All language subtitles for Waterloo Road s04e05

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

There's Ralph Mellor with his big box of
tricks.

What is Ralph doing here?

I thought he's the chair of the Board of
Governors and a policeman to boot. It's

an obvious tie -in, isn't it?

Well, maybe for you, yeah?

Don't be so negative, Ray. These tests
are about helping raise drugs awareness.

It's not like we're trying to label the
kids a bunch of dopeheads.

Hello, Ralph.

Rachel. I suppose I should say thank you
for getting involved.

It's a pleasure.

Anything that tells the community that
we care about the kids' welfare.

And I've got a mate coming from the
local paper to do a story about it. Yes,

that's going to bring us some fantastic
publicity. Hey, listen, I'm going to go

and check to see if Rose Kelly's
arrived.

Oh, she must be scared as hell. First
day's work she's had in over a decade.

Excuse me, Mel, what about... It's all
set up. I'll be back in a bit once she's

settled. Our adults are important too.

Fine, we've wasted on that family.

Hey, have you got my drugs day consent
form, Mum?

What for?

I'll show you.

That is a well good job, man. Hey, hand
me some of that.

Oh, help.

Oh,

man. I need something cozier to see me
through today.

Tell Mason to shove a job. Don't, ma
'am. Don't listen to him.

She wants this job, right?

Yeah, of course she does. Hey, I'll get
my feet rolled up now.

Morning, Rose.

Are you ready?

Yeah, actually, I can't wait. Well, good
for you for making the effort.

It's flipping cheap.

Treating us like junkies. For what?

A bit of smoke on the weekend.

Oh, it's mental, isn't it?

I ain't even doing that anymore, though.

What? All that training that I'm doing,
isn't it? Cleaver's at me like, drink

this, don't eat that, no, no, no.

Yeah, well, if any teacher points a
finger at me, they're going to get it

pointed right back.

What are you on about?

I've been doing a bit of research.

Amazing what you can find out on the
net.

It's a flaming nightmare.

I'm the case about everything.

I mean, I've got as much right to a
private life as anyone else in this

Dad's snooping around. It's impossible.

Only drugs tests are voluntary.

Dad's a policeman, remember.

He'll find some way to turn in to some
big criminal investigation.

Oh, I've just finished marking your last
essay.

Don't look so worried.

You've got a way with words.

Oh, thanks, miss.

And I'm not known for my generous
marking, so well done.

Uh -oh.

It was all right.

Maybe you can get Marla to help you out
with your structure.

Might take you up on that.

Well, it was a flick.

There you go again.

Putting yourself down. That is one thing
you'd get an aim every time.

We've got to go see Struth singing.

Are you worried?

No.

running into the school janitor now, are
we, Dave?

Just making myself useful, Miss Adel.
Don't want messages like this going out

the pupils, do you? Nice to see you
making yourself so handy.

See that?

What?

Dave giving me the eye.

I have so got him wrapped around there.

So, you're into him again, are you?

Yesterday you weren't sure, make up your
mind, sir.

A girl's allowed to take her time,
Maxine.

Great for you, innit? Must be nice being
able to do what you want when you want.

I don't think I like your tone, young
lady.

Well, it's not fair, is it? Banning me
from seeing her.

I wish I could ban you. We should stop
trying to.

Maxine, it's only during the school
week. I can't get you up in the mornings

the best of time.

Oh, we love each other. Okay, so you're
just going to have to get used to it.

Hey, Tom.

Any news on this mortgage coming
through?

Nothing. How long do these things take?

Well, if you're sure, I can help you
out.

Well, maybe just a little bit till the
cheque came through.

Dante, we don't need it.

The rent on that flat must be costing
years of fortune.

Yeah, and that's not even including the
maintenance charges or the gas and

electric. But we've borrowed enough
money to cover all our bills.

He's just trying to get interest -free
money, so don't let him fleece you.

You see that, Paul?

Tom, you know this morning's break.

Can I practice my lesson on you?

Yeah, of course. You don't need to.
You're a natural.

Phil!

You all right?

Yeah, good, thanks. Yeah, good.

Listen, I just wanted to say thank you
for the link you sent me.

You're a star.

No problem.

You know what's about today?

What if Aunt Rachel and Stepdown Eddie
find out you're a secret toker? I don't

really do that, to be honest.

Kidding. I thought you'd be all right,
Rebel.

Must be hard, though, your mum going out
with the deputy and that.

It's a nightmare.

Oh, no, I do.

Mr Lawson is quite cool.

Me and him are good mates.

Is that right?

Have you told Adelka I planned it?

Well, I'm going to, today.

Good, because I can't be bothered
waiting much longer.

I told her what she's like.

I just got to persuade her.

What are you doing?

Oh, it's great to see you and Melissa
getting on so well.

I haven't found how you think it's
great. Maybe you could wrench yourself

from me once in a while.

It's very school.

