Original subtitles

Downloaded from YTS.LT

Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT

Hello?

Ah, son.

How are you?

Da, hey. How's it going?

How are things over there?

It must be 2:00 in the morning.

You're excited, yeah?

Yeah, she's looking forward to it.

Can't wait.

Okay.

I love when you talk like a leprechaun.

You are excited, yeah?

Mm, yeah.

It's going to be great.

- Yeah? - You're gonna love it.

Are you sure?

- Yeah. - You promise?

Brilliant.

Brilliant.

Ireland, here we go.

♪ Have you met the family ♪

♪ I don't know if you should ♪

♪ I would have brought you round for tea ♪

♪ But everything's so good ♪

♪ I'd like to keep the mystery ♪

♪ But you insist that you must see ♪

♪ What on earth it is to me ♪

♪ Come and meet the family ♪

♪ You come and meet the family ♪

♪ You come and meet the family ♪

♪ Before we go inside that door ♪

♪ There's something you should know ♪

♪ It's not quite Kansas anymore ♪

♪ But relax, enjoy the show ♪

♪ I think you're in for quite a ride ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let's step inside ♪

♪ And for what we are about to see ♪

♪ Remember, honey, don't blame me ♪

♪ Some people, they would call us strange ♪

♪ We were fair unique ♪

♪ The world you know outside as sane ♪

♪ In here makes you freak ♪

♪ No two of us are quite the same ♪

♪ Ma won't tell us who's to blame ♪

Okay, Alice, can you put your shoes on, sweetie?

Can you help Mummy? - Alice. Alice.

Do you want peanut butter and jam?

We do peanut butter and jam?

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Watch out now.

Alfie, want a sandwich?

Hey, do you want peanut butter and jam?

Let me see.

Can you help me with this, please?

Yeah, I will help you with it now in a second.

I just want to send this, okay? It's important.

This is important.

This is my job, okay?

You don't have a job.

Can you hurry up, please?

Just help me.

Would you just give me two minutes. This is important.

It's important. It's important, okay?

This is important.

Family is important.

♪ And I'd love to keep the mystery ♪

♪ But you insist that you must see ♪

♪ What on earth did this to me ♪

♪ Well, come and meet the family ♪

♪ You come and meet the family ♪

♪ You come and meet the family ♪

♪ Up above the world so high ♪

You have a beautiful voice, Alice.

♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪

Everybody.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪

Can't hear you singing, Mummy.

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

♪ Always ♪

Are you all right, Alfie?

Go to sleep for me.

Brendan, he has your hairline.

No, he doesn't.

- What? - Nothing.

♪ Draws a line in the ♪

So what happened to the BMW?

We fancied a change.

To this?

To this that picked your lazy arse up from the airport.

♪ I can't figure out ♪

What's wrong?

Oh, I must have left it back-

Oh, Gareth, you didn't lose your phone.

Did you leave it on the airplane?

No.

Is it in your bag? Did you check you jacket?

It's fine, it's fine. It's only for the weekend.

It's fine.

Brendan, how are you anyway, man?

Surprised you lasted this long.

Excuse me?

Yeah, I'm good, Gareth.

Thanks very much for asking.

And I know the plane's here, on the lawn.

Erm, and how are you getting on along

with all those beautiful girls?

Too many to choose from, mate.

Too many to choose from.

So you have an idea why we've been summoned home?

No. Do you?

Well, if I knew, I wouldn't be asking, now would I?

You okay, Alice?

I'm bored.

You're bored.

Well, you know what I've got for you?

I brought a little friend for you called Mr. Tickle.

Mr. Tickley Wickley.

Mummy likes Mr. Tickley Wickley.

Yes, I did.

Mr. Tickle is coming to get you.

Yes, he is. He's, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee.

Daddy, you're funny.

Hello, you guys!

Hello, sweetheart.

My god, the size of you!

Whoa, ho, ho, ho!

Oh, my, it's great to see you. Come inside.

I'll be in there.

Gareth, see you're still smoking.

- Hello! - How was your flight?

Don't ask.

You look great.

You look really good.

Look at this little guy.

Hey, Brendan.

Hiya, Pat. Yeah.

Yeah.

High-five for Granddad. Yahoo!

Come on. How are you?

Hurry!

Mark, hi.

Yeah, I got your message.

Well, just phone the bank back

and tell them a week, maximum two.

I'll get those mortgage payments sorted.

This is my house, Mark.

What do you mean?

How can that be my last chance? I...

What are you saying to me?

Get it together, Brendan, for fuck's sake.

There's definitely something wrong.

Oh, be quiet.

What?

The last time we were all sat together was at Ma's funeral.

Oh my god, he actually brought one home.

Hey, look who's just arrived.

Hey.

- Hi. - Hey.

Hello, stranger.

Good to see you.

And you must be Tiffany.

