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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,920 MUFFLED SHOUTING 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,920 Oh, my goodness. 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,480 TYRES SCREECH 4 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,640 MUFFLED SHOUTING 5 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,400 MUFFLED HEAVING BREATHING 6 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,720 Argh! Argh! 7 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:51,040 VOMITS AND COUGHS 8 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,360 I'm in-between lip waxes, you animal! 9 00:00:54,360 --> 00:01:00,760 {\an8}I told you, I need to sit in the front and I need to see the horizon! 10 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,800 Oh, I am sorry about that. 11 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,360 Who are you working for? 12 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,560 I'm not working with anyone! No-one! 13 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,080 VOMITS 14 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,400 What were you planning with Steve? 15 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,360 Nothing! I thought the guy was one of us! 16 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,520 How did you acquire the classified documents? 17 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,400 She put it in my bag without telling me! 18 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,640 What about the money? 19 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,600 I didn't know he was going to send me ten grand! 20 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,520 15. 21 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,720 Yeah, that's what I meant. 22 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,240 I'm afraid we're going to have to 23 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,400 turn on the sound for another ten minutes. 24 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,160 - No, please. - Bloody awful racket. 25 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:41,880 OVERLAPPING SCREECHING NOISES 26 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,880 What is this?! Is this Slipknot or what?! 27 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,920 NOISE CONTINUES 28 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:58,680 Well, this is good news. Your stories tally up. 29 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,960 We're satisfied beyond reasonable doubt that you are not, in fact, 30 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:06,840 double agents. So, I'll be ticking "ineptitude" on my form. 31 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,760 - So we're not going to prison? - No. 32 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,480 But in case it wasn't obvious, you're both dismissed. 33 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,960 Effective immediately. 34 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,800 Ma'am, look, erm, I know we messed up. 35 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:21,080 We've already gathered some really useful intel on this guy. 36 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,360 - Steve, for one, we don't think that's his real name. - Yeah. 37 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,240 For another, he doesn't drink orange squash. 38 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,400 Also some other stuff you should know that is better than that. 39 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,600 You know what, I think we're good. We've got this. 40 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,800 We could pool information. You know, work out who this guy is. 41 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,960 We know who he is. 42 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,680 Steve's real name is Jared O'Hara. 43 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,760 He's an Oxford graduate who fucked up, got into drugs. 44 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,760 He's done six months for card fraud and isn't allowed a mortgage. 45 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,320 Three days ago, we got intel from an asset inside a far-right group. 46 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,360 Someone tried to sell them the security plans 47 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,920 for the Notting Hill Carnival for a ludicrous price. 48 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:59,120 One of our agents then found said plans in a bin outside the pub. 49 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,720 Wait... Wait, this pub. Was it The Rope & Anchor? 50 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,280 That's the one. We're satisfied he's not a serious threat. 51 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,040 The police'll take it from here. 52 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,240 Ma'am... I'm sorry, this just doesn't make any sense. 53 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:15,640 You didn't see this guy, he was a real slick operator. 54 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,440 He's planning something. 55 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:21,880 We're satisfied he's not a serious threat. 56 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,440 Oh, my... 57 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,320 He set this up as a double bluff! 58 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,800 He knew this would get back to you. 59 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,040 That was probably a fake ID! 60 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,320 He's trying to make it seem like he's not serious 61 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,000 but I'm telling you, he is. 62 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,600 Or could it be, Dominique, that you're not?! 63 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,600 I mean, come on. 64 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,800 This is the oldest play in the book and you fell for it. 65 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,600 This is the same kind of shit 66 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,760 cold callers tried on my 86-year-old mother 67 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,000 and even she knew something fishy was going on! 68 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,680 Keeping this country safe requires the brightest minds, Dominique. 69 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:57,000 We might have the odd job for those who fall short of that - 70 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,240 the archives, for example. But for you... 71 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,120 ..you may find other work more suitable. 72 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,720 - We're done here. - Ma'am? 73 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:10,080 - No, no, do we have to do that? - Ma'am...? - Can I get a nausea band? 74 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,160 Or at least crack open a window! 