All language subtitles for Bast.I.Test.S11E10

Welcome to the season finale
of "Best in Test".

For the eleventh time, a winner will be crowned
in this prestigious competition.

And those who are in the running tonight,
wishing to lift my bust in gold are:

The onion and potato muncher himself,
Kirsty Armstrong!

Victor Beer!

Five fresh ones in the account,
Daniel Nannskog!

Sweden's foremost slap-ball player,
Jenny Strömstedt!

And with high viscosity,
Peter Magnusson!

And tonight you will,
among other things, get to see this...

-Yes!
-Look now, you little bastard.

-Stop with the tongue.
-It smelled like banana.

-I can't see David anymore.
-Goodbye, David.

Am I really supposed to steal stuff?

-What's your name?
-Lennart.

Fuck you.

Hello, panel. A warm welcome
to this finale.

-Are you excited tonight?
-Yes, I'm buzzing.

It's also a little melancholic
that it's the last one.

-Did you think you would reach the final?
-Yes, of course I knew that.

Daniel, how does it feel for you
when this is coming to an end?

I'm going to miss absolutely everything.

But also, it will be nice
to get my confidence back.

Jenny, what do you think about your chances?
It's been going pretty well here.

I'm never good when it counts.

Can I come home to you
and bake afterwards?

You can. 100%.

By my side, I have someone
who has never reached the final.

Namely, the loon David Sundin.

Cock-a-doodle-doo! No, all joking aside.

Here comes the first test of the final.
This is it. This is where it's decided.

I can reveal that it's
incredibly close overall.

As it stands, it hasn't been decided
who will win the season.

Time to throw things at the nice
guy who hasn't done anything wrong.

-Hola, chico.
-Halloj!

Basebolls? Kan du basebolls?

Kanske vi ska kasta.

"Kasta något mot David."

- "Kasta något mot David."
- "Kasta något mot David."

- "Innan du kastar måste du skrika:"
- "Hej, kompis."

"Om David fångar det du kastar
så är du diskad."

"Om Babben anser att ditt kast
är ofångbart så är du diskad."

"Om David inte fångar det du kastar
så får du tre poäng."

- "Du har ett försök."
- "Din tid börjar nu."

-Den här bollen?
-Det behöver det inte vara.

Någon gång under dagen
så kan du bara...

-Kasta något.
-Hej, kompis.

-Det där var fångbart.
-Så det är typ?

Jo.

Undra om Babben gillar mig.

-Jaha.
-Okej. Kul!

Ja, man skulle alltså när som helst-

-under alla tester i den här säsongen
kasta något och ropa "Hej, kompis".

Om jag fångade det så diskades man.

Om jag inte lyckades fånga det
så får man tre poäng.

Men om Babben bedömer att kastet är
ofångbart så är man också diskad.

Nu tar vi en titt på hur det såg ut
när alla fem kastade något mot mig.

-Hello!
-Hello.

Hey, buddy.

And then this one just like:
Hey, buddy.

You bastard. I'm being so nice.
I was too nice!

This isn't really my day,
I can feel it.

Hey, buddy.

-Do I get another try?
-No.

Good?

I found it in the kitchen.
Hey, buddy! Oops.

-Too bad.
-Is that a finger there?

-That's herring.
-No.

Hey, buddy. No, I'm kidding.

Hey, buddy. No!

-No, but that...! That's not true.
-Yes, I got it.

-With the sausage suit and everything.
-Okay.

No!

Victor, I'm sorry. We hadn't
told you that this is Gollum.

He sucks up fish
like a magnet. That's just how it is.

-How was it throwing against David?
-You underestimate him.

-He's fast.
-He's got some ball sense after all.

Yeah, he does.

The only throws David didn't catch
were Peter's and Kirsty's.

That's three points each for you.

No. Was Kirsty's throw
really approved?

Wasn't it uncatchable? It was...

-No.
-You should catch that. That's how it is.

Then the final is on.
What's happening now?

Okay, hold on tight, Babben.
Now we're going to see something incredible.

Hi.

"Do something incredible ten times."

What are you doing?

-Shouldn't I read it all?
-No, no. Oh my god.

-What the hell? What? What?
-No!

What, what... Stop.

-You have ten of these, yes. Thank you.
"Do something incredible ten times."

"The one who does the most incredible thing
ten times wins."

-"You have 45 minutes."
-"Your time starts now."

Do you remember what you did?
I don't remember.

Yes, the idea is to do something
incredible ten times.

The contestant who does the most
incredible thing ten times-

-is also the one who wins the test.

To see incredible things,
you need incredible contestants.

Kirsty, Peter, and Jenny.

Oh! What's incredible? What's incredible?

Maybe I should cook something.
Yes! Something incredibly delicious ten times.

We have to pull out all the stops.

What's more incredible than a "war hero"?

Look here, look here.

You're going to get a "war hero" portrait.
Understand?

What if you drove that car
and I stood up through the sunroof?

And hit rubber ducks in the basket.
That's pretty incredible.

-Don't try this at home.
-No, no.

-Now we're starting. Okay, go.
-Is it harder than you think?

