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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,245 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,181 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,415 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:22,423 * 5 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,730 * ONE, TWO, DO IT 6 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,133 * 7 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,534 * ONE, TWO, THREE 8 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,336 - * FOUR, FOUR 9 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,372 * 10 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,276 - "'SO, CAPTAIN ASTRO, THIS IS HOW IT ENDS? 11 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,677 "WITH A WHIMPER, NOT A BANG?' 12 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,813 "'I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, MORPHISTO, 13 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,715 "BUT I'M GETTING QUITE A BANG OUT OF IT.' 14 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,320 "'ALL THESE YEARS OF YOUR PURSUITS-- 15 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,654 "'FROM PLANET TO PLANET, OVER GALAXIES, 16 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:57,158 "ACROSS BILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS, HAS EXHAUSTED ME.' 17 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,826 "'YOU'LL BE GETTING PLENTY OF REST FROM NOW ON, MORPHISTO-- 18 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,594 IN SOLAR SOLITARY.'" 19 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:02,296 THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL! 20 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:05,566 "'FEELING WEAK... CAN BARELY STAND.' 21 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,568 "'I FORGOT TO MENTION, MY DEAR CAPTAIN, 22 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,837 "'THIS PLANET I HAD YOU CHASE ME TO HAS A DEADLY VIRUS. 23 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,305 "'LUCKILY, I'M COMPLETELY IMMUNE. 24 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:15,809 "TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR SHOTS.' 25 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,146 'HELP ME.'" 26 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,419 "THE END OF AN ERA. CAPTAIN ASTRO IS DEAD." 27 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:28,356 CAPTAIN ASTRO IS DEAD? 28 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,724 - OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED? 29 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,726 - HE DIED OF AN INTERGALACTIC VIRUS 30 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,595 FOR WHICH THERE'S NO KNOWN CURE. 31 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,130 WHAT DOES THAT SOUND LIKE TO YOU? 32 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,266 - A CHEAP PLOY TO GET YOU TO BUY THE NEXT ISSUE. 33 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,234 "CAPTAIN ASTRO RETURNS FROM THE DEAD!" 34 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:41,402 THAT'LL BE $1.25. 35 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,337 - THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A NEXT ISSUE. 36 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,772 I TALKED TO THE PUBLISHER. 37 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,508 THEY'RE NEVER BRINGING HIM BACK. 38 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,745 - SWEETHEART, WHAT'S WRONG? 39 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,248 - THEY KILLED HIM. 40 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,316 - WHO? 41 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,550 - CAPTAIN ASTRO. 42 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,586 - [laughing] 43 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:02,390 - OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. 44 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,626 DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN! 45 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,894 FUCK! 46 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,196 - [chuckling] 47 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,029 - WELL, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, 48 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,265 HE LIVED A LONG AND PRODUCTIVE LIFE. 49 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:13,601 HE MUST HAVE SAVED THE WORLD AT LEAST 5,000 TIMES. 50 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,669 - YEAH, A-AND AT HIS AGE, 51 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:16,904 TO STILL LOOK GOOD IN SPANDEX, 52 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,672 THAT'S QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT. 53 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,841 - LOOK, YOU GUYS CAN JOKE ALL YOU WANT, 54 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,510 BUT THE WORD ON THE NET IS THE REASON THEY KILLED HIM 55 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:23,611 WAS 'CAUSE PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS GAY. 56 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,746 - WELL, AFTER LIVING WITH GALAXY LAD FOR 30 YEARS, 57 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,448 RUMORS ARE BOUND TO CIRCULATE. 58 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,950 - IF IT'S TRUE THAT THEY KILLED CAPTAIN ASTRO BECAUSE HE'S GAY, 59 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,320 THAT MAKES HIS DEATH A HATE CRIME. 60 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,654 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I THINK WE'RE GETTING 61 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,256 A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY HERE. 62 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,325 I MEAN, HE'S NOT REAL. HE'S A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER. 63 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,760 - HE WAS MORE THAN THAT. 64 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,896 HE WAS A HERO TO A LOT OF KIDS THAT DON'T HAVE HEROES, AND... 65 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,733 NOW HE'S GONE. 66 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,437 - THIS IS OUR PLAT BLEU SPECIAL. 67 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,472 PAIN DE VIANDE, PUREE DE POMMES DE TERRE 68 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,707 AND A SAUCE ROUGE RELEVEE POUR LA SALADE. 69 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,543 - TRANSLATION: BLUE PLATE SPECIAL. 70 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,411 MEATLOAF, MASHED POTATOES, AND ICEBERG LETTUCE 71 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:58,512 WITH RUSSIAN DRESSING. 72 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:01,415 [both chuckling] 73 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,884 - NEXT, LE MENU PARISIEN. 74 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,619 - OOH-LA-LA! 75 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:06,520 - CANARD ROYAL, 76 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:08,556 SOUFFLE DE FROMAGE IMPERIAL 77 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,859 AND TARTE FRAMBOISE A LA REINE. 78 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,861 - SO HOW MUCH FOR MARIE ANTOINETTE'S LAST MEAL? 79 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,596 - 50. 80 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,864 - LET THEM EAT WEDDING CAKE. 81 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:20,368 - WHAT'S THAT? - OH. 82 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:23,704 THAT IS OUR CORNUCOPIA D'OR. THE FEAST OF FEASTS. 83 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,907 NEW ZEALAND FILET MIGNON AND AFRICAN LOBSTER. 84 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,942 - HOW MUCH? - 125. 85 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,511 - [whistles] FOR SURF AND TURF? 86 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:34,748 - PERHAPS I SHOULD LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE 87 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,918 TO DISCUSS YOUR SPECIAL DAY. 88 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,321 - YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT. 89 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,589 [imitating French accent] "LE PLAT BLEU". 90 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,691 - IT'S CALLED A TASTING. - IT'S CALLED A RIP-OFF. 91 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,459 I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY CHARGE. 92 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,395 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL CARRYING ON ABOUT IT. 93 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,598 - SO WHICH PLAT DID THE HAPPY COUPLE PICK? 94 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:51,999 - WE HAVEN'T DECIDED YET, 95 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,668 BUT I'M LEANING TOWARDS THE CORNUCOPIA D'OR. 96 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:55,769 - OOH, WHAT'S THAT? 97 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:58,272 - AFRICAN LOBSTER AND FILET MIGNON FROM NEW ZEALAND. 98 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,674 - THEY FLY THE COW HERE FIRST CLASS. 99 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:03,344 - [chuckling] 100 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,545 - IT'S OUR SPECIAL DAY. 101 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,315 - HOW MANY MORE TIMES AM I GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING HEAR THAT? 102 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,016 - YOU DON'T. 103 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,885 IN FACT, WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A SIT-DOWN DINNER AT ALL. 104 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,887 WE CAN HAVE THE WEDDING RIGHT HERE. 105 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,324 - VERY FUNNY. - I'M SERIOUS. 106 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,891 WE CAN DO IT FROM 5:00 TO 7:00 DURING HAPPY HOUR, 107 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,993 TWO-FOR-ONE DRINKS, FREE BAR NUTS, 108 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,595 AND AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BOTTOMLESS BUCKET 109 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:22,630 OF BUFFALO WINGS! 