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Hey, knock knock. Chanel?

Go away, go away.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

No.

Well, what's wrong?

Nothing, I don't want to talk about it.

Well, you're crying and I'm playing my games and it's kind of loud, so.

Of course about your games. You don't care about me.

I do care about you. What's wrong?

He's cheating on me.

Who?

Girl, she tagged me in these pictures of them together. She even sent me one

with a dick in her mouth. I mean, who does that? Like, what a fucking slut.

Shit.

I don't know what to do.

Well, I mean, look, it doesn't help to cry. I mean, do you know this girl? Is

she your friend or something?

No, just some random girl. I didn't even know that he knew her.

Oh, my God. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. What do you want to do about it?

Do you want to kick his ass or something?

No, I mean, maybe we could, like, TP his house or put back lean on his

windshield, but I don't know.

I mean, we could do that, but, like, I don't want anyone to know.

And he really fucked you up that bad? Like, he cheated on you and everything?

Mm -hmm.

Fuck. Well, I don't want to see you cry, so let's do something.

What do you... You know what?

I have an idea.

You heard of an eye for an eye, right?

Yeah. What are you saying? We get even? I don't know how I'm going to do that.

How am I going to meet someone so quickly?

Well... I mean, would you be willing to do it?

Me? Yeah, we could just take a couple pictures and make him jealous.

Um... Yeah.

Um... Sure, like... Okay, um... Okay, well, shit, you already... Alright,

well...

Make him jealous and make sure you do stuff that the girl would hate and he

would hate.

Because he really fucked you over this time.

Like sexy stuff?

Yeah, yeah.

They fucking cheated on you.

Okay. No one's home, so like... Yeah, that's great.

Okay, three, two...

Yeah, there you go.

Should I?

Um, well, okay.

Like that? Like you want to show that much?

I mean, we're supposed to make him jealous, aren't we?

Yeah. I don't know, maybe it's too much.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah, I like it.

I'm sure he'd hate it, though.

Because... Okay,

now... Maybe, like, turn around and show your butt or something?

You want me to show my butt? I mean, I guess. You're probably right.

I mean, I'm only your stepbrother, so it's okay.

I'd rather not think about that.

Wow.

Okay.

Three, two...

I mean, this is good. This is good stuff.

Can I turn back around?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to maybe... Can you show your top?

Maybe your tits or something. My boobs?

Yeah, I won't look too long.

Okay. We've got to get all the content and pictures.

Just to make him jealous, right?

Yeah. Fuck him.

Otherwise, I'm going to kick his ass.

There you go.

You think... Here, why don't you look at the pictures and... You think it'll

work?

Yeah, yeah, I think those will work.

Oh, my God, are you hard?

What? I guess that means it's working.

Maybe, but make sure the pictures work.

me a picture with his dick in her mouth how is a couple nudes of me gonna make

him that jealous i mean i thought it would work um

okay i have an idea what maybe you can

i don't know maybe put your dick in my mouth i don't know that that

seems too far i mean you're my stepbrother i mean i yeah Arguably, he

little too far.

You're right.

Okay, just for a second. Just for the photo.

And then we'll never talk about it again.

Yeah, totally. Okay.

I mean, I'm here to help you out. I don't want you to cry.

Well, pull your dick out.

Or I guess I could pull it out.

I don't know how to work your pants.

Oh, my God.

Can you help me?

Yeah.

Oh.

That's fancy.

I think this is definitely gonna work.

You think so?

Yeah.

I mean... Whoa, you really were hard.

I didn't know you had such a big dick.

Oh my god.

Okay. Here you go. Okay.

Alright, so just... Do what she did, and... Oh, like this?

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Three, two... Yeah, and then maybe...

Flip him off, like, yeah, just like that.

Fuck you.

Mm -hmm.

And then we just do a quick little video for him and just, like, maybe, like...

Fuck it?

Yeah, and then flip him off or say how you really feel. What do you think about

that? Oh, okay.

Fuck you, you jerk.

Ugh, two can play at that game.

you'll really think that you're making other people happy, and you'll regret

Yeah, I mean, that sounds like a good idea.

Um, okay.

I like that.

Do you like that?

Yeah. I can't believe it's happening.

Why are you so good at this?

I've had lots of practice.

Give him another metal finger.

Fuck you.

I'm sucking his dick just like I have sucked yours.

helping me oh my god i think that'll really make him jealous yeah i think so

that was intense um well let me know how that worked and

yeah don't cry just let me know if you ever need anything steps with okay thank

you i'll see you later okay

Hi. What the hell are you wearing?

A bikini. Hey, stop. I have to look good. I'm going to a pool party. Knock

off. Your hair needs to look good for a pool party? Yeah, there's going to be

lots of people down... Oh, my God.

It's him.

Come on, let me touch it. It must be about the pics. Stop it.

Oh, my God. I'm going to take this.

Hello?

Yeah.

I mean... What does he want?

Well, you did it first.

You cheated first.

I don't understand why you're mad.

Okay, and... Whatever.

No, you're stupid.

You're dumb.

I don't know what you expect from me. I just did the same thing that you did to

me. Tell him to fuck off.

Yeah, you should fuck off, honestly.

I don't even know why you're calling me right now.

No. No, there's no way that we're going to fix this.

You did your thing. Now I'm doing my thing.

