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Why are we here?
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Tommy, it's my time to be here, not
yours.
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I thought it was my time this year.
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No, it's my tradition that we do.
Remember?
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Every other, this is the other, not
every.
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God, I hate my ex.
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I do too.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, wow, that's a big box.
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Yeah, I know. Lexi just always wants one
thing that's huge. And I was like, I
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have to get it first.
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How about you? You know, you know them
steps.
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You know, they, they, they like, they
like a lot of stuff.
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Yeah. Kimmy put all sorts of stuff in
the, in the basket.
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Uh -huh. So, I just got them all.
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That's awesome. Yeah, but they're all
small.
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Yeah. It's okay.
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Yeah. It's the size that matters. No,
it's never the size that matters. I see
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what you did there. Yeah, I know.
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I can't believe they went away again on
holidays.
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on whose dime.
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Hmm.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's a sharp outfit.
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I appreciate it. I like yours too.
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Yeah. I must have been a big toy. I had
to put a little stuff in there.
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No. It's a character.
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Who's ever seen a skinny Santa?
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Yeah. Well, you know.
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Dougie didn't finish wrapping.
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It doesn't matter.
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It does to you. Don't wrap in paper.
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I'm very out of paper.
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How do you wrap?
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How do you run out of? paper. I didn't
want to buy anymore.
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So when it ran out... Cheap.
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I'm not cheap. I'm just... That's cheap.
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I'm careful with money.
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Yeah. My stepdaughter, Kimmy, she likes
a lot of things. In that basket of hers,
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she had all sorts of stuff. Oh.
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Yeah. I bought them all.
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That's awesome.
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Yeah. My stepdaughter, Lexi, she usually
just likes one big thing. And that's
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all she wants. And it's so convenient,
so I make a point to get her exactly
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she wants. Some large box.
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Yep.
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It kind of sucks that our moms just left
us here for the holidays.
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Yeah, it's kind of selfish if you think
about it. It's super selfish. It's super
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messed up. I don't even know what to
feel or think about it.
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I mean, it takes the spirit out of
Christmas. I know.
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What's your dad up to for Christmas?
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I mean, ever since the divorce, I
haven't really seen him.
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What about yours?
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I haven't seen him either.
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I haven't heard from them, nothing.
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It's crazy that it happened at the same
time, but at least we have each other.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Would you want to do some cute videos
together?
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Yes, let's do it. Oh, okay.
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Yeah. Oh, this is a good spot. Mm -hmm.
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Hello there.
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Oh. Ooh.
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Okay, let's do...
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It's kind of like, did you hear that?
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I did. What was that? I don't know. We
should go check it out. It sounded
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weird. Okay.
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Let's go. Should I grab something?
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So true. I'm tired of it. Yeah, they
scared the fuck out of me. Yeah, they
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we're like just their little babies or
something.
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Let's go.
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Let's teach them a lesson.
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Let's do that.
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Cheap bastards.
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It's just paper. It's tossed out. It's a
special paper for the holidays. It's
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still in the box and it's hidden.
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Is that you?
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a bunch of presents to use. I know.
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You know, I've always thought Santa was
so nice.
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Me too. I actually always thought he was
really, really cute.
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You thought Santa was cute? Yeah.
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I mean, I also kind of wanted to fuck
him, to be honest. I've been having this
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kind of thought.
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Oh, you naughty girl.
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Not you.
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I have this one fantasy one where Santa
takes me and bends me over his lap
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and is telling me all the bad things I
did that year.
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Giving me a few spankings.
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I'd be really hot.
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I could tell him what we really want for
Christmas this year.
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All I want is Santa's spankings.
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I just want to sit on Santa's lap and
whisper some cute things into his ears.
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Well, you have my laugh.
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You know, I always thought you were
really cute too.
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Yeah? You want to make my fantasy come
true?
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Let's do it.
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Oh my gosh.
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Do you want me to give you a kiss?
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I love it. Yeah, shake it.
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It feels so good.
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Maybe I can give you a kiss as well.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh, it feels so good.
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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I know our matching PJs are so cute, but
I want to see you with these.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yeah.
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I love you, cute PJ.
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Thank you.
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You have such a great eye.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to pull yours down, too.
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Are you wet in yours too?
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That's a good idea.
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What are you both doing?
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We knew you were here the whole time.
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What? We were trying to teach you guys a
lesson. Yeah.
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What lesson? To be taught in person.
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And not sneaking up on us. Yeah.
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You know we're just trying to remember
our fantasy. We were bringing you all
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presents that you wanted.
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I didn't know this, too.
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This was your fantasy about Santa?
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It is.
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Geez, I can't look at you.
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We just wanted to make you happy.
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That's what it's all about, kids and
sharing and ho, ho, ho.
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You guys never let us live our
fantasies.
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What kind of fantasies do you have on
us?
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Well, the fantasy wasn't a lie.
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Yeah, you obviously could see that.
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Yeah, I saw a little more than I thought
I was going to see.
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You really have fantasies about
Panthers? We do.
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Always been thinking about that,
actually.