No, it's easier than you think.

This has to be more incredible
than the other four's incredible things.

-Did you place it?
-No, a little closer.

-That was incredible.
-Then let's go for the gold.

-Can I?
-Yes, go ahead.

Here we come again!

-Ey!
-Yay!

-Only nine more!
-Incredible.

That's right, I'm supposed to do ten.

-Will they be very similar to each other?
-Yes, that's what's impressive.

-Are you ready?
-Yes!

Okay, two in the bag. Eight left.

-Can I?
-Go ahead.

-Can I?
-Go ahead.

-Is the quality going up, up, up?
-No.

-Yes!
-Ey, that's where we need to be!

-What number is this?
-Nine.

-Are you on the last one?
-Yes.

I think I'll jump in myself too, actually.

Finishing touches.

This is it! Braveheart!

Yes!

-Now the chocolate's starting to burn.
-That's how it usually is.

The coolest thing to see is
if you take the first one, which is incredible.

And then the last one.

-There's the biggest difference between them.
-The last one has a charm of its own.

-Should I count?
-Yes, please.

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve!

-Twelve?
-Yes.

-No, I said ten.
-Okay! Good job!

-Thanks.
-Braveheart!

Yes, now it's the final
so I demand a little more from you.

Peter, some of the throws
didn't look very incredible.

What?! Then there was something with the angle
because they were.

-So you're blaming the angle?
-Look!

Now. Look there.

Were you trying to compensate for your lameness
by doing two extra, or what?

No, this is how it was... Yes.

Okay! Kirsty, what do you think yourself?
How incredible was it?

I think it was incredible.
Ten pieces almost exactly the same.

With a body part I don't use.

-Are you never walking?
-No, I can't be bothered.

-Okay. Who are we watching now?
-Daredevil Victor Knievel.

I have ten letters like this
that say ten times.

-That makes a hundred times.
-I have to do it a hundred times.

Your life is on the line a hundred times.
You're lying here. I'm coming here.

Bike, ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!
A hundred times.

-Or ten.
-A hundred. That's the test.

The incredible thing is that I've never
jumped with a bike before.

-Okay. Go!
-Here I come.

Oh, my God!

Oh! One time! First one.

Here comes number three.

Now there are only 97 times left.

That was a touch on that one, Victor.

-Maybe we should settle for ten.
-Well, the test is a hundred.

-No, it isn't.
-Yes, it is!

-How many have you done?
-Here comes jump seven.

-I've got it now. I'm doing some tricks.
-No tricks.

-There was a touch, yeah.
-Here comes jump ten.

Oh, damn!

It's too much.
David, I've realized something.

-A hundred won't work.
-Ten is perfect.

No, eleven times.

Because everyone else will do ten.
Now, this is the last one.

-Yes.
-Let's do it!

That looks cool.
I'm getting ready and... Yes!

We did it!

Incredible.

Yeah, yeah. Right?
That was incredible, wasn't it?

Isn't that David doing
something incredible over there?

-That's an incredible effort, Jenny.
-There's something to that.

It's hard to ignore
you cycling into a tree.

Can we see it again
when he cycles into the tree?

-Of course, of course.
-No!

Awesome footage.
Have you loaded the next batch?

No, because now we're taking a short
but effective break.

Those of you at home are going to get a little test.

Everyone in the household should guess
what I had for lunch today.

The correct answer will be after the break.
The closest wins. Your time starts now.

You're watching our season finale.

And now, apparently, we're going to find out
what David had for lunch.

-That's right. It's kebab.
-Kebab?

Back to the test where the contestants
have to do something incredible ten times.

Do we still have Daniel left?

Daniel, do you remember what you did
for ten incredible things?

Yes, but even the simple things
can be incredible.

Here we have a guy who can
turn everything upside down-

-by doing
something truly incredible ten times.

His name is Daniel Nannskog.

-Something incredible?
-Ten times.

Wow...!

-Good job.
-Thanks.

Daniel!

Daniel, you surprise me.
You apparently have a party trick.

How do you think you measure up
compared to the others?

Try to make that sound yourself.
Try...

Well... Yes, because we were
practicing so much afterwards.

But everyone... Try it at home.
You can't make that sound.

-Can they make ten desserts?
-Yeah, anyone can do that. Sorry.

Okay, Babben. Now we've seen everything
and the scores have to come in.

This is a situation
we've gotten ourselves into.

What needs to be ranked
is ten ice cream bombs-

-ten photo portraits,
ten duck throws from a car-

-eleven bike jumps
and ten some kind of clicking sounds.

-It's all so bad!
-Here's what I'm saying.

-Jenny, you were saved by Daniel.
-What the hell?!

Daniel gets one point
and you get two points. Okay?

Three points to Peter.
It never really looked incredible.

It got closer and closer to the basket.
In the end, it was a little dunk there.

It wasn't exactly incredibly amazing
with your portraits that you did.

But the competition is so weak
that you get four points for that.

Therefore, that makes
five points to Victor!

-Yahoo! I needed that.
-You needed that.

-What's next on the menu?
-It's time for a mystery box.

