All language subtitles for Waterloo Road s06e18

Tonight's specifically designed for us
to get our rocks off with ladies.

When Vicky McDonald's hanging off my
face, then it's mission accomplished.

Tonight I am celebrating.

This is the first day of the rest of my
life.

Is everything alright?

Well, it's not every day you get to
celebrate being a dad, is it?

See anything you like?

Night, Dave?

Come here, you idiot.

We're having a baby.

Oh, God.

Don't tell me that you've said anything
to anyone.

I'm sure Tom suspects something.

And if I hadn't come up here...

Who knows what you would have said to
Ronan or whoever.

Please, Jessica.

You thinking about getting rid of it? I
should have known better.

Oh, there's your boyfriend.

It's not my boyfriend.

Well, you snuck in.

And I can't say I blame you. I mean, he
is pretty fashion.

And mature and smart.

I mean, look at his size. He could
really take your place on that thing.

Yeah, all right, Jess, leave it.

I thought you liked it.

Yeah, I do, as a mate.

Well, it's a new fag scene. It's up to
you.

Yeah, I'm just saying that she can do
better, OK?

Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.
Follow your heart, Vicky. Listen, you

shouldn't take any advice from us two
and our love lives, eh?

Hey. Hey. See you later.

Bye, Vic.

Have they seen you since Finn's party?

No, erm... It looked about that, you
know.

We've both had a little bit too much to
drink.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

I mean, what's a kiss between mates, eh?

Yeah, exactly.

We're just mates.

And that's all?

That's all.

Cool.

Who is that?

That's Dan.

He's my mentor.

What's he doing here?

Come on, I'll, er, I'll introduce you.

Ronan!

How's it going, mate? All right? All
right.

Er, this is Dan, my mentor.

How is this the girl you've been telling
me about?

Er, no, er, this is, er, Vicky, my mate.

Oh. Oh, all right. Hiya. Sorry, Vicky.
Hiya, Dan. I'm Dan.

Right, anyway, I'm gonna go.

See you later.

All right, see you in a bit.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put my foot
in it, mate. Sorry. It's all right.

Everyone knows I fancy you anyway.

So what are you doing here?

Oh, Miss Fisher's asked me to judge your
fashion show.

Oh, wicked. So I'm sorted, then? No. No
preferential treatment, I'm afraid. But

listen, I can invite you to a shoot this
weekend.

I've got some models doing a swimwear
ad.

You might want to help out.

Yeah, maybe.

I say swimwear and model, and you say
maybe.

What?

Oh, you've got it bad.

You've got it bad.

When is it?

Today at one.

Please, Jessica, think about this.

I can't do this now.

Then when?

Are you going to the fashion show this
afternoon?

Oh, we are after, don't we?

Beats maths.

We could sit together.

Yeah, cool.

What now?

Oh, no, I haven't eaten since yesterday.

I'm in training.

Training for what?

You got the stuff?

I need to get hold of a few lads first,
though.

Separate the men from the boys.

Thanks for agreeing to this with such
short notice.

No, I'm flattered you asked me to judge
the teams.

Looking forward to seeing what they come
up with.

Everyone's been putting so much effort
into it, and they're so excited at the

prospect of winning some work experience
at your modelling agency.

Oh, great.

Adana, we've got a surprise bonus for
the fashion show.

This is Dan Hargrove, who works in the
fashion industry, and he's one of our

school mentors.

This is Adana Lawal, who organised the
show today. She's head of pastoral care.

Hiya. Pleased to meet you. Hello.

I've been thinking. Maybe the winning
model should come into the agency for a

casting. This wasn't discussed.

We shouldn't be objectifying our kids.

I don't think we should worry about
that. I think it sounds like a great

Adana, can you run through the show with
Dan and join us later at the SMT

meeting?

See you later.

Yeah, see you.

I didn't realise you were going to be
here. Yeah, obviously.

I'm sure he wouldn't have come within a
mile of the school if he had.

All right.

I behave badly, I'm sorry.

You can mistake me for someone who
cares.

Now, excuse me, I've got a meeting to go
to.

Oh, my God.

Up you leave, love.

Oh, man.

How you doing?

I'm Janice.

