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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,492 - * one, two, three, four 2 00:00:11,526 --> 00:00:13,457 * one, two, three, Four, five, six * 3 00:00:13,490 --> 00:00:14,689 * shake it, dude 4 00:00:14,722 --> 00:00:22,647 * 5 00:00:28,641 --> 00:00:29,972 * one, two, do it 6 00:00:30,006 --> 00:00:32,337 * 7 00:00:32,370 --> 00:00:33,768 * one, two, three 8 00:00:33,802 --> 00:00:35,566 - * four, four 9 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,630 * 10 00:00:39,829 --> 00:00:41,328 - here's where rage And zephyr 11 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,858 Discover j.T. Beaten And left for dead 12 00:00:42,892 --> 00:00:44,856 By a gang Of gay bashers. 13 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,289 - it's kind of gory. 14 00:00:46,322 --> 00:00:47,388 - it's supposed to be. 15 00:00:47,421 --> 00:00:48,752 - I'm sure That I left it here. 16 00:00:48,786 --> 00:00:49,718 - here's rage 17 00:00:49,751 --> 00:00:52,482 Zapping the bashers With his mind distorter. 18 00:00:52,515 --> 00:00:53,781 - with his what? 19 00:00:53,814 --> 00:00:55,845 - he surrounds them With a mind distortion field 20 00:00:55,878 --> 00:00:57,477 So they think They're all fags. 21 00:00:57,510 --> 00:00:59,341 - then they Beat each other to death. 22 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,705 - wow. Then what happens? 23 00:01:01,738 --> 00:01:04,236 - then he swoops j.T. Into his arms 24 00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:05,934 And takes him Up to his lair 25 00:01:05,968 --> 00:01:07,699 Perched high above Gayopolis... 26 00:01:07,732 --> 00:01:09,530 - and he brings j.T. Back to life 27 00:01:09,564 --> 00:01:11,762 With lots of heavy kissing And deep anal penetration. 28 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:13,261 - which, if you'll notice 29 00:01:13,294 --> 00:01:15,524 From the generous amounts Of illustrations, 30 00:01:15,558 --> 00:01:16,956 Is justin's Favorite part. 31 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,321 - yes, I see. 32 00:01:18,355 --> 00:01:20,618 Okay, where the hell Is my palm? 33 00:01:20,652 --> 00:01:22,351 - mm, well, try my bedroom. 34 00:01:22,384 --> 00:01:23,949 You know, it may have Dropped out of your pocket 35 00:01:23,981 --> 00:01:25,413 While you were dropping out Of your pants. 36 00:01:25,447 --> 00:01:28,577 - mm, good thinking, Boy-toy wonder. 37 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:36,536 - you stole it? 38 00:01:36,568 --> 00:01:37,700 - [whispering] Borrowed it. 39 00:01:37,734 --> 00:01:38,966 Ben's got a buddy list In here. 40 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,398 So I'm gonna Call everybody on it 41 00:01:40,431 --> 00:01:41,929 And invite them To a surprise party. 42 00:01:41,962 --> 00:01:43,728 - when's his birthday? - saturday. 43 00:01:43,761 --> 00:01:44,859 - no shit, that's mine. 44 00:01:44,892 --> 00:01:47,789 - really? - yeah. 45 00:01:47,823 --> 00:01:50,254 Isn't that the most amazing Coincidence? 46 00:01:50,287 --> 00:01:51,952 - what, that you two Have the same birthday? 47 00:01:51,985 --> 00:01:53,683 - or that you and brian Are both in love 48 00:01:53,717 --> 00:01:56,181 With guys Who have the same birthday. 49 00:01:56,215 --> 00:01:58,478 - ahh, no luck In the bedroom. 50 00:01:58,512 --> 00:02:00,476 - that's a first. 51 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:01,908 [buzzer] 52 00:02:01,941 --> 00:02:04,339 - you know, I know that my Palm's state-of-the-art, but... 53 00:02:04,372 --> 00:02:06,237 Couldn't have just walked away On its own. 54 00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:07,236 - you want to stay for Dinner? 55 00:02:07,269 --> 00:02:08,634 Ben's making pad thai. 56 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:09,866 - then... 57 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,864 We are going to watch... 58 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,496 Sunset boulevard. 59 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:15,360 - I can't. 60 00:02:15,394 --> 00:02:16,758 Brian and I are going to... 61 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:17,757 Babylon. - babylon. 62 00:02:17,791 --> 00:02:19,722 - babylon, yeah. 63 00:02:19,755 --> 00:02:22,719 [upbeat music] 64 00:02:22,752 --> 00:02:24,485 * 65 00:02:24,517 --> 00:02:27,481 - whoo! Yeah! 66 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:33,176 * 67 00:02:33,209 --> 00:02:36,438 - isn't that, like, The most amazing coincidence? 68 00:02:36,472 --> 00:02:38,602 - that you ben and, like, 17 million other people 69 00:02:38,635 --> 00:02:41,200 Have the same birthday? 70 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:42,865 - so how do you plan on Commemorating the big event? 71 00:02:42,898 --> 00:02:45,196 A trip to key west? 72 00:02:45,229 --> 00:02:47,526 Something with four wheels And a retractable hard-top? 73 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,625 - that sounds good. 74 00:02:48,659 --> 00:02:49,790 - I'm not. 75 00:02:49,823 --> 00:02:51,589 - you're not? 76 00:02:51,622 --> 00:02:53,454 - what's a fucking birthday? 77 00:02:53,487 --> 00:02:55,884 Anybody can get born, Even you. 78 00:02:55,917 --> 00:02:59,447 The only thing worth Celebrating is achievement. 79 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,812 - I seem to remember you 80 00:03:00,845 --> 00:03:03,742 Throwing michael a little Surprise party last year. 81 00:03:03,775 --> 00:03:05,241 - I agree with brian. 82 00:03:05,274 --> 00:03:07,205 I think birthdays Are silly, 83 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:09,769 Sentimental, And unnecessary. 84 00:03:09,802 --> 00:03:10,868 - okay, sweetheart, 85 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:12,499 Thanks for the ride, But, uh, 86 00:03:12,533 --> 00:03:15,297 Here's where I get off. 87 00:03:16,662 --> 00:03:19,259 - some catch. How come You're throwing him back? 88 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:20,525 - not big enough? 89 00:03:20,558 --> 00:03:22,755 - oh, I'm sure He's big enough. 90 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:24,221 - you still in mourning? 91 00:03:24,254 --> 00:03:25,852 - I've tried boys, I've tried booze, 92 00:03:25,885 --> 00:03:27,483 I've tried pills... 93 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:31,713 But I am still in the valley Of the dulls. 94 00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:35,675 - well, neely, maybe you need Some spiritual succor. 95 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:37,373 - yeah, you should call My mother's minister. 96 00:03:37,407 --> 00:03:39,305 He gives great head. 97 00:03:39,338 --> 00:03:41,503 - that's not the kind of Healing I had in mind. 98 00:03:41,535 --> 00:03:45,265 You're coming with me Tomorrow... 99 00:03:45,299 --> 00:03:47,297 To church. 100 00:03:47,329 --> 00:03:48,761 - church? 101 00:03:48,794 --> 00:03:50,259 - the curtain Has already gone up 102 00:03:50,293 --> 00:03:52,257 On the biggest show In town, 103 00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:54,754 In the universe, In creation. 104 00:03:54,788 --> 00:03:57,651 It's called "Your life"! 105 00:03:57,685 --> 00:03:59,117 And it stars you. 106 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:01,148 The original cast, With lyrics and music, 107 00:04:01,182 --> 00:04:03,645 And a book that could only Have been written, 108 00:04:03,679 --> 00:04:08,075 Directed, And conceived by... 109 00:04:08,108 --> 00:04:09,107 God! 110 00:04:09,139 --> 00:04:10,372 All: amen. 111 00:04:10,405 --> 00:04:13,069 - isn't reverend brad Incredible? 112 00:04:13,102 --> 00:04:16,199 - yeah, yeah, he should... Win a tony. 113 00:04:16,232 --> 00:04:18,363 - this is not A dress rehearsal, kids. 114 00:04:18,396 --> 00:04:20,694 Let us sell it To the balcony and beyond. 115 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,559 Rise, rise, 116 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:23,790 And follow in your hymnals. 117 00:04:23,823 --> 00:04:27,320 [organ playing] 118 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,585 Hit it. 119 00:04:28,618 --> 00:04:30,051 * put on Your sunday clothes * 120 00:04:30,084 --> 00:04:33,580 * when you feel Down and out * 121 00:04:33,613 --> 00:04:36,045 * strut down the street And have your picture took * 122 00:04:36,078 --> 00:04:37,775 - imagine How good you'll feel. 123 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:39,441 - I think it's going to take A little more than a show tune. 124 00:04:39,474 --> 00:04:43,303 - * like a dream, your spirit Seems to turn about * 125 00:04:43,337 --> 00:04:46,100 - here, share mine. - thanks. 