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That whole naughty list thing, you guys
really... Yeah, the list we gave you
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guys for Christmas, that's... You just
ignored it. No, I didn't. I didn't know.
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I didn't understand.
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I didn't either.
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So what are you asking?
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You didn't want your gigantic gift that
I got you?
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No. You can always take them back and
get gift cards and get whatever else you
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want. Well, I really... I like these
Santa suits.
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Yeah. They are pretty good.
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It actually has given me an idea.
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Huh? Uh,
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can you maybe clarify on that?
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Yeah. I mean, this really looks good on
you, actually, Dad.
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Really? Yeah, and you look great, too.
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You like the way I accentuate it? No,
well, you know, I... You're always going
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above and beyond. I don't get the
compliments. I was trying to...
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I'll better him because I'm the better
dad.
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What do you mean?
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It's been a little while and I thought I
was losing my touch.
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You actually look really great, Dad.
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You really do.
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Yeah.
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I really like your guys' beard.
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Really? You're like really honestly into
it. Yeah.
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And excited.
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Don't you think my dad looks... So
adorable with his little pillow tongue.
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Yeah. Actually, he does.
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I think your dad's belly is so loose
because he's so fit.
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Yeah. Thank you for noticing.
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He's got such a nice body.
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He does.
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We're going to have a little dad talk
right now. Just give us one second.
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Are you...
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I hope so.
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Because I'm thinking a lot of naughty
things.
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I agree.
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If we just do it this one year, we give
them their presents,
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fulfill some fantasies, and they go on
being happy ones.
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Yeah.
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Until they tell the exes, and then we're
fucked.
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We're already fucked.
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Deal?
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As long as they won't say a word. Deal.
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Honey. Honey.
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Sweetheart. We were discussing, and we
thought that this year... This year
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You both should get to... Don't go
without your fantasy Atlanta.
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Oh my gosh, yeah! Because you are...
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Women now, and you deserve to be happy
and get everything you want.
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Finally.
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It's amazing. Who better than you to
teach it?
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To fulfill those fantasies.
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So this is our gift?
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If you want it. Yeah, you want it. But
with the fantasy, it has to
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be a little secret.
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Hannah fantasy where nobody else knows,
but... No.
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Well, of course. We'll all keep this our
little secret.
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Yeah, because we don't want to pay for
it later.
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As much as I love you, Dad, I just don't
think that... Oh, no, no, no.
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Oh, no. Oh, God.
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No. It would have to be... See, this
way, it's good.
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Yeah. That is a lot better. Nobody has
to feel weird. No, exactly.
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A lot easier to keep it a secret this
way. Yeah, so much more comfortable.
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Wait,
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yeah, are we going to do it right here?
Are you going to go somewhere else?
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Yeah, we should go to a different room.
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Do this. Oh, no. It's Christmas. Here,
look.
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Everything. It's the holiday season.
Hannah wouldn't be going off into your
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home. Hannah would be right here eating
cookies and drinking milk.
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That's true. Okay.
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You're okay with that. I am. I'm done.
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Oh,
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my gosh. Dad.
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What? Oh, my gosh.
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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They were dead.
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You can sit on Santa's lap and, you
know, go through all this.
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Okay,
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get it out.
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Wow.
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Okay, where were we?
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Hi. Hi.
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I like your, I think I need.
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Sock. Oh, I love the feet.
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Oh, yeah, you can touch them.
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Mm -hmm. Yeah.
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Take a look. Yeah. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my
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God.
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Honey, you look great in pink underwear.
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It looks great on you.
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I think I bought those already.
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I'll return them.
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Oh, don't fall off.
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I want to. I'm not looking.
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This is a fake.
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This is a fake.
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Wow.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, what a Christmas.
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Is she?
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Wow, she really is.
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Sorry.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my
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God.
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How are you doing, baby?
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Hi, Dad.
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Let me know if you're okay.
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Everything's okay here.
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She is very good.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God. That's so
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fucking good.
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Was that your hand, Dad?
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No, this is my hand.
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Sorry.
257
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,780
The tears of being a shoe salesman.
258
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,150
Wow.
259
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,900
Oh, you're right.
260
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:17,750
Good job, honey.
261
00:24:17,930 --> 00:24:21,310
Suck on that cock over there. It looks
really awesome.
262
00:24:21,530 --> 00:24:23,090
I'm sorry.
263
00:24:25,570 --> 00:24:28,450
Can we just move up just a little bit?
264
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:30,750
Sorry.
265
00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:32,150
What?
266
00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:36,450
What?
267
00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:38,490
I did what?
268
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:06,310
Oh, my God!
269
00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:07,770
What?
270
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:23,900
Thank you.
271
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:03,860
Thank you.
272
00:26:51,229 --> 00:26:53,810
I'm not looking at you. I'm talking to
you.
273
00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:55,870
Look at me when I talk to you.
274
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,260
So you're most comfortable right now.
Yes.
275
00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:07,060
Right here.
276
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,460
It's so fucking loud.
277
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,480
I'm sorry, it's
278
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,340
so scary.
279
00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:39,510
Sorry.
280
00:33:12,219 --> 00:33:15,020
Oh, yes.
