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Keep your feet to yourself, Kei!
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That's it! This just isn't enough space!
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Hey!
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Yes?
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Why do you get an entire room to yourself?!
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What can we do about it? We were only appropriated two rooms.
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We're two women and one man. It's only natural that...
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Shut up!
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Akane Manor
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It's unfair that we have to be cramped together!
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What do you propose we do?
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This is what we do!
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This is too much...
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Dirty Pair Flash 2
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Chance! Rushing through the world at super-high speed
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Chance! Girigiri no supeedo de sekai wo kakenukeru
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I'm in love with the thrill that no one else can give me
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Mou daremo todokanai suriru ni koishite
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You can't stand it, but you can't hate it, either
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Kuyashii kedo nikumenai
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Leaving behind a smile like that
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Sonna egao nokoshite
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When I'm shooting for romance,
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Romantic wo shooting
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I always hit my mark
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Nerai wa hazusanai
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Softly touching that snow-white chest
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Shiroi mune wo kasumeteku
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I'm a sniper who aims for love
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Koi wo nerau sniper
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Thrills are always sexy
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Suriru wa itsumo sexy
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Don't underestimate me!
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Amaku minaide yo
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Once I start running, I am...
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Hashiri dashitara watashi wa
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Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop
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Nobody can stop me, I'm a...
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Mou dare ni mo tomerarenai
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Non-stop angel!
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Chance! As you hold your breath and look my way,
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Chance! Iki wo tome mitsumeteru
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I take aim at you
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Anata wo neratteru
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It's far too late, I'm in love with the thrill
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Mou osoi te wo kure yo, suriru ni koishite
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Chance! Our passions run wild toward that far-off horizon
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Chance! Jounetsu ga kakenukeru haruka na chiheisen
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The two of us are like the wind
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Watshitachi kaze ni naru,
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Our lives burning bright
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Inochi ga moeagaru
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I want to feel it with you,
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Futari de kanjitai
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the next future that awaits us
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Tsugi no mirai wo
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Sparkling Pure Love Flower Shop
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Don't let my clothes get wet.
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What am I supposed to do?
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It doesn't look like it will stop any time soon.
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Only three days were designated as rain days so I forgot about it.
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I guess we ran out of luck.
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Maybe it's the rain...
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The city and even you look so refreshing and bright.
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Are you coming down with something?
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Excuse me...
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Please use these, if you would like.
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For us? Are you sure?
Thank you very much!
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I can't thank you enough. I am truly indebted to you.
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I don't deserve this!
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It's no trouble. Please return them sometime tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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"Today I was blessed with a wonderful encounter.
I must thank the benevolent rains for this."
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Kei!
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What was all that about? Are you writing a novel or something?
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Well, you see...
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"Wonderful encounter," eh?
Touma, of all people!
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What is it? What's going on?
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Yuri, you were with Touma, right?
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What's this about a "wonderful encounter"?
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Well...
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Encounter? There was no such thing.
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Yesterday...
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Oh, I get it.
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Are you going somewhere?
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Why, yes! I thought I should return the umbrellas we borrowed yesterday.
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W-Where are you going, Yuri?
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To the florist. Is there something wrong?
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I won't allow such a thing! To let someone such as yourself go to all that trouble?
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My manhood would be at stake if I left such menial labor to a lady.
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Why didn't you just tell me to return them?
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Ah, you're being too cold.
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Well in that case, why don't you go ahead?
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I'll do that! Death will not keep me from this task!
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After all, this is something between you and me!
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It's only natural that I should go!
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Oh, well...
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Good morning. How are you today? Today is such a wonderful day.
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Um, that is...
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Thank you for returning these.
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It was no trouble!
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Um, to find out a person's name, I need to introduce myself first.
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So, I'm Touma.
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I'm Leena.
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Your name is Leena.
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It has such a wonderful ring to it. I can\htell that your parents loved you dearly.
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Do you live near here?
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Oh, yes! As the old Chinese proverb says...
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Touma, of all people.
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There's no question about it. Look at that sappy grin.
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So, he's a man after all.
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I have no idea what he sees in a giggling goody two shoes like that.
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That's really harsh coming from you, Yuri.
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What was that?
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I'm heading home. Whatever else happens, Touma's\hbound to crash and burn with her.
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Kill him! Kill him!
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Kill him!
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— Touma's sure out late.
— Kill him!
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He could be wandering around any...
