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Previously on The Real
Housewives of Vancouver:
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I've been a singer
my whole life.
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I've had six or seven
top 40 hits in the country.
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Are you working?
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Are you gonna do something?
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What are you gonna do?
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Look out for yourself.
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Suck it up buttercup.
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You can be so cute
and so sweet
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but you're such
a pain in the ass.
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That's how I feel about you
there sweet cheeks.
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Jody always thinks
I should apologize.
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There should always be
an apology in Jody's eyes.
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Oh my god it's everything
I dreamed of.
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Of course I love
buying cars.
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I love the sound of
a new Ferrari.
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It's like an aphrodisiac.
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You call that smart?
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Stripping your clothes down
to nothing.
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What are you stupid?
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She's very intimidating.
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Look at your daughter?
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Don't you ever bring
my daughter up.
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I will sue your ass.
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Jody's a bully.
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At this stage in my life I can
afford to say it like it is
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and look good doing it.
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I live life in the fast lane,
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catch me if you can.
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I traded being a singer
to being a mom
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and I'm ready to step back
into the spotlight.
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Every queen needs
an empire
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and I built mine
from scratch.
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Vancouver's a gold mine
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and I love to go digging.
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Since Jody had so much fun
in the Bentley last week.
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Woo!
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So fun!
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So fun!
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I thought I'd take her
to the Ferrari track day
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at Mission Speedway.
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Track day is my only chance
to drive my Ferrari
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as fast as I can.
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Oh we're here!
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Finally.
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I'm really excited
to introduce Jody
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to this world of cars
and racing.
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It's a sausage party,
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it's such a boys club.
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We even did the junk
food thing.
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Did you get a triple burger?
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Yeah.
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Three patties?
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But it has no cheese
or condiments,
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just ketchup.
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That's a lot of meat, hey?
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This woman is a high-end
caterer
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coming out with a cookbook.
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Caviar, chocolate souffle,
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triple patty burger, fried
chicken and french fries.
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Do you have a hand sanitizer?
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I was just thinking that.
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Oy.
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I'm going through more napkins
than girls on light days.
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Everything was going
fine until...
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Where's the lavatory though
is the issue?
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Where?
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I don't see one.
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Next to the poplar tree
by the river.
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What?
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It's porto-potties.
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No, I don't like
public washrooms.
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I--
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No... No.
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Do you see those?
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Darling it's-it's-it's
very dirty darling, no.
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Apparently the queen doesn't
care for plastic thrones.
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Maybe I'm not so proper
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but hey, if I gotta go
I gotta go.
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My son Cole has been asking
me for quite some time
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to take him out driving.
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Nice and easy.
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Nice and easy.
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Just go around
and do a U-y,
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just do a little bit ofa U-y.
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Mom U-y's are illegal.
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Really?
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My mom's a great driver
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except for the fact that
she monster trucked someone.
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They call me
monster truck Mommy.
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Hit it in reverse.
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Missed the street,
backed up really fast,
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didn't see this tiny little
car that moved in behind me
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with an elderly couple
sitting inside of it.
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No, this is not good.
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And all of a sudden we're
like high up onto something.
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My mom drove up on
the person's windshield.
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And the two little ones
were like,
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'Mom you're on top
of somebody's car!'.
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You're gonna hit the tire!
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Cole!
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Mom!
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You're gonna hit the tire!
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I just broke down,
'I'm so sorry!
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Oh my god!
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Take my car!
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You can have my car!'.
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Don't hit that car.
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I'm not gonna hit the car.
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My grandfather, he was
85 years old,
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he took his drivers lessons
35 times
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and he flunked it each time
on parking.
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This is a disaster hon.
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My dad has had accidents
in our driveway.
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Oh jeez!
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Cole!
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Not a good history
going on here.
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Oh my good god.
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But I'll give it
another shot.
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I'd like to give
it another shot,
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maybe on the road this time,
lord help me.
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I might have to take a valium
before we get to that.
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I don't like to dress sexy
to the track
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because I like to concentrate
on my driving.
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Maybe something that shows--
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that pushes my boobs up
or something
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and then I'll look sexy
but it's gotta be comfy.
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It's gotta be comfy.
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And we're up.
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We're up?
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Okay check your mirror
and let's go.
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And away we go.
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Pour it on.
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Woo.
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Fun!
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I can tell you've been
on the track before,
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you drive awesome.
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Thank you.
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Is my car the nicest car
out there today?
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Well I would have to say
by looks...
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yes absolutely.
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Oh you're so confident,
I love it.
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So nice to have slam you
in the seat power eh?
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It's windy and twisty and fast,
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I was probably up to 200.
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It does make a woman feel
powerful and accomplished.
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Pour it on.
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Open it up.
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Good job, you drive
really well.
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Nice and smooth.
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It's like that old
saying you know,
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what boys can do,
girls can do better.
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The checkered flag!
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Woo!
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We did it!
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Woo!
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Good job.
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Awesome!
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Holy cow, this girl
can drive, wow.
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So after I go for a spin
with my instructor,
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I have the best idea.
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You should just try it
for the experience,
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just go for one lap.
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I don't mind being
at the race track.
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No, no, I'm good.
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But being on the racetrack
is a different story.
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Come on!
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Absolutely, come on!
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You gotta try it once.
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You're gonna love it.
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Gotta see what she's
experiencing today.
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All my life insurance
and up it another 10 mill.
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You ready Jody?
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Woo!!!!
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I am excited for you.
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There is a reason
why I drive a Hummer,
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it's a tank.
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Thank you.
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Okay here we go.
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So you're not timid, are you?
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No not at all.
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Oh fantastic,
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Oh wow!
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Oh man!
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We're hauling out
in the Ferrari
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and it makes the sexiest sound
one can imagine.
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Awesome eh?
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Unbelievable!
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Amazing!
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Ding, ding, ding, ding.
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Yeah!
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Oh horny!
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Woo hoo!
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Yeah baby!
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Woo!
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Woo!
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Woo ho!
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Yeah baby!
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Unreal!
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Sitting in a car,
going extremely fast
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is quite a horny experience.
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Coming up on The Real
Housewives of Vancouver:
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Our tennis court is
the most beautiful
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I think I've ever seen.
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Oh my god!
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No!
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Paige you know those balls
are 10 bucks a piece, right?
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She's aggressive,
she's a bitch.
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The queen of mean.
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The queen of mean.
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I'm absolutely thrilled
to see Mary.
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I feel like I've spent the last
few days in a snake pit.
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Women are bitches.
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I don't think
Mary's a bitch.
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We need cocktails
and I have to tell you
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what happened with Jody.
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So we met um just around
the corner for a coffee
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and she wore house slippers.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Of course fur and
proceeds to basically
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give me a dressing
down for well...
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stripping down I guess.
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You stripped!
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So I ended up taking half my
clothes off and dancing around
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in the #$@$ing T-shirt
and I said well you know,
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you might want to take
a look at your daughter
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and she lost her mind,
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said that she was going
to sue me.
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Apparently she likes
to do this a lot
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and she stands up and leaves
and the thing is,
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I was bawling
my eyes out.
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I haven't cried that much
or that hard in a long time.
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Not even over a man,
but over Jody?!
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What is the point of
meeting you to criticize you?
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Just because she's aggressive
and she's a bitch.
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I was bullied years ago and
that hasn't happened to me
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in a long time.
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I can't let it bother me
because she's not worth it.
