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Darling, are you ready?
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Yes, one moment.
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Darling, where are you?
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I'm trying on the new condoms, honey.
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What is it?
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Hurry up a little.
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If you don't come soon, you won't even
see the shadow coming out of me.
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Did you hear that?
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Yes, darling, I'll be right there.
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Just a moment.
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I'll try.
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I'll be right there.
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Well.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye. Bye. Bye.
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Tja, ich würde die ganzen Kondome hier
testen.
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Aber doch nicht mit dem Finger.
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Das macht man nie mit dem Finger, oder?
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Tja, ich habe hier nichts anderes.
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Wir stellen uns gerne zur Verfügung.
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Na, dann kommt mal hierher.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, good night.
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Yeah, good night.
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Good night.
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That's fantastic.
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Is this your condo, my friend?
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Feel the beat to air.
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Now I'll fuck you without condoms.
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Wait, I'll help you.
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Jan, I have to ask. I have important
appointments that our future depends on.
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Nothing is finished.
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Are all the contract documents in this
folder?
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Yes, yes, everything is in order.
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Unfortunately, we will not be received
in the office, but at a castle.
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And it's a little outside Berlin.
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Okay, good, good.
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But now you have to hurry, because I
have to go today.
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The plane is not waiting.
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Go, please.
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Berlin gefunden.
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Voila. Das ist eine wunderschöne Karte,
aber sie ist ein bisschen schwer zu
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falten.
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Oh mein Gott, André, hältst du mich für
völlig verblödet? Ich weiß, wo Berlin
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ist. Hm, na ja.
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Ich muss hier noch ein paar Dossiers
fertig machen. Das dauert auch noch ein
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bisschen.
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Also, ich werde nicht auf dich warten
können. Du nimmst dann einen späteren
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Flug. Aber wehe, wenn nicht.
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Beeil dich.
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And so the president of the largest
condom manufacturer in France meets the
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president of the largest condom
manufacturer in Germany.
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Herzlich willkommen.
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Hatten Sie einen guten Flug? Darf ich
vorstellen?
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Meine Sekretäre Meyer und Müller. Guten
Tag. Wenn Sie mir folgen würden? Sicher.
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And you want to conquer the German
market.
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Yes, we are the market leaders in
France. Sounds exciting.
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It has its advantages.
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A law like that would be good for
Germany.
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But to find the majority, not so easy.
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You have to be very convinced. Of
course, we are convinced by quality.
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Is the weather better with you?
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No.
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Es ist wie hier ziemlich grau.
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Je schlechter das Wetter draußen ist,
desto mehr Beischlaf.
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Nun gut.
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Kommen wir zur Sache. Wir haben
natürlich schon recherchiert und das
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andere Produkt Ihrer Firma untersucht.
Gelegentlich sind die Sachen sehr
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verspielt.
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Darf ich Ihnen zeigen, was ich meine?
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Mein Sekretär hat mich darauf aufmerksam
gemacht.
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Er nimmt es sehr genau.
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Vielleicht zu genau. Darf ich offen
sein?
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Die Zipfel.
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Die Zipfel, das ist ja interessant.
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Warten Sie, wenn ich einmal bitten darf.
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Danke.
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Wir haben es uns genau angesehen.
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Die Farbe ist schön.
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Na die, dieses Modell ist extra feucht
beschichtet. Ich weiß es.
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Der Sinn dieses Zipfels ist nur...
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Yes,
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I understand.
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Ihre Produktpalette umfasst ca.
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20 Modelle, habe ich gelesen. Und die
französischen Untersuchungen lassen viel
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erwarten. Hier in Deutschland brauchen
wir natürlich ein TÜV -Siegel oder ein
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ähnliches Qualitätszertifikat.
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Zumal Ihre deutschen Konkurrenten wie
ich, wie soll ich sagen, auch sehr
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umtriebig sind.
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Den Markt will sich natürlich niemand
entgehen lassen.
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you
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Bye.
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Ugh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Madame,
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a visitor is waiting for you in the
lobby.
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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Excuse me, an employee.
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I have to take care of him.
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We'll see.
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I hope as soon as possible.
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And now tell me what you think of her,
Müller.