126 00:04:46,134 --> 00:04:49,264 - * a certain sign that You feel as fine as you look * 127 00:04:49,297 --> 00:04:54,325 * when you wear a song The world is all a smile * 128 00:04:54,358 --> 00:04:57,056 * that makes you feel brand-new Down to your toes * 129 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,653 Oh! 130 00:04:58,686 --> 00:05:00,684 * get out your feathers, Your... * 131 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,317 - you know, I actually Do feel better. 132 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:03,715 - * your buttons and bows 133 00:05:03,748 --> 00:05:05,313 * for there's No blue monday * 134 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,643 * in your sunday clothes 135 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,440 - come on, barnaby, Let's go to pittsburgh. 136 00:05:11,473 --> 00:05:14,037 - I was with the peace corps For a few years, 137 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:15,668 But then, I decided What I really wanted 138 00:05:15,702 --> 00:05:18,565 Was to work with kids. - that's sweet. 139 00:05:18,599 --> 00:05:20,663 - huh. Ever teach second-graders? 140 00:05:20,697 --> 00:05:23,294 Sweet's not exactly the word. - [chuckling] 141 00:05:23,327 --> 00:05:25,458 I'm sure they adore you. 142 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,723 - I love it. 143 00:05:26,756 --> 00:05:28,389 And it allows me time In the evenings 144 00:05:28,422 --> 00:05:30,287 To volunteer at the gay youth Support line 145 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,684 And to train for the aids ride On the weekend. 146 00:05:32,717 --> 00:05:36,047 And then, of course, I, uh... Help out at the church. 147 00:05:36,081 --> 00:05:38,245 - of course. Heh. 148 00:05:38,278 --> 00:05:39,477 I'm impressed. 149 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:42,507 - listen to me going on About myself. 150 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:45,237 What about you? 151 00:05:45,271 --> 00:05:46,969 Tell me what you do. 152 00:05:47,002 --> 00:05:48,667 - me? - mm-hmm. 153 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:51,664 [techno music] 154 00:05:51,697 --> 00:05:54,561 * 155 00:05:54,594 --> 00:05:56,625 Ted? 156 00:05:56,658 --> 00:05:58,157 - hmm? 157 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:59,489 Where'd you just go? 158 00:05:59,522 --> 00:06:01,619 - oh, uh... 159 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,285 Nowhere. I was, uh... 160 00:06:03,318 --> 00:06:06,082 Just thinking About what you said. 161 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:09,012 - so, uh, what do you do? 162 00:06:09,046 --> 00:06:12,009 - I, uh... Work in computers. 163 00:06:12,043 --> 00:06:14,373 - um, sales? Programming? 164 00:06:14,406 --> 00:06:17,969 - I run my own dot-com Company. 165 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,600 - really? 166 00:06:19,634 --> 00:06:21,333 An entrepreneur. 167 00:06:21,365 --> 00:06:24,063 So, uh, what kind of Company is it? 168 00:06:24,096 --> 00:06:26,260 - you know... 169 00:06:26,293 --> 00:06:28,358 Dealing with people's needs. 170 00:06:31,088 --> 00:06:32,887 You might call it... 171 00:06:32,921 --> 00:06:34,484 Relief work. 172 00:06:34,518 --> 00:06:35,983 - somehow I... 173 00:06:36,017 --> 00:06:37,116 I knew you'd do something 174 00:06:37,149 --> 00:06:40,945 That involved Helping others. 175 00:06:40,978 --> 00:06:43,475 - a surprise party? 176 00:06:43,509 --> 00:06:44,607 So what do you plan to do? 177 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,472 - do? - yeah, you know, 178 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:47,537 After everyone Jumps out of the woodwork 179 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:48,736 And screams "Surprise"? 180 00:06:48,769 --> 00:06:51,201 - I don't know. I-I thought We'd sing happy birthday 181 00:06:51,234 --> 00:06:53,299 And cut the cake, Open presents. 182 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:54,997 - any thought of nudity And drugs? 183 00:06:55,030 --> 00:06:57,195 - this isn't One of your affairs. 184 00:06:57,227 --> 00:06:59,059 Besides, I'm not rolling in dough. 185 00:06:59,093 --> 00:07:00,924 I can't afford Some elaborate party. 186 00:07:00,957 --> 00:07:02,422 - sweetheart, you don't need A lot of money, 187 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,320 You just need a theme. 188 00:07:04,353 --> 00:07:05,451 What's, uh, What's ben into? 189 00:07:05,485 --> 00:07:07,383 - yoga, buddhism. 190 00:07:07,416 --> 00:07:09,547 - oh, we can meditate! 191 00:07:09,581 --> 00:07:11,013 That sounds like fun. 192 00:07:11,046 --> 00:07:12,145 - okay, give me a minute here. 193 00:07:12,179 --> 00:07:14,376 Let me think, Let me think. 194 00:07:14,409 --> 00:07:18,038 Okay, okay, it's coming to me. I'm getting an idea. 195 00:07:18,072 --> 00:07:19,304 Why don't we do 196 00:07:19,337 --> 00:07:22,034 A geisha-sushi-"Miss-saigony" Kind of thing? 197 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:23,466 We can transform Ben's apartment 198 00:07:23,499 --> 00:07:26,329 Into a far eastern Phantasmagoria 199 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,562 With colored lanterns 200 00:07:27,595 --> 00:07:30,559 And, um, little... Pagodas. 201 00:07:30,592 --> 00:07:32,457 - yeah. Better yet, 202 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:34,021 Why don't you buy A bottle of sake 203 00:07:34,055 --> 00:07:35,586 And a copy of the kama sutra 204 00:07:35,619 --> 00:07:38,151 And fuck your brains out? 205 00:07:38,184 --> 00:07:39,349 It'll be cheaper. 206 00:07:39,382 --> 00:07:41,048 - honey, you just Leave it to me. 207 00:07:41,081 --> 00:07:43,878 I will make sure it is a party That's unforgettable. 208 00:07:43,911 --> 00:07:45,509 - who's having a party? 209 00:07:45,543 --> 00:07:47,541 - nobody. 210 00:07:47,573 --> 00:07:50,804 - mustn't be much Of a guest list. 211 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,402 - ben's birthday. 212 00:07:52,435 --> 00:07:54,433 And michael's going to Throw him a far eastern... 213 00:07:54,466 --> 00:07:58,862 Phantasmagoria . 214 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,327 - that's nice. 215 00:08:02,325 --> 00:08:03,424 [bell dings] 216 00:08:03,457 --> 00:08:05,422 - hey, deb, Your order's up. 217 00:08:05,455 --> 00:08:07,220 - order's up. 218 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:08,319 Gotta get back to work. 219 00:08:10,849 --> 00:08:12,115 - what the fuck You tell her for? 220 00:08:12,148 --> 00:08:14,146 - why the fuck do you want To keep it a secret? 221 00:08:14,179 --> 00:08:16,343 - because I don't want her to Give me any more shit about ben. 222 00:08:16,376 --> 00:08:18,941 - maybe if you invited her... 223 00:08:18,974 --> 00:08:22,004 - what for? She wouldn't come anyway. 224 00:08:22,037 --> 00:08:24,035 - what do you mean, He's not doing anything? 225 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,133 - brian doesn't believe in Birthdays, not even his own. 226 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,998 - what kind of Bullshit is that? 227 00:08:28,031 --> 00:08:29,862 - he almost killed himself When he turned 30. 228 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:31,194 - yeah, who's talking About his birthday? 229 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:32,359 We're talking About justin's. 230 00:08:32,393 --> 00:08:34,124 What's his problem With turning 19? 231 00:08:34,157 --> 00:08:36,055 - he believes in celebrating Accomplishment, 232 00:08:36,089 --> 00:08:37,088 Not sentimental rituals. 233 00:08:37,121 --> 00:08:38,220 - oh, blah, blah, blah. 234 00:08:38,253 --> 00:08:40,185 What the hell did he do, Brainwash you? 235 00:08:40,218 --> 00:08:43,215 Everybody deserves a little Attention on their birthday. 236 00:08:43,248 --> 00:08:45,379 - especially from the person They love. 237 00:08:45,412 --> 00:08:46,878 [giggling] 238 00:08:46,911 --> 00:08:49,208 Well, if brian's not going To do anything, we will. 239 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:52,138 - yeah. What do you say we, uh, Go to dinner and a movie? 240 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:54,370 - oh, that's not very special. We can do that anytime. 241 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,301 - okay, Let's throw a party. 242 00:08:56,334 --> 00:08:58,998 - I hate parties. - he hates parties. 243 00:08:59,031 --> 00:09:00,863 - besides, michael's Already giving ben one. 244 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:03,793 - I know. You're coming with us, Saturday afternoon. 245 00:09:03,826 --> 00:09:05,191 - where? 246 00:09:05,224 --> 00:09:06,757 - a friend of mine who teaches In the music department 247 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:10,219 At your school invited us To a violin recital. 