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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,140 --> 00:00:04,500 Previously on The Real Housewives of Vancouver 2 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:09,410 You know people are so easy to judge others 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,190 but you gotta kind of walk in their shoes. 4 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:14,210 You're always allowing everyone to walk on you. 5 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:15,140 I don't ever let anyone walk on me. 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,457 Go for therapy. 7 00:00:16,457 --> 00:00:18,589 She's so mean to her. 8 00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:22,329 I'm appalled at Jody's behavior and I'm quite upset 9 00:00:22,329 --> 00:00:23,790 that Ronnie hasn't defended Mary, 10 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:25,390 maybe they're not as close as I thought? 11 00:00:25,390 --> 00:00:26,390 Are you sleeping with him? 12 00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:28,210 You know I won't judge you. 13 00:00:28,648 --> 00:00:29,604 I promise. 14 00:00:29,604 --> 00:00:30,604 Yeah we have. 15 00:00:30,736 --> 00:00:31,736 You know that's like the worst thing, 16 00:00:31,736 --> 00:00:32,736 like now you're 'the other woman'. 17 00:00:32,736 --> 00:00:33,989 You're the 'other woman'. 18 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:36,590 The air here's so fresh. 19 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:37,216 I'm not used to it. 20 00:00:37,216 --> 00:00:39,061 Fresh air? 21 00:00:39,061 --> 00:00:41,149 You don't get out of the bedroom much Christina? 22 00:00:41,149 --> 00:00:45,110 I find Jody looks over at me just with blatant disapproval. 23 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:47,030 We'll do 5 'Trophy Wives' please. 24 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:49,150 I may look like a trophy wife, 25 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,670 but unfortunately, I'm not that girl. 26 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,360 At this stage in my life, 27 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:58,160 I can afford to say it like it is 28 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,840 and look good doing it. 29 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,049 I live life in the fast lane, 30 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:05,968 catch me if you can! 31 00:01:08,049 --> 00:01:10,530 I traded being a singer to be a mom 32 00:01:10,709 --> 00:01:12,909 and I'm ready to step back into the spotlight. 33 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:19,620 Every queen needs an empire and I built mine from scratch! 34 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:25,369 Vancouver's a gold mine and I love to go digging. 35 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,900 So my birthday is this week. 36 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:46,859 I'm turning 30, which is why I'm feeling apprehensive. 37 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,320 I've just given it all to Marika to plan. 38 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:55,083 Hi! 39 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:57,376 I'm gonna make it so special. 40 00:01:57,376 --> 00:01:59,661 Nice wine outside, nice day, let's go to the deck... 41 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,343 Marika is my bodyguard, publicist, 42 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,580 my mother, my sister, 43 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,720 You really want Marika in your corner. 44 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,840 Would you like a glass of Rose? 45 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,537 I'd love one. 46 00:02:08,537 --> 00:02:09,280 You're gonna enjoy this. 47 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,280 You know me so well sweetie. 48 00:02:10,621 --> 00:02:11,621 Cin cin! 49 00:02:12,039 --> 00:02:14,020 At this point I'm not looking forward to my birthday. 50 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:17,900 It's a big milestone day but I just want to be left alone. 51 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,140 So who's coming? 52 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,900 Well, I want to just cover off your guest list. 53 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:25,116 So we're gonna have to call casting agencies 54 00:02:25,116 --> 00:02:28,287 to have people come and pretend they like me as their friend. 55 00:02:28,287 --> 00:02:30,460 Oh for heaven's sakes, it's not even an issue. 56 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:33,520 I just really want you to be happy, so you need to tell me, 57 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,780 is there anything special that you would like? 58 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,640 I'm a little bit concerned about-- 59 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:38,960 Is Jody coming? 60 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:41,080 Um yes she's going to be coming. 61 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,260 Is that going to be a problem? 62 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:43,260 No of course not! 63 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,240 I want her to come. 64 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Of course! 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,380 There are people on the guest list 66 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:49,120 that don't have my best wishes at heart 67 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,340 and it makes me uncomfortable. 68 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:55,140 Jody actually told Marika to not hold my birthday party. 69 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,699 She said 'don't open up your home to her' is that true? 70 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,200 Well you know... 71 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,520 She goes 'I can't believe that you're opening up your home 72 00:03:03,529 --> 00:03:04,206 and you're having a party for Christina,' 73 00:03:04,206 --> 00:03:05,014 I went-- 74 00:03:05,014 --> 00:03:05,700 I mean what is the problem with me? 75 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,620 That's what I want to know. 76 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,960 I just think clearly that she just is maybe not going 77 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,120 to be the center of attention. 78 00:03:11,219 --> 00:03:12,600 She makes me feel inferior. 79 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,500 I think that people judge me. 80 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,080 I'm very sensitive to that. 81 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,580 I think all of us are insecure on some level. 82 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,980 Your relationship with her, I didn't know it was strained. 83 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,500 She was very mean to me in Whistler. 84 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:28,540 She basically called me a slut and Mary an idiot. 85 00:03:29,739 --> 00:03:31,100 Jody scares me. 86 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,360 She's a bully. 87 00:03:32,699 --> 00:03:33,960 Look, what should I do? 88 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:35,900 I uh... 89 00:03:37,079 --> 00:03:38,780 Actually, bring-bring everyone. 90 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:40,320 Let's have everyone get along. 91 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:40,680 Really? 92 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,300 Yes! 93 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,160 Game on. 94 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:42,980 Okay great. 95 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:44,799 I actually want to make things better with Jody, 96 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:47,380 and Marika being such a great friend 97 00:03:47,939 --> 00:03:49,200 outweighed how nervous I am, 98 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,280 but I would rather not have a party. 99 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,580 Don't worry about thing. 100 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,860 Don't stress about at thing, just enjoy. 101 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,020 Bye darling! 102 00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:04,020 You're gorgeous. 103 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:14,400 Today we're going to J-Brand, 104 00:04:14,739 --> 00:04:17,640 Reiko's coming, of course my sidekick my precious daughter 105 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,540 is coming too. 106 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:20,639 I want to find something for my store. 107 00:04:20,639 --> 00:04:23,160 Jody! 108 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,160 We're here! 109 00:04:25,879 --> 00:04:27,420 Come on in ladies. 110 00:04:27,659 --> 00:04:29,980 Fred Atkins runs the J-Brand in Vancouver. 111 00:04:30,219 --> 00:04:31,319 Fred's a great guy. 112 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:33,540 I could serve ya a vodka drink if you need. 113 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:34,680 Uh oh! 114 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,440 He always has a bowl of chocolate there for me, 115 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,460 a bottle of vodka and an espresso machine. 116 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:40,040 All what a good girl needs. 117 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,699 It's so nice to have you in the showroom. 118 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:42,560 We're excited. 119 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,860 So the whole thing that's happening right now is color, 120 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 why don't you come over here for one second 121 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,219 and I'll show you what's happening. 122 00:04:47,659 --> 00:04:50,779 This is the most sought after denim in North America 123 00:04:50,779 --> 00:04:52,180 and probably the world at the moment. 124 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,379 That green's hot. 125 00:04:53,379 --> 00:04:54,900 The green is super nice, it's also new. 126 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,940 We love it, it's a big product that we carry at our store. 127 00:04:58,180 --> 00:05:00,600 Looking at this in the topaz and there it is in navy. 128 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,759 I would love an exclusivematte. 129 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 We can do that. 130 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,459 This is gonna be amazing, a boa print, 131 00:05:06,459 --> 00:05:07,439 it just came out. 132 00:05:07,439 --> 00:05:08,439 Selling for what, $895? 133 00:05:08,939 --> 00:05:09,939 $1,100. 134 00:05:09,939 --> 00:05:10,691 Oh! 135 00:05:10,691 --> 00:05:12,860 Yeah. 136 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:16,800 My eyes are really focused on those brown ones right there. 137 00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:18,199 Holy cow! 138 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,659 Reiko's a great supporter to J-Brand 139 00:05:20,919 --> 00:05:23,400 and I wanted her to see how it all works. 140 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,759 Beautiful, that is so cute. 141 00:05:24,939 --> 00:05:26,680 The ta-tas are a bit big for it sweet cheeks. 142 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,639 I don't they quite- 143 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:32,620 God you could feed a barnyard! 144 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:35,100 Jody! 145 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,620 I was trying to put on that jacket which was totally hot 146 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,860 and yeah it didn't fit! 147 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:39,959 It wouldn't button up. 148 00:05:40,199 --> 00:05:42,740 Um it's very cute, but probably it won't close. 149 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,060 It's not meant to though. 150 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:44,419 Really? 151 00:05:44,419 --> 00:05:45,400 It won't close? 