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This is my magic sex gun. All I do is
point it at a woman I want to fuck. And
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bang! She's all over me.
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How does it work? Go to magicsexgun
.com.
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You can have your own. And it's not
buying hookers, not using personal
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and definitely not spanking it to porn.
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So go to magicsexgun .com before we take
the site down.
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This magic sex gun works especially well
on younger women.
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Point your magic sex gun at your
innocent -looking younger co -worker,
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she's sucking your dick below the desk.
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Point it at the cute young French woman
bagging your groceries, and bam, she's
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letting you rail her behind the
dumpster. And of course, point it at any
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a dating app site, and well, you'll feel
like you have a sex machine gun with
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all the women you're mowing down.
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This is only if you go to magicsexgun
.com. Get it right now, magicsexgun
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There's only so many magic sex guns
available.
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Hint, it's a metaphor for something
else. So you want to get in while the
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getting is good.
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Yeah, work is fine.
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Yeah, it was a pretty smooth day.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yeah, that's fine.
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I can change the reservation to
Saturday.
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Yeah, don't worry about it. If you have
to stay late, it's cool.
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Babe, it's fine.
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You put in a lot of hard work for this
family. It's okay. Moving the
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is not going to be that big of a deal.
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I'll just move it to Saturday.
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Okay.
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Well, yeah, I mean, do what you gotta
do. Call me when you're on the way home.
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We'll be here.
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Okay.
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Alright, cool.
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Love you too.
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Chloe, what the fuck?
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What are you doing in my room?
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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Something you probably shouldn't.
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We need to talk.
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Talk about what?
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I think I don't know what you're doing
here. This little scam you got going on.
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What, Scan?
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What are you talking about?
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I know that you did not marry my mom
just because you love her.
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You married her for the money.
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The money?
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Are you crazy?
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No, that's ridiculous.
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That's ridiculous.
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Look, you're not even wearing your
wedding ring.
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And I saw the way you were looking at me
at your guy's wedding reception.
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I love your mom.
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And I love you like my own daughter.
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I mean, you're my stepdaughter, but
you're practically my own. I'm your
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stepdaughter, but you're like two years
older than me.
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Okay, what does that have to do with
anything?
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If I love your mother.
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Listen, listen, listen.
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It's okay.
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Because I can keep a secret.
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I mean, she's not even going to be home
for a few hours anyway.
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Mm -hmm.
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Well, she's not coming, but... Mm -hmm.
I promise I can keep it fixed.
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Are you sure?
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Mm -hmm.
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You're such a big cop.
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That's incredible.
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Thank you.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so good. I love it
so much.
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Oh,
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yes.
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oh my god
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I want to fuck you, daddy.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm. With a big dick inside
you? Mm -hmm.
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oh my god oh my god
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Oh my god, your dick is so big.
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Yes.
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Oh my god, yes.
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Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my
god, yes. Your dick is so big, holy
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Oh my god, yes, that feels so fucking
good.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck.
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Yes.
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Aww.
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Finish.
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we can
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Amen.
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Oh my god, I can't take it. It's so
good.
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Oh my God, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god, it's so good.
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Oh my god, it's so good.
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Yes, yes, use this.
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Yes, yes, do it just like that, just
like that.
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Yes, yes, yes, it feels so good. It
feels so good.
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This is my magic sex gun. All I do is
point it at a woman I want to fuck. And
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bang! She's all over me.
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00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,739
How does it work? Go to magicsexgun
.com.
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You can have your own. And it's not
buying hookers, not using personal
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00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:53,560
and definitely not spanking it to porn.
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00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,780
So go to magicsexgun .com before we take
the site down.
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00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,660
This magic sex gun works especially well
on younger women.
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Point your magic sex gun at your
innocent -looking younger co -worker and
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She's sucking your dick below the desk.
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00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:13,830
Point it at the cute young French woman
bagging your groceries and bam, she's
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00:35:13,830 --> 00:35:18,650
letting you rail her behind the
dumpster. And of course, point it at any
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a dating app site and well, you'll feel
like you have a sex machine gun with all
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the women you're mowing down.
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This is only if you go to magicsexgun
.com. Get it right now, magicsexgun
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00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:33,510
There's only so many magic sex guns
available.
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Hint, it's a metaphor for something
else.
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So you want to get in while the getting
is good.
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