All language subtitles for Waterloo Road s05e05

Welcome to Waterloo Road. Welcome to
Waterloo Road, ladies

and gentlemen.

I know me John Foster's to look at, but
I can assure you I'm applying the same

high standards on the inside.

Yeah, what?

Morning. What? Take a photo of that one.

Now then, lady.

No misbehaving today, remember?

You can show your parents how successful
this merge has been. Got it?

Take a look at what happened. Talk to me
slowly. Talk to me slowly.

Morning, Stephanie.

Morning, Jo.

You all ready for the open day?

May we?

Absolute mob. Here you go.

What's this?

Your next training course.

You seem to get so much out of the last
one, I thought I'd make it a regular

event. Great!

Look forward to it.

Bye.

I thought you enjoyed that course.

Yes, as a one -off. It doesn't mean I
want to do more.

Didn't look like she was giving you too
much choice.

Then I shall have to persuade her
otherwise, Grantly.

A certain time on a technique that I
used to employ when a certain Jack

wanted me to do extra work.

You can't seriously think you're going
to flirt your way out of this.

Not she likes women the same as you lot.

Tom, there is absolutely no reason why
Joe Lipset will be any less acceptable

my womanly charm than the rest of you.

Morning, girls.

Careful!

What have you got in here?

Well... It's an open day for Max. I'm
not exactly going to give him corned

sandwiches, am I? Yeah, but I didn't
think a school's catering budget

to beluga caviar. It didn't. We did.

What? Oh, John, I've put it on the
company credit card.

Ruby! I think you can afford it. It
would have been nice to have been asked.

Well, money you earn. I don't even need
to be here. Excuse me, young man. You

and your little girlfriend. Take this
inside.

You know where it goes.

Chop, chop.

Hi. Good morning, everybody.

As you know, today's open day is a
golden opportunity to demonstrate to our

governors and parents just how
successful this merger has been.

Now, I can't stress how important it is
we use today to work together.

United.

HODs, you should have your subject
displays ready in the main hall.

Throughout the day, there'll be class
tours, so if you could all make sure

your lessons are running as smoothly as
possible, these itineraries will let you

know what time you can expect us.

Rachel, Chris, Kim, myself will be doing
the coordinating.

Any trouble, any questions, don't
hesitate to ask.

Have a very good day.

The quicker we get this over and done
with, the quicker we can stop pretending

to like each other and get back to
normal.

Ooh, is that for the buffet?

I prefer to call it a selection of high
-quality hors d 'oeuvres. Really?

That's expensive.

Well, it was.

I bought them myself.

I thought I'd bring a little bit of
class into school. At least I can do.

Seeing as I'm not condemned to spend the
rest of my life here, like the rest of

you. The governors were not expecting
until lunch, so we can concentrate on

taking the parents around until then.
Most of them will probably be John

Foster's, so I thought it best if I do
the introductions.

I'm sure I could have handled that.

Of course.

I just think they might need to see a
familiar face.

But these are high -achieving kids with
even more demanding parents. We need to

show them that we can be trusted with
their education.

I understand that, Max. I just don't
think we should ignore other pupils in

process. Fine.

But we need to prove that this merger's
been a success.

Otherwise, it's not just my reputation
on the line, it's the entire school's.

Now, I promised the LEA I could turn
this place around. If they hear anything

different after today, they're going to
look to hold someone accountable.

Okay?

Rach, he's a good guy deep down. He just
wants the best for the school.

You seem to care an awful lot about him.

Look, I wanted to talk to you, actually,
about earlier. It's all right, Kim, I

know.

I saw you and Max together last week
after school.

I didn't mean to tell you, I just... You
didn't.

Look, your private life is none of my
business anyway. I know, but I didn't

you to think that I was going behind
your back.

Max is such a private person.

Ladies and gentlemen,

a very warm welcome to our open day. If
I could just make the introductions,

most of you will probably know me from
John Foster's Max Tyler.