Janice? No, Janice. Oh, Janice, sorry.
Well, I did a bit of modelling myself,

actually. Oh, really?

Yeah, well, I won a beautiful baby
competition when I was little, and it

the local paper.

Oh, well done. Well, I suppose it's a
bit different when you're older, though,

isn't it?

Well, you know, everyone's got to start
somewhere.

Ronan Burley's mental has no place in
our fashion show.

I'm sorry, Karen, but he runs a
modelling agency, Adana. Yeah, he pays a

skinny pubescence to fulfil impossible
male fantasies.

It's gender stereotyping of the highest
order, and I don't want it in my show.

Look beyond your prejudices, and you'll
see a man who's given up his valuable

time free of charge. Yeah, so he can
scout for fresh meat, you mean. Right,

enough. You two.

I just want the day to run smoothly, OK?

I want to prove to the parents that
there's been no social damage as a

the segregation scheme.

Adana, can I have a word with you?

Look, I don't want you giving Dan a hard
time today.

He's doing us a big favour.

I've met guys like him before. He's a
creep.

I should now have been married to three
of them. Maybe you're projecting your

issues about men onto every single bloke
who walks through the door.

Now you're being unfair.

And you're being sexist.

I've seen your behaviour towards Chris,
Grantley, even Tom.

Dan Hargrove is our guest.

You don't have to like him, but you do
have to work with him.

We work as a team here.

If you want to stay at Waterloo Road,
you'd better start thinking about that.

I'm sort of a stage manager down to my
organisational skills, so if you want

anything organising, just let me know,
yeah?

Thank you. It's kind of you.

So this is Amy and Lauren with the
sportswear team. We are Waterloo Road's

answer to Juicy Couture.

Nice one.

This is Bex and Jonah with the
futuristic theme.

All right, that's good.

But Bex has had a bit of time off, so I
give him a lot of advice, really.

Yeah, well, you can see you have an eye
for fashion.

Yeah, right. Devil wears Primark.

And this is team Vixen with the evening
wear.

Have you modelled before?

No.

You've got an interesting look.

Thank you.

Vicky designed the dress. I think she'd
look great in it and all, but she's too

shy to model it.

Rolling. Well, well done, everyone.

So far, so good.

Right, can I have all team posters on
your workstations, please?

Going for a breather.

I need them for the auditorium.

Still here, Janine?

Yeah, man, she's been a great help.
Stage manager.

Unofficial stage manager.

Right. I think you can leave the show in
mine and...

Mr Hargrove's capable hands now.

Thank you for the tour.

Any time.

Real life.

Janice.

Well, your soft touch knows no bounds.

Look, let's just leave our personal
issues aside, yeah?

Today's about the kids.

My sentiments exactly.

That was so embarrassing.

I don't need you to big me up, OK?

Right, well, you kind of look tucked off
at Jess.

Like, I love her and everything, but
sometimes it just sucks being a best

It's like you don't even exist.

She's used to everyone telling her she's
the dot.

Yeah, well, she is so, isn't she?

I think you're way more pretty.

Yeah, well, we both know that's not
true.

But it is.

You're more than Jess's best mate.

You shouldn't hang about in a shadow all
the time.

I don't.

Well, get out there with the rest of us
and model your own designs.

No way.

Come on, I'll be up there with you.

You're a boy, Rowan.

You're not going to be compared to Jess.
I'm going to be laughed off the stage.

That's my fire.

Is this managed translation you asked
for?

Look, I've told you about our baby.

I know you don't want me to do this.

If it's about me being too immature,
then I'll change.

Whatever you want.

I just don't see how we'd survive having
a baby on top of everything else.

I'm coming with you then.

Oh, you can't.

How's that going to look?

I don't care how it looks.

I just want to hold you.

No, no, sad woman.

I'll be okay.

Best thing for you to do is to be strong
for me when I get back here.

Just let me get on with it.

Oh, sorry to interrupt.

Um, thanks for these.

They're as good as your last set of
translations, and I'd say you're well on

your way to getting an A.

Thanks, Miss Monty.

I just need five minutes to scream.

You know, Dan Hargrove, the model guy.

I had an encounter with him about a year
ago.

Yeah, I made the mistake of thinking I'd
just been unlucky with guys up until

that point.