- Lauren. - Oh, I'm so sorry, Lauren.

It's really hard to keep up.

But you're the first he's brought home.

Ah.

Brendan, how are you, man?

Great.

I have no complaints at all. No complaints.

Where are the kids?

Uh, upstairs, asleep.

Uh, they're tired after the journey.

What are they, Fionn?

- Oh, toys. - They've got lots of toys.

This is a waste of money. - Thank you very much, Fionn.

That's very kind of you.

I'm Gareth. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Brother Gareth?

Yeah.

Erm, look, relax, everyone.

The food's on.

Dad cooked?

Don't ask.

Oh, shit!

Oh, oh!

So Gareth,

how's the ladies treating you in London?

Do they miss me?

How would they miss you when they have me?

Us O'Briens, we're chancers.

Oh, how I've missed my brothers.

All you care about is yourselves.

Una.

Look, am I the only one that's freaked out here?

Sh! Deep breaths, honey, deep breaths.

Will you shut up, Brendan?

You don't think that...

What?

You know.

He's sick.

Did he say something to you?

Did he talk to you before-

No, he didn't talk to me.

I'm just guessing because you're-

Right.

Now.

Have you ever had a cup of Irish tea, Lauren?

That is your name, right?

Oh, you're gonna love this.

Uh, yeah, n-no, I haven't.

You're joking.

Why would I be joking?

You don't like tea, sweetie.

Well, how could she, Fionn?

She's never tried good a Irish tea.

Not like that rubbish you get in the States.

Here.

There's some milk there, love.

Help yourselves to the tea.

Thanks, Dad.

What?

It's not nice.

Do you want red or white?

Yeah. Right.

I'll have a drop of red.

How about you, Gareth?

Do you like red or white?

Wonder who this could be.

Fionn, you have another one coming?

I bet it's the doctor.

You look very young to be a doctor.

What do you mean?

A medical practitioner? A physician?

I know what a doctor is.

You must excuse my rude sister.

What she really means is, who are ya?

Saoirse.

Daughter of Mary?

Your father's fiancee?

Oh.

Jesus, he is sick.

Okay, enough of that.

I'd like to introduce you to Mary, my-my-

To you fiancee. Yeah, we know.

Yeah, the doctor told us.

I'm not a doctor.

You, you know?

Dad, I thought you were dying.

Dying?

Some of us thought you were on your way out.

Why, where he's going?

Sh, sweetie.

What?

So this is why you've summoned us all here?

Yeah, we thought it better to tell you all together.

Oh, right. Thanks, Fionn.

Um, okay, everyone.

I'd like to, this is Mary.

And, um, this is Saoirse, her daughter.

Uh, the reason we asked you to come over,

and I know you went to a lot of trouble, um,

is because, well, we wanted...

I'm not very good at this.

Okay, so, um.

I would like to raise a toast.

To Dad.

And the lovely Mary.

May you ever be loved-

By your wife, Ann. Do you remember her?

She died two years ago.

Our mother.

So beautiful.

To Mammy.

I'll get the food.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Congratulations, Pat.

Thanks, Brendan. Thank you.

I think I'm going to go help Mum in the kitchen.

Yeah, okay. Okay.

He still has it.

Fionn.

So how long do you even know her?

Come on, Gareth.

Ah, this looks great, Mary.

Oh, wow, this looks amazing.

There's lots more, so help yourselves.

Mary's a great cook.

She's, she's trying to teach me how to cook.

We're gonna stick

with washing up for a while.

I left him for an hour

and the kitchen looks like a scene from "Terminator."

You mean our kitchen.

So, Mary, have you been married before,

or is my father your first?

Gareth.

What?

That's enough.

So, Saoirse, do you work in the town here?

Yeah, I work in the bar.

Um, Mum owns the local bar in town.

Mary's been in business by herself for years now.

Then she's not after your money.

You know, it's not all about money.

When has it not always been about money with you?

I agree with Una.

There's a lot more important things in life.

Well, Mary, it kind of is important

when you have to pay for your house.

What?

Nothing.

What's going on?

Nothing, Pat. Everything's fine.

What's he talking about, Brendan?

Ah, Una. Oh god, Una, don't.

Una.

Well, if she gets to leave, I get to leave.

I've had enough of this circus.

Gareth.

Will you just excuse me for a minute?

Well, Lauren, um, welcome to the O'Briens.

Oh, Mary Kelly!

You'll make a great wife someday! Huh?

Are you okay, Mary?

Yeah, I'm fine.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Mary, um, you don't think we're rushing it, do you?

You don't think this might be a bit fast for the kids?

You getting cold feet on me?

No, not at all.

They're hardly kids.

You're not gonna sacrifice your happiness

for the sake of them not liking change.

No.

We don't have to get married.

We could always live in sin.

And what would the locals think?

