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WHITE NOISE
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Well, what is it?
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Did you hear me?
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Dominique.
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Dominique...
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WHITE NOISE FADES
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What is it?
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Erm...
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..I saw something
suspicious on the Tube.
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Mm-hm.
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It was a Pog.
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I mean, a bag.
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It was a pag, a pannier bag.
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I call them pags
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because I am young
and we like to mix...
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..two different words
and bring them together.
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Case in point, Brangelina.
God rest them.
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So, anyway, what was a pannier bag -
or pag if you will -
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doing not on a bike
but on the Tube, Director?
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Well, someone took
their bike on the Tube.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes! Someone took their bike...
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Of course! That is why
you're in the big chair.
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"See it, say it, sorted."
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I saw it, I said it, you sorted it.
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OK, I'm going to go.
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Did you do something different
with your hair? Cos it's fire!
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OK, I know the way out. Bye!
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You're where I need you to be.
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Been doing a fair bit of
work with the IRA recently.
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They said he was from a
local residents' association.
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Fisher's file.
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And this is her address -
32 Ivydale Grove.
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Ivydale Grove...
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The nation saved, is it?
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Ivydale Carnival...
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IRA...
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Ivydale Residents' Association...
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No-one is more fond of
the Carnival than we are.
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I mean, our concern here
is for public safety -
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us and the festivalgoers.
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For everyone's safety,
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we're suggesting that the Carnival
be moved to a more suitable
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location - Hyde Park or...
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..Coventry.
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- Mm.
- Mm-hm.
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IRA.
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Ivydale Residents' Association.
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Bastards!
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UPBEAT MUSIC
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{\an8}The IRA is the
Ivydale Residents' Association.
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{\an8}What?!
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The Ivydale Residents' Association.
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And Fisher's in it!
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They've been trying to get Carnival
shut down or moved for years.
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The radio scrambling isn't a
cover for a terror attack.
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- I think it IS the terror attack.
- What?! What?!
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I think they're trying to cause
a crush to prove their case!
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And you're sure Fisher's in on this?
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Yeah.
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I was set up. I was the patsy -
handing over security plans
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so her hands are clean!
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So, what shall we do?
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Shall we warn people?
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Positions, please, people!
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No, no, no, no.
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It could cause a panic.
We'd be doing their jobs for them.
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Ooh! Ooh!
The tracker you put in Steve's car!
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Yes!
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Actually, I've been meaning to ask,
how do I track a car?
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I-I-I just put it under there,
hoping for the best.
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Go see Dave in the gadget stores
and he'll give you a receiver.
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OK. I'll call you when I find Steve.
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Be safe, yeah?
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- Yep.
- And also, try and act normal.
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Yes, yes. All right, sister, yeah.
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Yeah...
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Let's go play some pan.
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We need to abort.
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What? What are you talking about?
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I think someone's onto us -
my fall guy.
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Based on what?
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Based on...
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..a feeling.
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Last-minute nerves, Joanna.
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You were the same when we
installed the rising bollards.
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No, listen...
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Besides, such a decision
requires a meeting.
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Quorum.
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Then we need an emergency meeting.
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Which requires 24 hours' notice.
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We have articles of association...
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BEEPING
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- The cherries are steeped in
our own liqueur.
- Oh, lovely.
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Who was on the phone?
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No-one. The cat-sitter.
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Would it be crass to
have a glass of bubbly?
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Oh, lovely.
Shall I turn on the TV?
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Good God.
You're not suggesting we watch?!
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I'm beginning to wonder if
we're doing the right thing.
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Come on, Cynthia,
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we've been over and over this -
we've had vote after vote.
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The current situation is
untenable, we know that.
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Sooner or later, there's going
to be a serious incident.
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The AI modelling that Zach kindly
prepared for us showed as much.
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We've tried everything we can
to make the council listen
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and they simply won't.
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If anything, this is on them.
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We've suggested every viable
alternative location,
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like Stratford.
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Oh, no! My sister lives there.
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Again, not that Stratford, Cynthia.
