOW CHUFFING)
427
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,214
Is it me,
or is it a bit nippy?
428
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,946
(GROANS)
429
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,781
Fair dos, though,
that's a great bit of air-conditioning.
430
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,537
Sort of nice
and old fashioned.
431
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,118
Bet they call it retro.
432
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,957
(WHINING)
433
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,625
Gotcha!
434
00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:47,468
-What the hell is that?
-Is it part of the "retro"?
435
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,808
I don't think so, hold on.
436
00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,485
-Hey, nice liana!
-Thank you.
437
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,233
Not supposed to
show them in public.
438
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,656
Don't worry,
I won't tell anybody.
439
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,530
Now, then, who's been
bringing their pets on board?
440
00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,737
-What does it do?
-Sabotage...
441
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,243
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Earth-death in 10 minutes...
442
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,996
And the temperature's
about to rocket. Come on.
443
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,376
The planet's end!
444
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,923
Come gather, come gather!
445
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,628
Bid farewell to the cradle
of civilisation.
446
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:29,385
Let us mourn her
with a traditional ballad.
447
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,512
(TOXIC PLAYING)
448
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:39,942
# Baby, can't you see?
I'm calling
449
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,441
# A guy like you
should wear a warning
450
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:46,569
# It's dangerous
I'm fallin'... #
451
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,525
All right, hold on, get back!
452
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,156
(ALARM WAILING)
453
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,703
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.
454
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,001
-Is the steward in there?
-You can smell him.
455
00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,248
(ALARM BEEPING)
456
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:02,331
Hold on. There's another
sunfilter programmed to descend.
457
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,511
# Too high can't come down
458
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:12,933
# Losing my head
Spinning round and round
459
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,931
# Do you feel me now? #
460
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:20,107
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
461
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,856
Sunfilter descending.
462
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,818
-Let me out! Let me out!
-Sunfilter descending.
463
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,528
(BANGING ON DOOR)
464
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,989
ROSE: Let me out!
Let me out! Let me out!
465
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:40,999
Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending.
466
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,795
- (BANGING CONTINUES)
-Anyone in there?
467
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,920
-Let me out!
-Oh, well, it would be you.
468
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:48,969
-Open the door!
-Hold on, give us two ticks.
469
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:54,392
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
470
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,759
(BEEPING)
471
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,767
Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising.
472
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:06,107
Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising...
473
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,280
Sunfilter descending.
474
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,449
It's just what I need.
The computer's getting clever.
475
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,449
-Stop mucking about!
-I'm not mucking about! It's fighting back.
476
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,197
-Sunfilter descending.
-Open the door!
477
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,327
DOCTOR: I know!
478
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:22,252
-Sunfilter descending.
-ROSE: The lock's melted!
479
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:28,759
Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending.
480
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:36,134
Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising.
481
00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,181
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
482
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:46,310
The opening's jammed!
I can't open the door. Stay there, don't move!
483
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,316
Where am I gonna go? Ipswich?
484
00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,989
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Earth-death in five minutes.
485
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,698
The metal machine confirms...
486
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,826
the spider devices
have infiltrated the whole of Platform One.
487
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,157
(GUESTS GASP)
488
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,415
How's that possible? Our private rooms
are protected by a code-wall.
489
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,712
Moisturise me, moisturise me.
490
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,706
Summon the steward!
491
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,541
I'm afraid
the steward is dead.
492
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,460
(ALL GASPING)
493
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,136
(ALL MURMURING)
494
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,843
Who killed him?
495
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:19,472
This whole event was sponsored
by the Face of Boe! He invited us.
496
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,474
Talk to the face!
Talk to the face!
497
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,648
Easy way of finding out.
Someone brought their little pet on board.
498
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,517
Let's send him back to master.
499
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,070
(BEEPING)
500
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,258
The Adherents of
the Repeated Meme! J'accuse!
501
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,003
That's all very well
and really kinda obvious.
502
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,214
But if you stop
and think about it...
503
00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:58,924
(GROANS)
504
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,260
A Repeated Meme
is just an idea.
505
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,807
And that's all they are,
an idea.
506
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,810
(POWERS DOWN)
507
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,812
Remote-control droids.
Nice little cover for the real troublemaker.
508
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,398
Go on, Jimbo. Go home.