To hell with them.

At least we'd be together.

To hell with them. Yeah.

You know, I'm, I'm gonna have to tell the kids

about the plans for the farm.

Yeah.

It'll be okay.

Yeah.

You scared me.

What are you doing up?

I have jet lag.

What are you doing with Fionn's phone?

This is my phone.

Oh, no, you're right. This is Fionn's phone.

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

Good night.

Good night.

Have you seen the kids anywhere?

Ah, Una, I fed them earlier.

They've gone out to see the cows.

Um, Mary, I usually cook breakfast in the mornings.

Sit down and relax. I have everything at hand.

Mary, you are an angel.

What's wrong with you? The face on you.

Don't even go there, Fionn.

Help yourself there.

That gets expensive, though.

It really does.

I'm really hoping for a nice-

Good morning.

Ah, I'm really looking forward to the match later.

Did you make breakfast?

No. No, I didn't make breakfast.

No? Mary, do you make breakfast?

I did.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Your boots!

Oh, fuck!

Alfie, Alfie!

Don't touch that. It's electric!

He'll be grand, he'll be grand, he'll be grand.

Gareth, you missed breakfast.

Not hungry.

Thought you gave them up.

I did.

Why are you smoking then?

I must have forgot.

Where are you going with your basket?

Thought I'd take Lauren for a picnic.

Show her a bit of Irish life.

Oh, she'll love that.

Where you going like that?

It's not New York, you know.

Tell me about it.

I hear you, sister.

See you.

Good luck.

That was lovely, honey. Thanks.

Right, grandkids coming out for Granddad for the day.

What?

Well, can't an old man not have some time me grandkids?

Come on, Dad, you're far from old.

Well.

And let them get to know their new grandma.

Thank you, Brendan.

Besides, it'll give you two a bit of time together alone.

- Come on. - Dad, I-

What?

What? Ooh, Dad, Dad.

See you later.

Enjoy it.

You've got precious little time together these days.

See yous, lad.

So.

Just you and me. - Wonderful.

Yeah.

Una. Una.

What?

I need to talk to you about Dad.

I overheard him talking to Mary about selling the farm.

Dad wouldn't sell the farm.

He loves the place. He loves the land.

And the house has been in Mummy's family for generations.

I think you're being a bit paranoid, Gareth.

Forget about it.

Gareth, come back.

You, um, you ready?

Hey, Tomboy, how are you?

Heya, Fionn.

I'm just popping in here to get something for the picnic.

Okay.

God, I don't know, Saoirse.

It hasn't been this bad, you know, in a long time.

Even when he's asleep, he's twisting and turning.

I don't know, Saoirse.

Ah, should just give it a bit of time.

And if this doesn't do the trick,

I'll think of something else, 'kay?

Ah, well, aren't you the great girl, then?

Any time.

Marriage problems?

No, uh, the dog.

The dog?

Some day out there, huh?

Excuse me?

The weather. Scorcher.

Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about.

The weather. The rain, the wind, the sun.

Oh, the weather.

Yeah, it's really nice, all right, yeah.

You're an American?

- Yeah. - Had a feeling.

- You did? - Mm-hm.

Big white teeth, hadn't you?

You look like something off a magazine or the telly.

Mm.

What are you two lovebirds up to for the day anyway?

Oh, a wee picnic by the lake, a walk around the town.

How romantic.

Does sarcasm come with every order,

or does that cost extra?

Of course, but for you, it's free.

That's very kind of you.

I am very kind.

Here you go. Bottle of our finest.

Mm. I love the Americans.

Different breed altogether.

I prefer the darker ones, now.

You know, like the Michelle Obamas or the Tyra Bankses.

No offense.

It's okay.

Oh, I better be off, colleen.

Tomboy, I still have that gas leak under the oven.

Jesus, very dangerous, very dangerous.

I'll be around tomorrow to fix it.

And what'll I get himself for the dinner this evening?

Uh, uh, take him out for Chinese.

He'd love that. And don't like any matches.

Oh, for god's sake, he doesn't like that Chinese stuff.

Come back here. Come back here.

- Um, what's a scoucher? - What?

Scoucher.

Scoucher. Scoucher.

Una.

Una, could, could you just, Una.

Una.

Una.

Una, come on.

You can't stay angry at me forever.

We need to talk.

Una!

Una!

Is it much further?

My feet are killing me.

So.

Could you see yourself living in a place like this?

What, you mean like forever?

Yeah.

Um, (laughs) um.

Well, do they even have a shopping mall

or a Starbucks or anything?

Yeah, in the city.

I guess I hadn't really thought about it.

I always thought we'd live in New York together.

Don't you find it boring here?

Boring?

Yeah, boring.

Boring.

Don't think you'd miss our friends and Central Park,

when we walk together in Central Park?

- Look- - SoHo?

