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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Today,
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I'd like to introduce you to a very
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special guest.
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Oh girl, now I know why I keep
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you all in my head Really?
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Just because you like the way that we
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please you?
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Oh honey, that was supposed to be a
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compliment You girls are the only ones that
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make me feel this good Not even Renfield?
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Now that's something different Renfield brings a different
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kind of skill set Yes, I've seen his
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skill set It's quite impressive It's huge Yes,
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it is Isn't it?
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Ashley is definitely in there Are you sure?
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I see with my own eyes Along with
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two hotties And a smoking hot babe Well,
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why would I doubt you?
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You've been staring in that window for an
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hour Well, it's steamy in there And yeah,
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that's what I've been doing You're a jerk
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Come here They may be horny Stop, stop,
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they're gonna hear us So I'll put my
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hand over your mouth while we do it
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Haven't you ever fantasized about that?
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You're a sicko Sicko?
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For God's sake, Mina I'm your husband Well,
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you know what?
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Your timing really sucks I thought we came
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here to hunt vampires And to collect on
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this million dollar reward for Ashley We did
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But I thought, you know, we can have
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a little fun You mean sex Exactly Whatever,
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forget it So what are we gonna do
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now?
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I guess we just stick to the plan
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We're both masseuses, making house calls But nobody
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called us Don't worry, let me do all
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the talking What if they ask us for
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our massage license or something?
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Massage license?
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Uh-huh Mina, where do you come up
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with this stuff?
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I don't know But I do know I
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have a bad feeling about this What do
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I know?
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I'm just a sicko Don't forget, baby I
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trust lunch was to your liking, Melanie It
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was delicious, Renfield As usual I was actually
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hoping that we could have dessert Up by
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the pool But I didn't make any dessert
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Oh Dessert But of course Oh
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Plato's retreat?
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I don't know, but I think we should
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check it out I bet you do For
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the sake of the reward God, Mina Sometimes
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you have such a dirty mind Right, I
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do I see that
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh Are
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you there, man?
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It's Harker I've located Ashley What?
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We've located Ashley Here Are you positive?
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I just watched her having s...
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I mean, she's in the mansion Along with
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two nymphs And some other woman who was
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smokin' hot.
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Miss Dracula?
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It couldn't be.
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It's like one o'clock in the afternoon.
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Think again, Einstein.
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Her manservant, Renfield, he's come up with some
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potion that allows him to exist in daylight.
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Maybe even stronger, too.
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Don't you do your due diligence?
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My due what?
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Never mind.
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That potion, does it look like cola?
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All I know is that it's dark.
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Then it was Miss Dracula.
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I saw her drink it.
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Well, I guess we have to come up
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with a plan B.
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Use plan Z for all I care.
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The deal's still the same.
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No money until Ashley's in my hands.
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I know the deal, Van Helsing.
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It's a weird name, by the way.
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Van Helsing.
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It's a nickname.
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Is it really?
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No.
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Are we done here?
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Yeah, sure.
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Don't call again until you have Ashley.
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Come on.
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She's here.
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She's here.
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Good.
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Well, what's up?
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Van Helsing's kind of a dick.
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That's not what I meant.
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Is he still going to pay a million
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dollars for this chick?
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Let me do all the talking.
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Oh, I may have to sleep with Miss
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Dracula in order to free Ashley.
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Well, try to keep it in your pants,
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champ.
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May I help you?
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Let you do all the talking.
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Well, hello there, gorgeous.
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Hi.
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Where the masseuse is?
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Please, tell me more.
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Oh, boy.
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You're even hotter up close.
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What?
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Excuse me?
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Oh, oh.
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Um, nothing.
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Um...
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The reason we're here.
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Right.
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The reason we're here.
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Well, you see...
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Who is it, Renfield?
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It's just some masseuses, madame.
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Tell them to go away.
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I feel like I just wrestled an octopus.
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I may need to sleep with him to
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free Ashley.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Stress is a part of everyday life.
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That's why it's our goal to...
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Just leave your table.
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You won't need it.
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But, madame, I thought you didn't enjoy the
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company of men.
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Now, Renfield, that's not entirely true.
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You should know that.
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You should be able to show Mona to
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a thing or two.
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It's Mina.
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And I only want to be shown one
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thing.
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She'll be in good hands, sir.
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Yeah, I'm in good hands.
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For sure.
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Make yourself comfortable, Sexy.
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Oh, right.
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That means, take your clothes off if you're
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one of the stupid ones.
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Oh, right.
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Well, easy.
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It's not that hard.
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Shut up and kiss me.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Oh, oh.
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There is no way you're going to make
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that shot, Not in a million years.
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You wanna bet?
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What will you give me?
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Um, I'll let you spank me.
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It's a bet.
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Get ready to get spanked, Carly.
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And if you miss it, you can't sleep
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with Renfield for a whole week.
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Oh, it's a bet.
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