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Every time I get home, man, I got dishes
to do here. MJ doesn't do any of the
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dishes.
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Yeah, man. That looks like a lot, man.
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It's just, I mean, she just dirties
everything, this girl.
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What do you want to watch?
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I don't even give a fuck. I just really
want to go to the mall later.
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Who's going to be there?
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That really cute guy I met at the park
yesterday.
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Let's take a picture and send it to him
so he can bring hot friends.
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It's like she uses 10 cups a day. I
don't even know.
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I don't even think she drinks that much
yet.
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I don't know. She's a germaphobe or
something.
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Well, that's a good thing.
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I come home from work and this is what I
got to do. Dishes.
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So what's up with you, man?
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How are you and your wife?
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I don't know what to tell you, man. It's
been like three months and we
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haven't... Three months? Yeah.
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Shit, dude. I mean, I thought I was
having problems.
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My wife,
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she's always acting like she's tired.
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Like she just rolls over. So I literally
got to fuck her in her sleep if I want
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to get any.
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No, for me to get anything, it has to be
my birthday or something.
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Like once a year, I'll get something.
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Oh, man.
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It's miserable.
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That's so high. Oh, my God.
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When are they leaving?
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Are they still here?
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They're supposed to be going to the
store soon.
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Hopefully. Dude, they need to leave. I
really want to tell you about these hot
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guys. I want to hang out with them.
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They're always fucking listening.
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Dude, they're always listening. It's so
fucking annoying.
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You want to try something?
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Yeah. There's a drink I used to make.
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It's full of vitamins and minerals.
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But I would just give it to my wife.
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It's like she...
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She lost 20 years. She's horny. She
wants to fuck.
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You're fucking shitting me.
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But I mean, we would fuck like rabbit.
And you make it.
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Yeah, I make it. I make the drink. Like
some homemade shit.
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Why don't I show you?
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The problem is, she burned out of it.
You know, you can only have drinks so
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times before you don't want to.
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You're over it.
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Let's see this drink. You want it?
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I'm telling you, bro, it works.
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I don't know what it is.
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You want me to make it for you?
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Yeah, yeah. I'll take it home to my
wife. It fucking works, man.
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Now, there's a lot of sugar in it, so
you don't want to get a headache, but
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isn't that much. And you made one for
me, too.
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Yeah, one for both of you.
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It's literally like a boner in a glass.
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It really is.
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Okay, I bet it is. Give it a shot.
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You're going to love it.
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All right.
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Oh, wait.
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We're going to the store still, right?
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Let me put this on the fridge then.
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Go ahead, go ahead.
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Got you.
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Wow, man. Can I wait?
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Yeah. Can I wait?
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You guys having fun?
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Yeah.
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We're going to go to the store for a
minute. We'll be back. MJ, do your
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Alina, behave.
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I did some of your dishes. Do the rest
of your dishes.
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Fine. Get it over with.
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We'll be back.
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Behave, Alina.
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Bye, guys.
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Bye, Dom.
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They're so annoying.
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So annoying.
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I can't. Do you have something to drink?
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Yeah, I got you. It's only one of these
damn dishes.
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Are you kidding me?
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I literally did most of them. There's,
like, nothing here to do. He's being an
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ass. You don't know how to work the
dishwasher?
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Do.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God. My mom literally drinks the
juice all the time.
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Do you know?
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What is it?
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I see my mom drink it all the time, so
it looks good.
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It smells great.
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It's getting kind of hot, don't you
think?
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Yes, I thought it was just me.
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Okay, well, let's go in the living room.
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Dude,
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it's so hot.
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It really is. Oh, my God.
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I'm kind of getting horny off of this
shit. Oh, no.
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I'm not going to lie. Your tits kind of
look really good.
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They're yours.
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Can I touch them?
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I don't know.
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Ow.
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Oh, bitch.
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Wait, should we chill out? Because what
if they come back?
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No, they're buying like dude shit at the
store. You sure?
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Yeah.
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Take them off.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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She feels so good.
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What the fuck is that?
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They drank the potion.
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Oh, no. The potion.
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Oh, fucking I didn't believe you.
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, man.
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My wife's gonna kill me. She's gonna
kill me.
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I'm done. I'm divorced.
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I'm fucking divorced.
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No, no, no. We can't tell them. We
can't. They cannot find out. How long
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that shit last?
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About two hours.
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Two hours?
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Okay.
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Oh, my God. Look at that. This is so
weird.
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What now?
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I guess it would.
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Why? What's not good? Real quick, if mom
finds out about this, I'm fucking
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divorced. That's not being a dick.
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It's something serious.
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You're so uptight.
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Dude, why do you give it to mom then if
I can't drink it?
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Because mom doesn't like to have sex
anymore.
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How long does it last?
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Dad,
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your friend's getting hot.
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I wanted to tell you that.
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The drink's talking.
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And I've always wanted to suck your
dick, Mr. Parker.
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So what?
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Just cover yourself. I'm telling you,
we're off. Let's have some fun.
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How about you come over here?
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I know you thought about it.
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Yeah.
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You have a big day.
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Drink the best
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