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This is the order of the day?
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Yes.
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Take care of that.
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Yeah, take care of it. Talk to the guy
and take care of it.
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Alright.
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Yeah, tell him it's from me. He knows.
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Alright.
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Ah,
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jeez.
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What's going on, dude?
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What's wrong? Trouble at work?
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No, no, no. These guys take care of this
stuff for me. It's, you know, you know
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how it goes.
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What's going on? You want to talk to me
about something?
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Yeah, alright.
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You know it's Father's Day and
everything coming up, right? Right.
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Alright, so... I'm having a little
issue.
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Alright, Fiona... Fiona...
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It's really weird to talk about you.
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Come on, come on, spit it out, spit it
out. Look, Fiona has brought it to my
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attention about, you know, trouble with
guys, school, whatnot, this, that, and
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other. So I don't want her to get
distracted by, like, a relationship with
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young fucking wet -behind -the -ears
college boy, you know what I mean? Okay,
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what do you need from me?
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Long story short, I need a... You need
me to find somebody for your daughter,
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that what you're telling me?
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Kind of. All right, so, I mean...
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I mean, she's very pretty. That's not
going to be hard, all right? You want me
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to find somebody that's, you know, not
going to get her in trouble, something
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like that?
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Someone that's not going to distract
her. Right.
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What did we have back when we were, you
know, fuck buddies? Like a fuck buddy,
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but somebody that's, yeah, and
somebody's going to keep her on track
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to, I got you, no problem. Don't worry,
I'll take care of it for you.
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I have the perfect, actually, I got
someone in mind.
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He's great.
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He's fantastic.
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He'll be perfect for her.
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I got it taken care of. Don't even think
about it one more second. Just let the
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thought go out of your mind.
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I got it. I can't. I can't. I can't. It
can't just be anybody.
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No, no, no. I got somebody.
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Somebody I've known.
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Listen, this guy. Tony, Tony, that's the
problem.
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See, if I put her with someone she may,
you know, fall in love with. I got
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business here.
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Her mother's going to freaking kill me,
and it'll ruin her grades. No, no, no.
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This guy, leave it up to me.
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Don't worry about it. I got it all under
control.
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Just let the thought go out of your
mind. I got a perfect person.
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He's going to take very, very good care
of her. Do you trust me?
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How long we known each other? Do you
trust me? I feel like I'm being sold
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now, man. Like I'm one of your people.
But yeah, I fucking trust you. Alright,
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got you. Alright, just don't sell me the
deal like you did over there, Python.
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Look, another call. Let me take this.
Alright.
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Hey, what do I do?
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Do I set it up? Do I make her? Yeah,
tell her. Tell her and just let me know.
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Is she coming home now?
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Yeah, she's coming home soon. But give
me an address or something. A restaurant
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or some shit, okay?
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But no, no. Take your call. Take your
call. I'll figure it out.
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Hey Fiona, sweetie.
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When you get home, I need to talk with
you, okay?
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Everything good? Yeah, we're good. Okay,
so I got somewhere to be, take care of
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a few things.
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Do you want me to come back here around
5 o 'clock?
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Do you want me to tell her? Yeah, tell
her. I'll bring the guy along with me
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we'll make it happen.
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We'll make it as a whole family event.
All right.
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I got you. Don't worry about it.
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All right. I'll see you later. Hey,
don't forget to watch the game.
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Busy man. Busy man.
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Hey, I got your text. What's up?
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All right, sweetheart.
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So, I know how things are, you know. I
know it's Father's Day. It's a little
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vacation time for you from school.
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But I'm concerned about your schooling.
Since your last boyfriend, you know, you
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kind of fell off track. Yeah.
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And I understand. And, you know, I don't
even want to talk about that.
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So I arranged something for you.
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Arranged something?
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Mm -hmm.
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Something to fulfill your needs.
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This is a little rough for me. I'm your
stepdad. But it's still kind of weird
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for me to say. So your sexual desires
and maybe an emotional connection.
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But it won't diminish your quality of
school.
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You know what I mean? Right.
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So... Here's the thing.