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So the next time
I see Jody,
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I want to be ready
and I want to be able
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to hold my own.
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So I'm done.
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I've had enough and I need
to stand up for myself.
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You know what,
you do.
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You shouldn't take any of
what she's putting down.
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I won't.
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And speaking of that,
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I'm supposed to have lunch
with her tomorrow.
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I've decided to have
lunch with Jody
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because I find that Jody seems
to be talking a lot
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and I don't want false
accusations out there.
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Lunch with the queen.
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The queen of mean.
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Sounds like a blast.
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Don't feel bad
that you cried.
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You're human
and you're real.
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Thank you Mary,
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I'm glad I talked to you.
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I'm glad I talked to you.
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How are you?
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Nice to see you.
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You look beautiful.
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Thank you.
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I really just want to explain,
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who I am and what
I'm all about.
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So how've you been?
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I'm great, lovey.
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Good.
270
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:29,580
Been busy?
271
00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:30,940
Yeah.
272
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,940
And you?
273
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,580
Busy too.
274
00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:36,059
Wendy and I have a great
little company going
275
00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:37,960
and our accessory line's
doing really well
276
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,500
and doing a little bit of
uh fragrance line,
277
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,020
actually it's a licensing deal.
278
00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,080
So I'm working on that
279
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,640
and next week I start
recording again.
280
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,980
I have my new car sitting
across the street.
281
00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:49,040
Just got it yesterday.
282
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,299
My kids both of them are
applying for jobs right now.
283
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,560
I don't know what was wrong
with Mary.
284
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,860
I don't know if she was nervous
or trying to prove a point,
285
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,260
she was so busy,
286
00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,700
she was so busy,
she's so busy...
287
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,139
Really happy with my work,
288
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,840
happy to get back
in the studio again.
289
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,300
I think it's important
to sing.
290
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,520
It's what you were
blessed with.
291
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:08,740
She can sing in the stairwell,
the elevator, the shower,
292
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,759
but I think her voice
is done.
293
00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:12,019
Why don't you do jingles?
294
00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:16,100
Um...
295
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,100
Advertising jingles?
296
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,279
Is she serious?
297
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,519
I'm a little beyond that now
I would think.
298
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,800
She's always believing
that she knows who I am,
299
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,060
but she doesn't and
I want her to be clear.
300
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,600
I just feel like,
301
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:33,960
I want you to know that
I'm a very kind, nice person.
302
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,259
I don't like to get
in arguments,
303
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,780
I don't like the confrontation
and you know the things
304
00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,380
that are going on
between Ronnie and I,
305
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,000
I know you've been privy
to that a little bit.
306
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,460
Yeah and I was
pretty shocked.
307
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,279
I mean you text her
and I saw the text
308
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,680
and it was something
quite aggressive of which--
309
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,319
I want you to see
what she texted me.
310
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,360
I'm showing Jody the text
because I just feel like
311
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,540
Jody had to know both
sides of the story.
312
00:12:55,799 --> 00:12:56,919
It's sort of like high school.
313
00:12:57,039 --> 00:12:59,170
Like she says to you
about the red wine
314
00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,620
and then you say
stop blaming me,
315
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,380
then she says to you, how dare
you bring the wine...
316
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:05,020
Ronnie was upset with me
317
00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:09,220
because I had let her drink
at my studio.
318
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,460
Cheers honey.
319
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,940
She had wanted me to watch
her back at all times
320
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,160
and never let her drink.
321
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:18,700
Well that's a very
tall order.
322
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,100
Ariba!!!!!
323
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,440
She's a grown woman,
you know she doesn't listen.
324
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,240
I attempted to help
and I care about her
325
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,200
and I wanted to.
326
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,139
So she sent me
slanderous texts.
327
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,700
You're this and that
and the other thing
328
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:33,440
and you should go f-yourself,
it was an absolute attack.
329
00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,379
She is a ticking time bomb,
330
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,760
you never know when
she's gonna go off
331
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,180
and I finally am
at the end of it.
332
00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:41,500
They've had a long-long
relationship.
333
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,780
17-18 years is a long
commitment,
334
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,900
but it's slightly
dysfunctional.
335
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,019
She called me a joke,
a loser, pathetic um...
336
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,480
I think she's frustrated
337
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,120
when she says that
about the ex-relationship.
338
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:57,039
She didn't even have much to
do with the ex-relationship.
339
00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:59,819
She said that she had to listen
to you cry and be depressed...
340
00:13:59,819 --> 00:14:01,399
Like a friend would
for two months
341
00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:04,200
and if Ronnie takes that as
something I owe her for that,
342
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,280
she's not a friend.
343
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,180
She always says to me
we're like sisters
344
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,700
and sisters can fight
and claw at each other
345
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,260
and be horrible to each other
but they still love each other
346
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,260
because they're family.
347
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,740
That's Ronnie's analogy
and I said,
348
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:17,940
yeah but my sisters
don't talk to me like that.
349
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,000
If that's how Ronnie
350
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,920
thinks that best friends
should treat each other
351
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:31,799
then maybe it's time for me
to find a new best friend.
352
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,190
Our tennis court is probably
353
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:43,030
one of the most beautiful
tennis courts
354
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:44,110
I think I've ever seen.
355
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:47,070
It's truly on top of
the ocean.
356
00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:50,290
It's built with glass walls
all around
357
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,650
and just absolutely
spectacular.
358
00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,740
Paige don't go trying to play
tennis with any men or anything
359
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:03,020
because they really won't be
able to get their ball back.
360
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,300
They'll be like this
the whole time.
361
00:15:08,899 --> 00:15:09,880
Oh.
362
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,720
I can't believe neither of us
363
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,220
have gotten a ball
over there yet.
364
00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:17,360
I'll probably jinx it now
by saying that.
365
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,360
Oh my god!
366
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,018
Dah!
367
00:15:20,675 --> 00:15:21,675
No!
368
00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:23,559
It's okay.
369
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,039
Paige you know those balls
are 10 bucks a piece, right?
370
00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:29,439
Yeah, I know.
371
00:15:29,439 --> 00:15:32,819
I have hit so many balls
into the ocean,
372
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,720
I think that we are keeping
Spalding in business.
373
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,240
So I think I should invite
all the ladies over
374
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,240
for a tennis match.
375
00:15:45,359 --> 00:15:46,540
I think it would be
good fun.
376
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:47,720
What do you think?
377
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,520
I think you should.
378
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,400
I think I should.
379
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,140
So I'm inviting the ladies
to play tennis and thinking
380
00:15:53,813 --> 00:15:54,813
that maybe we can work out
our drama on the court.
381
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:56,576
But with what's happened
with Mary,
382
00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:58,579
I don't know if this friendship
is worth keeping.
383
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,120
You know I haven't really
patched things up with Mary
384
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,060
and I take some of the blame
because I was very upset
385
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,120
and I wrote a few things to her
that I think were very hurtful
386
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,199
but some of the things that
really were written to me,
387
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,126
it was like...
388
00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:14,399
she wrote those things.
389
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:15,679
Is that pent up anger?
390
00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:18,280
Is that something that you know
she's self-projecting?
391
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,219
What's going on?
392
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:20,219
I don't know.
393
00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:22,159
Maybe we need
a little break.
394
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:23,779
Oh!
395
00:16:23,779 --> 00:16:25,799
I hope she gets it
all figured out.