75 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,040 WIND HOWLS 76 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:27,720 I guess...all's well that ends well. 77 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,640 I'm sorry... Excuse me?! 78 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,920 As in, we're not in serious trouble. 79 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,680 You just cost me my job. 80 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,800 - Oh... - I - cost you YOUR job?! 81 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,720 Yeah. By stabbing me in the back. 82 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:50,760 Excuse me. YOU were the one who put the file in MY bag. 83 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,960 And even then, I stood by you. I helped you. 84 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,960 Until you stabbed me in the back. 85 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,960 Why did you do it, Kay?! 86 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,560 Steve would have walked through that door any minute! 87 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,600 Yeah, well, the police'll take care of him now. 88 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,360 They're never going to find him! 89 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,000 He's not going to go back to that flat now, is he? 90 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,920 Not after you invited half of MI5 round for breakfast! 91 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,000 - Well, what does it matter now anyway? - Wha... 92 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,520 - Fisher says he's not even a serious threat. - He is a serious threat! 93 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,320 Oh, and MI5 are wrong about that, are they? 94 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,600 - Yes! - And your evidence for that is? 95 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,560 - My instincts. - Oh, your instincts?! 96 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,640 Your instincts that led you to give the file away in the first place! 97 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,040 Dom, listen to yourself! 98 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,160 This is what this whole thing has been about - your ego! 99 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,200 You just can't accept when you're wrong! 100 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,280 SIGHS 101 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:46,000 Look, I'm sorry you messed up. 102 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,480 But you did. 103 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,360 Look, everyone has an off day. 104 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:56,480 He played on your vulnerabilities. You wanted a better job. 105 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,560 And I saw him, he was a good-looking guy... 106 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,280 You know what, Kay? Fuck you! 107 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,120 Yeah, well... 108 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,760 Forget you, Dom! 109 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,640 What, are you just going to walk all the way back to London?! 110 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:13,280 The app says that the bus is going to be here in... 111 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,760 ..an hour and 43 minutes! 112 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,120 And this man! Honestly, grrr! 113 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,800 I don't know how he managed to organise all of this, 114 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,160 and he can't even organise his own sock drawer! 115 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,680 LAUGHTER 116 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:34,240 No, but seriously, I am so overwhelmed. I... 117 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,840 Morris, 118 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:40,360 you're not just my best friend... 119 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,040 Oh, I'm going to get emotional. 120 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,840 Oh! 121 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:47,560 You're my soulmate. Thank you, darling. 122 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:51,640 - And thank you, ev... - Fuck... Oh, fuck! Bollocks! 123 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,240 It's all broke... 124 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,120 Oh... Sorry. Hello. 125 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,200 Um... 126 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,720 Sorry... 127 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,720 CLATTERING 128 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,720 I'll pay for that. 129 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,720 Sorry. 130 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,600 Ah, hello, Auntie Maureen. 131 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,200 You look nice. You've done something with your... 132 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,680 ..your head tie. 133 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,760 - To Julie! - To Julie! 134 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,600 To Julie! 135 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,760 Where have you been? Your dad's been introducing me to everyone. 136 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,440 - What happened to you?! - I don't want to talk about it. 137 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,160 - Oh! - Oh! - Dom! - Yeah. - Oh, thank you for coming. 138 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,200 - I live here. - Yeah. 139 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,120 - Oh, and you've brought me a, erm... - Yeah, they're a little bit flaccid, 140 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,800 - but, you know, it's the thought that counts. - Yeah. 141 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,760 - I also, er, got you a scented candle. It's somewhere. - Oh, darling. 142 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,280 Thank you. That's so sweet. 143 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,840 My word. What a way you come to a party. 144 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,520 You never hear the dress code?! 145 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,320 I didn't know there was a dress code, Auntie Maureen. 146 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,400 - It was on the family group chat. - I'm not even on the family group chat. 147 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,600 - Well, that's your problem. - How come you're on the family group chat?! 148 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,960 - Cos they like... - And why are you so tardy? 149 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,640 I got...a little tied up. 150 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:08,040 No, no, it's fine. I mean, Dom gets held up at work sometimes. 