Turns out they're all creeps.

Oh, God, honey, I'm sorry. I wasn't
thinking.

You can speak to the father.

Yes, I've decided to have a termination.

I'm... I'm sorry, Adana. I think I just
need some space.

Robin!

You OK?

Yeah, I wanted a word about Vicky. You
know, not my girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

I certainly need some advice.

She's a great girl and everything, but
just telling her seems so annoying.

It's like I'm trying to make a play for
her or something.

And you know?

Well, yeah.

I want her to like me, but it's not
about me, is it?

I want her to feel good.

You know, everyone keeps banging on
about Jess.

And Vicky's got it into her head that
she's ugly or something.

I know she put everything into this
show.

I just want her to feel special for
once.

Okay.

You leave her with me.

I'll make sure I notice her.

Nice one. You're a mate. And you're a
good guy.

She doesn't know what she's missing.

Thanks for the loan.

I couldn't put it down.

I told you it was good.

What do you think of mine?

Oh, mindless dream.

I wonder why we bother.

Is this all there is to life?

Can you imagine being able to put
something like that down on paper and

somebody like me so moved?

Well, I must confess I had aspirations
to be a novelist in my youth.

Then I realised my vocation, to inspire
others.

Well, I didn't have talent for it, you
mean.

Oh, and you could knock out a classic in
your tea break. No, I'm not saying

that. The point is, I tried.

A writer writes, isn't that what they
say? Don't see either of us with a pen

our hands.

So, yes, I suppose that this is all
there is to life.

Right, set up the teller if you want in.

Oh, are you scared your mummy might flip
her wig?

I'm not scared of my mum.

There's four of us. That makes a £30
profit.

Come, may the best man win.

Dental?

Profit for what?

Depends. Do you want in?

I don't know.

Why don't you tell me what it is?

Drinking game.

Are you crazy?

You think I caught with alcohol in
school? It ain't alcohol, though, is it?

That's the beauty.

Totally legal.

Oh, come on, mate, focus.

Don't make her do all the work. Are you
all right?

No, I'm sorry.

I was away.

Come on, ladies, show us how it's done.

That's all right, you're laughing now,
but not when the spotlight's on you and

the audience is full.

And remember, you'll be in costumes.

Well done.

Come on, Vicky, I said all the muddles.
Too late to back out now.

No, I'm not muddling.

I just assumed that, you know, with your
bone structure, you'd be up there.

Well done.

Right, teams, just think outside the
box.

You know, there's a million and one Ken
and Barbies out there, but they don't

stand out.

That's it.

Muddling's as much about attitude.

Is there anything else?

Eh, well, Amy could be a supermodel
then.

How's it going, Vicky?

You ready to go?

What, you serious?

I'm always serious, come on.

Come on. Come, Vicky.

Come on.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, shut up.

He says that you've got a good bone
structure.

Yeah, and he said you had an interesting
look before, so what?

He's a professional, Vicky. He knows
what he's talking about.

He could win the modelling competition.

Oh, yeah, I doubt it.

Anyway, I don't have an outfit for that
flat.

Still, it's nice of him to know what he
said.

Uh, yeah, just a bit.

You should have seen her face when he
picked her. She was proper made up. It's

just a stupid show.

The more important things in life.

Talking about a girl that I love?

Yeah, go on, take the mic.

No. I know what you mean.

She likes it.

I don't want to scare her.

So do something that'll show her. Some
sort of gesture.

I think I should go for someone more
sophisticated than Ronan.

Someone who told you you had good bone
structure, maybe.

As if, Vix, come on.

Why? What, are you jealous?

You think you're the only one that can
attract an older man?

Oh, my God, no. I am so over older men,
thank you.

I was just being hypothetical.

I was hoping...

Maybe you could give me a few pointers.

OK.

Do, like, body language and stuff, so...
Like, touch your hair and keep

eye contact.

Touch the hands, like so.

It's suggestive, but it's not pushing.

Right. But, I mean, like, how would
you...

Talk to a guy.

Talk about them.

It's their favourite subject.

You're obviously upset about it. Of
course I am.

It's not exactly my favourite way of
spending my lunch hour.