I'm here to oversee the redevelopment of
Waterloo Road as executive head.

Christopher Meade, you may also
remember.

acting as deputy here, Kim Campbell,
head of pastoral care, and last but not

least, Rachel Mason, head teacher.

Now, we're going to split you into
groups and give you a couple of pupils

take on a tour.

Ms Campbell has very kindly put on a
magnificent display of our best artwork

down the corridor.

Our food tech group will be preparing
your lunch, and all our heads of

department will be back here during
break to talk to you in person.

So, if I could take the first few
couples, Mr and Mrs Porter, Mr and Mrs

if you'd like to follow me.

And I'll have Lister, please, Jewett and
Dodd.

Remember, smooth, equal slices,
everyone.

Good morning, welcome.

This is our new food technology block,
which we've invested a lot of money in.

Hopefully it gives a chance to train the
next generation of Jamie Oliver's.

We're just about to make a start on the
crudités, actually.

What?

Sprout from raw vegetable.

Some of you may recognise Mrs Fry from
John Foster's, one of our most

accomplished teachers, and as you can
see, working wonders here too.

You're obviously on top of things as
usual, Mrs Fry.

Oh, thank you. I mean, some of them are
a bit rougher than we're used to, but

you just have to work a bit harder at
smoothing the edges. No, no, no, no.

Wouldn't expect to be served that at
Claridge's, would you? She wouldn't

Miss, we're not even in Claridge's. It
doesn't matter. Your presentation should

be just as high. It's as much about how
something looks as it is about how it

tastes.

Michaela.

Right, if you'd like to move along,
perhaps.

I don't think it's news to most people.

Michaela.

Let's go and have a little chat in my
office, shall we?

Carry on.

Zero tolerance today, Michaela.

Do you want to get thrown out?

Or why does that care about impressing
your John Foster's lot?

Because we're all Waterloo Road now,
whether you like it or not.

And if you don't start working together,
the only reputation that's going to

suffer is your scores.

Well, it doesn't matter what we do.
You're still going to think you're

than us.

Do me a favour and stand up straight.
Take your hands out of your pockets.

Go on.

Neck straight.

Chin up.

Pull your tummy in.

Go on.

You look about three inches taller.

Good posture.

That feels better already, doesn't it?

You know, it's not just about how you
present the food that's important. It's

how you present yourself. Why do you
care how I present myself?

You're not in your fancy private school
now.

Yes.

Yes, I have had a drop in circumstance.
It doesn't mean I've had to drop my

standards. You know, you come from a
deprived working class school.

You don't have to enforce the lazy
belligerent stereotype.

It doesn't matter what you've got or
where you come from.

There's no reason you shouldn't demand
the same high standards from life as the

rest of us.

You just have to work a little bit
harder for them.

Same as you, you mean.

Right.

You can stay in here and sulk and
confirm to that John Foster's lot that

not good enough for them, or you can get
out there and prove that you are.

Yes, yes,

if I can.

As you can see, we've started to do team
teaching from classes where we feel

it's appropriate.

We find that it helps the weak levels
and also some of our members of staff.

You could just make your way back to the
hall and we can continue with the talk.

Listen, can you all just carry on with
your work? Keep the noise down. I'll be

two minutes.

Okay.

Jo.

I think we made quite a good team.

Must be the chemistry.

I feel like a changed person since I've
been on that course.

You'll be really looking forward to the
next one, then.

Well... That's actually what I wanted to
talk to you about.

No, no, no, no.

I just think that I would benefit from
some one -to -one sessions with you.

Well, come on, it seems it might just
send me on some daft course where I can

learn from the very best right here.

Right. We could keep things informal,
have a few drinks, maybe go to one of

those bars.

What exactly is one of those bars, Daph?

One of those bars where there's No men,
so I won't be distracted.

Ah.

Well, it'll be good to have a change now
and again.

Oh,

that's better. That's much better.

Hey, club.

