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Real Housewives of Vancouver ...

Jody said, "We have all
these new Hermes bags in..."

Well, the thing is, Hermes will
only sell in an Hermes boutique.

She owns a small boutique that
sells secondhand goods in
West Vancouver.

What I've learned
about Mary over all the years,

is that she will never
say she's sorry.

Just think about
all of the people in your life

that love and support you.

Mary and
Christina are in Mexico.

Really?
Ah, that's strange.

Mary and Lisa are marketing
a drink, it's called Blue Tulum.

I would hope that because
Ronnie's doing the wine

that she doesn't think that
I'm trying to steal her thunder.

You're looking shocked.

At this stage in my life,

I can afford to say it like
it is and look good doing it.

I live life in the
fast lane, catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer
for being a mom,

but now I'm ready to step back
into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an
empire, and I built mine from
scratch.

Vancouver's a gold
mine, and I love to go digging.

It's another beautiful day in
paradise, and it's my birthday.

This trip couldn't have come
at a better time for me.

I feel like I'm a bud
that's ready to blossom.

I feel like everything
is turning over for me.

I could not be
happier to be away from
Vancouver,

the drama, the bitchiness,
the high school attitude.

It's great to be away
with my favorite people.

There's the birthday girl.

- Hey, Mary.
- Morning.

Morning.

Mary is in
a wonderful mood this morning,

and she's never really
been away with friends.

Do we toast with our nuts?

- Cheers!
- Cheers to knocking nuts!

Let's just be nutty.

Despite, you know,
the little things going on with
Jody or Ronnie,

it feels like I'm a million
miles away from Vancouver,

and I've left all my troubles
behind and then...

I got a text from Ronnie.

Oh, did you?

Uh-oh.

She just said she didn't know
that we were going to Mexico.

She said, "Confused with Kevin
and Christina and Marika??"

I think it's just...

She just wants to kind of
tell me that I didn't tell her,

and it's kind of
irritating her. -Oh, well.

Typical Ronnie, still creates
drama thousands of miles away.

She's just testing me then,
I guess.

- Hey, Meez.
- Hi.

- Oh, my goodness.
- Be careful.

Between this and the purse.

With the new season's
collection coming in,

we are so swamped,
and I really need Mia's help.

I can't believe you're here
Monday morning.

Missing in Action.

Are you excited
to see the label? -Yes!

The line is called MIA

because I myself am always
missing in action

and so is my father so...

I kind of opened it in the car,

so I was, like, peeking in so I
knew that there was good things.

How amazing is this?

- Oh, my gosh, the evil eye.
- The evil eye.

It's what I look at you
every day with, an evil eye.

Maybe we should have a girls
night, maybe we could gift it
to Mary.

So did you hear?

The girls went to Mexico,
Mary and Christina.

Did Ronnie know they were going?

No. Mary didn't mention anything
to Ronnie, which is so strange.

Very odd.

What's the big secret
about going to Mexico?

I don't know why Mexico
would be a secret.

I don't know.

I think personally
it'll be a gong show.

I would love to
go just to watch.

That dancing of Marika's.

I love Marika.

Marika get up and dance,
the whole room clears.

They go home.

Oh, God, I hope everyone
kept their clothes on.

Clothes?

We came to Mexico to relax,

but we also came to do
the Blue Tulum photo shoot.

- Hi!
- Supermodel's arrived!

- Hi! You've arrived!
- How are ya? Nice to see you.

- Diego, Christina.
- Nice to meet you.

- Pleasure. Mucho gusta.
- Mucho gusta.

I was so flattered that Mary
has asked me to model

for the Blue Tulum photo shoot.

What's the first outfit?

I asked her to bring
along something white and
innocent looking.

I just want to make sure that
she keeps it in a PG-rated form.

She's quite
nice from behind as well.

No we're trying to keep this
rated, you know...

- G.
- PG.

- Think of Disneyland.
- That's so pretty!

Right there!

Sounds like we're having sex.

I think Christina
is very comfortable in her skin

and she was moving about
in such a way

that was not representative
of Blue Tulum

but more representative of
perhaps, you know,
a Playboy shoot.

