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Down, down, down, down

You hear that?

I'm sorry.

excited for tonight it's gonna be so fun i know girl halloween's the best

because we can dress so slutty and no one's gonna say anything oh my gosh i

can't wait till we see our crushes so excited i wonder how big his dick is oh

god i've always wondered how big my crush's dick is i know right i wonder if

he's circumcised or not i didn't even think about that you'll have to tell me

all about it after oh yeah definitely

It's going to be so fun. We're going to stun everyone.

It's going to be so fun. We look so hot. You look so amazing.

Girl, oh my gosh. I've never seen a sexier little red riding hood. Thank

I've never seen a sexier angel.

Super taboo.

We're going to kill it tonight.

Hell yeah. They're so lucky.

I'm excited.

Me too.

They have no idea what they have in store.

We're the best there is.

Nobody's doing it better than us tonight.

Is that in?

We're talking about pets in there.

Go figure, right? I just... Our daughters, man.

It's Halloween tonight. Oh, shit.

No way they're going out tonight.

Front door.

Let's go.

What the hell do you want, huh?

And you.

Yeah. Are you supposed to be the devil?

Yeah, and a wolf. So we just talked to our daughters, and no way in hell you

guys are taking our girls out tonight.

Yeah, we ain't having that. No fucking way.

What do you think?

You think you're going to come over here dressed like this and just take our

daughters out all night? You're crazy.

Yeah, we know what you guys are up to.

Give me that fucking mask.

You give me that mask. Give me that mask.

You're lucky we don't fucking bury you in our backyard. We could get away with

it tonight, you know? Yeah, tonight.

Get the fuck out of here. Go on, get out of here.

Go!

Never been that young and that dumb?

I do.

Look at these things.

I mean, we had better masks growing up.

I'd just throw them away if you want. Yeah.

Oh, no, you know, I got a better idea.

What's that?

I'll show you.

We wear them.

We wear them and we teach our daughters a lesson.

Oh, okay.

A lesson?

Yeah. Like a cow.

Well, we keep the masks and, you know, like tonight, of all nights, they're

going to find guys, right?

Yeah. Yeah, especially my daughter.

We pose as their dates.

That's a good idea.

Yeah. What do you do?

Let's teach him a lesson.

Sounds good to me.

It's going to be the best Halloween ever. We look so sexy.

We should totally have a little fun

before our dads get back.

I agree.

You guys want to have fun with us?

Oh my goodness, you're so big.

It feels so good.

I love you.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Amen.

Yeah, and don't forget to check the candy.