All language subtitles for Waterloo Road s05e15

OK, make sure you get your work
experience forms signed at the end of

placement, all right?

OK, off you go. Enjoy yourselves.

Ben, do you want to come with me?

Where are you going?

Well, Mr Sharkey didn't manage to get
his parental consent form signed.

I don't see why he should need their
permission. Well, it just means you're

going to have to spend another boring
week at school with me, doesn't it?

Hmm. Couldn't bear to be without you,
miss.

Ben, I thought you were supposed to get
a police name here.

I know, I messed up.

Sorry.

Well, you can always bunk off. I didn't
do that bad about it.

This place is the house that I took me
agent. Why didn't your parents thought

you out?

It's fine. We've still got evenings and
lunch times, yeah?

Come here.

Wait, wait.

Morning,

girls. What can I get you?

Sausage and egg sandwich, please. Extra
ketchup, extra sausage, extra egg. Me

two. Me three.

I'm over.

Porridge would sort you out better. Slow
release energy, no carb crash.

Oh, thank you. Blood, please.

Hey. Good gig, though, wasn't it? Shall
I go to the castle?

Yeah, to get away from you. What?

Really, I need a better plan.

A white noise is playing on the weekend.
Are you going?

Not now I know that you are.

Get these down here.

And don't drink so much in future.

Roll up for your kickstart breakfast.
You can't start the day without fuel.

I'm not really a breakfast person.

Most important meal of the day, Miss
Mason. Got to keep your energy levels

No, fine, I'll pass, thank you.

You're set for our meeting? I'm looking
forward to it.

Thought I'd bring our sous -chef here
along.

Show him the business end of things.

Very nice.

See you later.

What have you got to be so excited
about?

I don't know, just looking forward to
tonight.

Why are we coming in tonight?

I've got a place myself, haven't I?

I've got some romantic DVDs, takeaways.

We'd have to go home.

Sorry, I forgot about that.

Are you sure you're all right about
this? I mean, I thought we talked about

I just wasn't concentrating that well.

What time do you want me to come round?

About nine.

OK, cool. See you.

Morning. Hello.

So, am I right in thinking we've just
got the one issue to discuss?

The work experience kit.

So how's it going?

It's all sorted. We've just got one who
hasn't managed to get himself a

placement. Who's that?

Finn Sharkey.

Yeah, well, it's probably for the best.

He can't take orders from us. I don't
know how to cope in the real world.

OK, so if he's got such a problem with
authority, why don't we trust him with

some here?

Hmm? Show him teaching's not as easy as
he thinks.

Yeah, I suppose.

You're volunteering?

Me? I can't think of anyone better.

He could chat with you for the week, you
know, learn what it's like to be a TA.

Yeah, come on, by the end of the week
you could have your own little mini -me.

Mini -mead?

Are we sure that he can be trusted?

Well, don't you think you're doing good?

Adam jumped at the chance of helping
with Josh when I asked him. Oh, I wonder

why.

OK, let's get on.

Oh, come on.

Not that bad. It'll be fine.

Anyway, you've said you've got history
with him. Yeah, bad history.

He made my life a misery when I was an
NQT.

Yeah, but now you're a grown -up. You're
more than a match for him. Come on.

Have you confused the adults room

to the playground by any chance?

It's all right, Granley. He's doing work
experience with me this week. That is

some kind of a joke.

I'm afraid not, no.

You're going to have fun, aren't we,
Chris?

Shit. Hard work, more like.

Show you what it's like on the other
side of the desk.

We are pushed to condense a lifetime of
misery into one week.

Well, I would like a repeat
prescription, if I may, because I'm

I'm very happy to pop in and talk about
reducing the dosage when I pick up my

repeat prescription.

I don't want to speak to the
receptionist.

Oh,

I've always hated you.

Oh, well. I thought I'd had a bad night
till I saw you.

I thought he had a new sleep.

Is this the new boyfriend?

It's a happy night this week, isn't it?
And again tonight he's taken me to

Addison. So what's he like then? I don't
want to talk about him in case, you

know, I put a curse on it. It's just
that he makes me feel so special.