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Good. Andre, what is it with you?
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This is the typical country dress.
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To honor the Chancellor.
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Don't you think your outfit is strange?
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More than strange, change immediately.
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I see.
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Good morning.
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Bin das Ihrer Meinung?
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Ja, bin ich.
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Wundervoll. Doch schnell.
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Wir nehmen uns einen anderen Raum.
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Sie kümmern sich um die Unterlagen und
das Material, die Kondome, die
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Statistiken und so weiter, okay?
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Wollen Sie sich zuerst umsehen? Kommen
Sie, ich zeige Ihnen alles.
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Die Halle durfte ich ja schon bewundern.
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And where are your employees now? I
don't know.
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Let's start without him.
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We start without the gentleman.
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I hope you brought hunger with you.
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Oh, yes.
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Wir werden heute Abend diese schöne
saure Kraut essen, ne?
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Nein, Monsieur.
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Wir reichen entre Kott und Soufflé.
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A wonderful meal.
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We can't do that better in France.
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A miracle.
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Imagine, our cook...
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A really nice gift from her delegation.
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Oh, what a successful evening.
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So, das ist der Bericht, den Sie haben
wollten.
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Oh, danke, gut.
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Setz dich.
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Danke.
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Wie war dein Abend? Ich habe einen ganz
zauberhaften Abend verbracht.
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Die Frau ist wundervoll und die Männer?
Sehr interessant. Ich muss aufpassen,
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dass ich mich nicht ein bisschen
verliebe.
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Dieser Sekretär, Meyer, der hat alles,
was die Fantasien der Frauen zum Kochen
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bringt. Und meine natürlich auch.
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Who knows? Maybe something will happen.
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I had absolutely nothing against it. I
had played around with the children
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before.
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It was such a nice feeling.
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Then I got an orgasm.
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It was so unique, so beautiful.
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I would love to have it again.
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The orgasm was so beautiful, so unique.
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I can never get enough of it.
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Ah.
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Oh my God.
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Hmm.
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Oh, man.
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Haben Sie bitte Feuer.
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Ich bin tröstlich, ich bin nicht
Raucher.
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Schade.
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Hello, my dears.
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Today we are live again on Magma Radio.
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And I have a very special guest with me
today. Cash, I am the biggest condom
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manufacturer in Germany.
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As he already says, Cash, Germany's best
condom manufacturer number one.
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Yes. Today with us as a guest.
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And he will tell us a little bit about
himself today.
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In a few words.
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The French have the best wine. That's
true.
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But we have the best condoms. And the
best beer.
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That's just the way it is. And I'll tell
you one thing.
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For every condom, here, cash, there's
beer.
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Condom, beer.
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Condom, beer. That's how it looks.
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Here.
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That's how it looks.
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Ich muss Sie treffen. Ich muss Sie
sehen. Ich habe ein neues Produkt von
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Und das ist sehr schön. Das ist sehr
gut. Gucken Sie doch mal. Ist das nicht
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gut? Da.
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Gucken Sie doch mal. Was ist denn für
ein Mist?
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Da. Ist das nicht gut? Sagen Sie mir
nachher.
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Lachen nicht.
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Nein, mein Herr. Nicht heute, okay?
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Kommen Sie mal mit.
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Yes, then let's test the condom here.
Let's build it up nicely, the little
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But it has to be a little bigger first.
Exactly, then we'll work on it.
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With the public understanding.
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First look if you like anything at all.
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It's a bit small to be so big when you
have the French condoms.
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Now maybe.
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Looks good.
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So,
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now try the other one.
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Exactly. So, now it's your turn.
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Are you tall enough?
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Strong?
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You have to stay up.
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Sehr schön.
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Das ist toll.
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Französische Kondome und deutsche
Schwänze.
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Vive l 'Europe!
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Ich denke an eine stattliche
Anfangsauflage. Über die Größenordnung
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noch sprechen. Wir könnten ein
Sparmodell entwickeln für die
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Sparmodell, was die Ausstattung angeht,
nicht die Qualität. Wären dann anders
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beschichtet, schlicht im Design.
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Oh, my God, what are you doing there?
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Jan, are you crazy?
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Unbelievable.
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That will have a aftertaste.
