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Real Housewives of Vancouver ...

High-end cars, high-end fashion
at the Super Luxury Car Show.

I've never walked down
a runway in my life.

- Hey, darling.
- Hi, how are you?

Ronnie and I go back,

she's the first friend
I met here 17 years ago.

When was the
last time you saw Mary?

They've had a long,
long relationship,

but it's slightly dysfunctional.

- Oh, jeez!
- Ariba!

I'm gonna have a glass of wine.

Oh, my God.

So she's blaming me all for
the fact that she drinks, right?

And then she started saying
some other things.

"Oh, my God, you and your life,
it's so pathetic."

- What are you, four years old?
- Are you kidding me?

Did you read
the text messages in full?

You can't even speak, you've
had too much to drink, Ronnie.

- Go yourself.
- It's escalating very quickly.

- You are a liar!
- Really?

What happened to Mary?

Get out!

At this
stage in my life,

I can afford to say it like
it is and look good doing it.

I live life in the
fast lane, catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer
to being a mom,

but now I'm ready to step back
into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an
empire, and I built mine from
scratch.

Vancouver's a
goldmine,
and I love to go digging.

Let's go here?

- Yeah, how about right here?
- Okay.

Mary's still really upset

after the blowup with Ronnie
at the Keefer Hotel,

and she needs to vent,

so I think a day at the beach
with our dogs is in order.

You know I've got a little bone
for them,
why don't I pull it out.

Good idea.

It's a beautiful sunny day,
we're drinking Prosecco,

this is an excellent time
to catch up with Mary.

- Cheers!
- Cheers to that!

It's so peaceful,
next thing I know...

Oh, my God!

There is fur flying,

Mary's screaming,
and I'm screaming.

What is wrong with you?

I'm so sorry.

It was like a canine reenactment
at the hotel.

It was like Mary and Ronnie.

I'm obviously George,

and I think half of Napoleon
would be Ronnie

and half would be Jody.

Okay, there's no fur
in Napoleon's teeth.

Okay so let's get back
to the other...

The other dog fight.
The catfight.

The catfight, yes.

Since the Keefer event,

I've really not had a chance
to speak with anyone.

So I'm really anxious
to talk with her

about what had
happened that night.

Okay, tell me what you saw

because I know what I remember
happening clearly,

but I want to know what you saw.

There's a lot of body language
that's really quite...

it's aggressive.

I mean, it was crazy.

Ronnie,
she looked like a pit bull

just ready to snap and chew
anything that's in her way.

- Delusional!
- No, you are Ronnie.

How many millions did you make
off your record sales?

She had been drinking, obviously.

Did you not think
that she had appeared

to have been drinking
before she got there?

Yeah.

I can't babysit Ronnie.

I've just come
to the conclusion now

that it's just not worth
the agony anymore.

You know, I mean, I love Ronnie
when Ronnie's on her A game

and Ronnie's being sweet
but the risk is too high.

Those two have known
each other for so long,

they're kind
of like co-dependent lovers

but I think
she's just finally had enough.

I can't just sit there
and let her stab, stab, stab.

I'm tired of it.

I also want to talk to Christina
about the fact that she
abandoned me.

You know, I felt like it was
kind of like--

Abandoning...

It was just awful,
which is so not the case.

Like everybody didn't have
to leave and I said,

"Reiko, where are you going?"

And again, I am so sorry
to leave you there.

I think that Christina didn't
really know what to do.

I think she was a bit bullied
into leaving.

Well, let's all...
Can we just...

No, Christina, let's go.

This is...
This is what I really hate.

- Oh, my God, you are such child!
- Christina, let's go!

You were gonna stay back.

- I remember you sitting there--
- I was... I would have.

I'm not upset
with her for doing it,

but I would've liked for her
to stay behind.

Yeah, I wanted to show
that like I choose Mary.

You know, it's nice to know
that your friends really care.

It's okay, I forgive you.

I'm meeting Jody
at the Admiral Cafe today.

I prefer to fly
into the city sometimes.

It's way faster than boating
or driving,

and I don't have to worry
about parking.

We want to talk,
kind of about...

what happened
at the Keefer Hotel.

I had really lost
some sleep over that.

I think everybody is really
hurting from this blowout,

it was a whirlwind and I've had
time to really think about it.

- Hi, sweetie!
- Hi!

- How are you?
- How are you?

- Morning!
- Morning!

Ronnie still looks a little
shook up when she sits down.

I've done so much thinking
in the last few days

and coupled with a lot of tears,

I know where the tears
are coming from now.