We've got a nap stop here.

I can't believe this.

Is there a problem, mate? No.

Everything's fine.

I won't be a sec.

Helen, Helen.

If you couldn't do me a favour, I've
gone the depths for the crudités.

I'm going to have to pop home and get
them. Could you come and fool me? Well,

no, I would go back to work.

I won't be long. 20 minutes.

Thank you.

Well, admittedly, our A to C grades
aren't amazing, but they are up on what

were last year.

Still not a patch on John Foster's?

No, but we are trying very hard to
improve them.

You're going to have to work harder
then, aren't you?

Aye.

You didn't expect me to miss our son's
open day, did you?

No, of course not.

Jordan, if you could show our parents to
the assembly hall.

Nice to meet you.

Good to see you again.

How are you getting on all right?

Great. Yeah, I've just seen Josh's
latest art project. He's top of the

apparently. Right.

Excellent.

Well done, mate.

Well, I could ask you the same question.
You're supposed to be at work, aren't

you?

Oh, look, don't get up.

Why?

Please, just stay here. Let me deal with
it, please.

Why? Are you trying to hide from me?

John.

Oh, my God, I don't believe this.

Ruby, it's not what you think.

Mr. Fry?

Oh, it's through there to the left. I'll
be with you in a minute.

John.

Excuse me!

What the hell's going on? I wanted to
tell you. Tell me what the hell's going

on!

The company's gone under. Went into
receivership two weeks ago. We're

Sorry.

Bankrupt?

We had all our money invested in new
developments.

We can't shift it. We know when the
market collapsed, didn't we? Can you...

you... We're having a conversation here.
Can you just stop, please? Don't leave

Ruben. You can't do this. You can't let
him do this job.

Ruben, we're in debt, big time.

We need to pay it back.

Have you two noticed anything strange
about Steph lately?

Oh,

come on, guys.

Look, if there's something going on, I
want to know.

Look, if there's one thing you should
have learned about Steph, John, she'll

anything to get out of a bit of hard
graft.

Including giving your side of the fence
a shot in the hope that she can get out

of going on another of your training
courses.

No.

You can't seriously be telling me that
she'd rather try it on with me than go

another course.

Well, um...

There's only one way to find out.

Hmm.

There you are. I thought Mrs Fry was
taking this class.

It's serious. She'll be back any minute.

What were we meant to do until then?
We're supposed to have this lunch ready

an hour. Just, um...

Oh, we just got on with what she sent
you before break.

Oh, we're supposed to be doing a safe
testing thing, innit? Well, check these.

They're well expensive.

I doubt you were. So can you put them
back, please?

Uh, Bolton.

Oh, that's me.

Bolton.

We've got to try it before we serve it.

Look, can you just put it back?

Please. Bolton, just give me it. Give me
it. Bolton.

Bolton.

Ruby.

What are you doing?

We need to talk. Get this sorted.

No, you need to get it sorted and I need
to get back to work.

Please, you don't have to be like this.

How do you expect me to be, John?

Hooray! You've thrown it all away.

Ruby, wait.

Not to you, Miss Hopewell.

I've trusted you to keep us safe and
you've failed. Look, I tried, but it's

as... You didn't!

You've lost us everything.

I took a risk. That's how we got all our
stuff in the first place. Take another

one. Get it back.

I've tried. Can you not see that?

Do you know, all I see is you lying to
me the last couple of months, telling me

everything's fine.

How could you let me find out like that,
John?

Because I knew you'd act like this when
you did.

caring more about your precious
lifestyle than you do about me.

You what?

Have you asked me one question about how
I feel about this yet? It's you who's

got us into this mess!

Yeah, and it's me who's killed himself
for the last two months getting us out

it! Whilst you spend any money we've got
left on expensive, pointless crap!

Just to show off what you've got! Our
house is about to be repossessed, and

we've lost everything!

Anyone can blame it on me!

Spending some money on a few
ingredients!