509
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,485
(GUESTS GASP)
510
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,663
I bet you were the school swot
and never got kissed.
511
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,206
At arms!
512
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,999
What you gonna do,
moisturise me?
513
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,459
With acid.
514
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,286
Oh, you're too late anyway.
515
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,502
My spiders have control
of the main frame.
516
00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:36,629
Oh, you all carried them
as gifts, tax-free, past every code-wall.
517
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,760
I'm not just a pretty face.
518
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,763
Sabotaging a ship
while you're still inside it, how stupid is that?
519
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,896
I'd hoped to manufacture
a hostage situation.
520
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,018
With myself
as one of the victims.
521
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,651
The compensation
would've been enormous.
522
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,396
Five billion years,
and it still comes down to money.
523
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,406
Do you think it's cheap,
looking like this?
524
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,985
Flatness costs a fortune!
525
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,904
I am the last human, Doctor.
526
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:07,709
Me, not that
freaky little kid of yours.
527
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,165
Arrest her! The infidel!
528
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:14,546
Oh, shut it, pixie!
I've still got my final option.
529
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,877
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Earth-death in three minutes.
530
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:21,261
And here it comes.
You're just as useful dead, all of you.
531
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,137
I have shares in
your rival companies.
532
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,436
And they'll triple in price
as soon as your dead.
533
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:30,599
My spiders are primed
and ready to destroy the safety systems.
534
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:33,606
How did that
old Earth song go?
535
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:35,187
"Burn baby, burn."
536
00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:36,863
Then you'll burn with us!
537
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:39,111
Oh, I'm so sorry!
538
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:44,196
I know the use
of teleportation is strictly forbidden, but...
539
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:46,122
I'm such a naughty thing.
540
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,749
Spiders, activate!
541
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,998
(THUNDEROUS WHOOSHES)
542
00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:02,631
Force-fields gone,
with the planet about to explode...
543
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,341
At least it'll be quick.
544
00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:07,265
Just like my fifth husband...
(LAUGHS)
545
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:11,223
Oh, shame on me!
Bye-bye, darlings.
546
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,105
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Safety systems failing.
-Bye-bye, my darlings!
547
00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:17,150
Heat levels rising.
548
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,947
-Reset the computer!
-Only the steward would know how.
549
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,866
No, we can do it by hand.
550
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,945
There must be
a system restore switch. Jabe, come on!
551
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,530
You lot, just chill.
552
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,655
...Heat levels rising.
553
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:30,165
(ALARM BLARING)
554
00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:37,129
Earth-death in two minutes.
Earth-death in two minutes.
555
00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:44,427
Heat levels critical.
Heat levels critical.
556
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,058
Oh, and guess
where the switch is.
557
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:55,025
Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.
558
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,439
(GRUNTS)
559
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:09,288
External temperature
5,000 degrees.
560
00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:21,880
You can't, the heat's gonna
vent through this place.
561
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,178
-I know.
-Jabe, you're made of wood.
562
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,428
Then stop wasting time,
Time Lord.
563
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:34,814
Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.
564
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,357
-(PANICKED GASPS)
-(WINDOW CRACKING)
565
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,776
Heat levels hazardous.
566
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:42,526
-We're going to die!
-Heat levels hazardous.
567
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,797
Shields malfunction.
568
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,422
Shields malfunction.
569
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,298
Shields malfunction.
570
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,226
-(GASPS)
-Shields malfunction.
571
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:22,609
Heat levels critical.
Heat levels critical.
572
00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:30,612
(SCREAMING)
573
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,373
(WHIMPERS)
574
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:40,046
Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.
575
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,708
(JABE SCREAMING)
576
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,610
Planet explodes in...
577
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,199
ten,
578
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,413
nine,
579
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,750
eight,
580
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,417
seven,
581
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,791
six,
582
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,636
five,
583
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:31,923
four...
584
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,807
Raise shields!
585
00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:39,014
...one.
586
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,441
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
587
00:38:55,542 --> 00:39:00,002
Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair.
588
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:08,839
Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair.
589
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,046
(PANTING)
590
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,804
(SIZZLING)
591
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,254
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
592
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,172
(SOBBING)
593
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,054
-ROSE: You all right?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
594
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,557
I'm full of ideas.
I'm bristling with 'em!
595
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:03,105
Idea number one,
teleportation through 5,000 degrees
596
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,023
needs some kind of feed.