Oh, John was like that for a few years.

These days I'd be in competition with
his favourite chair.

Can't say I blame him.

What are you doing in here? Work
experience.

Planning to be a teacher, aren't I, sir?

Right. First rule, whatever is said in
this staff room stays in this staff

OK?

Right. Then... Toodle -pip.

Right, Mr Sharkey, here's your timetable
for the week.

Don't think this is going to be a
holiday.

Far from it.

No worries, Chris.

Okay.

I'm sure that neither of us are ecstatic
about spending the week together. No,

I'm thrilled, sir. Let's get something
sorted right now.

Oi! You three, stop messing and get
inside.

I'm not going to be putting up with any
of your crap today, you understand?

You might have had the run of me when I
was an MQT, but a lot has changed since

then.

You're the boss.

Once you've had a taste of being in
charge yourself, I doubt you'll go so

on us in the future.

Sounds like you've got it all sorted,
sir. I suggest you follow my lead to

with. See, your smart bat chat might
work in the playground, but it takes a

more than that to control a class.

The best trick is to assert your
authority from the start.

Show no weakness.

These year eights are a hard bunch to
keep focused at the best of times, but

with a fellow pupil in the class... All
right, settle down and find your seats,

please.

Settle down and find your seats, please.

Guys? Oi!

Sit down!

Now!

Yes, thank you, Finn.

Right, as you may have noticed, we have
a visitor with us today.

Mr. Sharky here is going to be acting as
our teaching assistant for the week.

Cool. Now, he's here to learn, just like
you, and I expect you to show him the

same level of respect and attention that
you show me, okay?

Yeah, Mr. Sharky, if you can hand these
textbooks out, please. No probs.

Pass them on.

Thank you, sir.

No worries, young lady.

Box. Boxer.

No, Pops, do.

Hey, hey.

I laid out on the roof today. It's
looking pretty special from the... Hey,

are you doing here? Did you finish
early?

Nah, I skipped out, didn't I? They
wanted me to clean a toilet. I went to

hairdresser, not a bath washer. You look
so much better here.

Get real, Sam. You've got no chance.

What? I'm just telling you, you're
wasting your time. It's well out of your

league.

You all right, Sam?

Was I hoping you could sort me out with
some of that staff discount you was

talking about?

I can only give you 20 % off, like I
said.

Shouldn't you two be at school?

Er, shouldn't you be at work experience?

No, we've got a free period, innit?

But we've got an away match tonight, and
our kit's starting to look a bit old

-school, so I was hoping you could sort
us out with something fresh.

Fuckin' bees, mate, they're well
-minted.

Yeah, you've got to be well -minted to
afford them as well.

Half or nothing in this shop, man, even
with the 20%. Well, there's some cheaper

stuff down, Fiona.

Ah, just leave it.

Maybe next time, yeah?

Maybe next time.

It's summertime in our little town,
there's sunny faces all around me. Maybe

next time, yeah.

You'll have to try harder than that to
impress him.

It's summertime in our little town,
there's sunny faces all around me. Yeah,

it's time to volleyball me.

I hope to lose this.

I'm warning you, stop it.

Last chance, come on, stop it.

You're going to have to be better than
that.

No. Come on, I'm warning you.

No. All right, man, we're leaving.

Keep your wig on.

I'll see you later.

You should come on in.

Near it.

Come with me.

I haven't done anything.

Open your bag, then, yeah?

It's okay. I've got this one.

Go on, then.

Go on.

I didn't do it.

I didn't do nothing.

Yes.

Mr Sharkey.

Yes, young man. What is it I can help
you with?

I don't know how to do this one.

Oh, yeah, they're repairing the bum
knees.

Do you have it now?

Is it true you got expelled from your
last three schools?

Denzel.

Let them get on with their work, please,
Finn.

Hey, yes it is, I'm afraid.

Some people just didn't quite have what
it takes to handle me.

Did they, Mr Mead?

That is enough, thank you.

See, the thing is, boys, anyone can be
given a position of authority, but it

doesn't mean that they're quite up to
the job. Right.

A word outside.

So I think it's my job to push them a
bit, you know, make sure they can hack

I won't ask you again.