- Okay. - Drinks?

Okay. You know I love the city.

I don't know, I just,

I kind of miss the sound of silence, you know?

- So you're- - The slower pace

of things around here.

So you're homesick.

What?

No. No.

Listen, we need to talk.

We can't go on like this.

Are you even listening to me?

Una! - What?

What do you want me to say?

Say something.

Is there somebody else?

I knew it. - Oh.

Of course there is.

That's why you don't even want to touch me anymore.

There's no one else, and I do touch you.

When? When's the last time we had sex?

Are you even attracted to me?

I am attracted to you.

Look, I know it's been hard, losing my business.

But to think that my wife has given up on me as well?

Brendan.

I love you.

I would never give up on you.

It's just the kids and the house

and I don't know how we're going to support them.

Everything's gonna be fine.

But what if it's not?

It will.

- We can't do it- - Yes.

Yes, we can. - In the kitchen.

What if we get caught?

There's nobody here.

Stop.

Stop. Get off!

What?

Every time you look at me, I get pregnant.

- What? - Every time we have sex.

Thought we all had to go to go this football crap?

Oh. I forgot about the GAA match.

I can see that.

Mm.

Gareth.

Brendan.

Alice, slow down.

Alice, your laces are open.

Where are we gonna sit?

Well, I don't know up there, but-

Let's just sit anywhere.

We're not exactly at Wembley, like.

Well, he told me he'd be here in two minutes.

It's, he'd be late for his own funeral.

What kept yous?

We were late coming back from the picnic.

- Hi. - Jesus, look lads,

great to see you.

Hiya, Mick.

We're in a bit of a fix, Pat.

Two of the lads didn't turn up.

Would you, would you be able to have this off?

Would you?

Uh, no, no.

Come on. You'll do it.

You'll do it. - No, no, no.

I haven't kicked a ball in 10 years, mate.

Fionn-

And Gareth, look, Gareth.

Gareth never played football-

- But, Dad, come on. - That doesn't matter.

Come on, go in there.

- Go on. - Come on.

- Make a name for yourself. - Go on. Get in.

All right. You go with her, yeah?

- Yeah. - Good lads.

Good lads.

Go, Fionn. You'll be amazing.

Right, lads, you know the deal.

Last time we played those lads,

they beat the living shite out of us.

And that's not gonna happen on my patch, right?

So I want you to go in hard, up high, and get on the ball

as quick as you can.

And you!

None of that shite-talking there

with your fancy stuff, all right?

How are you lads?

Right. None of your shite-talking.

We want a good clean game and everything'll be grand.

Hey, listen for the whistle.

Listen for the whistle.

Oh, lads.

Beat these jokers.

Come on, keep it in.

- Come on, come on, come on! - Go!

Come on!

Go, Fionn!

You're amazing! Come on!

You're out, huh?

Oh, come on, that was a good tackle!

Hey, Joyce, you're off. Off.

Gareth, get your ass over there.

Jesus you got fierce dirty since you went to New York.

They're getting soft out there.

Come on, boys! They got it coming!

- Yeah, absolutely. - That was some finish.

'Twas like watching George Best, sober.

How's it going, lads?

- Hi. - Hi.

That was some game, eh?

Mighty match.

Any chance of a lift into town there, Pat?

No problem, Shane.

Get in there. Hey, jump in there with him.

Oh, good man. Good man.

Gareth, that was amaze-

Save it. Save it.

Here's Fionn.

Oh no.

How am I supposed to get home?

I'm really sorry, Fionn. I forgot all about you.

Where's Lauren?

She went with Una.

Hey, if I might ask you,

what was that all about on the field?

You know, you could have hurt that young lad.

Do you know what? I'll walk.

Oranges?

- Yeah. - Okay. What about those?

Um, plums?

I've just played a match. I'm knackered.

Yeah, I heard.

So, uh, Gareth is the new town hero.

He won the game for us.

Didn't know he could play so well.

He never played.

Well, sometimes you think you know someone,

and then you find out you don't.

I could use a ride.

Well, I'll give you a lift.

Well, get in.

Here we are, here we are.

Just watch, just watch.

Hey, Megan.

Did you get me that glass of water?

Oh my god, you spilled it all over my top.

Oh, no. And it's so see-through now.

I know. Maybe I should take it off.

Do you think you could help me?

Yeah, no problem. Better?

So much better.

Do you know what would make it even betterer?

What, Kristy?

I think

you should take your top off, too.

Okay.

Oh, it's great to see this room filled again.

Pat, Mary. Pat and Mary are here, look.

Did you guys have fun today?

Yeah, it was lovely.

Yeah, it was a lovely day, thanks.

Oh, please.

The two of you, your hands all over each other,

it was embarrassing.

I didn't see any.

Gareth, can you stop overreacting?

Try this for overreacting.