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I just got out of bed.
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Out of bed?
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Get fresh and go to the office.
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Just disgusting.
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Andre, this is for the advertising
agency.
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Please calculate it through, and
immediately.
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Okay.
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That went too far.
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Good day.
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Good morning.
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The Chancellor can't receive you today.
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You have to arrange another appointment.
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That's not possible.
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I've been waiting all this time.
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Why don't you buy a special condom?
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There's no beer.
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We'll fix it all.
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Of course.
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It'll be all modern.
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You won't see it again.
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Look, we're already there.
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No, not at
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all.
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Very good.
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Die Fernverkehrsanbindung ist sehr gut.
Der Güterverkehr per Bahn wäre auch kein
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Problem. Also Ihre Verkehrsprobleme
wären hier so gut wie gelöst.
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Oh, God.
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oh
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Oh.
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Mr.
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Excuse me, where is this advertising
agency?
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Oh,
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my God, Andre, I'll kill him.
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Hello, my dears.
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We have a very special guest here today.
This is the French president.
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Maybe you would like to introduce
yourself.
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I am just the president of the largest
condom manufacturer.
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We have the highest quality requirements
and we are ready when Germany changes
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its laws.
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As it has already happened in France.
And we make sure that you will continue
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have fun with sex.
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Yes.
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Wir haben sehr viele Modelle und
entwickeln uns ständig weiter. Wir
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Geschmack, jede Neigung, wir können
alles bedienen.
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Okay.
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Techniker, Musik?
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Ich möchte Ihnen vielmals für das
Interview danken. Es war nett hier, die
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Stimmung, das Ganze drumherum, sehr
schön.
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Sie gefallen mir wirklich gut.
258
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We'll meet tomorrow to discuss the
advertising.
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01:03:04,510 --> 01:03:06,770
A journalist is still missing on board.
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01:03:07,290 --> 01:03:10,530
It's a very relaxed and cheerful meal, I
hope. Not such a reception.
261
01:03:11,290 --> 01:03:13,730
Would you like to come if I asked you
to?
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01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:15,230
I would be happy.
263
01:03:16,630 --> 01:03:19,450
Yes, well, I'd like to take this offer.
264
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I would like to come. Yes.
265
01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:26,390
Okay, I'll let you get a written
invitation and I hope to see you.
266
01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:27,890
Thank you. See you.
267
01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:55,840
You may have wondered today, the
president and I to meet here together.
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01:03:56,180 --> 01:04:02,620
But as a journalist, you know how
important public opinion is for this
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01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:10,760
And this state -wide project, that maybe
small guides could see as against
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01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,760
our interests,
271
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:16,660
needs the support of the public opinion.
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01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,640
That's true.
273
01:04:36,990 --> 01:04:38,990
Good evening.
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01:04:39,210 --> 01:04:40,650
Good evening.
275
01:04:41,230 --> 01:04:42,830
Good evening. Good evening.
276
01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:44,250
Good evening.
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01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:57,700
Ja, wir haben uns vorgestellt, dass Sie
unser Projekt wohlmeinend in der Presse
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01:04:57,700 --> 01:04:58,700
begleiten.
279
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:04,100
Die wichtigsten Publikationen, für die
Sie sowieso tätig sind, dürften keine
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01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,220
Schwierigkeit sein.
281
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:07,000
Ich denke nicht.
282
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:13,200
Außerdem kann ich mir vorstellen, dass
Sie auch noch den einen oder anderen
283
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:18,940
Kollegen auf Ihre speziell charmante,
bekannte Weise überzeugen können.
284
01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:20,320
Das werde ich.
285
01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:27,580
Die Frau Präsidentin hat natürlich in
ihrem Namen die selben Maßnahmen
286
01:05:27,580 --> 01:05:32,700
ergriffen, sodass wir ein Netzwerk bauen
können, das auch in ihrer weiteren
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01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:37,100
beruflichen Karriere förderlich sein
kann über die internationalen Kontakte,
288
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,480
wir ihnen ermöglichen.
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01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,640
Hey, I love you.
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01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:57,300
Yeah, yeah,
291
01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:58,720
yeah. Yeah.
292
01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:16,050
Ooh.