And designer clothes, and... boxes full
of jewellery, and top of the range

everything else you just have to have.
It's not my wardrobe that's bankrupt,

flaming company.

No, but it didn't exactly help.

It's all you seem to care about, Ruby.

I mean, would you actually have
preferred it if I had been having an

that it? At least we could have got
through that job and got...

Okay.

Mind telling me what the hell's going
on?

Um, we're having a few issues.

Yes, I heard. So did most of the flaming
school.

I did tell John that... Ruby, things
might be tough for you right now, but

is an important one for me too. And I
could do without a key member of my

having a screaming match down the
corridor while I'm trying to show

around. Sorry.

That it won't happen again.

I need every one of my John Foster's
team on top form right now.

Particularly you.

Can you handle that?

Yep.

Is there a problem?

No.

We're done now, aren't we, Ruby?

Good.

Um, the LEA reps arrived.

All right.

It's all right. I can speak with her.

No, it's fine. I'll do the introductions
myself.

Max,

this is Jennifer Headley from the LEA.
Have you met before?

Of course.

Good to see you again.

I've just been telling Jennifer about
the tours and things. Do you want me to

show around?

Do you know what?

I'll take Jennifer around myself one to
one.

Gives us a chance to catch up.

Did you see how crazy she went?

Divorce. Divorce.

Everything all right?

Yes, it's fine. It's my kick -ass.

Right, let's pick up where we left off
before break, shall we?

Miss, you OK?

Yes, I'm fine, thank you.

Carry on where we left off before the
break, shall we?

Miss,

we can't.

Half your stuff's missing.

Where's it gone?

This is £150 a pot.

It's not pot metal.

Well, I hope you've kept the receipt
because you might need your money back.

Do you think this is funny?

Just saying. Sounds like you need to
make some cutbacks.

No, I think she's right, actually.

I suppose my life is one big joke to you
all now, isn't it?

So, how are things going today?

A lot easier if certain members of staff
let me get on with my job.

Rachel. She thinks she has an answer for
everything.

Sounds like someone else I know.

Isn't there some clause you can use to
get rid of her?

I'm not here to make an assessment, Max.
The governance will make up their own

mind about Rachel's capabilities.

And our relationship stands for nothing,
does it? No, this is business,

remember?

I want you to see what I've done with
her kids. Just remember, it's my

initiatives and not hers that have done
it.

and clean this mess up.

Do it!

Ruby,

what's gone into you?

Jen?

Long time no see. How are you? Good,
thanks. You?

Same as always. Keeping Max in check.

We need to keep a closer eye by the look
of it.

Why, what's wrong?

Chris, look, could you close this
corridor off for me, please? I don't

parents coming down here.

Sure. Is Ruby okay?

Yeah, she'll be fine.

Is there anything I can do?

Uh, maybe you could just wait in the
hall while I've got this sorted out.

Oh, we should probably run for dinner
soon. It's been too long.

Sounds great.

Chris, I could do with people not
knowing I'm married, okay?

Especially not Kim.

What's going on?

You and Kim.

What can we do with the help today,
Chris?

Oh, God, sorry.

Help me sort this out.

Keep an eye on Jennifer, okay?

Please.

It's the boys' elevator, is it?

I've just got a bit of a situation in
there.

Right. Do you want to come in with a
quick word? Yeah.

I'll leave this with you, yeah?

Yeah.

You look so upset. I'm the one who's got
to clean up your mess.

May?

May?

So we're left. If you could carry on
straight down to the next class along,

please, ladies and gents.

I'm afraid you've had a bit of a
spillage up here.

Oh, I'll come and catch up with you.

What's going on?

There's been a bit of an incident with
Ruby at the lunch. Are you serious?

I'm not sure.

You'll have to ask Max.

Oh, Chris, you know who this woman we've
got in at the moment from the LEA,

Jennifer Hadley? Do you know anything
about her?

She's just the usual local authority
troubleshooter, I think.