Did Dad tell you about his big plans for the farm?

Did he?

Gareth, come on, hang on a second there.

Now just wait a second.

Forget about it.

Dad, what's he talking about?

Don't worry about it, Dad.

It'll be all right in the morning.

Look, um, I, we were gonna tell you,

but it's been a long day.

Look, we'll talk tomorrow, huh?

Enjoy the film.

Good night, all. - Good night.

- Good night. - Good night.

Night, Pat. Night, Mary.

Oh my god.

What's that about?

Wait, Tony. Just wait.

I need to talk to you.

No, don't say anything.

I just want you to know

that I don't care that you didn't win Prom King.

I don't care that you don't really own that Ferrari.

I don't care if you're not captain of the football team.

Better take this one to bed.

And you're happy.

Then I guess that's just what you'll have to do.

Night.

- Goodnight. - Night.

Oh, that's so cute.

I'm going to bed.

Are you sure?

Mm, yeah, I'm exhausted.

Okay. I'll be up in a minute.

What?

I want to see the end of the film,

see it finished.

Why?

Good night.

Good night.

Even when your hand's got arthritis, too,

that's love.

When someone loves you-

Everything okay?

Just the way they say your name is different.

Yeah. Oh, she's just tired, that's all.

Sh. This is the best part.

I hadn't seen this before.

Ooh!

You have to be kidding me.

Hi, can I help you?

Uh, no, actually not.

Um, I mean, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry to have bothered you.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah. I think I have the wrong house.

I'm sorry.

Oh, well, who are you looking for?

Uh, Richard. Richard Walsh?

Yeah, yeah, you have the right house.

- I have? - Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry to be rude, but what'd you say your name was?

Oh, I didn't. Um, it's Gareth.

I'm Gareth. I'm an old school friend of Richard's.

Oh, you are? Why didn't you say?

Come on in. He's in the back garden.

No, no, it's okay. I don't want to bother you.

It's fine.

Una, have you noticed anything unusual with Gareth lately?

What, except for him being his usual cheery self?

Yeah.

Did you hear Dad this morning?

No.

He did.

No way. Really?

The old dog.

Seriously, though, I think something's up with him.

What, except for him being better than you at football?

That's really funny.

He'll be fine.

Like I'll have a chat to him later.

Ah, you're probably right.

What about you and Brendan?

What about me and Brendan?

You know.

I don't know. What are you talking about?

Did he say something to you?

Nope.

He's just always so bloody happy.

It drives me crazy.

Maybe it's not him.

Is that Richard's then?

Yeah.

Sarah Jane Walsh.

Say hello to Gareth there, Sarah.

Richard's outside if you want to go on out to him.

You always loved on your knees.

I never took you for a gardener,

although you were very talented with your hands.

What do you want, Gareth?

Nice to see you too, Richard.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be-

- I miss you. - What are you doing?

Sorry, I shouldn't have done that.

I'm sorry.

Everything okay, sweetheart?

Yeah, just came to see

if you guys want some beers or something.

Oh, thanks, darling.

Well?

Well what?

Do you want the beers or not?

- Sure. - No.

Well, one of yous'll have to come up and help me.

I can't carry everything by myself.

Ah, the house isn't the same since your Mum died.

It's, it's just too big.

Did you ever think

you were going to get married again?

No. I never did think I would again.

Dad, did you love Mum?

Yeah. Very much.

Did you ever have problems with her?

Problems.

Well, you know, that's part of marriage.

I wish she was still here, to be honest with you.

I just want you to be happy.

I am, hon.

I'm very happy.

That's all I want.

Gareth.

Gareth, hold on a second, will you?

Gareth, look, I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to talk.

It was just weird with Olga and the baby

and, well, you should have called or something.

I get it. You've moved on.

Good for you. Done. - Sh!

Look, keep your voice down, will you?

Does she at least know about us?

There is no us.

Seven years together, it's what?

It means nothing. It was a mistake.

You don't mean that.

Will you stop with your fairy tale stories?

It was all in your head, all of it.

Your fantasies.

- You don't mean- - Just, just leave, Gareth.

I don't want to see you around here again.

♪ How long must we stand here ♪

♪ How long can you stand it there ♪

♪ There's no end in sight ♪

♪ Think twice, are you ready ♪

♪ Hold still, say you're steady ♪

♪ This might be your life ♪

♪ It stretches out before your eyes ♪

♪ And passion please tell me no lies ♪

♪ But can you take it in ♪

Push the swing.

♪ Tell me you'll replace it ♪

♪ But this way they won't allow you to make it ♪

♪ Lord it's wearing thin ♪

♪ It stretches out before your eyes ♪

♪ And passion please tell me no lies ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ That's all I want ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ That's all I ♪

Should we go back and check on the kids?

No. They're fine.

They're with their Granny and Grandpa.

It's okay.