Not too kinky!

Not too kinky,
children drink this.

"Mommy, can I bring you
another blue Kool Aid?"

Christina has got
to pull it back a bit.

You've gotta
just calm this down.

I love Blue Tulum!

It's like you have a Blue Tulum
and an instant orgasm.

It's a little too X-rated
for what we're trying to do.

I don't want it
to be overly sexy.

As far as I'm concerned, G's
more of a spot than a rating.

Come on, Christina,
let's get you in some overalls

and on a tractor,
it's far too sexy.

I have pulled out
a big bolt of chiffon,

and I thought it would be very
cool to drape it around
Christina

and Diego suggests that maybe
the two of us do something
together,

so for it to look authentic
and look good...

we had to take the top off.

Okay, perfect, look at me.

Very good. Very good.

Suddenly Mary's dropped the
G-rating and gone straight to X.

Where is the Blue Tulum?

I was in Mexico, what can I say?

It was a photo shoot,
we were being creative.

Oh, sexy!

Mary!

You know everybody
has a coming-out moment, right?

Look at the snorkeler behind us!

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I'm very nervous
about the test today.

Do you know front-fall,
back-fall connected?

Ai!

Do you think that Jody
will be disapproving?

"Take your tummy-tucked tummy
and leave the bourbon."

When you
own so many luxury cars,

it's hard to choose
which one to drive.

So today I'm
choosing carbon fiber.

It's an extreme road bike,
and it cost me close to $8,000.

Yeah.

Today at Dojang, I'm going to be
doing my green belt test.

So I figured this will be
a good warm-up.

Hey, guys.

I'm very nervous
about the test today.

Robert isn't gonna let me
get away with anything,

and he definitely
doesn't just hand out belts

and he made that clear to me.
You have to be deserved of it.

One, two, one.

One, two, two.
One, two, three. Again.

Do you know front-fall,
back-fall connected?

Ai! Ai!

Do number three, please.

Ai! Ai! Ai!

Oh, my God.

Why did I ride
my bike to Dojang?

Seriously.

Can I take this off?

- No.
- No. Come on.

Fighting can be.

- I need water.
- No water today.

I'm really hot in this.

Ai! Ai!

- Ai!
- You, 20 push-ups.

Why?

While you're doing your
push-ups,
maybe you'll remember why.

I must have done something wrong

because that's
Robert's punishment. Push-ups.

Number two. Go.

Twenty push-ups.

It was one of the hardest things
I honestly have ever done,

and I think Robert must have
amped it up or something.

Ai! Ai! Ai!

Ai!

Excellent. Wow. Very nice.

I did it! I got my green belt!

You sit across from me, okay?

- Okay, perfect.
- Right?

Come hop up, birthday girl.

What can I get
you guys to drink?

It's our last night in Mexico,

so all of my friends are taking
me out for a birthday dinner.

Leaving Tulum is pretty
difficult and a little bit sad.

I think there's only one drink
to have in Tulum, isn't there?

Blue Tulum!

I love Mary dearly,

but it will be a while before
I'm ready for more Blue Tulum.

It's a Blue Tulum.

I think I have
the Blue Tulum blues.

Hey, guys, cheers.
Here's to Mary's birthday,

and thank you, Lisa,
for being such a great hostess.

Thank you for celebrating
my birthday with me.

Thank you so much.
You guys are great friends,

and I'm honored
to have you here with me.

That looks so good.

Of course we talked
a lot about the photo shoot.

Do you think that Jody
will be disapproving?

Her and Mia will be like,

"You should be so ashamed
of yourself.

I mean, you were
so age inappropriate.

Take your tummy-tucked tummy
and just leave the bourbon."

- Are you kidding me?
- No!

And then Mia goes,
"You're evil! Evil!"

Pokes me, like, really hard.

Academy award for this.
Academy award for this.

Oh, my God.

Something has definitely
changed in Mary,

and I think it's for the better.

But I don't understand
why Jody dislikes you so much.

I don't know.

Because Jody never used
to be like that.

I want to know when
that changed. -I don't know.

It's like
Madonna's accent, who knows?

It's now become my mission.