396
00:16:25,799 --> 00:16:27,160
I love her like a sister,
397
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,222
maybe it's because
we're so close--
398
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:29,940
Right that's so true.
399
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,740
We do kind of get
into these arguments.
400
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,224
There's something
about Mary.
401
00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:37,620
After 17 years,
402
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,900
I feel that my friendship
with Mary
403
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,540
is really just drifting away.
404
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:45,259
Oh my god Paige
there's your ball.
405
00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:47,159
Do you mind retrieving
your tennis ball out there
406
00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:52,659
in the water
before you leave?
407
00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:55,299
Coming up on The Real
Housewives of Vancouver:
408
00:16:55,939 --> 00:16:57,179
She's very inexpensive.
409
00:16:57,179 --> 00:16:59,939
I will pay you 30,000
a month to marry her.
410
00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:00,980
I hope she didn't
hear that.
411
00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:02,859
So what's been going on
in your career?
412
00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:13,438
I haven't heard any singles
from you in a while.
413
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,819
I have been very ambitious
my whole life
414
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:20,660
and had done
so many things,
415
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:22,640
the ambition doesn't go away,
416
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,520
so it's time to reignite
my music career,
417
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,660
so I'm meeting
with Adam H
418
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,760
a producer I've admired
for a long time.
419
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,020
Adam H has worked
with Kelly Rowland
420
00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:37,700
and Elise Estrada and Loverboy,
421
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:42,259
just a slew of really
great artists.
422
00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:43,940
So what's been going on
in your career?
423
00:17:44,099 --> 00:17:45,559
I haven't heard any singles
from you in a while.
424
00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:49,440
Yeah you know what, I kind
of took a bit of a hiatus.
425
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,020
I just kinda took some time
off and spent some time
426
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,020
with my kids.
427
00:17:53,362 --> 00:17:54,954
Cool.
428
00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:55,954
And then I started thinking
some of my better attributes
429
00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:58,299
are in an organic
kind of way.
430
00:17:58,920 --> 00:17:59,920
Singer/songwriter?
431
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,779
I don't want to write and have
to think too much about it.
432
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,360
More organic than what
I had done before.
433
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,360
Oh okay I see.
434
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:09,400
Yeah.
435
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,299
I think lyrically too it has
to be a little less clever.
436
00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:15,259
You know your
demographic's older.
437
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,940
We need to find a way to bring
out this new sound
438
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,180
that we have to develop
for you
439
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,180
and then massage it in a way
that actually works on radio.
440
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,620
Okay well let's do it.
441
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,660
I think it'll be a lot
of fun.
442
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,220
I'm gonna get out there again
443
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:32,060
and I'm just gonna
see what happens.
444
00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:41,830
I've started boxing again
445
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,149
in order to address some of
my issues about being bullied.
446
00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:47,329
Hello lass!
447
00:18:47,549 --> 00:18:48,549
How are you?
448
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,309
How's it going?
449
00:18:50,309 --> 00:18:51,230
Good, good good.
450
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,129
Good to see you.
451
00:18:52,129 --> 00:18:57,129
Jason Kyle is my boxing coach
and he's Scottish
452
00:18:57,129 --> 00:19:01,475
and he says things like,
'Girl you're being very daft!'
453
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,649
and 'Put it in
the rubbish bin,'.
454
00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:08,450
Okay first thing, down here
come beside me.
455
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:09,450
Come on back.
456
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:13,230
Well you know how I like
to stall by doing things like
457
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,769
eating and
putting my hair up.
458
00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:16,750
Mm hmm.
459
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,750
Jason's onto me.
460
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,129
He's seen all of
stalling tactics.
461
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,450
Remember this one
that's so nice.
462
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:25,629
Oh yeah that's lovely.
463
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,370
I have to shake my hair out
and pretend that
464
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:32,649
I'm really sweating although
I haven't even started boxing.
465
00:19:33,169 --> 00:19:35,389
You're gonna go very fast,
keep the hips straight
466
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,030
and it's like you're driving it
at somebody
467
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:39,970
and then stop and hold
it there enough to say
468
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,970
your first and last name.
469
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:42,350
I've been married a few times,
470
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,830
so do I hyphenate
the last names?
471
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:44,550
Yeah.
472
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,330
The longer the hold
the better.
473
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,360
We'll be here a long time.
474
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,139
I have a crush on Jason.
475
00:19:51,879 --> 00:19:52,879
It's been a while.
476
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:55,319
All right punch out.
477
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,319
Almost like you're
hitting somebody.
478
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,500
I was bullied
when I was a child...
479
00:20:04,979 --> 00:20:05,979
quite aggressively
480
00:20:07,819 --> 00:20:09,760
and I can't remember
the last time
481
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,600
I really had an encounter
with a bully other than Jody.
482
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,919
I've just had enough.
483
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,019
I'm toughening up.
484
00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:24,789
I'm looking forward to standing
up for myself now.
485
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:31,789
Jody!
486
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:35,170
Ah Simon!
487
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:39,009
Mia's turning 25 and we're
making a big deal about it.
488
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:40,990
Let the show begin, can
I get you a cappuccino?
489
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:41,990
I'd love one.
490
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:44,930
I've hired a professional
lighting company to come in.
491
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,569
What color makes me look
the youngest?
492
00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:49,549
Pink is always the best
color for that.
493
00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:52,110
People will really know there's
something going on here.
494
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:56,510
So this is going to be the bar
and I have four big containers
495
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,870
and we're going to infuse
the vodka with the berries
496
00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:02,170
and we're going
to Dom Perignon,
497
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:03,170
the kids can drink champagne.
498
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,590
The party is costing
my husband a fortune.
499
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,030
How much champagne
should we get?
500
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,210
30 bottles of champagne.
501
00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:11,850
I've got these
for toiletry tissues,
502
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:12,510
what do you think?
503
00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:14,170
Jody throws a fabulous party.
504
00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:16,410
Attention to details
all the way.
505
00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:18,509
I'm going to adhere butterflies
to all of this.
506
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,470
There's so much
sterling silver to polish--
507
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:21,730
Do you have a great DJ?
508
00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:23,410
We have an amazing DJ.
509
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,890
The DJ!
510
00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:29,250
Jody has got my favorite DJ,
511
00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:31,870
he spins at Ibiza a lot,
512
00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:33,210
so I'm really looking
forward to that.
513
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,569
I want you to be here
as my guest...
514
00:21:34,569 --> 00:21:35,789
my very expensive guest.
515
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:40,930
You're up and coming
you know the buzz
in London, Ibiza
516
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:42,810
Turkey...
517
00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:44,650
DJ Kourosh is amazing.
518
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,150
Really really talented.
519
00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:47,810
This is a fun place out here.
520
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:49,890
I mean everyone's fun
and they're all young.
521
00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,515
you know you're
all the same.
522
00:21:51,515 --> 00:21:52,515
I'll have fun.
523
00:21:52,515 --> 00:21:53,570
You'll have fun!
524
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:54,750
Exactly.
525
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:55,850
You'll pay me,
526
00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:58,269
I'll make a profit at
the end of the night.
527
00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:01,930
I'll sell you my daughter
she's very inexpensive,
528
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,690
I will pay you $30,000
a month to marry her.
529
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:05,910
I hope she didn't
hear that.
530
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:07,430
Oh she hears it
all the time.
531
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:09,090
They give her back
after a day.