Jennifer?

Are you OK?

Max, this is a question for you.

He was busy. I thought I'd show myself
around.

Maybe we could have a chat instead.

I could probably do with a different
perspective for once.

Have you and Max met a few times before
then?

You could say that, yeah.

Jennifer?

Max has asked me to talk to you about
some of the things that we're doing in

science. Is now a good time?

Yeah.

Looks like we'll have to do this later
then.

Yeah. Enjoy.

Someone must have dropped them down
there.

I don't know what the big deal is. They
don't even taste nice.

Come on, aren't you going to thank me?
You can get some money back off them.

£9 .50?

It's caviar substitute.

They're £4 .75 a jar.

Didn't think I'd trust you lot with a
real thing, did you?

Well?

You've got them back now.

At least you've got something to smile
about.

Do you have any idea what I am having to
deal with right now?

Yeah. We heard you out there.

Don't catch me freaking out like that
when Bolton broke up with me.

Do you honestly think this is anywhere
near the same?

Michaela, it's not some teenage break
-up.

It's serious.

Yeah, me and Bolton were serious.

It's not even in the same league.

I've lost everything.

Everything.

This morning, you told me it didn't
matter what you had or where you came

You don't mean that, then?

Et voilà.

Madame.

Et madame.

Bienvenue.

Hey, we've got much more interest than
the other department.

It'll be down to that chemistry you
mentioned earlier.

Regular Thelma and Louise, you and me.

Well, you bring the Cadillac, I'll bring
the gun.

Call me crazy, Steph, but I...

And I forget it's ridiculous.

No, no, no, go on.

Well, I can't help but feel there's been
a bit of a different vibe between us

lately.

C 'est possible.

I mean, more than just a work colleagues
kind of thing, right?

It's just that I'm starting to see you
in a whole different light.

And, you know...

I can make sure that you never, ever
have to go to another training course

again.

If you and I become a tight unit.

Je ne suis pas pour vous.

Je te vois venir.

Mais oui.

Meet me in my room in five minutes.

Talk about everything private.

You're going to do a job and you just do
it properly.

You know what?

Do it yourself.

You made the mess.

Mr Tyler asked you to do it. Yeah, Mr
Tyler asked you to do lunch.

Yeah, well.

Not going to be able to rescue any of
that lot, am I?

Fine.

Give up.

Prove you know better than the rest of
us.

Going to have to get used to doing all
that fancy crap anyway.

Like us chaps.

Ruby, are you okay? I heard there was a
problem.

Um, no, I'm fine, thank you.

What's happened?

Um... I had a little wobble.

Earlier.

Okay.

Well, Rose and Candice are on their way
in now. Oh, right.

Great, because they can give us a little
hand getting lunch together.

Rachel, do you think they might have
some leftovers in their fridge?

I'm sure they have. Yeah, I'll get some
kids to help out.

It's great that you're getting the kids
so involved with the sciences.

Well, my teacher always made it sound so
exciting when I was a kid.

If I can infuse their mouth as much as
he did me.

Uh, uh, Chris, have you been looking
after him? Yes, I've been very

I just need to have a word with him. If
you want to go through to the hall,

we'll join you.

I think I can probably move around the
hall unaided, Max.

Are they okay?

I'm really not happy about being dragged
into all this. I know, I appreciate it.

How long are you going to keep it up?

And what about Kim?

You ever going to tell her that you're
married?

Jen and I have been on the rocks for a
long time. Whatever you think, I'm

serious about Kim.

Just not serious enough to be honest
with her.

What's happened this month? I'm always
starting to get hungry. You're going to

have to wait.

Guy, if you'd like to follow me, we'll
just go and see Mr Clarkson and a

football match in action before lunch,
OK?

Come on.

I thought you were never coming.

Oh, yes.

Just freshening up.

You don't know how long I've waited for
this stuff.

Does that mean you won't be breathing
down my neck with any more self

-improvement courses?