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— I have presents!
— Huh?
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I pray that happiness visits you two beautiful women.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Please take care of your own health, Yuri.
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Wow, these look expensive.
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Touma must be hoping to become the hero of a romantic tragedy.
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Mr. Touma?
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Yes, I'm Touma. No need for a "Mr."
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To have run across one another at a place like this seems almost impossible.
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You're absolutely right. To accidentally run across a person in this vast city that is Tokyo,
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assuming that the population of Tokyo is variable\hX and that the number of people is variable Y...
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Let's go to a cafe and have a drink while we talk.
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Huh?
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If you don't mind, of course.
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— With me?
— Of course.
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What about your work, Miss Leena?
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I only work part time at the florist. I work the afternoon shift today.
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You start later?
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And please just call me Leena. Leave out the "Miss" part.
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So, when I changed the variables to the ones that were being indicated and ran the program,
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my machine took over control of the comm ports and started accessing the Hyperwave Network.
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It took the stupid programmer two days before he realized what he had done.
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He started researching what the computer was accessing,
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and he found out that it was accessing a point clear across the galaxy.
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When he discovered this was happening, his face turned white like bleached flour, if I recall.
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Is this all too boring?
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I'll bring up a subject that's more\hinteresting. Let me see...
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My fiancé made a boo boo...
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My fiancé's fiasco...
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Hm, let's see...
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The person you were with when it was raining...
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Huh?
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Who is she?
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Are you talking about Yuri?
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Her name is Yuri?
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I don't think her name is anything special.
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What kind of person is she?
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Let me see... She can pilot a spacecraft. She's not bad at that.
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But I would have to say that she lacks somewhat in intelligence.
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She goes about demolishing things, so it's hard to argue that she's constructive.
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She looked like a wonderful woman to me.
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Is she your significant other?
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A-A-Absolutely not!
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I'm only with Yuri because she was assigned to\hme! There's nothing in her that attracts me!
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Please don't misunderstand me!
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I find someone like... Someone like...
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Thank heavens!
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Eh?
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I guess I was making too much out of nothing.
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What do you mean?
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Can you guess why I lent you two umbrellas?
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What?
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With only one, you would have been too close to one another.
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I'm terribly sorry, but I have to get to the store now.
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Yuri!
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There's something wrong with you.
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There's something wrong with me?
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Think carefully about the members on this assignment.
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One woman is unquestionably rude and boorish, but the other is a really adorable lady.
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Huh?
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If you were a real man, you would immediately be drawn to that girl as well.
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I see now. So that's it.
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Yuri, you've fallen in love with...
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Of course not! I meant the opposite!
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You should be thinking things like, "Wow, Yuri's one cute girl!"
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"My heart beats so fast,"
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and brooding over me!
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Yuri, you want some too?
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I can't believe how angry Touma's making me! That florist must have tricked him somehow!
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Come on, what do you care about Touma's love affairs? I'm not interested.
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I have some presents.
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I pray that happiness visits you two beautiful women.
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Yee-haw!
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He must have gone to the flower shop again after I left!
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Click...
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Click...
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Moving 1.1 meters per second to the south-southwest. Okay! Click!
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What are you up to? Are you making another entry in that strange diary of yours?
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Photography! I'm taking some photos right now. Click!
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The weather is so nice today. It's\hperfect for taking photos! Click!
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That's it. He's gone bye-bye.
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Kei!
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Kei!
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What is it? If it's sex, I'll pass.
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You have nothing to fear!
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I absolutely have never had and never will have any intention of doing any such thing with you.
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Is that so?!
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I need someone to talk to.
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Screw that! Go talk to someone like Yuri.
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Well, Yuri seems to be angry at me for some reason.
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But why talk late at night like this?
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I can't sleep.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Hypothetically speaking...
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Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to give a present to a woman, what would be appropriate?
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Flowers would probably work.
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But what if the woman works in a flower\hshop? Hypothetically speaking of course.
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It would seem to me that flowers would be rather mundane for someone like that.
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You really have gone head over heels for that girl who lent you the umbrellas.
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How... How did you find out?!
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Idiot!
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Well, if my secret's out, then I have no other choice.
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I guess I'll be up front and frank about all this now.
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I don't wanna hear it.
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How can I help you?
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I need some flowers.
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I think I'll pick up those roses today. Make that two bouquets, please.
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Thank you so very much.
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— Touma...
— Yes?