I don't think the Keefer Hotel
was worth crying over, personally.

You know they say, "Never
come to this earth

and take more than you give,"

and I feel that Mary
has taken and taken

and I feel that I have given and
given and I have to tell you,

what happened the other night,

you went to the wall for me
and you're such a good friend.

You saw the truth.

Jody had my back that night.

I'll never forget that.

Jody says it how it is,
I appreciate that. She's real.

So she tried to attack you
at your vulnerable part.

- Yes.
- She leaned into you and said,

-"You're drunk."
- Yes, she did.

I was like,
"What?" That's so dirty.

I don't drink anymore
than any of the others.

You start to lash out at people
and you're rude--

Did you read
the text messages in full?

You can't even speak,

you've had too much to drink,
Ronnie. You should go get
some help.

Being called an alcoholic
was horrible.

I mean it's so below the belt.

It was so brutal!

I don't know if Mary needs to
get some anger management
courses...

I said to my husband, "
maybe it's menopause."

I hate to say this, but maybe
Mary could be violent.

Mary has always been insecure
about aging and her age,

it's been a huge thing for her.

She is turning 48
at the end of the month,

which is still a young woman
for God's sake.

Not really.

It'd be nice to hear an apology.

I want an apology, too, you know
how sensitive I am about that.

I always believe that sorry
is a wonderful word,

and she never
wants to say sorry.

I think Jody just clearly
doesn't like Mary,

and she is not gonna let it go.

I can't go through another
drama scene.

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You stole my husband, bitch!

She's a bit hung over. Surprise.

Too much drama for me.

I have the greatest name
for our wine.

- What is it?
- Rehab.

So, wait, why are you drinking
out of a straw?

The plan today is to go to
Dojang, a regular
occurrence for me,

and I've invited Christina
to come along.

We'll just bow,
and we'll all say han-o.

- Han-o.
- Good.

I've decided to
encourage Christina

to do something physically
active and healthy.

We'll start
with our warm-up here, okay?

But she's a bit hung over.
Surprise.

Okay, let's beat that vodka
from last night out of you.

Do we have all day?

Last night, I was on a date,

and I just left the date,
well, this morning.

I was so hung over that I threw
up twice driving to Dojang.

Five minutes of
skipping starts now.

- How much?
- Five minutes.

Just five minutes. It's easy.

Welcome to my world, Christina.

Thirty-second intervals,
in and out, in and out.

Knees up, knees up.

Reiko is incredibly fit.

- Stop showing off!
- Come on.

Good for her.

I imagine hell
to be skipping rope.

Good job.

I don't think
this is the right bra for this.

They call it a sports bra,

I don't think it's meant
for any sports.

And time, let's put
your skip ropes away.

That was a good little warm-up.

Ready? Begin.

- Holy cow.
- Bottom of your feet.

Well, I'm suspecting
Robert is thinking,

"Oh, my God, she had a fun night
last night

because I could
smell this vodka, too."

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, forty.

I think I'm still drunk.

It's just... It's torture.

Come on.

Come on. Great.

Come on over to the sword
rack here, let's grab a sword.

Reiko, I just wanted to take you
for lunch, okay?

Come on, grab a sword.

I'm thinking how much longer
is this going to last?

Seven. Good.

Not this way.

- Sorry, I'm confused.
- It's all right.

Think Ronnie and
Mary could do this?

- Everything is difficult.
- Go ahead one.

Pull the leg around,

now put your knee
on her shoulder if you wanted.

Christina, can you do anything
from there?

Fighting on the street,
I don't see it,

but tying up her guy
and having her way,

that is more Christina.

Give me your money!
Here she comes with a knife!

You stole my husband, bitch!

Oh, awesome!

There was a bit
of competition there

when we started rolling around
on the ground.

Ready, one!

Oh, God.

Last person done has to do
ten push-ups outside

in front of the Dojang sign.
Ready? Go!

Well, there are only two of us,

so I can pretty much guess
who the loser is going to be.

Because you finished last there,
just go out on the sidewalk.

I've never been able to do
more than three push-ups.

- Really?
- Help her out, Reiko.

Five, six, seven...

- Oh, my God.
- Three more!

Eight!

Nine!

Ten!

Good job. Nice job.

I almost threw up again.

Look what you made me do,
sword fighting, roller blading.

Trying to get active here.
Come on!

I just want to go home
and read a book.

After Dojang, we're meeting
just to have a quick coffee,

catch up, and go over
what happened at the Keefer.