532
00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:10,970
I love throwing parties,
533
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:14,010
you don't realize until
the day or the day before
534
00:22:14,010 --> 00:22:15,470
how much work
they really are.
535
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,730
The elevator doesn't work,
it's broken.
536
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:21,750
There's gonna be a lot of
work from me involved.
537
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:24,049
I don't know, I'm gonna
have to hire a sherpa.
538
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:26,490
So many boxes of wine.
539
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:28,750
Mia's pretty pissed off
at the moment.
540
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:31,510
She's having to schlep all
the goodies up the stairs.
541
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,690
I'm not saying I don't
like to help but...
542
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,650
you know when it's your birthday
you don't really want to like
543
00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:45,790
do things for the party
the whole two weeks up to it.
544
00:22:46,789 --> 00:22:48,150
Who have you confirmed
for the party?
545
00:22:48,549 --> 00:22:50,590
We've got 64 yes.
546
00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:51,730
And you got a yes
from Ronnie?
547
00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:56,009
Yeah.
548
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:57,012
Unfortunately Ronnie and Mary
are having tumultuous times
549
00:22:57,012 --> 00:22:58,430
and Mary's a 50
year old woman,
550
00:22:58,430 --> 00:22:59,769
I don't think you'll
have a lot in common
with her.
551
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:03,630
Ronnie is going to bring
her niece, Paige,
552
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:04,670
who I adore.
553
00:23:04,809 --> 00:23:07,150
We've invited the neighbors,
my friends,
554
00:23:07,289 --> 00:23:08,710
Mia's friends, our friends,
555
00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:12,150
Mary's not invited and
Christina's not invited either.
556
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,490
Coming up on The Real
Housewives of Vancouver:
557
00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:17,750
Ahhh!!!!!
558
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,289
My husband kidnapped me.
559
00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:20,809
I'll let her de-Burka
herself.
560
00:23:20,809 --> 00:23:21,537
Offensive?
561
00:23:21,537 --> 00:23:22,771
Maybe.
562
00:23:22,771 --> 00:23:24,069
You're such a #@$%ing
a@#hole!
563
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,349
I know she really appreciates
everything I've done.
564
00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:28,110
You just ruined it
for me come on
565
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:36,670
can I have two seconds
of silence?!
566
00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:40,950
We just decided
567
00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:43,610
since we weren't invited
to Mia's party... deliberately,
568
00:23:43,930 --> 00:23:45,290
not that I really cared
to go anyway,
569
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,610
but we decided that we would
do our own thing.
570
00:23:48,744 --> 00:23:50,690
Goodness George
come on.
571
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:55,190
So I invited the rejects,
Kevin, Marika and Christina
572
00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:56,410
to have Lebanese food.
573
00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:58,950
It's not a pity party,
it's an instead of party.
574
00:24:07,299 --> 00:24:09,740
You can't wear those shoes,
you look like a nurse.
575
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,720
Such a beautiful
dress and--
576
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,899
I know but...
577
00:24:12,899 --> 00:24:14,200
You working in a hospital?
578
00:24:14,379 --> 00:24:15,379
No they're hideous.
579
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,639
So it's finally the big day
of Mia turning
580
00:24:17,639 --> 00:24:19,759
a quarter of a century
and we're all really excited.
581
00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:22,419
Unfortunately I'm a little
under the gun
582
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,059
and I'm a little bit stressed
to say the least.
583
00:24:25,379 --> 00:24:26,440
Where are you putting those?
584
00:24:27,128 --> 00:24:28,216
They're champagne glasses
for the bar.
585
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,680
We have champagne glasses.
586
00:24:29,899 --> 00:24:32,240
There's a lot of tension
right now with Mia and I.
587
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,279
I already laid them out
this morning.
588
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:35,619
Yeah but I want those ones.
589
00:24:35,619 --> 00:24:37,659
She's a bit grumpy to say
the least.
590
00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:38,919
We need the cutlery.
591
00:24:38,919 --> 00:24:39,980
The sterling silver cutlery.
592
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,800
I looked everywhere
for the box.
593
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,409
I asked Gladys, she doesn't
know where the box is,
594
00:24:43,409 --> 00:24:45,659
I looked everywhere for
the box, it's your house,
595
00:24:45,659 --> 00:24:47,060
I don't know where
you keep the cutlery box.
596
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,620
I was probably in the kitchen
for a good 16 hours
597
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,210
and I hope Mia
appreciates it
598
00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:55,100
and she realizes how much
effort and how much money
599
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,100
has gone into this.
600
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,980
Happy Birthday Mia.
601
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,879
Make sure you don't get
too out of control, right?
602
00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:05,639
No, I would prefer
a yes.
603
00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:07,259
No, I would prefer a yes.
604
00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:11,159
No, I would prefer a yes.
605
00:25:25,849 --> 00:25:27,730
The people that are coming
to Mia's birthday
606
00:25:27,730 --> 00:25:30,569
are friends and girlfriends
and boyfriends of Mia.
607
00:25:30,909 --> 00:25:32,029
The first to arrive!
608
00:25:32,029 --> 00:25:34,108
Hi honey.
609
00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:36,031
I walk into the party,
it's a beautiful night
610
00:25:36,031 --> 00:25:40,230
and Jody's looking gorgeous
as ever.
611
00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:42,949
I'm not surprised Mary
isn't at Mia's party.
612
00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:45,289
Jody has been so frustrated
with her
613
00:25:45,949 --> 00:25:47,669
and after the coffee shop
incident,
614
00:25:48,189 --> 00:25:50,409
I knew Christina
would not be invited.
615
00:25:50,409 --> 00:25:51,409
Look at you!
616
00:25:52,689 --> 00:25:54,769
You look gorgeous!
617
00:25:54,769 --> 00:25:58,529
Oh my god!
618
00:25:58,529 --> 00:26:01,709
We have artists, musicians,
we have everybody,
619
00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:02,709
it's fantastic.
620
00:26:05,379 --> 00:26:06,659
Mary's having a soiree?
621
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,900
Mary, we're here for
the Lebanese festival.
622
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:15,470
Hello!
623
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:18,110
So if the rest of the girls are
having a party without us,
624
00:26:18,770 --> 00:26:20,510
we'll have a party
without them.
625
00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:22,150
Hi.
626
00:26:23,409 --> 00:26:24,409
Marika!
627
00:26:24,409 --> 00:26:27,470
I honestly was just having
people over for Lebanese food
628
00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:30,870
and Kevin thought like why don't
we make it a costume party?
629
00:26:31,269 --> 00:26:32,950
Well now that
we're out of public,
630
00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:34,809
my husband can let
me reveal myself.
631
00:26:34,809 --> 00:26:35,413
I'll let her
de-burka herself.
632
00:26:35,413 --> 00:26:36,289
When did you marry?
633
00:26:36,289 --> 00:26:38,569
We're mixing up religions
left and right.
634
00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:39,950
Offensive?
635
00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:40,790
Maybe.
636
00:26:40,790 --> 00:26:43,640
Look at you, gorgeous!
637
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,900
I love the colors.
638
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,500
Isn't that nice,
all dressed up?
639
00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:50,099
Didn't look like
anything arabic,
640
00:26:51,148 --> 00:26:52,359
it just looks like we're
genie in a bottle.
641
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:53,940
When you're not
invited to one party,
642
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:55,420
you make another party
643
00:26:56,579 --> 00:26:57,980
and the other party that
you make is far better
644
00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,279
than the party you weren't
invited to.