I hope you've given your support to this
for the right reasons.

Morning, everyone.

In case you haven't already noticed,
today we're beginning our drugs

campaign. Detective Inspector Ralph
Mellor, chair of our board of governors,

here to take us through the nuts and
bolts.

But I want you all to remember this is a
drug test trial. It is not a witch

hunt. All we want is to make sure that
everybody in the school, including

are drugs aware.

Inspector Manor.

On that last point, yeah, it's a trial,
but I hope anyone testing positive will

use Miss Ryan's drugs education classes.

Because taking cannabis is a criminal
offence.

Might as well get the handcuffs out now.
And we want to stop young people from

turning to a life of crime.

What have we had to wear these colognes
over for?

So your knits don't go through, do they?

Well, stick a flower in it or something,
jazz it up a bit.

Excuse me, it's a question of hygiene.

And every time you go to the toilet,
you've got to wash your hands.

I don't need lectures from you about
keeping clean.

For all I know, you're covered in
scabies. Maybe you serve them up to the

kiddies for lunch.

Told you I'm not putting up with this.

Come on, ladies. Big smiles.

Now, Rose, as Candice will tell you,
there's not a lot to this job. It's just

like cooking at home, isn't it, Candice?
Except with a few more portions.

If you think it's that easy, you give it
a try. It takes years of training.

And a PhD in diplomacy.

If it had been up to me, she wouldn't
have had this job in a million years.

Oh, there must be something else I can
do.

I mean, peeling potatoes for a living is
what immigrants are for.

Yeah, Irish immigrants.

Look, Rose, just try getting on with
Candice. She might have a hard exterior,

but believe me, there's a warm heart in
there.

I'll do my best.

OK, I'll see you later, ladies.

All right, you're getting off, are you?

I'll leave Rose to the expert.

Right.

See that grill over there?

Needs scrubbing till it shines.

Great having a free period when you
don't expect it, isn't it?

I'm not good at being free, me.

I'd rather be teaching.

But if that doesn't sound pompous, I
suppose I'd get a buzz from it, you

Me too.

But I don't think I'd give off the same
glow as you do.

That'd be the ready break.

You know, you should be in there talking
to the kids about drugs.

Oh, yeah?

Will they listen to you?

You're like one of those life coaches
you see on American TV.

I must be sounding pompous.

Just don't start talking about yourself
in third person.

I like getting the kids pumped up.

Maybe I wish someone had tried it on me.

Well, do you know something?

Your energy's infectious.

That does make me glad.

I don't know whether you saw the vacancy
advertised on the notice board, but it

might be right up your street.

The only people having fun with drugs
are the dealers who take your money and

sell you what could be your final hit.

This is Gonzo.

Gonzo's a sniffer dog.

His bark is admissible evidence in
court.

Off you go, Gonzo.

I found something.

Oh, come on.

You, uh, can you turn your pockets out,
please?

You are.

Can you turn your pockets out?

And

you a

teacher. I don't believe it.

Neither do I.

Could you stop?

Taking those photographs, please. You
are coming down the station with me. But

it isn't mine. I'm just looking after
it. I don't believe this.

Listen, lying only gets you in deeper.

How long do you want to spend behind
bars, eh?

It isn't mine.

Thank you, Mr Clarkson.

Now, obviously, this was planted for
demonstration purposes only, and we'll

going straight back to the police
stores.

Sir,

is that your tenner on the floor?

What? Yes, it is. Thank you.

You sure was a terror.

Down here.

Oi, get away from me. Oi!

That's my head!

Come back here!

You animal!

Come here!

Drop it, you stupid book, or I am going
to kick your backside!

Drop it.

That's my flaming hair, you
slobbering...

Good boy!

Good boy! That's £450 worth of work!

Right, I'll bring it up.

Put those on.

And then what I want you to do is take
this, put it in the flour, dip it, coat

it, slap it on there.

250 times.

Bleed the hell, 250.

Fine.

250 it is. And then when you're finished
with it, I want you to put it in the

ovens.

You've not turned the ovens on.

I said to you before, put the oven on.

Forgot, right?

We've got hundreds of kids to see, so
you can't just forget.

Stop picking on me, Candy. This is my
first day.

Yeah, first day of work in 15 years.

Well, I'm trying, aren't I? Very.

Just give us a chance, right?

I'm on pills for my nerves.

In fact, I'm not meant to do a lot of
standing up.

Oh, right.

Laziness. They'll call me and report to
Miss Messon and all. Look at me. I'm

doing it.

And what are you doing hanging around
here, Charles?

Say, man to man, we can't go into a
classroom looking like that.

You're going to get made mincemeat of.
Anyone taking the mickey out of me will

find themselves in the cooler. All
right?

Oh, so you can fit the whole school in
the cooler, can you? Because that's what

you're going to have to do.

I mean, it's a joke, sir.

But I can help you out.

You? Yeah.