110 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,031 THE WHOLE THING WON'T COST US MORE 111 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,799 THAN A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS, TOPS. 112 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,868 - SIT DOWN. YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. 113 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:30,037 - I'LL STAND ON MY HEAD IF I WANT. 114 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,405 AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEING RIDICULOUS, 115 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:35,709 COUNTING EVERY NICKEL AND DIME. 116 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:39,012 - EVERY NICKEL AND DIME WE DON'T HAVE. 117 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,514 - GIRLS, GIRLS. 118 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,350 WE MAY BE DYKES, BUT REMEMBER, 119 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,017 WE ARE STILL LADIES. 120 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:48,055 - I'M SORRY IF YOU FEEL THAT ALL I CARE ABOUT IS MONEY, 121 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,991 BUT I DIDN'T GROW UP A SPOILED LITTLE RICH GIRL LIKE YOU. 122 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,727 - I AM NOT A SPOILED LITTLE RICH GIRL. 123 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,095 - PLEASE! 124 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,064 YOUR ENTIRE WORLD VIEW IS BASED ON SANTA 125 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,999 BRINGING YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER ASKED FOR. 126 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:04,472 - HE DIDN'T BRING ME EVERYTHING I ASKED FOR. 127 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,407 - OH, LIKE HELL HE DIDN'T. 128 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,579 - I NEVER GOT THAT ROBIN-EGG BLUE 129 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,881 CASHMERE SWEATER I ALWAYS WANTED. 130 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,550 YOU KNOW, I MERELY THOUGHT THAT JUST THIS ONCE, 131 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:19,487 WE COULD BE A LITTLE EXTRAVAGANT. 132 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,954 BUT OBVIOUSLY, YOU'D BE HAPPIER 133 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,089 IF WE'D GONE TO "WEDDINGS FOR LESS". 134 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,424 OR BETTER YET, 135 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,792 NOT EVEN GONE THROUGH WITH IT AT ALL. 136 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,126 - NO, I NEVER SAID THAT, 137 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:30,364 BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 138 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:42,576 - [sigh] MARRIAGE. 139 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:45,012 STRAIGHT PEOPLE DESERVE IT. 140 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,385 - [moaning in pleasure] 141 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,990 AH...GOD! 142 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,461 [moans of pleasure] 143 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:03,564 WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU LEARN THAT? 144 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,865 [chuckling] 145 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,601 - OH, AT MY AGE, TECHNIQUE IS EVERYTHING. 146 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,670 - AH, TECHNIQUE. [chuckles] 147 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,440 I WOULD CALL THAT ART. 148 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,608 [panting] 149 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,610 AH! 150 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:20,881 THAT WAS THE BEST ORAL SEX... I HAVE EVER HAD. 151 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,883 - I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANT TO GO TO BED 152 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,485 WITH AN OLD GUY LIKE ME 153 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,754 WHEN THERE'S ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MEN OUT THERE. 154 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,589 - WELL, FOR ONE THING, 155 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,724 MOST OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MEN 156 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,727 ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN THEMSELVES. 157 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,128 AND FOR ANOTHER, 158 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,164 THE SEX IS USUALLY SO FAST AND IMPERSONAL, 159 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:40,601 YOU FORGET THAT YOU HAD IT BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME. 160 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,671 WITH YOU, IT'S DIFFERENT. 161 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,681 WELL, I GOTTA GO. 162 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:58,118 I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET THE BOYS AT BABYLON. 163 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,654 - BABYLON? - YEAH. 164 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,790 IT'S A GAY DANCE CLUB. 165 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,225 - I'VE BEEN TO A GAY DANCE CLUB ONCE, I THINK. 166 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,527 - ONCE? 167 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,861 - AND THAT WAS YEARS AGO, 168 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,196 BUSINESS TRIP, SAN FRANCISCO. 169 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:10,798 OH, I FELT SO... 170 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,100 AWKWARD, SO OUT OF PLACE. 171 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,536 I JUST TURNED AROUND AND I LEFT, HA. 172 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,671 - YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S THE ONLY TIME 173 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,640 YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN A PLACE FULL OF QUEERS? 174 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,675 - WELL, AT THE OPERA, OF COURSE. 175 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,111 - [slaps thigh] COME ON. 176 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,679 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 177 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,014 - YOU ARE COMING WITH ME. 178 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,082 - OH, NO. NO-NO, I'M NOT READY. 179 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,819 - HONEY, OF COURSE YOU ARE READY. 180 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,020 - NO. 181 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,221 - YOU'VE BEEN READY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, 182 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,490 YOU JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT. - [groaning] 183 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,158 - NOW COME ON! PUT ON YOUR DANCING SHOES. 184 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,561 WE ARE GOING TO BABYLON. 185 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,762 - [chuckling] 186 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,765 [dance music] 187 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,166 * 188 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:51,839 - * KEEPING SECRETS YOU CAN'T SHOW * 189 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,707 * 190 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:57,945 * TRY TO HIDE THEM, STILL, I KNOW * 191 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,246 - COME ON, MICHAEL, CHEER UP. 192 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,981 IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 193 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,584 - JUST THE UNIVERSE. I SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME. 194 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,118 - AND CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP. 195 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,954 - IF I WANTED TO, YES. 196 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,122 AND WHAT FUCKING BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS? 197 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:12,292 - BETTER TO JOIN THE LIVING. HAVE A DRINK. 198 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,595 - HAVE A BUMP. 199 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:15,929 - HAVE A BOY. 200 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,665 - IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, I'M SEEING SOMEONE. 201 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,832 - WHAT'S THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT? 202 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,702 - YOU'VE TRAINED HIM WELL. - WELL, THE KID HAS A POINT. 203 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,271 YOU'RE NOT TYING THE KNOT LIKE THE MERRY MUNCHERS. 204 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,574 - YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN LIVING TOGETHER. 205 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,676 - YEAH, SO TREAT YOURSELF. - THAT'S YOUR ARRANGEMENT. 206 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,811 - OOH. WHAT ABOUT HIM? 207 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:33,981 - TOO TALL. 208 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,650 HIM. - TOO HAIRY. 209 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,018 - YOU SOUND LIKE GOLDILOCKS. 210 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,589 - HEY, AND THERE'S THE THREE BEARS. 211 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,223 - BEFORE WE TAKE ANYONE HOME, 212 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,925 WE BOTH HAVE TO BE OF COMPLETE AGREEMENT. 213 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,294 - THAT'S WHERE SO MANY COUPLES GO WRONG. 214 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:50,931 ONE WANTS THE FLORAL PATTERN, THE OTHER WANTS STRIPES. 215 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,100 - THERE'S EMMETT. - HEY! 216 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,002 - WHO'S THAT FOSSIL BESIDE HIM? 217 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,336 - IT'S THE CRYPT-KEEPER. 