Yeah, well, that's just a repercussion of your own actions.

Okay.

Whatever. You're such a fucking loser.

Tell me you're not a small dick.

Yeah, you're a small dick, by the way.

Uh -huh.

I'm sure you could tell from the photos. It was much bigger in my mouth.

Okay.

Well, I don't know what you expect.

No, I'm not going to say sorry.

Because I have nothing to be sorry for.

Can we not forget that you did this to me first?

God damn.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

It was simply revenge.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not going to get any better than that.

No.

No, I don't want to meet up to talk about this. We're talking about it right

now, and that's all that needs to happen. If he comes over, I'm going to

his ass.

Yeah, if you come over, my brother's going to kick your ass. Oh, my God,

tell him that.

Okay, fine.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

No, that's not happening.

There's no way.

Well... Well, I don't know what you were thinking, because it's not going to

work out the way that you thought it was going to work out.

Yeah.

No, I'm serious.

You know what? I can't believe you right now.

I can't believe that you would call and accuse me of doing something that you

already did.

This is actually fucking stupid.

Goddamn. You're stupid.

Oh, blah, blah, blah.

So sad.

Yeah, that's so terrible.

Okay.

Yeah, like, I'm gonna believe that sob story.

No, you don't get to get whatever you want after that.

Yeah, fuck you, honestly.

how this is going to work.

You know what? Whatever.

I'm not doing this. You can just shut up.

Yeah.

Okay. You know what? I can't with you.

You just keep saying the same thing over and over again. It's not going to get

us anywhere.

Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. So sad.

Must suck.

Well, oh, um, that doesn't really matter.

No, it doesn't.

I don't care what you say. It's not going to change a single thing.

No.

You know, I'm so over this. I'm over arguing with you. I'm over the back and

forth. I'm over the fact that you cheated on me.

You don't just get to get whatever you want after that.

You could honestly die in a hole, and I wouldn't care.

Just shut up, David.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe what you... You just... Tell him he had his chance.

You had your chance, okay?

And that was the only chance you're gonna get.

You're not getting another one, okay?

I'm not... You know what, David?

I'm not doing this anymore. I'm so fucking done with you.

That's it. This is over. The fucking call is done.

You're done.

I'm done. We're done.

And never call me again.

You know what? Fuck you.

What the fuck was that about?

Nothing. And we don't need to talk about this ever again.

I've got to get ready. I've got to go.

Okay, just make sure he doesn't get too mad.

I don't care if he gets mad. Fuck that guy.

Okay. Fuck.

Whoa. Hey, what's up?

Shit. You're always ruining all of my date. What the fuck was that for?

You're ruining my date.

What? How?

What are you even talking about?

interesting. They're not good. They're not like when we hang out.

Oh, my God. You hit me for that? I mean, look, I'm sorry. What happened?

They're just not fun. I can't laugh at any other jokes. I can laugh at your

jokes. It's just boring.

Look,

I'm sorry.

I mean, the past couple times have been fun and everything, but...

I don't know if we can do that again. We're going to get caught.

But no one else compares.

Well, have you tried talking to him? I mean, just do the stuff that we did with

him. It's not that. It's their dick. It's not...

I can't believe I'm saying this. It's not big enough.

I can't find anyone with the same size penis as me.

Well, I mean, thanks. I'm kind of flattered.

But, I mean, do you want to do things again?

It's so embarrassing.

If that's going to help.

Yeah, I do. It's kind of all that I've been thinking about lately, if I'm being

honest with you, is just when we're going to do it again. I mean, it's been

months.

I just can't find a guy that can please me the way that you've been able to

please me.

Well... Okay, well, as long as we can do it again, I just don't want

it to affect your relationships.

I mean, there are no relationships.

They're boring. I don't enjoy the dates and I don't want to go on another one.

So I was...

Thinking that maybe if you didn't have any

plans tonight, that we could maybe try it again.

I mean, no one's home. It's just us.

You know what?

Yeah, I mean, that's what siblings are for. I mean, I'm your brother. I can,

whatever it takes, I guess, if you've already exhausted all your...

Options you talked to mom and everything Yeah, yeah about the boys It's not

helping she doesn't give very good advice Well, let me see your outfit I

mean you couldn't have hated that Yeah,

but him liking me wasn't the problem That's true The problem was me not

him the way that I like you.

You'd really be helping me out, you know, with a really,

really big problem.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah?

So you'll do it? Well, you'll do me.

It feels so fucking hard, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Touch down.

You know just what I liked.

I can't believe he doesn't do this to you.

I told you they're boring.

They don't do anything right.

At least not the way that you do it.

See, you're already hard.

I can tell you want it too.

It can't just be me.

You're right.

Do you want me to suck it?

Like I did last time?

Mmm.

You promise you won't tell mom and dad?

I promise.

I promise.

No one's as good as my brother.

I just love the way your dick feels.

My mouth.

And my pussy.

It's just so big.

It's really hard to find, you know.

A nice big cock that knows what he's doing.

Amen.

You're the best brother ever you know that

I love it so much.

I love it when you take advantage of me.

Oh, I want you to treat me like your dirty sister slut.

Oh, my God.

you go again ruining it for me with other guys you just you have to be that

don't you fuck i'm sorry i didn't think you'd be mad at me i guess it's a

compliment well luckily we live together yeah i'm getting this every day of the

week