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Dude, what's up?

I'm fucked, bro.

I didn't give my mom anything for Mother's Day.

Bro, what are you talking about?

Chill out. You got mad time. Mother's Day is not until next week.

No, dude. It's today.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.

I saw everybody posting about it.

What?

Today's Mother's Day?

I'm a horrible cop.

Why am I? I forgot, bro.

Come on. Fuck, you're a horrible son.

Did you get her anything?

No.

Nothing.

What about you? Nothing?

I didn't even know that it was Mother's Day.

Damn. Bro, we gotta do something for them. Come on.

Let me get you a drink and we can talk about it. Come on. Don't be tired.

All right. Come on.

Let's figure something out. Yeah.

All right. Come on, bro.

Put it in that fork.

Keep going.

Damn, aren't you tired already, bro?

Yeah.

We gotta make our moms happy, bro.

Definitely. This year's different, you know? Our dads aren't there for them.

I mean, kind of like every year, but... We, you know... Let's make them happy.

Definitely, we should. We gotta come up with something.

What are you thinking? What's going on? Talk to me. I mean...

Bro, ever since my dad died, my mom's just been in her feelings.

She's been re -watching the same show that they used to watch together.

She's been taking showers.

They used to shower together, so she's just taking showers for eternity.

Just reminiscing in her head.

It's tough.

Do a full pull -up. Do a full, bro. Don't do half.

Man don't even get me started on my mom like Ever since since my

dad left like he just left us out of nowhere.

Yeah putting that work, but anyways She just lays on the bed sleeps all day

Looks on the other side and thinks that my dad is just gonna come back out of

the blue like he didn't just leave us That's crazy. I mean Dude your dad

probably left Because he had you. I mean, you were a mistake.

Well, you're right. And your dad just died right after you were born.

Yeah, I wouldn't even know how to get a hold of my dad right now. Even if I

wanted to. You can't. He's buried in a casket. He's dying for this life.

Bro, aren't you supposed to be doing some sit -ups too?

Who are you playing with, man? Come on, man.

Come on, get back, bro.

We need you to get in shape.

And yeah, I got a long way to go.

Get it? Let's go. I got you. I'll help you.

Bro,

what if we give them 20 flowers?

That's stupid, bro.

Really? But how about 50?

That's a lot.

What? Don't you think our moms deserve better?

They gave birth to us.

Well, shit.

You gotta really think.

How about we give them a box of chocolates with it?

How about that?

That's lame.

We got to really go all out.

Damn.

Damn. Dude, what do girls like?

Girls like chocolates and flowers. That's what I was saying.

And male strippers.

Let's get our moms like a male prostitute or something.

I don't think so, bro, because you know why?

What? That guy gonna be, like, dirty, bro. I don't want my mom to catch... Our

moms to catch something, you know? He be out on the streets doing all that shit.

Come on, now. You know what I mean.

You know what?

Let's give them... I think I got it.

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

You gotta... Wait. No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. This is really...

No, no, you lie.

Yo. No, no.

Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Of course.

Nah. Yeah. You sure?

Yeah.

Let's say it on three. Ready? Let's get it. One, two, three. Let me fuck my mom.

What?

Yeah. What?

Fuck my mom.

Like, let me, like, why don't I fuck my mom?

What?

I was saying let's fuck each other's moms.

What are you talking about?

Fuck your mom.

You don't fuck your mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My bad, my bad. I meant that. I

that. Fuck each other's moms.

Dude, let's do that. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, let's do that. That's what I was thinking too.

That's a great idea.

Fuck yeah. Let's fuck each other's moms, you know.

That's the best thing we can do for them. You know, they've been fucking

devastated. Haven't been getting any, you know what I mean.

I think that's the second best idea that you've ever had.

I think that's the first best idea I had.

Let's get it. Let's do it. But listen, what I was saying is like, when should

invite them over though?

Oh, tomorrow.

For pool day.

Yeah. Yeah, I think they'd be down.

It's a good idea. They gotta be down for it, too. I even checked the weather, so

it's gonna be sunny.

They can get 9, 10.

Dude, but who else but you, man? Yeah, yeah. I know, I know, bro. Shit.

That shit crazy, that.

Mm -hmm.

Nice idea. Let's get it.

Wow. Such a lovely day, right?

Mm. It is.

It is.

It's sunny. It's a good day, bro.

Thank you.

It is. This is so nice of you boys to treat us. I know, isn't it? I love it.

Good boys.

Good boys.

We're glad that y 'all like it, you know. Yeah, we really appreciate you and

you do for us.

Oh, thank you.

So,

Can we actually talk to you for a second about something?

We have something to talk about.

Yeah, there's like a second part to our gift, if that makes sense.

Oh?

Why don't you tell them?

So, we came up with this plan. I mean, we know that you guys really need it.

Go ahead, bro.