248 00:09:10,253 --> 00:09:11,818 - a violin recital? 249 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,082 - she said the student Who's playing is a genius. 250 00:09:14,115 --> 00:09:15,913 - I'm not really Into classical music. 251 00:09:15,947 --> 00:09:17,411 - well, maybe it's time You exposed yourself 252 00:09:17,445 --> 00:09:19,343 To a higher form Of cultural expression 253 00:09:19,376 --> 00:09:21,774 Than the thumpa-thumpa At babylon. 254 00:09:21,807 --> 00:09:23,805 - well, if he doesn't want To go, don't force him. 255 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:26,435 Although she also said He's really cute. 256 00:09:26,468 --> 00:09:30,364 [giggling] 257 00:09:30,397 --> 00:09:31,963 - [mouth full] Why didn't you say so? 258 00:09:31,996 --> 00:09:35,326 [indistinct chatter] 259 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:38,156 - ahh. These are for you. 260 00:09:38,189 --> 00:09:39,788 - but it's your birthday. 261 00:09:39,822 --> 00:09:42,384 - well, you know what they say, It's better to give. 262 00:09:42,418 --> 00:09:44,683 - well, receiving's Not too bad either. 263 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:45,848 - mmm. - you know, while we're 264 00:09:45,881 --> 00:09:47,213 On the subject Of your birthday... 265 00:09:47,246 --> 00:09:49,012 - yes, while we're on it, Please, nothing special. 266 00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:52,341 Let's just keep it simple And low-key, okay? 267 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,140 - simple and low-key it is. 268 00:09:53,173 --> 00:09:54,772 I thought we could Go to dinner. 269 00:09:54,806 --> 00:09:58,401 - someplace easy and casual, Nothing fancy. 270 00:09:58,434 --> 00:10:00,799 - how about The liberty diner? 271 00:10:00,832 --> 00:10:01,764 - not that casual. [chuckles] 272 00:10:01,798 --> 00:10:03,796 - look, how about I meet you At your place? 273 00:10:03,829 --> 00:10:05,061 Um, what time Do you get home? 274 00:10:05,095 --> 00:10:09,023 - ah, if I had my damn palm, I Could tell you for sure, but... 275 00:10:09,056 --> 00:10:10,988 Let's see, I've got classes Till 4:00, 276 00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:13,385 Then the doctor's, Then yoga, so... 277 00:10:13,418 --> 00:10:16,649 I'd say around 7:00. Um, no, you better make it 7:30. 278 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,781 - perfect. 279 00:10:17,814 --> 00:10:19,312 - ben. 280 00:10:19,345 --> 00:10:21,910 - hey, paul. [grunts] 281 00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:23,108 - how are you doing, baby? 282 00:10:23,141 --> 00:10:24,240 - mm, good. Good. You? 283 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:25,839 - ah, no complaints. 284 00:10:25,873 --> 00:10:26,905 - paul, this is michael. 285 00:10:26,937 --> 00:10:29,102 - oh, michael. 286 00:10:29,135 --> 00:10:30,701 I heard you were seeing Someone. 287 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:32,099 - word travels fast. 288 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,097 - [laughs] Around here? 289 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:36,261 Uh, listen, uh, We should get together. 290 00:10:36,294 --> 00:10:37,660 Why don't you call me Sometime? 291 00:10:37,693 --> 00:10:39,958 - I will, I'll do that. - good. 292 00:10:39,991 --> 00:10:42,055 See you, michael. Both: see you. 293 00:10:42,088 --> 00:10:44,319 - nice guy. - paul? Oh, yeah, he's... 294 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,451 He's a sweetheart. 295 00:10:45,484 --> 00:10:48,948 Actually, he and I were Together about five years ago. 296 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,080 - oh. 297 00:10:50,113 --> 00:10:52,810 - no, we stayed friends, Al-- 298 00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:55,241 Although at the time, It was not easy. 299 00:10:55,274 --> 00:10:56,740 - wait, isn't that About the time 300 00:10:56,773 --> 00:10:57,772 That you found out That you were... 301 00:10:57,805 --> 00:10:58,771 - positive, yeah. 302 00:10:58,804 --> 00:10:59,969 He's the one Who infected me. 303 00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:01,701 - holy fuck. 304 00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:03,633 - no, no, no, it's... 305 00:11:03,666 --> 00:11:05,064 It's okay. 306 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:08,327 He didn't know and I-I Should've been more careful. 307 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,825 Anyway, I've, uh... 308 00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:12,789 I've forgiven him. 309 00:11:18,217 --> 00:11:19,649 - the man is perfect. 310 00:11:19,682 --> 00:11:20,780 There's no other explanation. 311 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,112 How else could you forgive The guy who infected you? 312 00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:24,976 - [snorts] Try nuts. 313 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:27,173 - if it were me, I'd want to kill him. 314 00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:28,839 - ben's not like that. 315 00:11:28,872 --> 00:11:31,136 He's managed to free himself From all the emotional baggage 316 00:11:31,169 --> 00:11:32,702 That the rest of us Carry around. 317 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,667 - I wonder how he does it. 318 00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:36,164 - my guess, He sings a lot of show tunes. 319 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:37,729 - you weren't doing Such a bad job, 320 00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,960 Belting them out. - what about you? 321 00:11:39,994 --> 00:11:42,024 Your duet With the boy ingenue? 322 00:11:42,057 --> 00:11:43,890 - ah, you mean saint luke? 323 00:11:43,923 --> 00:11:45,754 - something tells me Your interest in him 324 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,186 Isn't entirely spiritual. 325 00:11:47,219 --> 00:11:49,916 - he is the sweetest, The kindest, the... 326 00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:52,180 Sexiest, most adorable guy I've ever met. 327 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:53,745 - so what does he think About you? 328 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,843 - he thinks I run A relief organization. 329 00:11:55,877 --> 00:11:57,108 - what? - what? 330 00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,107 - what? - what? 331 00:11:58,140 --> 00:11:59,139 - what? - what? 332 00:11:59,173 --> 00:12:00,672 - yep. 333 00:12:00,705 --> 00:12:02,869 Me, the red cross, And the unicef. 334 00:12:02,902 --> 00:12:05,766 - and how, pray, did he get That impression? 335 00:12:05,799 --> 00:12:08,996 - well, he asked me What I did, and I, uh-- 336 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,961 - lied? 337 00:12:12,225 --> 00:12:13,691 - why the hell did you Do that? 338 00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:15,722 - he's a church-going Elementary school teacher 339 00:12:15,756 --> 00:12:17,254 Who does charity work, For fuck's sake. 340 00:12:17,287 --> 00:12:19,118 I mean, what would he think If I told him I'm the ceo 341 00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:21,050 Of jerkatwork.Net? 342 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,881 - well, if he's as perfect As you say, 343 00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:25,079 He probably wouldn't care. 344 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,276 - [groans] Well, boys... 345 00:12:27,309 --> 00:12:28,808 You date your saints. 346 00:12:28,842 --> 00:12:30,873 I'll stick to the sinners. 347 00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:36,534 - but it's his birthday, For christ's sakes. 348 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,498 - couldn't you at least Have a cake? 349 00:12:38,532 --> 00:12:40,829 - I don't need any cake. I gained three ounces last week. 350 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:42,660 Now, will you please Get off my back? 351 00:12:42,693 --> 00:12:44,858 I have a shitload Of work to do. 352 00:12:44,891 --> 00:12:46,823 - hey, you look spiffy. 353 00:12:46,856 --> 00:12:48,087 - a new sport coat? 354 00:12:48,121 --> 00:12:50,752 - yep. My mom got it for me For my birthday. 