So, how is Mary?

- Have you talked to her since?
- Mary is...

'Cause to be honest with you,
I kind of thought

she almost planned
to kick Ronnie out.

Kind of seemed strange like...
Just seemed weird.

I don't know.

She was pointing
to the door, "Okay, you..."

She was having a crazy moment,

and she just needed
to be alone, I think.

I'm surprised at how Reiko
thinks the night went down.

She saw it in a totally
different way than I did.

She thinks Mary lost her mind.

Ronnie was drunk when she got
there and really was
looking for it.

You could see
she was out for blood.

Really? I didn't
notice that at all.

Reiko is clearly team Ronnie.

We did have different views
of what went down that night.

You could see it coming
that night, though.

You could see, when Ronnie
is going to cross the line,

her posture changes,

and she stares at you
a little too long for comfort.

Oh, my God, Christina.

To me she was just relaxed
in the chair.

Maybe it's just selective seeing
and selective hearing.

I don't know because
I was sort of team Ronnie

and then she's team Mary.

I did apologize to Mary
that all of us left at once.

I guess normally I
would be the one to stay behind.

Well, yeah, 'cause you kind of
connected with Mary a little bit

so I would imagine
that you would probably gone

back up to check on her.

Too much drama for me.

Do they want to continue
that friendship is the question.

I don't know
how healthy that is.

Maybe we should bring Mary
to sword class.

I think so.

Or something. I don't know.

We could take bikes
around the seawall.

Christina's talking about doing
a bike ride around the seawall,

I think it's a fabulous idea
with the weather so beautiful

but yeah, I'm a bit iffy
because of what happened the
other night.

Instead of obsessing about
what happened the other night...

Jordie!

I've decided to
focus on business.

I have a great idea I
want to run by my son, Jhordan.

Jhordan? Hmm...

We're very fortunate.

We own a few
ocean-front properties.

Jhordan? Hello, Jord?

But the problem
with having multiple properties

is sometimes,
it's hard to find your kids.

Jhordan?

- Yeah.
- Oh, my God, there you are,

I've been
looking all over for you.

Hey, Mom. How's it going?

- How was your night?
- Good. Really good.

We need to talk today
truly about my ideas.

Okay, well, a couple weeks ago,
you said you wanted to
do a wine.

Mm-hmm.

We have the place in Napa,

and I think it was
a pretty good idea.

Thanks, honey.

The property in
Napa is gorgeous,

it's rustic, it's 200 acres
in the Pope Valley,

and actually has its own runway,

and we have full winemaking
facilities on the property.

We sell grapes,
we crush grapes, we make wine.

It's kind of an A-Z.

I have the greatest name
for our wine.

The greatest name,
I'm telling you. -What is it?

- Rehab.
- Rehab?

- I love that actually.
- I think it's the best, come on!

I like the name.

It is controversial,
it's different.

Listen, if they can have
Fat Bastard and Problem Child,

we can have a Rehab.

So wait, why are you drinking
out of a straw?

It doesn't look very fancy,
does it?

Not at all. -But it's
the way I drink red wine,

and so that makes it okay.

So what's your whole plan
for the wine then?

I really don't know
that much about wine.

I mean, I like to drink wine.

I had the idea of the name and
that's about as far as I can go.

- That's all you want to do.
- I need you, though.

- Well, obviously.
- I want to do the fun stuff.

You're gonna organize the party
at the end of the launch.

Maybe.

Jhordan is the perfect person
to help me with this wine

because the kid is brilliant

and he's my son
and we work well together.

What are the next steps?

Well, I don't know.
That will come.

You want me to run the
whole thing for you, basically.

Well, I kind of need some help.

We have grapes,

we have all the facilities
to do it, so let's do it.

- Cheers.
- Cheers. All right.

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Where are we?
How do we get back?

Do we call a cab.

- What are you, drunk?
- Oh, sorry!

I think I just got
a you from someone.

I was like, "What?"

- I'm in the paper!
- Oh, my gosh!

Yeah, look at you!

So I'm walking a runway,
I've never done it in my life.

Oh, my God, I want to come!

Oh, my God.

So since I've been spending
more time with Reiko and Mary,

I thought it'd be fun
to get us all together

and go on a bike ride
around Stanley Park.

- Hi!
- Hi, sweetheart!

- How you been?
- Good.

Because I'm such
good friends with Jody

and I'm developing
a good relationship with Ronnie,

that meeting with Mary and
Christina might be a bit
awkward.

- Hi, Reiko!
- How are you?