Why are we walking, anyway?

I told you not to wear those shoes.

Good point. Why are we walking?

Because it's a nice evening.

And we don't spend half enough time together.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ That's all I want ♪

♪ Say that you'll ♪

I'm telling you, I'm telling you.

It's all about the tweed.

The tweed jacket is coming back.

I'm telling you, they're all wearing it.

You generation had the look.

You had the look and you didn't even know it.

They're all wearing it.

It's all about the tweed.

And herringbone, it's coming back.

They're all wearing it.

Oh, look who it is, the perfect family.

You're drunk.

- No. - You are drunk.

Great.

Lauren, dear, what'll you have?

Uh, can I get a Grey Goose tonic light please?

Uh, pint please.

- Uh, and Una, what does she- - She's a spritzer.

- Spritzer. - With two vodkas in it.

- A double vodka. - Yeah.

And hey, uh, would you get a few shots for everyone?

Ah, put your money away.

How's it going?

Can I get two pints of Guinness, a vodka and Slimline tonic,

a vodka, double vodka and white wine spritzer,

and a vodka Red Bull?

And shots, anything.

And will that be all, Mr. O'Brien?

- Reilly. - Yep.

Fuck off, man.

Jesus, where did the other half of you go?

I mean, I mean, you look great. How?

Oprah.

Oprah? Sure, Oprah's diet doesn't even work for her.

Used to watch her everyday.

Then the old queen got me a trampoline at Christmas.

Just put one and one together.

Jesus, good thinking.

You don't even realize.

I wonder who's on tonight.

Britney Spears, I think.

Oh, I love Britney.

No, it ain't.

Tell me more.

Well, here, your handbag.

Thank you.

Grand.

I don't mind.

Oh, good mind carrying it. Some guys don't like it.

I don't mind.

Oh, good man. How much do I owe you?

This one's on the house. Welcome home.

Thanks, man. That's, appreciate that.

No worries.

- Good to see you. - Good to see you.

Talk to you later.

What are you messing for?

We need to set the beer mats down.

I want to have this just right.

Here we go, now. Here we go.

Good man. Fair play to you.

Yeah, I'll take that one.

Thanks. - Gareth.

- Grey Goose. - Grey Goose. Grey Goose.

Thanks.

And there you go, Una.

Mm. Who's that for?

That's for you.

Ha, if I drink this, I'm gonna be twisted.

You'd think you'd never been drunk before in your life.

Shots.

Oh, no.

To a great night.

I wrote that meself this morning.

It's called "Angry Man."

- Another one? - No.

Okay.

Oh, hang on, now. Here comes Britney.

Go wild and crazy and raise the roof

for the lovely, delectable Saoirse Kelly!

Thank you very much for that lovely introduction.

Are you having a good night?

Yeah!

I know you are. (laughs) Um, all right.

Uh, we are going to try out a new song on you.

This is one we've written quite recently,

and it's called "Home."

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ La, da, da, da ♪

♪ When I look at him ♪

♪ Baby, I see you ♪

♪ I close my eyes ♪

♪ And, baby, I need you ♪

♪ He kisses my smile ♪

♪ And, baby, I feel you ♪

♪ My tears dry, but they'll never leave you ♪

♪ Your love is like a drum, tearing me up ♪

♪ I can't break free ♪

♪ You're holding onto me ♪

♪ Your love is like my drum ♪

♪ Tearing me up ♪

♪ It makes you feel I gotta be free ♪

♪ I need to take ♪

♪ Won't you take ♪

♪ Me home ♪

♪ I need to go ♪

♪ Take me home ♪

♪ Won't you take ♪

♪ Me home ♪

One more?

Did I buy another drink?

No. Why?

I'm hammered. I've only had two drinks.

You're, you've only had two drinks.

Are we dancing?

Why don't we?

Well, I need to lie...

Mm, mm! Boom!

You're the only one that gets me, you know that?

See, and you're, like, the coolest brother ever.

If only the others could see it that way.

Maybe they're just fucking stupid.

Can I tell you a secret?

Yeah.

I'm gay.

I know!

Can I tell you a secret?

Yeah.

I fucking hate Ireland so much.

Get me out of here. It's ridiculous.

I mean, if he can be straight, I can be straight.

I'd make a fabulous husband.

I just don't get men.

Me neither.

Like what does Fionn expect me to do?

Like, seriously. Like, move here?

Live on that shitty farm and cook for him?

And then to start popping out like nine babies?

Like, are you joking?

That's not me. He doesn't know me.

That's not me.

He doesn't deserve you.

- No, he doesn't. - I deserve you.

I could be your husband.

Have you ever kissed a girl?

No, but what's the difference? A kiss is a kiss.

It's very, very different.

Well?

Yeah, you're right. There is a difference.

I'm just so sexy!

I'm so gay!