355 00:12:50,784 --> 00:12:54,947 - didn't your daddy ever Teach you how to tie a tie? 356 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,546 - no, he was too busy Kicking me out 357 00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:58,176 And beating the shit Out of you. 358 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,942 - well, neither did mine. 359 00:12:59,975 --> 00:13:02,172 He was too busy Regretting the day I was born. 360 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,171 Come here. 361 00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:05,136 - * all right 362 00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:07,534 * you're getting Way too close * 363 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,565 * all right 364 00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:11,729 * smellin' like a rose 365 00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:13,528 * come on 366 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,057 - this isn't the birthday suit I'd like to see you in. 367 00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:18,189 [chuckles] 368 00:13:18,222 --> 00:13:20,087 - * and find a better way 369 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,452 - there, now. 370 00:13:21,486 --> 00:13:23,050 Go get some culture. 371 00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:25,847 * 372 00:13:25,881 --> 00:13:28,844 - don't work too hard. 373 00:13:28,878 --> 00:13:34,538 * 374 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:37,069 - I'll catch up with you. 375 00:13:37,102 --> 00:13:38,168 * 376 00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:40,798 - * what have we got, You and me * 377 00:13:40,831 --> 00:13:41,997 - did you forget something? 378 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,895 - I don't understand you. 379 00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:45,461 - few do. 380 00:13:45,494 --> 00:13:46,925 - it's obvious how much You love him, 381 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,757 Yet you won't celebrate His birthday 382 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,788 Because you don't consider It an accomplishment. 383 00:13:50,821 --> 00:13:52,753 Well, isn't it an Accomplishment that he's alive 384 00:13:52,785 --> 00:13:53,884 And well? 385 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,616 Isn't that enough reason To celebrate? 386 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:58,846 - * make my day When you make my night * 387 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:03,474 * make my day Stepping into the light * 388 00:14:03,507 --> 00:14:07,570 * make my day When you make my night * 389 00:14:07,603 --> 00:14:09,601 * all right [door slams] 390 00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,698 * you're getting Way too close * 391 00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:14,695 [intense violin music] 392 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:22,654 * 393 00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:41,969 - I found it. 394 00:15:42,002 --> 00:15:45,732 I wore it to the what-a-drag Ball in '89. 395 00:15:45,765 --> 00:15:47,696 I went as cho-cho-san. - [laughs] 396 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,961 - your mother went As pinkerton. 397 00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:51,892 I promised emmett he could Borrow it for the party. 398 00:15:51,926 --> 00:15:54,456 - it will make A fabulous hostess gown. 399 00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:56,786 - he'll be stunning. 400 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,784 - just don't be late. 401 00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:00,517 - and don't you be nervous. 402 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,015 - I just want everything To come off as planned, 403 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,414 You know, for ben. 404 00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:06,010 - it'll be the social event Of the season. 405 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,609 - what's the social event Of the season? 406 00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:09,972 The homo hop at babylon? 407 00:16:10,006 --> 00:16:12,737 - ben's surprise party. 408 00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:14,468 - oh. 409 00:16:14,502 --> 00:16:15,601 - [clears throat] 410 00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:17,964 I was just telling vic Not to be late. 411 00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:20,994 - uh-huh. 412 00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:22,859 - you know... 413 00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:24,923 If you want to come... 414 00:16:24,956 --> 00:16:27,454 - ah, that's okay. I got plans. I'm-- 415 00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:31,450 I'm, uh, I-I'm going To the movies with my--my-- 416 00:16:31,484 --> 00:16:33,814 My friend rosie. 417 00:16:33,847 --> 00:16:35,313 B-but please, 418 00:16:35,346 --> 00:16:37,610 Wish him many happy returns For me. 419 00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:43,870 - I will. 420 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,502 And I'll be sure to give this To emmett. 421 00:16:45,535 --> 00:16:47,600 Thanks. - see you, michael. 422 00:16:56,989 --> 00:17:00,918 You haven't spoken to rosie In...12 years? 423 00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:02,617 - well, you never know, She may call. 424 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:04,382 Here, help me with this. 425 00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:12,340 - I thought you were going To make more of an effort 426 00:17:12,373 --> 00:17:13,904 Where michael and ben Are concerned. 427 00:17:13,938 --> 00:17:15,769 - do you see me giving him Any grief? 428 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,367 - I don't see you giving him Any joy. 429 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:22,929 - I agreed to tolerate it, Not endorse it. 430 00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:25,426 - well, maybe you could Up your commitment a notch. 431 00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:26,858 You've got to admit, 432 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,789 Ben's been A positive influence on him. 433 00:17:28,822 --> 00:17:31,486 - positive? Exactly. 434 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,918 - and despite All of your darkest fears 435 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,383 And dire predictions, 436 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:38,246 They both seem to be Doing just fine. 437 00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:40,843 So why not be a sport... 438 00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,808 And make the kid happy? 439 00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,534 - was he amazing or what? 440 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,264 - and to think That he's so young. 441 00:17:52,298 --> 00:17:54,462 - he started playing When he was four. 442 00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:56,493 He studied with the great Andrei vishnevski. 443 00:17:56,526 --> 00:17:58,424 - I thought you didn't know Anything about classical music. 444 00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:00,223 - I read the program. 445 00:18:00,256 --> 00:18:02,752 - I think we're witnessing A conversion experience. 446 00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:05,584 - another lesbian Success story. Hmm. 447 00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:07,482 - yes. 448 00:18:07,515 --> 00:18:09,612 Oh, there's susan. I'd better Thank her for the tickets. 449 00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:10,644 Oh, excuse me. 450 00:18:10,678 --> 00:18:14,740 [indistinct chatter] 451 00:18:16,705 --> 00:18:18,303 - thank you for coming. 452 00:18:24,663 --> 00:18:27,261 - I just wanted to say I thought you were great. 453 00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:31,223 - the ravel was passable, But the brahms was for shit. 454 00:18:31,257 --> 00:18:32,588 - I didn't notice. 455 00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:35,385 - yeah, well, you should've. It was all your fault. 456 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,583 - me? - yes. 457 00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:41,611 The way you were staring At me was very distracting. 458 00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:43,344 - I'm sorry. 459 00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:46,406 - although not necessarily In a bad way. 460 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,538 - heh. Yeah, I'm justin. 