I've got the time, I'm
going to find out why that is.

Like, I've been picked
on by her, she's bullied me--

She's like,
"You're really not my kinds!"

Oh, that's good, Mary.

You know what,
I'll find out on Monday.

I'm going to do
some recon for Mary.

- Cheers!
- Happy birthday.

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I just feel extremely hurt
that I just found this out.

Mary is coming out
with her own tequila drink.

No, no, no, I mean,
I was going to tell you anyway.

I think if Mary decides
to have a meltdown,

like, Mary,
let's go to the cubicle

so I can cram your head
in the toilet.

I haven't seen Jody
since before Mexico.

In fact, I don't even think
she knows we were in Mexico.

Christina,
are you out of bed yet?

I'm at the restaurant, and
I'm waiting. Where are you?

Christina, are you having sex?
What are you doing?

Hi, how are you?

Hi!

Oh, my God, finally!
Forty-five minutes late!

You have to teach me manners.

I've already heard
about the secretive trip

Mary and Christina have taken,

but Christina doesn't know
that I know.

I went to Mexico with Mary...

How come it was kept
a secret from us?

- I don't know.
- What was that about?

Is it because
of the alcohol campaign?

I can't imagine
that would be it.

Christina has a beautiful
necklace, it's the evil eye.
It's fabulous.

I'll take all
the extra protection I can get,

especially around Jody.

- Was it nice?
- Yes.

Because I haven't had
the observation of Mary.

I haven't had the chance
to really get to know Mary.

Jody brings up Mary,
so I figure this is my
opportunity to ask her

why she hates her so much.
But I don't get the chance.

And I know that
there was the whole--

To me, she's like
a nuclear waste plant,

she's always having
meltdowns in public.

She's like Chernobyl,
she's yelling, she's screaming,

she's screaming at Ronnie,
she's screaming at me,

I'm Jewish, I'm not Jewish,
my story's fake.

I mean, she's a going concern.

Mary spoke really out of turn
about our family

and about our business,
so we have an issue with that.

We really do
because it's my livelihood,

and it's what I do for a living.

Mary has called Jody's
Glass House a secondhand shop.

But I think that I'm the first
one that said it was secondhand.

Like, I think if Mary decides
to have a meltdown,

like, Mary,
let's go to the cubicle

so I can cram your head
in the toilet.

I'm speechless.

- Oh, my God!
- Hi!

Mary's back
from her secret trip to Mexico,

and we're meeting
because I've heard from Jody

that Mary is coming out
with her own tequila drink

called Blue Goo.

Blue Goo-dippity-zoo
tequila concoction.

Meanwhile back at the ranch,
Ronnie's making wine.

I'm so not surprised.

- May I get you a drink?
- We'll have two chardonnays

with two sides of ice
because she wants what I want.

- Yes.
- You do want

- what I want, don't you, Mary?
- Yes. Exactly.

I get this text, you know,
I can hear the voice--

"Mary's doing the alcohol."

I think that Jody is kind
of like this pecker in her ear.

She's just constantly trying
to start trouble.

I want you to know
that I support Rehab

- a thousand percent.
- Oh, I know you do.

I totally know you do.

It's probably gonna be great
because you like wine.

Can I say something? I'm
supposed to be your best friend,

and I just feel extremely hurt
that I just found this out.

But there was no
opportunity for me

to have told you because
we weren't talking, right?

But, honey, we were talking.

Just say maybe you were
uncomfortable to say it,
and then I'm fine.

No, no, no, I mean,
I was gonna tell you anyway.

Mary's starting to squirm,

and so she changes
the subject to Jody.

Why does she want to instigate
problems?
That's what I don't get.

It was almost like she had
it out for you from the get-go.

I feel like she's meddling
in a place that she shouldn't.

If this continues,
what are you gonna do?

I will definitely have a few
words with her and that
little Mia...

she better watch it because
she assaulted me physically

and I almost want to get
a restraining order against her

just to teach her a lesson.

I am your biggest fan.

We're beyond friends,
we are like sisters.

I think we're ready
to bury the hatchet.