152 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,380 Why? 153 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,380 Try harder. 154 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,100 Jody have you seen your boobs? 155 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:50,199 They're huge! 156 00:05:50,319 --> 00:05:51,740 They could feed the city of Vancouver! 157 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,940 So I have a fit model today, so we can see anything on 158 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:56,560 that you wanted to see. 159 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,139 I'm gonna ask Janessa to come down right now, 160 00:05:58,343 --> 00:05:59,217 Janessa? 161 00:05:59,217 --> 00:05:59,699 Those are really cute. 162 00:05:59,699 --> 00:06:00,699 Really cute. 163 00:06:01,939 --> 00:06:02,939 Good model. 164 00:06:02,939 --> 00:06:03,780 Yeah we'll take those. 165 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,740 The model is so hot I cannot believe my eyes. 166 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,680 Oh mini Mick Jagger, how cute. 167 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,800 She comes out in like a 24 jean, 168 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,300 she is so tiny, 169 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,740 but I think she's hungry, I felt so sorry for her. 170 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:16,539 Are you hungry? 171 00:06:16,539 --> 00:06:17,419 Do you need to eat? 172 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,200 Oy vey! 173 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:18,779 Eat something. 174 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:19,779 I think you're starving. 175 00:06:21,395 --> 00:06:23,819 God, your bums the size of a tea cup. 176 00:06:23,819 --> 00:06:24,819 Where's those nuts? 177 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,220 She was great, it was fun. 178 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,220 Her body's so good that everything looks good. 179 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,734 Yeah. 180 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:30,039 We're gonna get them to the store and I'm gonna be like, 181 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:32,619 'I don't remember them looking like this on me!'. 182 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:35,019 Mia and I work together, we go to New York together, 183 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,640 we go to Paris together, she does a lot of the buying 184 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,439 for me in Italy. 185 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:39,439 If I don't take the brown one, it'll be as cute in a flair. 186 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:41,639 You'll look like a Hanukkah shrub Mia. 187 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:44,970 She really gets my humor. 188 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:48,879 We always have fun when we're doing business. 189 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:53,120 She's like my sidekick, 190 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,120 she's like a little mini me. 191 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,460 Little lazier than me, but definitely a mini me. 192 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:57,460 Have a good dinner Freddie! 193 00:06:57,746 --> 00:07:00,319 You too. 194 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:01,539 Okay talk to you soon. 195 00:07:01,539 --> 00:07:02,720 Bye. 196 00:07:17,699 --> 00:07:20,800 Today I'm taking our boat to Granville Island to meet Mary. 197 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:21,959 Hi honey! 198 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,560 It's so good to see you. 199 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,779 Mary wants to talk about what happened at Whistler. 200 00:07:27,879 --> 00:07:28,879 Okay have fun guys. 201 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:30,379 So cute. 202 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:35,800 Well I kind of felt that Jody was out of order. 203 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:37,080 I agree. 204 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,760 I find her to be really abrasive 205 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,659 and I'm kind of getting a bit of a foreshadowing 206 00:07:41,659 --> 00:07:42,659 of what's to come. 207 00:07:42,659 --> 00:07:44,039 Maybe she was having a bad weekend 208 00:07:44,039 --> 00:07:45,880 or a bad day or something. 209 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,419 I think that she's fine. 210 00:07:47,659 --> 00:07:48,659 Don't worry about it. 211 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,980 Jody was pretty mean to me and Ronnie didn't seem 212 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:54,259 to pipe up much about it. 213 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,360 Just let it roll. 214 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,360 Who cares? 215 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:56,919 Yeah. 216 00:07:56,919 --> 00:07:57,919 Ignore her. 217 00:07:58,272 --> 00:07:59,272 Yeah. 218 00:07:59,697 --> 00:08:00,697 Maybe she'll lighten up, I don't know, 219 00:08:01,478 --> 00:08:02,939 but honestly I was hoping you might say something to her. 220 00:08:02,939 --> 00:08:04,960 You know the reason I didn't 221 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,800 is because I wanted you to hear it. 222 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:12,560 I think that Mary comes to me for a lot of things. 223 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,680 I feel like I nurture Mary a lot. 224 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,720 As much as I appreciate her honesty, 225 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:19,500 I was hurt because I feel that good friends 226 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,740 should be supportive of each other. 227 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,339 I have told you 450,000 times what I think you should do, 228 00:08:24,339 --> 00:08:26,580 what I think you shouldn't do and you keep doing 229 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:28,560 exactly what I tell you not to do. 230 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:33,939 Maybe by you hearing this from somebody else, maybe... 231 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,110 it might sink in a little bit. 232 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,110 Yeah, but her method-- 233 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:39,120 just the way she said what she said. 234 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:41,539 Mary, you have to have morals for yourself. 235 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:42,940 Jody I have really high morals. 236 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,900 But you allow these men into your life 237 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:45,720 that don't respect you. 238 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,840 That's not my morals though right? 239 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:47,319 Yes it is. 240 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,340 It's about your values. 241 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,779 Well what will you do if she does that again? 242 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:53,959 Well then I'm going to have to say something to her 243 00:08:53,959 --> 00:08:56,120 and in a not so nice way I guess. 244 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,879 Are you nervous to see her again? 245 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:00,879 Not nervous, no. 246 00:09:01,939 --> 00:09:05,000 I just-- I just don't care to be in her presence. 247 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,440 Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver: 248 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:13,740 Why is she cross with you? 249 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,559 Sometimes you can offend people-- 250 00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:16,659 She called you an idiot. 251 00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:18,159 She did actually say that?! 252 00:09:19,165 --> 00:09:35,643 Don't buy hand bags, go see a shrink. 253 00:09:36,188 --> 00:09:37,310 Hello! 254 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,360 Hi there. 255 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:44,940 I just got a new puppy and am so excited to go buy him 256 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:47,340 a ton of new things because I have no puppy things. 257 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,240 How's the new puppy? 258 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,240 This is George. 259 00:09:49,837 --> 00:09:50,837 Oh my god, he's beautiful. 260 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:53,720 Thank you, I just got him two days ago. 261 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,659 I'm really happy that she has a new puppy. 262 00:09:55,659 --> 00:09:57,200 She needs something to love. 263 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,840 Look at George! 264 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,259 Look at his little tail, see how it wagged? 265 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,020 George is so sweet, he's tiny 266 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,080 and I'm not usually into small dogs, 267 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,000 I would be afraid of stepping on him 268 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,120 or rolling over onto him, but he suits Mary. 269 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:12,720 Baby? 270 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,200 Where are you? 271 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:16,340 He really, really suits Mary. 272 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,600 So I'm looking around and there are just 273 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,779 oodles and oodles of things. 274 00:10:20,779 --> 00:10:23,759 Peanut butter, cheddar cheese, they're both delicious. 275 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:25,040 I'm partial to peanut butter. 276 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,960 Rock star, you're a rock star. 277 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,600 These ones are pleather, these ones are more 278 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,136 for bigger dogs. 279 00:10:29,136 --> 00:10:29,860 Oh my god! 280 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:32,080 So I see these t-shirts over in the corner-- 281 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,560 Oh my god! 282 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,160 and they say quite inappropriate things. 283 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,160 Bone me? 284 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,340 Are these big sellers? 285 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,340 Oh my god. 286 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,360 My favorite is this one. 287 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,360 Oh yeah, 'I like it on all fours'. 288 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,259 I like it on all--? 289 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,550 Next thing I know, one of the girls who works there 290 00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:48,460 has put a T-shirt on Napoleon. 291 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:49,790 Napoleon! 292 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:50,711 Look at what Napoleon'swearing. 293 00:10:50,711 --> 00:10:51,940 That's awesome! 294 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:54,360 So Napoleon is trotting around the store 295 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,159 in a t-shirt that says, 'I love pussy'. 296 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,040 Oh my god. 297 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,540 Look at you! 298 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,500 Don't you wear that in front of George, he's too young. 299 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,029 They have these beautiful dog collars 300 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:10,450 and leashes and it's like jewelry. 