461 00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:51,301 - ethan. - I know. 462 00:18:51,335 --> 00:18:52,833 - what's this? 463 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:55,596 - oh, it's nothing. - let me see. 464 00:19:02,323 --> 00:19:05,320 It's me in five variations. - [chuckles] 465 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,683 It's a habit. You know, I can't... 466 00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:09,282 Stop myself. [chuckles] 467 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,080 - it's the sign Of a true artist. 468 00:19:11,114 --> 00:19:13,444 I play in my sleep. 469 00:19:13,477 --> 00:19:14,643 You go to school here, Right? 470 00:19:14,676 --> 00:19:16,508 - visual arts. - yeah. 471 00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:18,439 Yeah, I thought I recognized you. 472 00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:21,070 - some friends brought me For my birthday. 473 00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:25,032 - [singsong] Hello. 474 00:19:27,263 --> 00:19:29,460 - here. Happy birthday. 475 00:19:29,494 --> 00:19:31,525 - it's your own cd. - yeah, I made it myself. 476 00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:33,290 A couple of mozart Sonatas, a... 477 00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:35,521 Debussy, A little bernstein. 478 00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:37,651 - heh. Nice photo. 479 00:19:37,685 --> 00:19:41,148 - yeah, well, next time, I'm going to use one of these. 480 00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,346 - do. - ethan. 481 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,378 Good job. - hi, how're you doing? 482 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,609 Good to see you. 483 00:19:46,642 --> 00:19:48,307 I haven't seen you guys In so long. 484 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:52,336 - well, it's been, uh, What, two or three months? 485 00:19:57,398 --> 00:19:58,995 - [breathing heavily] 486 00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:06,521 [sighs deeply] 487 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,215 Ohh. 488 00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:14,347 - mmm. 489 00:20:15,711 --> 00:20:17,743 - ohh. 490 00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,398 - you... 491 00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:32,028 Are a wonderful lover, ted. 492 00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:36,057 You're so nice, So sincere... 493 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:39,652 So honest. 494 00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:42,150 I felt immediately 495 00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:44,714 That you're someone I could trust. 496 00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:46,279 - [chuckles] 497 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,111 [stammering] 498 00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:50,408 You remember, uh, When you asked me what I did, 499 00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:52,706 And then-- And I said I... 500 00:20:52,738 --> 00:20:54,570 I worked in computers? 501 00:20:54,604 --> 00:20:56,968 - mm-hmm, and that you're A service provider 502 00:20:57,002 --> 00:21:00,398 For a relief organization. 503 00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:03,295 - [chuckles] Yeah, um... 504 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,525 W-well, that's--that's not Completely accurate, 505 00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:09,588 Although... I can understand from... 506 00:21:09,621 --> 00:21:12,518 How intentionally ambiguous I was about my job description 507 00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:17,146 That you... Might assume that, uh... 508 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,978 That I ship Food and clothing 509 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,640 To war-torn regions Of the globe, when... 510 00:21:22,674 --> 00:21:24,972 In fact, uh... 511 00:21:25,005 --> 00:21:27,302 The service I provide... 512 00:21:29,566 --> 00:21:32,130 [clears throat] 513 00:21:32,164 --> 00:21:33,995 It's a porn site. 514 00:21:34,028 --> 00:21:39,057 And, uh, the relief Comes from... 515 00:21:41,021 --> 00:21:44,184 Well, I'm sure you Can figure out the rest. 516 00:21:44,217 --> 00:21:47,381 [clock ticking] 517 00:21:47,414 --> 00:21:49,478 [both sigh] 518 00:21:49,511 --> 00:21:51,543 Well, I guess We'd better get dressed. 519 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,941 - no, wait. 520 00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:02,432 Is that what you Wanted to tell me? 521 00:22:02,465 --> 00:22:04,063 - well, yeah, I-I, You know, I thought, 522 00:22:04,096 --> 00:22:06,328 After everything you told me About yourself that... 523 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:10,223 You know, you might... 524 00:22:10,256 --> 00:22:13,652 - no, no. 525 00:22:13,685 --> 00:22:17,149 I've even Been on them myself. 526 00:22:17,182 --> 00:22:20,179 Couple times. 527 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:24,075 - you have? - mm-hmm. 528 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:27,638 - and you don't mind? 529 00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:31,067 - no. No. 530 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:35,063 Look. 531 00:22:35,097 --> 00:22:39,492 You're what matters. 532 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,355 - [sighs] 533 00:22:49,415 --> 00:22:52,312 - it was incredible. [violin playing on cd] 534 00:22:52,345 --> 00:22:54,576 - hooked on classics, Are we? 535 00:22:54,609 --> 00:22:56,240 - yeah, and the guy That played the violin, 536 00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:58,472 I wish you could've Been there, he was... 537 00:22:58,505 --> 00:23:03,033 He was incredible. - incredible, eh? 538 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:05,365 - you know, It wouldn't hurt you 539 00:23:05,398 --> 00:23:08,861 To expose yourself To some culture. 540 00:23:08,894 --> 00:23:11,391 - I've exposed myself To a little culture. 541 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:14,155 There was an oboe player I met at the baths once. 542 00:23:14,188 --> 00:23:15,254 - ohh. 543 00:23:15,287 --> 00:23:23,212 * 544 00:23:30,171 --> 00:23:35,133 - are you up for another Birthday treat? 545 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,996 - no way. 546 00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:40,128 [chuckles] 547 00:23:40,161 --> 00:23:43,390 No fucking way. 548 00:23:43,424 --> 00:23:45,123 I knew it. 549 00:23:45,155 --> 00:23:47,120 All that bullshit About not doing birthdays. 550 00:23:47,153 --> 00:23:50,117 You were just going To surprise me. 551 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,348 Ohh. 552 00:23:52,381 --> 00:23:56,810 What is it? 553 00:23:56,843 --> 00:23:59,008 - this way, young man. 554 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,504 - I'm going to trip. 555 00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:04,235 [yelps] 556 00:24:13,159 --> 00:24:15,456 - [imitates motor buzzing] 557 00:24:15,490 --> 00:24:19,086 - happy birthday. 558 00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,917 - happy birthday. 559 00:24:21,950 --> 00:24:25,046 Do you like your present? 560 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,443 He looks just like That underwear model 561 00:24:27,477 --> 00:24:29,775 You like, doesn't he? 562 00:24:29,808 --> 00:24:33,971 Are you going to unwrap it? 563 00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:07,835 - hi. [gong crashes] 564 00:25:07,868 --> 00:25:09,766 - [bad asian accent] Welcome, kind gentlemen. 565 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,064 Please enter. 566 00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:13,729 I am your hostess For the evening. 567 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,292 [shy giggle] 568 00:25:15,326 --> 00:25:17,224 - emmett, is that you? 569 00:25:17,257 --> 00:25:21,753 - yeah, honey. What do you think? 570 00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:23,418 - you put the "Gay" Back in geisha. 571 00:25:23,451 --> 00:25:24,217 - aww. 572 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,749 - come on, hurry up And get in. 573 00:25:25,782 --> 00:25:27,247 He's going to be here Any minute. 574 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,445 [emmett gasping] 575 00:25:28,478 --> 00:25:30,410 [soft japanese music] 576 00:25:30,443 --> 00:25:32,374 - uh, michael, 577 00:25:32,408 --> 00:25:34,739 M. Butterfly... 578 00:25:34,772 --> 00:25:36,670 This is luke. - uh, luke, right. 579 00:25:36,704 --> 00:25:38,968 We, uh, we met at the church Of the holy show tune. 580 00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:40,266 - right. 