As much as sometimes I
want to wring your neck,

and I'm sure you
want to wring mine,

and sometimes I think all you do
is copy everything I do,

I just want to wrap you
in my arms, give you a noogie,

and kiss you and tell you
how much I love you.

- I love you, too, honey.
- You know something?

If you and I have issues from
here on out, we deal with it.

And we need to
defend each other.

- Nobody getting in between us.
- Okay.

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People don't need to make
outright lies in my store,

and she said you
have to apologize.

You really don't feel
any obligation to apologize?

No.

Mary's gonna have to realize
I mean business.

- Hey, Jordie.
- Hey.

- Are you working on the label?
- Yeah, come look.

Mary might be dabbling
in her Blue Goo,

but Jhordan and I
have a serious deadline

with the launch of Rehab.

I can't believe we just paid
for a label we can't use.

Okay, I have to say, I love it.

The name isn't big enough.

A lot of our
more successful wines,

they have big names
and catchy labels.

I'm starting to hyperventilate
that we're not going to have--

You are? You're not even
the one that has to do anything.

Now I'm making my own label,

which I really wish I had done
from the beginning.

I hired a designer today.

- Seriously? You did?
- Yeah. She's in Seattle.

Hey, it's Jhordan calling again.

I have my mom here who's kind
of, like, designing the label,

and she wanted to talk to you
about a couple of options

that she was thinking about,
maybe writing the Rehab in
lipstick.

Okay. Hi, I'm Ronnie,
what was your name, sorry?

Mimi?

Amie. Amie.

- Okay, Mimi...
- Amie.

I mean, don't you agree that if
we're using lips on the bottle,

it should be written
in lipstick font?

- Amie? Mimi?
- Mimi Amie, Mimi Amie.

- I think I need a glass of wine.
- You need something.

We need this done, like,
as soon as humanly possible.

- Yeah. Thanks, Amie. Bye.
- Thanks.

Were those children
I heard in the background?

- Yeah. She works from home.
- Okay.

And where did you
find this woman? -Online.

- Okay.
- Craigslist.

Now we're dealing with a woman

that is trying to work
while changing diapers,

and I'm getting more nervous
than I have ever thought
possible.

Come on in here, sweetie.

- Hey!
- Hi, sweetie!

How are you doing?
Nice to see you.

Christina's
coming over for a drink.

Apparently she has something
pretty juicy to tell me.

So happy to have
you here. -Happy to be here.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

I've just had the most
alarming day with Jody.

What was she wearing today?
Was she in costume?

No, she wasn't wearing
a Chewbacca or...

Or the Davy Crockett hat.

Davy Crockett meets brothel
or Sasquatch.

She had pink Hermes...
Well, fake Hermes purse.

and immediately
when your name was brought up,

she just has no...
She has no time for you,

and she said that you always
seem like on the verge of a
meltdown...

Oh.

And that she'd like
to drag you into a cubicle

and stick your
head in the toilet.

Yep.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

Jody's
comments are getting worse.

Obviously she's gone below
the sewer level at this point.

Wow, I'm speechless.

- Yeah.
- She's a cow.

She's a bitch and she's a liar
and she's a fake.

Honestly I don't think
anyone's ever said anything

so hideous and so disgusting.

Yeah.

I think about the secondhand
shop. -Did she ask you about it?

No, she just said,

"I just, you know, people don't
need to make outright lies

about my store and..."

I'm not the only one
who was saying this.

Christina clearly has said to
Jody, I've said the same thing,

but Jody's not upset
with Christina, it's only me.

She said that
you have to apologize.

About what?

Apologize for your attack
of character on her family.

She just defends it so much

that there's gotta be
something going on there,

otherwise, you'd just drop it.

I think she and Mia are vicious.

Her picture should be in the
dictionary next to the word
"bully".

I do not even really want
to be around her.

I know we have an event coming
up that I'm probably going to
see her,

I think Jody's day will come.

Karma is a really
good thing sometimes.

So I'm going to invite the girls

to wine country
out in the Okanagan.

It's gorgeous
at that Sparkling Hills resort.

And what are we doing up there?

I thought it would be fun to see
how wine is really made.