301 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,350 I'd pay a lot of money at Chanel for pearls like this. 302 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:17,870 So I bought Napoleon a beautiful teal blue dog collar. 303 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:20,450 Really lovely on you Napoleon. 304 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:21,809 That would make a nice bracelet. 305 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:23,669 I keep looking at things for myself. 306 00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:25,490 Napoleon what are you doing to Mr.Pickles? 307 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:29,629 So Napoleon's getting into a problem with Mr.Pickles. 308 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:35,549 So Mary buys a purse, dog carrier type thing. 309 00:11:35,549 --> 00:11:36,610 Look he's gonna stick his head out! 310 00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:38,209 Perfect. 311 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:39,390 Christina, what do you think? 312 00:11:39,649 --> 00:11:40,649 Love it. 313 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:42,970 Look forward to seeing you again. 314 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,409 Thank you very much. 315 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:46,490 $800 later I'm thinking, 316 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:47,670 'Wow, I probably should've went 317 00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:48,570 for the ''I heart pussy'' t-shirt'. 318 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,590 After J-Brand, Jody, Mia and I go down the street 319 00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:03,610 for a patio lunch. 320 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:04,610 Thank you. 321 00:12:04,809 --> 00:12:07,909 Right away, the conversation turns to the Whistler trip. 322 00:12:08,309 --> 00:12:10,789 Apparently, Mary is still unhappy with Jody. 323 00:12:11,289 --> 00:12:12,289 What's going on? 324 00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:13,730 Mary said something bad about you? 325 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:15,529 I don't really know anything about Mary, Mia. 326 00:12:15,529 --> 00:12:16,590 Why is she cross with you? 327 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,549 She's cross with me because I have an opinion 328 00:12:18,549 --> 00:12:20,390 that y'know she's young and she's talented 329 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:22,490 and she should spend more time on her inner self 330 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:23,490 than her outer self- 331 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,929 I don't think there's anything to be cross about that with. 332 00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:29,149 No I know but y'know sometimes you can offend people- 333 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:31,269 Y'know stop buying stuff. 334 00:12:31,409 --> 00:12:33,889 Stop putting botox and sh#$ into your face, 335 00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:36,149 start looking after yourself internally. 336 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:39,750 Don't buy shoes, don't buy hand bags, go see a shrink. 337 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,410 She took it offensively and now she's a bit cross with me too. 338 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:43,930 She is gonna start to get busy. 339 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,710 She's gonna study for her medical degree. 340 00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:47,629 She's studying for her medical degree, like you did? 341 00:12:47,629 --> 00:12:48,629 Uh no. 342 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,770 I think she's doing it online. 343 00:12:50,109 --> 00:12:50,790 Pardon me? 344 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:53,170 She's doing her medical degree online. 345 00:12:53,309 --> 00:12:54,809 Her medical degree online? 346 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:58,570 I don't know much about the online medical school field, 347 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,190 I know that I got my philosophy degree 348 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,250 sitting in a classroom. 349 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:04,110 I want to do my medical degree online 350 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,110 if that's possible! 351 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:06,490 I found that fascinating 352 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:09,370 because if she gets to get her GP online, 353 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,670 I'm going to become a proctologist... 354 00:13:12,069 --> 00:13:13,069 maybe a surgeon. 355 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:17,110 I can't believe it's going to be Christina's 30th birthday. 356 00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:18,150 Exciting. 357 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:18,950 30. 358 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:19,850 The dirty 30's. 359 00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,509 Have you heard from Marika anything about Friday? 360 00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:23,009 Like it's a sit-down dinner or-? 361 00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:24,149 No I don't think it's a sit down- 362 00:13:24,149 --> 00:13:25,450 she's a true hostess, 363 00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:28,490 she knows it's about giggles and- 364 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:29,930 To music, loud music. 365 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,370 bobbles and bits and lots of booze. 366 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:32,370 Bits and booze! 367 00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:34,970 Who's going to the party, do you know? 368 00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:37,730 Ronnie's going um Kevin's going... 369 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,590 I know Christina will be there. 370 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:40,230 Well yeah. 371 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:41,230 It's her birthday! 372 00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,670 Oh my god he's so cute! 373 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:51,750 Look at him! 374 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,430 Oh my god he's all smushed up against it. 375 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,503 Isn't he so cute? 376 00:13:54,503 --> 00:13:56,478 Oh my god I love him. 377 00:13:56,478 --> 00:13:58,066 They say you get your puppy first and then your baby. 378 00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,568 And you went the opposite. 379 00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:00,470 I did the opposite! 380 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:01,470 I love it. 381 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,530 So we're having a nice glass of wine 382 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:07,310 and Christina brings up Whistler and Jody again. 383 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,150 I thought it was really mean of Jody, 384 00:14:09,602 --> 00:14:10,602 In Whistler? 385 00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:11,644 When she called you an idiot. 386 00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:12,554 Oh she did actually say that, didn't she?! 387 00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:13,538 She did. 388 00:14:13,538 --> 00:14:14,538 She said you were an idiot. 389 00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:16,014 You know it's funny, when you're with a whole bunch of girls 390 00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:17,114 and all this stuff is coming at you, 391 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,590 you kind of forget and then you get home 392 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,470 and all these things star coming back in your head 393 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:22,210 of what was said. 394 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,810 I think she's trying to be protective. 395 00:14:24,516 --> 00:14:25,274 I mean my gut instinct is that she's trying to be-- 396 00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:26,274 She's being bossy. 397 00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:26,970 You think? 398 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,070 She's just being bossy 399 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:30,370 because then what's her problem with me? 400 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:31,904 Oh you? 401 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,105 That's a a whole thing. 402 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:34,670 I don't know like-- 403 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:36,450 I thought she was being mean to everyone 404 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:39,230 but then it turns out it was just mostly me. 405 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:40,670 Have you ever wantedto work? 406 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:41,810 Have you ever wanted to go to school? 407 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,500 Jody's a bully and I've been through this before. 408 00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:49,839 I was bullied when I was a child 409 00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:52,639 and she just wants everyone under her thumb. 410 00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:56,440 Christina was clearly upset and I was all for listening to it 411 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,000 because I was feeling the same way. 412 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,259 I said 'mountain air was fresh' or something, 413 00:15:01,259 --> 00:15:03,559 just making chit chat and conversation and she said, 414 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,479 'you're not used to it because you never leave your bedroom.'. 415 00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:06,459 Dear god. 416 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:07,243 Really? 417 00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:07,749 Come on. 418 00:15:07,749 --> 00:15:08,479 What a cow! 419 00:15:08,479 --> 00:15:09,479 You know what, you're so sweet. 420 00:15:09,479 --> 00:15:10,519 Thank you. 421 00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:11,740 I've enjoyed getting to know you more. 422 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:12,709 I think I just adore you. 423 00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:13,060 Me too. 424 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,339 And I'll protect you from Jody. 425 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,039 Okay! 426 00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:17,319 Need to protect myself from Jody. 427 00:15:17,319 --> 00:15:18,539 My god, what am I saying? 428 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,099 Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver: 429 00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:27,459 These guys are custom made amino acids and vitamins for mom. 430 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:28,459 Oh wow. 431 00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:30,179 Boys will be boys. 432 00:15:30,699 --> 00:15:31,940 I've got Doctor Doug coming over 433 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,099 to give us a little bit of botox. 434 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,199 It's the perfect gift. 435 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,579 Happy Birthday! 436 00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:45,928 f@#$ing masochist. 437 00:15:46,318 --> 00:15:53,318 f@#$ing masochist. 438 00:15:59,549 --> 00:16:01,069 Jhordan what are you making for a smoothie? 439 00:16:01,069 --> 00:16:01,930 Protein. 440 00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:04,029 Protein shake are you gonna put in uh fruit? 441 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:04,849 Yeah. 442 00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:05,969 I'm gonna feed the cat. 443 00:16:06,637 --> 00:16:07,505 Where's the cat bowl? 444 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,509 No idea. 445 00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:12,030 God only knows what you're going to get around here 446 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,030 when you wake up. 447 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:13,690 Coffee. 