Well, with the way things are, you know, with my dad being dead and you're...

Just left.

Yeah.

We thought you might need some loving.

At this point, right?

Yeah.

Mom, I think you should fuck Aaron.

And, Mom, I think you should fuck Johnny. I mean, come on. Yeah, to be

up. I mean, what better person than my best friend? Oh, my God, boys. That is

crazy. Come on. He's my best bud. Like, I've known him for years. I mean, come

on. That wouldn't be weird to you at all? I feel like that would ruin your

friendship, no?

We would never want to do that. No, our friendship is stronger than it looks.

Yeah, we're totally cool with that. We came up with that plan. Yeah, I mean, as

long as you really... What do you think about it?

I think it's quite unusual.

I mean, your father hasn't been able to satisfy me since he died.

Right.

Yeah.

It's a little taboo, but, you know.

Yeah, what do you think? What do you think? I think it might be fun.

Oh, my God.

No way. Are we really?

It's different.

It's something new.

This is crazy. Are we really considering it? Well, I'm just saying. Well,

Johnny. Yeah, it's really hot. Do you think he's hot? Yeah. Do you? Yeah, I

Okay. I figured that's kind of hot, too. I mean.

Why not? Oh, my God. Are we really considering this?

It would make us really happy. Yeah.

It would?

It would. It would, yeah. So let's make each other happy at this point. Come on.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Sexy.

Oh my god.

This is so good.

It feels so good.

Oh my god.

He had no hands. It feels

so good.

Yeah?

You thought about this?

I have.

A lot.

You're

so

sexy.

You want

me on

top of you? I'll keep sucking it.

Yeah, savor it.

That was a lot of coming out, too.

Too long.

Too long.

Yeah, savor it.

Mm -hmm.

Give me while you do it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

This is really happening.

It gets very hot mom.

I feel good.

Yeah. I feel so fucking good.

Right now, I can't.

I'm waiting for this.

Oh, fuck yes.

You're getting so wet.

Why do you feel so good?

Yeah.

I'm enjoying this.

Yeah.

Yeah. Do you like your gift?

Yeah.

Whose pussy is that?

It's your pussy.

It's all yours.

I feel alive. I do.

I do.

Just like that. Just like that.

Nice and slow.

Nice and cheap.

Stay right there.

Stay right there. I want to get you.

Yeah? Why? Why?

Are you on top of me? Yeah.

You're on top of me?

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that? Yeah.

Stick that cock in there.

Stick that cock in there.

Fuck yes.

Fuck you're tight.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah, that's okay.

Alright, Linda, it's 50.

Linda, it's 50 now, you hear me?

What's that, baby?

Alright, Linda, it's 50 now. Yeah, you do.

This is all yours.

Let's open the other way.

Yeah.

Nice and slow.

Nice and slow so I can feel you.

I'm a good girl.

I'm a good girl.

Yeah, look back at it. Look back at it.

Look at me fucking you.

What? Yeah, look back at it.

Look back at it, Paul?

Yeah, look back at me fucking you. Yeah, you want me to watch you fuck me? Yeah,

fuck me. Yeah?

Okay. Yeah, fuck me back. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck yeah.

Just like that. Just like that. Yeah. Yeah.

It's hot

as

f**k

You want to bounce that ass up and down your cow?

Yes, I love it. I needed it. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, I needed it.

Yes, I did, baby.

I did.

I did.

I did.

I did.

I did.

I did.

I did. I did. I did.

I did.

I did.

I did.

Yeah, fuck you.

Yeah, we came like that so long.

I know.

Just like that, baby.

Just like that.

That was perfect, huh?

Can I suck in a little bit? Yeah, if you can.

It's okay.

Oh, you're sweating.

That's how you like it.

That's how you like it.

Nice and hot and sweaty for me.

I do.

I need more home on me.

No, how do you want a baby?

Yeah.

How do you want me? Yeah.

Just like that? Yeah.

Just like this, yes.

Yes. Beautiful.

Oh, come on,

baby. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Who's my foot?

I am. Who's my good foot?

I'm a good foot.

Yeah, you are. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

my God. This is so good, baby.

Oh, this is so good.

What?

Yes.

Yes.

Actually, yes.

Way better.

Just like that?

Put those knees together. Put those knees together a little more. Yeah?

Yeah. And arch that ass.

Yeah. Just like that?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck yeah. Right there?

I won't move.

Oh, fuck.

Throw it back, throw it back on me.

Yeah, keep going.

Hoping not.

Oh, yes.

Fucking go, come on.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah, do that, do that. Yeah, get horny like that.

Get horny like that.

Oh, that cock looks so hot.

Fuck

yeah.

You might make me come down.

Oh my god.

oh my god you made me mad so much oh my god oh

my god look at it coming now

you're right there you see it

Thank you.