218 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,205 - I WOULD THINK HE'D BE JUST YOUR TYPE. 219 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,742 NOT TOO HAIRY, NOT TOO TALL, BUT JUST RIGHT. 220 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,110 - HI, GUYS! 221 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,614 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY NEW FRIEND, GEORGE. 222 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,315 - HI, GUYS. - HEY. 223 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:13,086 - HI. - HELLO. 224 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,723 - UH, A-ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE EVERYONE. 225 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:19,026 - I FEEL AS IF I KNOW EVERYBODY ALREADY. 226 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,761 YOU'RE TED, AM I CORRECT? 227 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,930 - THAT'S RIGHT. - THE ENTREPRENEUR. 228 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,798 FETCH AND I OWE YOU A DEBT OF GRATITUDE 229 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,667 'CAUSE YOUR WEBSITE BROUGHT US TOGETHER. 230 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,670 AND LET'S SEE, YOU, OF COURSE, ARE MICHAEL, 231 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:32,072 THE DEVOTED FRIEND. 232 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,374 - YOU TOLD HIM THAT? 233 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,610 - AND JUSTIN. 234 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,111 IF I'D HAD YOUR COURAGE WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 235 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:41,615 HOW DIFFERENT MY LIFE WOULD'VE BEEN. 236 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:42,916 OH, YEAH, BRIAN. 237 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,885 WELL, FROM WHAT EMMETT TELLS ME, 238 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:49,222 YEAH, YOU'RE THE LOVE CHILD OF JAMES DEAN AND AYN RAND. 239 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,924 - GEORGE, CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? 240 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,225 - AH. - WE CAME HERE TO DANCE. 241 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,194 COME ON, GEORGE. LET'S BOOGIE. 242 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,296 - * WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE * 243 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,299 * AND DON'T COME BACK 244 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,668 * 245 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,837 * HEY, JUST GET OUT OF HERE * 246 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,707 * AND DON'T COME BACK 247 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,409 - LOOK AT THEM GO. 248 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,845 - WELL, THAT SHOULD HELP KEEP HIS CHOLESTEROL DOWN. 249 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:15,182 - YOU THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT? 250 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,951 - WHY, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH OLDER MEN, KID? 251 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,020 - OH! 252 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,388 IT'S JUST LIKE A DREAM! 253 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,356 CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING. 254 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,393 - ME EITHER. 255 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:29,830 - * SAIL AWAY, GO-BOARD A TRAIN * 256 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:33,266 * I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GET ON * 257 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:37,004 * I JUST KNOW I WANT YOU GONE * 258 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,708 * SO TAKE A BUS OR CATCH A PLANE * 259 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:41,775 * SAIL AWAY 260 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,845 - CHECK OUT THE DIRTY BLONDE IN THE WIFE-BEATER. 261 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,814 GREAT ASS. 262 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,449 - HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I LIKE? 263 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:55,155 - YOU OLDER MEN ALWAYS GO FOR THE SAME TYPE. 264 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,891 I'LL GO GET HIM. 265 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,273 - [panting] 266 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:30,023 YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE. 267 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,291 - THANKS. 268 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:34,194 - OH, N-NOT YOU. H-HIM. 269 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,329 [panting] 270 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,938 - FIRST TIME I SAW HIM, 271 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,274 I WAS TEN YEARS OLD. 272 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:51,211 I WAS WALKING DOWN AISLE SEVEN IN FISHER'S DRUG STORE... 273 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,913 AND THERE HE WAS. 274 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:56,049 "THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN ASTRO." 275 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,450 I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HIM. 276 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:02,790 HE WASN'T FAMOUS LIKE SPIDER-MAN OR SUPERMAN. 277 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,093 BUT I THINK THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTED ME, YOU KNOW? 278 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,961 IT WAS LIKE I HAD DISCOVERED HIM. 279 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,063 - HMM. 280 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,032 OR, UH, MAYBE IT WAS THE... 281 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:17,170 GIANT BULGE IN HIS TIGHTS? 282 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:21,274 - AFTER I PICKED IT UP, I-I JUST COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN. 283 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,376 THEN MY MA YELLED OVER THE STORE SPEAKER, 284 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,378 "MICHAEL NOVOTNY, GET YOUR ASS TO THE CHECKOUT." 285 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,280 SO I STUFFED IT DOWN THE FRONT OF MY CORDS. 286 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,117 - YOU STOLE CAPTAIN ASTRO? 287 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,485 - THERE WASN'T ANY EXTRA MONEY FOR COMICS. 288 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,354 SOON AS I GOT HOME, I RAN UP TO MY ROOM 289 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,989 AND I FINISHED IT. 290 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,825 IT WAS ALL ABOUT, UH, 291 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,793 HOW MORPHISTO WAS TEMPTING CADET ASTRO-- 292 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,194 HE WASN'T A CAPTAIN YET-- 293 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,096 WITH THE ANSWERS TO THE OFFICER'S EXAM 294 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,265 AT THE INTER-GALACTIC ACADEMY. 295 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:49,569 ASTRO WOULD NEVER LIE OR CHEAT OR STEAL. 296 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,539 WELL, AS SOON AS I READ THAT I... 297 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,007 I HOPPED BACK ON MY BIKE 298 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,877 AND I RODE BACK TO FISHER'S DRUG STORE AND... 299 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,346 I TOLD MR. FISHER THAT I HAD SWIPED IT. 300 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,849 I WAS SURE HE WAS GOING TO CALL THE COPS. 301 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,216 [laughs] 302 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,185 BUT INSTEAD, HE REACHED INTO HIS POCKET 303 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,255 AND HE PULLED OUT TWO QUARTERS... 304 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,323 AND HE PUT THEM INTO THE CASH REGISTER 305 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:14,561 AND HE HANDED ME BACK THE COMIC. 306 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,030 AND HE SAID THAT I SHOULD GO HOME, 307 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:20,467 MY MOM WAS PROBABLY WORRIED ABOUT ME. 308 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:30,310 - YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, MICHAEL NOVOTNY. 309 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:34,381 EVEN IF YOU ARE A PETTY CROOK. 310 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,096 - WHERE'S MINE? 311 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,134 - COULD I HAVE THE ARTS AND LEISURE SECTION? 312 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,969 - I'M READING IT. 313 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,604 - IN THE SIX YEARS I'VE KNOWN YOU, 314 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,139 YOU'VE NEVER READ THE ARTS AND LEISURE SECTION. 315 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,109 - WELL, I'M READING IT TODAY. 316 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,378 [phone ringing] 317 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,961 YELLO? 318 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,197 HANG ON. IT'S FOR YOU. 319 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,537 - HELLO? 320 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,539 HI, MOM. DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE? 321 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,542 THAT'S GOOD. 322 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,880 BUT SHE LEFT IT TO ME. SHE WANTED ME TO WEAR IT. 323 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,554 [clears throat] 324 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,557 WELL, IT'S REAL TO ME, MOM. 325 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,495 AND IT'S NOT YOUR PLACE TO REFUSE, MOTHER. 