Say, if enough of you were to stand up
now and started banging on the desks

during school. Right, get out of my
classroom now.

All right, dental. Sit down, please.

Temper. I thought you wanted to be
treated like an adult.

That was immature and pathetic.

You're the one who threw your dolly out.
Don't push me, Finn.

Just to show it to my authority, sir.

Might is bad.

They still on us?

No, they're long gone.

I didn't even put anything in my bag.
How come the alarm went off?

I forgot to take the tag off.

Well, you put those in there.

You said that you wanted them.

I didn't want you to nick them.

I'm sorry.

I was just trying to help.

What are we going to do?

I don't know, but we can't stay here for
too long, man. There's cameras

everywhere.

I know somewhere we can go. Come on.

Look at that one.

Do you get what I mean about Tear to
Skewer?

It's beautiful.

The light inside can tell us so much
about the subject.

You know, their character, their story,
their secrets.

It can give us so much depth of meaning.

What are you reading?

Photography.

I'm going to go because I've got a stack
of year nine homework to get through,

so I'll see you later.

Hey, that one's a nice one.

Hey, we could do a bar on this later,
get us in the mood.

Is that all you ever think about?

No, I was just... Because of the...
Yeah, well, you're supposed to

the images on a deeper level and let
them speak to you.

Yeah, I know.

Finn, staff room, please. We've got
marking to do.

You sure?

Thought you'd have given up by now, sir.

Now, I said.

But, sir... But, sir, nothing.

You're not even supposed to be here, are
you?

Can't see Finn.

No, we're going to have to wait until
he's free, like any other visitor,

you? After school, ideally.

Come on, then.

Wait here a sec, Finn.

You're well, aren't you?

Sorry, it's the only charm I could get
away from the office.

Look, uh...

Thanks for doing this for me, pal.

Yeah. Well, I can't see why you couldn't
have done it yourself.

I'm not exactly your mum's favourite
person at the moment.

No.

Mine neither.

She's right down there, just next to
mine.

Got a job for you.

You feeling like that?

How come the fleet's not hung over? I
was talking about it last night.

I know, dad's like a prat.

Who moshes now?

Your dad.

It's hardly appropriate, is it, girls?

Well, don't just stand there, Finn. Give
us a hand.

I suppose you've already heard your
mother's side of the story. Of course I

have. She's really upset.

She thought it was a trial separation.

Yeah, well, things haven't been right
for the past five... Ten years, you

Well, I would have told you sooner, but
you know what your mother's like. She

doesn't want you to worry.

Well, I'm a big boy. I think I can
handle it.

So who

is

she, then?

This new woman.

She must be pretty special if you're
throwing away 30 years of marriage.

She is.

You should meet her.

If you want to, that is.

Well, we'll have to eventually, Anna.

See what all the fuss is about.

It's the only thing we thought about in
Luxury.

Hey!

How did you know I worked here, you old
devil?

But I... I didn't.

Oops.

What, did you know each other?

Something like that, yeah.

Steph, this is... This is my son, Chris.

Chris, this is Stephanie.

My girlfriend.

I honestly had no idea that she worked
here.

What, and that makes it all right, does
it?

I'm sorry, I know this must have come as
a bit of a shock to you, but I'm

serious about this lady.

Well, you've seriously lost it. You've
thrown Mum away for her.

I don't believe you, Dad.

Chris! Finn!

Come on!

Might want to give him a minute.

He's under a lot of pressure at the
moment.

Miss Mester and I have spoken to the PE
department and the coaches and they are

both well up for Josh's new system.

Oh, that's great.

Adam, can I just have a word with you?
Sure.

Yeah, it's... I'm just a little bit
concerned because I hear that you've

spending time with some of the sixth
form girls outside of school.

No. I mean, I've bumped into them. We're
not bestie mates, if that's what you

mean. What are you implying?

Well, just really that you need to be
more careful because it's...

It's not appropriate, Adam. Surely you
can see that. What, share in the same

building?

I go where I go. If they pitch up,
that's not my fault, is it?

I don't like where you're going with
this.