Look, I just don't want you to feel
pressured.

Don't let some guy bully you into having
an abortion just because he wants to

work his hands of it. It's not like
that. This is what I want.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Hey, Ruby.

He wants to keep it, but... You don't
want to be with him? No.

I really do, actually. I really do.

But, Jessica... You're not married. No.

You've got a girlfriend.

No. Boyfriend?

a baby.

Okay. I get it.

It's early days and you don't want to
bring a baby into the relationship.

It's something like that.

I mean, I... I am sure about it.

Hey, it's your body.

Your choice.

Just make sure it's what you really want
to do.

Are you done?

No good bone structure.

No, it's my first time modeling,
actually.

Nice car.

Thanks. Don't look too bad yourself.

Keep checking.

Listen,

there's a kid here that won't mind you
singing.

Think she might have something.

Yeah.

Well, I'm heading back there now anyway.

I'm going to change my shirt.

Yeah, it's going all right.

Yeah. Mr Hargrove?

Yeah, I'll speak to you in a bit.

You all right, Vicky?

This one calmed me down.

Nice wheels, Dan.

Oh, cheers, yeah.

Getting me from A to B.

And where is B right now?

Oh, just a couple of things to do back
at the agency.

What can I do for you?

Oh, I just wanted to say thanks for
helping me with the workshop.

Really enjoyed it.

That's OK.

I was thinking about doing some
modelling for the show.

Yeah, that's great.

Only I haven't got anything to wear on
such short notice.

Unless you've got anything.

Yeah, I tell you what, jump in.

Come to the agency.

We've always got stuff in wardrobe for
castings.

Really? Yeah, sure.

Are you sure you're allowed to leave the
school grounds?

Yeah, of course I am, Dan.

I'm in sixth form, you know.

Sorry.

Back to Leah Pensioner.

Anybody? This is Vicky.

Just give me two seconds.

I see.

It's for Vicky.

It's all I could afford from the charity
shop.

I thought I could mess about with it so
she got something to wear for the show.

Give her a chance to shine.

That is so sweet, Ronan.

Has she seen it yet?

Nah, she's gone somewhere with Dan.

What for?

Dunno.

Why, do you think that's weird?

No, no, I'm sure it's fine.

Really, it's fine.

But what?

Nothing. Just, you know, he's fit,
innit?

I don't know. I'm not a girl.

What are you doing?

You're going to rip it. Get off me.

What is wrong with him?

He's been acting proper weird.

How are we getting on?

Collection's almost finished?

Yeah, nearly done. Okay, let me see what
you've got.

I need to know what order the outfits
are going in.

Bex, I'm actually really worried about
Vicky. I think she might really be in

trouble.

And I think I might have egged her on.

What are you talking about?

There's no tyre!

Thanks for this, Dan.

It's really nice of you.

Hey, no worries.

Glad to be of service.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, this will knock them dead.

Really?

I'm not sure I could pull it off. I
haven't really got the figure for it.

Rubbish! Look.

See?

Yeah.

Yeah, you look great.

Trust me.

Right, OK, but if it looks hideous,
promise not to laugh.

It's a deal. Can I give you a minute to
get changed?

I know she's got a crush on him.

And Ronan said that he took her off
somewhere in his car.

There's probably nothing.

But with our experience with Hodge and,
you know, some guys... Well, he's an

older man. He might try and take
advantage.

Yeah, and we're just a little bit
worried that he might be interested in

And, well, I know that he picked her out
in the catwalk class this morning,

so... You've done the right thing, girl.

Leave it with me.

Yeah, this is for you.

Do I look OK?

You look great.

So I need to customise it for the show,
yes? I was thinking, I could, like, cut

it to about here, put some sequins here,
here.

You don't want to look too obvious,
though.

Oh, no, totally.

But all so much better.

I don't know what I'm thinking, I could
be such an idiot sometimes.

Yeah, you don't put yourself down.

Why not? It's true.

I'm never going to have the style of
someone like Jeff, and I don't know why

bothering. Didn't you hear what I said
about style?

It's attitude.

You've just got to believe in yourself.

You think?

I know.

Tell you what.

Get yourself changed. I'll take you for
a pizza.

Are you going to take me out for lunch?