645
00:27:04,779 --> 00:27:07,740
My youngest sister phoned
and said she couldn't make it.
646
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:10,079
My aunt's like my best friend
and she said she wasn't coming.
647
00:27:10,079 --> 00:27:11,936
You're such a @#$#ing
a@#hole!
648
00:27:11,936 --> 00:27:13,192
I knew you were!
649
00:27:13,192 --> 00:27:18,000
I knew it!
650
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,480
Fabulous surprise.
651
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,540
It really made my night
652
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,320
because I really wanted
her to be there.
653
00:27:23,839 --> 00:27:27,301
Let's get this show
on the road!!
654
00:27:27,301 --> 00:27:29,539
Let's get stuffed.
655
00:27:29,539 --> 00:27:31,000
This is beautiful.
656
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,059
Mary!
657
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,720
To the chef!
658
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,660
Here's to a better party
and delicious food!
659
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,440
This is the hummus.
660
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,280
Hummus.
661
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,540
The Baba ganoush.
662
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,059
Mary you've gone all out.
663
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,779
Did I make the food?
664
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,180
You've been rolling leaves.
665
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:51,869
Mmmm...
666
00:27:52,502 --> 00:27:53,700
Feta cheese and some olives
with some cabbage.
667
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:54,700
Do I have to tell
the truth?
668
00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:57,799
Tabouli is my specialty
actually.
669
00:27:57,799 --> 00:28:00,520
I prepared the takeout order.
670
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,200
That was very difficult
to do.
671
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:04,140
Cheers!
672
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,000
I'm Fatima!
673
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,140
And I'm lazy Fatima!
674
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,980
I'm going in, I'm going in.
675
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,060
Thank you.
676
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,019
Your help is wonderful.
677
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,420
You guys grab a plate.
678
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,799
Come join us!
679
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:15,860
Yes come join us.
680
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:18,880
I would much rather be here
than at Mia's party.
681
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,720
Make a big wish.
682
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,759
Wish hard and wish well.
683
00:28:26,619 --> 00:28:28,599
Mia we wish you
a wonderful year.
684
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,940
Thank you everyone
for coming.
685
00:28:30,819 --> 00:28:34,460
I just can't believe
that 25 is here.
686
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,960
It's a bit crazy but I want
to thank everyone for coming
687
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,119
and I really appreciate it.
688
00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:41,780
Love you very much.
689
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:42,400
Cheers, thank you!
690
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,400
Happy birthday my love.
691
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:45,540
Love you very much.
692
00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:46,599
Thank you.
693
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:48,960
Deep down inside she
truly loves me a lot
694
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,020
and I love her.
695
00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:52,500
Kourash, we need another song.
696
00:28:54,753 --> 00:28:57,549
I love the DJ.
697
00:28:57,549 --> 00:29:00,849
There's tons of food,
tons of booze.
698
00:29:01,529 --> 00:29:02,990
Jody throws a fabulous party.
699
00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:09,990
Cheers!
700
00:29:12,759 --> 00:29:15,299
Coming up on The Real
Housewives of Vancouver:
701
00:29:16,099 --> 00:29:17,960
It ain't this person
it ain't that person,
702
00:29:18,059 --> 00:29:19,339
it ain't this person,
who's my idol?
703
00:29:19,339 --> 00:29:21,357
It's you.
704
00:29:23,659 --> 00:29:24,659
Um.
705
00:29:24,659 --> 00:29:26,120
I do have emergency vodka.
706
00:29:27,639 --> 00:29:28,639
I mean listen,
707
00:29:28,639 --> 00:29:29,639
when she brought up Mia,
708
00:29:29,639 --> 00:29:31,379
I did you know
I'm a mother bear,
709
00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:33,320
don't ever speak
of my children.
710
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,619
I agree.
711
00:29:34,619 --> 00:29:45,776
Unless she apologizes,
I'll never speak to her again.
712
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,279
So I've decided to throw
a little garden party.
713
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,560
I'm going to invite
Jody and Ronnie
714
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,040
and have them bring
their girls over
715
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,580
for this garden tea party.
716
00:29:59,849 --> 00:30:02,369
you know everybody's trying
to get everything done
717
00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:05,689
and prepared and looking nice.
718
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:11,209
Here are these like
cupcakes standing out
719
00:30:11,370 --> 00:30:13,129
and their eyes are
like popping open.
720
00:30:13,129 --> 00:30:15,309
I want it!
721
00:30:15,309 --> 00:30:16,929
They haven't had breakfast yet,
722
00:30:16,929 --> 00:30:18,449
of course they want
to eat the cupcakes!
723
00:30:19,849 --> 00:30:21,709
Oh my god cupcakes
in the morning,
724
00:30:21,849 --> 00:30:22,869
we don't do this everyday.
725
00:30:23,629 --> 00:30:24,689
So that's for sure.
726
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:26,089
Okay you guys sit down
at the table.
727
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:31,580
But um...
728
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:35,340
I knew in my mind that
if they eat those cupcakes
729
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,900
it was just gonna get crazy.
730
00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:45,900
And of course it was.
731
00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:48,970
And of course it was.
732
00:31:08,089 --> 00:31:09,089
That's the sugar.
733
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,460
I'm really excited today
734
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:24,360
because I'm going
to see Adam H
735
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,960
and we're gonna start
writing again.
736
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,960
I'm ecstatic.
737
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,980
I love being in the studio.
738
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,500
I love writing.
739
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:30,900
It's just really cathartic
740
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:33,420
and I'm really excited to get
back in and do what I do.
741
00:31:33,527 --> 00:31:35,268
Um okay so...
742
00:31:35,699 --> 00:31:37,580
I know you want to do
a song about hope--
743
00:31:38,099 --> 00:31:39,639
But not cheesy
like we talked about.
744
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,580
It's about your son right?
745
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,360
Yeah it's about--
746
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,816
it's about my son.
747
00:31:44,816 --> 00:31:46,220
It's for this charity thing
that we want to do.
748
00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:50,600
We are writing a song that is
going to support my charity
749
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:55,340
of Tuberous sclerosis, the um
disorder that my son has.
750
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,750
I just think it's a song
that probably can,
751
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,060
we need to make it so
that everyone can relate to it
752
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:01,060
in some way or another.
753
00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:05,220
Chase was diagnosed with
a rare disease or disorder
754
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:07,660
called Tuberous sclerosis
when he was six
755
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,960
causing him to have
these seizures.
756
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,380
Hope for a lost love,
757
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,360
hope for what we're
writing about--
758
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,020
It's completely different
when you write about someone
759
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,319
so close to you
and about somebody
760
00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:23,480
who's you know
had lots of struggles
761
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,880
and he's had
lots of struggles
762
00:32:25,019 --> 00:32:26,200
and I've been there
every step of the way.
763
00:32:26,599 --> 00:32:29,839
The concept-- and tell me
if you like this or not,
764
00:32:29,839 --> 00:32:30,839
but here's what the concept
could be,
765
00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:33,880
it ain't this person or that
person it ain't this person,
766
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,400
who's my idol?
767
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,400
It's you.
768
00:32:35,631 --> 00:32:36,720
Um...
769
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,019
It ain't Michael Jackson,
it ain't Neil Armstrong,
770
00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:44,980
it ain't nobody who's walked
on the moon or something.
771
00:32:45,559 --> 00:32:46,559
That's kind of cool.