151 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:12,720 - Mm. My baby works for the Food Standards Agency now. - Thank you. 152 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,640 Government job. People's lives are in her hands. 153 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:20,400 - Oh, really? - And it's office-based! 154 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,800 Dom finally hold down a job... 155 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:30,000 ..and a man? And people say God isn't real! 156 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,520 - Actually... - And we are so proud of her! 157 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:38,960 - Proud. - Er, Dad, I—I don't work there any more. 158 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,120 I knew it! That child can't cook. 159 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,120 Her mother was a beautiful cook. 160 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:48,080 This one, we only let her bring ice. 161 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,520 Even Cousin Darren's allowed to choose the crisps. 162 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,240 And he used to be on crack! 163 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,960 Oh... 164 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,160 Evenin'. 165 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,880 Oh, hi, Darren! 166 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,800 And how are you? 167 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,320 Fantastic. Regional top salesman three months in a row. 168 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:06,640 Even Darren's turned his life around. 169 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,480 What do you mean, you don't work there any more? Do you mean 170 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,360 - you've changed department... - No, I mean, I was fired. OK, Dad? 171 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,800 I was fired. I was let go of. I am jobless. 172 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,760 So, the job isn't real. 173 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,720 The boyfriend fake, too? 174 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,920 Probably. He's a global ten. 175 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,560 Dom's, what, a Hackney five? 176 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,280 Yo, does this look fake? 177 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,320 If you'll excuse us, we're going to the buffet. 178 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,200 - Come on. - Bye. 179 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,480 - Uncle Morris... - Mm? 180 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,760 Did you know triple glazing can save you hundreds a year on energy bills? 181 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,360 - Go... - Shout, man. I got you. 182 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,960 - You know I don't need your pity, right? - I know. Look, your family 183 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,400 were just being a little bit... 184 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,800 Listen, if circumstances were different, 185 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,160 man definitely would, you know what I mean? 186 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:14,560 Well, that's nasty. And man definitely would be denied. 187 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,080 But thank you. 188 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,040 You know I can't get your record wiped now, right? 189 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,800 Yeah, I clocked that. I'm tapped. 190 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:30,800 You know, whatever I did... Brightmarsh, all of that shit, 191 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,080 I did it all for Jayden. 192 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,720 Tried to give her the start in life that I didn't have. 193 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:39,360 Every penny I earned, I put into an account in her name. 194 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,640 Every penny you earned? Erm, what about the G-wagon? 195 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,920 - Man can't be trapping in a Ford Focus. - Mm-hm. 196 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,280 - So, what are you going to do now? - Don't know. 197 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,920 Maybe I'll hand myself in. 198 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,480 Well, I mean, at least your daughter would know where you were, you know? 199 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,280 - Cos you'd be in prison. - Yes. Yes, I understood that. - OK. 200 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,840 Whatever way this goes, I know I'll never be able to see her again. 201 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:05,000 - Her mum'll make sure of that. - Look, you could... 202 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,560 ..stay a bit longer if you wanted to. Until... 203 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,680 ..mans is less tapped. 204 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,680 I really don't want to go back and hang out with Auntie Maureen. 205 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,800 Oh, no, definitely. 206 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,880 I'm staying here until she goes home to watch Casualty. 207 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,720 - Callaloo? - Callaloo. 208 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,320 Well, it's just over a week to the Notting Hill Carnival. 209 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,440 Sequins are being stitched, feathers plumped, chicken jerked. 210 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,320 - And we caught up with the year six pupils... - Dominique! 211 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:42,080 ..of St Christopher's in Streatham who, this year, are planning a float 212 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,440 with a difference... 213 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,840 Dom, get up! 214 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,040 DOM GROANS 215 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,040 It's nearly midday. 216 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,240 Oh, God! What?! Fuck! 217 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:55,160 Why do you hate me?! I'm your daughter! 218 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,600 That's one hot chocolate and one hot chocolate with oat milk. 219 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,280 - There you go, partner. - Thanking you, sir. 220 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,440 THEY LAUGH 221 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,040 Ah, what are we doing in this shift, Yas? 222 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,960 Well, it's not very exciting, 223 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,920 but we're going to supervise some young people doing graffiti 224 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:14,040 - on a wall where they've got express permission. - That. Sounds. Lovely. 