Well, I close. She's been training up on
her pieces.

Has she?

Oh, yeah.

It's a big part of her course, you know,
because loads of guys like yourself.

Want it done.

Cool guy.

And well, it's pretty cheap.

50 quid.

Yeah, but for you we can call it 40.

But did you just appear to... I just got
you a bit of business.

Sorting Budgin's wig.

Get lost. I don't know the first thing
about wigs. He doesn't know that, does

he? Anyway, it's good money.

Can you stop going on about money? You
sound desperate.

It's called maximising profit, babe. All
businesses do it.

The guy's going to be dead grateful,
isn't he?

Just look on it as turning yourself up.

Testing will take place in here all day.

And I will be here to oversee the
proceedings.

Let's have a couple of volunteers now.

Just to show everyone that there's
nothing to be worried about.

Come on.

What about our head boy and head girl?

Why us?

Because you two represent Waterloo Road.

If you two do it, you'll be setting a
good example to the others.

Anyway, I hope my own daughter hasn't
got anything to hide.

How do we know the test is going to be
fair?

Marley, if you don't want to take the
test, don't do it.

So it's my choice, right? Fine.

If you're choosing no...

Come on, guys.

Marley doesn't want to be open about
things.

Fine. I'll take the test. Bring it on.

Thank you, Marley.

Look, same goes for you. It's your
choice.

What's the problem, Felicity, if Marley
can volunteer?

Come on. Just a simple cheek swab.

I'm creating that guinea pig.

We've got to give them a steer, haven't
we? I mean, if they take drugs, they're

going to get in trouble.

And that is why we need education and
not pointing the finger. I don't want to

put kids off from asking for help. She's
fretting. Why? It's all going according

to plan.

So the captain's a Titanic?

Oh, come on, Rachel. You're willing this
not to work. No, I'm not.

I just don't trust Ralph Mellor. That's
all. He's too heavy -handed, and I don't

know why you got him involved in the
first place. I've got A -level maths.

Yeah, you have.

Rach. What?

Is it annoying you, me and Eddie being
so close?

No.

Of course it's not.

I think it's quite touching the way he's
always backing you up.

That's a relief.

What? Well, I so don't want to admit
this. It's just that I've been feeling

with the history that you and Eddie have
got together that... Oh, come on, Mel.

You're not saying you feel threatened by
me? I'm being paranoid, aren't I?

Yes. Especially now you've got Ben.

Is he the one?

Who knows?

I'm dreading this afternoon.

I feel like I'm going to puke up at any
minute.

Your assessor wants you to do well.
You'll be great.

Thanks. I just wish it wasn't year 11
and Earl Kelly.

See you in a bit.

See you, mate.

Anything interesting?

Oh. I suppose it's yours for the taking.

I haven't touched it with the
proverbial. Really?

Apart from the fact I've been doing all
the grampy's work for him, I've got my

pastel job to do. That's more than
enough.

Tell you the truth, they'll be lucky to
fill it.

Um, hello?

I'll have this off in a jiffy.

Nobody should speak about a lady like
that.

Actually, I, um...

I inherited these desks from another
classroom.

I thought so, aye. Just thought I'd
clean them up for you. Right.

Yeah, they must be at least 20 years
old.

Almost as old as me.

You're never 20, are you?

Right.

Find a seat and settle down.

Are you all looking for something, son?

See you later.

Miss?

Um, if taking drugs is illegal, how can
a teacher guarantee you can't be

charged?

That's the deal we made with the police.
Yeah, but you don't know my dad.

I sometimes swing the rules if it suits
him. There aren't any rules to swing

here, Flick. It's just an experiment.

Yeah, but you'll be reading things into
it, won't you? Like... Who's a good

person or a bad person, depending on the
results?

Listen, you're worrying over nothing.

All we're trying to do with these tests
is help make you aware and help you find

solutions to some of the problems you
might have.

Doesn't that sound like a good thing to
you?

Netball is one of the fastest ball games
in the world. Not only do you have to

be physically fit, you need strategic
thoughts.

Why don't we just ask my teacher to go
off and lie down?

I'm sorry, you were saying something,
Alicia.

She was saying you could ask her to
strip off and lie down.

Oh, crap!

Well, why are you lying?

You never said that. All right, enough
of that. Let's get you up in two lines.

Come on.

Ah, did you hear me?

Are you getting the balls out?

I want you to practice your press pass
as hard as you can.

If I get so much as a whiff of any more
adolescent rubbish from you, I will...

That's good.

Very good.

More of that, please, ladies.

Go on.

Dead, not the head.

Take it in.

Always showing me up.

Can't keep his flaming policeman's badge
in his pocket.

It's like I expect to be arrested for
not hiding my room.

Imagine if he found out I smoked dope.

He'd lock you up and throw away the key.

He would and all.

Probably daft, his own daughter.

Yeah, like that's ever meant anything.

Maybe that's what they need.