No one said Rehab research
can't be fun,

so I've decided to take
everybody up to the Okanagan.

Hey, Reiks.

Honey, I'm thinking
it would be a lot of fun

to have everybody up
to Sparkling Hills.

Yeah, Jordie was just
suggesting that.

He'd like to go
into that little sauna--

- Stop, stop, stop.
- Deep freezer thing with Mia.

I'm sorry you had to hear that.

It's really weird.

Hello, Christina,
this is Ronnie.

And I understand
you want to sleep with my son.

- Just kidding.
- Mom. I hate everything.

Jordie and I
have a real friendship.

As well as me being his mother,
we're buddies.

Oh, I just got a
text from Christina.

She's says she's very much
looking forward to sleeping
with my son,

and she would love it

if I were her mother-in-law.
Not happening.

Not today, not tomorrow,
not ever. No, thank you.

Besides that, we're only, like,
two or three years apart.

I'm meeting Mary today
because I heard through the
grapevine

that she's saying horrendous
things about my store,

and I just can't
allow this to happen.

She has her sunglasses on
because she won't look me in
the eye.

She's obviously trying
to be deceitful.

Why are you wearing your
sunglasses?
There's no sun in here.

I just had my eyes done.

- Oh, you did?
- Yeah.

So now that we're
sitting down together,

we might as well chat, I guess.

All right.
What would you like to say?

I don't really know what to say.

And what about my store?

Just curious on how you feel
about what was said.

I told Ronnie that I heard Jody
sold secondhand things at
her store.

I was very hurt when I heard
the things in the shop were fake

- because it's such a bad
judgment.
- Who told you that I said that?

- Ronnie.
- Right.

You would be so hurt if people
spoke maliciously of you, Mary.

My store has been
around for 25 years,

it's not a secondhand shop.

Seriously, why didn't you come
to me and say,
"Did you say that?"

I'm tired of all this.
This is not how I run my life.

Mary, you're acting delusional.

- Oh, my God.
- Honestly.

You're hurtful
and you want to take my head

and dunk it down a toilet.
I hear all of this.

I'm sorry you're feeling that
way. I don't speak like that.

You said you want to take my
head and stick it down a toilet.

- You said that.
- Never.

It's not the way I speak, Mary.
Mary, let's go to the cubicle

so I can cram your head
in the toilet.

People in glass houses
shouldn't throw stones.

I made fun of your Botox
and your fillers and things.

My Botox and my filler.

To your face.
I said, "Oh, my God,

you have so much filler
in your face and then--"

Jody, these are my real cheeks.

These are my real cheeks.

Have you seen my sister?
You saw her.

She swore
on her children's lives

that she never had
any facial surgery.

I hope her kids are still alive.

I just don't understand
why all of a sudden

you want to pick on me.

I'm not picking
on you at all, Mary.

I don't even think of you, Mary.

I came here to chat so we could
all just get along amicably.

You don't feel
any obligation to apologize?

No.

Mary has to realize
that I'm a business woman,

and I mean business.

I hope you never have
to sort of rise to the level

that I've had to try
to protect my brand.

Rise to her level?
Doesn't she mean stoop?

I have no tolerance for that.
You'll see what I'm
talking about.

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This Friday, there's
the opening of The Room.

At the Bay?

Only allowed a
handful of people,

and I'd like you to be
one of them. -Thank you so much.

Have I just made a huge mistake?

Meez, it's Mom, I'm so pissed
off with you, you have no idea.

I don't
like having unresolved issues

and since I couldn't get through
to Jody on the topic of Mary,

I figured I'd bring it up
with her daughter.

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

You look great, you look like
a pretty expensive gypsy.

Well, you're just short and
sexy, so that's all I gotta say
for you.

Cute purse!

It's a weapon,

you planning on knocking me
in the head with it?

There's the softer gentler
and then there's the combat.

I love it.

I'm gonna turn it
on this side right now.

I appreciate that
Christina's making an effort

to fix things between us.

I don't have many girlfriends

mostly because most girls
are backstabbing bitches

and I don't know about some
of the other ladies' issues are,

but they don't
have to be our issues.

I totally agree.