772
00:32:51,196 --> 00:32:52,355
Oh that's actually the-
773
00:32:52,355 --> 00:32:59,250
Yeah.
774
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,049
I do have emergency vodka.
775
00:33:01,910 --> 00:33:02,910
Do you?
776
00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:03,910
True story.
777
00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:05,430
Emergency vodka I think
we all need one.
778
00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:06,430
You want Chardonnay?
779
00:33:06,430 --> 00:33:07,420
I like Chardonnay too.
780
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,349
I'll get some cups.
781
00:33:08,349 --> 00:33:09,349
Yeah. Thanks man.
782
00:33:09,349 --> 00:33:10,529
Wow that's awesome.
783
00:33:12,810 --> 00:33:14,810
Chuckie, call my AA sponsor
784
00:33:14,810 --> 00:33:16,430
and tell him I'm not gonna
be there today.
785
00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:18,450
Cheers.
786
00:33:18,589 --> 00:33:19,589
This is horrible.
787
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,609
This is disgusting,
drink fast.
788
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:23,609
It's drinkable.
789
00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:26,789
Had a little bit of wine,
let everything roll.
790
00:33:26,789 --> 00:33:29,793
♪ Dah, dah, dah,
dah, dah... ♪
791
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,210
Holy sh#$!
792
00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:34,772
It's you!
793
00:33:34,772 --> 00:33:35,755
♪ It's you! ♪
794
00:33:35,755 --> 00:33:36,990
It's goosebumps,
you see that?
795
00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:37,970
I got goosebumps.
796
00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:38,970
See that?
797
00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:40,690
My poetry in motion.
798
00:33:41,869 --> 00:33:43,849
Your poetry in motion!
799
00:33:43,849 --> 00:33:45,029
Oh my god!
800
00:33:45,029 --> 00:33:46,069
That is brilliant.
801
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,750
God we have to always drink
this sh#$ when we write?
802
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,549
I don't know.
803
00:33:51,549 --> 00:33:52,690
We might need more,
I'm not going to lie.
804
00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:54,530
Is this your second one?
805
00:33:54,705 --> 00:33:57,046
♪ It's you. ♪
806
00:33:57,046 --> 00:33:59,890
Sometimes it can take days
to finish a song and weeks
807
00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:02,230
so between the four of us
we just were--
808
00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:03,330
it was rolling.
809
00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:04,869
♪ It's you! ♪
810
00:34:05,330 --> 00:34:07,070
You know when you're on,
you're on.
811
00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:09,190
♪ My poetry in motion. ♪
812
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,619
I'm going to see a
hypnotherapist today.
813
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:26,119
He's going to hypnotize me.
814
00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:27,159
Hi Christina.
815
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:28,810
Nice to meet you.
816
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:29,299
You too.
817
00:34:29,299 --> 00:34:30,940
Physical bullying
you can toughen up,
818
00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,080
you can learn to stand up
for yourself,
819
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,159
but emotional bullying,
820
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,239
it's very hard to get
emotionally tough.
821
00:34:36,139 --> 00:34:39,319
When I was a kid
I was the tallest,
822
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,179
I had really, really
buck teeth,
823
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,599
I was very, very shy
824
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:48,699
and kids target
the weak one.
825
00:34:48,699 --> 00:34:50,059
So I was definitely
the weak link.
826
00:34:50,059 --> 00:34:52,920
I was the wounded gazelle.
827
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:56,960
I had head gear
so like full on
828
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,779
like scaffolding head gear
and I had to wear it to school.
829
00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:04,620
God forbid there's
a gym class
830
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:06,980
and you have to be chosen
to be on someone's team.
831
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,380
It's always embarrassing to be
the one that no one wants.
832
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,679
You're made fun of constantly
833
00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:14,639
and constantly have the chair
834
00:35:14,639 --> 00:35:16,080
being pulled out
from you at school.
835
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,600
I actually was home
schooled eventually
836
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,739
because it got really bad.
837
00:35:22,099 --> 00:35:23,299
It made me grow up
very fast.
838
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:25,518
Made me grow up
very fast.
839
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,620
What I can help you with
if you're open to
840
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:30,779
is to increase that positive
self-communication
841
00:35:30,779 --> 00:35:35,600
and help you release
what those mental
blocks and fears are,
842
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,480
especially on a
subconscious level.
843
00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:39,239
Would you be willing
to try that?
844
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:40,000
I would, yes.
845
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,759
Okay, great.
846
00:35:40,759 --> 00:35:42,018
Well why don't we go
right into it then.
847
00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:42,540
Okay.
848
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:43,739
Let's have you
stretch out.
849
00:35:43,739 --> 00:35:45,339
Make you as comfortable
as you can.
850
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,480
I'm not sure where he's going
with this.
851
00:35:47,639 --> 00:35:49,839
Attention to the breath,
into the belly...
852
00:35:50,279 --> 00:35:51,740
I'm laying on the couch,
853
00:35:52,419 --> 00:35:54,299
which just seems
like it's out of a movie.
854
00:35:54,299 --> 00:35:55,579
Exhale.
855
00:35:55,579 --> 00:35:57,739
That's it and let
all the air out.
856
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:01,180
Is he like going to get
really deep into my psyche
857
00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:02,940
and make me say things
I don't want to say?
858
00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:05,960
I want you to imagine as
if you're about to go down
859
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,480
a beautiful flight
of stairs.
860
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:10,400
I have a huge fear of
falling down stairs.
861
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,040
Okay.
862
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:11,960
Huge fear!
863
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,319
How's the elevatorfor you?
864
00:36:14,319 --> 00:36:16,579
I don't want to tell him
that I have claustrophobia.
865
00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:20,599
Elevator doors are closing
and you feel relaxed.
866
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,839
I imagined it was
a gentle hill.
867
00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:26,839
And now that your
body and mind
are feeling relaxed,
868
00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,400
I want you to take a moment
to visualize and imagine
869
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:35,600
as if there is a light,
soothing balancing light--
870
00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,920
I'm thinking am I
really dreaming or is it--
871
00:36:39,019 --> 00:36:40,380
it's kind of bizarre.
872
00:36:41,359 --> 00:36:42,580
This light surrounds you,
873
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,840
enfolds you
and protects you.
874
00:36:46,019 --> 00:36:49,480
Only that which is positive
shall enter past this light.
875
00:36:50,359 --> 00:36:52,680
I'm actually becoming
quite relaxed
876
00:36:52,859 --> 00:36:55,230
and I think I understand it--
877
00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:56,230
it's working.
878
00:36:57,060 --> 00:37:00,200
Now in a moment I'm going
to begin to bring you back
879
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,380
to waking consciousness.
880
00:37:02,539 --> 00:37:04,579
3, 4, and 5.
881
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:07,340
Eyes open wide awake,
fully alert.
882
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,640
Oh.
883
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,040
That was so nice.
884
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,920
I wake up and I feel great.
885
00:37:15,159 --> 00:37:16,579
For the mind and body
are now working together
886
00:37:16,579 --> 00:37:18,079
instead of going
all over the place.
887
00:37:18,079 --> 00:37:18,520
Right.
888
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,960
There are always
going to be bullies
889
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,359
but it's just how
we cope with it.
890
00:37:22,359 --> 00:37:23,120
All the best.
891
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:23,799
Thank you.
892
00:37:23,799 --> 00:37:24,799
Bye, bye!
893
00:37:26,759 --> 00:37:28,319
I-- I need this right now.