581 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,998 It's nice to meet you, luke. 582 00:25:42,031 --> 00:25:43,263 - jesus. 583 00:25:43,297 --> 00:25:44,395 This looks Like a dream I had 584 00:25:44,428 --> 00:25:47,093 After I ate Some bad moo goo gai pan. 585 00:25:47,126 --> 00:25:49,223 - yeah, it was just supposed To be a few red lanterns. 586 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,821 - okay, so I got A little carried away. 587 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:55,284 Come on in, have some sake And corn doodles. 588 00:25:55,317 --> 00:25:57,914 - I kind of blew my food budget On the room. 589 00:25:57,947 --> 00:25:59,146 Hmm. - [chuckling] 590 00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:02,276 [indistinct chatter] 591 00:26:02,309 --> 00:26:05,373 - oh. Mel, linz... 592 00:26:05,406 --> 00:26:07,871 This is luke. 593 00:26:07,904 --> 00:26:09,302 - oh, so you're The famous luke 594 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:11,233 That ted's Been raving about. 595 00:26:11,267 --> 00:26:12,998 - ted thinks You're pretty terrific. 596 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,797 - we think ted's Pretty terrific too. 597 00:26:14,829 --> 00:26:16,695 - tell him more. Tell him more. 598 00:26:16,728 --> 00:26:17,826 I'll go get some sake. 599 00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:21,156 [knock on door] 600 00:26:21,189 --> 00:26:22,221 - uncle vic. 601 00:26:22,255 --> 00:26:23,954 - on time, Just like you said. 602 00:26:23,987 --> 00:26:25,952 I hope you don't mind, I, uh... 603 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,050 Brought along a friend. 604 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,381 - the more the merrier. 605 00:26:32,245 --> 00:26:33,376 Ma, you came. 606 00:26:33,409 --> 00:26:35,241 - yeah, well, my-- My friend rosie called 607 00:26:35,274 --> 00:26:37,040 And cancelled At the last minute. 608 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:40,336 And, uh, since I had Nothing else to do, I... 609 00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:42,933 - well, I'm really glad You're here, 610 00:26:42,966 --> 00:26:45,631 And I'm sure Ben will be too. 611 00:26:45,664 --> 00:26:46,795 - listen, baby, 612 00:26:46,829 --> 00:26:48,194 As long As he's good to you, 613 00:26:48,228 --> 00:26:51,257 The least I could do Is wish him a happy birthday. 614 00:26:51,290 --> 00:26:52,789 And many more. 615 00:26:54,954 --> 00:26:56,885 [both chuckle] 616 00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:59,249 - but it's true, ted's Just been raving about you. 617 00:26:59,282 --> 00:27:00,748 - I don't think I've heard anyone 618 00:27:00,781 --> 00:27:03,645 Use "Est" more times In one sentence. 619 00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:04,644 The nicest, 620 00:27:04,677 --> 00:27:06,042 The cutest, the sweetest. 621 00:27:06,075 --> 00:27:08,606 - he thinks You're very special. 622 00:27:08,639 --> 00:27:11,703 You gotta be, Considering what he does. 623 00:27:11,736 --> 00:27:13,901 - the dick channel-- All dick, all the time. 624 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,864 - well, this is by far 625 00:27:15,898 --> 00:27:17,263 The most interesting Discussion in the room. 626 00:27:17,297 --> 00:27:18,828 - we're just saying How great it is 627 00:27:18,861 --> 00:27:20,759 That luke's so open-minded About ted's porn site. 628 00:27:20,793 --> 00:27:22,025 Not everyone would be. 629 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:25,288 - well, I admire someone who's Passionate about what he does. 630 00:27:25,321 --> 00:27:28,085 - oh, he's passionate, All right. 631 00:27:28,118 --> 00:27:29,916 Eats, drinks, Sleeps porn, 24-7. 632 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,148 Porn, porn, porn. 633 00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:32,314 [all laugh] 634 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:35,011 - our little entrepreneur Is not going to stop there. 635 00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,876 - he's far too ambitious For that. 636 00:27:36,909 --> 00:27:38,174 Mm, I'm sure he's got like, 637 00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:39,906 A dozen other websites Planned. 638 00:27:39,939 --> 00:27:41,171 - film studio. 639 00:27:41,204 --> 00:27:43,135 - even a theme park. 640 00:27:43,169 --> 00:27:45,133 - sake? - oh, uh, no thanks. 641 00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:47,031 I-I don't drink. 642 00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:50,261 - is he the kindest, The sweetest, the cutest? 643 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,692 - what'd I tell you? 644 00:27:52,725 --> 00:27:54,558 - which I guess makes me About the luckiest guy 645 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:58,186 In the world. 646 00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,518 - there's somebody coming up The steps. 647 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:00,950 It's him. Everybody hide! 648 00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:03,980 [all gasping and squealing] 649 00:28:04,013 --> 00:28:06,910 - all right, this is it. This is it. 650 00:28:15,535 --> 00:28:17,199 All: surprise! 651 00:28:17,233 --> 00:28:18,665 - surprise. [all groan] 652 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:19,796 - it's 7:20. 653 00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:21,095 You don't show up Fashionably late 654 00:28:21,129 --> 00:28:22,293 For a surprise party. 655 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:25,757 - well, we were busy having Our own little celebration. 656 00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:27,055 - you had a celebration? 657 00:28:27,088 --> 00:28:29,220 - brian came through After all. 658 00:28:29,253 --> 00:28:33,649 - yeah, He got me a hustler. 659 00:28:33,682 --> 00:28:36,778 - what? - are you serious? 660 00:28:36,812 --> 00:28:38,210 [door opens] - he's coming. 661 00:28:38,243 --> 00:28:39,875 This time, it's really him. 662 00:28:39,909 --> 00:28:41,474 Everybody hide. 663 00:28:43,071 --> 00:28:44,037 - shh. 664 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,536 [clatter and footfall] 665 00:28:45,569 --> 00:28:46,568 - shh! - shh! 666 00:28:46,602 --> 00:28:48,566 - shh... - shh! Shh! 667 00:28:51,829 --> 00:28:55,825 All: surprise! [party horns blowing] 668 00:28:55,858 --> 00:28:57,590 - look, we--we really Surprised him. 669 00:28:57,623 --> 00:28:59,588 We really surprised you. Happy birthday. 670 00:28:59,621 --> 00:29:00,986 - what the fuck is going on? 671 00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:02,551 - what do you mean? It's your birthday, 672 00:29:02,585 --> 00:29:03,784 And I called All your friends. 673 00:29:03,817 --> 00:29:05,748 - how do you know All my friends? 674 00:29:05,782 --> 00:29:06,846 - well... 675 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,512 I borrowed this. - oh, no. 676 00:29:08,545 --> 00:29:10,077 - oh, really? [laughter] 677 00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:11,741 - okay, you've had this All this time? 678 00:29:11,775 --> 00:29:13,639 - I'm the culprit. [laughter] 679 00:29:13,673 --> 00:29:15,504 - you had no right, Michael. 680 00:29:15,537 --> 00:29:18,101 - well, I'm sorry, I was just... 681 00:29:18,134 --> 00:29:19,567 What the hell's the matter With you? 682 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,698 - I told you I didn't want a party. 683 00:29:21,731 --> 00:29:24,095 I don't want to celebrate My goddamn birthday. 684 00:29:24,128 --> 00:29:25,494 [indistinct chatter] 685 00:29:25,527 --> 00:29:28,157 - finally, a man With the right attitude. 686 00:29:28,190 --> 00:29:29,756 - but, ben, All your friends-- 687 00:29:29,789 --> 00:29:31,120 - oh, yeah, my friends. 688 00:29:31,154 --> 00:29:32,619 [scoffs] 689 00:29:35,783 --> 00:29:39,179 Yeah, I want my friends Out of here now. 690 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,444 Do you understand? 691 00:29:43,508 --> 00:29:45,772 - okay, um... 692 00:29:45,805 --> 00:29:46,904 [door slams] 693 00:29:46,938 --> 00:29:48,002 - so... - party's over then. 694 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,767 [mixed murmurs] 695 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,763 - and this is the guy Who's good for my son. 696 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,010 - after all I went through 697 00:30:13,043 --> 00:30:15,573 To do something special, To surprise him, 698 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:17,705 To make him happy, How could he humiliate me 699 00:30:17,738 --> 00:30:19,569 In front of everyone Like that? 700 00:30:19,603 --> 00:30:20,768 - hey, will you slow down? 701 00:30:20,802 --> 00:30:23,964 - and here I am, thinking He's so wise and so together. 