With the Mary thing...

I know that there's been
just all this chaos

and bitchiness and
misunderstanding because at
Ronnie's birthday,

it was quite aggressive...
and then the finger pointing...

If you said the things she said,

I'd be giving you
a finger point, too.

Finger poke!

Ow, your nails are sharp!

Oh, God, I attacked you,
too, now. -Assault.

Mia's a pit bull,

but she's kind of like one of
those Surrey SPCA rescue
pit bulls,

you know, nicer than you think
they're gonna be.

I would like you to meet
Mary now just in the difference

- over the last month.
- Mm-hmm.

I had, like, PG-rated Mary
taking her top off in Mexico--

You were taking your tops off
and going naked?

Mia's a party girl
and I'm a bit of a party girl,

so I'm really
starting to like her.

I'm intrigued by you because
I think you are really sweet.

You can call me anytime.

I will always have champagne
and pinot grigio

and my little Italian greyhound
curled up in bed.

I don't know a few drinks in,
and Mia's looking pretty
hot to me.

I'm just gonna become lesbian.

I think we
have a lot more in common

than not in common actually
the more I think about it.

This Friday, there's
the opening of The Room.

At the Bay?

I know. I was reading up
on all of that.

So I'm hostessing that party.

That's exciting. -Only
allowed a handful of people,

and I'd like you to be
one of them. -Thank you so much.

The moment the invite
is out of my mouth,

I'm thinking, "Have I
just made a huge mistake?"

- Cheers!
- Cheers to everyone having fun.

Oh, that we can send them

So as Mia is counting
sheep sleeping somewhere,

I am receiving her line.

How appropo, Mia.
MIA, missing in action.

I'm just going
to try and call Mia

and see if for the eighteenth
time today, she'll answer.

I have so much to do.

I just don't know how she can
think that she can miss today.

Nor do I.

Like, I'm so upset.

Hi, you've reached Mia,

leave a message
and I'll get back to you.

Christina and her going out, phenomenal.

I think it's great
that they're trying

to build a relationship
from their past.

I'm not quite sure what's going
on there,
but I expect her to be here.

Meez, it's Mom, I am so pissed
off with you and you have
no idea.

Your collection's in
and you're missing in action

and I don't find any humor
in it whatsoever.

She knows she's
in trouble already.

She's not gonna
pick up that phone.

I would not want to handle
your wrath right now either.

I am so angry right now.

I am so disappointed.

My feelings are so hurt.

Just excuse me, Jordan.

So nice out.

Danielle is a girlfriend
of mine I've known for
about a year.

Christina has set up
a private shopping event

for us at The Room.

The Room offers
a wonderful VIP service

where you go in, they pick out
pieces specifically for you,

champagne, canapes.
I mean, what could be better?

Obviously who gets along
with who? I kinda want to know.

Oh, my God, okay.

So Ronnie and Mary are,
like, best friends for 18 years.

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

They've had a few falling outs

but they always seem to,
you know, patch things up

and things get
back on track again.

So Jody and Christina
had a huge falling out,

right now they're doing okay.

Okay.

And Jody and Mary
also had a falling out.

So Jody's having a falling out
with, you know, everyone?

Who's next?

I'm just saying.

Yeah, let's just see
where the universe takes us.

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I'm there seven days
a week doing stuff!

- No, you're not!
- Yes, I am!

I can't watch Mary try on
clothes that she cannot afford.

Ah, here we go again.

I'm going to serve Mary
in 20 minutes.

Pardon me?

Hello! Thank you so much.

Mia and I are on our way
to Christina's event at the Bay,

and I'm still furious at Mia for
not showing up to work that day.

- So...
- What?

I went for
drinks with Christina.

Was massively
hung over the next day.

Oh, no kidding, you didn't show
up for work if I recall
correctly.

I'm not Superwoman, Jody.

You knew all along
that the line was coming in, no?

You're allowed in a job
where you work five days a week

to call into work and say
you're not feeling well.

This is your company!

I'm there seven days a week
doing stuff for the store!

- No, you're not!
- Yes, I am!

Mia, you were hung over,
you were throwing up like crazy

because you and Christina
partied. -That's not true!