But how can you expect the kids to
respect you if as soon as you leave this

place, you behave with no more maturity
than they do? Is that why you never go

out? Never do anything remotely fun?

No, because you're scared that a pupil
might see you and hate you for it.

You used to be a laugh. I mean, come on.

What happened?

It's called being professional. Drop the
superior act, Rachel. I don't need a

lecture. I know exactly where the line
is, and I haven't crossed it. Hang on. I

am not lecturing you. I'm simply
reminding you that you're a member of

here, and as such, you need to set an
example. Now, if you don't like that,

maybe you should consider whether you're
right for this school.

So you think there's only one approach
with these kids?

I didn't say that. Just because I'm not
a carbon copy of you, it does not make

me unprofessional.

And to be honest, Rachel, I'm offended.

So how long has your dad been dating
Miss Haydock?

Stay out of things that don't concern
you, Finn.

I thought if you were going to trade
your wife in for the new model, you'd

bit higher than that.

If you want the rest of the afternoon
off a compassionate leave, sir, I'm more

than happy to take your classes for you.
You think you've got it all figured

out, don't you? Seems to be doing all
right.

That's because you've had it easy so
far, believe me.

See, the year eights might have been won
over by your bad boy routine, but I

don't think the year twelves will be
quite as easily impressed.

Let's see how you get on with a class
full of grown -ups with a bit of respect

for authority, shall we?

Chris. Look, I know it came as a bit of
a shock, and I'm sorry that I put my

size fives in it, but I want to make it
up to you. Seriously, Steph, you'd

better just stay out of my way. And stay
away from me dad while you're at it.

Hey, you can't talk to her like that.

Don't tell me what to do. I am not a
kid. Now, stop acting like one, will

Get off me.

Come on, then.

Come on.

Come on. Get off.

Get off.

Wow. Brilliant.

High kicks, girly slap.

Have you two got any idea how ridiculous
you both look?

Well, clearly, we've got a lot to talk
about, so, Chris, why don't you...

Join your dad and me for dinner tonight
and we can try to get to know each other

better. I don't think so.

I already know you well enough.

Honey, I'll leave you both to it.

Impressive. Proper wrestling stuff that,
sir. She'll teach Sharky.

There you go.

No people, no cameras.

No one to bother with.

Perfect.

So, er, what are we supposed to do with
ourselves now, worry?

Same thing you always do when you bunk
off.

Have a bit of fun.

So you tell me you've never skived off
before in your life.

I'm the master, don't worry about me.
Well, then there shouldn't be a problem.

See if you're better than me.

That right there is Budgen's head and
he's lost at the races and he's in a

proper bad mood.

Miles off. Oh, come on then, if you
think you're any better.

You better get shooting, because he's
going to be asking for your overdue

coursework soon.

What's with you?

No, that was one piece.

I mean, I know it's not perfect. I can
understand that your dad dating your

colleague, you know, is a little bit
trisher. But he completely overreacted.

Thank you. I mean, it was like such a
spectacle.

You know, so ungentlemanly.

All Oliver wants is for us to make
friends.

You know, Ruby, you could at least
pretend to be interested.

You're just walking around like a zombie
these days. Why don't you try getting

some more sleep or something?

All right.

All right.

What does Oliver think?

Hey, Ross.

Sorry, miss.

I was just looking for somewhere quiet.
I'll get out of your way.

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

Oz.

It's just stupid relationships, that's
all.

It's no biggie.

That's not stupid.

Relationships can be really hard work.

It's just... Why do boys have to be so
immature all the time?

That's probably not my...

Area of expertise, if I'm honest.

But they do get better.

As they get older.

I promise.

It must be so much easier being with
someone that understands you and knows

you're thinking.

You know, you being... It's... Like,

women understand each other, don't they?

And they can, like, talk about emotions
and feelings and... Yeah.

But it can also be really frustrating
when two people in the same relationship

are just as emotional as each other.

Whatever's going on with you and Philip,
I'm sure together you can work it out.

Sir?

What's he doing here? Mr Sharky's here,
acting as my teaching assistant for the

week. OK.

You can't really expect us to take
orders from that shrimp.

