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That was the funniest thing of my life.

And seriously, I think you'll... Oh my god! Look, look, look, look, look!

Wait, wait, wait. When he busts all over your face?

That is so fucking funny. I love that. That's like the best call. I know!

like perfectly timed.

Have you seen... Oh my gosh. Okay, wait.

There was one really funny one. I didn't... I meant to text it to you and

didn't. Look at this, look at this. Who did that? Oh my god!

No! Are you serious?

This is so perfect!

Who did this?

I don't know. I have a lot of content coming out of this election. Oh my god.

Comedy gold. That is hilarious.

That is hilarious.

Hey girls.

Hey dad.

Are you getting ready for movie night?

Come on.

Popcorn.

Don't you think we're a little bit too old to be doing movie night anymore?

Come on.

We would love to have movie night, Mr. Rossi.

Okay, good. I'll see you guys soon.

She got us in tune now. Like, come on. What do you mean?

You know, ever since I've turned 18, your dad's been looking at me some type

way. Dad!

And I think he's going to do something tonight.

Come on. You haven't ruled over my dad before.

That's different. Like, I would never do anything. That's not shame.

You need to live a little, okay?

If something happens tonight, just go for it.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's do it.

Yeah,

Jack, movie night's a pretty good idea, I think.

Yeah, we haven't done it in a few weeks, though.

Yeah How's the missus doing?

Eh, you know.

Not dead, yeah.

Can't live with him?

You heard?

Can't live with him, can't uh, can't kill him I guess. Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, movie's good though.

I mean, especially with the sports in this town going bad the way it is.

Don't get me started on sports then.

Don't get me started.

Is this almost ready?

Uh, yeah, almost.

Isn't... Isn't the popcorn good?

What you doing there?

Isn't that... Oh, yeah. Isn't that pretty much ready?

Yeah, that's, uh... Yeah, you did it perfect.

Um... What the fuck?

Jack, you fucking pervert.

Seriously?

Is this why you had the fucking daughter come over here?

Yeah.

I mean, you and I have history, right?

We've done some weird shit, but, I mean, like, a dick hole in the popcorn bag.

Really?

This is what it fucking come to now?

Dude, you need to relax and calm down.

It's totally her idea.

So, like, we raised her to fuck her through a bag of popcorn? This was her

Her idea.

She asked me to do it. If you don't believe her, go ask for yourself.

Okay. Okay.

Now, I wouldn't exactly take offense if you didn't shy away from my

daughter tonight.

You know, out of mutual respect, of course. Your daughter?

She like that?

Oh, yeah.

I had to go quick.

Should we have another one?

All right.

Trust in you.

Here, I'll take this one. You do this.

Looks like we're ready to go.

Yep.

Let's do it.

Sure.

I think the food department is entirely too lenient with these physical

exhibitions of cats.

It just

brings

up so much...

Come on now, don't be a pussy.

I can't believe what

they recapped her with.

Well, then you could come on and you could get married and have such a good,

happily ever after.

Oh, it's just a usual sort of a story, I suppose.

After the contest was over, I thought of all the wonderful things a girl ever

dreamed about.

Fame, fortune, love.

So I found myself walking to the office.

This is a really, really good movie.

I love it so much.

You guys are enjoying the movie, right?

Yeah?

Are you enjoying the movie?

Dad? Yeah?

Cool.

That's right. Now walk a little towards the door, will you?

Yeah, that's right. Now come back this way.

All right. Now raise them up a little.

Oh, don't mind me. I just want to see if you're the right size.

Oh, come on. Bring them up.

Ah, bring them up a little higher.

Up, up, up.

That's it.

Hey, I'm going to be okay, huh?

You know, I can't have it all to myself.

All right, all right, have it your own way.

Oh, we cut out the witness.

Now,

here's the address that we do.

Oh, thank you.

I don't know.

Oh my God.

um um

It would be even better.

Let's take these shorts off.

Are you serious?

Yeah, let's do it. It's fine. We can do it.

Oh, my God.

That's not what friends do.

Does it feel good?

Oh, yes.

You knew where they were like this?

I had no idea.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh,

my. Oh, my.

Oh,

my.

Oh, yeah.

I understand.

I don't want to see this sick, huh?

Your daddy's country is so good.

Well, next time, maybe night will be better.

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