Oh, so you don't show up
to work? Then what is true?

If it were my line and it
was being delivered that day,

I 'd be very excited.

You're giving me a migraine.
Stop. -No.

You're just delusional, Meezers,

- and you're spoiled rotten.
- You're delusional.

Spoiled rotten. I'm not
delusional.
I work seven days a week.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.

Yeah, okay. -And I'm
really excited about MIA.

And you're obviously not.

I'm her mother,
I can do as I please,
but we're very tight.

I need Mia, I need Mia's focus
and I need her vision.

Well, you obviously had a
really, really good time with
Christina.

We had fun, yeah.

How was Mexico?

They did some modeling,
some topless modeling and...

Christina did topless modeling?

Um... Christina and Mary.

Pardon me?

And just like that,
our fight is over

because we have something far
more interesting to talk about.

Wow. A 50-year-old
getting nude on a photo shoot.

Fantastic.

All of a sudden,
me being hung over at 25 doesn't
sound so bad, does it?

No. Not at all.

I booked this
private room,
it's actually called The Room,

it's for high-end fashion
personal shopping venue,

and my friend is
the manager there,

so I assured her that I
would bring in some ladies

with exquisite tastes
and lots of money.

Hi, I'm Jessie.
Nice to meet you.

I'm really hoping
this brings us all together,

and I think it will be fun.

Too urban for me but cute.

I'm in the dressing room
and all of a sudden,

I hear two loud voices
out in the hallway.

- Hi, darling.
- Hi.

When I saw Jody and Mia,

there were
feathers and red lipstick,

and it's like a
human Muppet hybrid.

I'd love a glass of water, please.

- Water?
- Yeah, thank you.

I'm sitting.

I had hoped
that after my night with Mia

that she and her mother
would behave themselves.

But no.

It's such a waste of my time.

Why aren't
they trying clothes on?

I don't care if they own a shop
in West Vancouver, be polite.

I'm not here to shop.

I'm here for another
very important reason.

Why don't
you try the red ones on?

You want to do colors?
Let's do colors.

- Let's try the red.
- Yeah.

My time is so valuable
that I can't just sit here

and watch Mary try on clothes
that she cannot afford.

Jody is talking about Mary
as if Mary wasn't there.

It's really juvenile.

She's being loud,
she's obviously got something on
her mind.

No, it's exciting
when you try on clothes

you can drop $150,000, $200,000,
that's fun,

and you can get hammered
and you can enjoy yourselves

but to come and coulda woulda
I wish I could have this,

I want to smell it and
sniff it... Ah, come on!

- Enough already.
- They're being rude to me?

Exactly.

Forget it. Such nasty girls.

Private shopping
is for the ultra wealthy.

Let's be frank about it.

So to me it's all just
another game of delusion.

101 Mary.

- Hi! Hi, Christina!
- Hello!

Hello, darling.

- Finally here.
- I haven't seen you in so long!

I arrive at The Room,

and there's Jody and Mia
sitting on the sofa.

At this point,
I realize that Jody and Mia

weren't interested in
participating in the event
at all.

We're a bit bored,

it's boring watching Mary
try clothing on, I'm sorry.

Faw, faw, faw.

No, Reiko, say the truth, you
think it's boring, too.

Sit with me for one second,

I have to share something with
you because it's a
serious issue.

- Can I pee first?
- No, sit.

Reiko, I met Mary
for lunch yesterday

because she was to apologize

for saying the store was fake
and the Jewish thing

and she said, "That
little store that you have,

isn't it all, like, secondhand?

That little secondhand store
you have?"

Hi! Hello, hello, hello!

This skirt's so short, and
it's so difficult to get up in.

When I went over
to give Jody a hug and a kiss,

her and Mia wouldn't
get up off the couch.

They didn't stand
up the entire time.

- Hi, how are you?
- Good to see you.

Something's brewing.

- Was Jody okay to you?
- No.

- She wasn't?
- No.

'Cause she seemed
not okay right now.

No.

Here we go again.

- Mary?
- Christina.

Let me see what you're wearing.