Yeah, why not?

I've got to eat.

Actually, I think I might keep this
dress on.

You know, just to break it in a little
bit, just in case.

You know how you said about Vicky,
thinking Dan would fit?

That we're just girls' heart, Conan.

Yeah, but... You're saying Dan and
Vicky?

Nah, Dan wouldn't do that anyway.

He's my mentor.

I trust him.

Hello, is this Model Behaviour?

Yeah, Adana Lawal here from Waterloo
Road. I wonder if you could give me Mr

Hargrove's... Mobile number only is with
one of my students, so I need to have a

word with her.

Blunt.

Yeah, could I have a beer, please?

And can I have a glass of wine, please?

I'm not sure you should be drinking.

Well, I am of legal age, Dan.

I always have a drink with my meal.

Actually, it's kind of helping me calm
my nerves down.

Yeah, well, a bit of duck scourge won't
do any harm.

I mean a bit, though, right?

And listen, for God's sake, stay away
from drugs.

I've seen enough young models waste
themselves that way.

Yeah, I wouldn't go near them.

Once you realise you're in trouble, it's
too late.

That's right.

I'm impressed.

You've got a mature head on your
shoulders.

Well, like I said, I'm not a kid.

Thank you.

So, do you really mean what you said?

About me having good bone structure?

Are you kidding?

How do you think Ronan's so keen on you?

Ronan?

It's just a ball.

I am a single woman, you know.

Yeah, yeah, I suppose there's nothing
wrong with that.

Take your time, pick and choose.

Yeah, well, I am choosing.

No, so am I, actually.

I think it's a sign of someone who knows
what they want, right?

Yeah, thanks. It was lovely. Thank you.

Even if my lovely lady friend didn't eat
much.

I'm too nervous to eat anything.

You don't have to do it if you don't
want to, you know.

It's too much too soon. It's fine.

Do what?

Well, what do you think?

No. Vicky, no.

You said, are you ready?

I'm in the fashion show.

I thought I was pushing you into it,
Vicky.

Vicky, you're a schoolgirl. I'm not
interested in you in that way.

Yeah, but I'm older than most of your
models.

You were children as well. I don't... I
don't date children.

You said I look great.

Sweetheart.

I was trying to be kind.

Kind? Listen, you're a great girl, okay?

Yeah, you weren't this kind to all the
other girls.

Ronan clued me in that you weren't very
confident, and I hate to see that.

Ronan?

Do you know what this is? Just a little
misunderstanding.

This is my fault.

I bet you think I'm such an idiot.

I'm the idiot, actually.

You know, I should have seen this
coming.

But please, just don't tell anyone.

Might just die.

Look at me.

It's between you and me, OK?

What will be between you and me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, Vicky,
let's go.

You've got this well wrong here. Now!

Hey, it's gone one, so I guess it's
going ahead.

I couldn't let you be on your own.

Even though you don't know I'm here.

I love you, Jessica.

And I respect your decision.

We will have kids one day.

I know we will.

I know I'm going to be with you for the
rest of my life.

And I'm with you, Jessica.

In your head and in your heart.

I'm there with you.

I'm there with you, Jessica.

In your head and in your heart.

I'm there with you. Would you like to
come through?

Um, could you just give me one minute,
please?

I know what I saw.

It's not like that.

Like what?

Whatever pressure he's put on you,
whatever he's promised you... Nothing

happened.

Oh, please, Miss Lowell, don't get him
into trouble.

Hey, Vic.

Are you all right? Yeah, why wouldn't I
be?

You said you had nothing to wear, so I
had a go at something for you.

Yeah, well, Dan got me this.

Dan!

Yeah, he felt sorry for me because he
thought I was a loser.

Well, you're not a loser. Shut up,
Ronan.

I know you asked him to big me up.

But he told you.

Yeah.

So you can make a fool out of yourself
on the catwalk.

But I've got too much pride.

And even if I didn't, I wouldn't be
wearing that crap.

I'm going to get changed.

I'll come with you. No, just leave me
alone.

It's like a waste of my time, doesn't
it?

He dressed her up, poured wine down her
neck, promised her the earth.

I'm just glad I got there in time. Why
didn't you tell me?