I'm really excited because
I haven't seen Reiko in a while.

I just want her to get
to know me a little bit more.

- Ready to go?
- Don't leave us in the dust.

I think Christina is probably
the least experienced rider.

I haven't ridden a bike
in over two years.

Holy crap!

Oh, my gosh,
this is gonna be interesting.

- Okay.
- Okay, girls.

This is gonna be a disaster.

Totally. Okay, I'm nervous.

Oh, my God,
what are we gonna do?

Stanley Park is beautiful, it's
huge, it's about 1,000 acres,

and we decided to go all the way
around along the seawall.

I'm going to be rebellious.

Can you throw this
in your basket, Mary?

Absolutely.

Christina just looks like she's
doing a tampon commercial or
something.

She just looks so perfect
on the bike,

just hair flowing
and smile in the air

and as long as she can keep
pedaling properly.

Okay, Reiko, you come
in the middle and underneath.

I'm thinking of letting you
be in the back.

I need a bell,
why don't we have a bell?

- We do have bells.
- We do?

She'll ride a horse,
she'll ride a bike,

she'll ride a
guy with a dress on.

You're getting daring...

That's totally Christina.

- Oh, my God.
- Okay.

We learned early on that there
are lots of rules in
Stanley Park.

- What are you, drunk?
- Oh, jeez.

Of course Christina, Reiko,
and I do not know these rules.

Everyone's so pissy.

Where are we? How do we
get back? Do we call a cab.

When they say one way,

they take it really,
really seriously.

- Look at the sign!
- Oh, sorry.

- Wrong way, ladies.
- Uh-oh,

I just caused a real collision.

We have been yelled at.

- To the left!
- What's that about?

Mary was told to off.

I think I just got a you
from someone.

I was like, "What?"

Wow, talk about road rage,
these people had bike rage.

We're still going
the wrong way. -I know.

- All right, on to some food.
- Oh, yeah.

- That was fun.
- I know. I really enjoyed that.

I feel bad that I haven't
done it more often.

Maybe this is the start of us
doing it more often.

I think so.

At this point, it seems that
Mary's a pretty all
right person,

and I'm enjoying her company,
but, you know, you never know.

There's a newspaper, hang on.

- What's going on?
- I'm in the paper.

- Oh, my God!
- Yeah. There I am.

Oh, my God, look at you!

- Hot!
- Wow!

There is a feature article
in there with me and the GTO

advertising
Super Luxury Car Show.

Three of my cars are
featured in it, so that's fun.

"Local Super Car Owner,
Reiko Mackenzie,

will be showing some of her
beauties at this year's event,

bringing her brand new
Ferrari 458 Italia

and her Bentley Continental
Super Sport."

I'm also really excited to
be a part of the fashion show.

So I'm walking the runway,
I've never done it in my life.

- When?
- This weekend.

So...

If you guys want to come.

- Oh, yeah, I want to come!
- Okay.

I definitely wanted
to invite Christina

and wouldn't mind
Mary coming as well, I guess.

I just don't want any drama.

We might have
to watch out for paparazzi.

It's a little bit awkward

because we are going
to have to discuss

the Ronnie and Mary situation.

So you haven't spoken?

Oh, you haven't?

I stood up to Ronnie
for the first time,

and that's why
it's gotten dirty.

Women are the worst bullies.

We get mean.

Reiko has grown
a bit close to Ronnie,

so I'm interested to hear

what her perspective was
on that night.

I thought Mary came out like
a pit bull, she's like, "Argh!"

- Where?
- At the Keefer.

Were you not listening
to what Ronnie was saying to me?

But it doesn't seem like
she remembers clearly any of it.

You went like this,
and you went en guarde.

- You were so en guarde.
- She kicked me out.

She goes, "Get out of here,"
or something.

I don't remember that.

Do you remember her
pushing me in the elevator?

Get out of the elevator!

- No.
- Oh, she pushed me hard.

Really?

She's like trashed when she
arrived, and she wants to just
pick a fight.

It's hard to judge all of that
because, I mean,

you're coming from one point of
view, Ronnie's coming from
another.

I think that a lot of what
Mary's saying is a bit twisted.

I don't know if you're aware of
this, she's taken it to the
nth degree,

she's now, since the Keefer,
called my parents

and my sister and told them that
I'm unstable and I need help.

- Right.
- I mean, really, shame on her.

Shame on her to be doing that.

Maybe it was more of like

Ronnie called to say
she's worried about her.

I don't know.
I mean, what is the truth?