You're a real addict.

Bit of a detox.

I kind of agree with your dad on drugs.

You do?

When he lives with someone who gets off
their face every night, then he'll see

where I'm coming from.

I need to tell you something.

But you can't get mad.

Okay, well... When those test results
come back, mine's going to be positive.

Dad's going to know.

Everyone's going to know.

What?

Yeah, I've had the odd spliff.

It's not a big deal. I'm not a junkie or
anything.

Okay, well... Oh, you might get a slap
on the wrist.

You heard what Mason said. You know,
it's just a trial.

You're going to roast me.

Look, they're going to pack you off to
drugs awareness sessions, all right?

not that bad.

Yeah, but you heard Dad.

Entering a life of crime and all that.

He's not going to stop there.

Well?

Well, what?

I made my bed.

No, I don't... That's not what I was
going to say. It's just your dad wanted

open us about drugs. He's going to get
that.

He's going to have to deal with it,
isn't he?

God, I'm flaming dead.

There you go.

Earl's going to love it.

What? He likes me to look nice. And
isn't it, Kate?

You know what, Max? I don't like lying
to Miss Adoc about you staying over.

Yeah, me and all. It's okay. We're going
to tell her I'm moving in with him.

Adoc's going to go mental.

Let her!

I don't want to lie to her anymore.

Just like you.

I hear you've been training up on her.

Yeah, sure.

Do you want yours doings there?

Getting all that dog slobber on it.

You don't want to get this temper now,
do you, Mr. Budgeon?

That is a dumb disease.

Stop this, then.

Do you want me to trim your real hair
first, sir?

Just proceed with the weave.

Some, um, hot curling tongs, please.

Yeah, great.

Don't worry, Mr. Budgeon.

I'll be starting in no time.

Can't wait no longer.

Good almighty, have you got any idea?

Oh, right. You are a couple of
connerchants.

Miss Mason's going to hear about this
operation.

Please, doctor.

I hope you've got the money to pay for
the damage.

Now then, sir.

So, how much money do we scam off him
then?

I forgot.

He's got English homework.

We often think of poetry as having
subjects like beauty, love and joy.

But if you take a look at this second
verse.

In winter trenches cowed and glum, with
crumps and lice and lack of rum, he put

a bullet through his brain and no -one
spoke of him again.

It's very harsh and ugly, isn't it?

Miss, are you giving us the answer or
asking us the questions?

Sorry.

So... How would you describe the subject
matter of suicide in the trenches?

Load of crap.

Oi, one more word from you, Kelly, and
you are out that door.

I'll put your hand up next time before
you give an answer.

That's great.

That's exactly what the officer is going
to be looking for.

How you keep the class focused on you.

And you're good and scary.

That's good, honestly.

And do you not think the poem is too
depressing?

No, look, stop worrying about it. You're
going to be great.

Go on, again, from the top.

Okay. Remember, thumblies are expressed
by the words like or as.

As fit as.

Mr. Cleaver.

As sexy as.

Mr. Cleaver.

I think he fancies me late.

That just shows how much you know.

Because he asked me around to his house
tonight.

Gabriel. I'll tell you exactly what he
said.

I think you need some private tutoring.

Oh, and he did this with his tongue as
he said it.

Carol's right, you're a liar. And he
asked me to call him Rob.

Hey, are you two wasting your time?

No.

What struck me is the support Waterloo
Road's getting from the parents out

there. Yes, well, they can see what a
difference the community school is

and if you give the local community your
support, they give it you right back.

Thank you very much, Miss... Ryan, er,
Melissa, Extended Services Manager.

I'm responsible for setting all this up.

Thank you, Miss Ryan.

Thanks.

Well, I think we put on a good show.

Yeah, I think we made our point.

I hope your mate over there is going to
give us five stars.

He'll do what I tell him.

Right, we're going to get these down the
lab. I've got them standing by to give

us a fast turnaround on the results.

What's the urgency?

That's what the kids would want, isn't
it?

I just wonder if the kids know what was
best for them.

Hello? Is anyone here?

Jasmine, Jasmine.

Hiya. Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
I'm sorry.

Yeah. The staff shower lost its
pressure.

I'm sorry.

I have to take a shower about two or
three times a day. It comes with the

Then there's another thing that might
come with the job.

I've got a couple of girls with a
serious crush problem.

Only a couple?

These two have got vivid imaginations.

Ah.

Danielle and Alicia.

The very ones.

And they've got you inviting them over
for private tutoring.

Well, that could get me arrested.

Yeah, thought I'd better let you know.

Yeah, tell them.

This happens to you quite a lot.

Girl -girl crushes?

Uh, no, not really.

I don't believe the boys let you off
lightly.

Listen, I had a look at that job
advertisement you mentioned.

Deputy head of the English department.

Are you going to go for it?

I've only been teaching for a year.

You know what?

I'm head of department, yeah?

And I've only been teaching one year.
One year longer than you.