448 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:14,690 Where's the coffee? 449 00:16:15,389 --> 00:16:18,289 We have five children, Jhordan's my oldest, 450 00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:19,509 he's 22. 451 00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:21,209 Gosh that looks like quite the smoothie. 452 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:22,649 Look who's making it. 453 00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:26,269 I have no doubt that Jhordie's going to be just fine. 454 00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:29,289 Okay so what's on your agenda today? 455 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,289 It's Wednesday. 456 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,299 Houston is a very typical 16 year old teenager. 457 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,121 'Hmm... 458 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,860 grunt... 459 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:39,860 it's morning... 460 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:40,860 how you doing?'. 461 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,480 My vitamins. 462 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,480 Where are my vitamins? 463 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,159 If I'm a junkie, I'm a vitamin junkie. 464 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,820 These guys are custom-made amino acids 465 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,880 and vitamins custom made for mom. 466 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,899 Healthy. 467 00:16:51,899 --> 00:16:52,899 I've never felt better. 468 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,000 I mean having custom-blended vitamins, 469 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,940 that are suited to me... 470 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,280 Fabulous. 471 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,139 Okay so here goes the uh challenge... 472 00:17:02,139 --> 00:17:03,980 I'm gonna be drinking this down. 473 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,720 I mixed my multi-vitamins and my amino acids, 474 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,640 my greens, my endura and I drink it down really fast. 475 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,299 Trying not to breath. 476 00:17:14,019 --> 00:17:16,960 Yes it tastes terrible, but the benefits are great. 477 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,980 I've never felt better. 478 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,299 20 bucks says I take a sip. 479 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,700 And I get to make it for you. 480 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,720 Deal. 481 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,720 20 bucks. 482 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,720 All right. 483 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,839 Oh my god. 484 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:25,839 Almost there. 485 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,220 That was called severe. 486 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,400 Okay no... 487 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,420 Okay 40 cash. 488 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,296 Oh boy. 489 00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:33,539 Jhordan, Jhordan, Jhordan. 490 00:17:33,539 --> 00:17:34,660 Boys will be boys. 491 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,139 Houston! 492 00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:41,139 Come on. 493 00:17:41,139 --> 00:17:42,020 Guzzle it down. 494 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,339 Houston it's not that bad. 495 00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:44,618 Just do it. 496 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,460 What's that thing floating in it? 497 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,638 Can you guys keep the kitchen halfway nice? 498 00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:52,839 Dude take a damn sip of the-- 499 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,039 Why is it all like bubbly? 500 00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:55,319 Why don't you take a sip first? 501 00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:56,319 Are you paying me 40 bucks? 502 00:17:56,319 --> 00:18:03,319 Oh... 503 00:18:07,409 --> 00:18:08,409 Wow. 504 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,509 Well that forfeits the 40 bucks. 505 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,091 Oh! 506 00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:15,678 Oh! 507 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:22,678 You have a straw in your hair. 508 00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:27,144 Ta dah! 509 00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:28,100 Oh! 510 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,100 So what do you want to buy? 511 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,600 Maybe some figs, some dates? 512 00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:33,759 How bout some sprinkles? 513 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,960 I love Bosa, it's my favorite grocery shop 514 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,680 for italian foods in Vancouver. 515 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Let's get a buggy. 516 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,220 Hang on, we're gonna do some serious grocery shopping. 517 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,019 So much to see and buy. 518 00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:51,240 Look at the cheeses Hannah. 519 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,680 Do the gold one, you're right. 520 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:53,780 Good eye. 521 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:55,300 Hannah's pretty cool about shopping. 522 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,700 Hannah likes to consume. 523 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,940 She's like Mia. 524 00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:00,040 Oh they're very very pretty. 525 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,440 That's a great idea Hannah. 526 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,040 She's a great little help. 527 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,440 Oh good girl. 528 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,720 Not too much lovey. 529 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,420 Bean dip honey, but thank you. 530 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,480 Yeah she's always adding a few things here and there 531 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,759 but it can get terribly expensive if you don't watch. 532 00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:15,100 What are you putting there lovey? 533 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,480 Let mummy see what you're putting in... 534 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:21,300 What makes her extra cute is she got my father's eyes, 535 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,500 so every time she smiles at me I see my dad. 536 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:25,740 That's special. 537 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,259 Look mom! 538 00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:28,740 I know it's unbelievable. 539 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,200 Let's go check out. 540 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,820 That was fun. 541 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:32,808 Hmm? 542 00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:39,808 Yeah. 543 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,940 So my best friend Kevin has arranged 544 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,160 a surprise birthday gift. 545 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,891 Napoleon! 546 00:19:48,597 --> 00:19:49,597 You know as part of your birthday gift, 547 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,480 I've got Doctor Doug coming over 548 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,720 to give us a little bit of botox 549 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:55,054 to smooth us out- to smooth us out. 550 00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:55,981 Hey Dougie how are ya? 551 00:19:55,981 --> 00:19:56,981 Hi. 552 00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:58,634 Just coming here to smooth us out for-for your big 30th. 553 00:19:58,634 --> 00:19:59,650 Hi Doug! 554 00:19:59,985 --> 00:20:00,985 Hi Christina, nice to see you. 555 00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:03,339 I cannot imagine anything better. 556 00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:04,799 It's the perfect gift. 557 00:20:05,761 --> 00:20:06,879 Oh my god I so need to see you right now. 558 00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:08,960 Her forehead was starting to look like a Charpe to me, 559 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,224 so you know what to be honest with you-- 560 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,299 You know what, if you've had a hard life, 561 00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:14,220 people don't need to see that on your face 562 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,220 and I go, you know what? 563 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:18,520 For $200 or $300 a month f@#% the kids in Guatemala, 564 00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:20,079 just take care of this. 565 00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:21,025 Oh fill her up. 566 00:20:21,025 --> 00:20:21,972 I'm so excited. 567 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:22,972 Thank you so much. 568 00:20:23,082 --> 00:20:24,082 Okay just put your chin up. 569 00:20:24,082 --> 00:20:25,845 So you've had botox before? 570 00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:26,239 Yes. 571 00:20:26,239 --> 00:20:27,760 This morning. 572 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,020 So the nice thing about having a friend like Doug 573 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:34,740 is he's a dentist but he's actually registered to do 574 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:37,980 the injections for botox and so whenever there's sort 575 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:40,717 of that emergency situation, he's there. 576 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,139 Once again a little prick... 577 00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:43,360 story of your life. 578 00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:49,379 I can't tell you how much I love Kevin. 579 00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:50,657 Honey you're doing really well. 580 00:20:50,657 --> 00:20:52,099 I get happy even saying his name. 581 00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,399 Gimme your hand. 582 00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:54,821 Go with it. 583 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,440 Last one. 584 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,440 It's a good one, it's a good one. 585 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,020 Just take it. 586 00:20:59,020 --> 00:20:59,969 No! 587 00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:00,594 Do not flinch. 588 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:01,369 Oh my god. 589 00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:02,144 Christina do not flinch. 590 00:21:02,144 --> 00:21:02,669 Christina it's worth it. 591 00:21:02,669 --> 00:21:03,569 Ow! 592 00:21:03,569 --> 00:21:04,569 I think everyone should do it. 593 00:21:04,569 --> 00:21:06,099 I don't know why everyone doesn't do it. 594 00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:07,799 Happy Birthday! 595 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:10,530 You #$#@ing masochist! 596 00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:12,324 Okay feeling good. 597 00:21:13,661 --> 00:21:14,661 That's the best one, that's the best one. 598 00:21:14,661 --> 00:21:18,520 It makes you look less troubled and if you look less troubled, 599 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,980 oftentimes you act less troubled. 