She will twist it and turn it
and misconstrue things,

and that night at the Keefer,
I just snapped.

I'd had enough.
I mean, we just made up.

Like what are you starting this
for again?

I know you are not someone
who chooses sides or anything.

I kind've gotten close to
Ronnie, I'll admit, I mean,
it's true.

So I mean, but no, I don't...

I don't believe
that I am in a position

to take a side
in this situation.

She's team Ronnie and Jody.

Saturday is the fashion show,

I will tell you that Ronnie
will probably be coming,

so I'll leave it up to you
whether or not you want to come.

I don't like to put people
in a situation

where they're gonna
feel uncomfortable

and there's gonna be tension.

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I can do the walk, do the sway,

and hopefully not trip
down the runway.

- We had a breakthrough.
- That's so much better.

We just want to understand
your ambitions

with regards to the wine.

Obviously the objective
is to make money.

So I think this
is the place here.

I'm about to do a fashion show,

and I've never walked
the runway before,

so I think a quick lesson
is in order.

Diane! Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you!

Diane is a tall, slender model

who has been in the business
for quite some time.

So you've never
done this before?

I've never done runway stuff.

Okay. That's okay.

We'll just get
a little bit walking first,

just to get the idea
of relaxing and moving.

And then we'll start building
and modeling it up a bit.

Yeah. That sound good?

- Okay.
- Perfect.

So just nice and relaxed,

let your arms swing naturally
at your side, nice and tall,

it's almost the feeling
of having a string

pulling you from the top
of your head.

What's super challenging about
this is you don't realize
you're tense.

Watch so you're not
sort of doing this.

None of this stuff.

Oh, my God,
there's a real art to all this.

So nice relaxed walk,
get to the end,

what you want to do
is just walk into the space,

be there, be fabulous,

and just stand for a moment,

then once you get there,
you have to turn around and go
back, right?

That's a lot of work.

Shifting and stepping out.

Okay. Just glide
and glide and glide.

- Hardcore.
- It is a little hardcore.

'Cause it's tough, right?

Reiko, why don't you wear
the high heels?

I think I was 12 years old

when my mom put me
in a modeling class.

I think that was my only
experience learning how to walk.

She did stop at the end there,
yeah. -Did she?

My mom's really
good at criticism.

You know, Dianne,

Reiko's
shoulders a little bit...

Take a big breath.
She went too fast.

Better energy up
here for your walk.

Yeah, all of a sudden,
my mom's a runway expert, right?

- Yeah.
- String pulling you up. String.

Relaxed fingers,
relaxed shoulders.

Nice and relaxed,
that's gonna be the key thing

when it comes to show time.

Okay. I'll get out of your way.

Way better! Look at that!

See, so when you get
to the end of the runway,

your arms aren't
doing that anymore.

- Oh, I didn't even notice.
- Yeah, you see?

- Much better!
- Good advice!

- Yeah.
- Much better, Diane.

- We had a breakthrough.
- That is so much better.

- String, fingers, glide.
- There you go.

- Okay.
- Yay!

Oh, my God, Diane is
a super awesome teacher.

I can do the walk, do the sway,

and hopefully not trip
down the runway.

Have I fallen?

I have tripped to the point
where people in the
audience go...

Don't envision it, Reiko,
because it will happen.

- Thank you so much!
- Nice to see you!

- You're gonna be there tomorrow?
- Yes!

- Yeah. Of course.
- Bye, bye!

Oh, my feet hurt.

We want to launch our wine
as soon as possible,

and so we're meeting
with an advertising agency

to fast track the process.

- Hi!
- Hi, how are you?

- Well, let's get started.
- Okay.

This is a really exciting start
to Rehab and our venture.

- Right.
- Right.

So the objective of today,
and we've shared this with
Jhordan already,

this is a
creative briefing session,

so we're focusing
on the label design.

Jhordan is a remarkably
talented young man.

I don't really know
anything about wine,

so when I go into a store,
I look at the label.

I mean, my kid's a genius.

And that's what
basically sells me on the wine.

What we've been told is that in
wine, a lot of it is the
marketing.

Okay.

So the goal
is that we really understand

what you want to convey and then
get a bunch of creators on it.

Can you get off Facebook, Mom?

We're trying to have
a design meeting here.

- Don't be rude.
- I'm not being rude.

You're being rude. Sorry, I
had a little bit of an incident,

people that are very ill
right now and attacked me,

her sister also
thinks she's very ill

and has been texting me
back and forth.

So that needs to be sorted out.