Are you even turned on.

Not one bit. Not one bit.

♪ I won't ask you much ♪

♪ More than you can take ♪

♪ When you're spread so thin ♪

♪ And your eyes are (indistinct) ♪

♪ Show me your promises ♪

♪ Tell me you're part ♪

♪ That's good for you ♪

♪ If that's good for you ♪

♪ Show me your portion ♪

♪ Tell me your part ♪

♪ That's good for you ♪

♪ That's good for you ♪

Oh my god, what happened last night?

Why are we in the barn?

We didn't want to wake the kids.

Wake the kids?

Oh, no, we didn't.

Yes, we did.

Oh!

And it was amazing.

Oh, where did you spend last night, I wonder.

Mm, wouldn't you like to know?

Yes, I would.

I forgot how much fun this is.

You see?

I really do miss it here.

It's really beautiful.

Well, maybe we could stay.

Really?

Yeah.

Why not?

Have a new start.

But what about the house in Dublin, and the kids, and-

Well, I wasn't really too fond of those kids.

They were starting to annoy me.

We bring the kids with us.

What do you mean? Forget the house in Dublin.

I know, but where are we going to live?

We'll live here.

In Dad's?

Except your Dad won't be living there.

He's planning on moving in with Mary.

What do you think? Really?

- Yeah. - Really?

Yeah.

- You'll do it? - Yeah.

Ah, good morning, love.

- Oh, kill me now. - Morning.

Where did you get to last night?

- There. - Oh, thanks, Dad.

- Coffee? - Yes, please, Mary.

Hey, where's Brendan?

Oh, he's just checking on the kids.

Ah, good morning, Brendan.

Good morning, Pat.

Hey, thanks a million for looking after the kids.

You're welcome.

Coffee? - Love some.

Anyone for a nice breakfast?

Ooh, get it away from me.

Save a bit of that for me, would you?

No problem.

Morning.

Saoirse, love, I didn't know

you stayed here last night.

Where did you sleep? - Um.

Think that answers your question.

What's so funny?

So if you stayed in Fionn's bed, where did Lauren sleep?

I feel like my head's about to explode.

Is one O'Brien not enough for you?

What are you talking about?

You and Gareth were all over each other last night

in the pub.

Oh, I'm always have fun with my gay friends.

What's the big deal?

Excuse me?

I said I always have fun with my gay friends.

Gareth isn't gay.

Gareth's 100% gay.

Is there any coffee or anything?

My head is actually pounding-

Lauren, what are you talking about?

Your brother's gay, Fionn.

Gareth, hang on, hang on.

Why, Dad? Why?

We can have a big laugh about it. Is that it?

No, not at all.

Gareth, your father is only-

Excuse me, who are you again?

Gareth, be nice-

Shut up, Una!

We've been playing happy family since I got here

and I'm sick of it.

Hey, Gareth, settle down, man.

Settle down?

You bring home a girl and a few days here,

you're shagging another, your future sister, I might add.

I don't know what he's talking about.

Saoirse, is this true?

I don't know what he's talking about.

Oh, sure, believe them.

Nothing I say makes a difference anyway.

What time is it?

It's 11 o'clock.

Shit, my flights at 5:00.

You've loads of time.

I think I should go after him. He shouldn't be-

- Dad- - He shouldn't be driving.

Just, just leave it. It's fine.

No, he shouldn't be driving in the state he's in. No.

We'll take my car.

Do you know where he's gone?

Um, yeah, I've an idea, yeah.

Dad, I might be gone by the time you get back.

Shit, you have to go? Okay.

Listen, you'll be home for Christmas?

Yeah.

It was nice meeting you, Fionn.

Nice to meet you.

How are you going to get home?

I'm fine. I'm gonna walk.

Sure, it's on the way back, you can ride with us.

Bye, Da. - Right, son.

I didn't see that coming.

No.

Come on.

You're gonna be late, you know.

I know.

Hi. - Hey.

Are you ready? Lauren?

What takes her so long?

She's still in the bathroom.

Jesus.

We'll just be a minute, yeah?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Meter's on, go on.

Cutting it fine.

Somebody help me with these?

Sure.

Brendan, I'll get it.

You've got everything have you?

- Oh, shut up. - Okay.

Can I get the door for you, Lauren?

Do you want to jump in the car, Saoirse?

I'm gonna miss you, brother.

I'm gonna miss you.

Oh, it's been great to see you.

It's been so good to see you.

Come on, we're gonna be late.

Let me know about Gareth, yeah?

Of course I will.

I'll give you a full report when you get back to New York.

Okay.

Take care of the kids.

- Of course I will. - Okay.

- Look after the house. - I will.

- Take care, yeah? - See you.

Don't be a stranger. - I won't.

Oh, passport?

Got it.

Go on.

Oh, son of a bitch.

Right.