600 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,820 Well you know what it's time for a nice party 601 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,500 and the location's gonna be beautiful, 602 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,559 the food'll be great, the booze is obviously gonna be flowing 603 00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:30,940 it's at Marika's, so I'm looking forward to it. 604 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,599 So are all the girls gonna be coming? 605 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,540 Um... 606 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,179 I think so. 607 00:21:36,899 --> 00:21:38,679 I'm nervous about seeing Jody again. 608 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,520 I don't want her on the wrong side. 609 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,920 I want her on my team 610 00:21:42,139 --> 00:21:44,600 but I do have to stand up against bullies. 611 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:45,980 It's your birthday, you know what, 612 00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:47,080 it's gonna be a fabulous time 613 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,920 and you are gonna look fabulous more importantly. 614 00:21:49,259 --> 00:21:50,259 Cheers. 615 00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:51,076 Thanks to you Doug! 616 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,859 Thank you Doug. 617 00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:57,640 I'm really not looking forward to seeing Jody. 618 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:01,659 Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver: 619 00:22:03,254 --> 00:22:04,254 Hi you've reached Christina... 620 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,679 Give me a call please if you're not going to show up. 621 00:22:07,679 --> 00:22:08,860 Quite frankly, it's rude. 622 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,340 Oh she's not here yet. 623 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:13,100 Not a phone call to tell me she's late? 624 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,800 Apparently this is Christina. 625 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,859 I'm going to call her. 626 00:22:15,859 --> 00:22:17,000 I can't handle it. 627 00:22:18,028 --> 00:22:26,534 Marika, I wouldn't. 628 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:31,890 So I invited Christina to Flhair studios 629 00:22:32,289 --> 00:22:34,410 to treat her to a pedicure for her birthday. 630 00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:35,890 Hi there how are you? 631 00:22:36,549 --> 00:22:37,549 I'm good I'm good. 632 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,670 I'm here for Shirley 633 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:43,430 and my girlfriend Christina is supposed to be here. 634 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,150 Oh she's not here yet. 635 00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:45,610 Oh. 636 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:47,430 Maybe I'll just wait for her to get here. 637 00:22:48,650 --> 00:22:49,950 But I guess she's late. 638 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,250 Can I get you a magazine? 639 00:22:51,530 --> 00:22:52,510 Sure. 640 00:22:52,510 --> 00:22:53,090 That'd be great. 641 00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:53,710 Thanks. 642 00:22:53,710 --> 00:22:54,710 Very late. 643 00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:55,710 What's the dirt? 644 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,250 Wow. 645 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,350 Not a phone call to tell me that she's late... 646 00:23:00,549 --> 00:23:01,690 is she even coming? 647 00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:04,269 I mean it's only courteous. 648 00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:06,250 I wonder where she is. 649 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,170 So I'm BBMing Christina, 'Are you coming?' 650 00:23:09,549 --> 00:23:10,890 and there's no response. 651 00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:12,750 Apparently this is Christina. 652 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,320 You know at this point whether she's at the dentist, 653 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,600 whether she's at the doctors, 654 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,880 whether or not she's getting laid, I could care less. 655 00:23:24,059 --> 00:23:25,059 Is Shirley ready? 656 00:23:25,059 --> 00:23:25,820 Yeah. 657 00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:27,220 Maybe I'll get started. 658 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,119 Okay. 659 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:29,200 I'll give her one more chance 660 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,980 but right now she owes me. 661 00:23:43,450 --> 00:23:44,509 Hi there. 662 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:48,770 I have lunch with Christina, has she arrived? 663 00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:49,770 She hasn't arrived yet. 664 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:50,990 Oh okay. 665 00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:51,812 I'll seat you. 666 00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:56,349 Okay. 667 00:23:56,349 --> 00:23:57,709 Good afternoon how are you? 668 00:23:57,829 --> 00:23:59,149 I'm just waiting for one more. 669 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,949 So I'll just have a glass of white while I'm waiting. 670 00:24:02,209 --> 00:24:03,209 You betcha. 671 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,929 Thank you so much. 672 00:24:07,417 --> 00:24:09,619 Hi you've reached Christina 673 00:24:09,619 --> 00:24:10,619 please leave a message and I will return your call 674 00:24:11,055 --> 00:24:12,443 as soon as possible. 675 00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:14,454 Hi Christina it's Ronnie... 676 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,369 I'm just having a glass of wine waiting for you 677 00:24:16,369 --> 00:24:17,549 uh hope to see you soon. 678 00:24:18,789 --> 00:24:21,069 I'm not really surprised Christina's late 679 00:24:21,189 --> 00:24:22,990 just because I've heard Christina 680 00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:25,429 actually runs late quite often, 681 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,339 but after a half hour you start to wonder. 682 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:31,639 Maybe I'll try again. 683 00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:32,293 Um... 684 00:24:32,293 --> 00:24:33,155 No rush. 685 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:36,359 Hi you've reached Christina- 686 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,880 Christina it's Ronnie again, maybe I've got the wrong day 687 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:39,980 or something I'm not sure. 688 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,500 Uh I'm on my third glass of wine already. 689 00:24:42,659 --> 00:24:43,659 Bye darling. 690 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,439 45 minutes you're thinking, 691 00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:46,459 'Wow this person's really running late.'. 692 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:49,088 Hi you've reached Christina. 693 00:24:49,639 --> 00:24:51,219 Sweetheart give me a call please 694 00:24:51,219 --> 00:24:52,580 if you're not going to show up. 695 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:53,780 Quite frankly, it's rude. 696 00:24:54,319 --> 00:24:56,380 Okay I just-- I have other things I could've done today, 697 00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,820 a phone call would've been nice. 698 00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,939 But I didn't think she'd stand me up. 699 00:24:59,939 --> 00:25:01,300 If I could just get the bill. 700 00:25:01,759 --> 00:25:02,759 Thank you. 701 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:17,930 So Marika and I decided that we were gonna get together 702 00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:20,750 at the Fairmont and discuss Christina's birthday party. 703 00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:21,930 Hi there! 704 00:25:22,089 --> 00:25:23,569 How are you Mrs.Palmer welcome back. 705 00:25:24,042 --> 00:25:25,042 Thank you. 706 00:25:25,042 --> 00:25:26,042 Mr.Chase how are you? 707 00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:27,609 I'm fantastic thank you. 708 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,530 She picked me up in her brand new cream on cream 709 00:25:31,169 --> 00:25:32,169 GTC Bentley. 710 00:25:32,169 --> 00:25:33,369 I mean they don't make this car. 711 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,549 This is special order. 712 00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:39,250 We were supposed to meet Christina and we had gotten 713 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:40,870 her a birthday present from Tiffany's. 714 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,609 So you were at the dress store for how long? 715 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:45,309 I was there for 45 minutes and uh- 716 00:25:45,309 --> 00:25:46,028 Wow. 717 00:25:46,028 --> 00:25:46,590 And no phone call or--? 718 00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:46,970 No. 719 00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:49,310 It's not really like her to not show up to something like that. 720 00:25:49,609 --> 00:25:51,589 She wasn't showing up for her dress fitting 721 00:25:51,589 --> 00:25:54,009 and she wasn't answering her phone, 722 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:56,630 is she even gonna show up for a drink? 723 00:25:57,150 --> 00:25:58,930 Should we call her or just wait a bit? 724 00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,190 No wait a bit. 725 00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,430 Let's have a drink and then let's give her-- 726 00:26:01,430 --> 00:26:02,490 Something to drink? 727 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:03,670 I think I'll have a cocktail yeah. 728 00:26:04,090 --> 00:26:08,290 I'll have a Kettle One martini on the rocks please 729 00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,290 with a twist. 730 00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:12,470 Might as well make it a double. 731 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:15,549 Marika's gone out of her way to put on a good little party, 732 00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:17,029 I just wouldn't stand her up. 733 00:26:17,130 --> 00:26:19,509 I mean she's got a late model #$%ing Bentley. 734 00:26:19,509 --> 00:26:20,650 Whoa. 735 00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:21,650 I needed that. 736 00:26:22,509 --> 00:26:24,250 Yknow I'm gonna call her. 737 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,329 I can't handle it. 738 00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:26,349 Marika I wouldn't. 739 00:26:26,349 --> 00:26:27,030 Really? 740 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:30,170 That calling, non stop, is like someone nudging you. 741 00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:32,010 Obviously if she doesn't want to be here it's because 742 00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:34,630 whatever is happening today for her is a big deal, 743 00:26:34,789 --> 00:26:36,670 so we just have to respect that and then leave it as that. 744 00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:38,167 All right. 745 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,167 I think the biggest thing with Christina is yknow what, 746 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,464 deep down inside she's really, really sensitive. 747 00:26:40,790 --> 00:26:44,170 Even the party y'know I know that she's worried about 748 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,590 a bit of the details, I've assured her, don't worry. 749 00:26:46,829 --> 00:26:49,190 You know what I'm apprehensive about as well, 750 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,589 is some of the other women-- 751 00:26:52,589 --> 00:26:53,670 Marika of course! 752 00:26:53,670 --> 00:26:57,049 It's like putting six german shepherds in a cage 753 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,789 that haven't been fed for six weeks. 