597
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:08,695
Idea number two.
This feed must be hidden nearby.
598
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:13,612
Idea number three.
599
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:18,072
If you're as clever as me,
then a teleportation-feed can be reversed.
600
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,451
(WHINING)
601
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:24,161
Oh, you should've seen
their little alien faces...
602
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,748
-Oh.
-The last human.
603
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,880
So, you passed
my little test. Bravo!
604
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:35,134
This makes you eligible
to join the...the Human Club.
605
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,057
People have died Cassandra,
you murdered them.
606
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,305
It depends on your definition
of people!
607
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:44,264
And that's enough of a technicality to keep
your lawyers dizzy for centuries!
608
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:49,319
Take me to court then, Doctor,
and watch me smile and cry...
609
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,941
(CREAKING)
610
00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:52,772
-...and flutter.
-And creak?
611
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,033
-And what?
-Creak! You're creaking.
612
00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,032
What?
613
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,034
(GRUNTING) I'm drying out!
614
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:05,035
Oh, sweet heavens!
Moisturise me, moisturise me!
615
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:08,087
Where are my surgeons?
My lovely boys!
616
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,041
-It's too hot! (GROANING)
-You raised the temperature.
617
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,426
Have pity!
618
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,219
Moisturise me!
619
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,592
(GROANING) Oh, Doctor!
620
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,174
Help her.
621
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,805
Everything has its time
and everything dies.
622
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:26,936
(SCREAMING)
I'm too young!
623
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,701
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Shuttles four and six departing.
624
00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:46,618
This unit now closing
down for maintenance.
625
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:53,632
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
626
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,972
The end of the Earth.
627
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,476
It's gone.
628
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,895
We were too busy
saving ourselves. No one saw it go.
629
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,575
All those years,
all that history, and no one was even looking!
630
00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,575
It's just...
631
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,126
Come with me.
632
00:42:58,034 --> 00:43:00,116
(CHILD CRYING)
633
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,491
(LAUGHING)
634
00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,246
Big Issue!
635
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,501
Big Issue!
636
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:22,259
You think it'll last forever,
people and cars and concrete.
637
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,092
But it won't.
638
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:27,222
One day, it's all gone.
639
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,770
Even the sky.
640
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,437
My planet's gone.
641
00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,362
It's dead.
642
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,786
It burned, like the Earth.
643
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,406
It's just rocks and dust.
644
00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,833
Before its time.
645
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,087
What happened?
646
00:43:57,301 --> 00:44:00,008
There was a war, and we lost.
647
00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,007
ROSE: A war with who?
648
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,596
(CLEARS THROAT)
What about your people?
649
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,183
I'm a Time Lord.
650
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,640
I'm the last of
the Time Lords.
651
00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:17,856
They're all gone.
I'm the only survivor.
652
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,148
I'm left traveling on my own
'cause there's no-one else.
653
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,360
There's me.
654
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:32,159
You've seen
how dangerous it is. Do you wanna go home?
655
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,918
I don't know.
656
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,383
I want...
657
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,094
(SNIFFING)
658
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,885
Oh. Can you smell chips?
659
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:51,094
-(LAUGHING) Yeah! Yeah.
-I want chips.
660
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,470
Me too!
661
00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,807
All right then, before you can get me in that
box, chips it is and you can pay.
662
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,732
-No money.
-What sort of date are you?
663
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,858
Come on then, tightwad.
Chips are on me.
664
00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:05,821
We've only got
five billion years till the shops close.
665
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,573
(CHUCKLES)
666
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,791
Now, you've seen
the future, so let's have a look at the past.
667
00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:21,215
1860. How does 1860 sound?
668
00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,714
-What happened in 1860?
-I don't know! Let's find out.
669
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,799
REDPATH:
I can't believe she's gone.
670
00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:30,634
Not gone, Mr Redpath, sir.
Merely sleeping.
671
00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,765
She's up and on her feet
and out there somewhere!
672
00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:37,348
Mr Sneed, for shame,
how many more times? It's ungodly!
673
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,478
(SHRIEKING)
674
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,605
Excuse me, sir.
Mr Dickens, this is your call.
675
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:45,615
Use the sight.
Find the old lady or you're dismissed.
676
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,323
What phantasmagoria is this?
677
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:50,945
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
678
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,580
That's more like it!
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