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Well, did you get it, Snapchat?

Uh... Sure, kiddo. I just... It's just... Hold on. I need my calculator,

Um... Um... This doesn't really look right to me.

Fuck. You know what? You're right. I have no idea what I'm doing.

I always sucked at math in college.

But... You know what? Your mother left me here to take care of this, and we're

going to get it figured out if it takes us all night.

Hey, Dad, are you sure about that?

Sure, honey.

Of course I'm sure.

Fourth of July, that's when we celebrate the Independence Day.

But you know what? I'm going to fact check that real quick.

Dad, we're not talking about independence today.

We're talking about the Bill of Rights and the Constitution.

Oh, fuck.

The Bill of Rights, right.

You know, sweetie, I didn't know how difficult it was going to be when I

up to be your stepdad, but don't worry, we'll figure this out, even if it takes

all night, okay?

You know what?

I think I have it, but... I

don't know, but you know what?

I'm going to call my friend John and see if he knows anything about this.

Okay.

I know more than you.

You're probably right, but let me talk to him.

Hey man, what's going on?

Good, good, good, good.

Hey, I have a question. I know this is kind of random and crazy, but I'm trying

to help my stepdaughter Mackenzie with her math.

And I have to be honest, I know nothing about math.

But do you know any math? Is there any way you can help me out?

Well... You know what? I used to be a mathlet back in college, so you're in

there.

But look, tell me you know something about history.

That's really funny you say that.

I was a history wizard.

Yeah, I have a minor in history.

Oh, great.

Okay, that's a good idea. So I'll see you soon. We'll be right over, okay?

Yeah, thanks.

Perfect. I'll see it.

So he does know math?

You're never going to believe this. John was like a mathlete. Uh -uh.

Yes.

Fuck yeah. So he's going to come over. And, more importantly, well, not more

importantly, but his daughter, Braylon.

Yeah, Braylon.

She needs help with history.

Oh, well, it worked out great. They're working on schoolwork right now.

Fuck yeah, let's just trade.

Yeah, they're going to come over.

So.

Thank God.

I know. All right.

Hey, man. Hey, guys.

I missed you.

I missed you, too.

So let me guess. Your dad couldn't help you figure out your homework, either?

Yep, that's why we're here. But apparently your dad's, like, a history

he's going to help me.

Yeah, and your dad's like a mouth wizard.

But I still feel like it's going to take forever, and we're not going to make it

to that party tonight.

I doubt it.

Hmm.

Do you think there's a way we could just make him do it for us?

I like how you think.

I mean, my dad is a softie.

You just have to get touchy, give him a few hugs.

That's how my mom got a new car.

Hmm? What about your dad?

Yeah, he's just being mean. I just have to give him a big old puppy dog. I was

like, that.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

All right, girls. You ready to get going?

Cool. Well, John, you want to go over there with Mackenzie? And Braylon, come

over here.

Here, Mackenzie, take this.

You'll need that.

All right.

Well, Mackenzie must be so proud of you.

You're so smart, Mr. Rock.

Oh, stop.

Thank you. But let's get writing on your paper.

Okay, yeah, so this is pretty simple. This looks like simple math here. So

just 9 times 9 is 81. 4 times 4 is 16.

10 by 10 is 100.

And if you do 8 by 8, it's going to be 64.

Math's never really been my strong suit. I don't think it's that simple.

Well, I'll explain. I mean, you know, it's just been...

Why don't you just do them for me if it's so easy for you?

Well, yeah.

I mean, you did number one and number two. Why don't you do three, four, and

five? I could do that, but I want you to learn so you can do it yourself in the

future. But you're so good at math.

What are you doing?

You're so good.

Just go ahead and throw them off for me.

Well...

It is, but it's all memory.

Okay.

Hey, Mr.

Rock.

You can call me Donnie.

I'm not feeling too well.

You think you could help me out?

We don't have to tell my daddy.

Um, what do you mean?

I mean, you could write my essay for me, and then I could do something for you.

Oh, look, that would be inappropriate.

Look, I know that Mackenzie's mom has been gone for a week.

Just let me help you.

Mackenzie, you shouldn't be doing that. That's kind of inappropriate.

My daughter's back there.

I'll be discreet.

Trust me.

Just keep doing my mouth problems.

As long as you get that homework done for me, I'll take care of you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Don't need to fight.

Exactly. Do us a favor, maybe.

We can all have a little fun. Yeah, I mean, nothing wrong with that, right?

I mean, sure.

Well, let's pick up where we left off, I guess.

I mean, you absolutely can.

It is?

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Does that pussy feel good on your dick, Gary?

Oh, yes, it does. Oh,

yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Give me that. Fucking God.

Oh, my God.

You should bring your friends over more often, Daddy.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Told you I'm a big girl and I'll die.

You're so mature.

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Put me up and down on that fucking car.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck me.

Oh, yeah. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Oh, yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck that pussy.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Your daddy's cock feels so good inside.

yes yes yes

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck me. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Fuck me. Look at me, Daddy. Look at me go.

Oh, yeah.

Are you proud of me? That's a good girl. I know.

Oh, yeah.

That's my daddy.

Yes, yes, yes. Fuck that.

I'll do this. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Daddy's mom is so good.

Thank you very much.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

oh man

Oh, look how hot she is.

Wow.

Can you do that? Yeah.

I know you like that.

Oh, I love taking a whole coffee.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck you. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

You're so good at riding my body stick.

This stick is so good.

Oh, fuck.

I want you to fuck us.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

You got it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Fuck, yeah, this is so fucking good.

Yeah, fuck her, daddy.

Fuck her.

Yeah, you taught me well daddy.

She's so fucking hot. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You're so cute.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. You're so fucking hot. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You do look sexy.

Yeah, I do. Fuck you.

You like watching me get fucked?

You're a big girl, I'm getting fucked, am I your friend?

Yeah, take it. Take his whole deck. Take my dad's whole deck.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me.

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Fuck me. Fuck me.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah.

That's in here, right? Yeah. Ever and ever.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Give me the whole fucking car.

Give it to me.

Fucking give it to me.

Oh, yeah. Just like that.

Oh my god, he's gonna make me cry

Yeah, he said I'm proud of her.

She's such a good girl.

Thanks, Daddy.

Let's try to make you proud.

There you are, sweetie.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sensitive now.

My car, though.

Yeah.

Oh my god, I'm so close to you. Oh, touch my hand, daddy!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

Why don't you go ahead and touch your dad's car? Let's turn it on.

Ooh, do it. Yeah.

Oh my gosh, should you?

I want to.

Ooh.

Oh, wow.

You know what?

I can see Mary and my mom.

Well, now that you mention it.

Fuck me, Daddy.

Fuck me good.

Are you sure?

Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

wow.

This is weird, but I kind of like it.

Oh, wow.

It's like her mom but a younger version Much tighter and wetter too

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

daddy, whatever you're getting.

I'm talking everything I know.

Oh, what a good girl.

Oh my God,

wow.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Right there. Right there. Right there. Stop. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. It's

good. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, Daddy.

Yeah. Fuck, it's so good.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

John, should we teach him a little history lesson?

Just like in math.

You want me to count it down?

Let's do it.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

It's so hard.

I deserve it.

oh my god keep

going oh

oh

my god

got in my eye if you want to taste my daddy