-Hello.
-Hi!

You can sit down on the chairs.

And yes, that's right.
Then you can hold this.

Why is it always me? Okay.

-It fits nicely.
-Thanks.

-Let's go. Exciting.
-"Find out what the chest contains."

"You are not allowed to look, feel,
or inspect the chest."

"Your teammate may only
communicate with facial expressions"-

-"except when answering
David's questions."

"Your teammate may not nod
or shake their head."

"The fastest team wins."

"Your time begins and ends
on David's signal."

-Good.
-Okay.

"You have to lie
during the entire next test."

"You have to lie
during the entire next test."

"Your time starts now."

Yes, this was a team test.

The goal was to figure out
what was in the small chest.

Two team members
were supposed to ask questions.

The third could only answer
with facial expressions.

The whole thing was complicated by the fact
that that person had to lie.

-The others didn't know that, of course.
-Of course.

Alfred Svensson steps in to complete
Kirsty and Peter's team.

Which of these two gangs
are we looking at first?

The three amigos known under
the team name Daniel, Jenny and Victor.

When you look surprised,
that means no.

-And when you look...
-Or you just blink.

One blink, yes. Two blinks, no.

-And when it's close...
-Tongue is good.

Is it full of things?
What did that mean again? Tongue...

Stop with the tongue. It's not good.
Stop with the tongue.

We don't know what the tongue means.
Stop it. Can you just not?

Is it a collection of things?
Like a bag of marbles.

And there's the tongue!

That it burns is the tongue.
That's what we figured out.

-Then it's really close.
-Is that a bag of pick-and-mix candy?

Cookies? Napoleon pastries? Cinnamon buns?

-Chocolate buns?
-Chocolate buns? What the hell.

Chocolate muffins? Chocolate slices?

-Are those chocolate slices?
-Yes.

-He said yes.
-Chocolate slices.

It's chocolate slices.

-Your name is Victor.
-Johan.

What is happening?

-Is there a little hat in the box?
-Yes, there's a little hat.

-He's gone crazy!
-He did that right from the start.

-Is there anything with chocolate in it?
-Chocolate slices? Yes.

He's sabotaging. He's got
some mission to sabotage.

-He has to do the opposite. Exactly.
-Are they small cookies?

-I'm forgetting what is yes and no.
-Yes, this is awful.

-What could be in there?
-Is it a toy?

It was a toy.
Is it an adult toy?

-Jenny!
-Maybe it's for everyone.

-I was thinking of a drone.
-That's exactly what everyone was thinking.

Yes, a drone. Absolutely.
A drone. Is it made of plastic?

Is it a frisbee? A ping pong ball?
Is it a tiny, tiny baby Jesus?

-Are they good, Victor?
-Yes.

Does color have anything
to do with it? Yes.

Is it Trouble? No.
Is it a yellow... Yellow?

-He's pointing that way.
-It's yellow.

-A horse?
-No. Don't you see his whistle?

-The color. The rainbow.
-A unicorn? A circus?

-Is it a circus?
-Yes, it's a circus.

I can't take it anymore! Is it round?

-Is it oblong? Soft? Flexible?
-A rectangle?

A cube! It's the cube. Rubik's Cube!

Different colors. There it was.
Oh my God!

-Oh, my God!
-It's not easy.

It still looks a bit like a chocolate slice.

-Good job.
-Sorry.

-A little mean, maybe.
-A little.

What was I supposed to do?
I had to lie.

-Yes, well...
-Oh, don't do that.

You said what was yes and no,
but you forgot it right away.

Yeah, but we still managed it.
I think that alone is an achievement.

I agree. How long did it take
to realize it was a Rubik's Cube?

If you just sit there long enough,
you'll eventually say the right thing.

The coffin lid opened
after 17 minutes and 33 seconds.

-That's good. Oh, that's great.
-It could be good. We don't know.

Now the question on everyone's lips is:
Can the other team beat that time?

-We can decide right now.
-Before he opens it.

-Yes, could be...
-Yes.

-And no could be...
-Then I'll show the contents of the chest.

-Okay.
-It smelled like banana.

-It smelled very strongly of banana.
-Have you eaten it, or what?

-Is it a banana?
-Yes? Is it a banana? Yes.

-Yes, banana.
-A banana.

There's a banana in the chest.
A mashed banana, a peeled banana.

-Yes.
-Yes.

-Is there a banana in the chest, Peter?
-Yes.

-Because your name is Peter, right?
-No.

What?! What do you mean Peter... No? What?
This is the strangest thing.

-Is there a banana in the chest?
-Yes, yes.

He's lying!

-Are you lying?
-Are you lying to us?

You can't just ask like that.

There's a deluxe short circuit
in my brain.

It smelled like banana.

-Are they smart enough to understand it?
-No.

-Is it the opposite language?
-I think it is.

Is it something edible?
No, then it's not.

Is it something
used in everyday life? No.

Something's wrong, then.
Something's wrong?

-Is it another whistle?
-Yes. No, I mean.

Is there a car in the box?
Yes, there's a car in the box.