That looks so awkward.

- See you. - See ya.

♪ You have to face it ♪

♪ That's how I am ♪

♪ Why can't you accept it ♪

♪ Please understand ♪

♪ That I need you ♪

♪ To hold on to me ♪

I still talk to her, you know.

Me too.

Your ma, you know, she,

she always seemed to know the right things to say.

It's just not fair, you know?

Why did she have to get sick?

Oh, I love her so much.

We all do, Gareth.

Do you know, your mum'd be so proud of you now.

You know that, don't you?

And you?

I'm proud of you.

Things'll be different from now on, Gareth.

Look, I don't care if you're gay.

I didn't even know you were gay until-

Dad-

Gareth, look, I don't care if you're gay, okay?

I don't care if you like men or women or even men on women.

Dad.

I don't even care

if you like those little upstairs and downstairs,

what do you call them-

- Dad. - What do you call them?

Dad. Dad, I get it.

You're not one of those, are you?

No.

You're my son, Gareth.

I, I love you more than anything

in the whole wide world.

I just want you kids to be happy.

And well, if marrying Mary changes that,

I, I won't do it. - Dad.

Where'd that come from?

Just been getting soft in me old age.

I wonder what she'd think of us now.

Your ma?

Oh, she's probably up there now having a good laugh

at both of us.

Come on.

Listen, Mary, I want to apologize for everything.

I've no idea what you're talking about.

So where's good for you, Saoirse?

Saoirse? - What?

Anywhere here is fine.

How much do we owe, sorry, how much do I owe you?

It's fine. I'll get it.

Well, that was rude.

Different breed, mate.

What?

Different breed, you know what I mean?

What's he talking about?

♪ It's so hard to describe ♪

♪ The way it fears and how it drives ♪

♪ The beat is insular it hits you hard when you first arrive ♪

♪ Round and round and round and round ♪

Don't worry.

I'll take good care of you.

Just take me home.

To New York?

Jeez, I thought you'd never ask.

♪ I love it ♪

♪ Don't you breathe it deep into ♪

It's good to see you smiling again.

I'd better go check on the kids.

♪ Feel the beat around you grow ♪

♪ Feel it grow ♪

♪ There is a place you'll find ♪

♪ You might find it when half alive ♪

♪ But it'll make you dance ♪

♪ And keep you dancing like it's your last ♪

♪ Down and round and down and round the trail will wind ♪

♪ You see the lights ahead ♪

♪ The shoes that tread in time to the grind ♪

♪ The crowd will roar as drums too full they take the floor ♪

♪ They're playing just for you ♪

♪ The bass is from where we take our cue ♪

♪ Move it deep into your body and your soul ♪

♪ You know next week this fun is gonna take it's toll ♪

♪ But till then, here we go ♪

♪ Here we go, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Feel the beat around you grow ♪

♪ Feel it grow, here we go, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we go, feel the beat around you grow ♪

♪ Feel it grow, here we go, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we go, feel the beat around you grow ♪

♪ Here we go, here we go, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

Oh, jeez.

Hey, there, how's it looking?

Yeah, I think I found your problem.

You did? Oh.

Thank you so much for helping me out.

You're amazing. I really, really appreciate it.

This is my friend Megan, by the way.

And there's just a couple other things

I need you to do just later on, if that's okay?

Can you stick around?

- Yeah, I, anything. - Okay.

I'll take that off you.

Thank you.

See you later.

Uh, um.

♪ All that's changed I'll never see ♪

♪ For once, it's only you and me ♪

♪ The wings of time have taken toll ♪

♪ Left me in this great big hole ♪

♪ You smile at me ♪

♪ I said, hello ♪

♪ You held my hand ♪

♪ I try to let it go ♪

♪ Dealing cards and reading palms ♪

♪ Twisted future in my stars ♪

♪ A smiling woman would be my rock ♪

♪ But all we have would not be enough ♪

♪ 'Cause it's you I seek out ♪

♪ You I dream of ♪

♪ You I call when the lights go out ♪

♪ When the lights go ♪

♪ When the lights go out ♪

♪ When the lights go ♪

♪ When the lights go out ♪

♪ I must go and close the sun ♪

♪ The time is measured, forget me not ♪

♪ For all that's done, let's not forget ♪

♪ We had good times, with no regrets ♪

♪ So days from now, can we be friends ♪

♪ Forever or at least til when ♪

♪ You find it in your heart to forgive ♪

♪ All the pain and suffering ♪

♪ Please, one day I'll seek you out ♪

♪ Or dream of you when on a walk ♪

♪ Maybe when the lights go out ♪

♪ You think of me and curl up tight ♪

♪ When the lights go ♪

♪ When the lights go out ♪

♪ When the lights ♪

♪ When the lights go out ♪

♪ When the lights ♪

♪ When the lights go out ♪