225 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,480 It does, doesn't it? 226 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,560 Also, I've baked some sugar-free macaroons that we can all share. 227 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,400 - Oh, brilliant! That'll bring everyone together! - Yeah! 228 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:26,880 How about this? Online picker for a major supermarket? 229 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,680 - It's a £10 night-time premium. - No! 230 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:33,760 - Oh, er, do we need to talk again about the PGCE? - Uh... 231 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,640 You've got to apply for something, Dom. 232 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,920 The worst thing you can have in life is a gap on your CV. 233 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,640 INDISTINCT CHAT 234 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,720 SIGHS HAPPILY 235 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,720 Man, I love a briefing. 236 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,720 - Kay! - Yas! 237 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,640 - Sorry, can I just...? Yas! - Hiya! 238 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,400 - I didn't know you were doing a shift today. - Yeah, I love Carnival. 239 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,840 - Volunteer for it every year. - Me too! - No! 240 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,520 Yeah, er, tomorrow I'm actually playing on a float. 241 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,880 - Stop it. - Yeah. Yeah, I'm in a steel band. 242 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,360 - Oh, my God! - I know. It's not a big deal... - No, it's amazing! 243 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,960 - No, no, no... - Can I get your attention, please? 244 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:18,760 Ole, ole, ole, ole. How we feeling? 245 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,440 UNENTHUSIASTIC MUTTERING 246 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,360 Today's the first day of Carnival. 247 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,600 There is only one acceptable answer to that question. 248 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,800 That is, "Hot, hot, hot." So, I'll ask again. How are we feeling? 249 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,680 - Hot! Hot! Hot! - That's more like it! 250 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,880 First of all, a big thank you for volunteering. 251 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,000 This shift is a lot of fun. 252 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,320 We have a laugh. But... 253 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:48,240 ..make no mistake, this is the most challenging crowd control exercise 254 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,880 this side of the Hajj. 255 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:55,960 Now, there will be two million revellers 256 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,240 descending on these streets this weekend, 257 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:03,320 so this needs to run like clockwork. Military grade clockwork. 258 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,720 I'm talking the kind of clock you would find 259 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:10,520 presumably on the dashboard of a tank. 260 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,240 Now, under your seats, you'll find a number of items. 261 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,040 Don't look now! I didn't say look now! Eyes on me, please! 262 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,560 It's chaos in here! 263 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,720 First of all, you will find... 264 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,400 FINGERS CLICK 265 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,800 ..a high-vis vest. Put it on. 266 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,560 Not tied around your waist, not slung over your shoulder but on! 267 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,680 Secondly - quickly, Mel - 268 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,480 a goodie bag. A few little treats in there for ya. 269 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,120 A bottle of smart water, sunblock, 270 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,520 and my personal favourite - 271 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,120 a good old jar of Reggae Reggae Sauce. 272 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,560 Goes with anything. Just a little thank you for your efforts, 273 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,480 from the local residents' association. 274 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:59,160 Last, but most certainly not least, you will find - Mel! - 275 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,360 one of these. A radio. 276 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,280 Channel one, open at all times. 277 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,520 As far as you're concerned, this is the voice of God. 278 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,680 - Yes, what? - Um...we already have radios. 279 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,560 There's always one, isn't there, Mel? 280 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,920 Yeah, we know you already have radios 281 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,240 but everyone on crowd control is on one of these. 282 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,200 Top brass want to keep the police channels open 283 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,440 in case of an emergency. 284 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,000 Yes, Kay, what?! 285 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,400 No, it's just, we didn't do this last year. 286 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,040 It's called progress, mate. 287 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,720 We're not allowed to punch people in the kidneys any more either, are we? 288 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,360 Rightly or wrongly. 289 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:41,240 It's rightly! It's a joke! 290 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,440 Get with it, Mel! 291 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:48,040 Now, just because you're going to be working today 292 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,680 don't mean you have to stand still. 293 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,840 The press love it when us guys dance with the revellers, 294 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:57,160 so it's fallen on me to show you the correct way 295 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:01,000 to 'whine'! Yeah! You know what I'm talking about? 