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We saw an all-black production
of Hamlet at the RSC.
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Do you know, it was
absolutely marvellous.
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Yes, of course, regrettably,
there will be some...
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..casualties...
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..but at least this way, we have
some control over the numbers.
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"If it were done when 'tis done,
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"then 'twere well,
it be done quickly."
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Thank you, Murray.
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Also, it's knocking a
million off my house price.
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It's economic vandalism!
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When exactly will...
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..it happen?
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As soon as the parade
comes to a close...
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..and the crowds start moving...
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..then our chap will...
jam the radios.
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Chin, chin.
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- Cheers.
- Bottoms up.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Yeah, what do you want?
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OK, I might have a way
to get your record wiped.
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It's a long shot, OK?
It's a very long shot,
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but it's the best shot
you're going to have,
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and I need you to work
with me on something.
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Work with you? On what?
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I'm going to need to sell
that you were my informant.
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Snitch? Nah, bun that.
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OK, look, Tevin, if you are really
serious about going straight,
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if you really want to be
in your daughter's life,
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these are the kind of decisions
you're going to have to make, right?
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You're going to have to not be
so cool in front of your boys.
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And, yes, maybe they might try and
kill you every once in a while...
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BUZZING
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Hey, it's Dom.
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I forgot the password.
Can you let me in?
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..but I need you to work
with me on this, OK?
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Are you in or are you out?
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What do you need me to do?
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OK.
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I should just give you
two your own set of keys.
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, my God. Dad. OK...
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LINE RINGS
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Come on, pick up.
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Dad, pick up!
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You've reached the voicemail of...
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..Dr Morris Archibald.
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Please leave a message.
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BEEP
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Hey, Dad, it's me. I don't know
if you're at Carnival yet,
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but if you aren't, don't go.
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And if you are, leave now.
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Something's going to go down.
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And I don't mean to Funkytown, Dad.
This isn't a joke, OK?
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Just...call me when you get this.
HORN HONKS
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What the fuck, man?
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- For Dom, yeah?
- Yes, boss.
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So, how are you liking the bank
holiday vibes? Fantastic weather.
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Yeah, it's great.
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Erm...I-I need to change
the destination, mate.
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Sorry, boss.
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You'll have to do it on the app.
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Yeah, I can't do it in the app
because my destination is...
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..it's moving.
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Are you following someone?
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Yes.
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Like in a film?
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I guess...
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You'd be surprised
how much this happens.
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Strap in.
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ENGINE REVS, TYRES SCREECH
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Yeah, go, go, go, go, go!
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Hang a right here.
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TYRES SCREECH
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Go round him!
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Move out the bloody way!
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HORN HONKS
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OK, here, here, here,
here, here, here, here!
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Stop, stop, stop!
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Thank you! Five stars, mate!
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Damn right, five stars.
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Freeze!
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Whoa!
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Ah... I-If you want a 99, you've
got to queue like everybody else.
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Hold that, mate.
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Shit, shit, shit!
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Thank you!
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Sorry! Have fun!
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Let me get a banana lolly.
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Sprinkles as well, yeah?
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On a lolly?!
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That's how I like my stuff.
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Hi, Dom, thanks for calling!
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Steve's onto us! He put the
tracker on an ice cream van!
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What?! Where are you?!
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Three o'clock.
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No, that's nine o'clock.
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And that's 12.
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Now you're just looking in the sky.
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I'm more comfortable
with military time, Dom!
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Get on your bloody right, Kay!
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Yes!
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Sorry. Just coming...
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You get off...and I'll come round!
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Yes! Yeah! Yes!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Oh, my God. Officer, I know this
is going to sound a bit weird,
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but I need you to
believe me on this, right?
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There is going to be a crush.
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A really big one.
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Yeah, I think so.
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What?
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No, I meant...
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Hello, everybody! Are you
enjoying yourselves safely?
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CHEERING
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Good! Good!
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Oh, Dom! Dom, Dom, Dom.
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I got here as quick as I could.
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OK, so here's where we're at, right?