754 00:26:58,789 --> 00:26:59,578 Oh. 755 00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:01,269 I mean it isn't pretty. 756 00:27:01,269 --> 00:27:03,410 I know that one of the biggest concerns with Christina 757 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:05,289 was whether or not Jody would accept her. 758 00:27:05,289 --> 00:27:07,829 Jody called me today and left a voicemail saying 759 00:27:07,829 --> 00:27:10,010 that she was very disappointed that we were even 760 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:11,990 considering hosting a party- 761 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,089 Why would it matter to her? 762 00:27:13,329 --> 00:27:15,450 Well because it's not about her 763 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,130 it's about somebody else or yknow Christina, 764 00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:19,542 but what do I do if she actually doesn't show up? 765 00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:21,049 What do we do? 766 00:27:21,049 --> 00:27:22,430 She'll be there on Friday Marika. 767 00:27:22,970 --> 00:27:24,910 Marika's now let me know that she's really concerned 768 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:26,750 that Christina might not show up for her 30th 769 00:27:27,549 --> 00:27:30,829 and as her best friend, I worry about that. 770 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,346 Coming up on the Real Housewives of Vancouver: 771 00:27:36,346 --> 00:27:38,120 Woo hoo! 772 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,100 There's an orgy going on in the bedroom. 773 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:41,560 There's what? 774 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,047 Marika Palmer knows how to throw a good party. 775 00:27:42,047 --> 00:27:43,052 Cheers. 776 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,577 She was so aggressive. 777 00:27:44,577 --> 00:27:45,356 Get a therapist, trust me. 778 00:27:45,356 --> 00:27:46,356 Where is she? 779 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:48,780 She should be here anytime. 780 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,680 That's all you need is to have a party 781 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:59,120 and the guest of honor doesn't show up. 782 00:28:02,189 --> 00:28:03,189 Marika? 783 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:05,509 I didn't hear the door! 784 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:08,410 Oh my god! 785 00:28:08,410 --> 00:28:09,750 Robert they're beautiful. 786 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:12,870 So today is the day of the party 787 00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:14,690 and I'm very organized. 788 00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:17,069 I did all of my legwork last week. 789 00:28:17,309 --> 00:28:19,289 You mix your drink, I'll do my thing. 790 00:28:19,570 --> 00:28:21,530 Robert my friend from Get Fresh 791 00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:23,510 came with these gorgeous flowers. 792 00:28:23,849 --> 00:28:27,369 I thought that might go over here, what do you think? 793 00:28:27,589 --> 00:28:30,309 For me, throwing an event is easy. 794 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,130 I've got it down. 795 00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:32,670 I love doing this. 796 00:28:32,869 --> 00:28:34,450 I love to throw a party. 797 00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:37,750 I have the caterers all lined up, 798 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:40,430 I have the bartender all lined up, 799 00:28:40,430 --> 00:28:43,710 so all I have to do today is just wait for the deliveries. 800 00:28:44,049 --> 00:28:45,329 It's all gotta be cleaned. 801 00:28:45,630 --> 00:28:47,309 I realize I've got a curler in my hair. 802 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:48,309 Oh my god. 803 00:28:48,414 --> 00:28:49,414 You look beautiful anyway. 804 00:28:50,089 --> 00:28:54,269 My parties usually are known for the free flow of alcohol. 805 00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:57,790 I think it's really important if you're hosting a party, 806 00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,809 to be really relaxed. 807 00:28:59,809 --> 00:29:01,109 We're finishing this. 808 00:29:01,349 --> 00:29:02,349 Perfect. 809 00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:07,410 The thing that really is weighing on me is what to wear. 810 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,130 That's my choice right there. 811 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,289 Are you kidding? 812 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:10,690 No I'm not kidding. 813 00:29:10,690 --> 00:29:12,570 Are you sure I don't look like a fairy? 814 00:29:12,715 --> 00:29:13,609 Nu uh. 815 00:29:13,609 --> 00:29:14,990 I look like a fairy, you look fabulous. 816 00:29:16,569 --> 00:29:17,569 Try it on! Try it on! 817 00:29:17,569 --> 00:29:20,410 Oh my god, it's so adorable. 818 00:29:20,789 --> 00:29:21,789 See? 819 00:29:21,789 --> 00:29:22,770 All right. 820 00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:23,549 Shoes. 821 00:29:23,549 --> 00:29:24,710 Madonna has these. 822 00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:25,510 Perfect. 823 00:29:25,510 --> 00:29:26,050 All right. 824 00:29:26,050 --> 00:29:26,530 Bling... 825 00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:28,440 the silver one. 826 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,470 Okay and then so I can do my silver rings, 827 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:31,580 so that's just awesome. 828 00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:32,610 That's just my choice. 829 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:33,704 I mean... 830 00:29:33,704 --> 00:29:34,970 The glitter one I'm thinking. 831 00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:37,789 Just a few options right? 832 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,390 All right, I think this is it. 833 00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:41,890 No more make up. 834 00:29:43,269 --> 00:29:45,009 No you can never have too much makeup. 835 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,250 More makeup. 836 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,349 Good. 837 00:29:47,349 --> 00:29:48,350 Okay. 838 00:29:55,139 --> 00:29:56,139 What? 839 00:29:56,340 --> 00:29:57,380 I'm going out tonight. 840 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,840 Want to sit up here? 841 00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:00,759 Just don't get into anything. 842 00:30:01,559 --> 00:30:04,100 It will be an interesting night cuz guess what? 843 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,900 Christina's turning 30 and Jody's gonna be there. 844 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,680 Probably will pick a fight with me or something. 845 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,420 I've had enough and so I want Jody to understand 846 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,420 where I'm coming from. 847 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,680 All right let's call Ronnie and see what she's doing. 848 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,460 Hi Lefty. 849 00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:20,320 Hi Poncho. 850 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,240 What are you doing? 851 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,160 I'm getting ready for Christina's party. 852 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,139 So I was gonna tell you uh... 853 00:30:26,139 --> 00:30:27,980 I think I'm gonna confront Jody. 854 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:28,980 Really? 855 00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:29,992 What are you going to say? 856 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,980 Well I'm gonna tell her that she was rude in Whistler. 857 00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:34,980 Do you think you should be confronting her 858 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:36,268 at Christina's birthday? 859 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,539 No I'm not gonna confront her like in a bad way, 860 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:41,220 just gonna ask her what that was all about. 861 00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:42,400 Remember, she called me an idiot. 862 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,860 No I think if you do it in the right way, 863 00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:47,700 maybe just take her to the side and say, 864 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,349 'I didn't appreciate what you did to me,'. 865 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:51,949 So honey uh here's the- 866 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:53,600 here's the big question... 867 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,200 The burning question? 868 00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:56,560 The burning question is... 869 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,900 I need to know if you're gonna have my back on this. 870 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,199 Say it again? 871 00:31:00,199 --> 00:31:04,099 Are you gonna have my back on this? 872 00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:05,299 Well of course I'll have your back. 873 00:31:06,059 --> 00:31:07,359 You want me to throw in the trunk? 874 00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:20,703 Mommy? 875 00:31:20,703 --> 00:31:21,310 Yes? 876 00:31:21,310 --> 00:31:22,409 Do you want to powder your face? 877 00:31:23,069 --> 00:31:24,069 No. 878 00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,789 How bout you watch me? 879 00:31:25,789 --> 00:31:27,250 Okay can't go back into mommy's tummy. 880 00:31:28,169 --> 00:31:30,189 I'm looking forward to Christina's birthday party 881 00:31:30,549 --> 00:31:33,329 knowing that Christina really loves to party. 882 00:31:33,609 --> 00:31:35,269 God only knows what is gonna happen. 883 00:31:35,529 --> 00:31:36,529 Just put a little bit on. 884 00:31:37,309 --> 00:31:40,029 I'm wearing a white Roberto Cavali dress 885 00:31:40,469 --> 00:31:42,589 with Alexander McQueen heels. 886 00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:44,109 Give daddy a kiss. 887 00:31:44,829 --> 00:31:45,829 Bye. 888 00:31:45,829 --> 00:31:46,829 Where's mine? 889 00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:49,679 Yeah Reiko I think is a diva. 890 00:31:49,679 --> 00:31:51,169 She likes to look good all the time, 891 00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:53,790 dress good but I like her to have that. 892 00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:56,449 She really thinks she's coming with me. 893 00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:57,449 Grandma- 894 00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:58,449 I need your help. 895 00:32:00,349 --> 00:32:01,990 So I was thinking, what do you think of this one? 896 00:32:02,309 --> 00:32:03,309 Yeah it's gorgeous. 897 00:32:03,529 --> 00:32:04,529 Then there's this one. 898 00:32:04,884 --> 00:32:05,856 Oh. 899 00:32:05,856 --> 00:32:06,799 That I love. 900 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,790 I decided to bring my niece, 901 00:32:08,790 --> 00:32:10,090 just to have a girlfriend with me. 902 00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:11,010 Should I try it on? 903 00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:12,010 Yeah try it on. 904 00:32:12,495 --> 00:32:13,495 Okay. 905 00:32:13,982 --> 00:32:14,982 Did I tell you that I was trying to take her out 906 00:32:15,242 --> 00:32:16,242 for a very nice birthday lunch yesterday 907 00:32:16,242 --> 00:32:17,730 and she totally stood me up. 908 00:32:18,009 --> 00:32:19,009 She stood you up? 909 00:32:19,009 --> 00:32:20,570 She never called to apologize, 910 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:22,290 she never called to even say where she was. 911 00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:23,869 That's gonna be interesting tonight then 912 00:32:23,869 --> 00:32:25,230 when you see her for the first time. 913 00:32:25,949 --> 00:32:26,949 Okay what do you think of this? 914 00:32:28,109 --> 00:32:30,869 That's pretty, but I don't think you should wear it. 915 00:32:31,169 --> 00:32:32,510 Christina might not like it 916 00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:33,830 if you wear something to upstage her. 917 00:32:43,909 --> 00:32:45,830 Reiko and I have decided to ride together. 