326 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,997 [phone beeps] 327 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,531 [slams phone] 328 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:02,369 - NOW WHAT? 329 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,005 - SHE WON'T LET ME HAVE MY GRANNY FAYE'S WEDDING DRESS. 330 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,306 - WHAT? 331 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,440 - SHE SAID IF GRANNY FAYE KNEW 332 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,143 A LESBIAN WAS GETTING MARRIED IN HER DRESS, SHE'D DIE. 333 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:13,380 - I THOUGHT SHE ALREADY DID. 334 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:18,618 - [clears throat] 335 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,154 - HONEY. 336 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,555 - IT MEANT A LOT TO ME 337 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,058 TO GET MARRIED IN HER DRESS. 338 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,666 - I KNOW, BABY. I KNOW. 339 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,421 - HOLY SHIT! 340 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,503 UH... 341 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,645 [mixed chatter] 342 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,185 - NO WALLET, NO I.D. 343 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,319 - YOU SEARCH THE DUMPSTER? 344 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,222 - YEAH, AND THE ALLEY ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CORNER. 345 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,358 NOTHING. 346 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,561 - SEARCH IT AGAIN. 347 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,764 YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS, UH, DEBBIE? 348 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:41,201 - NOT IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING YOU ONE FIRST. 349 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,503 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? 350 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,572 - LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY STRANGLED THE VICTIM 351 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,240 AND TOSSED HIM IN THE TRASH. 352 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,109 WHAT TIME DID YOU SAY YOU FOUND HIM? 353 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,643 - 15, 20 MINUTES AGO. 354 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,513 UH, WHEN I CALLED YOU. 355 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,382 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK HE'S BEEN IN THERE? 356 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,650 - SIX, SEVEN HOURS FROM THE LOOK OF IT. 357 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,387 YOU EVER SEEN HIM BEFORE? 358 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,589 - YEAH, I SEEN HIM. 359 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,730 SUNSHINE, DON'T LOOK. 360 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:11,731 - SUNSHINE? 361 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,467 - YEAH. 362 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,404 THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM. 363 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:21,408 WHAT, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 364 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,676 HOW ABOUT HIM, HAS HE GOT A NAME? 365 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,812 - SPANISH OMELET. 366 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,414 - WHAT? 367 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:33,286 - EXTRA CRISPY HOME FRIES, WHOLE WHEAT TOAST. 368 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,721 I ONLY KNEW HIM BY HIS ORDER. 369 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,557 - HEY, YOU GOT A NAME, DETECTIVE? 370 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:42,395 - LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A JANE DOE. 371 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,597 - WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 372 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,466 - AH, COP TALK. 373 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,868 - OH. 374 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,172 YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU FOUND A BODY ON LIBERTY AVENUE 375 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,174 DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE FAG JOKES. 376 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,277 THE BOY IN THE TRASH WAS SOMEBODY'S SON. 377 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,845 - YEAH. 378 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,181 I'M SURE HE MADE HIS MOTHER PROUD. 379 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:04,851 - WELL, I AM THE PROUD MOTHER OF A GAY SON, 380 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,255 AND YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBIC PRICK. 381 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,290 - THE NAME'S HORVATH. 382 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,392 H-O-R-V-A-T-H. 383 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,593 FILE A COMPLAINT. 384 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,129 - MA, ARE YOU OKAY? 385 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,265 - THIS IS MY GAY SON, MICHAEL. 386 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,832 I WAS JUST TELLING THIS NICE OFFICER 387 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,770 ALL ABOUT YOU, HONEY. 388 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:27,507 - OH, AN ACCIDENT? 389 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,476 - JESUS, WHAT HAPPENED? 390 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,178 - OH, MY GOD, IS HE DEAD? 391 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,213 - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SERVE HIM, DEB? 392 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,215 - ANY OF YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 393 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,350 - I DO. 394 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,885 I DANCED WITH HIM ONCE AT BABYLON. 395 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:42,722 - I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU GOT HIS NAME. 396 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,360 - WELL, I'M STARVED. LET'S EAT. 397 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,499 DID YOU SEE WHAT HE WAS WEARING? 398 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,334 - LEATHER PANTS, TANK TOP. 399 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,835 - YEAH, MY THEORY IS WHOEVER KILLED HIM 400 00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:00,207 WAS MAKING A FASHION STATEMENT. 401 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,808 - I THINK IT WAS A-- A CRIME OF PASSION. 402 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,611 YOU KNOW, HIS BOYFRIEND DISCOVERED THAT... 403 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,546 HE WAS BEING UNFAITHFUL, SO HE, UH... 404 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,348 SENT HIM A NOTE 405 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,783 SAYING, UH, "MEET ME TONIGHT" AT SOME SECRET SPOT. 406 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,784 THINKING IT WAS... 407 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,521 FROM HIS LOVER, HE GOES, BUT WHEN HE GETS THERE, 408 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,323 HIS BOYFRIEND STEPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS, 409 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,524 STRANGLES HIM. 410 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,792 - I THINK YOU'VE SEEN TOO MANY OPERAS. 411 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,827 - [laughing] 412 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,262 - OH, UH, I'M GOING TONIGHT. 413 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,530 UH...BIG GALA. 414 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,732 I HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET, IF YOU WANT TO GO. 415 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,400 - I'D RATHER END UP IN A DUMPSTER. 416 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,968 - SO, WHOEVER THIS, UH, 417 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,538 DEMENTED ABERRATION OF HUMANITY WAS 418 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,307 WHO, UH, WHO KILLED HIM, 419 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,243 DO YOU THINK THEY HAD SEX FIRST? 420 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,444 - HOPE SO. 421 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,279 IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO COME BEFORE YOU GO. 422 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,580 [all chuckling] 423 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,415 - BRIAN. 424 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,356 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 425 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,292 - THAT'S MY QUESTION. 426 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,626 - JUST SIGN RIGHT THERE. 427 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,328 WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THEM THAT EVERY LIFE IS VALUABLE, 428 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,296 GAY OR STRAIGHT. 429 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,798 - WELL, THANK GOODNESS SOMEBODY AROUND HERE 430 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,567 IS TAKING WHAT HAPPENED SERIOUSLY. 431 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,569 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, SWEETHEART. 432 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,603 - THANKS, MA. YOU WANT TO SIGN? 433 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,671 - DAMN RIGHT I WILL. 434 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,772 GIVE ME THAT PEN. 435 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:10,710 NEVER MIND, I GOT MY OWN. 436 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,646 "BRING BACK CAPTAIN ASTRO"? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 437 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,782 - IT'S A PETITION TO THE PUBLISHERS TO BRING HIM BACK. 438 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,818 - WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ALL OF YOU? 439 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,987 A BOY WAS FOUND OUTSIDE DEAD, 440 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,656 STUFFED IN THE GARBAGE 441 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,658 L-LIKE YESTERDAY'S MASHED POTATOES, 442 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,695 AND YOU'RE ALL MAKING A JOKE OUT OF IT? 443 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,731 IS THAT HOW LITTLE Y-YOU THINK ABOUT HIS LIFE? 444 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:36,303 HOW LITTLE YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR OWN? 445 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:40,773 I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU THAN THAT. 446 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:44,944 A LOT MORE. 447 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,315 ESPECIALLY FROM YOU. 448 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,882 I MEAN, YOU CARE MORE ABOUT, WHAT A-- 449 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:54,587 A CHARACTER OUT OF A COMIC BOOK THAN A HUMAN BEING. 450 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,602 - YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. 451 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,338 IT'S STRAPLESS AND TIGHT AROUND THE WAIST, 452 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,905 WITH SILK BUTTONS RUNNING DOWN THE BACK 453 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,776 AND SMALL FLOWER APPLIQUE AT THE HEM. 454 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,311 WHAT? 455 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,812 - I CAN JUST SEE YOU DESCRIBING YOUR DRESS 456 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,781 WHILE WE'RE BEING ARRAIGNED FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING. 457 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,383 - I HAVE A KEY TO THE FRONT DOOR. 458 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,884 LOOK, LET'S JUST FIND IT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE 459 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,386 BEFORE YOUR PARENTS COME HOME. 460 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,921 - I REMEMBER IT'S IN AN OLD, WOODEN TRUNK. 461 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,457 - THE ONE YOUR ANCESTORS HAD 462 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,724 WHEN THEY LANDED ON PLYMOUTH ROCK? 463 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,595 - WELL, GRANNY FAYE'S FAMILY DID COME OVER ON THE MAYFLOWER. 464 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,531 - IN MY FAMILY, MAYFLOWER'S A MOVING VAN. 465 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:39,666 - OOH. 466 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,602 LOOKY WHAT I FOUND. - THAT'S IT! 467 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,014 - IT'S GONE, VANISHED. 468 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:58,084 - ANY CHANCE GRANNY FAYE IS RELATED TO HOUDINI? 469 00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,686 - WELL, SHE USED TO SHOW ME THAT DRESS 470 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:00,953 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 471 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,822 AND SHE ALWAYS PUT IT BACK IN HERE. 472 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,957 - ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THIS PILE OF PAPERS 473 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,795 AND LINENS, AND THESE LETTERS. 474 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:30,116 "JULY 28, 1943. 475 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:33,920 "DEAR FAYE, WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY LYING WITH YOU 476 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,389 "ON THE SHORE OF LAKEVIEW BEACH, 477 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,992 "FEELING THE SUN ON MY BACK AS WE BOTH FELL ASLEEP. 478 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,662 "WITH HARRY OFF SOMEWHERE IN THE PACIFIC, 479 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,697 "ALL I DO IS WORRY. 480 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,667 "THE ONLY TIME I FEEL SAFE IS WHEN I'M WITH YOU. 481 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,937 LOVE ALWAYS, VERA." 482 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,572 - "LOVE ALWAYS, VERA"? 483 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:56,643 - VERA CARMICHAEL. 484 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:57,877 ALL OF THEM. 485 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:01,981 - GRANNY NEVER MENTIONED ANY VERA. 486 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,624 "DECEMBER 24, 1943. 487 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:14,794 "DEAR FAYE, I'M SITTING HERE IN FRONT OF THE FIRE 488 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:19,165 "LISTENING TO KATE SMITH SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS ON THE RADIO 489 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,033 "LIKE A GOOD LITTLE HOUSEWIFE, 490 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,504 "WAITING FOR MY HUSBAND TO COME HOME FROM THE WAR. 491 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:27,640 "IT'S LIKE THE COVER OF THE SATURDAY EVENING POST, 492 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:31,511 "A PERFECT PICTURE... 493 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:34,013 "EXCEPT IT'S A LIE. 494 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:37,216 "I DON'T BELONG HERE OR WITH HARRY. 495 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,019 "ALL I WANT IS TO BE WITH YOU, 496 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,455 "TO TALK WITH YOU, 497 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,956 TO BE HELD BY YOU." 498 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,692 - "BE HELD BY YOU"? 499 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,694 SOUNDS LIKE A HELL OF A FRIEND. 500 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:50,730 - WELL, THAT'S HOW THEY TALKED BACK THEN. 501 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:54,233 "...TALK WITH YOU, TO BE HELD BY YOU... 502 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:58,938 "KISS YOU... 503 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:03,943 TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU." 504 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,812 - HOLY SHIT! 505 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,880 GRANNY FAYE WAS A... 506 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:11,217 - DYKE. 507 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,624 - SO, GEORGIE. 508 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:21,728 WHERE SHALL WE VENTURE FORTH TO TONIGHT? 509 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,663 THERE'S, UH, THERE'S A "PECS OF DEATH" CONTEST 510 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,131 AT THE EAGLE, 511 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:28,234 THERE'S "JOCKSTRAP JUBILEE," UNCLE ARTHUR'S. 512 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,069 UM, OH, "NIPPLE NIGHT" AT THE COCKRING. 513 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,203 - MMM. 514 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:33,773 ALL SOUNDS DELIGHTFULLY... FESTIVE. 515 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,576 UH, BUT PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO WITHOUT ME. 516 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,845 - WELL, THAT WOULDN'T BE NEARLY AS MUCH FUN. 517 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,981 - AH. 518 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:43,149 - GEORGE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 519 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:44,884 - I-I'M-- I'M FINE, I'M ALL RIGHT. 520 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,586 I'M JUST TIRED. 521 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:49,989 - WELL, YOU JUST NEED TO GET YOUR DANCE LEGS. 522 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,191 - [chuckles] 523 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:55,161 - OH, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S THIS? 524 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,729 - UH, IT'S AN INVITATION. UH... 525 00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:59,265 - OOH, IT'S, UH... IT'S PRETTY FANCY. 526 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,000 - OH, IT'S TO THE OPERA GALA TONIGHT. 527 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,569 HERE. 528 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:04,136 - THE OPERA? 529 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,138 I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE OPERA. 530 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,007 MY FRIEND TEDDY ADORES IT. 531 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,810 STAR-CROSSED LOVERS WHO DIE IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS, 532 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,178 BUT NOT BEFORE THEY SING FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF. 533 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,313 - [chuckling] 534 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,748 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE MY TICKETS? 535 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,216 - OH, D-DON'T YOU WANT TO GO? 536 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,285 - OH, I MEAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN YEARS. 537 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:22,889 NOT SINCE I CAME OUT. 538 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,257 - WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU WENT AGAIN. 539 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,759 - NO, IT'D BE TOO-- TOO DIFFICULT. 540 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:30,096 TOO...PAINFUL. 541 00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:34,066 YOU KNOW, HAVING EVERYONE WATCH ME. 542 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,234 AND BESIDES, MY WIFE VIRGINIA 543 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,869 GUARDS THE DOORS OF SCHICKEL HALL 544 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:40,973 LIKE CERBERUS, THE THREE-HEADED HOUND FROM HADES. 