894
00:37:28,319 --> 00:37:35,319
Oh my god!
895
00:37:36,549 --> 00:37:37,549
Hi Hannah!
896
00:37:38,370 --> 00:37:41,990
You know I think it's really
special that Jody and I
897
00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:44,129
and Ronnie all have
little girls.
898
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:45,189
Ronnie!
899
00:37:45,189 --> 00:37:46,269
Hi sweetheart.
900
00:37:46,469 --> 00:37:47,469
How are you?
901
00:37:47,469 --> 00:37:48,210
Good, thank you.
902
00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,330
Good to see you.
903
00:37:50,010 --> 00:37:52,250
I just thought it would
be nice to reach out
904
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:54,470
and you know get our girls
to get together
905
00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:55,470
and get to know one another.
906
00:37:55,889 --> 00:37:57,250
Hi friend.
907
00:37:58,309 --> 00:37:59,869
That's the cutest thing
I've ever seen honey.
908
00:37:59,869 --> 00:38:00,969
She's really welcoming.
909
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:04,890
There's flowers and we
got a fairy to come in
910
00:38:04,890 --> 00:38:06,730
and paint faces.
911
00:38:09,769 --> 00:38:11,069
She's like her mother.
912
00:38:11,929 --> 00:38:13,529
Very nice to meet you.
913
00:38:13,529 --> 00:38:14,829
Nice to meet you
too, Ronnie.
914
00:38:14,829 --> 00:38:16,710
The girls could go swimming,
915
00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:19,629
it's just all about having fun.
916
00:38:22,949 --> 00:38:24,449
Good job Charlie!
917
00:38:24,449 --> 00:38:26,469
That's great do it again!
918
00:38:27,649 --> 00:38:29,629
Ronnie have you had a chance
to speak with Mary?
919
00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:31,349
No.
920
00:38:31,349 --> 00:38:34,029
Oh you haven't at all?
921
00:38:34,029 --> 00:38:34,890
No.
922
00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:37,730
So Mary and Ronnie are in
the middle of this text war.
923
00:38:38,210 --> 00:38:39,629
No I'm not fond of
Christina anymore.
924
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:42,489
I met her, we chatted
and I'm not fond of her.
925
00:38:42,789 --> 00:38:45,689
Jody and Christina had
this huge falling out.
926
00:38:46,349 --> 00:38:48,049
I mean listen,
when she brought up Mia
927
00:38:48,169 --> 00:38:49,849
you know I'm a mother bear,
928
00:38:50,069 --> 00:38:51,710
don't ever speak
of my children.
929
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,060
I agree.
930
00:38:53,210 --> 00:38:56,049
Unless she apologizes
for her bad language
931
00:38:56,049 --> 00:38:57,399
and her horrendous misbehavior,
932
00:38:57,399 --> 00:38:58,609
I'll never speak to her again.
933
00:38:59,049 --> 00:39:01,049
Gosh I wonder if she's probably
pissed at me
934
00:39:01,049 --> 00:39:02,390
that I sent the pictures
but you know
935
00:39:02,390 --> 00:39:03,990
if you don't want
pictures taken,
936
00:39:04,089 --> 00:39:05,310
don't parade around
like that.
937
00:39:05,489 --> 00:39:06,489
Did you take pictures?
938
00:39:06,489 --> 00:39:07,410
I did.
939
00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:10,290
It seems like I'm the only one
getting along with everyone.
940
00:39:12,449 --> 00:39:13,449
Switzerland.
941
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:15,890
You know not everybody
gets along
942
00:39:15,990 --> 00:39:17,330
but you have to be civil
you know?
943
00:39:18,049 --> 00:39:20,210
If someone wants to rectify
a situation,
944
00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:23,189
if there needs to be apologies,
then um great.
945
00:39:23,850 --> 00:39:25,129
Let's have some apologies.
946
00:39:25,410 --> 00:39:28,549
So I suggest dinner
at Coast, all of us,
947
00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:30,250
so we can get over it.
948
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:33,049
Just to make sure there's
gonna be some peace going on.
949
00:39:33,230 --> 00:39:34,269
People do make mistakes.
950
00:39:34,590 --> 00:39:35,140
Yes.
951
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,140
Yes I agree.
952
00:39:36,429 --> 00:39:39,029
It's time for all of these
ladies to get together
953
00:39:39,029 --> 00:39:40,489
and smoke the peace pipe.
954
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:44,549
Coming up on The Real
Housewives of Vancouver:
955
00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:46,669
I love your necklace.
956
00:39:47,089 --> 00:39:48,869
It's going to be Christina's
chastity belt.
957
00:39:49,569 --> 00:39:52,769
Jody is sizing up Christina
for round 2 of their fight.
958
00:39:53,069 --> 00:39:54,449
I'm opinionated,
not bossy.
959
00:39:54,669 --> 00:39:55,929
There's definitely tension.
960
00:39:55,929 --> 00:39:58,791
I just want a day like
totally by myself
961
00:39:58,791 --> 00:40:00,609
where I don't get
anything done--
962
00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:02,469
But that's what you do
everyday is nothing, no?
963
00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:19,449
Jesus Christ.
964
00:40:19,449 --> 00:40:21,330
We're all getting together
at Coast
965
00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:25,009
so all the ladies can put this
petty bickering to rest.
966
00:40:25,009 --> 00:40:25,717
Christina/Jody.
967
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:27,824
Jody/Mary.
968
00:40:27,824 --> 00:40:33,250
Ronnie/Mary.
969
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:37,009
I don't know is there somebody
I'm leaving out here?
970
00:40:37,009 --> 00:40:39,769
I'm the first to arrive,
Jody next.
971
00:40:39,769 --> 00:40:41,306
Hello Reiko.
972
00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:42,712
How are you darling?
973
00:40:42,712 --> 00:40:43,712
I'm good, how are you?
974
00:40:43,986 --> 00:40:45,789
I'm well thank you.
975
00:40:45,789 --> 00:40:46,949
Then Christina.
976
00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:52,809
I'm very nervous
about seeing Jody.
977
00:40:52,809 --> 00:40:53,812
HI ladies.
978
00:40:53,812 --> 00:40:56,289
Hi Christina.
979
00:40:56,289 --> 00:40:58,230
But I can't back down.
980
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:01,900
Then Ronnie.
981
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,665
Hi honey how are you?
982
00:41:03,665 --> 00:41:05,800
Excellent, how are you.
983
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,319
I'm just hoping
for the best.
984
00:41:07,319 --> 00:41:10,720
I'm hoping everyone can get
along and have a drink
985
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:13,820
and cheers and maybe
put things behind.
986
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,400
I've got Mary here.
987
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:20,900
Hi.
988
00:41:21,699 --> 00:41:24,760
Then I get a phone call
from Mary saying
989
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,179
that she will not be able
to make it this evening.
990
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,900
My heart sinks a little
at that.
991
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:31,739
New best friends.
992
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,960
Hang on--
993
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,000
Hey Mary.
994
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,599
Mary how you doing?
995
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,040
Now you're calling Christina,
996
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,200
have I been replaced?
997
00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:42,900
I've been replaced,
998
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,480
I'll give you back
to Christina.
999
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,840
Hi.
1000
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,920
It was like, 'Ronnie,
I'm calling Christina,'
1001
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:51,240
and I kind of just went...
1002
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,440
so Mary.
1003
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,360
That girl needs to get laid.