So you do the math.

There's no way he's getting any money
off us. He destroyed his £450 wig.

Didn't you sell him?

Looks like I'm ever going to sell him.

What? Everyone's downloading now.

The market's flooded, okay?

You've only just set up.

Yeah, well, it looks like I'm going to
close down, Chloe.

You are joking.

Do I look like I'm joking?

This DVD business has gone to crap.

How are we going to get all our money
back?

Our investment?

Don't start nagging on at me, Chloe.

You're the one that mucked up today,
remember? Not me.

We could have got some good money off
Budgin, but oh no. Instead, we're the

that have to fork out to him.

I told you I knew nothing about flipping
wigs. And what are we supposed to do

now, Chloe?

Stop it, Dante.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry, all right?

We'll sort something out.

I'm just going to have to work twice as
hard.

We can cover it, though, yeah?

Yeah. Of course we can.

Me and you can do anything.

Mum, what do you look like?

Just tell us what you want, love.

Just chips.

More chips.

Only one portion per child.

She's my mum, she can give me what she
likes. Some chips.

Yeah, and those chips add up.

She can have my portion.

Ta -ta.

Ha, so shut your hole.

I'm sorry, Candy. She's way out of
control, that one. I'm really going to

to come down and worry on her.

It'll be another of these days, eh?

Candy, if I could, I'd take a lot of
them. The car boots out.

How can they cause me?

No favouritism to your own kids, OK?

Otherwise it'll cause a riot.

Other than that, you're not doing too
bad.

But I think you look much better without
the stupid thing.

I hesitate to use the word conspiracy,
but that's what it feels like. Well,

conspiracy or no conspiracy, I know one
person who will be delighted that you

got rid of it. Your wife.

Far be it from me. She'd care to try to
reinvent himself.

Separate pie and chip, sticky toffee
pudding and pasta.

May I come in?

You must be hungry.

All the hard work you've been putting
in, making yourself indispensable.

Listen, Dave, I haven't really had the
chance to thank you for today.

Sometimes it can be a bit hurtful when
you read what the little sods think

you.

Do you want to know what I think about
you?

Yes, please.

Well, the truth is...

I think you're pretty damn fantastic.

Oh.

Then I've been building up to this,
like, waiting for the right moment.

Some people might say you're a little
overcautious, Dave.

Well, you could do me a great favour if
I could take you out for a nice meal

tonight.

Steph? Yeah, not now, Maxine. It's
important. I mean, I've got something to

you. Well, I'm sure it can wait. It
can't be that important.

Well, we think it is.

Why do I find that very worrying?

Well, it's nothing to worry about, isn't
it?

I'm sorry, Dave.

No problem.

That's right.

Excellent.

Thanks very much.

See you.

Yeah?

You're kidding me.

No, no, no, no. Thanks for checking.

Yeah.

Militia, you and Ben are getting
serious.

Are there wedding bells in the air?

That's a good thing.

Hi, George.

Hi.

There's no wedding in the air, or anyone
else for that matter.

So she's making it up, then?

Do you want to know the truth? Yeah.

OK.

Melissa keeps hounding me about my love
life, so I let her believe that Ben and

I were together, so she wouldn't start
trying to fix me up, and that was all it

was about.

Thought I'd bring it in myself.

So there's no confusion.

Thank you very much.

Six positive results.

It could have been worse.

Six is outrageous.

What were you expecting?

Still single figure.

We should get him enrolled in the drug
awareness sessions.

I am speechless.

Even our head boy's on that list.

Blimey.

How reliable are these tests of yours?

Infallible. Well, good, fine, because
we've caught a man, so we will give him

very severe warning.

Look, I can swing it to keep these
findings under wraps, but as chair of

board, I really feel we should send a
message to the community that we are

serious about drugs in schools.

Do I detect a hint of a threat?

If we exclude the head boy, it's only
one pupil, but it's an important

statement. I am not excluding Marley
Kelly because of a positive cannabis

especially when he volunteered under
pressure from you.

What do you have to do to get excluded
from this school?

We should definitely remove his head boy
status.

Well, it's hardly an appropriate
punishment. It's a criminal offence.

Look, no -one can accuse you of not
giving him every support.

It's a bit of a kick in the teeth. He
goes and does this.

Maybe we should make an example of him.

That boy's an asset to this school. I am
not for covering anything up.

One word.

No.

You want a cupcake or something?

Rob gives these to Bolton for his
training diet.

Thought I'd give them a go.

That Bolton's really got something,
hasn't he?

Well, he won't have for much longer.

If he keeps getting his face smashed in.

Boxing's not about punching people's
heads in.

It's about channelling your aggression
onto a higher plane.

Right. Rob really cares about the boys
in this school.

Most schools would better hand off to
have him on their staff.

Wow.

You've signed up to his fan club pretty
quick.

He suggested I go for a deputy head of
English department job.