We should be the ones teaching him.
Yeah, well, that's just the way it is,

afraid. He's here to learn, just like
you, and he's certainly not short of

confidence.

So, I imagine that you lot have got
plenty to teach each other, haven't you?

He'll be leaving this class, and I'll be
at the back.

Mr Sharkey, over to you.

If you could start by collecting the
homework assignments, please.

And now it's up to me. I hope you
understand.

No.

What are we doing?

I'm a cake person.

I'll give you anything if I do.

You know we shouldn't go back?

Like, go on the run.

It'd be so cool, just like Thelma and
Louise.

If Thelma was a bloke.

Or Bonnie and Clyde.

Yeah. You'd look really nice in one of
them hats.

Proper gangster.

You're crazy, you know that.

I'm not as crazy as your face when that
alarm went off. If you tell anyone about

me bagging it like that, I'll bang you
out, you know.

I won't want to ruin your bad man
reputation.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to ruin yours
telling everyone you're a tea leaf.

I don't really think there's that much
to ruin, do you?

Sam Keller, the shoplifter, ain't really
anywhere since Sam Keller, the scuzzer.

I wouldn't let what people think get to
you, mate.

He's the most popular lad in school.

Yeah, but you've got your own thing
going on, innit?

It's cool, I like it.

Cheers.

Assignment?

What about it?

Hand it over.

Do you really think I'm going to listen
to you?

Yeah.

So I'm your teacher as well, so you need
to do what I say.

Well, I can't be bothered to do mine.

What are you going to do?

All right, I'm sending you to the
cooler.

And how are you going to do that
exactly?

I'll drag you by your greasy hair if I
have to.

You can't talk to me like that.

Try it, Nappy Rash.

Nappy Rash!

You liar!

You liar!

You liar!

Sit back down.

You liar! You liar!

You liar! You liar! You liar! You liar!

Shut up!

You liar!

You liar! All right, that's enough,
Michaela. Sit back down, please.

in your chairs and assignments out.

Now, thank you.

It's not so easy after all, is it?

Whatever. Okay, Finn.

Lesson learned.

Why don't you go back to the staff room,
cool off and wait for me there.

I was just giving Finn a little letter
of responsibility.

Showing him teaching's not as easy as it
looks.

Let him lead the class.

Deep end and all that.

Oh, hang on a minute. Let me get this
straight. You've just pitched him

a class of Year 12. That's hardly fair
odds, is it?

He was showing off.

He insisted he could handle it.

So what?

You let a bunch of his peers prove him
wrong.

Chris, when are you going to step up?

You're the one that needs to help him,
not a bunch of 36 -formers.

He's going to think I'm going the same
way as Ariel, though.

Sam, there's a bit of a difference
between bagging someone shorts and, you

what he did.

Look, she blames herself. She thinks
she's a bad mum.

I'm sorry.

If you want me to get my mum to have a
word, make sure your mum's OK.

No, she'll be fine.

She's all right with the drinking and
stuff, it's just... I'm supposed to make

sure that... Me and Denzel don't do
anything wrong to make her feel bad

I reckon your mum's got it the wrong way
round.

We can't be carrying all that.

It's not fair. My mum loves me and that.
She tries her best.

We all take care of each other.

Paul, Miss Mason's had a call from the
shop.

So, Finn, we better go.

Finn.

You little... Chris.

What have you done that for?

I've been expressing myself.

Look at the state of it!

Definite improvement.

Isn't it pretty?

Stop that. Look, Finn, I don't know what
you're trying to prove, but... What's

up, sir?

Showing you up in front of your mates?

Embarrassed, you have I? To the cooler.

How awful for you. To the cooler, Finn!

Chris, I'm dealing with him.

Hi.

Um... Josh said that you'd be here.

Um... Wanted to apologise for earlier.

I just heard the girl giggling about you
and I... All came out wrong.

You know, I would have raised that issue
with anyone else.

I've heard of you.

I know you wouldn't want me to give you
any special treatment.

I'll take special treatment of a dragon
lady after my last tongue lash.

Can you actually ever be serious?

Rachel, I was actually going to come and
find you.