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Who are you going to give these to?
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Miss Yuri, perhaps?
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No, no!
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This will go to the superintendent of the apartment building I live in,
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and the other bouquet will go to the old lady who works at the corner tobacco store.
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Oh, really? I feel so relived!
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I'm sorry that I ever doubted you.
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She's taking you for a ride.
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Leena would never do such a thing. Please\hdon't say bad things about her.
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So, her name is Leena?
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Yuri, when did you get here?
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This all sounds too good to be true.
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There must be a darker side to this girl. She\hmust be after something from Touma.
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How can you say that?!
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Doesn't this strike you as strange at all?
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Being TroCons for too long is making you second guess everything.
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That's one sad way to live your life.
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You're a TroCon too, you know.
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That's right.
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I am one of the best Network Specialist TroCons!
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I've already checked and made sure that Leena isn't a shady character.
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— What?
— Here!
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Residence in Kamikitazawa. Family of four made up of her mother, father, younger brother, and herself.
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Father is a department head at a food corporation. Mother works as a high school teacher.
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Born September 3rd. 16 years old. A Virgo.
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Blood type AB+. Height 153cm. Weight 43kg.
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Hobbies include collecting stuffed animals and playing tennis.
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I snuck into her personal database, just a little bit.
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That's a felony offense!
258
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I followed her home and scoped out her house as well.
259
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You... You stalked her?!
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She's the proper daughter of a proper household.
261
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There's nothing suspicious about her.
262
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She's going to hate you for this.
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There's nothing to worry about. I followed her discreetly. She didn't notice me.
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I even took some pictures.
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You took peep shots?!
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Of course not! I accessed the weather-monitoring satellites and took the shots with my PC.
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Here!
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These count as peep shots too, you know.
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I cracked the data analysis routine of Sandrat, this planet's weather monitoring satellite.
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I added some optical data enhancement features to it,
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thereby raising the resolution of the satellite to 5mm.
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Yes, take a look at that one. Leena just looked up there. You can see her face a little.
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Isn't she sweet?
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Good night.
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Yes, staying up late is bad for your complexion.
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She's so innocent, so lovely, and very kind. Oh, Leena!
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I've never seen such a wonderful girl in all my life!
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How can I help you?
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I'll buy two bouquets. Give me the two largest and most expensive ones in the store.
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You must not find me attractive.
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How can you say such a thing?!
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Well, we've been going out for some time now, but you haven't tried to get any closer to me.
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How can you say that?
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I come here every day and buy flowers to contribute to the sales of your store.
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We've never gone on a date. Never sung karaoke together.
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We haven't even kissed yet!
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Needless to say, we haven't done anything more intimate than kissing, either.
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More intimate than kissing?!
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He's in the way all the time.
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Umeya
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Now Serving Breakfast
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This is no use. I'm not going to get anywhere just by buying flowers everyday.
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If you're not going to eat your natto, I'll take it.
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Yuri, what should I do?
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I don't know.
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— Thank you for coming!
— Could you help me any, Kei?
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Stop bothering me! Just take her out someplace.
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Where should I take her?
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Use your own brain.
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I guess the electronics mall in Akihabara is one place.
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We could walk around and sample the new PC games that are coming out.
302
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The selection of rocket navigation systems has gotten better.
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You are one complete blockhead! Can't you think of any place more fun than that?
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You know, Toshimaru-en or\hDisneyland. Places like that.
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Amusement parks are for little kids!
306
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Touma, choose movies. Take her out to a French film.
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Screw that! Movies are a lot more boring. Rocket coasters are the best.
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Have an elegant dinner after the movie.
309
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There's a new restaurant arcade that just opened up in Ebisu.
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The view at night from there is so beautiful.
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Sushi, yeah that's the ticket. Take her to a sushi shop after the rocket coasters.
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Treat her to some premium pure rice sake and excellent gizzard shad.
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But don't dare make the mistake of taking her to a sushi buffet.
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What should I do if she doesn't agree to the date?
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You said you think she's falling for you.
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I think so...
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Then, all you have to do is act.
318
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But I have this feeling that maybe this is too good to be true.
319
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Quit wasting time! Just go ahead, invite her, get turned down, and get it over with!
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Yes, that's absolutely right. Go call her now!
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Here!
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Wait a minute, what am I supposed to say to her?
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I don't know what to do.
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What's the flower shop's number? You know it, don't you?
325
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Of course!