702 00:30:23,998 --> 00:30:26,695 You know, that he lives on Some higher spiritual plane 703 00:30:26,728 --> 00:30:28,527 Than the rest of us poor, Dumb mortals. 704 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,024 Boy, did he have me fooled. Was I fucking stupid. 705 00:30:31,056 --> 00:30:32,689 - hey, are you finished? - why? 706 00:30:32,722 --> 00:30:33,987 You in a hurry To pick someone up? 707 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:35,852 - no, I'm just tired Of hearing you play 708 00:30:35,886 --> 00:30:37,784 Variations on the theme Of poor little mikey. 709 00:30:37,817 --> 00:30:39,715 - oh, I'm so sorry I bore you. 710 00:30:39,748 --> 00:30:41,113 - well, then, Try another song. 711 00:30:41,146 --> 00:30:42,711 - what did I do? 712 00:30:42,744 --> 00:30:45,509 Besides throw him A goddamn party? 713 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:48,439 - yeah, I'm just Parked over here. 714 00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:50,570 - never mind. Forget it. Go to woody's. 715 00:30:50,603 --> 00:30:52,634 Get drunk. Throw up. Pass out. 716 00:30:52,668 --> 00:30:53,667 You'll feel much better In the morning. 717 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,830 - no! Tell me. 718 00:30:59,561 --> 00:31:01,359 - you want too much. 719 00:31:02,723 --> 00:31:04,921 You expect too much. 720 00:31:04,954 --> 00:31:06,453 And then when your hero Disappoints you, 721 00:31:06,486 --> 00:31:07,852 Your poor little heart Gets crushed. 722 00:31:07,884 --> 00:31:10,015 - so what's the alternative? 723 00:31:10,049 --> 00:31:15,377 To expect nothing? To want nothing, like you? 724 00:31:15,410 --> 00:31:17,907 - oh, uh, jack and gilles, 725 00:31:17,941 --> 00:31:19,705 Uh, rolf from dusseldorf Is online. 726 00:31:19,739 --> 00:31:23,001 He wants you two to do a little Double-headed dildo action. 727 00:31:23,035 --> 00:31:24,301 Danke. 728 00:31:24,334 --> 00:31:26,365 [heavy breathing On computer screens] 729 00:31:26,398 --> 00:31:29,029 Hey. 730 00:31:29,062 --> 00:31:31,759 What a nice surprise. [chuckling] 731 00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:35,522 Mmm. Better than nice. Mm. 732 00:31:35,555 --> 00:31:37,287 - did I come at a bad time? 733 00:31:37,321 --> 00:31:39,051 - around here, No such thing. 734 00:31:39,084 --> 00:31:39,883 [both chuckle] 735 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:42,548 Hey, let me give you The v.I.P. Tour. 736 00:31:42,581 --> 00:31:47,742 So, this Is my little kingdom. 737 00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:49,807 Over here, You see the boys 738 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,838 Doing their little thing... 739 00:31:51,871 --> 00:31:53,003 With their big things. 740 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:55,334 Oh, easy, guys. 741 00:31:55,367 --> 00:31:57,699 You've got 15 more to go, So pace yourselves, 742 00:31:57,732 --> 00:32:01,028 Pace yourselves. 743 00:32:01,061 --> 00:32:04,258 God, you are just The cutest. 744 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:07,422 Mm! Boy, if my members Got one look at you, hmm! 745 00:32:07,454 --> 00:32:10,518 Uh, don't worry. Nobody gets you but me. 746 00:32:10,551 --> 00:32:13,947 [performers moaning] 747 00:32:13,981 --> 00:32:15,712 What? 748 00:32:15,745 --> 00:32:17,444 [performers moaning] 749 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,875 - I, uh... 750 00:32:19,908 --> 00:32:22,838 I came to tell you, I-I think We're moving too fast. 751 00:32:22,872 --> 00:32:24,836 - too fast? 752 00:32:24,870 --> 00:32:27,234 - in fact, I-I don't think We should see each other 753 00:32:27,268 --> 00:32:28,566 For a while. 754 00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:31,728 - [scoffs] You're kidding, right? 755 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:39,187 Why? 756 00:32:42,484 --> 00:32:44,881 [performers grunting And moaning] 757 00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:49,576 It's because of this, Isn't it? 758 00:32:49,609 --> 00:32:51,275 - look... 759 00:32:51,308 --> 00:32:52,706 I thought it wouldn't Mean anything. 760 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:54,504 I tried not to let it. 761 00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,535 Look, I-I even told myself It's just a job. 762 00:32:57,568 --> 00:32:59,832 Like any other job, You're providing a-a service. 763 00:32:59,865 --> 00:33:01,963 - that's all it is. 764 00:33:01,996 --> 00:33:03,462 [performers groaning] 765 00:33:03,495 --> 00:33:06,459 [hand slapping flesh] 766 00:33:06,492 --> 00:33:08,489 - that's not all it is. 767 00:33:08,523 --> 00:33:10,654 - no. No... Wait, wait!. 768 00:33:10,687 --> 00:33:12,619 - look, please, don't Make this more difficult... 769 00:33:12,652 --> 00:33:14,417 - look, I'm willing to do Whatever it takes. Okay? 770 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:15,516 Anything. You name it. 771 00:33:15,549 --> 00:33:17,247 I'll give it up. - no. 772 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,876 No, you shouldn't have To give up doing what you love. 773 00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:23,241 Look, besides... 774 00:33:23,274 --> 00:33:25,638 It's not your problem. 775 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:26,770 It's mine. 776 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:29,434 - then we'll work on it Together. 777 00:33:32,797 --> 00:33:35,161 - I'm sorry, ted. 778 00:34:02,532 --> 00:34:04,663 - all right, easy, guys. 779 00:34:04,696 --> 00:34:06,362 Pace yourselves. 780 00:34:07,826 --> 00:34:09,492 Pace yourselves. 781 00:34:18,183 --> 00:34:20,646 - so how does it feel to be Leda's gofers? 782 00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:22,311 - she's doing us A favor. 783 00:34:22,345 --> 00:34:24,276 - we had to volunteer. 784 00:34:24,309 --> 00:34:27,672 - yeah, well, next time, Do yourselves a favor, and me. 785 00:34:27,705 --> 00:34:30,103 Hire a professional. 786 00:34:30,137 --> 00:34:32,135 - yeah, you know About that, huh? 787 00:34:32,168 --> 00:34:34,166 - shit, I left My credit card. 788 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:36,695 - you're sure? - be right back. 789 00:34:43,588 --> 00:34:45,420 - so I hear you finally Broke down 790 00:34:45,453 --> 00:34:47,551 And got justin something For his birthday. 791 00:34:47,584 --> 00:34:49,382 A hustler. - yeah. 792 00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:52,379 He really got off on it. 793 00:34:52,413 --> 00:34:53,777 - just what he needs-- 794 00:34:53,811 --> 00:34:55,176 To get laid. 795 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:56,475 - I didn't hear him Complaining. 796 00:34:56,508 --> 00:34:58,606 - of course not, He wouldn't dare. 797 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:01,369 - then why are you? - because... 798 00:35:01,403 --> 00:35:03,068 I'm not in love with you. 799 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:05,798 - oh, finally, Someone who isn't. 800 00:35:05,831 --> 00:35:07,131 - you might've given him 801 00:35:07,163 --> 00:35:08,362 Something a little more Thoughtful. 802 00:35:08,396 --> 00:35:10,726 - would you save the jewish Mother guilt trip for my son? 803 00:35:10,759 --> 00:35:11,725 - ah, fuck off, brian. 804 00:35:11,758 --> 00:35:14,123 I'm just trying to let you know What he wants. 805 00:35:14,156 --> 00:35:16,520 - and what does he want, Mama? 806 00:35:16,553 --> 00:35:19,517 - something romantic. 807 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,248 - jesus christ, What do you think we are? 808 00:35:21,282 --> 00:35:23,580 A couple of dykes? - you should be so lucky. 809 00:35:23,612 --> 00:35:25,777 - maybe I should send him A dozen roses. 810 00:35:25,810 --> 00:35:27,376 - why not? 811 00:35:27,409 --> 00:35:29,207 - because he's not my wife. 812 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,171 We're not married, And we're not straight. 813 00:35:32,204 --> 00:35:34,501 - couldn't you bend your... 814 00:35:34,534 --> 00:35:36,632 Holier-than-thou, "I'm gay And if you don't like it 815 00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:39,396 You can suck my dick" Principles just once? 816 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:40,727 Let him know you care. 817 00:35:40,761 --> 00:35:43,359 - I thought he did. 818 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:45,988 - got it! 819 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:54,247 [violin playing] 820 00:35:54,280 --> 00:36:02,272 * 821 00:36:38,067 --> 00:36:40,099 - I thought you were The maintenance guy. 822 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:41,397 There's no heat. 823 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:44,160 - sorry. 