293
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:10,920
Thank you.
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01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:27,480
Oh, yeah.
295
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,760
Oh. Oh.
296
01:14:31,980 --> 01:14:33,220
Oh. Oh.
297
01:14:33,740 --> 01:14:35,980
Oh. Oh.
298
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,160
Oh.
299
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,480
Oh.
300
01:14:56,340 --> 01:14:58,880
Tomorrow we have a nice trip ahead of
us.
301
01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:02,140
The gardens in the area are wonderful.
302
01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:03,380
You will enjoy it.
303
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,540
Good day, this is Cash, in the middle of
Berlin.
304
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,140
I can only tell you one thing.
305
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,080
The president works with unfair means.
306
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:14,640
This is not how it goes on anymore.
307
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,320
And that's why I call for a strike.
308
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,200
We strike, we strike, we strike.
309
01:15:19,820 --> 01:15:21,040
So, and I'm with you.
310
01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:22,300
That's what I can tell you.
311
01:15:42,990 --> 01:15:46,670
I think I'm missing something.
312
01:15:55,690 --> 01:15:56,690
Okay.
313
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,320
You can only test that in practice.
314
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:30,080
So I want to test with normal men how
our product is.
315
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,320
Did you come with me?
316
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:33,480
Do you understand what it's about?
317
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:37,880
Now, I'll do it briefly. You should try
it with it.
318
01:16:38,180 --> 01:16:40,100
I'll show it to you. I have it here.
319
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:42,680
Really good quality.
320
01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:43,980
A top product.
321
01:16:53,290 --> 01:16:55,110
I'm sure you'll like it.
322
01:16:55,630 --> 01:16:57,270
Perfect. Really.
323
01:16:57,570 --> 01:16:58,570
A very good product.
324
01:16:58,790 --> 01:17:00,450
Do you want to test it with me?
325
01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:38,900
Ist gut.
326
01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:49,200
Was ist, probieren wir es aus?
327
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:50,520
Na klar.
328
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:54,180
Euch gefallen also meine Kondome? Oh ja.
329
01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:02,940
Oh, zeig mir deinen Arsch. Oh, Wahnsinn.
330
01:21:16,390 --> 01:21:18,470
Thank you.
331
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:47,280
No.
332
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:14,640
Was ist denn jetzt nur mit dem Streik?
Ach, die Präsidenten -Schlampe, die
333
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:15,900
macht's doch mit jeden immer.
334
01:25:17,260 --> 01:25:18,800
Christophsfiege. Stop, stop.
335
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:26,120
So, ihr Lieben, da sind wir wieder mit
unseren allzeit beliebten Cash. Cash ist
336
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:26,999
wieder da.
337
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:30,940
Und ich kann euch eins sagen, der Streik
ist beendet. Der ist einfach beendet.
338
01:25:30,940 --> 01:25:32,120
Und wer hat's gemacht? Der Cash.
339
01:25:32,980 --> 01:25:34,080
Kondome sind wieder da.
340
01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:38,140
Und es gibt nicht nur ein Bier, es gibt
zwei Bier. Zwei Bier gibt's jetzt.
341
01:25:39,310 --> 01:25:43,330
Vielen Dank, lieber Kelt. Weiter geht's
nach der Werbung.
342
01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:59,230
Oh, ich glaube, Sie haben kleine
Probleme.
343
01:26:00,310 --> 01:26:01,310
Leider große.
344
01:26:01,510 --> 01:26:04,570
Die Umfrauergebnisse verschlechtern sich
von Tag zu Tag.
345
01:26:05,270 --> 01:26:07,610
Wir müssen unbedingt etwas machen und...
346
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,560
Ich habe keine Lust, sein Bier zu
saufen.
347
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:16,800
Das kann ich verstehen, aber ich glaube,
ich habe die Lösung unserer Probleme.
348
01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:22,660
Das schaut gut aus.
349
01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:25,660
Ja, verstanden.
350
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,200
Wunderbar.
351
01:26:27,620 --> 01:26:28,620
Wunderbar.
352
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:29,960
Alles klar.
353
01:26:30,140 --> 01:26:31,140
Tschüss.