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What is it?
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It's "Lovely-Florist."
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LO-VE-LY-FL-O-RI-ST.
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There you go.
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How... How could you? I'm not ready for this!
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Excuse me, is Miss Leena available?
Yes, thank you.
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What am supposed to say? I don't\hknow where I'm going to take her!
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Ah, hello? Is this Leena?\hYes, this is Touma.
334
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Well, that isn't what I had in mind, but\hYuri's insisting that I call you so...
335
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Oh, no... I'm not... Well... You see...
336
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Give it to me!
337
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Hello, Leena? That's right.
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Sorry to call you out of the blue like\hthis, but I'd like you to go out with...
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Huh? "Okay"?
Really?
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Yeah, at 5 o'clock this evening. I understand.
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Wow. She says she'll do it.
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At 5 o'clock today, in front of the fountain in Yoyogi Park.
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I can't. I just can't comprehend this.
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This world is full of things you can't make sense of.
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Yes!
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All right! My database on dating venues in Tokyo is complete.
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I'll construct an itinerary based on this information.
348
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I'll model the itinerary on a flow chart with three to the fourth power of options.
349
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I'll need to leave enough leeway to accommodate any unforeseen accidents.
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Kei!
351
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Please get this to a speedy laundry service.
352
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Uh... right.
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Yuri!
354
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Would you mind calling this restaurant and making a reservation for me?
355
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Make the reservation for 7 o'clock this evening.
356
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I'm so surprised! I never expected that you'd be nice enough to ask me out!
357
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Ever since that rainy day that I first saw you, I\hhaven't\hbeen able to get you out of my mind.
358
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Touma's told me so much about you.
359
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Miss Yuri, you're someone special.
360
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My heart pounds when you're so near.
361
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Would it be too forward of me to refer to you as "my dear sister"?
362
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Do you plan on laughing until you die?
363
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"Everything about you, my dear sister, captivates me."
364
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"Your black, marble-like eyes, your crimson lips, your long hair, your snow-white skin and..."
365
00:24:25,290 --> 00:24:30,260
Enough already! That girl is planning on coming here tomorrow.
366
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I suppose I need to go have a bath.
367
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I'll have to tidy this place up as well.
368
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Stop it! I can't breathe!
369
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I curse my youth,
370
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for I will have to spend the endless years ahead accompanied only by my tears.
371
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Cut it out, Touma! You'll get over this, right?!
C'mon, c'mon!
372
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Who's the one that fell in love?
373
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Koi wo shita no dare dare
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Come over here
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Koko ni oide yo
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It's like magic, isn't it?
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Marude mahou da yo ne da yo ne
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This beating of my heart
379
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Konna ni mune ga
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Thump thump
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Doki doki
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Just like that
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Suru no wa
384
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Hey, the truth is dreams are all around you
385
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Ne maji ni wa yume ga afureru
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And you can't make them bloom by yourself
387
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Sou hitori ja sakasenai yo
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Stop the clock
389
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Tokei wo tomete
390
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Snap your shoes
391
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Kutsu wo narashite
392
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Let's do something that no one can teach us
393
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Daremo oshiete kurenai koto shiyou
394
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The sun up above is looking down at the two of us
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Ohisama mo ima futari wo miteru
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Let's toss aside all the drama with a smile
397
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Dramatic nante koto wa warai tobashichae
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I really like you
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Kimi ga daisuki
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Such a wonderful holiday
401
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Suteki na holiday
402
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It has nothing to do with romance
403
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:36,020
Romantic nante koto wa kankei nai yo ne
404
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I really like you...
405
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:40,350
Kimi ga daisuki
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Preview
407
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Finally, we're getting off this planet.
408
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,320
We can go home now!
409
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,490
Or so we thought, until Touma became someone's target again. What the hell is going on here?!
410
00:27:17,490 --> 00:27:21,440
The perpetrator of the viral infection is still at large in the computer.
411
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,240
That perpetrator is called a virtual entity, and he's waiting for the chance to...
412
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,150
Enough with the technical jargon!
413
00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:30,210
It makes no difference to me what the enemy is, I'll just beat it to a pulp!
414
00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:32,080
Well, best of luck to you.
415
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,950
It's the next episode, "Tokyo Hot Pursuit Airport"!
416
00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:36,750
Next Episode
417
00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:36,750
Tokyo Hot Pursuit Airport
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I'll blow them all away!
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