Yes, but we're here for wine,
so that will be sorted out.

Send her a bottle of wine.

With a little arsenic in it
or something?

Anyway, is it too early
to start drinking?

We're talking about drink,
that's what we're here
for today,

but we just want
to understand your ambitions

with regards to the wine.

Obviously the objective
is to make money.

Hopefully it will be successful.

We can think
about that another time.

I'm not quite sure
if the advertising firm

and Jordie and I
are on the same page.

So how would you describe
the personality of this wine?

It's...

We want the
bottle to look expensive.

We want it to look
like what is in that bottle

is going to taste good.

- Right.
- Yeah.

They're asking
very strange questions.

What's the one thing that
we want to say with this wine?

What this wine looks like
or what it feels like.

Is this a wine that is drunk
on every and any occasion?

- Any.
- Any.

Every day of the week.

You can enjoy it
with your scrambled eggs,

with your sandwich,
or with your dinner.

How sexy is the wine
and is it just for women?

How would you describe the type
of person who drinks Rehab wine?

My wine doesn't discriminate,
the wine is clearly for
everybody.

I see a mom cooking dinner,

I see the girl ready to go out
with her girlfriends,

I see a guy going,

"Hey, you know what,
we're going out on the boat."

Somehow this advertising firm
is trying to get us

to have a niche of people that
are going to drink the wine.

Why would I want a niche of
people that are going to drink
my wine?

Do you want to talk about
the lower percentage of alcohol?

It's got a lower percentage
of alcohol?

Yep. -You can
have a few more glasses.

You can have it during the
afternoon and not get sleepy,

I mean, there's so many
wonderful reasons.

You can drink more,

you won't have half the
hangover,
and it'll be less calories.

But you mentioned
the name earlier,

and we want to chat
a little bit more about that.

So with regards to the name,

why that name
and what it means to you?

It's the best oxymoron.

I mean, it's fun...

It certainly gets
people talking. -Yeah.

And is there a personal kind of
dimension to the name Rehab--

I've been to rehab,
just so you know.

I kind of looked around
and I thought,

"God, there's
good business in this."

Is there a kind
of a sideline story

to the Whiskey River Ranch
going through rehab?

Is there anything
that we can leverage there?

- What do you mean?
- Like the winery itself

is going through
a kind of rehabilitation.

They're too into the story
and this weird crap.

You know, it's getting
redeveloped and rebuilt

and brought back to life,
so it's going through its
own rehab.

I don't know what to say.
What are they talking about?

It's takes it away from
the story of just going to rehab

for alcohol abuse, right,
so it's kind of,
we can balance that.

Let's just design a label.

I think it's either going to
be huge or it's going to flop.

But I'm kind of thinking
that it's going to be huge.

I'm spending a lot of money
for this label.

It better be good.

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- So it's nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.

I don't know if David has what
it takes to keep me interested.

No one ever has.

These models look so modelesque.

Oh, my God.

Mary has introduced me to David,
and we've hung out a few times,

but I'm making it my business
to get to know him better.

You know, talk.

I think a little anticipation
for my arrival is a good thing.

- Hi, sexy lady.
- Oh, my God.

- How are you?
- Good.

- Nice to see you.
- Nice haircut.

Oh, yeah?

David is different from other
men I've been dating recently.

Well, he's younger.

- So it's nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.

I don't know if David has what
it takes to keep me interested.

No one ever has.

What did you do today?

Little bit of shopping,
went to the gym.

I'm not quite clear
what David does for a living,

something with motorcycles
and export.

I biked around the seawall.

In my future life,
I'd like to come back

as a female bike seat.

Be careful what you wish for.

- Yeah, I was kidding.
- Yeah.

Speaking of which,

how many children
would you like to have?

You just want
to cut right to it?

I'm all for that.

Well, with some people, I
would like to have no children.

With some, I'd like to have one
or two. It depends with whom.

And yourself?

I don't know,

but my last boyfriend
tried to trap me

by getting me pregnant,

thinking that
that would keep me.

You really are a man inside,
aren't you?

- I know.
- Yeah.

Because that's something
a woman would do.

I know.

Tricking me into having a baby
will not work.

It's really not the best plan.

- Are we having children?
- Maybe.

Let's have a few more drinks
and decide.

Well, cheers to that.

- Cheers.
- Yeah.

He's very easy to talk to.

My last girlfriend,
she was super not tidy.

I mean, it was a disaster.

- How long did that last?
- Three months.

- Sex must've been really great.
- No.