354
01:26:31,540 --> 01:26:34,360
Hallo. Wir verkaufen Kondome ohne Ende.
355
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,280
Uns geht das Bier aus.
356
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,300
Oh, beer? No problem. We'll get it.
357
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:39,840
Oh, there's something coming.
358
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,780
Ha. Super.
359
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,340
Bye. Bye.
360
01:26:50,660 --> 01:26:51,660
Hmm.
361
01:26:55,260 --> 01:26:57,320
Invitation. Two journalists.
362
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,400
They want invitations to test their
condoms.
363
01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:03,620
For a magazine.
364
01:27:04,700 --> 01:27:05,700
Sure.
365
01:27:06,570 --> 01:27:07,590
Yeah, why not?
366
01:27:08,770 --> 01:27:09,770
Why not?
367
01:27:43,820 --> 01:27:44,820
Jesus.
368
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:43,860
Thank you.
369
01:30:37,060 --> 01:30:38,300
Oh, my God.
370
01:31:19,260 --> 01:31:22,860
Oh, come here.
371
01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:24,180
Come and cook here.
372
01:31:24,460 --> 01:31:25,460
Come and cook here.
373
01:31:58,250 --> 01:31:59,650
What is this? What is this? What is
this?
374
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:01,240
Yeah.
375
01:32:11,900 --> 01:32:13,220
Yeah,
376
01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:21,740
good enough.
377
01:32:30,830 --> 01:32:31,830
Yeah.
378
01:33:12,549 --> 01:33:16,870
Why are you taking the condom now? To
fuck. I always take the condom from the
379
01:33:16,870 --> 01:33:17,950
president. Ah, okay.
380
01:33:18,190 --> 01:33:19,990
Yes. Yes, stop. Oh,
381
01:33:21,230 --> 01:33:23,770
yes.
382
01:33:26,390 --> 01:33:29,250
Exactly. Without a hand. Without a hand.
383
01:33:29,830 --> 01:33:30,830
Yes.
384
01:33:31,290 --> 01:33:32,830
Yes. Yes.
385
01:33:33,550 --> 01:33:34,550
Yes.
386
01:33:59,530 --> 01:34:02,090
President Trump.
387
01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:16,500
Oh,
388
01:34:17,340 --> 01:34:18,340
God.
389
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:18,360
Yeah.
390
01:35:19,100 --> 01:35:20,500
Yeah.
391
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,400
Yeah.
392
01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:26,480
Yeah.
393
01:36:12,110 --> 01:36:14,870
Yeah. Yeah.
394
01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:33,000
Yeah.
395
01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:35,440
Yeah.
396
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:37,160
Yeah.
397
01:37:41,220 --> 01:37:44,420
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
398
01:38:07,050 --> 01:38:08,230
Yes, don't pick us.
399
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:32,478
Good work.
400
01:39:32,480 --> 01:39:33,480
Thank you.
401
01:40:01,650 --> 01:40:05,770
Why don't you take the condom? To
tickle. I always take the condom from
402
01:40:05,770 --> 01:40:06,810
president. Ah, okay.
403
01:40:10,510 --> 01:40:11,228
Very,
404
01:40:11,230 --> 01:40:19,870
very
405
01:40:19,870 --> 01:40:20,870
great. That sounds great.
406
01:40:22,150 --> 01:40:23,290
Selling the cut bread.
407
01:40:23,730 --> 01:40:24,730
Very great.
408
01:40:24,850 --> 01:40:25,850
That makes me happy.
409
01:40:26,050 --> 01:40:27,110
Ah, I'll call you right away.
410
01:40:27,430 --> 01:40:28,430
See you soon.
411
01:40:28,650 --> 01:40:33,170
So, I'm telling you, the beer thing is
going great, but nobody wants our
412
01:40:33,170 --> 01:40:34,170
anymore. What?
413
01:40:34,650 --> 01:40:35,870
It's like cut bread.
414
01:40:36,090 --> 01:40:37,090
I just called.
415
01:40:37,370 --> 01:40:38,370
You can't do that.
416
01:40:39,290 --> 01:40:40,330
I've got something for you.
417
01:40:41,070 --> 01:40:42,070
DVD.
418
01:40:43,050 --> 01:40:44,210
Put it in, please.