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We're pretty sure that Steve is
going to trigger a fatal crush
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and we have no idea where he is.
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He could set this
thing off any minute.
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- Hang on.
- What?
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- Dave said you need a transmitter
to scramble the radios.
- Mm.
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If you're going to block a
signal, you need an aerial...
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..probably a really big one...
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..placed somewhere like that!
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Oh, my God, Kay. Yes!
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Which flat is that?
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Er, sixth floor.
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Er, one, two, third across.
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Kay, you're a fricking genius!
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- Come on.
- No, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom!
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What if it's someone that really
doesn't want to pay for their Sky?
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Well, what else have we got?
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Gilbert Road, come in.
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This is Gilbert Road.
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How's it looking down there?
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We're about 60% capacity.
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Copy that. Over.
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Yeah, come on.
Wind your bumps somewhere else, man!
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Can you move? It's really important!
National Security!
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I said, move out of the way!
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- We're so sorry.
- What are you
talking about?!
- No, no, no, no...
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- I'm trying to save your life!
- We're
so sorry, guys! Enjoy Carnival!
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RADIO CHATTER
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DIALS PHONE
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LINE RINGS
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Conditions are optimal to go.
261
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:47,680
In that case, with the authority
invested in me as chairman,
262
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,240
I therefore...
263
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,480
..with due solemnity...
264
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..authorise engagement.
265
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May God have mercy on our souls.
266
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,280
BUZZING
267
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DOGS BARK
268
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,640
BUZZING
269
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,800
- BANGING
- Hello?! Are you deaf or what?!
270
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,600
Open the door!
271
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,480
What?
272
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:40,000
Is this your car, mate?
Black Golf, 17 plate?
273
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,040
Why?
274
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,720
You might want to come down here -
council are towing it.
275
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,200
All right, Steve?
276
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,600
So good to see you.
277
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,840
Looking good.
278
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,880
Inside.
279
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,640
You know, you kind of
ruined my life, Steve.
280
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,760
Sorry, Dom.
281
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,920
You look lovely by the way.
282
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,960
Thank you, I...
I glisten when I sweat.
283
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,240
Lift was out of order.
284
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,600
We haven't met, Steve. I'm Kay.
285
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,800
Look, we know all about
your plan, Steve.
286
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,520
Your fake Irish jig is up.
287
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,120
Except that...
288
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,240
Ooh...
289
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,280
..I also have a gun.
290
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,400
I guess what we have here
is a Mexican standoff.
291
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,440
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
292
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,680
Mexican standoffs, you need
one other person with a gun,
293
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,200
- like, right there, so there's
you two...
- OK, OK, all right,
294
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,400
fine, then, it's just...
295
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,040
It's just a standoff, then?
296
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,200
Yeah, standoff is good because
297
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,600
Mexican standoff is actually quite
offensive to Mexican people...
298
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,320
OK! The point is we both have guns!
299
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,560
Except that...
300
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,760
GUN CLICKS
301
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:41,800
..mine's real.
302
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,960
Shit. OK, OK.
303
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,840
- Er, move to the backup plan.
- Yeah.
304
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,080
Bring out the backup.
305
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,960
- Right.
- OK. Just turning it on...
306
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,560
- What's your Wi-Fi password, Steve?
- Oh, fuck's sakes.
307
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,440
Just tether it to my phone!
308
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,040
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry...
309
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,040
Oh, sorry, face ID.
310
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,080
Great.
311
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,120
OK.
312
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,600
We knew you might come prepared,
313
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,480
so we got ourselves a
little insurance policy.
314
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,960
I understand you
collect Pogs, Steve.
315
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,440
Yeah, quite the collection too.
316
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,440
It'd be a shame if something
were to happen to it...
317
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,920
..wouldn't it, Tevin?
318
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,240
- There's nothing here.
- What?
319
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,440
Been trying to text you.
The place is empty.
320
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,160
And don't say my name!
321
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,160
Which he wouldn't have
known was your real name
322
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,520
if you didn't just correct me!
323
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,080
You fucking idiots.