918 00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:49,090 Reiko looks absolutely stunning in a white dress 919 00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:51,410 and these gorgeous blue pumps. 920 00:32:52,330 --> 00:32:53,770 She looks like an angel. 921 00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:55,150 Gorgeous. 922 00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:58,210 Oh look at that. 923 00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,590 I'm so excited for her birthday party. 924 00:33:00,769 --> 00:33:03,150 So I'm wearing a gorgeous Gucci I bought, 925 00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:07,130 Paige is looking spectacular and we're having fun. 926 00:33:08,289 --> 00:33:09,289 Champagne? 927 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:12,390 Oh I do! 928 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,590 Let's have a great night! 929 00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:16,050 Christina doesn't have very many friends 930 00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:19,190 and she's not worthy of my time but you know what? 931 00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:21,150 I'll show up for her, sniff some oxygen 932 00:33:21,549 --> 00:33:23,069 and hopefully it goes well. 933 00:33:23,184 --> 00:33:25,404 Good evening, hello how are you? 934 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:26,570 You look great! 935 00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:28,590 I love the tiara. 936 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,330 So cute. 937 00:33:30,330 --> 00:33:31,509 I thought tiara was darling. 938 00:33:31,649 --> 00:33:33,530 I think it's cute when girls wear those, why not? 939 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,100 Oh you're amazing. 940 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,309 So I bought her a Fortune 500 magazine, 941 00:33:38,569 --> 00:33:42,529 'America's Largest Corporations, their CEOs and presidents'. 942 00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:44,490 I thought it was the perfect gift. 943 00:33:44,630 --> 00:33:46,990 Y'know she can look for her next husband in that one. 944 00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:48,009 It's right up her alley. 945 00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:51,830 I had invited her to come to a pedicure with me 946 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:53,430 and she didn't show up. 947 00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:56,090 It seems Christina is very um... 948 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,030 uncomfortable and a little bit nervous 949 00:33:58,030 --> 00:33:59,470 to have this party for her. 950 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:06,470 I hope she shows up. 951 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:15,199 I hope she shows up. 952 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:16,699 From what I've been told, 953 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:18,879 Marika Palmer knows how to throw a good party. 954 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Marika! 955 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,239 Hi! 956 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,239 Oh... 957 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:24,540 my... 958 00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:25,279 god! 959 00:34:25,279 --> 00:34:27,739 You look beautiful. 960 00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:28,739 It was beautiful. 961 00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:31,000 I was like, 'Wow, all the windows are opened, 962 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:35,679 the air, the ocean, champagne and rasberries,'. 963 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:39,460 Oh thank you Mary! 964 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:43,299 Marika is so warm and so excited to see Reiko and I. 965 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:44,679 Cheers, thank you. 966 00:34:45,859 --> 00:34:47,279 Thank you for inviting us. 967 00:34:48,938 --> 00:34:50,059 Look who's here. 968 00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:51,460 What a view. 969 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,859 These are for you. 970 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,179 Thank you so much Ronnie. 971 00:34:55,438 --> 00:34:57,199 How are you? 972 00:34:57,199 --> 00:34:58,100 I'm doing fine. 973 00:34:58,100 --> 00:34:58,799 How's Frank? 974 00:34:58,799 --> 00:35:00,239 He's really well, he's actually here, 975 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,299 he'd like to say hi. 976 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:02,557 I'd like to say Hi. 977 00:35:02,557 --> 00:35:05,059 Marika Palmer is married to a dear friend, Frank Palmer, 978 00:35:06,199 --> 00:35:08,779 her husband is the foundation of our relationship. 979 00:35:09,139 --> 00:35:10,139 All right you two! 980 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:12,980 There's an orgy going on in the bedroom. 981 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:13,799 There's what--? 982 00:35:13,799 --> 00:35:14,799 An orgy going on? 983 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,759 After a while I felt like I looked like a ballerina. 984 00:35:19,819 --> 00:35:21,719 I'm trying to keep the dress up. 985 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:23,739 I'm just trying to keep the tits in. 986 00:35:23,859 --> 00:35:28,418 So I wanted to change and I always have a back up. 987 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:29,659 You changed. 988 00:35:29,659 --> 00:35:30,839 I had to, I'm sorry. 989 00:35:30,938 --> 00:35:32,000 Oh you look beautiful. 990 00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:35,599 Anyone's welcome to try on another outfit if they want. 991 00:35:35,599 --> 00:35:36,619 I might. 992 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:38,899 How's Christina doing? 993 00:35:39,319 --> 00:35:40,779 She's certainly better but I don't know. 994 00:35:40,779 --> 00:35:43,919 I didn't know she was so sensitive and so much drama. 995 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,279 The party is for Christina, it doesn't involve Jody, 996 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:49,580 so I think that that's 997 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,240 what might be bothering her a little bit. 998 00:35:51,659 --> 00:35:53,519 Maybe that's why she wore the little tiara. 999 00:35:54,359 --> 00:35:55,359 I'm not a princess... 1000 00:35:55,359 --> 00:35:56,359 I'm a queen. 1001 00:35:56,359 --> 00:35:57,519 I can wear whatever I want. 1002 00:35:57,679 --> 00:35:59,980 A crown, a helmet, I can do as I please. 1003 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,259 Uh excuse me? 1004 00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:04,160 I had been wanting to talk to Jody for a while 1005 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,720 because I wanted to let her know about how I'm feeling 1006 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,580 about what had happened in Whistler. 1007 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:11,869 The thing that bothered me that day in Whistler was 1008 00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:12,869 because I felt that you were saying 1009 00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:14,500 I didn't have good morals and values 1010 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,859 and I took offense to that. 1011 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,779 Mary's mad at me, so we're going to discuss 1012 00:36:18,779 --> 00:36:20,400 why Mary's mad with Jody. 1013 00:36:20,919 --> 00:36:24,139 You know, put it behind you and go forward. 1014 00:36:24,139 --> 00:36:25,993 I know and-- 1015 00:36:25,993 --> 00:36:26,824 Especially when you fall in love and it doesn't feel right, 1016 00:36:26,824 --> 00:36:27,824 get rid of them. 1017 00:36:28,359 --> 00:36:32,199 I was really confused as to why she was so aggressive. 1018 00:36:32,199 --> 00:36:33,060 Are you working? 1019 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:33,940 Are you gonna do something? 1020 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:34,660 What are you gonna do? 1021 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:35,580 Well right now I'm-- 1022 00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:37,100 I think you should focus on your voice. 1023 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,540 Look after yourself. 1024 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,359 Yeah. 1025 00:36:39,359 --> 00:36:42,819 With the tiara on, it felt like she was back in Whistler, 1026 00:36:42,819 --> 00:36:43,680 the queen of England. 1027 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,480 I don't know. 1028 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,480 Suck it up buttercup. 1029 00:36:46,059 --> 00:36:48,179 I think Mary's offended by what I tell her 1030 00:36:48,179 --> 00:36:50,319 because the truth, unfortunately, really hurts. 1031 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,500 Get a therapist. 1032 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,500 Trust me. 1033 00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:53,679 Thank you sweetheart. 1034 00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:57,600 So we're still waiting on-- 1035 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,600 On the birthday girl. 1036 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,160 on the birthday girl. 1037 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,560 And I haven't seen Kevin in ages. 1038 00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:04,500 To be totally honest with you, 1039 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,819 I was a little worried that Christina 1040 00:37:06,819 --> 00:37:07,960 might not show up to the party. 1041 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,960 Where is she? 1042 00:37:09,119 --> 00:37:10,399 Uh she should be here anytime. 1043 00:37:10,699 --> 00:37:11,699 I think we're all here. 1044 00:37:12,059 --> 00:37:14,460 Christina is scheduled to arrive at 8:00. 1045 00:37:14,779 --> 00:37:15,859 Obviously I'm nervous. 1046 00:37:16,639 --> 00:37:19,559 Makes me think is she going to be here? 1047 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:21,839 Very exciting. 1048 00:37:22,019 --> 00:37:23,079 Never a dull moment. 1049 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,500 That's all you need is to have the party 1050 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,260 and the guest of honor doesn't show up. 1051 00:37:29,699 --> 00:37:32,439 Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver: 1052 00:37:32,439 --> 00:37:35,359 Just answer your phone and call me back please hurry! 1053 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:36,839 I need to talk to you. 1054 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:37,660 Are they coming? 1055 00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:39,899 That did not impress me. 1056 00:37:40,579 --> 00:37:42,000 There's a hole in the chair. 1057 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,100 It's time to go. 1058 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:51,359 The evening's done. 1059 00:37:51,550 --> 00:37:52,550 Hi how are you? 1060 00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:54,350 So throughout the whole day, 1061 00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:55,510 I've never heard from Christina, 1062 00:37:56,070 --> 00:37:58,330 but I actually made the decision that you know what? 1063 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,370 I have to go to her place and I was gonna pick her up, 1064 00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:04,870 it's her 30th birthday and she was gonna show up. 1065 00:38:08,050 --> 00:38:09,390 Hi you've reached Christina, 1066 00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:10,390 please leave me a message. 1067 00:38:10,510 --> 00:38:12,270 I will return your call as soon as possible. 1068 00:38:13,899 --> 00:38:14,899 Hi honey it's me, listen it's 8:00. 1069 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:17,170 I don't like you not answering your phone, 1070 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:18,550 I'm on my way to your place in a limo 1071 00:38:18,550 --> 00:38:19,920 to pick you up to go the party that Marika planned 1072 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,330 and spent lots of time getting everything organized, 1073 00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:24,090 so just answer your phone and call me back! 1074 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,250 Please hurry. 