-So, no.
-I don't know. I'm starting to doubt myself.

We need to get to the bottom of this.
Do I have red hair?

-How can it take so long?
-Okay. Is my name Kirsty? No.

Yes. Okay, it's the opposite.

-Do you use it during holidays?
-Well... Yes, partially. Maybe.

Is it made of plastic? Yes.

Is it supposed to represent something that exists?

Is it this big or smaller?
Is it this small? Even smaller?

-Can they be more distinct in their questions?
-Is it a toy?

-Yes.
-Is it green? Is it blue?

Yes and no. Both.

The answers could be more distinct too.

Exactly, the answers could also
be more distinct.

Is it multiple different colors?

-Yes, it has lots of different colors.
-Is it a small carousel?

-No. What the hell?
-It's this small.

It has many different colors.
Is it a Rubik's Cube?

-Yes.
-Yes? It's a Rubik's Cube!

- Yes! Ouch. I just stretched my leg.
- Oh, oh, oh. Sit down.

That's absolutely incredible.

You asked such strange questions
and then you nail it. That big?

- Where did the opposite-language come from?
- Don't ask so many questions.

Why can't you answer?
I want to know. Why?

Peter, what was it like having to lie
to your unsuspecting teammates?

It wasn't that bad.

But it's frustrating
not being able to communicate.

Kirsty, how distinct do you think
the questions you asked were?

We weren't very good at it.

I could have kept my hands still.
"Is it big or small?"

"Is it this big?"

The interesting thing is
what the clock stopped at.

Peter, Kirsty and Alfred solved
this riddle-

-in approximately 16 minutes
and 40 seconds.

- Bravo.
- Yes.

That's three points
to Kirsty and Peter.

And to Alfred too,
whatever he's going to use them for.

Now let's take a short leg stretcher.
Then the season finale continues.

See you on the other side.

Welcome back to "Best in Test".

We have three tests in the bag
and a few more before this is decided.

Now, you're forgetting something, Babben, aren't you?
Even if you're infallible in my eyes.

We have a little tradition
that when we've done three tests-

-you usually let me take the helm
for a little while.

-Okay, hoist your sail and set sail.
-Aye aye, captain!

Time for the Middle of the Show
with me, David Sundin!

In this segment, we usually talk
about you panelists so much.

But we're turning the tables tonight
and talking about me for a bit.

What do you think is best about me?
Spontaneous thoughts and ideas.

-Your mustache.
-My mustache?

I had some things that were supposed to lead
up to my mustache, but sure.

Still fun and exciting that you're
so positive about my mustache.

Because it's time to play
Furthest From the Mustache is Out!

That's right, we're going to play
Furthest From the Mustache is Out.

Jenny, read the instructions
for your fellow contestants-

-for Babben, the audience,
and those at home.

"From the puck, throw any amount of wet
toilet paper at David's mustache."

"The contestant whose toilet paper
lands furthest from David's mustache"-

-"in each round is out of the test."

"Last one standing wins.
The test begins on David's signal."

-Did you understand?
-Yes!

Then I'll ask Peter Magnusson to come up.

-Come on, Petta!
-Yes!

-Yes!
-He's done this before.

For some reason!

Thank you, Peter.
Then we'll ask Jenny to come up.

-I'm so impressed.
-Yeah, that was a statement.

You've got it.

-Yes, good.
-Good job there.

Then Daniel gets to go up and throw.

-And then down there to enjoy it a little.
-Ugh, I'm nervous.

This is too good.
Why are you all so good?

There's space here in the middle.

-No!
-It's on the window.

I'm going to... I rented the dress
so I don't want to ruin it.

-Everyone can't be rich so...
-Oh, damn!

Then it's quite obvious
that Kirsty is out this round.

We're going into round two.
Go ahead, Peter.

I'm nervous.
I feel the tension in myself.

-Damn! Even the sun has spots.
-Absolutely.

A lot is at stake now, Jenny.
Maintain your concentration.

-Daniel's stepping up.
-Okay.

-Not bad.
-Then Peter's yellow is furthest away.

-We welcome Victor up.
-I'm going with a new tactic. A lot.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

Hope it goes well for you.

Oh. Oh!

As a clear marker, Victor positioned himself
closer than Peter.

Peter will be the one eliminated.
Jenny, welcome up.

Well, what the heck!

-Daniel, welcome up.
-Yep... There.

That's how the frisbee goes!

Victor, welcome up.
You just need to get closer than Jenny.

Why am I so nervous?
It's just stupid. It's just stupid.

Victor is closer than Jenny.
Jenny will have to sit down.

We have Daniel and Victor in the final.

-I'm going to get in the zone.
-This is undeniably thrilling.

-Let's welcome Daniel up.
-Good luck.

-Come on!
-Ah!

-No, damn it!
-Yeah, that's not great.

Okay, welcome up, Victor!
Here in Furthest From the Mustache Loses.

Victor's going big.

-Are you planning to cover the whole square?
-I'm just thinking everything. Splash.

That's a real splodge.

No! No!

It was on the penis. It was on the penis.