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You can't tell your mother.
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Can't tell her what?
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Anything at all.
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Anything? Yes, you can't tell her about
this, you can't tell her about the text
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message, nothing. Period. End of story.
Because she will fucking kill me.
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Okay. Alright? So what is it?
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You know my, um... Pretty much my
lifelong friend, Tony, right?
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Yeah. Okay.
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He...
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Said that he has the perfect person for
you for this situation.
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Really?
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You seem a little too overexcited. Calm
down.
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Yeah, really.
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But remember, this can't be a
relationship type thing. You just have
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physical. Okay?
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Physical. Correct. You can't get too
emotionally connected because my main
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priority is your schooling. Do you
understand?
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Right. Yeah, mine too. All right. So...
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You got home just in time. Tony's
supposed to be here at 5, and it's 4
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I'm assuming in a little to no time that
Tony and
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his... Well, I guess this guy he found
for you is going to be here.
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Huh. Are you okay with this?
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And Mom doesn't know about it?
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We just said that Mom cannot know. So
obviously Mom does not know.
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Do I have to worry that you're going to
say something?
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No, no.
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Okay, mum's the word. Do you understand?
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You cannot let it slip. Do you hear me?
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Okay. So let me get this straight.
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You found a guy for me. No, no, no. I
didn't find a guy.
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Tony is finding a guy. Tony found a guy.
Okay.
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For me to use when I'm horny so that I
don't have to go chasing college guys,
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focus on my schoolwork. You're goddamn
right. Your schoolwork is.
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The number one priority.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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I'd like to meet this guy. What does he
look like?
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I have no fucking idea.
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You don't know?
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Speaking of that, I trust in Tony, and
I'm pretty sure it's going to be someone
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you really, really like. Come here,
buddy.
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Hey, brother.
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Hey. How are you? Hey, nice to see you.
Hey.
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What?
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A guy.
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Hello? Tony.
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What? You said you had a guy. I got a
guy right here. Listen.
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Listen, you said you want somebody you
can trust.
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Somebody that's not going to get
emotionally attached.
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You want somebody that's going to take
care of her. Put her in a good space.
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Make sure she has a good time.
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Who better than me? Huh?
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Come on.
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She's in great hands.
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I didn't think you were going to throw
your hat into the ring, man. This is
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of like, you know, we went from here to
right here. This is a very delicate
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situation, and in situations like this,
you want somebody that you can really
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count on, correct?
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Who can you count on better than me? No,
it's fine, Tyler.
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I don't mind.
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So I hear you're going to college,
right? Yeah.
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Yeah, I've been to college once or
twice.
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Yeah, you know, I think... Okay, well,
you guys have a good time. If your
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finds out, it's on your ass.
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Yeah, you go. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. I got this. Don't
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worry.
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This could be really fun. Yeah.
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If you need anything, I'm the guy.
You're the guy.
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Man, look at Phil.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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Fuck, in my house? What? On my couch?
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You told him to take care of me. Yeah, I
thought he was going to take you
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somewhere else, not here on my couch.
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Your fucking jizz is on my couch.
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You got a point. I'm sorry. You know
what? I'm going to let myself out.
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Ben, remember, you need anything?
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I'm going to leave a phone call away,
all right? All right.
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I'll take you up on that.
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My God.
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Fiona.
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Jeez, you've got to act like your
mother.
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Listen.
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Go put some clothes on and clean that
up. No, no, wait, wait. No, no, no, no,
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no.
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Clean it up. All right. Yeah, put some
clothes on and clean that shit up off
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couch. Okay? I want to go to Father's
Day dinner and your mother's going to be
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home soon.
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Ooh, can we go for Italian?
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Can you just... Okay, okay. I'm sitting
here blind right now. Put some clothes
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on and clean that shit up. You got
Tony's jizz on my couch on fucking
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Day. I'll clean it up. Did you leave the
room?
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Yep.
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Fucking Tony.
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The guy.
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The guy who has the guy that has the
guy.
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With his jizz on my couch on Father's
Day. I'm great.
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Clean that shit up, Fiona!
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Let's go!
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