Well, I can't vouch I won't be doing the
breathing part, but whatever you want.

As long as you give me what I want.

You see, I knew it the first time I ever
laid eyes on you.

But you were one of us.

Do you? Of course I did.

All the signals were there.

It's not sure that you knew yourself
yet, right?

Nope.

I mean, this is what you want, isn't it,
Dad?

Because if it is, I can make your life
so much easier for you.

And drop the axe at death.

Exactly what you're playing at.

And if you seriously think that you can
flirt your way out of being in trouble

with me, you're even more naive than I
thought you were.

Worth a try?

No, it wasn't.

I don't...

See our names on your little menu.

Well, I can fix that. I can get some
more done. Can you have us sponsored by

your bankrupt company too?

Right, look, there's been a change of
plan and I really, really need

your help.

Please.

Right, I'll have a look and see what
we've got at Fridges.

Well, you'll be hard -pressed to get
anything from what we've got left.

Dr. Libby doesn't come till tomorrow.

Well,

we'll

just have to make do with what we've
got, won't we?

Come on, Josh, put your back into it.
Don't be scared.

The facilities will all be upgraded in
time. Mr Clarkson here, he's had to

rework the line -up since John Fussell
joined, isn't that right, Tom? Yeah,

get on great when they've got a mutual
enemy to work against.

Oh!

Yes, see that Josh is getting stuck in
there. Yeah, let's get that from his

then.

Sorry, have I said something?

No, it's fine. I just haven't got round
to carrying anyone yet. Right.

Telling us what?

Josh is my son.

Right.

Oh, congratulations.

We should be just about getting to
lunch.

Ruby?

Here.

Right.

Gloves, please, Michaela.

One each.

Thank you.

Lovely. Rachel, there's something about
this lunch.

Ruby's handling it.

I thought I told you to keep her out of
it. Are you deliberately trying to

undermine everything I do?

Ladies and gentlemen.

If I could just have your attention, I'm
afraid we've had a slight technical

hitch with your lunch.

But it now seems that we're

ready for you.

Apologies for the delay.

Chris, I don't think I can do much more,
then. What?

He's been bad -mouthing Waterloo Road
all day, hanging his own staff out to

and acting like everything's OK when it
just isn't. And I think that someone

should let Jonathan know the truth.

Rachel.

What?

There's something you should know about
her and Max before you say anything.

Come on.

You know Josh hates football.

He told me he's starting to like it.
That's because he wants you to like him.

We've obviously got a lot to learn about
each other.

We've not exactly been given much time,
have we? Yeah, I know.

I did a stupid thing.

I'm sorry.

He needs you in his life, Tom.

I just wish I hadn't taken that long to
realise it.

No, I... I wouldn't have been ready
then, to be honest.

What's done is done.

There's no point worrying about it.

If we're going to be any sort of a
family to him, then we've got to get

Start getting on for his sake.

I'm going to start paying more attention
to what's going on in his life.

Still trying to teach him he likes
football.

Josh!

They're married?

Yeah.

He's full of surprises.

Oh, you don't know the half of it.

You know about Kim, then?

I can't keep pretending to myself that I
stand a chance here anymore.

Max clearly wants me out. His wife's in
charge of the borough.

If he wanted to use his wife to get rid
of you, he'd have done it ages ago.

Trust me, he's got far more to worry
about in this than you have.

Look, if people start thinking that he
only got the job because of her, he'd be

finished.

Believe me.

Ruby, you've really done wonders with
this lunch.

Mmm, corned beef.

Well done, Ruby.

It makes for a refreshing change to have
some good, honest fare instead of the

usual poncy nonsense you get at these
things.

I'm not lucky to get anything at all
after this afternoon's performance.

Look, I am sorry about what happened
earlier, and I know that I didn't handle

very well.

You've done well on it, Ruby, really.

We've all allowed our personal lives to
affect our work at one time or another,

haven't we?