Whoops! So that makes
five fresh ones for Daniel Nannskog.

And that's how we play
Furthest From the Mustache Loses.

A few points on this one, then.
That's one point to Kirsty.

Two to Peter. Three to Jenny.

It got really exciting at the end.
Four to Victor and five to Daniel.

-Bravo!
-Oh, oh, oh.

Soon the season's winner
will get to lift my golden bust.

But what does tonight's winner get?

Tonight's winner gets a really
delicious and delicate box of chocolates.

-Mm, mm, mm!
-Only the best.

Back to regular programming.
What's happening in the next test?

Okay, now we're going to find out who
will be this year's SMS master.

-Hey!
-Hey.

-Hi, you. Hi, you.
-Excuse me.

Please, have a seat.

"Guess the age of the person
you're texting with."

-"You're not allowed to use numbers..."
-"...numerals or figures."

"The person is also not allowed
to use numbers..."

"...numerals or figures in their answers."

"You have ten minutes
and one guess."

"The person who guesses closest
to the correct age wins."

"Your time starts now."

The guess doesn't count
until it's written down.

Yes, so you were supposed to
find out the age-

-of the unknown person
in the text conversation.

You weren't allowed to use
numbers, numerals, or figures.

Which nimble fingers
grab the phones first?

Ladies first, as I usually say.
Here are Jenny and Kirsty.

What are you writing?

-What have you done today?
-Great opening.

Hi!

I want to know... Been to school?
That might give us a clue.

-Yes, I've been for a walk today.
-"Have you chewed Lunarstorm?"

Have you been on Lunarstorm?
I wrote 'drizzled' Lunarstorm.

No, I haven't.

What do you do for work?
I could have started with that.

I help...

"Help some restaurants
with marketing." Okay.

Are you old enough to buy snus?

Why is the person answering
so damn slowly?

-Could that be a clue?
-Yes.

-In a way.
-Are you a boomer?

But I don't use snus.

"In a way, but I don't use snus."
So 18 plus.

-"Are you a boomer?" What's that?
-Then it's a boomer.

Don't you know what a boomer is?
Then you're the boomer.

-Are you and I about the same age?
-I don't know how old you are.

-Had kids when I was...
-Now you're starting to talk about yourself.

-Five minutes soon.
-Yes!

-Have you had a midlife crisis?
-40 is just a number.

-Have you had a crisis?
-A midlife crisis.

-Sure. Yeah.
-Yes, I have.

-Are you as old...
-That's bad!

...as if you divide
the year we're in now...

...and then add up...
-"The different double things"?

You divide a number in half
and then put it back together.

You divide 20 and 24. Put it together.
Then the person could be 44.

-That was...
-Why is it answering so slowly?

-...not...
-Answer!

...an easy question.

It could be a boomer.
We don't know at this point.

It's guaranteed to be someone old.

-What's your name?
-Lennart.

I hate this person
regardless of who it is. Lennart.

Now you're my enemy.

But what should I ask?
Ask something, ask something.

Say something that happened the year you were born.

But quickly, please.

-Do I have to write before you have...?
-Ten seconds left.

- Lennart.
- Hello! How old are you?

- Not with numbers.
- No, no, no.

- Five, four...
- Say it with something else!

- 68.
- Goodbye. You are my enemy.

- Zero. 47?
- Yes, I just guessed it.

Nice talking to you. Fuck you.
Oops, I meant 'picked' you.

- Goodbye, then.
- Thanks!

Kirsty, you finally lost patience
with the boomer.

Because we only managed to answer
five questions in 20 minutes!

He probably had a coffee break
between each question.

- Lennart is here in the audience.
- No, sorry! Lennart!

But we'll see.
How close to the right age did they get?

Jenny guessed 47 on a 68-year-old.
That gives us a difference of 21 years.

Kirsty, on the other hand, guessed
68 on a 68-year-old.

But since she forced Lennart
to communicate with numbers-

-it's not approved.

Now we'll take a short break.
We'll be right back. Just trust me.

You're watching "Bäst i test"
where we text with strangers.

The task is to find out someone's age
without using digits, numbers, or figures.

Now it's Daniel and Peter's turn.

Hey! A happy emoji.

Hey? That's also a bit modern.

What are you wearing?
No, that's a bit...

-Do you remember...
-...when...

-...Olof...
-...Palme was shot?

-“Do you remember when Olof Palme died?”
-“Where were you when Palme was shot?” Oops.

Everyone knows that.

-“No, I don’t know.”
-That was before my time. Hahaha.

How long does it take for this...?
"That was before my time. Hahaha."

-Okay.
-That's a very young person.

It's a young person.

Are you in elementary school?

-There are no numbers there.
-Yes, I am.

-Gen Z question mark.
-"Gen Z?" No, thanks.

"No, thanks."
I mean, this one is really tough.

Who was the prime minister when you...

-Were born?
-Yes.

Who was the prime minister when you were born?

-I have no idea.
-I have no clue about that. Good heavens.

You barely know yourself.

Are you in middle school?

-Not any numbers either.
-No.

Yes, actually.

Are you in the last year of middle school?