Actually that was one
of the reasons it failed

because after ten days,
it felt like my sister.

We find the same things funny

even if they are inappropriate,
which is nice.

You are a worthy adversary.

Thank you,
I take it as a compliment.

There is chemistry,
I'm quite attracted to him.

- I find this exciting.
- Yeah.

I don't find
many things exciting.

I don't find anything exciting.

I think he would
have to be completely blind

to not know
that I'm attracted to him.

To looking sexy.

It's fashion show day
at the Super Luxury Car Show,

I'm representing Boboli,

and I am getting hair and make
up done at Suki's on Granville.

Reiko. Hi, I'm Rod.

Rod is a riot
and he's so into my hair,

so it makes me feel so good.

Let's take a look,
see what we got here.

- I've got a lot of hair.
- Do you? Good.

Oh, my God, I'm looking around

and I'm kind of regretting
eating that pasta yesterday.

These models look so...

modelesque.

They're really professional,
they really know how to get
it done.

Is this your first fashion show,
Reiko?

Oh, yeah. -Oh,
is it really? You're so calm.

I was confident
up until that point.

Knowing that I have
to walk this runway

and I've never done it before

in front of a lot of people,
yeah, I'm a bit nervous.

I heard that, um,
you're opening the show and
you're closing the show.

Oh, my God.

I'm opening the show
and closing the show.

Oh, my God.

You don't happen to
have any Advil, do you?

I don't.
Do we have Advil downstairs?

Also, I'm a little bit older
than all these people,

so this is like
a lot on my mind.

Oh, yeah, cover that up.

I'm just giving you
a really nice glow.

So how many times have you
walked down the runway?

- This is my first time.
- Is it?

Are you nervous?
Have you practiced your walk?

You may think you look good
with your walk

but it just...
it doesn't read the same.

Oh, my God, am I gonna
be able to do this?

It could be the best day
or the worst day.

- Am I the last one here?
- We've gotta hurry up.

Just don't sweat when
you're running to the stage.

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Everybody's here,
I know there's some tension,

but I've got
really supportive friends,

and I'm pretty confident.
It's about me today.

Nothing's gonna happen.

The total value of all three
cars that I have in the show...

is $1.5 million.

I hope people aren't
too distracted by the cars

so they can see
me on the runway.

I really am getting a taste
of what it's like

to be back stage
at a fashion show.

We're gonna have
to rip them off your feet.

It's quite chaotic.

- Who's after me, you?
- I don't know.

And then there were naked
asses everywhere.

I was like, Holy

Where do I change?

There were guys getting naked,
girls getting naked,

and I'm like, "Oh, so I'm
supposed to get naked, too?"

I think it's amazing for
Vancouver to have such a
great show.

Reiko loves vehicles

and we're there at the Van Dusen
Gardens to support her.

I take my son
Jhordan with me today

because I thought that the car
show would be a lot of fun
for him.

So I walk in
and sit next to Jody

and the conversation
is pretty much...

She will never
come into my life.

- ...Mary.
- You say something horrendous

like that, that's it, you
get cut off. You get cut off.

Ronnie's quite quiet,
little bit discombobulated.

Is Mary coming?

Well, everyone's
coming supposedly

- but Mary may not come.
- I have to use the bathroom.

Reiko invited me and I'm going
to take the high road

and I'm going to show up
at the event.

I'm going to support Reiko,

and I've got Christina with me,
which is really great.

- You look gorgeous, honey.
- Thank you, gorgeous.

I'm wearing a cream colored
Chanel dress and a fascinator,

it's Van Dusen meets Ascott.

I've brought along my good
friend Mark and my son Cole,

a little interaction
along the side for me

because I'm not sure if I'm
gonna have anyone speaking to
me today.

Ronnie and I obviously
have not seen each other

since the night at the Keefer.

We're having a
Mexican stand off.

So our little entourage
makes me feel just a bit safer.

I'm like, "Here we go again."

- You are beautiful.
- You look gorgeous.

Reiko's arranged seats for us
in the front row,

and I don't have a lot of
options,
so I sit next to Ronnie.

So Mary sits next to me,
it's confusing.

And I'm thinking, high road,
take the high road.

Everybody's here.

I know there's some tension
in the front row,

but I've got
really supportive friends,

and I'm pretty confident.
It's about me today.

Nothing's gonna happen.

I'm starting to get a little bit
more nervous now.

I mean, I notice
all the other models,

and they look really young

and they've done this before.
This is like,

"Ha, every week, you know,"

and I'm just trying to fit in
there, like, yeah, I'm the same.