I think you had a point.

Some of the kids might not have known
where they stood.

And I do need to keep more of a
distance.

What brought this on?

When I'm wrong, I admit it.

But you won't hear me apologise for what
I said about your work -life balance.

You can't be a teacher 24 -7.

You need to let your hair down
sometimes.

I mean, tell me, when was the last time
you had some fun?

Fun?

Oh, er... OK, what kind of fun do you
mean? Well, any kind of fun. Out -of

-school fun.

Evenings, weekends.

Is it point proven?

Look, I just... I don't care about you.

I think you need to leave Miss Mason at
work occasionally and just be the old

Rachel again.

I really liked her.

A lot.

Get in.

You are a little sod. Do you know that?

See, I thought if we gave you a bit of
responsibility today and treated you

an adult... Like you are. You what?

Daddy doesn't love Mummy, so you lose
it.

I thought you were going to start
crying. Right, that is enough it.

Don't blame me because your dad's riding
round town on a school bike.

Your mum must be a right minger if he
dumped her for Miss Adolf. That is

Are you going to whip me or are you just
going to go run into the head and get

me expelled because you just don't know
what to do with me?

It's like last time.

Dealt with it? That boy is a nightmare.

He's unteachable.

The little sod knows just what buttons
to push.

I hate him.

I know.

No teacher should feel that.

But I actually hate him.

No, you hate that he knows how to get to
you.

And that you've never known how to deal
with him.

He always seems to have won over on me.

Maybe you need to try a different
approach.

What I thought I had today.

Chris, look, this school is full of
challenging pupils.

Yeah, Finn is not the last one you're
going to come across.

I'm going to have to deal with this,
aren't I?

Got your text, didn't I?

You never said you should come.

So?

I'd rather be with you.

Is that what you mean?

Well, I don't.

Okay?

So what are they going to do?

Are they going to check you out? Amy!

Just go away, yeah?

Look.

No offence.

I just don't want anyone round right
now.

Finn, Mr Mead wants to have a chat with
you. Can you come with me?

Mason got you on detention, then?

I shouldn't have made you take that
class by yourself, Finn.

I could have handled it.

Yeah, well, nevertheless, I let the
situation go too far.

I'm your teacher.

I'm supposed to be protecting you, not
making you feel vulnerable.

I'm sorry.

But, as part of that protection,

I get to tell you what to do.

And you might not like that, but the
fact is, you have to deal with it.

And I have to deal with you.

I can't keep leaving you for other
people to sort out.

And I don't know what it is that I am
supposed to say or do to get through to

you, Finn.

But I played it wrong today.

I messed up.

I might again.

The chances are, I probably will.

But we are not going to be chucking you
out.

So if this anti -authority thing that
you've got going is to get yourself

excluded, then you might as well drop it
right now.

You can scoff and you can kick off as
much as you like, but I am as stubborn

anything and you won't be getting rid of
me.

So, I'm here to help you with the first
part of your punishment.

Get scrubbing.

This stuff's a nightmare to get off.

You feel quite like a girl.

Yeah.

Seems I'm not great at being told how
things are going to be either.

Might be something you want to work on,
sir.

Less chat, more elbow grease.

So you'd like to explain to me what on
earth has been going on today?

Well? I'm sorry, miss. It's me that knit
the shorts, miss.

Just thought it'd be a bit of a laugh,
really.

Wind Sam up.

I was always going to take him back.

I just didn't realise she was going to
chase after me and hunt me down.

Is that right, Sam?

Bolton, I'm so disappointed.

I really thought that you'd outgrown all
this behaviour.

Shoplifting, come on!

You should have been in school.

So is Miss.

Well, luckily for you, I've persuaded
the shop not to press charges on the

understanding that you were there for
free for the next four Saturdays.

But you know what? That doesn't change
the damage you've done to this school's

reputation.

And to your own.

Well, you can expect at least...

A month detention for this.

And I will be talking to your mum when
she gets back. Come on, both of you,

let's get you out of there.

Dan, wait.

Can I trust you not to get involved in
anything like this again?

Can I?

Why did you get the blame like that?