-No numbers there.
-No.

Your first World Cup memory?
There we go.

-Oh, oh, oh.
-Then you're ten years old.

So, he's in sixth grade.
We're narrowing it down a bit here.

Now let's see what he answers.

Wasn't there something in London?

"But maybe it was the Olympics?"
The Olympics were in 2012.

-You're guessing he's about ten years old.
-I'd guess 24.

-Do we have a pen?
-There we go.

Two, four.

-12 years old.
-12 years old?

We have the 24.
Good job. Exciting.

Good job.

"How old are you turning?" I'm turning 50!

-Did you write that?
-That I'm turning 50.

Okay. No, did you write it? Yes.

Stop, stop, stop!

-I think it's really close.
-Cool. Exciting.

Little shit.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, Peter.
Did you just get trolled by a 12-year-old?

But I want to state for the record
that others were warned about numbers.

-I told you all along.
-Yeah. Okay, then.

We also have Juni here in the audience.
She's sitting here. Good job!

Smart, Juni!

-What were the age differences?
-Yeah, Daniel guessed 24.

The correct answer was 21.
That's a difference of three. That's good.

Peter guessed 12.
The correct answer was eleven.

Then he wanted to talk about himself
and happened to use numbers.

So, like Kirsty,
he's not approved.

Then we have Daniel here in the lead.
Could it be five fresh ones into the account?

Victor has snatched victory from Daniel
before.

Can he do it again?
Here's Victor Beer.

What do you watch on YouTube?

It can say quite a lot.
"Ijustwanttobecool sometimes"!

This feels like a 12-year-old.

What's your favorite movie?

A sensible question.
Hello? Here comes the answer.

"What genre?" Oh my god.
Anything, really.

"What do you think?"
What kind of person is this?!

I need to change my strategy.
This person is completely impossible.

Did you see when Sweden won
the World Cup bronze in men's football?

-Which year?
-Oh my god!

It's only happened once.

Or maybe twice.

"Congratulations"?

-Then you got confetti.
-What kind of answer is that?!

Oh my god! What is this?

-How old are you?
-How old are you?

"How old are you?" Oh, god.
I'm panicking, I'm panicking.

"You at IJWBC are older than you think."
This is a brat.

-You're older than you think.
-Can I Facetime?

Answer. Answer.

Hello there.

-You were so bad.
-Oh, oh, oh.

No, he hung up.

What a freaking jerk.
Seriously, damn it.

And did you hear his laugh?

29? Good job.

Yeah, you got really annoyed
with your brother there.

He has a way of irritating me.

It's probably just sibling love.
Emil is here in the audience too!

-Do you have anything to say to him?
-No, stop! Stop applauding!

He's not worth an applause.
He just ruined it for me.

The second he found out I was
on "Best in Test," he got sour.

No, the second I knew
you were my brother.

Which was the second I was born,
so a little longer than that.

-Can't we get rid of him?
-We'll sort it out.

-Thanks.
-How did this go with the points?

Well, since Victor still managed
a good solution by facetiming-

-and then had the luck to know the age-

-so he guessed the exact right age
and that will be five points...

-Uh, uh, uh!
-No?

-Didn't a number sneak in there?
-We'll just have to check.

-What?
-Oh, no.

"You may not use digits,
numbers, or numerals."

-Which year?
-"Which year?" Oh my god.

It's only happened once.

Once... Just once.

It's only happened once.

One is definitely a number.
Victor, rules are rules.

Without them, there's only
chaos waiting.

What could have been five fresh points
will now instead be just one consolation point each-

-to rule-breakers Peter,
Victor, and Kirsty.

That's a four for Jenny.

And five fresh points into the account
for Daniel Nannskog!

Then we've arrived at the season's
last test before the final. Right?

And then it only remains
for the contestants to make their exit.

-Bye, bye!
-Bye.

-We had fun.
-Oh.

"Thank you for this time."

"Steal things and leave
Bäst i test through the door."

"Before you leave, you must
turn around and wave goodbye"-

-"with one hand to David
and the other hand to the viewers."

"You must carry everything you steal."

"The one who steals the
most volume wins."

"You have 15 minutes.
Your time starts now."

-Volume, you say.
-Not weight?

No, volume.

Yes, the idea is to snag as much
as possible from the house-

-and make a stylish exit
from this season-

-while waving goodbye.

-Whoever has the most volume wins.
-Who are we saying goodbye to first?

The time has come to thank Kirsty
and Victor for their time here.

-Emotional, of course.
-Yes.

I want to leave and everyone to think:
"Shit, Victor was cool."

Volume, volume, volume, volume, volume.
What's this?

-This wasn't here before.
-This could get huge!

Should we spend time blowing it up
with this crappy pump?

I'm not falling for that.

-We've had so much fun.
-Do you think so?

Are you in? Soup!

Suck it, bitch!

Don't include my screams.

-Five!
-Ah, une femme.

I never want to do this again.

Thanks for taking the time
to be here.

-I had so much to do.
-I believe it.

-It's been really fun.
-All the memories.

