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It's morning, guys. Come on. Come on.
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It's breakfast.
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I have some presents for you.
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Presents.
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Presents for you.
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Merry Christmas, baby.
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I need more eggnog.
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What are you saying, love?
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Shut up. What is wrong with that? Come
on. Cheer up. It's Christmas morning.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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Come on
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Okay, let me just do some of you guys
first.
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Come on. And smile.
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Alright, I'll do it. Do you want to
stand up? Then we're going to sit down
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we're going to do a bunch.
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Please, put that finger away. Stop her.
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Smile.
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That's it. Make her make a smile. That's
it. Force her to smile if you have to.
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There you go.
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God, you're such a cringe.
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I hate Christmas.
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Stop it.
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Scott, come on.
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Put your mother down.
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Yeah, put your mother down. Come on.
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That's it. Put your arms around each
other. Come on.
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Smile.
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Say, happy Christmas.
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Come on, do it.
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Come on. You do it. Ready?
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Go. Merry Christmas.
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Come on, go on. Let's have some smiles
out of you people. Come on, family.
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We're going home, right? We're going
home.
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Be right back. I'll be right back.
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I don't want me.
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Let's get some of you quick. Yeah, let's
get some of you. Smile, baby.
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They're hugging.
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That's it, just like if you wanted a
camera. Come on, sit down.
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God, do you have to drink this much
eggnog this early in the morning,
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Yeah, I do, actually.
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This is what it's like living with you.
That's why I have an eggnog. Two of you.
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Oh my god, that's it. You're out of
pictures.
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We're not having you bring the pictures.
Good, I don't want to be in your stupid
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pictures anyways. I didn't want to be in
the pictures in the first place. I
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wanted to drink my eggnog and go to
sleep and be in bed, but you woke me up.
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I'm taking pictures.
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You know what? You smile.
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I'm going to do some pictures of us. The
happy family, huh?
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Come on, Mom.
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It's just one day. I'm doing it.
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Oh, look at that face. That's priceless.
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Come on.
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What is she like?
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What happened to you? Who stole the jam
out of your donut?
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Come here. Get off me. Come here.
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Get on, Mom.
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Just a couple more. Come on.
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Get in here.
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There you go.
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Do you want to stop with the fingers?
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Send that one to your mom for me.
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You know what? I'm going to love mine.
I'll give you your present now. I want
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your present.
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I'm good.
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How do you get so lucky?
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I mean, how do you make such a lovely
door with the attitude you've got?
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Seriously. I don't know. Nikki is a
great kid, but, you know, I don't know
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you sometimes.
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Yeah, great kid. Oh, what a wonderful
Christmas this is going to be.
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Hold on, let me just get a picture to
remember you by.
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Oh, that's amazing.
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Yeah, well none of you guys deserve any
of this shit.
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That's what it is.
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Letting you know. Don't you like what
we're wearing? Don't you like what we're
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wearing? You know what? This is
horrible.
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Where did you get this?
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You really don't like my outfits I got
this year. No, I hate. I told you
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already. I hate your outfits. I hate
Christmas.
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I hate all of this.
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Honestly, I didn't get you guys
anything.
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No. I just got you guys.
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I don't give a shit. I go shopping for
you. You know what? I don't even like
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living with you. I hate Christmas.
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Now is a better time. I don't like
living with you, sorry ass.
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And you, none of you guys deserve
anything.
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You deserve nothing under the tree for
you. You're a little slut.
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You don't deserve shit either.
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So let me just tell you, I got you guys
nothing.
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I'm drinking it because I have to drink
it. I live with the two of you. Here's
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your shenanigans. I know about them.
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Horrible. Both of you. Awful.
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I'm having whatever I want as an adult
person.
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My house.
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I can do what I want. It's my house.
None of you guys get shit under that.
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Fucking tree.
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Enjoy yourself. Merry fucking Christmas.
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We're going to have a good Christmas.
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She'll be fine. It's just an eggnog.
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Fuck you.
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It's going to be a good Christmas.
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We're going to have a good time, me and
you.
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Just me and you.
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Let's do one more picture.
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I'm trying to fucking see you over here.
Yeah, go look for me. Seriously, fuck
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you guys.
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Are you going to look for her?
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How much is that she had?
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I have no idea. Was she doing that all
day and all night?
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Pretty much.
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I think she went to... Oh, that's fine.
Have a good Christmas.
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In fact, I think it's time you opened
one of your presents I got you.
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Okay. You want to go look for it? I do.
Alright, so look, there's a bunch of
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presents up there.
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I'm not going to give you 20. I'm going
to let you hunt for it. Okay. It's got
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your name on it. Okay.
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Have to dive in there a little bit.
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Is that the one? Is that what you name
on it?
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Okay.
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Well,
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it's Christmas.
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It's one of your favorite colors.
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It's so cute.
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Well, you know, I didn't want to get
you. I mean, you're not a little girl
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anymore. You know, you're a woman.
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So I wanted to get you something that
women would like, and I think that would
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look wonderful on you. Well, thank you.
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I didn't get you anything, though. Oh,
don't worry about me.
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I'm just happy to spend time with you.
You know, the family will get hurt for
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the moment.
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You, I'm just happy to spend time with
you.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. My mom's such a bitch.
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But don't.
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I don't even bother apologising for it.
She's just drunk.
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She does it every year. We're used to
it. It's not like it's something
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is it?
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Yeah.
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It's kind of funny, really. I kind of
enjoy it.
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It's like watching a stand -up comic.
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Anyway, she doesn't believe it. We'll
have a good Christmas without her. Don't
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worry about that. Well, at least let me
give you a big hug.
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Aw. Thank you, baby.
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Yes.
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Wow.
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So...
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Oh.
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Oh yes.
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Oh yes.
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I don't know.
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Oh.
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That's the way it can work.
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Oh my God.
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I'm good about that.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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Oh, man.
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Come here.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my God.
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I can't talk to him.
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Thank you.
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I can't do this on TV.
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I don't know what you've been told.
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That's the only fucking way she's ever
going to swallow my cum.
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Thank you.
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Oh, God.
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This is what those balls do.
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Oh, yeah, that's funny.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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We don't want to miss any, do we?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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That's right.
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Until we win.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, I don't want to take pictures.
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Shit, shit, shit.
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Sit down, sit down, sit down.
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It's still Christmas.
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Where is everybody?
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Oh, I had more eggnog.
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That's what I need.
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