It's nothing big. Don't worry about it.

I'd rather people think I'm a cheapskate
shoplifter than a wuss who legs it for

the sound of an alarm, innit?

Got a reputation to keep.

Yeah, well, I don't think you'd do that
for me.

There he is! The hard man himself,
bogged and smiling!

Too rightly.

I've just been dealing with the feds,
you know.

I didn't think you two would be here.

Thought you might have a lopped off
together.

No chance, me.

Well, tonight's the night.

The big dinner with Meade, junior and
senior.

A bit nervous, actually. I mean,
Christopher's made it quite clear how he

so I just hope he does turn up, because
all of us could really do with this

support. I mean, it's hardly like I'm a
scarlet woman. Will you just stop going

on about your ruddy fancy man?

Do you know, all day long, you have been
banging on about your love life, and

I'm pretending to listen because I'm
your friend, but, you know, you haven't

a clue what's going on for me, and you
don't care.

Well, excuse me for talking about my
life for once, after listening to you

wanging on about your boring problems
for God knows how long.

Sorry.

Sorry, Steph.

It's just...

You know, me and John.

No, it's nothing. It's fine.

Are you sure?

Absolutely, yeah. And look, I'd better
get off because we're having a talk.

Okay.

Good luck.

And you know, I am always here for you.

There's always a bottle of wine or
seven.

Chez moi.

Thank you.

You waited?

I can't believe you stayed.

Come here.

So what happened with Mead?

He's full of crap.

But he'll get this.

Come on.

What is this?

I said I'd get your life away from
school.

Ta -da!

I hate to run your parade out this way
from school.

Well, don't upset your progress by
pushing your two -eyed too fast. Baby

First we get you rebelling at school,
we'll handle the big wide world later.

Mmm, popcorn.

We can't watch a film without popcorn.

Do you know nothing?

Tonight's screening.

Rita Sue and Bob Taylor. Do you remember
we sneaked in to see it? I remember you

nearly forgot your date of birth.

You nearly got us kicked out.

You ate all the popcorn.

Will my portly past never be forgotten?

Just give it a chance, Reg.

Just give it a chance.

Look,

Oliver, I'm sure he'll come round.

You know, given time.

That's out here. He's pretty stubborn.

I'm not about to let him ruin this for
us.

My chair, is it?

Of course it is sunny. I'll take a pew
of that.

Look, can I just, um... ..apologise for
what I

said today to both of you?

Turns out I didn't handle things as well
as I could have done and...

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Me too.

If you felt like that, I've handled
things badly or insensitively.

Sorry.

Right, well, that's that out of the way.

Let's have a top -up.

Shall I be mother?

That's the one.

How do you know he'd be here?

Heard some talking about it earlier.

You sure this is a good idea, Finn?

Why don't you just forget about it? I've
got to show him, Amy.

I thought you understood that. I thought
you got me.

Well, how can I if you never let me know
what you're really thinking?

We're supposed to be soulmates, but you
never talk to me about anything proper.

You just treat me like one of them.

Do you trust me, Finn?

Yeah, of course I do.

Talk to me, then.

Look, what is it about me that's got to
you?

It's full of crap.

You know, we can work through this and
that. It's all crap.

Treats me like I'm this little project.

You've got to show him.

OK.

Then let's show him.

I won't let you down, Finn.

I love you.

Hold on, sorry.

Boys! In the face!

What?

What? It all moves from the 80s as well.
I can't believe I've been marked on my

seduction technique.

You're not learned any new tricks.

Now, listen.

Could Madame be so impertinent as to
inquire whether Monsieur could join her

back upstairs for a nightcap for chance?

Absolutely not.

Taxi, Madame.

Sorry.

Ruby, what are you doing here? What's
happened?

It didn't really work out as I'd planned
with John.

And he's kicked me out.

Didn't want to...

I didn't want to spoil your night, but I
didn't know what else to do.

Come here.

Well, I suppose you'd better come back
to mine.

I'll, er... Chris, do you mind if I jump
in with you? Yeah, of course.

Lucky escape.

Come on. Look!

Oh, I don't believe this!

I'm going to have to leave Ethan.