545 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:44,611 - SO WHAT SAY WE BUY THREE CANS OF ALPO 546 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:48,581 AND GO TOGETHER? 547 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,050 - DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 548 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,320 - SURE. 549 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,656 BUT, UH... 550 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:57,924 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D SAY 551 00:25:57,957 --> 00:25:59,158 IF SOMEBODY WERE TRYING TO STOP ME 552 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:03,062 FROM DOING SOMETHING I LOVE. 553 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:06,232 - FUCK 'EM ALL? 554 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,700 - YOU GOT IT, BABY. 555 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:21,047 [radio playing] 556 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:29,388 - HE WAS A GOOD MAN, 557 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,124 A LOVING MAN. 558 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,260 EVERYONE WHO KNEW HIM WAS MOVED BY HIS KINDNESS 559 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:38,197 AND HIS GENEROSITY. 560 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:40,867 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 561 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,102 - I'M DELIVERING A EULOGY. 562 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:44,671 SAME ONE, IN FACT, THE PRIEST DELIVERED 563 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,272 AT MY FATHER'S FUNERAL. 564 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:49,141 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CAPTAIN ASTRO? 565 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,143 - AS MUCH AS THE PRIEST KNEW ABOUT HIM. 566 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:56,082 - WELL, THEN, YOU REALLY HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK, DO YOU? 567 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,263 DO YOU THINK IT'S TRUE? 568 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,065 - IS WHAT TRUE? 569 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:16,869 - WHAT MY MOM SAID. 570 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,672 - SHE KNEW YOU WERE QUEER WHEN YOU WERE FIVE YEARS OLD? 571 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,708 - THAT I CARE MORE ABOUT A CHARACTER IN A COMIC BOOK 572 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,342 THAN I DO ABOUT A REAL PERSON. 573 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:24,877 - SO WHAT IF YOU DO? 574 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,078 - WELL, SOME MIGHT SAY 575 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:28,748 MY PRIORITIES ARE SLIGHTLY FUCKED UP. 576 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:33,285 - YEAH. 577 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,022 "SOME" DON'T KNOW SHIT. 578 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,024 I MEAN, YOU'VE KNOWN THE CAPTAIN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, 579 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:41,027 YOU NEVER LAID EYES ON DUMPSTER BOY UNTIL THIS MORNING. 580 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:44,831 SO, HOW UPSET ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET? 581 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,903 YOU REMEMBER THAT RETARDED CAPTAIN ASTRO CLUB 582 00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:53,072 YOU STARTED IN THE EIGHTH GRADE? 583 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,775 - YEAH, YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO JOINED. 584 00:27:55,808 --> 00:28:00,913 - I FELT SORRY FOR YOU. - THANKS. 585 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:02,114 - THOSE LAME-ASS T-SHIRTS 586 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,450 WITH THE CAPTAIN ASTRO LOGO YOU MADE WITH MAGIC MARKER. 587 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,753 - THAT RAN WHEN WE SWEATED. 588 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,020 - YEAH. 589 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,956 I COULDN'T GET THE INK OFF FOR DAYS. 590 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,423 PRACTICALLY RUBBED MYSELF RAW. 591 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:14,026 THAT WAS PATHETIC. 592 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:17,730 - YEAH. [laughing] 593 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,867 - WELL, THAT WAS YOUR YOUTH, MIKEY. 594 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:25,838 CAPTAIN ASTRO WAS YOUR HERO. 595 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:30,810 SO YOU MOURN ALL YOU FUCKING WANT. 596 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,951 - "MAY 8, 1945. 597 00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,987 "DEAR FAYE, 598 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,521 "I'M LOOKING OUT MY WINDOW 599 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,523 "AND I SEE CHILDREN RUNNING DOWN THE STREET 600 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,793 "WAVING LITTLE FLAGS. 601 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:49,495 "IN THE DISTANCE, I CAN HEAR CAR HORNS. 602 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:52,331 "I GUESS IT MUST BE TRUE. 603 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:57,369 "THE DAY WE'VE ALL HOPED AND PRAYED FOR IS FINALLY HERE. 604 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,206 "THE WAR IS OVER. 605 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:04,977 "OUR BOYS WON. 606 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:09,115 "BUT WE'VE LOST. 607 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:11,017 "SOON, HARRY WILL BE COMING HOME. 608 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:13,986 "HE WROTE ME THAT HE WANTS TO MOVE TO FRESNO. 609 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,255 "PLENTY OF CHEAP LAND FOR G.I.s TO BUILD HOUSES 610 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,324 "AND RAISE THEIR FAMILIES. 611 00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:20,259 "I KNOW I SAID THAT WHEN THE TIME CAME, 612 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:23,930 "I WOULD TELL HIM ABOUT US... 613 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:27,900 "BUT I CAN'T. 614 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:33,272 "PLEASE UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE YOU. 615 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:36,475 "BUT I'M NOT AS BRAVE AS YOU. 616 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,178 FORGIVE ME. VERA." 617 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:49,889 SHE LEFT GRANNY AND WENT BACK TO HER HUSBAND. 618 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,891 - TIMES WERE DIFFERENT THEN. 619 00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:54,894 IT'S WHAT WOMEN HAD TO DO. 620 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:58,197 THEY HAD NO CHOICE. 621 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,303 - OKAY, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 622 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:07,506 RADAMES, THE NOBLE EGYPTIAN WARRIOR... 623 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:08,875 - YEAH. 624 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,176 - COULD MARRY THE PHARAOH'S DAUGHTER 625 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:13,045 AND LIVE MORE THAN COMFORTABLY EVER AFTER. 626 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:14,146 - MM-HMM. 627 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,915 - BUT INSTEAD, 628 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,450 HE RUNS OFF WITH AIDA, THE SLAVE GIRL, 629 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,452 WHO HAPPENS TO WEIGH, LIKE, 200 POUNDS. 630 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,587 - [chuckles] 631 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:22,889 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THAT. 632 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:25,057 - HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE? 633 00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:26,893 HER NAME SHOULD BE "AIDA-LOT." 634 00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:30,329 - WELL, THE POINT OF THE STORY IS THAT PASSION TRANSCENDS 635 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:32,398 ALL THE REWARDS OF THE MATERIAL WORLD. 636 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,633 - WELL, THEN HE SHOULD GET SOME CORRECTIVE EYE SURGERY 637 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,169 AND CHECK OUT ALL THOSE HUNKY SLAVE BOYS. 638 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,106 - [chuckling] 639 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:41,473 - CHAMPAGNE? 640 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,209 - THAT'S VERY NICE, ACTUALLY. 641 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,443 [mixed chatter] 642 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:48,147 DID IT MYSELF. - CHAMPAGNE, SIR? 643 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:52,051 - NO, I THINK IT'S QUITE TASTEFUL. 644 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:55,221 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 645 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,422 - HI, TEDDY! 646 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:58,124 [chuckles] 647 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,927 - LOOK AT YOU, ALL SPIFFED UP. 648 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,896 - OH, YEAH. GEORGE GOT IT FOR ME. 649 00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:05,197 - [chuckles] 650 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:06,899 - I FEEL LIKE, UH... - A MILLION BUCKS. 651 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:07,967 - A HEAD WAITER. 652 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,501 - I THINK YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. 653 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,103 AS DO YOU, TED. 654 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:14,073 - OH, THANK YOU, GEORGE. 655 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:15,007 - AIN'T HE A CHARMER? 656 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,309 - SO, ENJOYING THE PRODUCTION? - MM-HMM. 657 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:19,111 WELL, I'M GLAD I BROUGHT THESE. 