1004
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,020
So the Ronnie and Mary
issue is obviously
1005
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,760
not getting resolved tonight.
1006
00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:04,100
So what have you been
up to?
1007
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:08,120
I don't know I just need a day
like totally by myself
1008
00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:09,960
without getting
anything done.
1009
00:42:10,139 --> 00:42:11,900
Well that's what you do
every day is nothing, no?
1010
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
No.
1011
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,019
No, it's not.
1012
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,159
Jody is sizing up Christina
for round 2 of their fight.
1013
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,900
I love your necklace.
1014
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,280
Thank you love.
1015
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,059
It's going to be
Christina's chastity belt.
1016
00:42:26,099 --> 00:42:27,500
There's definite tension.
1017
00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:31,800
It's uncomfortable
and it's sort of like
1018
00:42:32,919 --> 00:42:34,720
hmm okay well what are
we gonna talk about.
1019
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,460
Christina can I ask you
a question?
1020
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,460
And here we go.
1021
00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:48,019
I haven't seen you since
the horrendous altercation,
1022
00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:50,219
you come in and you pretend
like nothing has happened,
1023
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:51,500
the last time I saw you--
1024
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,280
you were shouting
profanities at me.
1025
00:42:53,399 --> 00:42:54,960
I hate your #@%@ing
slippers by the way.
1026
00:42:56,179 --> 00:42:57,419
You have to acknowledge it.
1027
00:42:58,259 --> 00:43:00,059
In a polite manner you have
to acknowledge it.
1028
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:01,540
We don't get along.
1029
00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:02,740
I agree on that.
1030
00:43:02,939 --> 00:43:07,869
Um you said how stupid
I am and idiotic.
1031
00:43:07,869 --> 00:43:08,870
So we both said--
1032
00:43:09,438 --> 00:43:10,438
That's because you called
my daughter dumb, darling--
1033
00:43:13,361 --> 00:43:14,361
And you put me down
and you--
1034
00:43:14,361 --> 00:43:15,124
You unfortunately Christina
don't have kids yet.
1035
00:43:15,124 --> 00:43:16,230
I don't even want to--
1036
00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:18,010
really, really
I'm not in the mood.
1037
00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:20,190
Well I'm sorry.
1038
00:43:20,310 --> 00:43:21,310
I think it's--
1039
00:43:21,310 --> 00:43:22,170
You're not.
1040
00:43:22,170 --> 00:43:23,890
Why would you bring up
Mia when we--
1041
00:43:23,890 --> 00:43:24,950
we were having
a conversation?
1042
00:43:25,210 --> 00:43:26,839
You are bringing her up
right now so I'm just--
1043
00:43:26,839 --> 00:43:28,250
I want to get to
the bottom of it
1044
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:31,230
so that we can have sort
of some clarity on it.
1045
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,167
I think that's fair
and it's mature
1046
00:43:35,167 --> 00:43:37,640
and it's ladylike.
1047
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:44,138
Jesus Christ.
1048
00:43:44,138 --> 00:43:45,899
You know you have
bossiness inside and--
1049
00:43:45,899 --> 00:43:48,960
I'm opinionated,
I'm not bossy.
1050
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,039
I don't boss you around.
1051
00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:51,160
I don't tell you
what to wear,
1052
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,300
where to go, who to see,
what to do.
1053
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,700
I don't want this
to continue.
1054
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:55,840
I've just had enough.
1055
00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:57,060
She's my daughter.
1056
00:43:57,060 --> 00:43:58,879
No matter how you
feel about her
1057
00:43:58,879 --> 00:44:00,209
and judge her
that's personal.
1058
00:44:00,209 --> 00:44:01,300
but you can't tell that
to a mother.
1059
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:03,260
I want to get through
this evening.
1060
00:44:03,679 --> 00:44:04,860
So I take the high road.
1061
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:08,480
I agree and I'm sorry.
1062
00:44:10,039 --> 00:44:11,039
Thank you.
1063
00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:12,039
That's all.
1064
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,200
So now I'm happy.
1065
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,240
Cheers.
1066
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,039
Was kind of almost
like suddenly like
1067
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:23,099
phew this dark cloud
had been lifted.
1068
00:44:23,099 --> 00:44:26,380
Jesus.
1069
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:29,240
I like that she had a little
bit of self-defense
1070
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,160
and that she finally stuck up
for herself for once.
1071
00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:34,440
She said sorry, how can
I dislike her?
1072
00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:37,240
I think there's even just
being in this situation
1073
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:39,019
in this room would've
upset me a great deal,
1074
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,140
but now I'm much
better equipped
1075
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:43,460
to take on Jody
and her insults.
1076
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,340
I got there in
bedroom slippers
1077
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:46,880
looking pretty much
like a loser.
1078
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,320
And I screamed at you
that I hated your slippers,
1079
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,540
meanwhile I was just jealous
1080
00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:52,960
because I walked and
I'm in super high heels
1081
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:58,180
and I'm like, '@#$# you and your
comfy Prada wear slippers,'.
1082
00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:00,180
Oh my god the truth
comes out!
1083
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,320
She hated you and your
comfy slippers.
1084
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,039
Oh my god.
1085
00:45:04,039 --> 00:45:05,619
I have a soft spot
for Christina.
1086
00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:06,980
I really do.
1087
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,420
Anyone that apologizes,
1088
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,039
I have great respect for that.
1089
00:45:12,699 --> 00:45:15,599
I think we've called
a truce.
1090
00:45:17,019 --> 00:45:18,980
I don't see it lasting long.
1091
00:45:19,399 --> 00:45:20,399
I'm optimistic,
1092
00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:22,560
but I'm also realistic.
1093
00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:28,969
Next time on The Real
Housewives of Vancouver:
1094
00:45:30,889 --> 00:45:32,849
I've done a few photo shoots
in my time.
1095
00:45:32,849 --> 00:45:36,150
In my time!
1096
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:39,430
Every neighbor I've
met of Mary's is attractive
1097
00:45:39,590 --> 00:45:40,690
but he's young.
1098
00:45:42,010 --> 00:45:45,170
Mary and Christina
should not mistake
1099
00:45:45,550 --> 00:45:47,730
my kindness for weakness.
1100
00:45:47,730 --> 00:45:49,435
'Your life is so pathetic'...
1101
00:45:50,910 --> 00:45:52,170
Can I ask you a question?
1102
00:45:52,170 --> 00:45:53,230
Yes.
1103
00:45:53,230 --> 00:45:55,550
Why didn't you come
to my tennis--
1104
00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:57,309
Because I would prefer
to be with Mary.
1105
00:45:57,309 --> 00:45:58,990
@#$# yourself.
1106
00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,110
You are not welcome here.
1107
00:46:00,110 --> 00:46:00,641
Goodbye.
1108
00:46:00,641 --> 00:46:01,270
Delusional.
1109
00:46:01,270 --> 00:46:02,270
No you are!
1110
00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:03,630
Christina let's go.
1111
00:46:04,730 --> 00:46:05,730
This what I really hate.
1112
00:46:06,403 --> 00:46:08,805
Oh my god stop acting
like a child.
1113
00:46:08,805 --> 00:46:10,005
Get out of the elevator.
1114
00:46:10,005 --> 00:46:11,550
Goodbye!
1115
00:46:11,550 --> 00:46:12,550
She's crazy.
1116
00:46:13,829 --> 00:46:15,490
She's crazy and
she is a sick lady.
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