1075 00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:27,870 I'm like literally five minutes away and I need to talk to you. 1076 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,320 Are they coming? 1077 00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:38,140 Kevin and Christina? 1078 00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:41,179 It's now like 9:30. 1079 00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:42,619 No Christina. 1080 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:46,100 I'm now concerned that she may not show up 1081 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,480 for her own birthday party. 1082 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,298 Ah! 1083 00:38:50,298 --> 00:38:52,675 Hi! 1084 00:39:02,449 --> 00:39:05,189 The elevator door opens and I don't even really see anyone, 1085 00:39:05,189 --> 00:39:06,310 I just see a bunch of people 1086 00:39:07,049 --> 00:39:08,810 and I feel like I'm gonna faint. 1087 00:39:10,329 --> 00:39:15,529 Oh my god Christina that's fabulous! 1088 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:19,549 Oh my god I was just so relieved that they'd arrived 1089 00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:20,950 and they looked sensational. 1090 00:39:21,349 --> 00:39:22,989 Can I see those legs one more time? 1091 00:39:22,989 --> 00:39:25,230 Woo! 1092 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:27,429 Wow, she was stunning. 1093 00:39:28,589 --> 00:39:31,710 She looked gorgeous, she was in this beautiful pink dress 1094 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:34,989 and had a peer over at Jody to see if maybe the queen 1095 00:39:34,989 --> 00:39:36,029 had fallen off the throne. 1096 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,609 She looked so beautiful... 1097 00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:44,449 from a distance. 1098 00:39:46,169 --> 00:39:48,390 Her left breast kept on falling out, 1099 00:39:48,510 --> 00:39:50,189 that did not impress me. 1100 00:39:50,189 --> 00:39:51,189 Thank's skully. 1101 00:39:51,410 --> 00:39:58,109 Thank's skully, yeah. 1102 00:39:58,109 --> 00:40:00,269 We didn't know whether I would show up. 1103 00:40:00,269 --> 00:40:02,029 I didn't know whether I would show up 1104 00:40:02,029 --> 00:40:03,770 but everyone's happy that I'm there, 1105 00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:05,669 so let's just have a few drinks. 1106 00:40:11,149 --> 00:40:12,910 If I could just get everyone's attention 1107 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:13,910 for a moment. 1108 00:40:14,969 --> 00:40:18,469 Um I was really uncomfortable about this whole day... 1109 00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:21,810 I know I let some people down and it's not because 1110 00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:26,850 I was being selfish I just actually was feeling insecure, 1111 00:40:27,589 --> 00:40:29,689 to be here and have all my friends, 1112 00:40:29,689 --> 00:40:32,009 it means the world to me. 1113 00:40:32,009 --> 00:40:34,369 Happy Birthday Christina! 1114 00:40:36,189 --> 00:40:37,969 Christina come on over here and open some presents. 1115 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:44,859 Oh beautiful! 1116 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:45,939 I love boys. 1117 00:40:50,799 --> 00:40:51,919 Spank her to the side. 1118 00:40:52,779 --> 00:40:54,080 Christina should have new drinks 1119 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,200 before she opens up my gift. 1120 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,259 Best gift in the world. 1121 00:40:58,419 --> 00:41:00,039 Ronnie's in charge of all my gifts from now on. 1122 00:41:00,039 --> 00:41:04,159 I got you a Fortune 500 magazine. 1123 00:41:04,439 --> 00:41:05,699 These guys are all billionaires 1124 00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:08,080 I thought you could like nurse your hangover tomorrow 1125 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,939 and research. 1126 00:41:10,639 --> 00:41:12,319 I thought he was the cutest 1127 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,439 and then I saw his ring finger, but then again, 1128 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,540 that doesn't matter right? 1129 00:41:17,319 --> 00:41:19,819 I know that they want me to be upset over it... 1130 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,640 no. 1131 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,359 Thank you for doing the work for me 1132 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:26,319 because I'm getting sick and tired of this. 1133 00:41:26,319 --> 00:41:27,839 I'm getting too old for this. 1134 00:41:29,139 --> 00:41:30,139 Sure. 1135 00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:33,960 The Fortune 500 was actually last years. 1136 00:41:34,199 --> 00:41:35,980 It's like an airline ticket that's expired. 1137 00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:38,359 This is good reading material for you. 1138 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:42,199 It was all good fun but then it went one step further. 1139 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:43,379 Can we have a drum roll? 1140 00:41:43,379 --> 00:41:44,460 Drum roll! 1141 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:48,399 I'm nervous yet turned on at the same time. 1142 00:41:49,279 --> 00:41:51,159 Kind of like my first time #$#@ing having sex. 1143 00:41:52,439 --> 00:41:53,539 What did you just say? 1144 00:41:53,539 --> 00:41:54,539 Nothing! 1145 00:41:54,539 --> 00:41:55,540 Say it! 1146 00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:56,319 There you go. 1147 00:41:56,319 --> 00:41:57,319 You ready? 1148 00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:58,599 There you go. 1149 00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:03,215 Oh. 1150 00:42:03,215 --> 00:42:04,610 Oh it's so like a thirty. 1151 00:42:05,410 --> 00:42:06,829 Like a hooker only smarter. 1152 00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:12,090 Yeah not so impressed. 1153 00:42:12,510 --> 00:42:14,550 At this point I just can't believe it. 1154 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:15,670 It's not funny. 1155 00:42:15,769 --> 00:42:17,349 This is just wrong. 1156 00:42:17,349 --> 00:42:19,610 Woop woop woo! 1157 00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:20,730 Is that how you got your husband? 1158 00:42:22,329 --> 00:42:24,309 I think Christina really is a gold digger. 1159 00:42:24,590 --> 00:42:27,650 The men that she picks have to fit a certain criteria. 1160 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,230 Platinum mining. 1161 00:42:29,510 --> 00:42:30,510 Platinum mining. 1162 00:42:30,829 --> 00:42:33,430 Mining men, mining men, venture capital. 1163 00:42:33,730 --> 00:42:35,430 Christina loves the t-shirt. 1164 00:42:35,849 --> 00:42:38,490 I think it's something you chuck in the garbage afterwards. 1165 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:40,710 If she doesn't wear this, I will. 1166 00:42:42,010 --> 00:42:43,010 Ahh! 1167 00:42:43,010 --> 00:42:43,879 Whoa! 1168 00:42:43,879 --> 00:42:46,829 Oh my god. 1169 00:42:46,829 --> 00:42:47,829 What happened? 1170 00:42:47,829 --> 00:42:50,570 We just had a little moment, there's a hole in the chair. 1171 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:55,630 Yes Ronnie, there was hole and you fell through it. 1172 00:42:55,889 --> 00:42:57,970 Okay I just started the party. 1173 00:43:00,409 --> 00:43:04,710 Finally someone does something that's kind of fun. 1174 00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:08,490 It was fabulous and you look beautiful. 1175 00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:10,769 I'm actually going to confront Jody, 1176 00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:14,090 I'm really nervous but I can't back down. 1177 00:43:22,309 --> 00:43:23,309 Don't let it be. 1178 00:43:23,410 --> 00:43:24,410 Get a therapist. 1179 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:29,130 I think that Jody doesn't know how offensive she is 1180 00:43:29,350 --> 00:43:31,170 but you know what? 1181 00:43:31,329 --> 00:43:32,530 I'm toughening up. 1182 00:43:32,829 --> 00:43:36,550 You can be very outspoken and bitchy-- 1183 00:43:36,550 --> 00:43:37,530 Me?! 1184 00:43:37,530 --> 00:43:38,910 I don't deserve it. 1185 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,579 I think we should go now. 1186 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,239 I now don't care about Jody's opinion of me. 1187 00:43:48,739 --> 00:43:51,619 I have no niceness left in me for her. 1188 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,760 I'm very confused by Christina and her manner. 1189 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:58,540 My friends just aren't of that nature. 1190 00:43:58,900 --> 00:43:59,900 Bye Marika. 1191 00:44:01,159 --> 00:44:03,679 I don't think we will ever be on the same page. 1192 00:44:04,519 --> 00:44:05,519 We shall see. 1193 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:09,640 So Jody leaves and I'm feeling like 1194 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,739 we should take things up a notch. 1195 00:44:11,739 --> 00:44:14,434 Oh! 1196 00:44:17,130 --> 00:44:18,130 No! 1197 00:44:18,589 --> 00:44:20,390 Nice kitty, nice kitty. 1198 00:44:21,110 --> 00:44:26,069 Yes Kevin has a really good time and I'm taking his lead 1199 00:44:26,190 --> 00:44:28,710 which is maybe the wrong train to jump aboard. 1200 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,460 If you want to have good entertainment, 1201 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,180 invite Christina and Kevin to all of your parties. 1202 00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:39,019 They're hilarious. 1203 00:44:39,019 --> 00:44:43,788 So Kevin's like go show yourself off! 1204 00:44:43,788 --> 00:44:50,788 And I think it's a good idea at the time. 1205 00:44:52,739 --> 00:44:56,139 Oh my god! 1206 00:44:56,139 --> 00:44:57,139 Nice. 1207 00:44:57,139 --> 00:44:58,219 Really proud of that. 1208 00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:01,739 I think that's when the party turned. 1209 00:45:01,939 --> 00:45:03,059 It became funny. 1210 00:45:07,349 --> 00:45:09,369 I didn't want to be a part of the show, 1211 00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:11,470 I just wanted to watch the show. 1212 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:13,969 Kevin on the ground and Christina in high heels 1213 00:45:13,969 --> 00:45:17,769 and magazines and t-shirts and underwear and my god 1214 00:45:17,769 --> 00:45:20,710 it's like Christina, you should've left the dress on. 1215 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,360 So my birthday party was actually quite fun 1216 00:45:26,619 --> 00:45:29,960 and I'm thrilled that I showed up for it. 1217 00:45:37,099 --> 00:45:39,839 Coming up on The Real House Housewives of Vancouver. 1218 00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:41,659 Oh. 1219 00:45:41,659 --> 00:45:43,039 Let me show you what's been downloaded. 1220 00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:44,039 Whatever! 1221 00:45:44,039 --> 00:45:44,815 You think that's pretty? 1222 00:45:44,815 --> 00:45:45,819 It doesn't matter. 1223 00:45:45,819 --> 00:45:46,819 Are you stupid? 1224 00:45:46,819 --> 00:45:49,480 I hate that she can make me feel so small. 1225 00:45:49,639 --> 00:45:51,940 I think Ronnie's gift was tasteful and funny. 1226 00:45:53,159 --> 00:45:56,199 I do naturally have a temper. 1227 00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,099 There goes my pedicure. 1228 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:02,239 35,000 on a horse is money very well spent, 1229 00:46:02,599 --> 00:46:04,139 especially when it's not my money. 1230 00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,139 Thank you. 1231 00:46:05,139 --> 00:46:06,400 When's the last time you saw Mary? 1232 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,739 She said you're absolutely pathetic. 1233 00:46:09,179 --> 00:46:11,259 She had already texted me telling me to go f myself. 1234 00:46:11,259 --> 00:46:11,819 What? 1235 00:46:11,819 --> 00:46:13,720 It's gonna take a lot for this to heal. 1236 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,880 Like I'm done. 1237 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,940 I'm done. 86408