658 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:20,246 FROM WHERE I'M SITTING, 659 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:21,480 IT LOOKS LIKE A SINGING FLEA CIRCUS. 660 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,415 - OH, THAT'S A SHAME. 661 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,084 WE'RE IN THE FOUNDER'S BOX. 662 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:29,521 BUT THEN, IT IS, UH, SCHICKEL HALL. 663 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,290 - PERHAPS YOU'D CARE TO JOIN US FOR A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE. 664 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,292 - MM, DON'T MIND IF I DO. 665 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:40,566 - AH, HERE WE GO. 666 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,101 AH. 667 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:44,103 TED? GREAT. 668 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,472 - GEORGE! 669 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,680 - VIRGINIA. 670 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:56,548 - WELL... 671 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,085 IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE. 672 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:02,921 - I KNOW. 673 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:05,691 - YOU'RE LOOKING WELL. 674 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,326 - AS ARE YOU. 675 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:10,062 UH, WELL, ALLOW ME, UH, TO INTRODUCE MY FRIENDS. 676 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:14,166 EMMETT, TED, MY FORMER WIFE, VIRGINIA HAMMOND. 677 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,968 - HAMMOND'S HAMS. 678 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,203 - THAT'S RIGHT. 679 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:20,472 - I'VE PACKED AWAY A LOT OF YOUR PORK. 680 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:26,545 - SO WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO UNEXPECTEDLY EMERGE 681 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:29,215 FROM YOUR SELF-IMPOSED EXILE? 682 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:32,618 - I DID. 683 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,253 GEORGE AND I ARE HAVING A FABULOUS TIME. 684 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,454 HE'S A WONDERFUL COMPANION. 685 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,324 - MMM. AND HOW DID YOU MEET? 686 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:41,060 ARE YOU HIS HAIRDRESSER? DECORATOR? 687 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,062 POODLE GROOMER? 688 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,164 - ACTUALLY, WE MET ON THE INTERNET. 689 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:46,332 I, UH... 690 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,267 I WHACK OFF ON, UH, ON HIS WEBSITE. 691 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,335 - [stammering] 692 00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:51,303 THIS CHAMPAGNE IS-- IS DELIGHTFUL. 693 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,405 - I'M THE DEMON DICK OF DOT-COM. 694 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,607 - HOW FASCINATING. 695 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,709 HE MUST PAY YOU QUITE HANDSOMELY. 696 00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,311 - OH, NO. NO, NO. 697 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,047 NO, HE DOESN'T PAY ME AT ALL. 698 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,314 I WOULDN'T TAKE IT IF HE DID. 699 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:05,184 THE REASON I'M WITH GEORGE 700 00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:08,387 IS HE GIVES SPECTACULAR HEAD, 701 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,157 A SKILL I'M CERTAIN HE DIDN'T LEARN FROM YOU. 702 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:13,625 - [gasps] 703 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:16,062 - MMM. 704 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:17,229 CURTAIN'S GOING UP. 705 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:21,167 COME ON, GEORGE, WE DON'T WANT TO MISS THE SECOND ACT. 706 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:32,244 - HOW ABOUT THAT VERDI, HUH? 707 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:35,747 - DO YOU THINK HE KNEW WHO KILLED HIM? 708 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:39,218 - WHO? 709 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:43,122 HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW? 710 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,824 - MAYBE WE KNOW HIM. 711 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,527 MAYBE WE FUCKED HIM. 712 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,797 - THAT'D BE HOT. 713 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,700 - LIKE THAT GUY THE OTHER NIGHT. 714 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,368 WE DIDN'T KNOW HIM. 715 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:59,505 WE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM. 716 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,673 HE COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO US. 717 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,275 - THE FIRST TIME YOU CAME HERE, 718 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:05,511 YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 719 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,813 I COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO YOU. 720 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:11,783 - MM, I WAS PRETTY SURE YOU WERE GONNA FUCK ME. 721 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,556 - THEN WHAT? 722 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:25,831 WHAT IF-- 723 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:27,833 - [gasps] 724 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:37,809 WHAT IF... 725 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,578 I'D STARTED TO STRANGLE YOU? 726 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,779 - [panting] 727 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:45,684 I'D RATHER YOU CHOKE ME WITH YOUR DICK. 728 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,286 - YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. 729 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:49,488 - BRIAN... 730 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:54,193 CUT IT OUT. 731 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,396 - YOU CAME HERE NOT KNOWING WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 732 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,232 THAT WAS PART OF THE THRILL. 733 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,338 THAT'S WHAT MADE YOU HARD. 734 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:14,213 YOU'RE HARD NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 735 00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:17,416 THE DANGER. 736 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,352 THE EXCITEMENT. 737 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,225 - FUCK ME. 738 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:28,627 - COME ON, DON'T BE SO UPSET. 739 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,629 SEE, EVEN THOUGH AIDA AND RADAMES 740 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,464 ARE SEALED IN A TOMB, 741 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:35,401 THEIR LOVE WILL LIVE ON FOR ALL ETERNITY. 742 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:38,404 - OH, WHO CARES ABOUT THEM? 743 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,506 IT'S YOU. - ME? 744 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,909 - I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TALKED TO YOUR WIFE THAT WAY. 745 00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:45,277 [sigh] 746 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:48,480 I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SUCH A NASTY QUEEN. 747 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:51,650 NOW, YOUR FATE'S SEALED TOO. 748 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,952 THANKS TO ME, YOU'LL BE BANISHED FROM THE OPERA 749 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,287 FOR ALL ETERNITY. 750 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:56,955 - THANKS TO YOU, I PLAN TO ATTEND 751 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,957 EVERY OPENING THIS SEASON. 752 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:03,562 AND HOPEFULLY WITH MY HUNKY SLAVE BOY ON MY ARM. 753 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:05,431 - YOU'RE NOT ANGRY? - ANGRY? 754 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:08,934 I HAD THE BEST FUCKING LAUGH OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 755 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,603 I NEVER SAW VIRGINIA OPEN HER MOUTH THAT WIDE. 756 00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,405 [chuckling] I MEAN... 757 00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:15,341 WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IF SHE HAD, WE MIGHT STILL BE TOGETHER. 758 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,509 [laughing] 759 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:21,480 AW, GOSH, WHAT A REVELATION YOU ARE. 760 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,249 WHY, IN THE PAST FEW DAYS ALONE, 761 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:26,518 I'VE LIVED MORE THAN I HAVE IN THE PAST FEW... 762 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:27,953 YEARS. 763 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,522 - SO WHAT'S NEXT ON THE BILL? 764 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:31,957 - HMM. 765 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,760 MM, RIGOLETTO. 766 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:38,564 NOW, THAT IS THE STORY OF THIS HUNCHBACK DWARF COURT JESTER 767 00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:41,767 WHOSE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER IS RAPED BY THE WICKED DUKE. 768 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,637 - UGH, ENOUGH WITH THE REALITY PROGRAMMING. 769 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,906 CAN'T ANYBODY WRITE A DECENT DRAMA ANYMORE? 