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Hey Logan.
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What are you doing sitting here.
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Why are you in the audience.
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Hmm
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i thought you were up next
that's what the program says.
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What do you mean
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your assistant bailed on you.
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No that's horrible.
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You've been working
so hard i can imagine.
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What.
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What do you want
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me to do.
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What
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hypnotize me.
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Logan.
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Sweetie.
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Well.
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That was years ago.
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I know you hypnotize
me that like one time but.
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That was a long time ago
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and
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and
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honestly.
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I think it was a fluke.
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You know
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you got lucky.
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I'm sorry but you did.
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But.
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I'll have to help you i mean.
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You're in the program
you're up next alright fine.
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Which way is to the backstage.
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Okay Logan here we go.
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Eighty.
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Oh Logan.
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I am becoming hypnotized.
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I need to pay you.
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Yes Logan.
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I have hypnotized.
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I will obey.
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Yes slogan
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i am hypnotized.
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I am a zombie.
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Yes slogan
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i am hypnotized.
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Zombie.
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I am a zombie.
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I am hypnotized.
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I am a zombie.
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I am hypnotize.
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I am a chicken.
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Woo.
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Woo.
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Woop woop woop woop
woop woop woop woop
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woop.
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Blah blah blah blah
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blah blah.
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Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah.
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Yeah.
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Know
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woo.
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Cook.
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Woop woop woop.
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Yeah.
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Woop woop woop
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woop woop woop woop.
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Whew what what what
what what would make book.
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Whew.
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Click click click click click
click click click click click
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click
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click
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click
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click click click
click click click click
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click
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click click on the Google.
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Public will go go go go go go go
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go
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go
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go go go go.
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Whoo whoo.
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Whoo
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whoo
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whoo.
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Good typical Brooklyn.
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Yeah.
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Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo.
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Whoop whoop.
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Eu yeah.
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Go to cook.
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Yeah.
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I am hypnotized
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i am a monkey.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Why is that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I am hypnotized.
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Paying hypnotize
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i'm a race car driver.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Full.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Semester
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i am mighty mom.
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Shh.
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She
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whew.
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She
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bush.
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Ooh she
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was she
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whoosh.
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Whoosh
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whoosh.
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Whoosh.
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Whoosh she.
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Was she.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Doctor hypno.
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Your hypnosis won't work on me.
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Yes doctor hit now
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i'm mighty mom
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have been hypnotized.
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I have been hypnotized
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by dr hypno.
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I am hypno sized
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i will remove my top.
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Enjoy being hypnotized.
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I love to be controlled.
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I love being hypnotized.
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I love to be controlled.
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Enjoy being hypnotized.
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I love to be controlled.
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I enjoy being hypnotized.
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I love to be controlled.
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Enjoy being hypnotized.
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I love to be controlled.
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I enjoy being hypnotized.
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I love being controlled.
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Enjoy being hypnotized.
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I love to be controlled.
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I am hypnotized.
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The hypnotize robot.
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Hypnotized robot.
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I'm very hypnotized.
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I am very
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very hypnotized.
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I am hypnotized.
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I am very
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very hypnotized.
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I am hypnotized.
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I am very
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very
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hypnotized.
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Hypnotize.
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I am very
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very hypnotized.
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I am hypnotized.
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I am very very hypnotized.
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I am hypnotized
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i am very
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very hypnotized.
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Hypnotized.
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I am very very
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hypnotized.
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I am hypnotized
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i am very very hypnotized.
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I am hypnotized
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i am very very very hypnotized.
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I am hypnotized
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i am very very hypnotized.
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I am hypnotized.
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I'm very very hypnotized.
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I am very
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very hypnotized.
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Very
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very hypnotized.
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I am very
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very hypnotized.
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Am very
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very hypnotized.
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I am very
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very hypnotized.
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I am very very hypnotized.
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I am very very hypnotized.
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I am very very hypnotized.
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Wow.
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Good job.
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By the way everybody is
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all and
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like author like.
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Everybody's reaction.
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Did awesome so proud of you.
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Listen
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i'm gonna get off
the stage article back
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to my chair now to my feet
so the next act can get up here
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and
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take the stage okay
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good job.
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Well
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that was definitely fun though.
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Alright.
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So it's intermission and
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next act should be good
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i'm just so proud of Logan
he did such a good job.
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I'm glad i could help them out.
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Alright
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looks like they're opening
the curtain what's next.
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Dancing i love dancing.
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Hmm.
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The newspaper was at the
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time
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last night that's so awesome.
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Wonder if they got any
pictures of me on stage
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not that i care
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but.
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The connection
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that's weird i can't
pull any of the pictures.
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Oh hey
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hey
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what's up.
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Why do you look so mad.
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Billy.
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Listen why are
you so embarrassed
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huh.
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Why.
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I.
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Dunno what the big deal was i helped on
your friend i was only a chicken or robots.
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That was about it
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i think i.
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Was driving a car at some point.
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Other than that
what's the big deal
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and besides i was in a trance.
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I don't know why you're so mad.
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Hypnotized by Logan i
mean i couldn't help myself
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but i had to obey.
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I mean that was his
whole show you know.
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Please
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don't be mad i don't
know what the big
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wait
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hold on my phone is.
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Hold on one second.
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Hi.
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Oh.
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Hi Logan.
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Wait what
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it sounds very sticky
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we wait can you
speak up a little bit.
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Oh and now i can hear you
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it was just like a weak signal or
something yeah last night was a hit hug.
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I was really hypnotized
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and the crowd was loving it.
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Well the funny thing is i
mean i was just telling Billy
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that i was trying to pull
the pictures online it looks
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like the newspaper is
there but it keeps blocking
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the album i dunno
it's very bizarre but.
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Wait what
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you're breaking up.
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Hello
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are you.
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Hello what i can hear
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you're breaking up hope.
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Yup.
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Yes semester
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i am still hypnotized.
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Yes.
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I am still hypnotized.
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Yes semester.
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I am still hypnotized.
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Ooh.
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I.
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Hey there.
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Thank you so much
for your custom
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that was amazing.
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So i have to now that you saw it
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this is kind of a
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spoiler
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alert right
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or no wait that would have been
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before.
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Okay well this might be
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ending notes right
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but either way that was so rich but
oh my gosh i do have to tell you though
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we had to make about
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i think two or three cuts
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again.
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00:25:19,006 --> 00:25:20,506
The chicken gets me everytime
303
00:25:20,656 --> 00:25:24,556
i don't know why when i'm making that sounds
that clicking noise in the in the head
304
00:25:24,946 --> 00:25:27,926
but i just bust out
laughing i dunno why.
305
00:25:28,066 --> 00:25:31,046
It's always bad when
it gets me every time.
306
00:25:31,786 --> 00:25:36,236
Let's see thank you so much this
was awesome and i definitely loved.
307
00:25:36,316 --> 00:25:40,136
Part number two hopefully
that'll be a part number three.
308
00:25:40,426 --> 00:25:41,426
Intensive.
309
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,696
Thank you so
much i appreciate it.
310
00:25:45,616 --> 00:25:46,616
Bye.
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