I'm with you guys.

I belong.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Welcome to the Boboli MaxMara
fall/winter fashion show.

I'm about to go on stage,

and it's like I forgot
everything from the
runway class.

Well, you all relax
and enjoy the show. Thanks.

Oh, she'll be fine,
she'll be fine.

Reiko looks fabulous,

she has really obviously
done her homework.

I didn't know Asians
came in that height.

I mean, I always think
of Asians as tinier, right?

I don't think Reiko's body
is a natural model's body,

her hips are too large.

She did extremely well.

Then I hear all the screaming
and the clapping

and, you know,
that really helps.

The rest of the fashion show

was actually a lot more fun
than I expected.

There was one Asian
that was extraordinarily tall,

I mean, this woman was 6'1"!

We're having a good time.

I don't know what's going on
with Jody and Ronnie.

So I'm getting
into the backstage vibe.

No dressing room,
no problem. I'm

gonna get you a pair of shoes
in the meantime.

I'm about to close the show

and then they give me a pair
of shoes that are a size 7.

- Yeah, they're tight.
- Too tight.

I'm not a size 7,
they do not fit!

All I know is that
my feet are killing me.

Oh, my God. Evil.

This print had a large,
ostentatious tire track down
the front.

She looked like Cruella de Vil
in, like, couture.

Very well done, very well done.

Well done,
everybody. Spectacular.

After the fashion show, Ronnie
doesn't want to talk to me.

Should we look
at the cars right now or...

Yeah, sure.

We stroll around
and look at the Super Cars.

I'll be picking you up
in an hour, okay?

Super Cars are super sexy.

I love all of those cars, I used
to have a red Ferrari myself.

Ronnie, I want this.

Forget the new jet,
this is good.

Jet fuel's expensive.

The girls are car shopping

while I get ready
so we can go celebrate.

- You made me giggle.
- Really?

You were fantastic.

And all the girls
are there to meet me.

Congratulations.

And with all those compliments
that they were giving me,

it was really nice.

That was wonderful, yeah.
The dresses looked great on you.

You were fantastic!

Mom's proud! Yay!

I feel like I'm like 18 again.

- Uber model, Uber model.
- Uber?

Ronnie!

- Beautiful, honey.
- Thank you.

You were better than all
of them. I was there for Reiko.

- Gorgeous body. Beautiful.
- Thanks.

- You rocked out.
- Did I?

But I really wanted to go home
and get on the boat.

Fantastic. -Reiks,
do you want a drink, honey?

I really do. I really do.

Let's go to the vodka station.
Come on.

Let's get a vodka, Mum.

Come on, Reiks,
let's get a drink.

Where is Christina and Kevin?

I lose track of girls,
including Christina.

Where did she go, Christina?

Ah, jeez.

Come on. Hi, guys.

Jordie, Jordie, they got
real booze here. Real booze.

- Real booze here.
- Real booze here.

I want a bloody Mary.

Easy. Nice. Be nice.

I want a Bloody Mary!

- Bloody Mary.
- It's very spicy.

- Then we drive the cars?
- I want a virgin... Mary.

I found everyone in the drinks
tent and as soon as I walk in...

- Let's go, Reiks.
- ...Jody drags everybody out.

Didn't know where you guys were.

It's typical Jody.

High school.

Ronnie.

Mary has had ample opportunity
to apologize and she didn't.

Enough said.

I didn't want any drama
at my event, so I left, too.

It's possibly the rudest thing
I've ever seen.

Everyone leaves except for
Christina who had the guts
to stay.

Mary really
needs to know my loyalty

and understand that I am
always there for her.

Hi.

Never mind. Let's just be happy
and decide what car we want.

Having Christina, it makes me
feel confident to win this war.

Next time onThe Real
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Oh, no, no,
you're not wearing that shirt.

"Hey, Houston's mom!
Yeah! Cougar!" No.

I've been dating
David a short time.

Shoot!

I have a cork-and-fork trick.
Do you want to see it?

Nice!

I went to rehab, I thought it
was wonderful, it was fabulous.

The only thing missing
was happy hour.

What do you guys think
about the actual name Rehab?

There have been names that
have been refused in the past.

I'm thinking,
"Back to the drawing board."

Then she said
we're not Jewish and Mary...

Wait. Mary said
we're not Jewish?

- Here's to your birthday.
- Cheers.

Knowing Ronnie, I'm thinking
her birthday party

is gonna be a little bit
on the wild side.

Did you say we're not Jewish?