- I like it.
- Pretty, huh?

I go out and show
Christina the dress

and say I'm really excited
about going to the Okanagan.

When do we go
to Sparkling Hills?

Next week, I'm providing
the transportation.

Oh, yes.

So how are we getting there,
by donkey?

You might be.

No problem, Mary. I have a jet.

"I have my own jet." She
doesn't have her own jet, okay?

What is it?
Like, Broom-Hilda Airlines?

Jody, you should be ashamed
of yourself.

No, you should.

Sorry, I don't want
to engage with trash.

She's horrible. I don't
want to associate with trash.

- What's going on?
- She's starting all over again.

Mary's pretty upset
about that comment

and I don't
blame her whatsoever.

She's a wretched person.

Mary doesn't have a jet,
my love, she lives in a rented
apartment.

I live in a rented apartment.

That doesn't
make her a bad person

because she lives
in a rented apartment.

What is going on?

She spoke to me yesterday

and said everything
in my store was secondhand.

- What are you, delusional?
- Hey, Mary,

Mia, shut up before I get
a restraining order against you.

We've already got something
coming for you, sweet cheeks.

She should get a spanking,

if I were her mother,
let me tell you.

Tell me more!

I think Mia is absolutely

one of the most rude individuals
I've ever met.

Like mother, like daughter.

I'm not a woman
who's going to take lightly

to a defamatory comment
to the client that I sell it to.

Then you need
to quit talking about it

if you don't want it out there.
Let it lie.

I'm going to serve Mary
in 20 minutes,

the lawyer wants to sue her.

Pardon me?

She's serving her with papers?
Here? At my event?

I'm feeling like
I'm in the Twilight Zone.

Honey, whatever she's said,
she's apologized,

she's not going
to accept service.

You're not
accepting service, okay?

- I haven't done anything.
- Don't touch the paper.

Jody, it's not okay, honey.
Okay? I'm serious.

I think at this point,
Ronnie's sick of it.

She's starting to show
the loyalty that she has to me,

which I knew at some point
was going to happen.

I'm a very
strong business person.

You can say...
You're laughing about that?

What's funny about that, Mary?

I worked my ass off
to get where I am!

Why are we all yelling?

I sit on boards, I help people,

I do a lot with my money,
you're wrong, Mary.

This is a clown show.
I don't have time for clowns.

Honestly.

Nobody wants to hear
that my goods are secondhand

when they're spending thousands
of dollars in my store.

No, we have to sue!

- Reiko, you don't understand,
honey.
- She's saying she didn't say it.

Even Reiko starts defending me.

- I'll ask her to leave.
- Okay.

- I think you should.
- I think I'll ask her to leave.

Take it outside somewhere else

because this is just
embarrassing to me,

we're in a business
creating this drama,

it's really disrespectful.

Excuse me, Ronnie and I
are really the only two

that can afford to shop here
and you're asking us to leave?

I definitely breathed
a sigh of relief

after Jody and Mia leave,

that was just absolutely
ridiculous behavior.

I don't believe
she had anyone coming here.

I'm so tired
of hanging out with people

that think money grows on trees
and it's so easy to make money

and earn an income
when you don't even have a job.

I gotta take care of business.

Like,
you have got to be kidding me.

It's so disrespectful to me,
and it's so stupid.

Sorry, Mary,
but maybe you'll learn from it.

I don't feel any remorse
for what I've done.

If I lose friends like that,

they're not my friend,
they're my enemy.

"We hereby demand
that you immediately cease

any defamatory comments
about the store."

it.

I feel sick for Mary.

She's just been hit
with a ton of bricks.

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What I just witnessed
was a very severe show.

Mia had spent
the night at my house.

She overcharged you?

I've never seen Reiko this
worked up about anything before.

Jody is in danger of alienating
herself from the group.

I don't know if we should all
be together anytime soon.

- What about ladies with...
- Breast implants.

Reiko doesn't want boobsicles,
but hey, I'm into it.

She's such a trooper.

She said, "You better tell Mary

that she's got 48 hours
to respond to that thing,

or she's gonna be
in contempt of court."

There is an elephant
in this room right now.

These two.