I wanted to be sure before I started
pointing the finger.

Where is he now?

Probably running for the hills as per.

What do you mean, as per?

Look, I don't know what you lot think's
going on. Yeah, sure you do.

You may be able to whine and dine the
little girls who work for you, but here

have rules.

You better start talking before I call
the police.

Hang on.

Let's just calm down for one minute.
Wait, I may have had a brief lapse in

judgement, but I've done nothing wrong.

And I don't whine and dine my models,
thank you very much. To schoolgirls,

No.

I haven't done anything illegal.

You were in a position of trust.

I am trustworthy.

I took that kid, Vicky, to the office as
a favour.

She needed a dress to model in the show.

It was lunchtime, she was there.

She asked for a glass of wine, and I
didn't want to look mean.

Oh, how very generous of you.

And what did she have to give you in
return?

See, this is unacceptable.

Would you even be questioning me if it
was Ronan who had pizza? Yeah, but it

wasn't, though, was it? All right, back
down, Adana.

Let him speak.

He can talk a good game, all right. I
can tell you that from the start.

Well, I'm done with him, OK?

Adana and I had a brief liaison some
time ago.

I think she's letting that colour her
judgment.

Neil, I'm sorry I gave you the brush
off.

I would never, ever deliberately upset a
child.

Has anyone actually spoken to Vicky? I
told you she's upset.

Vicky is upset because you got the wrong
end of the stick. Yes, it probably is

my fault. I'm sorry.

Janice, can you bring up Vicky McDonald,
please?

You're not seriously suggesting we
believe anything she says in front of

are you?

Can you wait in Adana's office, please?

You know, why don't you just lock me up?

This is a witch hunt anyway.

If this is illegal, then why are we
doing it in the dining room?

Because it's legal doesn't mean it's not
risky. That's the point.

You're either in or you're not.

No, I'll just watch.

So all bets in, yeah?

That's how the rules are.

Whoever stays drinking at the end wins.

If you pee yourself, you'll be sick, you
pass out, whatever, you're out. End of.

Great. Problem? You're not up for it?

No, I'm in. Alright.

So... Shoot.

You're freezing.

This is stupid.

I think you should waste your time.

You may as well bow now.

I need to sweat for hours. Dude, I've
got plenty of room left.

Five, four, three, two, one. Come on,
Kyle, jump.

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.

Piece of advice.

Never give a woman a bum phone number.

He'll come back to her, won't you? Trust
me.

Look, I've told you, I just went with
him so I can get the dress for the

show. He flattered you? He led you on?
No, he never said that. You did.

If something's happened to you in our
care, or we accuse someone and they

haven't done anything... No, I am not
accusing him because he hasn't done

anything.

Practically threw myself at Dan.

Mr Hargrove.

And that's why I'm so upset, because I'm
such an idiot.

I embarrassed him on myself.

He knocked me back, and that's the
truth.

So can we drop it now, because I have
never been so ashamed in my life.

Just me and you now.

I don't think it's just a matter of
time.

Oh, wait.

Ooh.

Family size.

Oh, he's wet himself.

What?

What did he do?

I used to like you, Den. I thought you
were different to the other show -offs.

Turns out, you're even worse.

Everything's fine, Dan.

I'm sorry, but we had to get to the
bottom of this as an accusation had been

made.

I just wished you'd talked to us before
you left.

Well, she said she had permission as a
sixth -former. Yeah, well, technically

she did, but as a judgment call, I can
see that now.

Well, I think the less said about this,
the better for everyone concerned.

You know, believe it or not, I don't
enjoy upsetting people.

Thought you'd be at the so -called
fashion show. I'm just using every

I've got to work on my novel while
inspiration strikes.

You are writing a novel?

All you read is Mills and Boone and
Admiral's Ball, all is clear.

Yeah, well, you know what they say.
Write what you know.

Are you serious?

Don't mock.

I'm going to be laughing all the way to
the bank.

Admiral's Ball.

I know we're only a couple of chapters
in, but would you have a look at it for

me, please? No, it's not my sort of
thing, and I'd only end up hurting your

feelings. Well, you'll hurt them if you
don't look at it, and anyway, it might

surprise you.

You need to put mascara on.