Hooray! Dad! I've been
drafted into the NHL, Dad Sundin.

No! Why?!

Yes! I did something smart.
I did a Bäst i test (Best in Test).

Remember the lasagna? Mm, mm, mm!

-But there must be something.
-Are you familiar with the durian fruit?

They say it smells worse
than it tastes.

A cherished memory
to take with you in your backpack.

-Where does it end?
-Is this a really bad idea, or what?

Why isn't this helping?

-Volume, volume is what you need.
-But I'm so tired.

-Oh, jump!
-So.

Then you take a rubber band.

Now things are starting to happen.
Now it's actually visible.

Look at that, you little bastard.

Sorry!

-It's full.
-Then we move on to the next one.

And then you go around and around and around.
Then you just grab a rubber band.

-And then it has to be carried too.
-Yeah.

I have to think about how I'm going to carry them.

-How am I going to carry it, then?
-That's what I was getting at.

-So.
-Okay?

Thank you for this time.

-Goodbye, Kirsty.
-Goodbye, sweetie. Goodbye.

No!

If you close that up there,
you're a sweetheart.

-Oh, a whole sack.
-Goodbye!

Goodbye!

I shall become one with it.

One minute and five seconds left.

-Goodbye, Victor.
-Remember me as the smart one.

-Have a good one now.
-Have a good one!

Who the hell was that?

Bravo!

Victor, do you think the audience will
remember you as the smart one?

-Top five?
-A really good answer.

I should have thought of that.

Kirsty, do you feel like you're ending
on a high note with the trash bag parade?

Yeah, God. No one else is taking that.

-Good for you!
-I've learned from Daniel.

Nannskog's confidence is rubbing off
on the whole panel. What's next?

It's time to say goodbye to
one of Sweden's most popular breaks.

See you on the other side.

Welcome back.
This season is almost over.

Our contestants are now leaving
the test house one by one.

And they're trying to swipe
as much as they can.

We wish Danne and Petta
all the best.

I'll try to build myself up
as much as possible.

Something big and light, I'm thinking.
Something inflatable.

Rope? That's good.
Rope is easy to get through.

Then there are other things
that are good to have.

A net feels good to have.

-What's your volume?
-I don't know.

But it's okay.

-Most volume wins.
-Yes.

There's a lot of volume here.

There!

If I manage this, it's magic.
I have a hell of a lot of volume now.

Peter, I'm grateful
for you being here.

-We've had so much fun.
-Me too.

-Ouch!
-Oops. He twisted his ankle.

All power to Tengil, our liberator!

I'm going crazy.
I'm losing my mind.

Hooray! Yes! Yes!

I damn well found it.

And next week we're making
Jansson's Temptation. See you!

Did you do everything in the right order here?
You were a little early with the stomach.

Yeah, maybe a little.

A ball becomes a lot of volume.

-No.
-Nope.

Daniel, it's been great
having you here.

What the hell! This is damn annoying.

Victor, you idiot.
Damn it! Damn you, seriously.

You don't look so smart now, Daniel.

Growing up in Rinkaby and Spånga

Five fresh ones in the account.

Five fresh ones in the account.

Five fresh ones. Five fresh ones, huh?
Five fresh ones. Five... Smack!

I don't see David anymore.

-Alright, let's go.
-Here I come then.

-And the actual angling.
-Ouch, damn. Goodbye, David.

-Goodbye!
-Goodbye, audience.

Oh, oh.

So.

-Thank you for my time.
-Do you want to say something?

It's been absolutely wonderful
to be here.

-Goodbye, Daniel.
-Goodbye!

No volume!

There's a lot.
You just can't see it.

Daniel, did you think you'd
get this much volume?

No.

Actually, net is probably the absolute worst
in terms of volume. It's just holes.

You didn't say that when we were standing there.

"Net could be a smart thing, Daniel.
Decisive."

"If you're going to work in five fresh ones."
I remember that.

-Decisive!
-There's only one exit left, Jenny.

Here to make one last impression,
Jenny Strömstedt.

I'm thinking of a giant sack
that I can throw on...

-Santa?
-Am I really going to steal stuff?

-Isn't that what you do on the last day?
-You could have...

...that body stocking
and stuff things inside.

I want to see this.

And then I'll stuff all the
rubber duckies underneath.

-There, yeah. Just let them...
-It's fun that they squeak.

I don't think this is comfortable.

Three minutes left. It's been
very nice having you here.

No! Yes!

Where's the cheese? Oh, co...

I can't take it.
I can't take it anymore. It's not fun.

-What fun we had.
-So much fun.

You say it anyway
with gusto.

Yes, I say yes to the cocktail sausage!

The train falls into the ground!
Good has triumphed.

Oh come on, what the hell is it now?

Could it be poop?

No, we're just tying up loose ends
and saying: "It doesn't get better than this."

-I need something on my head too.
-There's not much volume.

-Are you ready to leave us?
-Yes.

-Thank you for this time, Jenny.
-Goodbye, David.

-And goodbye, viewers.
-Goodbye!

Jenny, was this a worthy end
to your time on "Best in Test"?