And I'm going to.

You are?

You're not going for it, are you?

Well, he should be.

He needs to have experience to do that
job.

Tiffany, he's up.

I'm sorry, I'm just a bit tense.

I've got this big teacher training gig
next lesson and I'm... Well, why not

up? You can't prepare anymore.

Excuse me.

Rose, can I have a word?

Can it actually be true what Maxine's
just told me? That you've agreed to let

these two halfwits live together under
your roof?

That's nothing I can do about it, is
there?

She's there every night as it is.

I'm sorry.

They tell you they're in love.

Who am I to tell them they're not?

We should get to know each other.

I mean, we're all going to be families
here.

don't let them feed a real you.

It's an act.

Right, well, I'm about to find out
whether I can do that.

Everybody knows.

I've got to face Al Kelly in the next
five minutes, remember?

Any trouble, just send him out the
glass.

And what if he refuses to go?

Get one of the SWATs to go and get
Rachel.

Okay.

That's very good advice.

That's me done then? Yeah, except for
this lot.

You're joking.

Is there a problem?

No.

Soon as done, eh?

Oh, hi, love.

You're after chicks, we're all out.

A few, actually.

How's it going?

You know, I think I might be getting
hang of this catering, Lara.

But, er, you'd have to ask the boss.

Well, we'd have a new way, Mum. Not a
silly app.

Well, you'd better get used to it.

Because your mum's going to be around
for a while.

If she wants to.

Yes.

Your mum's done good today.

You should be proud of her.

Right. Well then, I'd better get stuck
into this lot.

Catch you later, Sam, love. I'm working.

I don't need to tell you how
disappointed I am in you, Marley.

Take that look off your face. You know
what you've done.

What are you going to tell me? You
tested positive.

You've been found out.

That's rubbish. What?

And I don't want you lying to me.

Oh, OK.

So you've made up your mind, then? Look,
the tests don't lie. You do. Hang on a

minute. What about my test?

You don't need to worry. Miss Mason,
it's not... Don't tell me what to do.

I'm sorry.

Miss Mason's right.

I'm a Kelly.

Guilty as charged.

So what are you going to do about it?

Well, I'll tell you what other people
want me to do. They want me to remove

from this school.

Doesn't that bother you?

Why should it?

Well, one thing I will be doing is
removing your head boy title.

That is so unfair.

And you will enrol in the drug awareness
programme.

No, I won't. Yes, you will.

What you've done can seriously damage
the reputation of this school.

But do you know something?

I don't know what... If you don't want
me here, I don't want to be here.

Molly, don't be stupid.

I lost him!

I lost him!

I'm not unhappy to see a Kelly go.

We're glad to be shot at a lot of them.
Which is why you should not be chair of

the Board of Governors.

There are some people you just can't
help.

I know what you want, Marley. Marley,
don't make it any worse than it is.

bent!

Marley, what's wrong?

Where are you going?

Anywhere but here.

Marley, what are you doing?

I'm not sticking around here.

This is the same everywhere we go, Fred.

This place would be different. Hold on,
what are you talking about?

I am being done for drugs, in case you
haven't noticed.

Only because you protected me. No.

No, because your dad swapped the test
results.

He's a policeman, for God's sake, and
he's so desperate to get rid of me, he'd

do that.

How do you think that makes me feel,
Nick?

I'm sorry.

It should be him saying that, not you.

Rose, I need to talk to you. Mason,
Candy threatened that I did excellence.

Didn't you, Candy?

No. 110 % after a bad start.

Hey, well done, you.

Can't have been easy for you.

Hard enough getting out of bed, not to
mind plugging me guts out.

Rose, I've got a bit of bad news for
you.

Marley has tested positive for drugs.

My Marley? Yeah. No bleeding way.

I'll see about this. Hang on, come on.
Do not spoil what you've achieved today.

Spoil? I've worked all day, haven't I?
Like I said I would.

What happened to you beating us halfway?

We're trying, Rose, and so should you.
Look, I know he'd never do drugs. All

right, yeah, but not Marley.

Where is he?

I'm afraid he's walked, after I took
away his head boy status.

Well, you can shove your job and your
school up your arse. Rose, come on, do

overreact. Think about your kids.

Mum.

They're saying how Marley's doing drugs,
but he'd never... We've got it in for

us, love.

Can we go on, Mum?

I would not. help your situation, Rose.

I've got work to get on. Would you go
back to your class?

Right.

Where did we leave off last week?

Miss, are you going to get tested for
drugs sometime?

Me no, ma petite.

Now, I say you do.

Well... How come none of the teachers
are getting tested?

Oh, shut up, Michaela.

The testing's for your benefit. Now sit
down.

So, miss, have you ever done a bit of a
spliff in that?

There you are.

Do you want to copy out the front page
of Le Monde, Michaela? Because, trust

you're heading that way.

Yeah, miss, can I ask a question?