Which one's the mascara?

It's the one that says mascara on it.

There's nothing on here that says
mascara.

I'll get it for you.

After all, it's my job and I'm not doing
the modelling.

So you're going to tell us what's going
on?

You're supposed to be a team.

I just got into trouble for leaving the
school without permission.

With Dan?

Yeah.

Nothing happened between you, did it?

No.

You sure?

Is it any of your business?

No.

But I like it to be.

Don't shoot your eyes.

Dear God, woman, you are depressed.

Thank you.

This, this, this is filth.

No, Grantley, this is romance with a
capital R. And by the look on your face,

am really good at it.

Well, that's as may be, but your plot's
non -existent. How?

Now, Ruby, look, you've got to plan.

Plot.

Context.

Characterisation. Story structure.

You've got to make the reader want to go
on a journey with you, Ruby.

See, at the moment, I wouldn't know
where to begin editing because apart

bit of carnal jiggery -pokery, I don't
know what it's about.

Grantley.

Grantley.

Why don't you write it with me? Don't be
ridiculous.

My ying to your yang.

Well, you can leave my yang out of it
for starters. Listen, you're the one

inspired me to push my creative
boundaries. Why don't you take a leaf

your own book?

What's stopping you?

Me? Writer, Mills and... Boone?

Why the hell not?

But even though I've made a complete tit
-out myself, I don't really have that

bothered.

Makes me see Rowling differently.

I don't even care if he's a chav.

Well? Chav or not, he spent his entire
lunch time making something for you to

model.

Because he thinks you're amazing.

It is hideous, though.

Oh, but no one's ever done anything that
sweet for me.

This is the way he looks at me, Jeff.

I cannot believe that I nearly blew it.

It's all over baby So

come

on how long do I have to wait my

apology don't push it Don't push it. You
just accused me of something I didn't

do. Only because of the way you treated
me.

It's assumed if you could do that,
then... Look, rightly or wrongly, people

judge you by your past actions, though.

Welcome to Passion for Passion.

I hope you're all going to enjoy today's
event.

Are you okay? You happy? You know what
you're doing?

Yeah, good. So keep smiling. Enjoy
yourselves.

Jack, can I have a word?

Seriously, I'm so sorry for getting you
into trouble. Oh, I've got myself into

trouble.

I wanted to say thank you for telling
the truth. A lot of people would have

just, you know, kept their mouth shut
rather than look silly, so thank you.

Please will you not tell Roman?

As if I would.

I know, but... I think he's just really
mad at you about the dress and

everything.

But even if he accuses you of anything,
please just ignore it.

I really don't want him to think that of
me.

That of you's crazy about you.

Thanks. That's quite cool.

Thanks.

I knew it!

I trusted you!

Oh, for God's sake.

Did you tell him? No, get back here, you
pervert! Not me!

Not me, not me!

We'll just wait for our steamed judge to
take his seat.

There's always something, isn't there?
Nerves on edge, artistic temperaments

running high.

Janice.

Janice.

Janice, we'll look after you while I go
and sort some things out.

Right. So?

It's probably best for them to stay back
there, yeah?

Right?

Oh, that's disgusting.

Ew. Tom, can you go off to Denzel?

I love you.

I had too much cola at lunch.

Well, how much is too much?

Tons. Cola.

Fizzy drinks.

It was a stupid competition, I told him.

Right, let's get you to the nurse.

I'm sure Mr. Mead and Mrs. Fisher would
like a word, too.

The period, Elias! Ronan, no, you don't
understand!

You've got this completely wrong!

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, there's been
a slight delay, but we're gonna sort it

out, so... But in the meantime...

I thought when I saw the two of you
together... I know what you thought.

That's what everyone seems to think
today.

But it's not true.

It was all me.

Roland, whatever you thought, it doesn't
give you the right to go around

attacking people.

So you consider this a first strike.

I think you should apologise to Dan.

No, Miss, that's not fair.

This was all my fault.

I've just made a complete fool out of
myself today.

You're not the only one.

I'm sorry.

I'm not pressing charges.

Well, at least you know to defend your
honour, Vicky.

I need to get this show started,
otherwise we're going to lose the

can I trust you to walk down the
catwalk, behave yourselves?