296 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,760 Come on, Carnivalistas, on your feet. Let's get whining! 297 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,480 Move those hips, use your core, use your core. Watch your back, 298 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,160 you'll do yourself a mischief. 299 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,480 Bring it right down, right down to the floor! 300 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,520 How low can you go? Right down, look at that! 301 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,280 Kay, where are you going, mate? I need ya. I need ya. 302 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,960 Come on, get them bumpers nice and low. Mm! 303 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,280 LIVELY MUSIC 304 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,160 Happy Carnival, guys. Stay hydrated. I hope that's water! 305 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,920 It's day one of Carnival. 306 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,120 You can see the streets there beginning to fill up nicely. 307 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,800 Over the next few days... 308 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,080 Putting on a mixed wash if you've got anything. 309 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,480 You know you can drop the whole perfect house guest bit now, right? 310 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,240 - I know. - So, just do what I do. 311 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,920 Put it in a basket and leave it until 312 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,560 Julie cracks and does it herself. 313 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,320 I'm packing up. I'm leaving tomorrow. 314 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,840 Where are you going to go? 315 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,040 Going to head for Felixstowe. 316 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,680 Get myself in-between the containers. 317 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,400 See if I can get myself on a ship. 318 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,840 Whoa. 319 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,200 That sounds... 320 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,800 insane! That's like... 321 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:33,000 - Yeah. - Like a black stowaway. You've not thought this through, bro. 322 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,080 Hmm! 323 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,280 There's a favour I need before I go. 324 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,080 I need you to take these somewhere for me. 325 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,000 The Istanbul Social Club on Green Lanes. 326 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Ask for Ercan. Give these to him. And he'll give you an envelope. 327 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:55,520 What in the nerdiverse, Comicon, loser, virgin, incel, 328 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,040 nonsense is this? 329 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,560 - It's my getaway fund. - Some old toys? 330 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:04,040 - You Feds really don't know niche, do you? - Know what? 331 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,600 This shit's worth bare piece. 332 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,600 '80s, '90s collectables boxed, mint-condition. 333 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,960 This is the real road man's economy now. 334 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,040 It's where all the real G's are putting their cash. 335 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,360 No-one's looking into this like crypto. 336 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,240 If you're from East, you're into N64 games. 337 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,440 All them West dons into Beanie Babies. 338 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,560 They're Pogs! 339 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,960 These were massive in the '90s. 340 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,880 What about Pogs? 341 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,360 That's the gold standard, boy. 342 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,480 What if someone had a sports bag full of packaged, 343 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,080 mint-condition Pogs? 344 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,640 - EXHALES - That's one hell of a getaway fund. 345 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,000 Oh, my God! 346 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,400 LAUGHS 347 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,080 ..so he tells me he smokes for religious reasons 348 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:48,760 and I said, "Mate, you're a 17-year-old ginger lad from Epsom." 349 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,440 - Oh! - Trying to fool me. - I know, I know. 350 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,000 Er, Yas, do you mind if we take a quick detour on the way home? 351 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,680 Er...yeah. What were you thinking? 352 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:09,360 - What is this place? - Wait here. Just gotta go and speak to someone. - Who? 353 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,880 Just someone. 354 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:17,600 And, er, whatever you do, don't come in after me. 355 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,000 INTERCOM BUZZES 356 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,000 Salisbury Plain. 357 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,880 DOOR UNLOCKS 358 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,840 - Afternoon. - Didn't think you'd be here on a Sunday. 359 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,240 You're lucky. If you'd been here half an hour earlier, 360 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,680 I'd still have been pillaging. 361 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,040 I should warn you, though, I can't give you any kit. 362 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,640 Because it's a Sunday? 363 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,320 Cos you've been fired. 364 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,920 Oh, erm, how do you know about that? 365 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,960 Well, for one, you gave the old password. 366 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,920 And for another, you just admitted it. 367 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,400 Yes. Very good. 368 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,720 LAUGHS 369 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,480 You should work for MI5. 