770 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,575 [both chuckling] 771 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:56,482 - YOU COMING TO BED? 772 00:36:56,515 --> 00:37:00,386 - IN A MINUTE. 773 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:03,355 THERE'S ONE MORE LETTER. 774 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:12,498 - IT'S NEVER BEEN OPENED. 775 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,542 [clears throat] 776 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,444 "DEAR FAYE, 777 00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,846 "I KNOW IT'S BEEN MANY YEARS SINCE I'VE WRITTEN YOU. 778 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:29,348 "HARRY DIED LAST WEEK. 779 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,450 "WE WERE MARRIED FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS. 780 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:34,620 "IT WAS A GOOD MARRIAGE. WE SHARED MANY THINGS. 781 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:37,356 "BUT AT THE FUNERAL, I KEPT THINKING HOW DIFFERENT MY LIFE 782 00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:39,325 "WOULD HAVE BEEN IF-- 783 00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:40,659 "IF WHAT? 784 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:43,329 "I HAD THE COURAGE TO SAY YES, 785 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:45,331 "TO BE HONEST, 786 00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:48,867 "TO EXPRESS WHAT I TRULY FELT THE WAY WE DID 787 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:52,971 "THAT DAY ON THE SHORE OF LAKEVIEW BEACH. 788 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,906 "I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, FAYE, 789 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,508 "AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN A LIFETIME, 790 00:37:56,542 --> 00:38:00,379 "I WANT YOU TO KNOW I STILL DO. 791 00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:04,683 "YOU ALWAYS WERE AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY TRUE LOVE. 792 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,919 VERA." 793 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,595 - IT'S DATED MARCH 10, 1994. 794 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,763 - SO? 795 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,932 - GRANNY FAYE DIED IN 1992. 796 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,934 - SHE NEVER GOT TO READ IT. 797 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:27,439 - OR KNOW THAT VERA ALWAYS LOVED HER. 798 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:32,844 - [clears throat] 799 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,481 YOU KNOW... 800 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:39,451 I'M SUDDENLY IN THE MOOD FOR SURF AND TURF. 801 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,553 - YOU ARE? 802 00:38:41,587 --> 00:38:45,056 - I SAY WE GO FOR THE CORNUCOPIA D'OR. 803 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,593 - IT'S WILDLY EXTRAVAGANT. 804 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:50,596 IT'LL PROBABLY LAND US IN THE POOR HOUSE. 805 00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:53,932 - IT'S OUR SPECIAL DAY. 806 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:56,702 BESIDES, 807 00:38:56,735 --> 00:39:00,005 GRANNY FAYE AND VERA WOULD HAVE WANTED US TO. 808 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:08,414 [dance music] 809 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:11,850 * 810 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:14,920 - CHECKING OUT THE ACTION? 811 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:17,055 - EVERYTHING'S THE SAME. 812 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,890 BUSINESS AS USUAL. 813 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:20,559 - WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 814 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:21,860 - THAT THINGS WOULD STOP, YOU KNOW, 815 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,563 EVEN FOR ONE NIGHT. 816 00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:26,998 THAT THERE'D BE A PROTEST OR A... 817 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,067 CANDLELIGHT VIGIL OR SOMETHING. 818 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,069 - THEY DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 819 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:34,606 OR ABOUT GAY BASHING OR AIDS, OR... 820 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:39,711 ANY OF THE OTHER SHIT WE ALL HAVE TO LIVE WITH. 821 00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:41,112 CAN'T SAY I BLAME THEM. 822 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:44,483 - SO WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO GO ON OUR MERRY WAY? 823 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,718 DANCING, DRINKING, DOING DRUGS 824 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:49,788 AND GETTING OUR DICKS SUCKED? 825 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:52,724 HE DESERVES TO BE REMEMBERED, 826 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:57,463 AT LEAST FOR A MINUTE. 827 00:39:57,496 --> 00:40:01,733 - TELL YOU WHAT. 828 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,936 WE'LL HAVE OUR OWN CANDLELIGHT VIGIL. 829 00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:15,213 - IT'S ALL SO... 830 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:18,517 - TENTATIVE? 831 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,487 UNPREDICTABLE? 832 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,889 - ANY MOMENT, ANY ONE OF US COULD PICK UP THE WRONG GUY, 833 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,924 OR GET ON THE WRONG PLANE, 834 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,225 OR STEP OFF THE CURB 835 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:32,931 JUST AS THE BUS IS BARRELING DOWN THE STREET. 836 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,601 DO YOU EVER GET SCARED? 837 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:37,536 - WHY DO YOU THINK I MEDITATE, 838 00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:42,574 AND DO YOGA, AND EXERCISE LIKE A FIEND? 839 00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,976 IF IT BUYS ME PEACE OF MIND FOR EVEN 30 SECONDS, 840 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:48,179 IT'S WORTH IT. 841 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:50,816 I ALSO FIND HAVING SOMEONE TO HOLD 842 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,684 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 843 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:55,921 HELPS A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT. 844 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,978 - HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 845 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,012 - UH, TOMMY-- 846 00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:22,247 TONY-- 847 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,716 TIMMY HERE HAS INVITED ME OVER TO HIS HOUSE 848 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:25,984 TO SEE HIS STAMP COLLECTION. 849 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,153 - WHAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME? 850 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,822 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 851 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:31,990 - WHAT'S IT TO YOU? 852 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:34,760 - COME ON. LET'S GO HOME. 853 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,695 - ARE YOU SCARED I'M GOING TO GET MURDERED? 854 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,597 - BRIAN, PLEASE. 855 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:40,866 - THERE'S NEVER BEEN A HOTTER TIME TO FUCK A STRANGER. 856 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:43,969 - HEY, WHILE WE'RE YOUNG. 857 00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:51,009 - I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 858 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:54,613 - * NO RETURN 859 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,247 * NO RETURN 860 00:41:56,281 --> 00:42:01,787 * YOU ALWAYS TAKE ME PAST MY DESTINATION * 861 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:05,624 * NO RETURN 862 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:09,027 * NO RETURN 863 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:13,031 * NO RETURN 864 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:21,006 * 865 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:37,689 * YOUR WHISPERS LIKE A LOOP INSIDE MY HEAD * 866 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:39,090 * 867 00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:44,095 * A FEVER DREAM THAT WAKES ME IN MY BED * 868 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:46,131 * 869 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:52,037 * BRANCHES TAP THE PANE, THE CURTAINS ARE STILL * 870 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,639 * 871 00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:59,310 * THE KIND OF LOVE THAT MOVES IN FOR THE KILL * 872 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:00,912 * 873 00:43:00,946 --> 00:43:06,785 * LOVE THAT ONLY LIVES SO IT CAN KILL * 874 00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:08,086 * 875 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:13,625 * IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME, TIME AFTER TIME * 876 00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:14,793 * 877 00:43:14,826 --> 00:43:18,163 * NO RETURN 878 00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:21,967 * POINT OF RETURN 879 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,235 * NO RETURN 880 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:29,240 * YOU ALWAYS TAKE ME PAST MY DESTINATION * 881 00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:32,744 * NO RETURN 882 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:36,381 * NO RETURN 883 00:43:36,414 --> 00:43:40,385 * NO RETURN 884 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:45,356 * 885 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:49,194 * NO RETURN 886 00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:52,831 * NO RETURN 887 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:56,401 * NO RETURN 888 00:43:56,434 --> 00:43:59,304 * NO RETURN 61483

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