Yes, you can, Bolton, if it's in French.

Has Le Monde ever done...

Drugs!

I don't know what's got into you lot,
but I'm telling you something, I can't

bothered with it.

Well, maybe it's the same thing that got
into Mr Lawson.

Right, the next one of you to open his
or her mouth is in big, big trouble.

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OK, let's make a start.

I know most of you are studying the
First World War in history just now, so

thought we'd take a look at the work of
one of the most famous war poets.

Siegfried Stunt and his poem Suicide in
the Trenches. This guy shot himself in

the head.

First World War military service.

If you could have a read, unless there's
any volunteers.

Great. Thanks, all.

I knew a simple soldier boy who grinned
at life in empty joy, slept

soundly through the lonesome dark.

And we're so early with the lot.

They're saying our Marley's doing drugs
and my mum's crying.

Excuse me, you can't just barge in here.

Marley's walked home.

Our Marley's never done drugs.

Oh, sit down. No, we want something
done.

Yeah, and if Marley's walking, then so
should Lawson.

I said sit down. No.

We want something done now.

Oh, sit down. Make me.

Carla, please don't get Miss Mason.

She was so sad, ready to throw the towel
in. She didn't, did she? In good

honour. Well done you for talking her
down.

She seems to think there's some sort of
anti -Kerry vendetta.

Dad, I need to talk to you.

Felicity, I'm busy, Carla.

Later, Colin.

Miss?

Miss Shackleton's really, really scared
and she's doing this.

You mind telling me what that was all
about? You swapped them, didn't you?

Marley's test and mine.

That is rubbish.

Because I should have tested positive
and didn't.

How could you?

You're disgusting.

I'm going to tell Mason I want to take
another test.

That'll prove Marley's innocent.

Marley Kelly is nothing. He's 50 times
more decent than you'll ever be.

He took the blame because he loves me.

Loves you so much he's got you hooked on
drugs.

You have really let me down, Felicity.

There's a surprise?

I can't believe it. You would take
drugs. My own daughter.

Well, that's the last you see of Kelly
because you are grounded.

Under house arrest?

Is that for my own good as well can't
embarrass you?

This has nothing to do with me. You're
the one who took drugs.

Now I'm a disappointment.

I'm not proud of what I've done.

Well, maybe I took those drugs because
I'm sick of you telling me how to live

life. Felicity, you can't.

What if I lose my job?

Well, you'd better find a way out of
this, or you're going to lose your job.

And I mean it.

There's nothing I can do. You can tell
Mason you made a mistake.

And, for the record, I don't want you
running my life anymore.

Our Marley's not a drugger.

And anybody who says any different is
lying.

What are you doing in here?

I'll shove off.

They're a bunch of hypocrites.

What do we want?

Legalised drugs.

When do we want it?

Now.

Remember now, Eddie?

Right, you, get in the cooler now.

Then you move it. Come on.

Move!

We're only having a laugh.

I mean, it's not like you're a junkie or
anything.

How did you get hold of this?

Did it put me away?

That's all.

Arlenal.

I'm sorry, Rose.

And Sambuca.

Look, we need you to come and collect
them, take them home, cool them off a

Rose?

Rose?

Do you know how much trouble you're in
now?

How much trouble your whole family's in?

You've got a fragment of common sense in
that brain of yours!

What about Rose?

She's just walked off the job.

Disaster, man.

What? Get off my roof.

with you this afternoon. Look at me. I
made us a lot like hypocrites.

I meant what I said. I am anti -drug. I
was a little misled back then.

Have you never done anything you regret?

I don't know.

I didn't mean... I think under the
circumstances you should help on the

course.

For the voice of experience.

What?

Nathan, my dad's got something to say to
you.

Um... There may have been some mistake
with the tests.

A mistake? I thought they were
foolproof.

Well, the tests are, but, um... It seems
that the young lad, Marley Kelly,

managed to swap his test with
Felicity's.

Well, so Flick's test was positive, not
Marley's? Marley took the blame because

he knew I was scared of my dad finding
out about me. This one's been an idiot,

Miss Mason. She's the guilty one.

My dad's a really good man because he's
invented drugs.

Well, I should hope so, too.

What kind of example do you think you're
setting?

You know how stupid it is to take drugs,
let alone dangerous. Yes, mate.

OK, well, as of today, you're no longer
head girl and you'll be enrolling that

after -school awareness course.

And if we were doing what you wanted us
to do, she'd be excluded.

Yeah, it's only fair.

Isn't it, Dad?

Or is it just that you've got it in for
the Kellys and you want to rid of them?

Oh, you're going to apologise to Marley?

Well, for something the lad did himself.

Oh, for God's sake, stop lying!

Why don't you admit what you've done?

My dad deliberately swapped Marley's
test result and mine.

I let the father in me rule my head. I
will apologise to the lad, of course.

And?

And, naturally, I will resign as a
governor of Waterloo Road.