324
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,560
Oh, well, that's a bit rude.
325
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,880
At least this way,
you get to enjoy the show.
326
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,400
What-what-what do you mean by show?
327
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,760
ELECTRICAL WHIRRING
328
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,040
BEEPING
329
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,280
- OK, that's bad.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
330
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,320
Anyone, come in.
331
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,880
RADIO CHATTER
332
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,840
RAISED VOICES
333
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,000
SIREN WAILS
334
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:13,440
Oh, Dom, there's a reason you
get picked to be the patsy.
335
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,600
No, no, no, no, no, no!
336
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,160
GUNSHOT
337
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,120
- Oh, my...
- Oh!
338
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,160
Oh, my Go...
339
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,320
- Fisher?!
- Yep.
340
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:28,040
We've been onto this guy ever since
you handed over the file, Dominique.
341
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,600
Bullshit!
342
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:33,280
You were in on this, you and the
Ivydale Residents' Association.
343
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,600
Preposterous!
344
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,480
We can't even get Quorum to
object to the bike hangars,
345
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,640
let alone organise
something like this.
346
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,920
I saw the Pog on your desk!
347
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,400
Yeah, I like a Pog, so what?
348
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,440
I'm a nerd.
349
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,080
You might not believe it, Dominique,
350
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,160
but the truth is I tracked
down Steve, found you two here -
351
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,760
despite the fact that you've
been relieved of your duties -
352
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,760
Steve shot you both,
so I had to shoot Steve.
353
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,040
- What?
- No, Steve didn't sh...
354
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,760
Police, please.
This is an emergency.
355
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,960
I'm a senior MI5 agent.
356
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:21,600
I'm in attendance at a scene with
shots fired and three fatalities.
357
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,640
Flat 17, Tyburn Tower.
358
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,800
I need a full response
team and ambulances.
359
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,920
OK, we're sending
officers immediately.
360
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,640
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
361
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,920
THEY GROAN
362
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,960
Oh, that hurts!
That's worse than paintball!
363
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,040
You think that hurts?
364
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,880
Try having all of this!
365
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,040
OK, please tell me
you hit record, Tev.
366
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,360
Yes, I hit record!
367
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,840
- Ah, OK.
- Ah.
368
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,640
And can you stop saying my name?!
369
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,840
Three victims, did you say?
370
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:10,280
Yes. He shot two of them,
so I had to neutralise him.
371
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,560
I mean, like, prepare yourself.
372
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,200
It's not a pretty sight.
373
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,600
Kay? What are you doing here, mate?
374
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,080
It's a long story, Quentin,
but let me just show you.
375
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,320
Steve shot you both,
so I had to shoot Steve.
376
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,440
- What?
- No, Steve didn't sh...
377
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,840
GUNSHOTS
378
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,440
Oof.
379
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,280
Not all skinfolk, eh?
380
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,000
We have evidence.
381
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,560
Argh!
382
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,560
I've never stolen so much as
an apple from a greengrocers!
383
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,920
Anything you do say may
be given in evidence.
384
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,960
"Demand me nothing.
What you know, you know.
385
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,720
"From this time forth
I never will speak word."
386
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,520
Just say, "No comment," you twat.
387
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,360
Can someone please
tell my housekeeper
388
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,000
to put the dips back in the fridge?
389
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,760
Take your hands off me!
I'm warning you!
390
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,400
I play paddleball
with David Cameron!
391
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,040
UPBEAT MUSIC
392
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,560
You do not have to say anything,
393
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,920
but it may harm your defence
if you do not mention,
394
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,920
when questioned, something
which you later rely on in court.
395
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,720
Are you dancing?
396
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,200
No, my, er...underwear's
sort of riding up.
397
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,240
Get in the car!
398
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,960
THEY SQUEAL AND CHUCKLE
399
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,880
Yeah!
400
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,960
What are you doing?
401
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,120
Come on, Dom, it's Carnival!
402
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,280
Mm-mm. It's not my style.
I don't really dance.
403
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,640
Come on!
404
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,840
Kay..