419
01:40:49,430 --> 01:40:51,110
Why are you taking the condom?
420
01:40:51,390 --> 01:40:53,910
To fuck. I always take the condom of the
president.
421
01:40:54,210 --> 01:40:56,490
Ah, okay. Yes, take it all.
422
01:40:59,980 --> 01:41:01,380
Oh,
423
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:03,840
yeah.
424
01:41:04,620 --> 01:41:05,620
Oh,
425
01:41:06,440 --> 01:41:08,640
yeah.
426
01:41:29,260 --> 01:41:32,460
Ich weiß, dass dieser Cash lästig ist,
aber ich kann schlecht per Gesetz
427
01:41:32,460 --> 01:41:34,580
verordnen, dass er nicht mehr werden
darf, nicht wahr?
428
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:39,840
Nein, nein, aber... Ich habe einen
Termin in den Magma Studios vereinbart.
429
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:43,660
Das ist übrigens von einem ganz
berühmten Künstler. Mir fällt nur gerade
430
01:41:43,660 --> 01:41:44,499
Name nicht ein.
431
01:41:44,500 --> 01:41:45,980
Was für einen Termin.
432
01:41:47,480 --> 01:41:52,480
Unser allseits beliebter Cash hat wieder
eine ganz tolle, geniale Idee.
433
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:56,460
Deutschland und Frankreich werden sich
zusammenschließen im...
434
01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:59,260
Condom business and world market leader.
435
01:42:01,300 --> 01:42:03,420
That was good. I'm always for
reconciliation.
436
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:07,060
And if the three sizes come together, it
can only be successful.
437
01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:12,540
We will be able to react to new trends
even faster in the future, because we
438
01:42:12,540 --> 01:42:15,100
our development department together to
be able to tackle new challenges within
439
01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:16,760
the shortest time.
440
01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:22,680
And then of course there are three full
-blood entrepreneurs on the way, whose
441
01:42:22,680 --> 01:42:24,200
personalities complement each other
excellently.
442
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:28,680
That's why I think that protected
traffic will become top -trend in all of
443
01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:29,459
Europe.
444
01:42:29,460 --> 01:42:30,500
It will be inside.
445
01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:33,300
Have a lot of fun with one of our
condoms.
446
01:42:41,340 --> 01:42:46,160
And so the next evening the great
reconciliation ceremony took place in
447
01:42:46,160 --> 01:42:47,320
Hall of the castle.
448
01:42:48,300 --> 01:42:53,960
Everyone who was offended before and now
new business partners and their bright
449
01:42:53,960 --> 01:42:56,900
entourage met in the best mood.
450
01:42:57,300 --> 01:43:02,060
They clapped at a glass of top
champagne, as it is heard for top
451
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:04,920
over much better plans for the future.
452
01:43:05,360 --> 01:43:10,080
The hostess whispered about surprises
and so it already creaked considerably
453
01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:11,080
with everyone.
454
01:43:11,860 --> 01:43:12,980
Please listen.
455
01:43:13,920 --> 01:43:18,000
Auf das Wohl unseres neuen
Marketingchefs, unserer neuen
456
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:21,940
gewissen neuen Geschäftsführerin im
roten Kleid. Ich wünsche uns viel Glück
457
01:43:21,940 --> 01:43:24,640
die Arbeit und allen einen schönen
Abend. Bitte seht euch.
458
01:43:24,860 --> 01:43:26,760
Miss Condoms auftritt. Okay.
459
01:48:37,610 --> 01:48:38,610
Thank you.
460
01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:25,300
Thank you.
461
01:50:03,470 --> 01:50:05,456
Thank you.
462
01:51:42,380 --> 01:51:43,380
We have...
463
01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:33,880
Yes.
464
01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:18,960
All right.
465
01:57:08,750 --> 01:57:10,890
Oh, God.
466
01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:37,360
Yes. Yes.
467
01:57:39,580 --> 01:57:40,980
Yes.
468
01:57:44,760 --> 01:57:48,360
Yes. Yes. Yes.
469
01:57:48,820 --> 01:57:49,820
Yes.
470
01:58:15,600 --> 01:58:18,400
Thank you.
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