We try to support our staff whenever we
can, don't we, Max?

Max, why don't you show your support for
your team for once instead of trying to

take all the credit for yourself?

Excuse me, everyone, if I could have
your attention, please.

I'd just like to say a very big thank
you and congratulations to all our

old and new, who have been working...

behind the scenes today to make sure
that this merger and Open Day has been

a great success.

I'm sure that all our visitors will
agree with me when I say that we

have found a better school to join than
Waterloo Road.

Kim, I'm so sorry we didn't get a chance
to speak earlier today.

No, no.

Jennifer, I think that we'd better get
you going. Your taxi will be waiting.

Right. It was nice to meet you, though.
Maybe next time. Yeah. Bye -bye.

Voila.

Fully registered.

Start the course next week.

That's all right, Steph.

Made it pretty clear that you didn't
want to go. No, I do.

I do, and I've got to stop avoiding
responsibility.

And start working with me?

Mm -hm.

Honestly? Mm -hm.

And there's someone else that could do
with an apology.

Hey, why?

I didn't make her smash the classroom
up. No, but you've not exactly been

supportive since she's been here.

Something globes.

Let's just get it over and done with.
Well, I haven't, actually.

Me and Joe are thinking of going out for
a drink and we just wondered if you

fancied it.

Thank you.

But, um... I should be going home,
really.

I think I've still got one. Well, let me
give you a lift, then.

Look, it's really sweet of you, but...
Ruby, listen.

We don't have to be best friends, but
you're stuck with us now, so we might as

well get on.

In any way, it's the least I can do.

Give something back.

Great. That means the Gossip Vine will
be twice as powerful.

I wouldn't worry. I'd give it a week
before they're back at Englanders'

Are you all right to give me a lift
home?

Yeah, of course I can.

Come in a minute.

Everyone, this is Josh.

My son.

Rachel. Oh, Jennifer, I thought you'd
gone. I want to say thanks for today.

I think you've done a really great job
with the school. Oh, well, it wasn't all

my doing. It's a team effort, you know.
Of course.

But I wanted to congratulate you
personally. I know Max can be tough, and

glad to see you're up to the job.

Thank you. That's good to know.

His bark's worse than his bite, trust
me.

Look, if you ever need my help, just
give me a call.

I know a trick or two to keep them in
line.

Thank you, Jo. OK, bye. See you.

Mike?

Can I have a word?

Can you wait till tomorrow?

Not really.

I'll wait.

What is it now?

What's this?

Just a little video reminder of what we
got up to last year on the school trip.

Something I'm sure you'd hate to get
into the wrong hands.

What do you want to say, Helen?

I'm saying that... I'm saying you'd just
better be careful how you treat me in

future.

You listen here. You listen to me, Max.

I'm sick of being pushed aside all the
time and pretending nothing ever

happened, so unless you start treating
me with a bit more respect, then there's

plenty more copies where this came from.

Go home, Helen.

The bailiffs had to take anything of
value, but I managed to save some of

things.

I wasn't sure what you wanted to do with
them.

So long.

I don't need them, John.

I need you.

I'm so sorry.

I've said some stupid...

about more than what we had.

Yeah, and we still are.

That doesn't have to change.

I'm sorry.

I should have told you about it all
sooner.

I was just scared about losing you as
well.

Oh.

I can do without any of that other crap.

We should be able to get by on... my
salary you know we can manage until you

yourself back on your feet i thought you
hated that school um well maybe it's

not as bad as it seems i might have
actually made some progress today

I thought you wanted something a bit
different.

Well, here's to something a bit
different.

Ey up.

What's she saying?

Um, she wants a dance.

Oi, legs.

Do one.

She's all mine.

Hey, I could get used to this, being the
man in the relationship.

Looks like we make a good couple.

So tell me, Seth, because I'm dying to
know, would you have let me kiss you if

I'd have gone for it this afternoon?

That's for me to know.

Come on.