405
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,400
..I don't dance.
406
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,280
MUSIC CONTINUES
407
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,600
Woo, woo, woo, woo!
408
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,640
# It's a new dawn
409
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,680
# It's a new day
410
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,840
# It's a new life for me
411
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,440
# Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
412
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,320
# And I'm feeling good
413
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,560
# Fish in the sea
414
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,480
# You know how I feel
415
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,720
# River running free
416
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,960
# You know how I feel
417
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,240
# Blossom on the tree
418
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,600
# You know how I feel
419
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,920
# It's a new dawn... #
420
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,240
- Mo.
- Dom.
421
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,240
Good to have you back.
422
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,160
Thanks.
423
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,240
# And I'm feeling good... #
424
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,280
I just wanted to say thank you
for what you did for Carnival.
425
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,360
Oh.
426
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,360
It's my biggest weekend of
the year, that. It's just...
427
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,680
Those are my people!
428
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,720
Yeah, I'm always crate-diving for
old dub plates and whatnot, and...
429
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,240
..I live in Clapham,
which is pretty near Brixton.
430
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,560
I was actually thinking of
setting up my own festival there.
431
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,800
A little carnival.
The Clapham Carn...
432
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,920
..vival. Erm...
433
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,640
I'm in a reggae band, basically.
434
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,280
You'd be kind of hot if you
weren't such a knob, you know that?
435
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,080
Bye.
436
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,120
Happy with that.
437
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,320
We have set you up with
your own desk over here.
438
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,520
We need you to familiarise
yourself with this first.
439
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,640
We're briefing Cobra in two hours.
440
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,920
This is you.
441
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,440
Welcome to the fast lane.
442
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,520
Thank you.
443
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,760
Oh, erm...
444
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,520
Remember I mentioned that
informant who helped me?
445
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,000
I kind of promised him
I'd get his record wiped.
446
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,320
Yeah, look, it's a bit of a hassle,
that sort of a thing.
447
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,400
Usually takes a second tick
from Whitehall.
448
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,640
But my computer is logged in.
449
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,640
I'm going to go for a piss
and an Earl Grey,
450
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,960
so I dare say if you were to access
the records, third icon down...
451
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,160
..well, I'd be none
the wiser, would I?
452
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,120
Thank you.
453
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,600
Hi.
454
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,960
- Egghead!
- Daddy!
455
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,160
I missed you!
456
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,280
Look, I've got something
for you, Egghead.
457
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,160
You paid for that?
458
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,880
I always pay for stuff!
459
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,480
Just with money from...you know.
460
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,320
And, yeah, there were sometimes
I didn't pay for stuff either,
461
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,440
but I, but I did pay for this.
462
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,120
Look...I've got the receipt.
463
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,160
It's all right.
464
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,720
I believe you.
465
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,160
Look, erm, T'Nisha, things are...
466
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,800
..things are going
to be different now,
467
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,040
I promise.
468
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,520
Come here.
469
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,960
All right, look, er...
470
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,080
go inside, Egghead.
I'm right behind you.
471
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,560
DOOR OPENS
472
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,480
Officer Ogundare.
473
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,280
Dom! How did you know I was here?
474
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,560
Did you trace my mobile?
Because you're not meant to do that!
475
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,720
Relax, all right?
476
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,400
I know your beat and I know
how you feel about pastries.
477
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,440
It wasn't hard.
478
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,320
Now, I have a job for you.
479
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,480
What, are you...
Are you, like, Fisher now?
480
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,200
Er, I'm sort of better than Tom,
not quite as good as Alasdair.
481
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,400
What do you think? Hmm?
482
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,160
I don't know.
483
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:31,160
Like, today, I got a
Frisbee down from a tree.
484
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,480
I stopped some lads from
throwing another lad's bag
485
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,480
on top of a bus stop.
486
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,120
I can see the difference
I make in my community.
487
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,480
I just...
488
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,440
I just didn't get that with MI5.
489
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,480
Kay...
490
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,280
..you just saved Carnival.
491
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,280
Probably thousands of lives.