370 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,600 - Look, I just wanted to ask your opinion about something. - You know 371 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,000 I could probably lose my job just for continuing this conversation? 372 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,280 So don't tell anyone. What is it? 373 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,280 Oof, ah, that's a blast from the past. 374 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,400 Aah... 375 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,200 The Tawagoto 639. 376 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,880 Used by police up until, ooh, 2004. 377 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,280 Cheap, decent battery life. 378 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,360 But security-wise, not much better than Fisher Price. 379 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,040 Well, how do you mean? 380 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,240 Notoriously easy to scramble. 381 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,480 Anyone with a decent transmitter and a GCSE in physics 382 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,160 can block the signal on one of these things and render them useless. 383 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,160 Thank you. Thank you. 384 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,200 A lot of money. 385 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,680 WHISTLES APPRECIATIVELY 386 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,160 SIGHS 387 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,640 LINE RINGS 388 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,560 PHONE RINGS 389 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,120 - Yello? - Ew. 390 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,000 Erm, who... Who is this? 391 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,960 Yas. Well, it's Yasmin, actually, but everyone just calls me Yas. 392 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,560 Right. 393 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,080 And you are? 394 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,440 Oh, sorry! Erm, I'm Kay's partner. 395 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,600 Kay's... 396 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,000 OK. Is he there? 397 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,880 He's actually kind of busy right now, he can't come to the phone. 398 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,280 Motherf... 399 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,720 Did you want to leave a message? 400 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,360 No. I don't. Because... 401 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,080 You know, this was a pocket dial. 402 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,760 If it's a pocket dial, then how are we talking? 403 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,560 Because...I'm wearing a Bluetooth headset, all right?! 404 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,240 OK, OK, OK. 405 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,080 Oh, I need to make a call! I need to make a call! Oh, yes. 406 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,680 Oh... Wait, before I make this call, 407 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,280 - there's something I need to tell you, Yas. - What is it? 408 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,480 EXHALES 409 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:06,680 Until quite recently, I used to work for the security services. MI5. 410 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,480 - Like James Bond?! - Yes. Only... 411 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,440 ..Christian, monogamous and with a licence to praise. 412 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,920 I need you to keep whatever you hear now absolutely secret, 413 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,040 - for your safety and the country's. Do you understand? - Yes. 414 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,080 - Yas, do you understand?! - Yes! - I need you to say, yes! - Yes! Yes! 415 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,320 LINE RINGS 416 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,960 Hey. Uh...answer this! 417 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,080 - What? - Answer it and say I'm busy 418 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,280 - and I can't come to the phone right now. - Why? Who is it? 419 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,600 Just do it! Quick! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 420 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,080 - Do an accent. - What? 421 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,520 Just, like, give it some Spanish. No, no, no, no! Italian. 422 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,080 Ciao. 423 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,040 Er...hi. Is Dom there? 424 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,000 - Dom can't come to the phone right now. - Italian! 425 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,200 Oh, er, OK. Well, can you pass on a message? 426 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,640 Arrivederci. 427 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,800 Tutti fruity. 428 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,160 Alora. 429 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,080 So, you know what I told you before? The MI5 stuff? 430 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,440 Just forget I said that. 431 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,000 - Oh. - Just forget I said that. 432 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,360 It was just, er, you know, me, MI5?! Ha! What a joke! 433 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:16,800 THEY LAUGH 434 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,560 DOORBELL CHIMES 435 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,200 Dom? Dom?! It's me! 436 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,760 We really need to talk. 437 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,760 Morris, come and look at this. 438 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,600 - There's another one! - Honestly, it's true what they say. 439 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,960 You wait for one bus to come along... 440 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,360 THEY LAUGH 441 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,640 You going to answer that? 442 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,320 No! And don't you answer it, either. 443 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,960 DOOR OPENS You're making a fool of yourself. 