I don't think it's for me.

Sorry.

And without further ado, let me
introduce our first team. It's Team

Okay, you're looking beautiful. Quick,
go on, good luck!

Has that changed quick? Come on, girl.

If you like him, then show him, yeah?

And the evening wearing from Team Vixen.

Show him.

And the last minute entrance, Vicki
McDonald wearing a one -off Ronan Burley

Pune Vixen.

I celebrate. I celebrate.

It was a good job you were sick.

Yes, Mr Mead. It was stupid and it was
dangerous.

I'll see you both in detention now next
week.

Yes, Mr Mead.

I want you to go home and have a proper
meal, especially you if you haven't

eaten since yesterday.

Now, go on.

Up it.

Sorry. It wasn't me that dropped you in.
It was him.

See, me care.

So next time, we'll go for quality, not
quantity.

I told you.

There's not going to be a next time. I
call the shots.

Yeah, I thought you'd say that.

You're losing your bottle, aren't you? I
see.

Hello. Thank you very much.

I would like to say well done, really,
to all the team members for all their

hard work and enthusiasm.

And to the backstage crew making all
this happen.

Now, you may have noticed that we had
one or two little hiccups today.

But through all that, Miss Lowal never
lost sight of the fact that the pupils

this school really do come first.

To Miss Lowal for helping me help them.
Thank you very much.

So without further ado, it has been a
tough decision, but I have made one.

And the winning team is... Team

Vixen.

And they will win a week's worth
experience at my model agency, Model

And the winning model is... Jess Fisher.

And she will win a test photo.
Definitely a great promise there.

One word.

Stick to it.

Thanks so much to everyone for coming
along to the show today.

And this sort of event is exactly what
we're capable of when we all work

together. and I hope you'll join me in a
toast to passion for fashion.

I'm sorry.

I think I let what happened between us
colour my judgement.

That's all right, I can see why.

You know, I acted badly towards you.

I was a coward, you know.

I'd like to make it up to you.

Maybe a drink?

Do I look stupid?

No, I meant platonically.

No, don't.

I'm not that sorry.

Write what you know is all very well,
but you're not.

Well, I mean, how familiar are you with
admiral sports?

How many admirals do you even know?

Not many.

Well, no, you were a food tech.

Sure. Let's start with that.

So, how's my future looking at this
school after today's monumental cock

Pretty secure, really.

Eh? Well, don't get me wrong. If this
ever happens again, then you come to me

first. But Vicky could have been in real
danger.

So maybe it's a case of moderation?

What do you mean?

A little of Adana goes a long way.

And I mean little.

I was in the waiting room and I got your
message.

I guess we're having a baby.

You really want this, don't you?

I know we may not have planned it, and I
may not be the most mature father.

I will make mistakes.

And so will you.

But I love you, Jessica.

You sound so sure, but... This is how
sure I am.

Jessica Montoya, I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.

Will you marry me?

So he's like, yes.

Maybe just wait until we're off school
premises.

I don't think I can.

Look, I've got to tell you something.

I don't fancy Dan.

I totally know that now.

I just wanted to be somebody.

I mean, Jeff is always going on about
these older guys and it just makes it

like she is somebody.

I think you're somebody.

You know what I think about you already.

I know what you thought about me.

Do you know that dress that you made for
me?

It's the nicest thing that anyone's ever
done.

I've just been so selfish and stuck up.
I've not seen much right in front of my

eyes.

We'll start then.

Come on, I'll take you on.

See,

now that was close.

I told you it was too risky.

And you made it impossible not to.

Oh, no.

You are joking me.

Jonah's seeing Miss Montoya.

I know about you and Jonah.

Do you have any idea what you've done?

Jess hasn't got a prism for this.

I'm going to send electricity through
this cable.

Keep turning the power up so they can't
touch it anymore.

You're going to electrocute yourself.

For fun.

Be in with my dad earlier.

Made me realise that I'd have to choose
between you and my family. Tiff, please.

Don't. I know this sounds crazy, but
apart from the school uniform, it looked

like a lover's tiff. You do realise what
would happen if a teacher was more than

a teacher with a pupil, don't you? Yes,
I do, Chris.

But thanks for the reminder.

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