824 00:36:44,194 --> 00:36:46,225 - it's okay. 825 00:36:46,258 --> 00:36:48,290 Maybe things will warm up Now that you're here. 826 00:36:48,323 --> 00:36:51,452 - [chuckles] 827 00:36:51,486 --> 00:36:53,284 I was, um-- 828 00:36:53,317 --> 00:36:55,049 I was just cutting through The music building, 829 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:56,414 And I heard someone Playing. 830 00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:57,513 Thought it might be you. 831 00:36:57,546 --> 00:36:59,677 So I popped My head in and... 832 00:36:59,710 --> 00:37:01,142 - and what do you know, You found me. 833 00:37:01,176 --> 00:37:02,175 You want some tea? 834 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:03,439 - no. 835 00:37:06,171 --> 00:37:09,001 I wanted to say thank you For the cd. 836 00:37:09,034 --> 00:37:11,565 - you listened to it? 837 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:15,127 - six times. You're incredible. 838 00:37:15,161 --> 00:37:18,024 - I know. How was your birthday? 839 00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:19,522 Did you have a big party? 840 00:37:19,556 --> 00:37:21,987 - um, not really. 841 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,186 My boyfriend Doesn't think being born 842 00:37:23,219 --> 00:37:25,250 Is a reason to celebrate. 843 00:37:25,283 --> 00:37:28,413 - oh. Well, that sucks. 844 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,411 - I didn't really want one Anyway. 845 00:37:30,445 --> 00:37:32,209 - no, I mean that you have A boyfriend. 846 00:37:33,707 --> 00:37:35,472 - oh. 847 00:37:35,505 --> 00:37:36,938 - because if I Was your boyfriend, 848 00:37:36,971 --> 00:37:38,969 I'd give you a birthday You'd never forget. 849 00:37:39,002 --> 00:37:41,499 - [chuckles] Like what? 850 00:37:41,533 --> 00:37:44,930 - like...First... 851 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:48,958 I'd bring you breakfast In bed. 852 00:37:48,991 --> 00:37:52,188 And then I'd play For you... 853 00:37:52,222 --> 00:37:55,019 One of ravel's Valse noble et sentimentales, 854 00:37:55,052 --> 00:37:56,950 Because that's How I picture you, 855 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,980 Noble and sentimental. 856 00:38:02,044 --> 00:38:07,438 And then we'd make love A couple hundred times. 857 00:38:07,471 --> 00:38:10,268 - [chuckles] All that before lunch? 858 00:38:10,302 --> 00:38:12,166 - yes. 859 00:38:14,331 --> 00:38:18,127 But I'm not Your boyfriend. 860 00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:23,388 - I gotta... Get back to class. 861 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:28,883 [ticking] 862 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:36,141 [playing] 863 00:38:36,175 --> 00:38:41,036 * 864 00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:43,001 [knock on door] 865 00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:08,807 - I've missed you The last few nights. 866 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,538 - yeah, well, I thought It'd be best if I slept alone. 867 00:39:10,571 --> 00:39:11,637 You know? 868 00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:16,532 In fact, I think I ought To sleep alone from now on. 869 00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:18,296 - michael... 870 00:39:18,330 --> 00:39:19,795 Please. 871 00:39:19,829 --> 00:39:21,060 I know I got a little upset At the party-- 872 00:39:21,093 --> 00:39:24,257 - a little upset? You were a fucking monster! 873 00:39:24,290 --> 00:39:26,022 Humiliating me, Humiliating yourself. 874 00:39:26,055 --> 00:39:27,353 - I know that too. 875 00:39:27,386 --> 00:39:28,519 - and after all the trouble I went through for you. 876 00:39:28,552 --> 00:39:29,784 - I know. I know. 877 00:39:29,818 --> 00:39:31,149 - well, I won't Be doing that again. 878 00:39:31,182 --> 00:39:32,315 I mean, not that it matters, 'cause I don't think 879 00:39:32,348 --> 00:39:33,980 We're going to be spending Any more birthdays together. 880 00:39:34,014 --> 00:39:35,278 - my t-cells went down. 881 00:39:35,312 --> 00:39:37,409 - what? 882 00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:41,006 - and my viral load's Back up. 883 00:39:43,137 --> 00:39:46,833 - how up? - 125,000. 884 00:39:48,064 --> 00:39:51,061 That's where I was Before I came home, 885 00:39:51,095 --> 00:39:54,857 At the doctor's, Getting the results. 886 00:39:54,891 --> 00:39:56,789 The cocktail's not working. 887 00:39:56,822 --> 00:40:01,051 The virus has become Resistant. 888 00:40:01,085 --> 00:40:02,383 - well, can't they Change the drugs? 889 00:40:02,416 --> 00:40:04,713 - they already have. 890 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,808 - since when do you smoke? 891 00:40:13,105 --> 00:40:15,302 [shuts lighter] 892 00:40:15,335 --> 00:40:17,900 - since I'm nervous, Michael. 893 00:40:17,933 --> 00:40:20,097 Would you stop Looking at me like that? 894 00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:22,928 Please. I'm not perfect, you know? 895 00:40:25,192 --> 00:40:26,357 - yeah, I'm finding that out. 896 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:27,822 - well, god knows, I have tried. 897 00:40:27,856 --> 00:40:29,254 Eastern religion, Meditation, yoga. 898 00:40:29,287 --> 00:40:30,819 You name it, I have practiced it. 899 00:40:30,853 --> 00:40:33,716 Hoping to achieve some... State of inner harmony. 900 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:36,947 [sighs and chuckles] 901 00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:38,211 And then this happens, And I realize 902 00:40:38,245 --> 00:40:40,743 The only thing I have achieved 903 00:40:40,776 --> 00:40:44,271 Is to convince myself I believe all this bullshit. 904 00:40:44,304 --> 00:40:47,235 - it's not bullshit. 905 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,097 - I hurt you, michael. 906 00:40:53,729 --> 00:40:55,892 I hurt the one person 907 00:40:55,926 --> 00:40:59,023 Who means more to me Than anyone else in the world, 908 00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:04,317 And there's no excuse For it. 909 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:07,314 You know, there's Just no excuse at all. 910 00:41:14,273 --> 00:41:16,038 - sure there is. 911 00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:22,098 You're human. 912 00:42:05,852 --> 00:42:08,815 [violin playing] 913 00:42:08,849 --> 00:42:16,806 * 914 00:42:53,634 --> 00:42:56,564 [indistinct chatter] 915 00:43:05,655 --> 00:43:08,851 - those are nice. 916 00:43:08,885 --> 00:43:09,884 - mm. 917 00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:13,046 - shall I wrap them for you? 918 00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:25,167 - no, thanks. 919 00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:49,008 - * the landscape Of your heart uncharted * 920 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:51,739 * travel brochures 921 00:43:51,772 --> 00:43:53,970 * tucked in your pocket 922 00:43:54,003 --> 00:43:57,166 * in perfect disguise 923 00:43:57,199 --> 00:44:02,528 * right there In front of you * 924 00:44:02,561 --> 00:44:05,225 * in plain sight 925 00:44:05,257 --> 00:44:07,788 * you might as well look 926 00:44:07,822 --> 00:44:10,585 * so close at hand 927 00:44:10,619 --> 00:44:13,649 * but you mostly fly over 928 00:44:13,682 --> 00:44:15,847 * you never land 929 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,076 * even a second thought 930 00:44:19,110 --> 00:44:24,605 * hiding in perfect disguise 931 00:44:24,637 --> 00:44:27,502 * in plain sight 932 00:44:27,535 --> 00:44:29,998 * friends and relations 933 00:44:30,031 --> 00:44:32,196 * have tried to say 934 00:44:32,229 --> 00:44:34,893 * but you'll have none of it 935 00:44:34,926 --> 00:44:37,856 * but the protest 936 00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:40,088 * oh 937 00:44:40,121 --> 00:44:44,049 * 'cause you know 938 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:49,578 * you know better 939 00:44:49,611 --> 00:44:54,439 * the moon sneaks up 940 00:44:54,473 --> 00:44:59,001 * on the afternoon 941 00:44:59,033 --> 00:45:02,164 * but you've looked down 942 00:45:02,197 --> 00:45:07,758 * so long at your feet 943 00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:10,056 * 944 00:45:10,089 --> 00:45:13,486 * at your feet 945 00:45:13,519 --> 00:45:16,149 * 946 00:45:16,182 --> 00:45:21,410 * for so long 947 00:45:21,444 --> 00:45:27,170 * at your feet 948 00:45:27,203 --> 00:45:32,165 * so long 949 00:45:32,198 --> 00:45:35,762 * in plain sight 65343

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