444 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,960 - What do you want? - You called me. - No, I didn't. 445 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,200 - Well, Yas said you did. - Well, I told Yas it was a pocket dial! 446 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,320 So you did call? 447 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,480 Shit. 448 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,720 Well, why did you call me? 449 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,040 Well, maybe I just called you back. 450 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,040 OK, well, you've done that. Bye. 451 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,360 - Well, maybe I had something to tell you. - What? 452 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,040 Well, you won't know if you don't answer my calls. 453 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,840 Did you call to apologise for being a big, fat Judas? 454 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,960 - No! - Well, then, I'm not interested. - Oh, I think you will be interested! 455 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,840 Oh, I think I'm not interested! Bye! Get off my drive! 456 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,800 Because I was calling to tell you... 457 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,760 ..you were right about Steve. 458 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,560 Yes, I was right about Steve. 459 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,120 Obviously! 460 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,440 So, Dave said these radios are notoriously easy to scramble. 461 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,240 Haven't been in service for years. 462 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,120 And there was a guy at the briefing... 463 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,920 Now, I can't be sure 464 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,040 but I think it was the guy that we saw meeting Steve. 465 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,440 What was he doing at the briefing? 466 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,600 They said he was from a local residents' association. 467 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,520 Yeah, bullshit - he's another one of Steve's day players. 468 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,280 OK. So, Steve wants to scramble the radios. 469 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,960 Probably to stop the police from responding to a terror attack. 470 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,960 - What do we do? - We need to get this information to Fisher, like, fast. 471 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,920 How?! We lost our jobs! 472 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,400 You've called MI5, 473 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,880 your national security service. For careers, press one. 474 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,000 - To report a security concern, press two. - Press two, press two. 475 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,360 You may find it quicker and easier 476 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,160 - to report your concern on our website. - Oh, God! Come on! 477 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,400 Hello, you're through to MI5, all calls may be recorded... 478 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,560 Hi, er, yes, I need to speak to Joanna Fisher, 479 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,600 Deputy Director of Intelligence. This is urgent. We think that 480 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,840 something's going to happen at Notting Hill Carnival tomorrow. 481 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,360 Right, well, we can't put people through to specific members of... 482 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:43,240 No, no, no, you don't understand, I'm an agent. I'm a former agent. 483 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,320 Do you have an active agent number? 484 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,080 - No, but I... - Then I'll have to put this down as a public tip-off. 485 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,320 OK, listen, I just think... 486 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,400 We've had quite a few of those about Carnival. 487 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,480 It's the full moon, I swear! It brings them all out. 488 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,960 Yeah, fine, OK, thanks, bye! 489 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,720 All right. Fisher's going to be in the office tomorrow morning. 490 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,720 - It's Bank Holiday Monday. - Time and a half. 491 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,040 I will go there in person and make them listen. 492 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,560 So, what am I going to do? 493 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,840 I was supposed to be on the float tomorrow. I do the count-ins. 494 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,360 Cordell does them too fast. 495 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,840 It falls apart before we get to the chorus of Red Red Wine! 496 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,080 Kay, just...just go. All right? 497 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,280 I will pass on what we know to Fisher 498 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,760 and she'll take care of the rest. 499 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,720 I mean, it's like you said - it's MI5, right? 500 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,320 This is just another day in the office for them. 501 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,120 Whatever Steve's planning, they will stop it. 502 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,000 - Stop right there. - OK, Mo, I have vital information 503 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,160 that I need to pass onto Fisher. It's urgent! 504 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,920 What is it? I'll pass it on. 505 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,240 Yeah, no offence, Mo, but you're not cleared for this. 506 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,480 Says a lady who handed over state secrets. 507 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,280 - How did you know about that?! - Brenda told me. 508 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,160 Goddamn it, Brenda! 509 00:26:55,160 --> 00:27:00,320 OK, Mo, this is a matter of national security, all right? Please! 510 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,440 RADIO BEEPS 511 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,880 Got Dominique Archibald. Wants to speak to Fisher. Says it's urgent. 512 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,160 Repeat. 513 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,240 You've got 30 seconds. This better be good. 514 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,120 OK, this is big. Potentially really big, right? 515 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,120 So, we discovered that the ra... 516 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,000 Well? 517 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,480 What is it? 518 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,040 Er... 40816

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