281
00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:42,320
Oh, she's so wet.
282
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,360
She looks
283
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:52,220
really, really weak.
284
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:55,260
Carl,
285
00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:56,679
don't look.
286
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,260
Let me stretch you.
287
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:34,400
Just being happy and having friends and
having a happy
288
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,400
holiday.
289
00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:50,920
Oh, my gosh.
290
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,719
Oh,
291
00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:59,240
no. If you want him, I won't say much.
292
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:04,460
He just blows your eyes.
293
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,560
Yeah. Hey,
294
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,260
I guess I'll do that.
295
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:15,260
Oh, you've got to get that spit right in
there.
296
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:16,980
Oh, yeah.
297
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,320
Thank you.
298
00:35:41,230 --> 00:35:44,590
If you spit on the floor, if you just
let your tongue out, then you've got a
299
00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:47,770
constant spit, and then that area goes
loose.
300
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,000
Thank you.
301
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,580
Oh, God.
302
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,480
Yes,
303
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:33,440
yes, yes.
304
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:40,070
Oh my God.
305
00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:47,330
Oh my God. Oh my God.
306
00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:51,170
Oh my God.
307
00:37:53,970 --> 00:38:00,510
Oh my God.
308
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,360
Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.
309
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,820
Oh, yes.
310
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:20,160
Oh, my God, it's so fucking good.
311
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:22,920
It's so fucking good.
312
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,920
It's so fucking good.
313
00:39:01,490 --> 00:39:04,290
Thank you.
314
00:39:23,890 --> 00:39:25,350
You alright?
315
00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:26,810
Yeah.
316
00:39:28,350 --> 00:39:31,730
What a waste.
317
00:39:32,010 --> 00:39:33,090
The holidays.
318
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,600
Yes,
319
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,920
yes, yes, yes.
320
00:40:33,770 --> 00:40:34,770
Yes, yes, yes.
321
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:24,630
Oh yeah, be friends.
322
00:41:24,730 --> 00:41:26,790
Yes, yes, yes.
323
00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:30,530
Oh, that's so hot.
324
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,480
We're so funny.
325
00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:23,420
That was it. Yeah, but you just switched
and we didn't even know that.
326
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:26,940
Okay. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
327
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:35,440
No, all right. How about, you know, you
look the other way and then
328
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,800
we don't know who's honest.
329
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:40,380
Yeah.
330
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,780
I'm going to look that way.
331
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,780
I'll put my...
332
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,480
Keep your eyes closed.
333
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,980
I don't know who this is.
334
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:09,880
Oh,
335
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:13,220
my God.
336
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,460
Actually, maybe we shouldn't be really
doing this.
337
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,520
I think this is okay.
338
00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:20,960
Can you wait a second?
339
00:46:21,340 --> 00:46:24,360
You know, we've been working all year.
340
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,280
We've got our gifts.
341
00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:29,400
Yeah, we've got your own gift packages.
342
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:36,420
Wow.
343
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,280
Oh,
344
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:41,300
this is perfect.
345
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:47,100
Yeah, this is a package that needs to be
unwrapped or I'm going to have a hard
346
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:48,580
time sleeping tonight.
347
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:58,140
It's the present I always wanted.
348
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Thank you.
349
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:20,020
Show me all of them.
350
00:48:05,509 --> 00:48:08,730
Oh my God.
351
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,760
Yeah, eye contact, you know.
352
00:51:11,540 --> 00:51:13,220
Right here.
353
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:16,380
Okay. Okay.
354
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,380
Yeah, Santa.
355
00:51:20,140 --> 00:51:21,140
Yes.
356
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,500
Fuck you.
357
00:52:36,270 --> 00:52:37,270
See you soon.
358
00:53:45,509 --> 00:53:47,130
Come on, see here.
359
00:53:47,410 --> 00:53:48,410
Come here.
360
00:53:48,970 --> 00:53:49,970
Wow.
361
00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:51,730
Yeah.
362
00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,350
Just lay right there.
363
00:53:55,770 --> 00:53:58,350
It's an amazing situation.
364
00:53:59,690 --> 00:54:00,690
Sorry.
365
00:54:01,350 --> 00:54:02,850
I'm not going to do a thing.
366
00:54:03,090 --> 00:54:04,250
You're good.
367
00:54:06,050 --> 00:54:08,010
I feel so bad.
368
00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:10,310
I feel so bad.
369
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,640
Alive.
370
00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:50,130
Yeah, sorry.
371
00:54:50,990 --> 00:54:52,530
Wow. Yeah.
372
00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:55,430
I can't believe you just came all over
my face.
373
00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:58,530
We can't believe you did all this.
374
00:54:58,930 --> 00:54:59,930
Yeah,
375
00:55:00,950 --> 00:55:02,210
my dad came by me.
376
00:55:02,730 --> 00:55:04,670
It feels so weird. I know.
377
00:55:05,070 --> 00:55:07,630
Technically, it was bad that they came
inside you. I know.
378
00:55:08,050 --> 00:55:09,050
Yeah.
379
00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:14,870
Santa was here and came inside you.
380
00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:20,720
And you're both going to go back to
sleep.
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