The ducks were just squeaking.
It was like ongoing duck torture.

Oh, my God. Whose stolen goods
had the largest volume?

In terms of points, it's
one point to Daniel.

Net and hose, as I said.

Two points to Jenny's extra layer-

-and a basket that is also filled
with holes and very poor volume.

Three points to Peter.
Four to Victor.

Kirsty had the most volume of all.
Five points!

-Five fresh ones.
-Deposit them into the account.

For the last time this season,
anything can happen and everything can change.

Because now it's the final.

Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folks,
it's time for the final.

We need to get Kirsty in here too.
Kirsty, welcome in.

-What?
-Sorry, I'm feeling a little manic.

Kirsty hasn't used
her hot dog costume yet.

She has the chance to get double points,
but she's also forced to look like this.

Daniel, please read the letter
for your fellow contestants-

-for Babben, the audience,
and those at home.

"Stand up after 100 seconds.
The closest to 100 seconds wins."

-"Your time starts on David's signal."
-Very simple. That's how we always do it.

I'll blow the whistle
and that's when we start.

And there we go. But as I said,
what a season we've had.

It's been great having you here.

We've done 68 tests
during these ten episodes.

Daniel taught Heidi how to make
a 4-4-2 formation.

-Quiet!
-We played mega golf.

Jenny guessed three strokes,
but she managed it in 29 strokes.

There was a bit of a difference there.

It took Peter 253 characters
before he found me in the cow.

We played baguette, two, three.
You remember that, of course.

Victor wrote down 20 people.
The 20th was Mats Sundin.

When we were going to find the joker.
6,450 cards flew from the ceiling.

You were supposed to find the joker.
It was awesome.

Kirsty took two breaths when she blew
out Babben's milestone cake.

-Let's take another look at that.
-No!

Babben's remark...blows!

That's right, there we have it.
"What the heck, Babben" said Peter.

He predicted it.

Victor scored 42 goals
and wore 21 pairs of football shorts.

You were supposed to knock down 100 cans
out of a possible 144.

Daniel knocked down zero. Jenny...
Now Victor has stood up.

Jenny found
four french fry baskets.

Jenny has stood up.

Peter has stood up.
Kirsty has stood up.

Daniel has stood up.
And we have completed our final.

Come back to the sofas and we'll see
who wins tonight's program.

Yes indeed, let's see here then.

When and how and why
did you stand up. Daniel?

You stood up 14 seconds
after the 100 seconds.

That's one point.

Kirsty stood up 9.5 seconds
after the 100-second mark.

That's two points.

But you're wearing the hot dog costume
so you get four points.

Peter stood up nine seconds
after the 100-second mark. Three points.

Victor stood up seven seconds
before 100. Four points.

Yeah, because it's still better.

Then you can see who works
with timing and knows exactly how long-

-it takes to do
number two in a commercial break.

Exactly 100 seconds. Jenny Strömstedt.

And thus, five points.

And who is it then
who has won this episode?

Then it will be as follows.
We find Daniel at 13 points.

We find Jenny at 16 points.
Then we have a shared second place.

Where it is then Victor
and then one more. It's Peter.

But Kirsty's sausage costume
pushed her over.

She gets 21 points
and wins a box of chocolates!

Of course. Here you go.

-Here you go, you should have it.
-Big congratulations to Kirsty Armstrong.

No finale without a happy message
from TV4's management team.

We're offering a smashing
Christmas episode on Christmas Day.

Then you will, among other things,
get to see this...

Here they are. Then we can bring in
the first one. Erik Haag!

-We're sitting and...
-Yep, yep, yep!

-Tina Nordström.
-It should be absolutely genius.

-Peter Settman.
-Have I been drinking shrimp water?

-Molly Nutley.
-Oh, that sounded like I'm giving birth.

-And Markus Aujalay.
-Are there any children here?

-Yeah!
-Hey, babes!

-A pair of briefs?
-They're mine.

This isn't fair.

You bring out a personality
in me that's nasty.

It's going to be really fun
to watch, Markus.

Holy shit!

Yes indeed! The tradition of a Christmassy
"Best in Test" continues, then.

But now we'll finally find out who
will be the overall winner of the season.

-David?
-It looks like this.

In fifth place, Daniel Nannskog.

-No, shit!
-151 points. 151 points.

In fourth place with 175 points:
Victor Beer!

-Very good.
-In third place:

The one who has won the most shows.
Jenny Strömstedt, 182 points.

So it's between
Kirsty and Peter.

From Jenny's 182 points, there are
only two points to second place.

And another two points
to first place.

But when we add this up
we can see-

-that the sausage costume didn't push you
all the way over.

You get 184 and a second place.

And Peter takes 186 points.

And thus, we get to unveil
Babbens' bust in gold!

-Congratulations!
-So, what have we learned tonight?

Well, family is always the worst.
Exits should be made with volume.

Peter Magnusson is best in test
for the eleventh season.

We'll be back on Christmas Day.

"Best in Test" is also available
on TV4 Play.

See you again!
Come on, let's congratulate Peter.

Text: Johanna Svensson
Iyuno