That's the least you can do, Ralph.

We should report him. Eddie, I'll handle
this.

Ralph, I tried to formalise that in
writing.

We can put this whole matter to bed.

Hello, Philip.

I didn't know Michaela was going to show
her whole school, Eddie, honestly.

What's your excuse?

Just enjoy violating people's privacy.

I thought we were friends.

What? Eddie, I'm sorry.

I... Just the girl I'm looking for.

Not another telling off about Earl,
Steph, please.

Listen to me, Maxine, he's bad news.

He is bad, bad news. Sorry, Steph, but
we've made up our minds.

You've been great to me and everything,
but... I'm growing up now, I can make my

own decisions.

You've been lying to me, Maxine, and I
don't deserve that.

Just give me one night to talk to you.

You can come over and visit any time,
can't you, Earl? Yeah, during the day,

cos, er...

I won't be coming back here.

That's the kind of guy you want to shack
up with, is it?

You've got security, Dave. Now, anyway,
Steph, it looks like he's mad on you.

I don't give a damn about security,
Dave.

What I do care about is you throwing
your life away on that scum.

I'm not listening to any more insults.
I'll see you tomorrow.

So, where are we going tonight, then?

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm not really up for a
date.

Oh, I'm sure I'll cheer you up.

Look, I know Maxine's been giving you a
few problems, but I spot the way now

that you feel better.

It'll take more than that, believe me.

Maxine is the most important thing in my
life.

She's a human adult.

You know what they're like. You can't
control her.

Dave, listen, I, um, I don't really like
people interfering in my family life,

especially those I hardly know.

Oh, sounds like the old heave -ho to me.
Well, there never really wasn't us to

heave -ho, was there, Dave?

Hey, if that's what you want.

Mister, I think my boyfriend is way out
of the league.

We're going to have to take him out
again.

Where have you been? I thought you
booked.

Oh, Nick.

Look, um, I really like you, but...
What?

I can't do this.

Oh, you and me, we're too different.

Is this about the drugs?

Because I'll stop. No more.

Promise. I've promised you that before
and all. Hey, listen.

I'm not your mum, okay?

I promise.

I mean it.

My letter.

I wanted to, as you said, put the matter
to bed as soon as.

Why didn't you take it further? And all
your personal feelings about me, don't

try to tell him it was out of the
goodness of your heart.

How well do you know your daughter,
Ralph?

Do you know what interests her or how
she feels about things?

Or do you just project your opinions on
her and expect her to share them?

Are you implying there's a problem with
how I'm bringing up my daughter?

No. Suddenly you're the expert in
parenting. No.

I don't know a very unhappy child when I
see one.

You need to get to know her. And she
needs a good dad. She needs a stable

life. I don't think you losing your job
right now would be the best thing for

her, would it?

I was only trying to protect her from a
bad influence. She could do a hell of a

lot worse than Marley Kelly.

If you're looking to fling some mug,
fling it at yourself.

Could you put me through to Children's
Services, please? Ranjit Kallon.

Thank you.

Before you slam the door in my face, I'm
here to apologise to you.

Come in.

Ah,

there's one up for the Kellys. Oh, come
on.

It was a decent thing that you did,
Marnie. I know that you thought you were

standing up for Flick, but you did lie
about the tests, and because of that, we

are in a mess.

I know it was a stupid thing. I just...
I just don't want anything bad to happen

to Flick.

No, I know.

I do understand that.

And what would be really bad is if we
lost you all from Waterloo Road.

Well, that's not going to happen.

Now we've been apologised to.

OK. Well, tomorrow, a new start?

Say thanks to Miss Mason, boys, for
coming all this way.

Thanks. OK.

Tomorrow.

I'm going to get us all a chip or
something.

Are you following me?

Well, I don't call my security day for
naught.

I don't like being spied on.

Mm -hmm.

Say, I'm a bit of a mind reader.

You know what you'll need, Miss Haddock?

A great big jolly hope.

Do you know something, Dave?

You might be right.

Didn't think you'd be here.

You'll be pleased to know I've handed in
my resignation and I got another

ticking off.

Hands up, I deserved it.

Yeah, you did.

Kids, turn that down a bit, will you?

Mum, come on!

Marley, is that you?

Mum, open the door!

Rose, it's Sandra!

I'm sorry, I don't know any Sandra. It's
your social worker, Rose. Mum, you can

just go and pick her up! Look, we're
going to have to come in, Rose. Mum,

the flaming door!

and entering. Not so far. We've been
trying to get in touch. You haven't

answered letters or phone calls.

It's fine. Come on, I'm here now. To be
honest, you're not in a fit state to

look after them. We've got to remove
your children to a place of safety. Oh,

what are you on about? They're safe.

What's going on? The party doesn't care.

No! Give me your robes! Hey, no!

That's my kids!

No, don't leave!

Leave my robes! Leave my robes! Leave my
robes!