492
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,800
You bravely went and
got that pink form.
493
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,640
Ooh, Debra's still texting
me about a date,
494
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,960
if that's what you can even call
some of the things she's describing.
495
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,480
You figured out about the radios.
496
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,560
You worked out how
to find Steve's lair.
497
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,800
It was a lair, wasn't it?
498
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:08,400
Kay, YOU are the difference in
the community and MI5 needs that.
499
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,400
MI5 needs you.
500
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,840
So, what do you say?
501
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,440
Working together again?
502
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,040
Team Day, huh?
503
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,560
All right. Two hot
chocolates with oat milk
504
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,960
because dairy's for don't care-ies.
505
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,640
- We say boo to the moo.
- Stop it!
506
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,200
- No, did you see what
I did there?
- Stop it!
507
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,240
THEY LAUGH
508
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,040
What the hell is happening?
509
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,440
Oh, erm, er, this is Yas.
510
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,480
Hi.
511
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,720
Ah... THIS is Yas.
512
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,320
- Yeah.
- She's pretty.
513
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,360
Er... I'm here.
514
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,920
But thank you.
515
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,960
Erm, Yas, this is Dom.
516
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,000
What, THE Dom?
517
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,240
Oh, I see my reputation precedes me.
518
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,720
Er, Dom has very
kindly offered me a job.
519
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,760
Wait, what?
520
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,120
- Mm.
- We've talked about this.
This is what she does.
521
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,960
I'm sorry, this is
what who does what?!
522
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,120
Look, no offence, yeah...
523
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,720
..but your relationship,
it's not healthy.
524
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,320
You're co-dependent.
525
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,080
Oh...
526
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,840
Yeah...
527
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,080
..we are co-dependent!
528
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,720
Kay, I want you to
come and work with me
529
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,360
because I depend on you
and you depend on me.
530
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,040
And we are co...
531
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,200
..depending...on each other.
532
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,080
So just come work with me, man!
533
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,040
Please?
534
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,640
Yas...
535
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,520
..I don't think I'm going
to be finishing my shift.
536
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,680
- Kay...
- Yeah!
537
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,160
Here are the keys to
the community centre.
538
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,520
You're going to have to fly solo
for pensioner bike maintenance.
539
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,360
Don't do this, Kay.
540
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,680
Make sure you reset the
heating after hot yoga
541
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,720
and don't let the Quakers
bully you out before six.
542
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,760
Bye, Jaz.
543
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,800
It's Yas.
544
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,080
Oh, sorry. I really don't care.
545
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,240
Good luck, Yas!
546
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,280
But you left...
547
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,240
Oat milk?
548
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,040
Yeah, I don't actually understand
how an oat can be milked.
549
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,040
Good to have you back, friend.
550
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,160
Now, let's get out of here,
shall we?
551
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,960
- No!
- Hm-hm!
552
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,880
- No!
- Just a perk of the job!
553
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,800
- You going to drive in
those heels?
- Yes, I am.
554
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,560
Ooh, you see?
You're slipping off the pedal.
555
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,160
It's cos it has a low biting point.
556
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,920
I'm just saying, you could
have a pair of flats in your bag.
557
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,080
Oh, my God, Kay.
You're putting me off. I'm just...
558
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,280
A little pair of ballet pumps
doesn't have to break the bag.
559
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,680
If you don't stop talking,
I swear I will hit you!
560
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,240
Keep your hands at
ten to two, please.
561
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,640
Do I get my own office?
562
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,600
I don't even have
my own office, so no!
563
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,000
- Can I have a bigger desk?
- No!
564
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,520
Can I have a plant on my desk?
565
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,480
Fine, yes. You have to pay for it
yourself.
566
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,440
That's all right. Can I start
an office netball team?
567
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,080
Netball?
568
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,800
- No!
- OK.
569
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,200
# Bite your lip
570
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,720
# And take a trip
571
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,760
# Though there may be wet road ahead
572
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,680
# And you cannot slip
573
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,240
# Just move on up
574
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,200
# For peace, you will find... #
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